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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,420 --> 00:00:15,440 latest victim came in five minutes ago 19 year old female works at nacho ball 2 00:00:15,440 --> 00:00:22,420 close winner the nice one the close one take a look i should warn you 3 00:00:22,420 --> 00:00:29,400 she's trashy wow she's 4 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:36,160 a real mess i can hear you i hear you too tell me what 5 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:37,160 happened 6 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,470 I just finished my shift at Nacho Ball. 7 00:00:40,870 --> 00:00:42,230 Someone better be dead. 8 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,210 Victim's over here, Cap. 9 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:47,130 The victim? The victim's right here. 10 00:00:47,950 --> 00:00:52,490 Six feet tall, sweats diesel, poops bravery, and is missing the new Battle 11 00:00:52,490 --> 00:00:53,490 movie right now. 12 00:00:53,810 --> 00:00:58,310 Oh, I saw that last night. The ending is... Don't tell me, don't tell me. 13 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,640 I've been looking forward to this movie for a while. 14 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,760 Yes. Yes, I have. Yes, I have. Every time I try to see it, some stupid 15 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:10,340 commits some stupid crime, then I have to leave the theater, and honestly, what 16 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:12,320 does a cop in this town actually do? 17 00:01:13,840 --> 00:01:14,840 Yeah, 18 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,000 anyway, this is Mandy. 19 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,800 Wow, she's a real mess. 20 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:21,060 Yeah. 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,400 I mean, yikes, right? What happened to her? 22 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,200 How's it going? 23 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,960 I had just finished my shift at the close nacho ball. 24 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,200 Gross. 25 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:36,140 And as I was leaving, I was minding my own business. 26 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:39,320 Littering. Or this man. 27 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:40,700 Or a woman. 28 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:41,720 Or a woman. 29 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,520 No. It was a guy. 30 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,920 Okay. He came out of nowhere. 31 00:01:47,360 --> 00:01:52,700 And he was wearing this mask that looked like a smiley face emoji. And he said 32 00:01:52,700 --> 00:01:55,540 that his name is Mr. Nice Guy. And then littering. 33 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,210 Well, he's not wrong. It's not great. 34 00:02:00,130 --> 00:02:05,890 And then he superglued my litter all over me. 35 00:02:14,870 --> 00:02:16,190 There's a trash can, like, right there. 36 00:02:17,730 --> 00:02:20,830 Okay, can you deal with this, please, so I can go see my movie? I mean, can you 37 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:23,450 handle this? Do I need to be here? Do I need to be here? No problem. No problem, 38 00:02:23,570 --> 00:02:24,570 McDonald's. Thanks. 39 00:02:26,510 --> 00:02:27,730 There's another victim coming in. 40 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:30,370 Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck, big dog. 41 00:02:30,830 --> 00:02:31,950 Somebody get me out of here! 42 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:34,590 Please! Somebody get me out of this thing! 43 00:02:35,010 --> 00:02:36,010 Please! 44 00:02:36,310 --> 00:02:37,730 Mitch Pilski? Don't care. 45 00:02:38,130 --> 00:02:40,010 I said somebody get me out of here! 46 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:41,690 Can you tell us what happened to you? 47 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:46,470 Well, I just finished loading my groceries into my no -emissions electric 48 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,730 vehicle. You know, because I care about the planet. 49 00:02:48,970 --> 00:02:51,550 Do your part. Do your part. I'm doing it. I'm doing it with you. 50 00:02:51,810 --> 00:02:53,650 We got one planet, you know? It's all we got. 51 00:02:55,030 --> 00:02:56,030 Anyway. 52 00:02:56,090 --> 00:02:58,870 I was minding my own business, leaving my shopping cart in the middle of the 53 00:02:58,870 --> 00:03:01,910 parking lot, when all of a sudden this guy just... Oh, or girl. Or girl. 54 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:04,470 No, it was a guy. 55 00:03:05,910 --> 00:03:06,910 Okay. 56 00:03:07,690 --> 00:03:09,950 He called himself Mr. Nice Guy. 57 00:03:10,370 --> 00:03:13,370 And he said I should always put things back where I got them. 58 00:03:13,850 --> 00:03:16,330 Again, he's not wrong. Yeah, you should always return your shopping cart. 59 00:03:16,650 --> 00:03:17,650 Oh, rude. 60 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:20,450 Yeah, rude. 61 00:03:20,970 --> 00:03:22,210 That's what Mr. Nice Guy said. 62 00:03:22,730 --> 00:03:25,550 And then he said he was going to teach me a lesson. 63 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:31,210 And so he put me in my shopping cart, and then he welded another one on top of 64 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:32,210 me! 65 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:37,670 We should go back to the man cave and dig into this. Yeah, the next showing of 66 00:03:37,670 --> 00:03:39,930 battle pigs is going to start for another two hours. Oh, dude, you haven't 67 00:03:39,930 --> 00:03:40,769 battle pigs yet? 68 00:03:40,770 --> 00:03:43,290 No, I haven't seen battle pigs yet. Because every time I try to... Oh, do 69 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:45,330 like it when hog walks? No, don't tell me! 70 00:03:51,530 --> 00:03:52,530 It's a little extreme. 71 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:54,270 He's fine. 72 00:04:06,960 --> 00:04:09,700 This is the security cam footage of the grocery store and the alley behind a 73 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:13,260 toast nacho bar. Good, good. Schwoz, did the police send you a sketch of Mr. 74 00:04:13,360 --> 00:04:16,920 Nice Guy yet? They're trying to, but they're using an outdated form of 75 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:20,279 technology that sends information over regular phone lines. 76 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:22,280 But that's even slower than email. 77 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:23,580 Facts. 78 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,860 You're reading that book of slang words I gave you. 79 00:04:27,260 --> 00:04:29,820 No, they're sending the sketch via facts. 80 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:31,700 Facts machine. 81 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:36,090 Oh. But, y 'all, that book is lit, fam. 82 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:37,610 Ah, that book's lit! 83 00:04:38,210 --> 00:04:40,210 Did you get to the part where they're talking about... I got him! 84 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:42,310 You got him? 85 00:04:42,370 --> 00:04:43,570 Did you figure out who Mr. Nice Guy is? 86 00:04:45,150 --> 00:04:46,150 No. 87 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:50,750 Uh, there was one guy online who was willing to sell his ticket to the 5 p 88 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:53,690 showing in the new Battle Pigs movie, and I got him. 89 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:56,530 Right. So, see you at the movies. 90 00:04:56,850 --> 00:04:59,550 What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What, what, what? 91 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:02,430 Dude, we can't go to the movies. We're in the middle of a crime spree. 92 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:06,810 no, no, no, no. It takes three crimes to make a spree. We only have two so far, 93 00:05:06,930 --> 00:05:08,070 so that's just a crime spurt. 94 00:05:08,570 --> 00:05:09,830 And a little spurt? 95 00:05:10,270 --> 00:05:11,430 Don't hurt. See you at the movie. 96 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,470 Get out of my way! I'm going to the movie! 97 00:05:19,050 --> 00:05:20,050 What is it? 98 00:05:20,290 --> 00:05:21,189 Kill it! 99 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:22,169 Kill it! 100 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:23,170 Stop! 101 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,030 What's in your mouth? 102 00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:26,370 Is that your phone? 103 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:29,670 The police sketch is coming in. 104 00:05:33,870 --> 00:05:38,170 I was minding my own business, talking really loudly on my cell phone when this 105 00:05:38,170 --> 00:05:40,510 guy grabbed it and shoved it in my mouth. 106 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,350 Three. Three. That's three cries. Three. Spree. 107 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:45,850 Spurt. Spree. 108 00:05:46,150 --> 00:05:48,010 Spurt. Spree. Spurt. 109 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,050 Spree, Larson. Spurt, Reynolds. 110 00:05:50,290 --> 00:05:51,810 Spree, you know it. I know nothing. 111 00:05:53,930 --> 00:05:56,410 How are you texting? 112 00:05:57,270 --> 00:06:00,790 With my tongue. 113 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:03,250 Respect. 114 00:06:04,140 --> 00:06:07,220 Guys, got the police sketch from the first two victims. 115 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,140 This is Mr. Nice Guy. 116 00:06:14,700 --> 00:06:15,760 Did he do this to you? 117 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Spree. 118 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:36,050 I wanted an after school job, but then an indestructible superhero hired me to 119 00:06:36,050 --> 00:06:37,050 be his sidekick. 120 00:06:37,350 --> 00:06:39,690 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 121 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:40,910 Feel good. 122 00:07:12,300 --> 00:07:13,360 That's incompressing. 123 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:23,740 Once this ghost has 500 PSI, the first phone will come shooting out of her 124 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:26,580 at exactly 87 miles per hour. 125 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,420 Ray, you ready to catch this phone? Yeah. 126 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:43,930 87, not bad. 127 00:07:44,310 --> 00:07:45,310 Told ya. 128 00:07:47,010 --> 00:07:48,010 Alright, 129 00:07:48,190 --> 00:07:49,190 what's going on? 130 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:51,170 Why'd I just get hit in the face with a wet phone? 131 00:07:51,890 --> 00:07:53,750 Someone shoved Piper's phone in her mouth. 132 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:55,050 Nice. 133 00:07:56,290 --> 00:07:57,290 Come on. 134 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,930 Raise your hand if you've thought about shoving Piper's phone in her mouth. 135 00:08:00,290 --> 00:08:01,290 Yeah. 136 00:08:05,650 --> 00:08:06,650 So what happened? 137 00:08:06,790 --> 00:08:10,630 Well, I was minding my own business talking loudly on my cell phone after 138 00:08:10,630 --> 00:08:11,690 watching Battle Peaks 4. 139 00:08:12,650 --> 00:08:13,870 How great was that ending? 140 00:08:14,250 --> 00:08:19,670 So great. Yo, I cannot believe that Captain Porkchop totally was not another 141 00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:21,610 word. 142 00:08:22,610 --> 00:08:25,410 You haven't seen it yet? No, because I keep getting interrupted. 143 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:28,530 And you all know how much I hate being... I still don't understand how 144 00:08:28,530 --> 00:08:30,110 fun ended up in her mouth. 145 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:48,189 I'm in public. 146 00:08:48,190 --> 00:08:50,990 I know that, but I want to, so I do it. 147 00:08:51,630 --> 00:08:52,630 What's wrong with that? 148 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:55,230 I mean, it's just kind of bad. 149 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:57,250 Do not be considerate of others. 150 00:08:57,930 --> 00:09:00,910 Come on, Piper. Mr. Wallaby taught you better than that. Mr. Wallaby. 151 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:02,630 I love Mr. 152 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:04,710 Wallaby. Who is Mr. 153 00:09:05,150 --> 00:09:07,250 Wall... Don't even try. 154 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:12,630 Mr. Wallaby is this local guy on TV, and he hosts a show for little kids. 155 00:09:14,710 --> 00:09:16,010 It's not just for kids. 156 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:19,740 It's a children's show, Jasper. All right, love the show, not going to 157 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:23,180 apologize. There's literally no reason at all to stop watching kids' shows just 158 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:24,180 because you got a little bit older. 159 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:28,580 Who are you talking to? 160 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,920 It's whom are you talking to? 161 00:09:32,340 --> 00:09:37,200 Common usage, Jasper. No, no, whom is the object in the sentence, not the 162 00:09:37,200 --> 00:09:38,200 subject. Common usage. 163 00:09:38,640 --> 00:09:40,920 Grammar rules exist for a reason. 164 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,140 Grammar rules! 165 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:50,620 They never end good. 166 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:54,900 So what does Mr. 167 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:57,380 Wababadoodoo have to do with this? 168 00:09:58,100 --> 00:09:59,620 Uh, Mr. Wallaby. 169 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,200 Mr. 170 00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,040 Wallaby. Mr. 171 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,100 Wallaby. Mr. 172 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:09,240 Wallaby has a list of seven golden rules for good behavior. 173 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:16,020 Can you stop doing that? Rule one, never litter. Rule two, put things back where 174 00:10:16,020 --> 00:10:17,020 you got them from. 175 00:10:17,130 --> 00:10:18,130 This guy sounds lame. 176 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,150 Uh, okay, Mr. Wallaby is not lame. 177 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:22,110 He's kind of lame. 178 00:10:22,730 --> 00:10:24,410 Hey, I just thought of something. 179 00:10:24,610 --> 00:10:25,950 That grammar rule doesn't apply to you? 180 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:27,910 Common, you say? 181 00:10:28,130 --> 00:10:32,230 Okay, okay, hey, let it go, let it go, let it go. Breathe, breathe. 182 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,390 Okay, now, what were you thinking? 183 00:10:35,650 --> 00:10:40,190 I was thinking Piper and Mitch Bilski and that trashy girl from National Ball 184 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:42,910 all violated one of Mr. Wallaby's rules before they got attacked. 185 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:46,620 Don't litter, inside voices, put things back where you got them. 186 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:49,980 Wait, so you think that Mr. 187 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:51,360 Wallaby is Mr. 188 00:10:51,580 --> 00:10:52,580 Nice Guy? 189 00:10:52,700 --> 00:10:53,700 No way. 190 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,740 Mr. Wallaby is like the sweetest guy in the world. 191 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,560 Tom Hanks would play him in a movie. 192 00:10:59,560 --> 00:11:04,400 Okay, then what if Mr. Nice Guy is some kind of Mr. Wallaby superfan? Or someone 193 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,560 who works on the show is taking the rules too seriously? 194 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,920 Um, it's whom works on the show. 195 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,640 No, it's not. 196 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:22,940 Okay, just a quick one and then we gotta go see why. 197 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:25,940 Everybody grab her, grab her, hammer! 198 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:29,380 Don't nobody cheat! 199 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,280 Don't nobody? 200 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,580 That's a double negative. 201 00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:34,500 You're going down. 202 00:11:34,940 --> 00:11:35,940 Mr. 203 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,220 Wallaby will be with you in a few minutes. If you gentlemen could wait 204 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:49,220 over here. 205 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,040 Ah, lost my shoulder. Oh, sorry. 206 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:55,480 Uh, no, you're good. Just got in a pretty bad grammar fight. 207 00:11:56,060 --> 00:11:57,060 Grammar fight? Yeah. 208 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:58,480 Those never end good. 209 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:03,000 Uh, don't you mean those never end well? 210 00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:08,320 Mr. Wallaby will be with you soon. 211 00:12:14,140 --> 00:12:15,960 So, we talked to Wallaby. 212 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:18,520 See if he's noticed anything weird with any of his... Oh, it's a tree! 213 00:12:19,850 --> 00:12:20,849 I'm sorry, what? 214 00:12:20,850 --> 00:12:24,150 The wallaby tree, dude. The one that grows from good thoughts and produces 215 00:12:24,150 --> 00:12:25,150 fruits of kindness. 216 00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:29,590 Okay, I feel like... Maybe you're focused. Oh, the tubes. The tubes. Oh, 217 00:12:29,590 --> 00:12:30,590 tubes. 218 00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:34,570 This is where the male snail delivers the snail mail to Mr. Wallaby's mail 219 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:35,690 Yes. 220 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,710 Everybody loves the tubes. 221 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:40,030 Male snail. 222 00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:41,229 How you doing? 223 00:12:41,230 --> 00:12:43,830 Dude, it's the male snail who delivers snail mail without fail. 224 00:12:44,350 --> 00:12:46,290 Nice to meet you. You guys here to see Mr. B? 225 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,040 See, don't any blood? 226 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:51,220 Every day. 227 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:53,760 Doctors say it's not healthy, but that don't stop Mr. B. 228 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,680 That man is a true hero. 229 00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:58,940 No pointing! 230 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:02,080 Wow. 231 00:13:02,460 --> 00:13:03,460 Buddy. 232 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:08,140 Make it down a notch. That was a freebie. Next time, you're losing an 233 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,780 Pointing violates Mr. 234 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:12,320 Wallaby's rule number five. No pointing! 235 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:13,820 Can't you read the sign? 236 00:13:14,220 --> 00:13:15,220 Ah, I see no sign. 237 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:16,560 There's no sign. There! 238 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:18,929 What's wrong with your head? 239 00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:19,930 It's there! 240 00:13:19,950 --> 00:13:20,990 Stop freaking me out, man! 241 00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,210 It's not pointing! 242 00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:23,209 Oh, there it is! 243 00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:24,690 Right there, see? No pointing! 244 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:30,470 You, uh, take Mr. 245 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,610 Wallaby's rules pretty seriously, don't you? 246 00:13:33,510 --> 00:13:35,530 Maybe a little too seriously. 247 00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:37,110 You bet I do. 248 00:13:37,430 --> 00:13:40,070 And so will you, if you know what's good for you. 249 00:13:43,250 --> 00:13:44,510 Stay, friend. Here we go. 250 00:13:45,150 --> 00:13:47,550 Let me ask you a question. When time... 251 00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:50,910 you ever seen the inside of a hood inside of a hood 252 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:57,950 okay 253 00:13:57,950 --> 00:14:09,630 first 254 00:14:09,630 --> 00:14:13,860 thing you need to know is you're not getting out of this alive what Nope, 255 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:17,240 nope. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't just kill people, dude. Yeah, I know, but I 256 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:19,060 thought we were just playing good cop, bad cop. Yeah, we're playing good cop, 257 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,180 bad cop, not good cop, psychopath cop. 258 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,060 All right, start over, start over. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. 259 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000 One, two, three. 260 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:28,920 Okay, 261 00:14:30,340 --> 00:14:36,860 first thing you need to know is you might get out of this alive better, 262 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,760 but only if you tell the truth. 263 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,420 I'll tell you anything you want to know. Admit you're Mr. Nice Guy. What? Oh, 264 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:45,580 don't play dumb with us. We know you're Mr. Nice Guy. Going around town, 265 00:14:45,780 --> 00:14:49,280 trapping people in shopping carts, on phones, in loud talkers' mouths, gluing 266 00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:52,020 trash on the nacho ballers. We know that was you. 267 00:14:52,360 --> 00:14:54,900 And if you don't admit it, we will kill you. What? 268 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,220 No, we won't kill you. Thank you. As long as you tell the truth. 269 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,620 We'll kill you if you don't. Why do you want to kill people? Really? 270 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:03,900 No! Oh, hello! 271 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,480 Occupy, do not enter! 272 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:06,940 What are you guys doing? 273 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,620 Why turn the lights off? Come on! 274 00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:11,480 We're in the middle of an interrogation here! 275 00:15:11,690 --> 00:15:12,669 Well, we need ketchup. 276 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:13,670 This guy's gonna see you. 277 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:15,430 Who are you guys talking to? Get out! 278 00:15:15,930 --> 00:15:18,290 We're gonna eat meatloaf in the park. But we need ketchup. 279 00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,170 What? Okay, that makes sense, dude. 280 00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:03,409 I can tell you who is. 281 00:16:03,410 --> 00:16:04,490 Oh, sure. Who is it? 282 00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:05,930 It's Mr. Wallaby. 283 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,590 What? 284 00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:13,910 No way. Mr. Wallaby can't be Mr. Nice Guy. He's such a nice guy. Oh, I get it. 285 00:16:13,910 --> 00:16:15,350 cracked the case. Way to go, me. 286 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:20,750 Wait, but why did you freak out when we pointed? I was trying to protect you. 287 00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,150 Pointing's against the rules. 288 00:16:22,430 --> 00:16:24,950 If Mr. Wallaby had seen you, you'd have been his next victim. 289 00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:27,530 I kind of believe him. 290 00:16:27,870 --> 00:16:31,670 Yeah. Come on. Let's go wipe the smile off Mr. Nice Guy's face. 291 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,160 How? Who's going to believe us that Mr. Wallaby's a criminal? We need proof. 292 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,720 What if we get him to reveal himself on live TV? 293 00:16:41,780 --> 00:16:43,460 Stop doing that. Okay. 294 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,740 We forgot the meatloaf. Are you serious? 295 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,780 Right now? 296 00:16:50,020 --> 00:16:51,020 You're fine. 297 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,080 You're fine. 298 00:17:01,930 --> 00:17:05,569 All my wallaby wascals ready to hear the song of the golden rules? 299 00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:06,910 Yes! 300 00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:08,810 Yes what? 301 00:17:09,470 --> 00:17:10,670 Yes, please! 302 00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:12,810 That's right. 303 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:20,010 Gather round my special friends as I share some helpful tools. 304 00:17:20,630 --> 00:17:24,609 Have a ball while you're following all my golden rules. 305 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,130 Rule one! Never litter. 306 00:17:27,609 --> 00:17:31,420 Rule two! Put things back where you got them from. Rule three! When you sneeze, 307 00:17:31,480 --> 00:17:32,480 you must cover. 308 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,900 Use your inside voice indoors. 309 00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:36,960 No pointing. 310 00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:39,860 Before you enter, wipe your shoes. 311 00:17:40,380 --> 00:17:45,320 Chew with your mouth closed. Follow these and you'll never lose. 312 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:48,620 Mr. Wallaby's golden rules. 313 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,560 Yay! 314 00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:53,700 Thank you, Apple. Thank you. 315 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,400 Oh, someone's at the door. 316 00:17:57,020 --> 00:18:01,120 I'll bet it's the male snail with the snail mail for the male tail. 317 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,820 Hello. Oh, hey! 318 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:04,740 What's up? Hey, Wally, how's it going? 319 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,260 It's Captain Manicure Danger! 320 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:08,660 Yeah! 321 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:15,400 These don't point, Pascal. It's against the rules, and I just sang the song. 322 00:18:17,140 --> 00:18:20,500 Oh, I don't mind when kids point at me. Oh, yeah, I just point right back at 323 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,620 them. Yeah, pony party! 324 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:40,220 Now we can say hello to our guests, who did not wipe their feet before entering. 325 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:42,960 Oh, is that one of your rules? 326 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:46,840 I think you know that it is. 327 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:49,940 Sorry, big dog. I'll wipe it right now. 328 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:51,720 What, Big Barty? 329 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:04,380 Sounds like somebody's not using his inside voice. 330 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:05,700 Yeah, that guy. 331 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,260 No pointing. 332 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:13,960 Ring, ring, ring. Oh, it appears I am receiving a call. 333 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:15,680 On your cellular telephone? 334 00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:17,020 Indubitably. 335 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:19,260 Hello? 336 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:21,860 Yeah, this is he. 337 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,240 What's that? You want me to talk louder? Okay. 338 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:27,460 Who's your inside boy? 339 00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:31,700 He didn't cover his mouth. 340 00:19:35,189 --> 00:19:36,470 Stop being the rules. 341 00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:40,590 I love these chips. These chips are dope. Yeah. I love eating them with my 342 00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:46,030 mouth. We always chew with our mouths closed, don't we? No. No pointing. 343 00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,490 I'm done with these chips. 344 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:53,010 Well, whatever to do with the bag. 345 00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:54,270 Okay, okay. Come on, guys. 346 00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:56,030 Yeah, I don't see a trash can anywhere. 347 00:19:56,490 --> 00:19:57,610 It's right there. 348 00:19:58,450 --> 00:19:59,450 Oh. 349 00:19:59,870 --> 00:20:00,870 So it is. 350 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:04,720 But, yeah, maybe the thing might just drop that. 351 00:20:06,160 --> 00:20:08,660 That's it! 352 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,840 Inside voice, please. No more, Mr. 353 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,200 Wallaby! 354 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,720 That's right, Pat Cal. 355 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:27,520 I've been trying to teach you people manners for years, but none of you 356 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:30,540 So now I'm going to make you behave. 357 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,400 Not anymore, pal. 358 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:33,800 Yeah, you're going to jail. 359 00:20:34,940 --> 00:20:37,840 And can I just say, good plan, dude. Thanks. 360 00:20:38,140 --> 00:20:40,280 Respect. Now, let's take this guy down. 361 00:20:41,900 --> 00:20:47,440 Come on! 362 00:20:47,780 --> 00:20:49,180 You want a piece of Wallaby? 363 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,920 No, Mr. Wallaby is jacked. 364 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:53,780 Right? 365 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,360 You know what this means. 366 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,120 Nice job, Kid Danger. You too, Cat. 367 00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:21,200 I just wanted a nice little ending to it. Sure did. 368 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,500 Just like the ending of Battle Pigs. 369 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,540 No spoilers. 26157