All language subtitles for Henry Danger s05e24 Story Tank

I know it's hard, but don't give up.

We just started like five minutes ago.

You've got to push through the pain.

Nothing about this is painful, except
for watching you.

Yeah.

Life begins when your comfort zone ends.

Are you even listening to that?

Teach a man to fish, and he'll sleep for
a lifetime.

All right, he's lost it. I'll get the
oxygen.

No, no, no.

There's no room for oxygen breaks,
Dean's father said.

You've taken two oxygen breaks already.

And I ate myself, boy!

Oh, thank you, baby girl.

Don't ever call me that.

What's with that baby boy? No idea, big
papa.

What was that?

Henry! Henry, I need to find Henry.
Right now. I need to find him. Henry!

You guys saw her too, right?

Yeah, kind of hard to miss that. Do you
guys know who that is? She might be new.

I have no idea who that woman is. I feel
like I should have said something.

She reminds me of Jasper's mom.

Right. Yeah, she definitely does.

Oh, but like prettier and more normal.

Come on, tell me where Henry is. It's
very important that I find him.

Hello! Am I talking to myself?

I've got to tell him that... Hi,
Charlotte.

Did he dull up the toot? What?

I cannot use it to... Looks like she's
been spasmodicizing.

Where is Henry?

You lost it. No, I didn't. Yes, you did.
Okay, only me and you used it.

I didn't lose it, then you lost it. I
found it.

Nice.

Why do they make the Pear TV remote so
small?

I don't know, but let's just put the
cushions back where we had them. What in

the heck? I honestly just lost it again.

I was standing here and it was in my
hands and it disappeared.

See you in a week.

Where are you going?

Where's mom?

Yeah, where's mom?

Why are you dressed like that? Is that
my new suitcase? Are those my shorts?

Where's mom?

Whoa.

That is a lot of questions. And I would
answer them all if I weren't late for

Fake Fest.

You got tickets to Fake Fest? What's
Fake Fest?

It's a music festival on a tropical
island once owned by mob boss Rob Moss.

Be back in a week. Wait.

Leave us here for a week? Yeah, can't we
come with you?

Sorry. Could only afford two tickets.

Also, the fake festival has a strict no
nerd policy.

Oh, so Henry can't go.

What? That's right.

You're a nerd, son.

I'm not a nerd.

I have two friends, and as I say that, I
realize that number isn't very high.

If you're not a nerd, then prove it.
Have a giant party while I'm gone.

Wait, you want me to have a party while
you're gone?

Look, Henry, part of being a teenager is
having wild parties when your parents

are out of town, doing thick stuff with
your bro -bros, and then getting in lots

of trouble when your mom and I come home
earlier than expected.

Yeah, where is mom?

I'm leaving for a week, and I want you
to have a raging party or you are

grounded. Do you understand me, young
man?

I'll help him to the other party.

Thank you, my cool child.

Are you serious?

I'm off to fake that. Catch me on the
twits.

Hashtag fake... Fake spelled the fake
way, Jake spelled the Jake way. Later,

Jones!

I'm not a nerd.

You want me to invite some of my friends
to the party?

Yes, please.

Um, I, uh, I gotta go.

Where? There's a oven on at the zoo, so
I'm just gonna turn that off. You don't

have to lie anymore.

I know you're a kid danger.

Oh. Yeah.

Emergency at the man cave. Gotta go. Can
I come?

Sorry, nerds only. Later, Toad.

Come on!

Are you okay?

Stop! What happened?

Okay. You know how I get up every
morning before dawn to go fishing?

No. Well, starting today, I do.

And I was pulling some crappy up the
creek when I got triple beat. Yeah, me

What's the emergency?

I don't know.

I was trying to get down the man cave
and my man pole, my man line, and my man

lures all got caught in this stupid
curtain.

fishing with me sometime, buddy.

I'm good.

Whoa,

whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. What's going on here?

Yeah. Are you wearing my unitard?

It's one size fits all.

I wasn't talking about the unitard. I
was talking about who's this crazy old

lady.

Henry, thank God you're here.

Yeah. Hey, who are you?

How do you know my name?

Watch out. She's dangerous.

Okay. Don't come any closer, lady.

We don't want to hurt you.

Hey, I'm not done with you.

We also don't want to be hurt by you.

I wouldn't hurt you.

I'm your sister.

What? It's me, Piper.

What?

the future what what it all just kind of
happened

i wanted an after -school job but then
an indestructible superhero hired me to

be his sidekick now we blow bubbles and
fight crime feels good

So good to see you again.

There's no soap in the future because
your hands are kind of dirty.

Oh, it's not dirty. It's cyborg robot
blood oil.

Okay, all right. Let's put our hands in
our pockets and never touch anything

ever again.

In the future, there are no pockets.

No pockets?

The future sounds terrible.

She's not from the future.

She's just some crazy lady who wandered
in here. Probably looking for turkey

jerky.

And from the future. But seriously, do
you have any turkey jerky? Because I

would love some.

Here. Go nuts, Frizzy McGuire.

See?

Oh. In the future, the only food the
robots give us is tasteless vitamin

Well, here in the present, you can't
know about me or Henry or the man cave,

Schwoz, go get the memory wiper, please.

Only two.

We're running out of time.

Piper's in great danger. We need to
leave now.

and help her. Why?

Wait, why is Piper in danger? Are you
seriously buying her story?

Well, you and Henry have traveled
through time before, so we know that

travel is possible. It's true.

We need to leave now.

Take me to your house, to our house, the
house where we grew up.

If you really teleported here from the
future, why don't you just go straight

there? Good one, Jasper. Thank you.

Because what is coming for Piper, for
me, I can't face it alone. I need help.

You certainly do.

Professional help.

And right now, you've got an appointment
with Dr. Fifth!

Okay.

You're starting to bug me about as much
as Henry's real little sister does. I am

Henry's real little sister, and we have
to leave now.

Well, maybe if you told us why
something's coming for Piper, Ray would

easier time believing you.

Because in the future, I lead a rebel
army against the robots that enslave

humanity. The robots can't get to me in
the future, so they are going to send a

terrible machine to destroy me. Piper,
in the past, it's coming today.

This sounds pretty bad, dude. This
sounds like this lady's watched

too many times.

What's the Terminator?

It's a really old movie where all this
same stuff happens. Yes, The Terminator.

That movie gave the robots the idea to
enslave us all. That, and The Matrix,

the sad first scene of Finding Nemo
where the... Look, maybe we should just

just be safe.

You want to be safe? Yeah. We take this
lady to a loony bin.

We need to leave now.

Listen, if she's telling the truth, then
you just got flipped by the future

leader of the human resistance.

If she's crazy, then you just got beat
up by some crazy lady who likes...

jerky. Got any more?

Second time's the charm. Let's dance,
crazy Susan!

Oh, man!

Who taught you how to fight? You did. In
the future.

Okay, that checks out.

got to your sister, then according to
time travel rules, Looney Gaga here

suddenly disappear.

She's here. Your dumb sister's probably
fine.

Yeah, well, the rules of time travel
change every time we do it, dude.

And if the robot didn't crash this
place, who did?

That would be me.

Piper!

What are you doing?

Well, I called my friends, but none of
them wanted to come to your nerd party.

So, I'm trashing the place so that when
Dad gets back, he'll think you threw

one.

Can you call them back and tell them
it's a cool party?

They know you.

Won't work.

Hey, who's this? Your mom?

No, she's not my mom.

Your girlfriend?

I'll tell you who she is.

She's your... I

can taste

the robot blood.

What's your beezer, geezer? My beezer is
you can't tell Piper who I am or

anything about me. Why not?

Because look at me. If Piper finds out
that she ends up looking like this,

she'll never want to lead the human
rebel army, and then the robots will

Question. Is everyone in the future a
sucker?

Come on, man. No, you come on. I don't
believe this big bucket of crap. I don't

know, man.

Your sister's fine. She's crazy. Let's
take her to a hospital.

It's here to destroy Piper. What is?

Him? This little guy?

Yes. The robots disguise themselves as
kids so people won't think they're a

threat. Okay.

Watch out the showers, Pigpen. I'll
handle this.

Because I got a pretty good sense for
danger and this little fella wouldn't

hide.

It's real.

I told you. Everything you said is real.
I told you. Okay. We have to protect

Piper at all costs. I'm going to protect
her from the inside.

What makes you think something's going
on?

Okay,

I'm starting to think that crazy old
lady might be telling the truth.

Someone better tell me what the heck is
going on right now.

Okay, don't freak out.

But there is a robot outside who is here
to destroy you. What?

See, I just told you not to freak out.

But don't worry.

We will protect you.

I feel so safe.

Okay.

Okay.

You may have gotten the drop on me
before.

That's just because I wouldn't expect...
What the butt?

It's okay. It's okay. I got this. Hey,
buddy.

I need you to stop.

Stop moving.

Red light.

You have to stop if I say red light.

That's the rules of the game.

Relax. I speak fluent robots.

Adios, roboto.

Banning.

Huh. Seems like you just made him
angrier.

Yeah.

Let's see how he feels about that.

Did I get him?

Who did I land on?

Your girlfriend.

But we'll discuss that later. Right now,
I got boy problem.

And this time, I'm going to keep it safe
distance.

I'm not even mad.

Not where did he go. When did he go?

Uh, just now.

The robots can jump through time
whenever they want.

What? Of course they can. Okay.

He jumped forward in time to avoid
getting blasted. He'll be back any

have to leave. Who is this lady? I need
absolute silence. Could someone tell

me... Could someone tell me... I need
absolute silence.

Hey, Schwoz, long story. Turns out that
everything that that crazy lady from the

future said is true.

You're from... From the future?

He needs absolute silence.

Some crazy, strong robot kid from the
future showed up to my house and threw

through the roof a bunch of times.

Yeah, that was pretty funny. But listen,
this kid can, like, warp through time,

so... Hey, your bot hasn't come back
down yet. How high did that robot kid

him? I know, it's pretty funny.

Got it. Okay, Schwoz says he can whip up
a time trap if we lure this kid to the

man cave. Well, how do we do that? We're
gonna use Piper's bait. Yeah!

robot here's my sister will be in the
man cave bye

you

guys that robot kid just threw me into
space i was

wrong the earth is definitely right

to walk in this evening.

Then take them off.

I'm not going to fight an angry robot
kid from the future on bare feet,

Charlotte.

Think.

Okay. First of all, don't ever tell me
to think.

I warned you.

Yeah, but you sounded crazy. You still
sound crazy. What are you doing?

Walking the door.

Why? We need the robot to follow us into
the man cave.

Yeah, we're going to use Piper's bait. I
don't want to be bait. Okay, well, no

one ever wants to be bait.

Waz needs a few more minutes to set up
the time trap. So we came up here to try

and blow down the robot.

Is he even out there? Yeah. I don't
know. Be there. I don't know. I don't

Be right back.

Piper, quit screaming. We're trying to
look for the robot boy.

He's right there.

What?

Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,

go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
go, go,

Guess future robots are waterproof.

Smart.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come
on, come on.

Hey, aren't you coming? No.

I'm going to stay here and try to buy
straws some more time. It's not going to

be easy. That robot kid can't be
reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or

or fear.

Okay, thanks. Bye.

What's happening?

I can't stop dancing!

Henry! We couldn't stop him!

He's forcing us to dance!

It's actually pretty fun!

Really?

That thing's on its way.

How much more time do you need to make
that time trap, Floss?

Eh, not on me, not at least.

No problem.

Need to attach more flashing lights.

Is that really necessary?

Not at all, but look how cool they are.

It works.

Yeah, I caught them in a time loop.

Now he's stuck reliving the same three
seconds over and over and over and over

and over.

We get it.

Looks like he's dancing.

Oh, yeah.

It's a little dance thing. Look at this.

Now do the dance.

You see that?

What's up?

Dad's coming home.

What? I thought he was at the fake fest.

You're not going to believe me.

a party and not being the two -friended
nerd he usually is.

That kind of hurts.

He's on his way right now.

How are we going to make it look like
you're having a party?

In the future, against robots that look
like children.

You won't believe me if I told you.

My boss.

He was in the ceiling.

Hey.

Where's your wife?

Yeah, where is mom?