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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,459 --> 00:00:13,600 Name three of America's founding fathers. 2 00:00:16,020 --> 00:00:18,880 King... I'm gonna stop you right there. I was gonna say Martin Luther King. 3 00:00:19,900 --> 00:00:22,020 Junior. You're gonna fail this test. 4 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:23,360 Correct. 5 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:25,440 Coming in with corn! 6 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:31,680 So what'd I miss while I was in Iowa? 7 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,280 A razor? 8 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,380 Oh, you're talking about my mustache. 9 00:00:35,860 --> 00:00:36,860 What do you think? 10 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:40,160 I think it's even worse than your chain wallet. 11 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:41,810 A choo -choo chain? 12 00:00:41,990 --> 00:00:43,490 I love this thing. 13 00:00:44,310 --> 00:00:46,470 Henry, will you please talk some sense into your friend? 14 00:00:47,070 --> 00:00:48,670 Jasper, I do not like that mustache. 15 00:00:49,050 --> 00:00:49,949 Thank you. 16 00:00:49,950 --> 00:00:51,530 I love it. What? 17 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:53,050 I said I love it. 18 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:56,430 Dude, would you grow that bad boy? 19 00:00:56,670 --> 00:00:57,870 Well, if you mustache. 20 00:00:58,310 --> 00:00:59,310 I must. 21 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:02,910 I grew Oz at my cousin's wedding in Iowa. 22 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,930 Dude, respect. 23 00:01:05,910 --> 00:01:08,610 Are you guys messing with me right now? I don't know what you're talking about. 24 00:01:08,670 --> 00:01:09,670 Facial hair. 25 00:01:10,890 --> 00:01:14,850 Can you guys watch my class, Tara, while I... What is on your face? 26 00:01:15,750 --> 00:01:17,190 Well, if you mustache. 27 00:01:18,250 --> 00:01:19,270 That's my new mustache. 28 00:01:19,610 --> 00:01:22,170 Like it? Can I be 100 % honest here? 29 00:01:22,370 --> 00:01:23,370 Thank you. 30 00:01:23,690 --> 00:01:25,150 Love the mustache. 31 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:27,850 What? Love the mustache. 32 00:01:28,650 --> 00:01:29,650 Love the mustache. 33 00:01:29,950 --> 00:01:30,950 Love the mustache. 34 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:33,110 Otto loves it, too. 35 00:01:33,470 --> 00:01:34,510 Where'd you get the bird? 36 00:01:35,110 --> 00:01:36,690 He's our class parrot, Otto. 37 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,010 It's my turn to take care of him for the weekend. 38 00:01:39,619 --> 00:01:40,619 Aww. 39 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:42,560 Well, hey there, buddy. 40 00:01:42,820 --> 00:01:44,500 Oh, my name's... Yeah, 41 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,960 don't touch him. He doesn't like that. 42 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:48,440 Don't touch him. 43 00:01:48,700 --> 00:01:49,800 So he talks and stuff? 44 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:53,320 Nah, he just picks up phrases and repeats things sometimes. 45 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,500 Otto, say sweet dash, Jasper. 46 00:01:56,840 --> 00:01:58,100 Sweet dash, Jasper. 47 00:01:58,300 --> 00:01:59,400 Sweet dash, Jasper. 48 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:03,440 I gotta go grab his bird seat for my car. I have a driver's license. 49 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:05,580 Sent by mistake. Why do we have to keep things? Established. 50 00:02:06,320 --> 00:02:08,139 Hey, come on. Let's get back to studying history. 51 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:12,690 What? How can we study our past when we got a talking parrot and a mustache in 52 00:02:12,690 --> 00:02:13,690 our present? 53 00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:16,770 You know, there could be a mustache in your future. 54 00:02:18,210 --> 00:02:20,150 You really think I should grow one? Yes. 55 00:02:20,550 --> 00:02:23,350 You could have a mustache as Henry Hart and as Kid Danger. 56 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,730 Dude, if I had a mustache, then I would be Man Danger. 57 00:02:27,130 --> 00:02:28,730 I just got chills. What? 58 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:30,170 Hey, be quiet. 59 00:02:30,410 --> 00:02:34,010 Why? Because I don't want Piper to walk in here and hear you say that Henry is 60 00:02:34,010 --> 00:02:35,530 Kid Danger. Henry is Kid Danger. 61 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:39,110 Henry is kid danger. Henry is kid danger. 62 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:44,790 See, that's what I didn't want to happen. 63 00:02:47,370 --> 00:02:51,070 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after school job, but then an 64 00:02:51,070 --> 00:02:53,690 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 65 00:02:54,230 --> 00:02:56,590 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 66 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:57,830 Feels good. 67 00:03:23,820 --> 00:03:26,180 Otto that I'm Kid Danger, Charlotte. Yeah, not a great move, Charlotte. 68 00:03:26,700 --> 00:03:30,560 I didn't mean to. I was trying to get you guys to stop saying that Henry is 69 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:32,040 Danger. Henry is Kid Danger. 70 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:33,320 Henry is Kid Danger. 71 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:34,800 I have a problem. 72 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:36,040 I have a solution. 73 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:37,539 Sorry, Otto. 74 00:03:37,540 --> 00:03:38,540 Blame Charlotte. No! 75 00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:43,740 You can't kill Otto. 76 00:03:43,980 --> 00:03:44,980 It's not his fault. 77 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:48,080 Yeah, it's your fault. Yeah, that's why I said blame Charlotte. 78 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:51,540 Look, we can talk about whose fault it is later. 79 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:52,760 Yours. 80 00:03:53,130 --> 00:03:56,590 Right now, we have to deal with the fact that Piper's about to walk in here and 81 00:03:56,590 --> 00:03:57,990 hear, Henry is in danger. 82 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,390 Okay, new plan, new plan. 83 00:04:00,730 --> 00:04:03,730 You go outside and stall Piper for as long as you can. 84 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,590 How am I supposed to do that? 85 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:09,210 I don't know, just tell her that you lost a retainer and she needs to help 86 00:04:09,210 --> 00:04:11,270 find it. I don't have a retainer. My teeth are perfect. 87 00:04:11,690 --> 00:04:15,150 I lost my retainer last week. I've been using the paper clip. Works just as 88 00:04:15,150 --> 00:04:16,109 well. 89 00:04:16,110 --> 00:04:18,910 Look, I'm not going to say... I lost my retainer. That's a terrible excuse. 90 00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:21,850 Okay, then make up a new excuse, okay? I don't care, Charlotte. You're the smart 91 00:04:21,850 --> 00:04:24,010 one. All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 92 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:27,250 Hey, help me bring this seed stack inside. 93 00:04:27,630 --> 00:04:28,690 Uh, you can't go inside. 94 00:04:29,390 --> 00:04:30,390 Why not? 95 00:04:30,990 --> 00:04:31,990 Because. 96 00:04:32,510 --> 00:04:33,510 Uh. 97 00:04:35,270 --> 00:04:38,870 I lost my retainer and I need you to help me find it. 98 00:04:40,430 --> 00:04:41,870 But your teeth are perfect. 99 00:04:42,250 --> 00:04:43,250 I know. 100 00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:45,690 Because I have a retainer. 101 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,339 Which I lost. 102 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:49,780 And now my teeth are going crazy. 103 00:04:50,480 --> 00:04:54,920 You gotta help me find it right now. Why can't you just use a paper clip? Girl 104 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:55,839 code. 105 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:57,540 Really? Girl code. 106 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,320 Girl code. 107 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,620 Help me hide out a little upstairs until we figure something out. 108 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,940 Alright, what do we tell Piper when she comes back and there's no auto? 109 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,620 Uh, that someone broke it and stole it. Yes! 110 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:12,040 Wait, where are you going? I got a great idea, Henry. Henry is in danger. 111 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,300 Henry is in danger. 112 00:05:13,550 --> 00:05:15,670 Yeah, I know that, Otto. Shut your dang beak. 113 00:05:16,410 --> 00:05:18,670 What was that? 114 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:21,330 Uh, I don't know, but I think I saw a retainer in those bushes. 115 00:05:26,750 --> 00:05:27,790 What did you just do? 116 00:05:28,070 --> 00:05:29,910 Oh, I threw a pot of plants through your door. 117 00:05:30,710 --> 00:05:35,290 Why? Uh, to make this place look like a juicy crime scene. You're welcome. 118 00:05:36,150 --> 00:05:37,150 All right, now hit me. 119 00:05:37,510 --> 00:05:38,510 In the face. 120 00:05:39,490 --> 00:05:40,950 Why would I hit you in the face? 121 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:43,510 Because when the cops get here, I need them to think that I put up a fight. 122 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:45,710 They're not going to believe a kid with a mustache just ran away. 123 00:05:46,850 --> 00:05:47,850 Dang it, you're right. 124 00:05:48,410 --> 00:05:49,409 Yeah, I am. 125 00:05:49,410 --> 00:05:51,070 Now hit me. In the face. 126 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:54,590 What was that? 127 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:57,550 Nothing, nothing. Just keep looking for my retainer. I found it. 128 00:05:57,890 --> 00:05:58,890 Found what? 129 00:05:59,430 --> 00:06:00,430 Your retainer. 130 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:03,530 Yeah, okay, thank you. Wait, what? 131 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:05,390 I've got it right here. 132 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:07,470 Wow. 133 00:06:07,730 --> 00:06:09,390 I can't believe... 134 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:20,440 your teeth were going crazy and you needed to retain her right now so put it 135 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,760 girl code 136 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:03,660 robbers. What robbers? 137 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,080 Where's Otto? 138 00:07:05,140 --> 00:07:09,340 They took him, but not without a fight, which you can see from my face. 139 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:11,820 Where's Henry? 140 00:07:11,880 --> 00:07:13,940 He got scared and ran upstairs. 141 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,860 Of course he did. 142 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:18,880 I'm gonna go check on him. 143 00:07:20,180 --> 00:07:21,180 Who are you calling? 144 00:07:21,360 --> 00:07:24,960 The cops. This is obviously a juicy crime scene. 145 00:07:25,440 --> 00:07:28,240 It is a juicy crime scene, isn't it? 146 00:07:31,969 --> 00:07:35,870 Hold still. Hold still. I'm trying to get it out. I'm trying to do it. Do you 147 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:38,510 want it out or not? Yes, I want it out. Okay, well, then just chill. All right. 148 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:40,770 Oh, oh. My gosh, your teeth are perfect. 149 00:07:41,010 --> 00:07:42,130 I know. I get a lot of compliments. 150 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,290 Guys, stop kissing. 151 00:07:44,510 --> 00:07:45,590 We have a crisis downstairs. 152 00:07:46,470 --> 00:07:49,970 What? We're not kissing. I'm just trying to get this retainer out of Charlotte's 153 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,550 mouth. Yeah, Piper made me put it in, and now it's stuck. 154 00:07:52,850 --> 00:07:55,150 Hey, my retainer case. Where'd you guys find this? 155 00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:57,870 This is your retainer? 156 00:07:58,370 --> 00:08:00,790 If it came from that case, then yeah. 157 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:03,410 Just run away. You're kind of kissing me. 158 00:08:04,870 --> 00:08:08,630 Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew. 159 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:10,790 So, where's Otto? 160 00:08:12,710 --> 00:08:13,710 Henry is in danger. 161 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:20,390 Hey, what's up, man? We got a little bit of a situation here. 162 00:08:20,670 --> 00:08:22,710 I heard Jasper has a mustache. Now let me see it. 163 00:08:23,610 --> 00:08:24,610 Jasper, come here. 164 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:28,510 Oh, Captain Man, that's a sweet sash. 165 00:08:32,460 --> 00:08:33,659 Jasper's stash is sweet! 166 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:36,299 You like? 167 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,480 Yeah, that is a very mildly leaped sweater. 168 00:08:40,460 --> 00:08:42,080 Has the whole world gone crazy? 169 00:08:42,820 --> 00:08:44,520 Crazy for Jasper's stash. 170 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,680 You're getting a raise, buddy. 171 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:50,360 Yes! Look, later on, we can all give some love to Jasper's lip sweater. 172 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:52,000 Can and will. 173 00:08:52,400 --> 00:08:56,460 Right now, we got a problem, okay? Because Piper's talking bird found out 174 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:59,600 I'm Kid Danger, so now we're hiding it in my closet so it doesn't tell the 175 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:00,740 secret to everybody in Swellview. 176 00:09:01,870 --> 00:09:03,730 You got yourself quite a pickle, my friend. 177 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:04,849 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 178 00:09:04,850 --> 00:09:05,850 Here's what I'm thinking. 179 00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:08,410 All right, I'm going to go to a pet store. I'm going to find a bird that 180 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:10,370 exactly like the one that... Ah, stupid. 181 00:09:11,810 --> 00:09:12,810 Okay. 182 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:15,390 What you need is a bird clone. 183 00:09:17,470 --> 00:09:18,950 What? Can you clone a bird? 184 00:09:19,190 --> 00:09:20,310 Yeah. You can clone a bird. 185 00:09:20,650 --> 00:09:21,650 Do you need a feather? 186 00:09:21,670 --> 00:09:22,890 Yeah. Just needs a feather. 187 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,149 We can get a feather. 188 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:28,450 Great. You got us a feather. Choice clones a new bird that don't know 189 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:29,450 from nothing. 190 00:09:29,470 --> 00:09:32,690 kill the old one, swap in the new one, bada -boom, bada -bing, Mishwas and 191 00:09:32,690 --> 00:09:34,210 Jasper go to the bed in cages. 192 00:09:34,930 --> 00:09:37,230 Yeah! Eh, let's not kill the old one. 193 00:09:37,570 --> 00:09:39,610 Potato, potato, just bring us a feather. 194 00:09:40,090 --> 00:09:41,090 Potato, potato. 195 00:09:41,230 --> 00:09:44,490 Potato, potato, potato, potato, just bring us a feather, you spicy tomato! 196 00:09:46,450 --> 00:09:49,330 Um... Alright. 197 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:50,910 Easy enough. I'll get a feather. 198 00:09:51,770 --> 00:09:52,770 Henry is in danger. 199 00:09:53,310 --> 00:09:55,450 And he really likes saying that. Yeah. 200 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,480 and they want to talk to you and Henry. 201 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:08,380 Then we will go downstairs. 202 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:09,579 Let's go. 203 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:11,100 Fantastic. I'm excited. 204 00:10:11,480 --> 00:10:12,800 Yeah. Get a feather. 205 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:18,100 Did one of you just say something? 206 00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:21,840 I said, Henry kissed a stranger. 207 00:10:23,220 --> 00:10:24,220 Sure did. 208 00:10:25,200 --> 00:10:27,440 Mom told you to stop doing that. 209 00:10:56,390 --> 00:11:03,390 feathers are you then I caught the bird thief's ninja star midair and I 210 00:11:03,390 --> 00:11:07,630 was gonna throw it back at him but I have a code I won't kill 211 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,720 I'm like Batman if Batman had a mustache. 212 00:11:13,720 --> 00:11:15,720 And what were you doing during all this? 213 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,600 Um, I was upstairs. 214 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,000 Hiding? 215 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,920 No. Crying? 216 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,840 No. Just write down crying? 217 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,400 Blondie was crying. 218 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,560 Hey, what are you doing? 219 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,260 I'm taking a bunch of all -by -my -selfies. 220 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,380 Wait, all -by -my -selfies? 221 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:42,340 Yeah, sad pictures of me being alone because someone stole my bird. 222 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,580 I post them online and people give me attention. 223 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,440 Does that work? 224 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:49,060 Oh, heck yeah. 225 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:51,480 Look at how many thoughts and prayers I've gotten. 226 00:11:52,540 --> 00:11:53,940 That's a lot of T's and P's. 227 00:11:54,180 --> 00:11:55,940 Of course it is. Look how fat I am. 228 00:11:58,640 --> 00:11:59,640 Hey, Pablo. 229 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:04,480 Sherry. This is our police sketch artist. We need you and your cowardly 230 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:06,060 to tell him what the thief looked like. 231 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,980 Oh, I don't think he got a good look at the perp. This guy ran away pretty 232 00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:10,980 quickly. 233 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,480 Actually, 234 00:12:12,980 --> 00:12:14,880 I didn't run away quickly. 235 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:18,620 Okay, so I actually did get a good look at the perp. 236 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,620 I know exactly what the perp looks like. 237 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,719 You do? 238 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:24,500 Yeah, I do. 239 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:28,040 Then tell Pablo exactly what he looks like. 240 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:32,160 What? I didn't say I knew exactly what he looks like. 241 00:12:32,700 --> 00:12:33,800 Oh, you said exactly. 242 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:37,110 With infinite. 243 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:42,330 Then I will describe to Pablo exactly what he looked like. 244 00:12:47,390 --> 00:12:49,970 Wow. That's a lot of eye contact, Pablo. 245 00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:57,210 I got it! 246 00:12:58,490 --> 00:12:59,690 Henry is in danger. 247 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:00,950 Shut up, Otto! 248 00:13:04,270 --> 00:13:05,530 Sorry for slamming the door. 249 00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:15,460 And his left eye was brown, and his right eye was also brown, 250 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:18,980 and that's all the perp's face parts. 251 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:21,940 Let's see it, Pablo. 252 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,820 Is this the man who stole the bird? 253 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:28,580 Go get him, boys. 254 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:31,800 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, who's this? 255 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:33,660 Uh, that's my friend, Charlotte. 256 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,700 Your real name? 257 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:42,600 It is not. 258 00:13:48,140 --> 00:13:49,140 She's good. 259 00:13:53,580 --> 00:13:58,440 A candlelight vigil is being held tonight at a Swellview home for Otto, 260 00:13:58,820 --> 00:14:01,920 Swellview Junior High's beloved class parrot. 261 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:05,900 Otto was kidnapped earlier today by this man. 262 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:07,960 That's right, Mary. 263 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:12,100 A police department spokesperson said, hey, wait, that guy looks familiar. 264 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:18,360 Let's go live at the candlelight vigil with Brian Bender. Oh, I know him. 265 00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:21,720 He's Brian from the news, where I work. 266 00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:27,200 Thanks, Mary. I'm here with Piper Hart, who is sad. 267 00:14:28,460 --> 00:14:29,940 This isn't about me, Brian. 268 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:31,300 It's about Otto. 269 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:35,140 And the GoFundYourself account I set up for my pity party. 270 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,860 I am accepting donations now. 271 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,440 It's very brave of you. 272 00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:40,800 I know. 273 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,300 But good news. Police say a specially trained bird -sniffing snake is being 274 00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:47,400 brought right to this location to help find Otto. 275 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,680 Wait, what? 276 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,060 Yes. 277 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:54,060 Boy, a special bird -sniffing snake is on its way, and police say it will 278 00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:57,160 definitely pick up Otto's scent and lead them right to wherever the thief has 279 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:58,160 hidden Otto. 280 00:14:58,420 --> 00:14:59,420 Oh. 281 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,200 Okay. Great. 282 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,560 I will stay here, then. 283 00:15:12,780 --> 00:15:16,700 This has been Brian the Fender Bender with the KLVY News Team. I'd like to 284 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,380 a shout -out to Mary from the news where I work. 285 00:15:22,060 --> 00:15:23,060 Hi. 286 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:33,860 Come on, come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up. 287 00:15:36,140 --> 00:15:37,099 Hey, Henry. 288 00:15:37,100 --> 00:15:37,919 What's up? 289 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,620 Hey, did Schwoz clone a new auto yet? 290 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:40,940 Uh, hang on. 291 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,139 Are we close? 292 00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:43,079 I think so. 293 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:44,079 Schwoz says we're close. 294 00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:46,900 All right, well, tell Schwoz to hurry up, because there's a bird -sniffing 295 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:49,840 on its way, and they're going to find Otto in my closet, and everyone's going 296 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,540 hear... The moon landing was fake. 297 00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:54,720 Hey, wait a second. Otto, stop saying that. Henry is in danger. 298 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,040 Dang it! 299 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,840 Well, why can't you sneak Otto out of the house before the bird -sniffing 300 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,719 even gets there? 301 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,120 Because my house is surrounded by people holding up picks of candles on their 302 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:08,040 phones and donating to Piper's GoFundYourself account. I need that new 303 00:16:11,180 --> 00:16:12,180 up and clone a new auto. 304 00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:19,140 Okay. Anytime you say, hurry up and clone, that's when the mistakes happen. 305 00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:22,640 But it's safe, right? Like you've cloned things before? 306 00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:23,940 Yeah, I've cloned myself. 307 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:31,260 I mean, I myself have cloned many things 308 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:33,080 that are not me. 309 00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:36,380 Schwoz, did you clone yourself? 310 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:48,690 Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. Yeah, the long no makes it sound like 311 00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:52,410 lying. Oh, totally. The short no is always true. The long no, that means 312 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:55,050 lying. Oh, God, the club is done. 313 00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:56,610 Everyone can move on. 314 00:17:00,670 --> 00:17:01,670 Ah! 315 00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:05,210 Ah! 316 00:17:05,730 --> 00:17:06,730 Oh, wow! 317 00:17:06,930 --> 00:17:10,069 He looks exactly like Otto! Yeah, that's the point, sweetheart. 318 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,130 It's exactly the same in every way? 319 00:17:13,430 --> 00:17:14,630 No. Pretty much. 320 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,069 He just hasn't learned to say Henry is Kid Danger. 321 00:17:17,329 --> 00:17:18,430 Henry is Kid Danger. 322 00:17:18,650 --> 00:17:19,750 Henry is Kid Danger. 323 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:22,810 Nice going, sweetheart. 324 00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:29,130 So how long did it take you to grow that sweet stash? 325 00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,690 About four days. Four days, that's it. 326 00:17:31,990 --> 00:17:32,990 I was in Iowa. 327 00:17:33,150 --> 00:17:34,430 Ah, that makes sense. 328 00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,320 What's the holdup? The bird, snake, and snake is here. 329 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:55,480 Yeah, we had a little problem with the first clone. 330 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,980 Oh, but the new new clone is done, and we're leaving right now. Wait, wait, 331 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,280 was the problem with the first clone? 332 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:05,820 Schwoz said Henry is to danger in front of it, and... Henry is to danger. 333 00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:09,400 Henry is to danger. Henry is to danger. Henry is to danger. 334 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,900 Henry is to danger. We'll call you back. 335 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,380 No, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't. 336 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,250 This is where you get a lot of problems. 337 00:19:16,450 --> 00:19:19,310 We are out of time. Just give me something. Anything that looks like a 338 00:19:19,450 --> 00:19:20,450 Yeah, give me the first one. 339 00:19:20,670 --> 00:19:21,670 Fine. 340 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,590 He's not ready yet, but here is your bird. 341 00:19:27,610 --> 00:19:33,970 I can solve. 342 00:19:55,530 --> 00:19:56,530 I will let it out. 343 00:19:57,290 --> 00:19:59,830 After the conga line! 344 00:20:01,770 --> 00:20:02,230 All 345 00:20:02,230 --> 00:20:09,930 right, 346 00:20:09,990 --> 00:20:12,950 people here, I'm coming through. Make a hole, make it wide. 347 00:20:13,850 --> 00:20:16,930 Oh, look, it's Captain Man. And he's got the real Otto. 348 00:20:18,310 --> 00:20:19,450 Did you find Otto? 349 00:20:19,890 --> 00:20:22,050 Sure did, little girl. Here you go. 350 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:32,550 Looks like he's been microwaved or something. 351 00:20:33,350 --> 00:20:38,110 Oh, well, you know, the sickos that bird -napped him did not treat him very 352 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,110 well. 353 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:43,850 But when I found those people, I beat them. 354 00:21:31,350 --> 00:21:32,430 Good idea. 355 00:21:32,810 --> 00:21:36,270 I got a better idea. Let's turn the volume down on the... 25066