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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,200 How's it looking, Henry? 2 00:00:17,300 --> 00:00:18,300 Looking good. 3 00:00:18,540 --> 00:00:19,540 How's it looking, Ray? 4 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:20,800 Looking okay. 5 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:23,060 How's it looking, Charlotte? 6 00:00:23,280 --> 00:00:24,480 I do not know what I'm doing. 7 00:00:24,700 --> 00:00:25,700 What? 8 00:00:25,940 --> 00:00:29,020 Why would you mess with a man, man, if you don't know what you're doing? You 9 00:00:29,020 --> 00:00:30,020 told me it didn't matter. 10 00:00:30,340 --> 00:00:31,800 When did I say that? 11 00:00:32,259 --> 00:00:36,600 Ten minutes ago, when I walked out of the elevator and found you guys dancing 12 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:41,040 around, chanting, haircut change, haircut change, haircut change, haircut 13 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:44,580 change, haircut change. 14 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:47,160 to cut each other's hair? 15 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,280 With laser! 16 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:49,279 Do you win? 17 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,260 I do not know how to give a haircut with a laser. 18 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:52,760 Doesn't matter! 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:54,720 Then okay. 20 00:00:56,600 --> 00:01:02,560 That didn't happen. 21 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:03,940 Yes, it did. 22 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,180 Well, who are you going to believe, Charlotte? 23 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,000 Your own flawed memory? 24 00:01:07,440 --> 00:01:10,500 Or three guys who've been up all night playing video games and eating 25 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:11,820 Yeah. 26 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,600 Yeah, that's not a tough choice. Yeah, exactly. 27 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:21,220 You might want to look for your lasering. 28 00:01:21,420 --> 00:01:23,020 You better look for your lasering. 29 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:26,320 What was that? 30 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,720 Nothing. No, no, no, no. You tell your screen. 31 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,520 Dude, it's nothing. Nope. Hey, Schwoz. Random question. Do you have anything 32 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:33,520 that regrows hair? 33 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:34,700 What? 34 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:36,500 Don't worry. I got something. 35 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:39,280 This hair growing cream works great. 36 00:01:39,790 --> 00:01:42,950 I've been using it on the side and back of my head for years. 37 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:46,110 Any instructions for this stuff? 38 00:01:46,350 --> 00:01:51,010 Oh, yes, lots of them. But I don't have time to tell you right now because I'm 39 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,550 late for my dinner with Bigfoot. 40 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:55,290 Hey, hey, stop, stop, stop, stop. 41 00:01:57,430 --> 00:01:58,430 Oh. 42 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:03,210 Bigfoot? Like Bigfoot, Bigfoot? Yeah. V, Bigfoot? 43 00:02:03,490 --> 00:02:05,970 Like the made -up creature who lives in the woods? 44 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:08,250 He's not made up. He dated my sister. 45 00:02:09,239 --> 00:02:14,280 Your sister dated Bigfoot? Yeah, it didn't work out between them. He wanted 46 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:17,700 kids, she didn't. But I always thought he was a chill hang. 47 00:02:18,780 --> 00:02:21,280 Can we go with you? Oh, yeah. 48 00:02:21,580 --> 00:02:27,120 I don't like to mix my work friends with my mood friends. 49 00:02:28,700 --> 00:02:29,700 Fine, 50 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,680 let's go over dinner with Bigfoot. 51 00:02:39,490 --> 00:02:40,490 Emergency alert. 52 00:02:44,970 --> 00:02:48,910 Dinner with Bigfoot! Dinner with Bigfoot! Dinner with Bigfoot! Dinner 53 00:02:48,910 --> 00:02:51,390 Bigfoot! Dinner with Bigfoot! 54 00:02:55,630 --> 00:02:56,910 Dinner with Bigfoot! 55 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:01,630 Hey, 56 00:03:01,790 --> 00:03:04,730 the hair growing cream worked great. That looks good, dude. Oh, nice. 57 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:06,830 This worries me a little. Oh, hair! 58 00:03:07,090 --> 00:03:08,090 Don't touch me. 59 00:03:08,270 --> 00:03:11,170 You have to wear a glove when you apply it. That's part of the instructions. 60 00:03:11,530 --> 00:03:12,850 But you didn't tell me any instructions. 61 00:03:13,650 --> 00:03:14,650 Okay, step one. 62 00:03:14,870 --> 00:03:15,990 Don't eat your ears. 63 00:03:18,730 --> 00:03:22,950 So, Schwoz, where's Bigfoot? Yeah, man. 64 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,470 We've been walking around for four whole minutes. 65 00:03:26,030 --> 00:03:27,730 I'm starting to think you don't really know Bigfoot. 66 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:29,690 Relax. Let me just call him. 67 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,380 scream his name, then why'd you pull out your phone? 68 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,100 So I can get a picture of you guys when Bigfoot shows up. 69 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:45,620 You mean if he shows up? We've been here for five whole minutes now. I'm 70 00:03:45,620 --> 00:03:51,620 starting to think you don't actually know... That's a good one. 71 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,760 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an 72 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:01,380 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 73 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,280 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 74 00:04:04,520 --> 00:04:05,520 Feels good. 75 00:04:22,340 --> 00:04:23,440 Oh, my boot! 76 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:24,880 You 77 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:32,740 guys, 78 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:33,780 Bigfoot is real. 79 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,960 Real handsome? 80 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,000 I'm just kidding. 81 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:39,580 It's nice to meet you. 82 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:40,800 Oh, Eddie. 83 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,520 Oh, I know this guy. 84 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:46,060 Henry Hart, a .k .a. Kid Danger. Feels good! 85 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:49,980 Bigfoot knows my thing! 86 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:54,780 Of course I do. Schwoz talks about you guys all the time. What? 87 00:04:55,460 --> 00:04:57,500 Yeah, you must be Charlotte. 88 00:04:57,920 --> 00:05:00,360 Schwoz tells me you're even smarter than he is. 89 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:01,600 What? 90 00:05:01,900 --> 00:05:02,900 It's true, though. 91 00:05:03,480 --> 00:05:04,540 Oh, Jasper. 92 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,720 Yeah. Oh, J -Dawg. 93 00:05:08,740 --> 00:05:10,240 How's that girl with all the allergies? 94 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:11,620 She ghosted me. 95 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,880 I keep texting her, but she never responds. 96 00:05:24,409 --> 00:05:26,150 but certainly not least. 97 00:05:26,850 --> 00:05:30,430 Hey, there he is. There I am. 98 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:31,970 This guy. 99 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:38,730 You must be Henry's dad. 100 00:05:41,450 --> 00:05:47,710 Henry's dad? Are you kidding me? Are you Jasper's dad? 101 00:05:49,310 --> 00:05:52,930 I'm Ray, a .k .a. Captain Man. 102 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:56,930 Schwoz never mentioned you. Are you new to the Schwoz Cave? 103 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,050 The Schwoz Cave? 104 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:06,530 Listen, listen. I found this great campsite just past the creek. Let's all 105 00:06:06,530 --> 00:06:08,270 down there and have dinner and we'll get to know each other better. 106 00:06:08,510 --> 00:06:12,830 That's a tough one, Daddy. 107 00:06:20,530 --> 00:06:21,870 That one there's Orion. 108 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:25,590 Also known as the Great Bully in the Sky. 109 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:28,810 Those three stars are his belt. 110 00:06:29,350 --> 00:06:33,970 Legend says Orion takes off that belt and uses it to whip nerds in the cosmic 111 00:06:33,970 --> 00:06:34,970 school hallway. 112 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:39,350 Anyway, I think I'm going to sing Father Figure for my Swell Beats Got Talent 113 00:06:39,350 --> 00:06:40,350 audition this year. 114 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:02,430 I just want to sneak into town to get that good salsa, but people would see me 115 00:07:02,430 --> 00:07:05,510 and they'd either want a selfie or they'd try and kill me. 116 00:07:05,890 --> 00:07:06,890 And I hear that. 117 00:07:07,290 --> 00:07:10,710 I can't go anywhere without getting mobbed. Appreciate your sympathy, Ron. 118 00:07:12,510 --> 00:07:14,170 Ray. It's Ray. 119 00:07:14,630 --> 00:07:16,490 I'm so sorry. Captain Ray. 120 00:07:18,050 --> 00:07:20,650 No, it's Captain Man. My name is Ray. 121 00:07:21,770 --> 00:07:22,770 It's hilarious. 122 00:07:23,050 --> 00:07:26,930 This guy has no idea who I am. And there's no Dijon mustard for this hot 123 00:07:33,770 --> 00:07:34,469 I'm embarrassing. 124 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:35,470 I'm embarrassing. 125 00:07:35,550 --> 00:07:38,930 I'm the one who's embarrassing. You're embarrassing. I am. You are. Okay. 126 00:07:39,490 --> 00:07:42,410 Listen, you know what? Dude, you need to calm down. You need to go in the 127 00:07:42,410 --> 00:07:44,450 forest. You need to take a lap. I don't want to take a lap. 128 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:47,530 You need to take a lap. No, you do not need to lap. It's not my lap time. 129 00:07:47,830 --> 00:07:51,190 I wouldn't take a lap. It's pretty dangerous out there. 130 00:07:52,570 --> 00:07:54,630 Okay. I'm taking a lap. Okay. 131 00:07:57,970 --> 00:07:58,729 Real quick. 132 00:07:58,730 --> 00:08:01,050 Is the hair growing in anyone else's hands starting to burn? 133 00:08:01,450 --> 00:08:02,650 I do not have hair in my hands. 134 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,000 Next question. 135 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:08,800 Why'd you say it's so dangerous out there? There's this hunter, S. Thompson. 136 00:08:09,380 --> 00:08:11,860 He's been setting traps for me all over the woods. 137 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:16,420 Hey! I found some pork chops just lying here on the ground. 138 00:08:16,980 --> 00:08:17,980 No, no, no. 139 00:08:43,179 --> 00:08:44,620 People have been hunting you for years. 140 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,180 What's so special about this guy? 141 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:47,520 He's really good. 142 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,740 He knows exactly what I like. 143 00:08:50,040 --> 00:08:51,500 Pork chops, root beer. 144 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:55,520 Season two of Will and Grace on Blu -ray? That's a good season. 145 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:59,800 That's a great season. Maybe I can pick it up with my foot. 146 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:01,580 Resto! 147 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:06,020 Sweet Mac and Malali, where will I learn my lesson? 148 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,900 Someone should go get him. 149 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:10,240 On it. 150 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:16,370 Anyway. It's only a matter of time before that hunter, S. Thompson, catches 151 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:20,690 You know, Biggie, my friends are superheroes. 152 00:09:21,190 --> 00:09:23,190 Maybe they can help get this guy off your back. 153 00:09:23,510 --> 00:09:26,930 Hey, Henry, grab that top hat that's randomly lying on the ground. 154 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:28,530 No, dude, it's a trap. 155 00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:33,250 Well, look how fancy it is. I know. I'll just kick it out of the trap really 156 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,370 fast before it closes. 157 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:35,590 That's not gonna work. 158 00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,380 There's traps everywhere. 159 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:45,760 Hey! 160 00:09:46,580 --> 00:09:50,180 Did you guys know there's a bunch of traps and a really sweet top hat in the 161 00:09:50,180 --> 00:09:51,180 woods? 162 00:09:57,720 --> 00:10:01,300 And even though Captain Man and Kid Danger didn't show up to the emergency, 163 00:10:01,540 --> 00:10:02,720 everything was okay. 164 00:10:03,780 --> 00:10:05,600 Just kidding. It was a disaster. 165 00:10:06,820 --> 00:10:09,960 We'll get back to you later with a full list of terrible injuries. 166 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:15,130 But for now... let's move on to tonight's big story, Bigfoot. 167 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:16,550 That's right, Mary. 168 00:10:16,710 --> 00:10:21,810 Local jerk Mitch Bilski claims to have had a run -in with the notoriously hairy 169 00:10:21,810 --> 00:10:26,530 creature while he was, quote, chilling out, maxing, relaxing with his bros. 170 00:10:26,990 --> 00:10:32,550 Here for comment is Bigfoot expert and well -known internet troll, F. Thompson. 171 00:10:33,330 --> 00:10:34,329 Yeah. 172 00:10:34,330 --> 00:10:37,050 I'm sick of people telling me that Bigfoot isn't real. 173 00:10:37,410 --> 00:10:39,030 Because Bigfoot is real! 174 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,770 And I'm gonna catch him! 175 00:10:41,150 --> 00:10:42,630 And no one's going to laugh at me anymore. 176 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:54,830 Well, local jerk Mitch Bilski won't laugh at you because he saw Bigfoot 177 00:10:55,630 --> 00:10:56,670 In the woods. 178 00:10:57,470 --> 00:10:59,550 Tonight? In the woods. 179 00:11:08,650 --> 00:11:09,910 Okay, well. 180 00:11:11,470 --> 00:11:15,650 Here is the list of the people who were injured when Captain Man and Kid Danger 181 00:11:15,650 --> 00:11:16,910 didn't show up. 182 00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:24,350 Did you hear that? Yeah. My name's going to be 183 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,770 on that list of injured people. 184 00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:29,070 Oh, there I am. Jake Hart, self -inflicted. 185 00:11:29,970 --> 00:11:32,050 No, I'm talking about Bigfoot. 186 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:36,450 He's in the woods. Do you know how many likes I could get if I posted a selfie 187 00:11:36,450 --> 00:11:37,470 with Bigfoot? 188 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:38,789 A lot? 189 00:11:38,790 --> 00:11:40,850 I can get bonafide on TwitFlash. 190 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:44,290 I'm 42 and three quarters years old. What is bonafide? 191 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:48,550 It's that little blue checkmark next to your name that means you're better than 192 00:11:48,550 --> 00:11:49,550 everyone else. 193 00:11:50,430 --> 00:11:53,250 If I help you get that checkmark, will you finally respect me? 194 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:55,370 If I say yes, will you come with? 195 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:56,970 Yes. Then let's go! 196 00:11:58,730 --> 00:11:59,730 Wait! 197 00:11:59,870 --> 00:12:01,470 What about your great -grandfather's birthday? 198 00:12:04,010 --> 00:12:05,950 We got him balloons. What more does he want? 199 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:08,040 Sorry, Grampy. 200 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:23,340 Thanks. Yeah, you got it. It was really hard to go to the bathroom with all that 201 00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,860 hand hair. I don't want to hear about it. Okay, I'll go tell Shark. 202 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,460 Hey, 203 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,400 I got the pine needles you wanted to cover the trap. 204 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:36,260 Oh, my God, where'd the trap go? 205 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:41,260 Seriously? That's all the pine needles you could get? 206 00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:45,040 Well, I could have gotten more if maybe someone would have helped me. 207 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:47,800 Ugh, fine, I'll help. 208 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:51,580 Jasper Schwoz, go with Charlotte and get more pine needles. 209 00:12:51,980 --> 00:12:56,660 So, what's the plan? 210 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,740 We're going to trap that jerkbag hunter. 211 00:12:59,020 --> 00:13:01,260 Yeah, Bigfoot likey. 212 00:13:01,780 --> 00:13:04,780 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then as soon as we spring the trap, Captain Man and I will 213 00:13:04,780 --> 00:13:07,680 pop out, hit him with the memory wiper, and he won't even remember that you're 214 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,680 Bigfoot. 215 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:10,160 Solid plan. 216 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,780 Yeah. How does this trap work? 217 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:13,100 Great question, foot. 218 00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,820 You're going to stand right over there. 219 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:20,500 And when the hunter sees you, he's going to be like, there's Bigfoot. 220 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:25,300 Yeah. And then he's going to walk over and stand right here, this spot. 221 00:13:25,620 --> 00:13:29,060 Right here? Right where we're standing right now. Yeah. And then Schwoz will 222 00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,560 a button and he'll spring the trap. 223 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:34,420 This trap right here? The same. The one we're standing over right now. Where is 224 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:37,880 this button that springs the trap we're standing on right now? Another great 225 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:38,880 question, foot. 226 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:43,690 It is right... there. 227 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:47,490 Hey there, fella. 228 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:54,470 Would you mind stepping over here into the... Whoa! 229 00:14:00,250 --> 00:14:01,550 Okay, we need a new plan. 230 00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:03,650 Scrape for help? Scrape for help. 231 00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,670 news is going to pick up. 232 00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:47,170 This has been Brian the Fender Bender with the KLBY News. Is your phone 233 00:14:47,170 --> 00:14:49,070 during? It sure is, Trent. 234 00:14:49,850 --> 00:14:51,390 Let me just take care of that. 235 00:14:53,570 --> 00:14:55,830 Hi, this is Mary G. How you be? 236 00:14:57,290 --> 00:14:58,310 No, it's a good time. 237 00:14:58,570 --> 00:14:59,570 It's not a good time. 238 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:00,649 That's right, Trent. 239 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,770 It's a great time. Let me just put you on speaker. 240 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:11,770 in the world and show pictures of them. 241 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:14,450 Grab the cameras, Maddie. We're going to the woods. 242 00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:16,310 Rick Cohen, bring the news desk. 243 00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:18,750 Hold on a sec. My mom's calling. 244 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:21,030 Hi, Mama G. How you be? 245 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:25,770 They found Bigfoot, Mayor. I saw it on the news. She scared a local jerk. 246 00:15:30,650 --> 00:15:31,730 He called the news. 247 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:33,050 They're on the way. 248 00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:36,130 Relax, but I'm going to laser us out of here. 249 00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:38,610 No, no, no. Dude, it's diamond -plated theater. 250 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,440 Maybe if I set this thing to kill. 251 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:48,760 Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. What, what? Look at his arm. 252 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:54,740 Yeah, it's big, but mine are way bigger. What? No, it's not. Look at the bald 253 00:15:54,740 --> 00:15:55,740 spot. 254 00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,260 It's like it's got normal skin. 255 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:04,580 So? So, this might sound crazy, but what if we shave Bigfoot with our lasers? 256 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,740 Okay, I love that. 257 00:16:11,790 --> 00:16:12,790 It's kind of my thing. 258 00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:16,950 Exactly. So if we zap your hair off, when they open this up, there'll just be 259 00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:20,030 three totally normal hairless dudes just chilling in the woods. 260 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:21,910 Hairless boys! Exactly. 261 00:16:22,410 --> 00:16:25,210 I don't know. 262 00:16:27,010 --> 00:16:30,450 You hear that? The news is coming. Yeah. 263 00:16:30,810 --> 00:16:34,150 The world's finally going to know the name of Hunter S. Thompson. 264 00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,910 You're mine now, you big smelly hairbag. 265 00:16:38,570 --> 00:16:39,570 Be gentle. 266 00:16:54,250 --> 00:16:58,130 tree sap on my exposed skin. If you don't have bug spray, it's a great 267 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,690 alternative. Yeah, there's no way that's true. 268 00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:06,450 Piper, I know a lot about nature. My parents used to leave me in the woods 269 00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:07,450 month every summer. 270 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:09,770 See this moss? 271 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:10,990 What about it? 272 00:17:11,829 --> 00:17:13,349 Reticulated ever brown moss. 273 00:17:13,609 --> 00:17:16,910 Very safe to eat. The locals call it nature's salad. 274 00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:23,190 Yeah, this says that ever brown moss is brown. 275 00:17:24,079 --> 00:17:25,079 That was green. 276 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,240 Green moss, brown moss. 277 00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,740 It's all nature, baby. 278 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:33,860 My phone says that's North American mold moss and it's highly toxic. 279 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:36,760 Yeah. 280 00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,120 Tastes really bad. 281 00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,740 KLDY news alert. 282 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:45,380 Bigfoot is in a trap right near us. 283 00:17:46,020 --> 00:17:48,200 I feel weird. 284 00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,480 put it over there by the bush. Wait! 285 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:08,720 Wait! 286 00:19:46,670 --> 00:19:47,670 further down? 287 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:35,360 Which are a real thing. Mm -hmm. 288 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:39,220 Whoa! I never heard of no hair shorts. 289 00:20:39,660 --> 00:20:41,240 Well, uh, I have. 290 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:46,940 And, uh, you know what? I say hair shorts are the coolest. 291 00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:49,060 How about that? Okay? 292 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,160 Did you hear? 293 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:54,200 Kid Danger says hair shorts are the coolest! 294 00:20:54,580 --> 00:20:58,940 Yeah! And he's an influencer, so hair shorts have to be cool. 295 00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:02,340 I... I mean, those are the... 296 00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:31,060 That wraps her up. 297 00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:35,520 So, you guys want to go back to the man cave and watch Will and Grace? 298 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,700 Season two? Do you even have to act? 299 00:21:38,420 --> 00:21:41,300 Oh, look. 300 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,080 Some cheese. 301 00:21:43,140 --> 00:21:46,500 What? No, no, no. Dude, don't. Don't. Just let him. It's the only way he'll 302 00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,560 learn. These things are cheesetastic. 303 00:21:59,020 --> 00:22:00,020 with my top hat. 22016