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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:40,740 Turn it on, please. 2 00:00:53,610 --> 00:00:55,710 Best $200 ,000 I ever spent. 3 00:00:56,070 --> 00:00:57,190 Whoa. How much? 4 00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:00,370 Ah, you got me. That was $300 ,000. 5 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,490 Let's hang this beast of a masterpiece. 6 00:01:33,290 --> 00:01:36,150 No, you didn't. Yes, I did. No, you missed. I just got you again. No, you 7 00:01:36,150 --> 00:01:36,969 didn't. You're guarding. 8 00:01:36,970 --> 00:01:41,610 I'm not guarding. You're guarding. I got you both. No, I didn't. 9 00:01:42,370 --> 00:01:43,850 Stop guarding. 10 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:45,610 Stop guarding. 11 00:01:46,310 --> 00:01:47,310 Stop guarding. 12 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:48,570 Stop guarding. 13 00:01:48,670 --> 00:01:50,390 Stop guarding. You're not guarding. 14 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:51,249 Stop guarding. 15 00:01:51,250 --> 00:01:53,330 Time out. Cease fire. Cease fire. 16 00:01:53,550 --> 00:01:55,710 Why? I don't want to cease. We want to fire. 17 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:58,550 Oh, well. 18 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:00,310 Uh -huh. 19 00:02:01,150 --> 00:02:02,150 Heart emoji. 20 00:02:03,730 --> 00:02:04,730 Crying face. 21 00:02:05,230 --> 00:02:08,530 Piper is sleep texting. It's dangerous to wake her up when she's sleep texting. 22 00:02:09,169 --> 00:02:11,410 She gets punchy. And bitey. 23 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:15,210 Hey, hey, hey. 24 00:02:15,450 --> 00:02:16,269 Turn it off. 25 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:19,170 Turn it off. Turn it off. Hey, Charlotte, what's up? 26 00:02:19,610 --> 00:02:23,130 Okay, so Ray wanted me to call you. Don't tell Henry to get down here now. 27 00:02:23,130 --> 00:02:25,190 him to hurry up. Well, you can talk about the painting. I'll tell him to 28 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:26,190 bagels. 29 00:02:26,770 --> 00:02:28,090 Did you get any of that? 30 00:02:28,310 --> 00:02:30,390 They want me to come to work with a painting of bagels? 31 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,450 Just get down here, okay? 32 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,310 Hey. 33 00:02:35,690 --> 00:02:36,690 Hey, hey. 34 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:37,890 They need us down at work. 35 00:02:38,210 --> 00:02:40,050 What? You're going to work? Yeah. 36 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:44,210 Sorry, bud. I got a job. But we were playing. I know, champ. Listen, we'll 37 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:45,189 after work, okay? 38 00:02:45,190 --> 00:02:47,130 I don't want to play after work. I want to play now. 39 00:02:48,490 --> 00:02:49,530 Now wake up your daughter. 40 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,690 I feel like we could do something. 41 00:02:58,950 --> 00:02:59,950 Yeah. 42 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:01,450 Let's go at the back. Good idea. 43 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,160 Hey, man, your painting came? 44 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:11,279 That looks sick. 45 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,480 Whoa, am I floating baby angel? Playing guitar. 46 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:15,920 But the painting isn't important right now. 47 00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:18,700 What's important is tunnels. 48 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:22,440 Tunnels. Check this out, you guys. 49 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:24,260 Whoa. 50 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,700 What's so exciting about tunnels? 51 00:03:28,020 --> 00:03:29,960 Get out. Just leave or you're going to ruin this. 52 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:33,200 I thought we were going to hang that sick painting of me, right? But when I 53 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,780 to hammer the spike into place, this hole opened up and tunnels. 54 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:41,040 Where does it go? 55 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:44,900 The question is, Henry, where does it go? That's what he asked. 56 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:46,140 Strike two, buddy. 57 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:50,160 So I was just figuring out where it goes right now. It's got a drone in there 58 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,160 mapping it all out. 59 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,720 Oh, a lot more tunnels than I thought. Watch out! The drone is coming back! 60 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:10,440 I think that's Swellview. 61 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:12,760 Strike three. Where'd that hammer go? 62 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:14,120 Oh, wait. 63 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:18,660 Yes, but it's right. The tunnels run underneath all of Swellview. 64 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:21,640 Two and a half. 65 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:23,580 No such thing as half a strike. 66 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,600 Now you're back to three, chief. One more strike and you're in the penalty 67 00:04:27,840 --> 00:04:28,900 What sport is this? 68 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:35,440 Tunnels. They run under my house, our school, all 14 locations of Nacho Ball. 69 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,420 So who built these things? 70 00:04:37,780 --> 00:04:38,780 A professional need. 71 00:04:39,230 --> 00:04:40,690 Who built these things? 72 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:48,770 And the answer is, I don't care. Let's take a tunnel to Nacho Dang Ball! 73 00:04:49,810 --> 00:04:52,610 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what, what, what, what, what? 74 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:54,990 Oh, guys, we get to go running into tunnels? 75 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:59,110 I mean, we don't know who built these things or who could be hiding inside. 76 00:04:59,790 --> 00:05:03,510 I mean, where's Charlotte? If Charlotte were here, she'd be crossing her arms 77 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:05,750 and saying, I don't know about this, guys. 78 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:07,190 You guys! 79 00:05:11,340 --> 00:05:12,340 Or she'd say that. 80 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:15,640 This 81 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:25,740 underground 82 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,320 air is great for my skin. 83 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:30,640 Yeah, I was going to say that. You look great. I know. 84 00:05:31,020 --> 00:05:32,920 I could not have been more wrong about these tunnels. 85 00:05:33,220 --> 00:05:35,240 You were so wrong. I was wrong. 86 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:39,460 It takes like no time to get anywhere when you're going in a tunnel. 87 00:05:40,910 --> 00:05:44,130 surface streets, we never would have made it to Nacho Ball, Six Falls Over 88 00:05:44,130 --> 00:05:46,950 Swellview, the movies, and another Nacho Ball. 89 00:05:47,230 --> 00:05:48,450 What? Ray voted. 90 00:05:48,850 --> 00:05:50,830 Twice. In the same election. 91 00:05:51,970 --> 00:05:53,650 And guys, it's not even noon. 92 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:59,050 We should stop calling these tunnels and start calling them funnels. Am I right? 93 00:05:59,150 --> 00:06:00,750 Because of how much fun they are. 94 00:06:01,270 --> 00:06:02,770 Uh, guys? 95 00:06:03,370 --> 00:06:07,010 All I know is that there is absolutely no downside to these tunnels. 96 00:06:07,270 --> 00:06:08,670 None. At all. 97 00:06:09,050 --> 00:06:10,050 Guys! 98 00:06:18,190 --> 00:06:19,330 Hey, look, a downside. 99 00:06:22,890 --> 00:06:26,550 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an 100 00:06:26,550 --> 00:06:31,470 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and 101 00:06:31,470 --> 00:06:32,309 fight crime. 102 00:06:32,310 --> 00:06:33,310 Feels good. 103 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:59,860 Looks like a bunch of mole people, dude. It is a bunch of mole people. 104 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:02,220 Same ones that blew up the man cave. 105 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:05,300 Yeah, but that was like one mole guy. 106 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,880 This is like a bunch of mole people, dude. 107 00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:11,620 Mole people are everywhere! 108 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:18,760 My mom always said that mole people would sneak into my room at night if I 109 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,760 didn't eat my dinner. 110 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:21,240 She's right, we do. 111 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:26,360 Seriously? Look, I don't care what anybody does in Jasper's bedroom. 112 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:30,340 What I do care about is that you mole people are in our tunnels. 113 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:31,940 Now get out of here! 114 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:33,580 Your tunnels? 115 00:07:33,900 --> 00:07:37,240 Yeah. Our mole fathers dug these tunnels centuries ago. 116 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:41,480 Well, we found them hours ago, so that means they're ours. 117 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:43,400 Yeah, because that's how America works. 118 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:45,960 I'm so sorry. Not anymore. 119 00:07:46,420 --> 00:07:48,040 Get out of our tunnels! 120 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:50,320 What if we say no? 121 00:07:51,060 --> 00:07:54,320 What are you going to do about it, Harry Underwood? 122 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:21,230 I'm afraid of the dark. Well, there's light now. 123 00:08:21,790 --> 00:08:23,850 Sometimes it's just nice to be held. 124 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:26,670 All right. 125 00:08:27,170 --> 00:08:31,250 Time to mash up some guacamole. Everybody just relax. 126 00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:32,970 Okay? 127 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:51,230 Why can't we just share the tunnels? 128 00:08:51,530 --> 00:08:53,990 Yeah, there's gotta be a way for both of us to use these. 129 00:08:54,270 --> 00:08:57,110 Well, you could pay them all tax. 130 00:08:57,950 --> 00:08:58,950 What? 131 00:08:59,630 --> 00:09:03,110 You pay us money every week and we let you use the tunnels. 132 00:09:04,190 --> 00:09:05,190 Okay. 133 00:09:05,450 --> 00:09:06,450 How much? 134 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:10,290 Yo, while they're talking. 135 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:42,160 sense i feel like you don't sure i do got 10 cents right here 136 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:48,460 in my pocket why don't one of you mole people who blew up my man cave walk 137 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:53,420 your little mole feet over here and get it you don't don't do this right now 138 00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:59,100 that's right i'm reaching into my pocket and pulling out a nice i'm begging you 139 00:09:59,100 --> 00:10:00,400 shiny god 140 00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:19,889 Who cares? 141 00:10:19,890 --> 00:10:20,890 We won. 142 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,830 And again, zero downside. 143 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:07,390 Didn't expect you guys all to stop staring at me like that. 144 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:10,530 What do you want, surface jerk? 145 00:11:11,490 --> 00:11:12,490 Surface jerk? 146 00:11:12,690 --> 00:11:16,310 Yeah. You walk on the surface and you're a jerk. 147 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:19,250 So you're a surface jerk, you surface jerk. 148 00:11:20,870 --> 00:11:23,170 You're the ones in my living room in the middle of the night. 149 00:11:23,470 --> 00:11:27,430 How does it feel to have a bunch of us invade your space, huh? 150 00:11:27,670 --> 00:11:28,750 I do not like it. 151 00:11:43,690 --> 00:11:44,690 Watching loud TV. 152 00:11:45,610 --> 00:11:47,110 It's the middle of the night. 153 00:11:47,410 --> 00:11:48,850 Change it to quiet TV. 154 00:11:49,590 --> 00:11:50,590 Good idea. 155 00:11:51,530 --> 00:11:52,870 You most got to get out of here. 156 00:11:53,270 --> 00:11:54,910 Oh, do we? Yeah. 157 00:11:55,310 --> 00:11:56,310 Well, guess what? 158 00:11:56,410 --> 00:12:00,210 I have a we'll get out of here card right here in my pocket. 159 00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:01,409 Wow. 160 00:12:01,410 --> 00:12:05,350 Why don't you come closer and I'll give it to you. Okay. 161 00:12:05,750 --> 00:12:09,090 Yeah, I know what you're trying to do, and I'm sorry, all right? I told my... 162 00:12:26,810 --> 00:12:27,810 Okay, fine. 163 00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:30,310 You're just re -texting, okay? Right this way. I love you. Goodbye. 164 00:12:35,350 --> 00:12:37,670 Now seriously, you mole people gotta get out of my house. 165 00:13:18,190 --> 00:13:20,130 show off my painting. We're moving it down to the man cave. 166 00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:24,090 Best $80 ,000 I ever spent. 167 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,410 How much? 168 00:13:26,630 --> 00:13:29,090 All right, you got me. It was $90 ,000. 169 00:13:29,510 --> 00:13:35,190 But it includes this bag of 400 AA batteries that takes the power of this 170 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:41,250 Listen, dude, there was mole people in my living room last night. 171 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,330 Mole people are the worst. 172 00:13:52,270 --> 00:13:53,270 All right, so what are we going to do? 173 00:13:53,450 --> 00:13:55,210 Dude, I can't have mold people in my house. 174 00:13:55,430 --> 00:13:57,390 See, this is why I refuse to negotiate with analysts. 175 00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:02,590 Uh, Ray? 176 00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:04,050 Yeah? 177 00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:08,530 Quit messing around, Schwoz. We've got to light my painting. 178 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,310 Where is your painting, dude? 179 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,830 Huh? Where is your painting, dude? 180 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,700 Those mole people just crossed the line. 181 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,240 Oh, but they didn't when they went into my house? 182 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:31,720 No. 183 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:36,020 So now that you're personally affected, you're going to help solve the problem? 184 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,480 Yes. 185 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,320 You want me to cancel your 1130 massage? 186 00:14:40,860 --> 00:14:41,860 Yes. 187 00:14:42,260 --> 00:14:44,440 There's a $10 cancellation fee. 188 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,040 Then no. 189 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,030 Scream the whole way here? 190 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,250 Yeah. It was for dramatic effect. 191 00:15:33,570 --> 00:15:34,570 And it worked. 192 00:15:35,730 --> 00:15:38,270 Now give me back my painting, Harry Poppins! 193 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:43,050 One more step, and we'll tear your beloved painting to shreds! 194 00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:44,310 Oh, my day! 195 00:15:44,550 --> 00:15:45,630 Don't you touch it! 196 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:47,890 Listen. 197 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:50,630 What if we promise to never use the tunnels again? 198 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:54,470 Okay, will you then give us our painting back and stop coming into our houses in 199 00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:55,249 the middle of the night? 200 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,250 No! 201 00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,440 really bad about that? 202 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:10,800 I feel like you don't. 203 00:16:11,340 --> 00:16:15,620 But I've actually got an apology right here in my pocket. Wow, seriously? 204 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,520 So if you come a little closer, I'll give it to you. 205 00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:26,860 So how are we going to fix this, huh? 206 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,200 I'll tell you how. 207 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:29,940 The mole way. 208 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:34,740 That does not tell me how. 209 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,600 Whatever, who's Ray fighting? 210 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:50,080 No, no, no, not him. We're scared of him. 211 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,380 We want to fight you. 212 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,040 Okay, sure, fine, whatever. Who am I fighting? You sure about this, kid? 213 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:57,839 dude, I got this. 214 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,840 I mean, they're mole people. 215 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,250 I'm very scared. 216 00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:30,190 You will also have to fight blindfolded. Oh, come on! 217 00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:41,110 Hey, not to be a diva, but I'm still tied up over 218 00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:42,110 here. 219 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,230 We know. 220 00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:45,390 Oh, you do? Okay, good. 221 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,110 Question, 222 00:17:48,690 --> 00:17:50,070 are you planning to untie me? 223 00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:51,350 Of course we are. 224 00:17:51,580 --> 00:17:52,980 Great, great. Looking forward to that. 225 00:17:58,980 --> 00:17:59,980 Tiny thing. 226 00:18:00,760 --> 00:18:04,660 When do you think you will actually do the untying of me? 227 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:07,340 As soon as we finish saving Ray and Henry. 228 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:08,680 Cool, cool. 229 00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,560 Do they need saving? 230 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:14,140 I'm sure they're gonna. 231 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,020 Because it just seems like you could, you know, untie me pretty quick, but... 232 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:25,160 You know more about this than I do, so... Yeah. 233 00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:35,280 I spy with my little eye something that is scissors. 234 00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,160 Oh, is it these scissors? 235 00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,500 Yeah. Oh, great, I win. 236 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:57,060 Actually, Charlotte just blinded everybody with Spotlight. 237 00:19:57,380 --> 00:19:58,620 And you punched Jasper. 238 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:03,760 Oh. Sorry, man. Your face is very mole -like in the dark. Right? 239 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:07,440 But hey, we got our tunnels back. Yeah! 240 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,180 And my painting. 241 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,120 Yeah, okay. That's kind of cool. Sure. 242 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:17,260 Look, why don't we celebrate by taking our tunnel to Nacho Ball? 243 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:22,040 What should we do with him? 244 00:20:23,420 --> 00:20:24,420 Yeah, leave him. 245 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,480 He's got to go home and cry to his mama. 246 00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,380 Old people never cry. 247 00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:34,060 If we can't have our tunnels, no! 248 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,699 Should we be worried? 249 00:21:36,700 --> 00:21:38,440 He'll be fine. He's indestructible. 17583