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Previously on Henry Danger.

Coast is clear.

Did you have to check to see if the coast was clear or did you just say

It's Stank Street, man. No one's ever here.

Whee! What?

You're a child.

Hello?

Henry?

I mean, no, he's not. I mean, no, we're not. Who's your brother? He's probably

awesome, but he's not me. You should leave.

And you must be Henry's boss from Drunken Stuff.

I sure am.

You got a smart sister, Henry.

Dude! Yeah, that's your brother. I'm his boss.

Make yourself at home.

I will be right back.

Wait, why are you being so calm about this? Where are you going? Who else

about this?

Does Mom know? No.

Does Dad know? No.

No, they don't. Okay? And you can't tell them. You can't tell anybody about this

because no one else knows.

Henry, you and Ray have got to stop playing with the brakes. What?

Piper? You said no one else knows.

I don't know. I don't know anything. I just woke up here.

This isn't my house.

Where am I?

Okay, fine. Charlotte knows and is a really terrible liar, but no one else

knows. Hey, Henry! The package thief was your dad.

Hey, Piper.

Check out how great my fake eyebrow... Oh, my God! What's Piper doing here?

Jasper knows, too?

Okay, yes, Jasper knows, and so does Charlotte, but that's it.

Up the top!

Was that our new neighbor from Germany?

Well... Because he also looks like our Italian lover.

That's actually funny.

And the guy...

He's all those people. All right? And probably some other guys that I can't

remember right now.

Hang on a sec.

What, Schwoz?

Your sister is in the man cave.

I think she might have seen me.

Yeah, I know she saw you. Get back here. Click.

Click.

Oh, great. Everybody's here.

Say, does anyone else have any secrets they want to share with Henry's little

sister before I turn on the old fun stick? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What's a fun stick?

Oh, well, why don't you just stare down the barrel here and I'll show you. Dude,

you can't wipe my sister's memory.

Yeah, not without a memory wiper. I wonder where I could find one. Oh, look,

here's one right here.

Nobody is wiping my memory.

I agree to disagree.

Come on, get off me. This is going to happen. Let go of me.

Are you okay? Did it wipe your memory?

I don't think so. Did it wipe yours?

I'm okay. I know who I am. Are you okay?

I'm okay.

But who are you people?

Numar.

So we're all just going to gloss over the fact that Henry's dad is the package

thief. We're past that. Not now, Jasper.

All right.

Well, she's still here.

Great cause, we have a problem.

Your sister found out your kid died in there. No, no, no, we have a bigger

problem than that.

She's secretly a supervillain and she has come to kill us all.

Okay, smaller than that.

She accidentally erased Ray's memory.

Because he was trying to erase mine.

This Ray guy, he sounds terrible.

Schwoz, how does the memory wiper even work on Ray? He's indestructible. I

specifically built the memory wiper to use highly volatile microelectrons that

are small enough to move through even Ray's densitized brain cells.

Why would you do that, Schwoz?

I wanted to see if I could.

And I could.

Who is this guy? He's the guy who fixes everything and talks funny.

Well, if you can fix everything, can you fix him?

You bet your hootie spoo -gootie I can.

Is that a yes? You bet don't care bottom it was.

Okay. What?

Everybody move back out of...

There's a microscopic navigational capsule in the middle of the floor. What

the middle of the where now?

A microscopic navigational capsule. It's on the floor. It's just too small for

you to see.

Ray, watch out.

indestructible.

I am?

Do you know what this means?

Well, you're densitized, so it means... I could be a super criminal!

I could rob banks and nobody could ever stop me! No.

No.

No. Bad.

Schwoz, just tell us how to unbreak Ray's brain. We need to restate it. Then

he'll get his memories back.

How do we reset someone's brain? Yeah, is there like an on -off switch

somewhere? Yes, on his hippocampus.

Is that one of your made -up words, like bedoink or potpourri?

Potpourri is a real word. Yeah, right. Stop it.

Now, you need someone to enter this capsule, get shrunk down and injected

Ray's head, then pilot the capsule to his brain and deliver an extremely high

-voltage electrical shock directly onto his hippocampus.

I'd hate to be this Ray guy.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

Ow!

I'm all right.

No more pain.

Guys, I really am indestructible. Yeah, we told you.

Hey, are you guys indestructible too?

I need a few more minutes to set the electric pulse inducer.

Charlotte, keep plotting a course to the evil campus.

Plotting. Tendery.

Yeah. Get inside the capsule.

Getting. Let's stay frosty, people.

We got an important job here, and I want this guy's memory back in 45 minutes.

You got me?

Uh, no.

Let's go, people. We are on a mission here.

Yeah. We are on a mission.

Are you?

Excuse me?

You're not part of the team.

But you are. Of course I am. Yo, yo, yo, yo. What's my job, Henry? I need you to

take Piper home.

What? Because I have a new job.

Jasper's taking you home.

Why? I'd also like to know why.

You're not on the team, Piper.

You wiped my boss's memory.

And I need you to get out of here so I can fix it.

Okay? Yo, it's not my favorite mission.

Keep your mouth shut.

Okay, we'll talk later.

Hey, want to hear a really long story about how I found out Henry was Kid

Danger? Nope. It all just kind of happens.

So, what happens after I gain this capsule and you shrink it down?

We inject the capsule into Ray's head and you pilot it towards his brain.

Okay.

That is Ray.

What?

Where did he go?

I thought you were watching him.

I was plotting a course like Schwoz told me to. Can't you do that and watch him

at the same time? Can't you do nothing and watch him at the same time? Oh, wow.

Okay, okay, okay.

Let's not argue. Let's just find Ray now and we'll figure out whose fault it was

later.

Let's blame Jasper. Yeah.

Okay, everybody in.

Jasper's fault on three. One, two, three.

Jasper's fault!

Jasper's fault!

Ready to initiate shrink down.

Let's shrink this pod and get into Ray's bod.

Charlotte, is Ray secured?

He's good.

In three, two, one.

I can't believe it worked.

I'm just completely shocked and utterly surprised it worked. That's all.

Whoa.

Have you never done this before?

With a human? With anything?

You remember Hansy, the lovable man cave chimpanzee?

No. Well, that's because I put him in a capsule and shrunk him down.

What happened?

talking about dead chimps and just be thankful that we got really lucky this

time.

Hey, is everything okay out there?

Uh, yeah, yeah. No one's surprised you're alive.

I am.

What?

Nothing. We're gonna put you inside Ray's head now. Okay.

Hi, Ray.

Just gonna put a little drop of water in your ear.

What is that? I don't know what that is. I don't even know what that is.

little handsome oh oh where are you going okay oh

that tickles don't take it away from me okay

missed you

and that's everything that's happened since i found

out henry's secret wow no way

not piper what you're not piper i know i'm mandy what happened to

piper she sent me 20 bucks to walk behind you and say wow and no way every

30 seconds wow no way

seconds you have to push the pink button.

Starting countdown now.

Okay, where's the pink button?

It's on the navigation panel on the right hand side. Now press the pink

only.

This is very handy, my snob.

Dude, they're all pink.

No, they're not.

One is salmon, one is bubble gum, one is flamingo, one is hot magenta.

Running out of time here.

Hit the pink button now.

Which one is pink? Tell me where. Pick a corner, left, right, or down.

It's this one!

That's pink!

Piper? Piper?

Why are boys so bad with colors?

Am I right, Charlotte?

What are you doing here?

What is she doing there?

Yeah, what are you doing here? Well, I did Jasper, came back from Antibes, and

stuck on board.

This ship is bananas.

Do you do stuff like this all the time? I don't know, maybe not all the time,

like once a week. What? I can't believe you snuck on board.

You put Jasper in charge of taking me home. What did you think was going to

happen? Uh, guys.

You're not trained for this, Piper, okay? This is not okay. Oh, you are so

trained. Oh, I am trained. It's okay to lie to your own family. You can't even

find a pink button. What do you mean? Oh, how am I supposed to know what's

with pink, Piper?

You have arrived at your destination.

How did you know how to... I know what an emergency brake is.

I have a driver's license.

Established. What do we do now, Schwoz? Give me that.

You don't know Schwoz like I do.

What do we do now, Schwoz?

Okay, you have to arm the electrical pulse inducer before you set it.

Okay, how do we do that?

Press the light blue button on your left -hand side.

Are you kidding me right now?

That's Summer Sky.

Swift Ocean.

There you go.

There's no oceans in Switzerland who even comes up with these color names.

armed. No, I could stare at you all day.

No, I could stare at you all day.

What's a day?

You have to rotate the three things you caught left until you hear two tiny

bits. Okay,

the charge is set.

Great. Now you have two minutes to get out of Ray's head before that charge

off. Wait, what? Why do we have to get out in two minutes?

Well, you don't have to.

But if you don't get out of there before the electrical pulse inducer goes off,

the blast will short out the capsule and you'll be stuck in Ray's head.

Forever?

Well, no.

I mean...

Yes. Yes.

Dude, why didn't you just make a pulse inducer that detonates remotely?

Yeah.

Oh, that's a great idea.

I'll do that the next time you bypass memories.

Whatever, we're on our way. Meet us at Ray's left ear.

You should have plenty of time, Henry. Yeah, you'll be fine as long as nothing

goes wrong.

Come on, man!

Why would you say that?

Relax. Nothing bad's going to happen.

What's happening?

I never thought I'd see you again.

What? There's a bunch of alarms going off and lights blinking.

What color lights?

The sky.

Flamingo. They're all blinking, Schwoz.

Don't worry. There's no need to panic.

There's a tube hanging off the ship and it's leaking something all over the

place. What?

That's the fuel line.

Is that bad?

Well, no.

I mean, yes.

Yes.

Wow, he sounds mean.

He does sound mean.

Oh, I love you. Let's never fight again.

Ow! Boss, there's got to be something we can do to fix this.

Well, there is, but you have to go outside the capsule and plug the fuel

back in. Okay, so how do we do that?

First, press the release emergency tilt button.

It's maybe bunny pink.

How many stinking culver buns are there in that stupid capsule? Found it!

on with Bray?

I think you're a real... I also find you very...

The fuel leak from the capsule is affecting Ray's brain.

Go get him to hold still.

I hate this job.

Okay. Henry, put on the suit and crawl outside the capsule.

Uh, yeah, about that.

This suit is way too small for me.

Well, it fits Henzie perfectly.

So, I can fit inside? What? No. You're not going outside this castle, Piper.

of story. Well, that story is lame, and I'm going outside. No, you're not. John,

is there any way for me to go outside this castle without the tooth?

Yeah, what's the thing?

Nice. But they all result in you being dead.

Yeah!

Okay, I'm the sidekick. I'm going to rip my leg. No!

What? I fixed it. Let's go.

Did you seriously just fix that? Because that would be impressive.

Get me out of this guy's head, Schwartz!

Okay,

there's not enough time for you to get her right here. So you have to go out a

different hole. The one that smells.

Oh, God, no. Yeah, that's going to be a no from me, dog.

I'm talking about his nose.

Just turn when I tell you and you might get out one time. Got it.

Okay. Move over, Piper. I'm driving.

Lift.

Lift.

Lift. Lift. Lift.

Lift.

staring at my face on my phone for the past ten minutes.

You guys.

So good looking.

Good to have you back, buddy. What is wrong with you? Some things never

Is she always like this? Yes.

Hey!

Why do I have to wash the capsule? I wasn't even here.

Uh, because you were supposed to take Henry's sister back to her house and you

failed? Well, why do I have to wear these jean shorts while I do it?

Uh, you don't.

Hey,

we should get going.

Oh, that reminds me.

Jess! staring at the barrel for me.

Dude! What?

You can't wipe my sister's memory.

Yeah. I'm the only reason you got your memory back.

And you're also the only reason I got my memory wiped in the first place. So

we're even.

Don't you point your finger at me. What are you going to do about it? I'm going

to wipe your memory. No, you're not.

I think we all know I cannot be trusted to do that.

Come on, I'll walk you both home.

Hey, Charlotte, have I ever told you the story of how I found out Henry was Kid

Danger? I was there. It all just kind of happened.

I was there.

Still remember how to do this, buddy?

Yes.

I'm just going to place it.

Part of the team.

Well, hello, handsome. Where are you going?

Where are you going, dude? That's my phone. Busy, Henry. There's an

Where are you going with that? That's right. You got this.