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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:21,470 I should lift weights more. You mean ever? 2 00:00:23,090 --> 00:00:25,310 Henry, you gotta save me. 3 00:00:25,570 --> 00:00:27,950 I know. That's why I'm here. 4 00:00:28,230 --> 00:00:29,730 And why I lift weights. 5 00:00:35,050 --> 00:00:35,650 Shut 6 00:00:35,650 --> 00:00:42,930 up, 7 00:00:42,930 --> 00:00:43,930 lion. 8 00:00:44,910 --> 00:00:46,190 I'm in the middle of something here. 9 00:00:52,390 --> 00:00:53,870 Oh, thank God. 10 00:00:54,230 --> 00:00:55,230 It was just a dream. 11 00:00:55,690 --> 00:00:56,690 What was just a dream? 12 00:00:57,270 --> 00:00:58,270 Lips! 13 00:01:00,130 --> 00:01:01,710 Your dream about lips? 14 00:01:01,930 --> 00:01:06,050 Uh, uh, giant lips. Not yours. They were chasing me down a hall of popcorn. You 15 00:01:06,050 --> 00:01:07,050 weren't there. Leave me alone. 16 00:01:07,570 --> 00:01:09,850 Okay, but you got a phone on your face. 17 00:01:11,170 --> 00:01:12,850 That's where I put my phone. I'm flippy. God! 18 00:01:15,370 --> 00:01:16,370 Where are you going? 19 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:20,170 I gotta make out of here. I mean, get out of here. I'll catch you later. 20 00:01:20,730 --> 00:01:22,090 I mean, I'll catch you later. 21 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:25,590 Where is this elevator? 22 00:01:27,970 --> 00:01:28,970 Hiya, Charlotte. 23 00:01:32,790 --> 00:01:34,110 What's your beef, Stu? 24 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:45,760 something's wrong with Charlotte. Yeah. 25 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:48,160 What your beef stew is hilarious. 26 00:01:48,820 --> 00:01:50,280 And she'll laugh at all. 27 00:01:56,680 --> 00:02:03,660 And I feel really weird around him now because in the dream we almost 28 00:02:03,660 --> 00:02:08,160 kiss each other on the lips. 29 00:02:10,820 --> 00:02:13,340 I just want change for this quarter. 30 00:02:16,110 --> 00:02:18,150 I'm thinking two dimes and a nickel. 31 00:02:18,810 --> 00:02:22,670 The thing is, I don't even see him that way. We're just friends. 32 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:24,550 But then why did I have that dream, huh? 33 00:02:24,890 --> 00:02:27,350 Why? I just want my change. 34 00:02:27,850 --> 00:02:31,970 Well, I don't want things to change. That's why this dream is freaking me 35 00:02:31,970 --> 00:02:34,970 mean, I haven't slept in two days because every time I fall asleep, I have 36 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:36,150 dream and we almost... Hey, Jack. 37 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:38,150 My cordage! 38 00:02:39,550 --> 00:02:43,590 Hey, uh, Jasper stole Ray's favorite pair of jean shorts and turned himself 39 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:44,590 invisible. 40 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,800 Just come down to the basement. 41 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:52,680 The totally normal basement of this building. 42 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,380 Okay, I'll be down in a peck. I mean, a sec. 43 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:01,840 Sorry, I'm kiss folk. 44 00:03:02,080 --> 00:03:03,320 I mean, wrist folk. Leave! 45 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:10,180 Was that the boy you almost kissed in your dreams? 46 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:19,140 Sweet piece of candy. 47 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,400 Stop talking! 48 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,060 Seek me. 49 00:03:28,540 --> 00:03:29,980 I'm right here. 50 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,440 Come on, Jasper. Give me back my shorts. 51 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:37,500 So, how is Jasper invisible? 52 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:41,260 Schwoz invented this chameleon ring that lets you blend into whatever's behind 53 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:43,660 you. As long as you stand perfectly still. 54 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:46,340 Which means Jasper must be hiding on the floor. 55 00:03:54,410 --> 00:03:55,930 Let's give Ray his jean shorts. 56 00:03:56,430 --> 00:03:58,190 They're called jorts, dude. 57 00:03:59,290 --> 00:04:01,710 It's not cool when you call them jean shorts. 58 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:03,050 Or when you wear them. 59 00:04:04,550 --> 00:04:05,550 This guy gets it. 60 00:04:10,490 --> 00:04:11,730 I'm right here. 61 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:17,390 You put them on? 62 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:20,110 Of course I did. 63 00:04:20,370 --> 00:04:22,430 These are the tastiest jorts I've ever seen. 64 00:04:23,310 --> 00:04:24,850 Oh, way to go, Jasper. 65 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:26,970 You somehow made jorts uncool. 66 00:04:27,690 --> 00:04:28,890 Can I try the ring? 67 00:04:29,430 --> 00:04:30,430 Here. 68 00:04:31,450 --> 00:04:32,630 Where are you? 69 00:04:33,570 --> 00:04:37,030 There's a button on the bottom of the ring. Check it out. 70 00:04:37,270 --> 00:04:39,010 Henry's asking Charlotte to marry him. 71 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:41,330 No, he's not. 72 00:04:42,050 --> 00:04:44,930 When they're married, I will call them Chenry. 73 00:04:45,990 --> 00:04:47,610 Chenry, that's never going to catch on. 74 00:04:47,870 --> 00:04:49,970 Obviously, it's Henlet. 75 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,210 Hashtag Henlet. 76 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:52,490 We're not getting married. 77 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:54,410 Not until you kiss, you're not. 78 00:04:54,670 --> 00:04:55,670 We're not kissing! 79 00:04:56,110 --> 00:04:57,110 Runaway bride! 80 00:04:59,430 --> 00:05:01,250 I hate this elevator. 81 00:05:02,050 --> 00:05:03,050 I hate it! 82 00:05:07,250 --> 00:05:08,470 Why is it always here? 83 00:05:12,930 --> 00:05:16,590 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an 84 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:19,210 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 85 00:05:19,790 --> 00:05:22,090 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 86 00:05:23,020 --> 00:05:24,020 One, two. 87 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:55,760 Pranks she pulled at my grandma's funeral. 88 00:05:56,300 --> 00:06:01,860 That ring is for official man cave business or for really, really good 89 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,200 Is it a really, really good prank? 90 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:07,080 One bag of rotten pudding. 91 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,180 One bag of rotten pudding. 92 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,180 Happy pranking. 93 00:06:11,540 --> 00:06:12,540 Yes. 94 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,320 So where's the ring? 95 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:21,180 It's right here. How long have you been sitting there? A couple hours. 96 00:06:22,730 --> 00:06:24,770 Did you see me when I was... Yeah, dude, that was pretty gross. 97 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:32,970 Thanks. When I get back, tell me what Ray did that was gross. No, don't tell 98 00:06:32,970 --> 00:06:33,970 him! 99 00:06:37,010 --> 00:06:39,510 No, no, no, don't leave! Get the phone, boy! 100 00:06:41,850 --> 00:06:42,970 Dude, can you get the phone? 101 00:06:44,070 --> 00:06:45,990 I've never been this comfortable in my entire life. 102 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:10,390 waiting for you. 103 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:14,810 My breath smells good. 104 00:07:16,350 --> 00:07:17,350 Let's kiss. 105 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:23,989 Hey, Charlotte. 106 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:24,990 You fell asleep. 107 00:07:25,390 --> 00:07:26,390 Also... 108 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:45,580 been calling Charlotte's name for like ten minutes. And the phone's still 109 00:07:45,580 --> 00:07:46,580 ringing. We need a new plan. 110 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:47,820 Yeah, you're right. 111 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:51,040 What? No one's here, dude. 112 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,500 Fine, I'll get it. 113 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:00,820 Yeah, hello. 114 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:02,300 You're yapping with the captain. 115 00:08:02,600 --> 00:08:04,340 Ha! This is good. 116 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:08,780 This is the security guard down at the Swellview Zoo. We need your help. What's 117 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:09,780 going on? 118 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:12,280 There is a pregnant tiger giving birth. 119 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:15,360 She's a Mongolian Ridgeback, only one in the whole world. 120 00:08:15,860 --> 00:08:17,180 And we got her. 121 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,820 So, uh, call an animal doctor. 122 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,340 We already sent a couple of animal doctors in there, but they all got 123 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:26,400 And then we had to send them to people doctors. 124 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:31,380 Ah, so you want Captain Man to deliver the baby, because I'm indestructible. 125 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:32,920 Yeah, that's right. 126 00:08:33,240 --> 00:08:35,880 Also doesn't hurt that you're a sweet piece of candy. 127 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,539 I'm a person, not an object, ma 'am. 128 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:40,840 The interview. 129 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,480 Okay, see you soon. My name's... 130 00:08:50,949 --> 00:08:54,110 Doug, is that I gave you the password to my Hobo Go account. 131 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:25,270 one way to find out. 132 00:09:29,030 --> 00:09:30,070 Hey, Piper. 133 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:31,530 Charlotte, come on in. 134 00:09:32,770 --> 00:09:33,770 Help me. 135 00:09:35,650 --> 00:09:38,170 Are you in the middle of something? 136 00:09:38,630 --> 00:09:39,630 No, no, no. 137 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:41,330 Doug and I are just getting started. 138 00:09:44,050 --> 00:09:45,790 What's up? You look terrible. 139 00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:48,490 Yeah, I haven't been sleeping. 140 00:09:48,750 --> 00:09:49,749 Why not? 141 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:55,250 I kind of have this personal issue and I really need to talk to a girl, but it 142 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:56,890 turns out that everyone in my life is a boy. 143 00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:58,630 I'm in your life, Charlotte. 144 00:09:59,030 --> 00:10:00,030 Am I a boy? 145 00:10:00,930 --> 00:10:02,130 No, that's why I'm here. 146 00:10:02,370 --> 00:10:03,690 Well, I made apples. Talk. 147 00:10:05,290 --> 00:10:08,670 I keep having this dream and it's really freaking me out. 148 00:10:09,270 --> 00:10:10,189 That's funny. 149 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:13,110 I keep having a dream that someone would give me a password and I wouldn't have 150 00:10:13,110 --> 00:10:14,110 to hurt him. 151 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:15,410 Well, 152 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:22,870 my dream is more like a dream where I almost kissed a good friend of mine on 153 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:24,670 lips. Oh, my God, gross. 154 00:10:25,830 --> 00:10:26,830 Was it my brother? 155 00:10:27,030 --> 00:10:29,210 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 156 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:32,810 Well, then it has to be Jasper because you don't have any other friends. 157 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:34,810 Rude. 158 00:10:35,290 --> 00:10:36,290 Not accurate. 159 00:10:37,930 --> 00:10:39,650 Okay, fine, let's stay with Jasper. 160 00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:41,250 Weird crush, but okay. 161 00:10:42,190 --> 00:10:46,230 Yeah, and I can't fall asleep without having this dream. I also feel really 162 00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:48,930 weird whenever I'm around Jasper. 163 00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:50,670 Well, you better be careful. 164 00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:54,840 My friend Marla had a dream that our friend Dickie almost kissed her at Nacho 165 00:10:54,840 --> 00:10:55,880 Ball. Yeah? 166 00:10:56,180 --> 00:11:00,600 And then, the next week, they went to Nacho Ball, and boom, Dickie kissed her 167 00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:01,539 for real. 168 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:02,540 On the lips. 169 00:11:02,780 --> 00:11:05,600 Oh, come on. It's just a dream. 170 00:11:06,420 --> 00:11:09,920 I don't want to hear another word from you unless it's 8 to 12 characters with 171 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,060 at least one uppercase letter. 172 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:16,500 Anyway, true story about Marla and Dickie. 173 00:11:16,940 --> 00:11:18,760 So her dream actually came true? 174 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:23,350 Yep. So unless you want Jasper to actually kiss you, I would avoid him. 175 00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:26,350 Completely. And everything else in that dream. 176 00:11:26,630 --> 00:11:28,450 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. 177 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:34,830 Okay, I'll just avoid... It looks like your friend is trying to make a break 178 00:11:34,830 --> 00:11:35,830 it. 179 00:11:35,910 --> 00:11:37,450 I'll never give you the password! 180 00:11:41,810 --> 00:11:43,110 Sorry you got away. 181 00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:44,389 That's all right. 182 00:11:44,390 --> 00:11:45,390 Between you and me? 183 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:59,110 Charlotte's having dreams about kissing me. 184 00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:01,630 Hashtag sharper. 185 00:12:03,270 --> 00:12:04,270 Wait. 186 00:12:04,910 --> 00:12:06,510 Hashtag Jasplin. 187 00:12:07,590 --> 00:12:08,590 Jasplin. 188 00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:13,510 All right, ma 'am. 189 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,090 Just try to relax. 190 00:12:17,450 --> 00:12:18,750 Focus on your breathing. 191 00:12:19,470 --> 00:12:20,470 That's good. 192 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,109 to calm her down? 193 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:31,990 Yeah, there's some tiger tranquilizers in your mani pack. 194 00:12:32,730 --> 00:12:33,730 Cool. 195 00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:35,590 Here, catch. 196 00:12:35,830 --> 00:12:39,610 No, don't throw it. I'm covered in... Nice catch. 197 00:12:39,850 --> 00:12:43,050 Yeah, well, I'm covered in... Whatever, just give me my phone. I'm going to text 198 00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,590 Schwoz and bring us another bottle. 199 00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:45,469 All right. 200 00:12:45,470 --> 00:12:46,470 Here. Thanks. 201 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:41,490 because I tripped and accidentally stuck myself with tiger tranquilizer. 202 00:13:41,990 --> 00:13:43,430 Tiger tranquilizer? 203 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:48,570 That's right. 204 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,170 Tiger tranquilizer. 205 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:56,250 Which Ray and Henry desperately need right now. So please take the bottle on 206 00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:57,770 desk and bring it to them. 207 00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,510 and her babies are depending on you. 208 00:14:08,770 --> 00:14:13,590 I'd bring it myself, but by now the tranquilizers are affecting me, and I'm 209 00:14:13,590 --> 00:14:15,910 probably playing piano and dressed like a peacock. 210 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:18,010 Schwartz, I can't go to the zoo. 211 00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:26,690 That's right, a peacock. And don't forget, precious baby tigers are 212 00:14:26,690 --> 00:14:29,630 you. All the X's and all the O's. 213 00:14:30,150 --> 00:14:31,150 Schwartz. 214 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:40,100 I'm just going to go to the zoo, drop off this tiger tranquilizer, not get 215 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,780 kissed by my best friend, and then leave. 216 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:47,040 Up the tube. 217 00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:53,280 Lay some of that sweet sex on me, giant moth. 218 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,499 Went to the little boy's room. 219 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,900 Oh, my God, that's great. 220 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:33,120 I got the tiger tranquilizers. Here, catch. 221 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,420 No, don't throw them. 222 00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:36,020 Hey, Charlotte. 223 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,180 We've been waiting for you. 224 00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,520 Okay, done my job. I'm leaving. 225 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,360 What was that? 226 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:47,560 Charlotte just fell into the lion's den. 227 00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:49,940 Well, that's not good. 228 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:05,860 watch out for that lion, though. 229 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:12,520 I got you. I got you. I got you. Come on. Come on. I'll pull you up. 230 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:17,020 What are you doing? 231 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:22,300 This is just like my dream. What dream? 232 00:16:22,680 --> 00:16:23,680 I don't want to tell you. 233 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:29,080 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can't be in there unless you're a lion, which you are not. 234 00:16:30,220 --> 00:16:32,200 Come on, Charlie. Climb up that wall and I'll pull you out. 235 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,880 No. Why not? 236 00:16:43,630 --> 00:16:44,630 Is that true? 237 00:16:47,510 --> 00:16:51,830 It's true. You would have said no by now. Look, we can talk about my bathroom 238 00:16:51,830 --> 00:16:54,490 hygiene after I save this person that I do not know. 239 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:59,710 I strongly suggest you take Kid Danger's dirty hand. 240 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:04,690 That lion is very hungry. I haven't fed him in weeks. 241 00:17:05,829 --> 00:17:06,829 What? 242 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:11,569 I've been busy. I just got back from a bridal shower in Florida. 243 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:18,670 Charlotte, let me pull you out of there. 244 00:17:19,770 --> 00:17:21,430 Uh, Ms. 245 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:22,810 Security Guard Lady? 246 00:17:23,329 --> 00:17:24,329 Name's Fran. 247 00:17:24,369 --> 00:17:25,369 I'm single. 248 00:17:25,530 --> 00:17:26,589 Tell your boss. 249 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,670 Okay, Fran? 250 00:17:29,210 --> 00:17:30,850 Can you please save me? 251 00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:34,970 Sorry. I hurt my shoulder real bad down in Florida. 252 00:17:35,290 --> 00:17:36,590 You ever wrestle a dolphin? 253 00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:39,450 Don't try. They do not fight fair. 254 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:53,300 this either, ma 'am. 255 00:17:56,960 --> 00:18:01,620 Hey, all the bridesmaids got matching tattoos in Florida. You want to see 256 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:03,200 Obviously. Not right now. 257 00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:05,380 Hey! Hey! 258 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,920 Why are you climbing up that wooden log thingy? 259 00:18:08,260 --> 00:18:09,660 I'm gonna save myself! 260 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:12,960 You know lions are expert climbers, right? 261 00:18:13,340 --> 00:18:18,740 Seriously? Yeah. They can also smell fear, so try to hide your fear. 262 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:28,879 What are you doing? 263 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,060 I don't want you to save me. Why not? 264 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,060 Because I don't want you to kiss me. 265 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,060 Why would I kiss you? Yeah, why? 266 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:41,960 Can you give us a minute? 267 00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:45,240 Right when it was getting good. 268 00:18:48,220 --> 00:18:50,240 Guess I'll go patrol the zoo. 269 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:53,500 Why would I kiss you? 270 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,309 What, kissed? 271 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,550 Well, we were about to, yeah. 272 00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:13,850 Hey, well, that was just a dream, Charlotte, all right? But right now, 273 00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,210 about to get eaten by a real... 274 00:19:40,020 --> 00:19:42,860 conversation after I save you from the... Hey, look right over there. It's 275 00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:43,860 dang lion. 276 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:50,040 Promise you won't try to kiss me? Yes, I promise. Look, I'll look away, okay? 277 00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:51,100 Here, take my hand, please. 278 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:54,560 All right, I'm not even looking. See? I'm looking away. All right, is this 279 00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:55,740 Yeah. All right, all right. 280 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:56,799 Got it. 281 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,800 Okay. 282 00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:00,820 Okay. 283 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,280 All right. 284 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,160 Okay. 285 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:06,480 See? 286 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,339 You're fine. 287 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,800 And we're definitely not kissing. 288 00:20:17,770 --> 00:20:23,290 Over and over, Captain Man comes to deliver a baby tiger, and then we end up 289 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:26,930 kissing, even though he's covered in... Anybody got a towel? 290 00:20:29,470 --> 00:20:32,290 Oh, man, I'm covered in tiger goo. 291 00:20:32,510 --> 00:20:34,870 You guys, this is just like my dream. 292 00:20:35,990 --> 00:20:37,530 Who said that? 293 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:39,130 Showtime, Franny. 294 00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,680 something here. 295 00:21:06,660 --> 00:21:09,640 Hey, sorry things got weird between us because of my dream. 296 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,040 Don't worry about it. 297 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,560 I'm just glad everything's normal again. 298 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,460 And you didn't get eaten by a lion. 299 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,680 I know, right? 300 00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:22,340 How about a little bet? 301 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:23,960 Okay. 302 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,720 If I miss this putt, you and I kiss. 303 00:21:29,020 --> 00:21:30,020 Uh, what? 304 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,720 What? What is happening? 305 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:39,460 Quiet, Henry. 306 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,900 I'm working on something here. 307 00:21:42,060 --> 00:21:43,200 Lips! What? 308 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,280 Did you just say lips? What? 309 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:49,140 No. I don't even know what that word means. 310 00:21:51,100 --> 00:21:52,320 There's a phone on your face. 311 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:57,540 Oh, yeah, that's because I was expecting a call, so I put it there on my face. 312 00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,380 Where is this elevator? 21164

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