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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,520 --> 00:00:11,620 Happy fucking Friday, people! 2 00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:15,800 It's not Friday, it's Saturday. 3 00:00:16,320 --> 00:00:18,460 Well, that would explain why I was the only one at school today. 4 00:00:19,300 --> 00:00:20,279 Silent boy! 5 00:00:20,280 --> 00:00:21,680 I'm trying to buy tickets to CactusCon! 6 00:00:22,620 --> 00:00:24,340 But they don't go on sale until Saturday. 7 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:26,160 Think it through. 8 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,840 Oh! Today's Saturday! 9 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:33,160 I got my tickets! 10 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,760 Anybody get tickets yet? Oh! Do you see me tapping? 11 00:00:39,550 --> 00:00:43,370 I don't understand why everyone loves this cactus convention so much. 12 00:00:43,570 --> 00:00:46,910 What? Tap my phone for me, will you? Thanks, little buddy. 13 00:00:49,070 --> 00:00:50,910 Cactus Con is 12U's best convention. 14 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:54,430 It's better than Wallet Con, Squirrel Con, and Shaka Con. 15 00:00:56,810 --> 00:00:58,990 You can tap one more, right? No, I'm kind of... Thanks, champ. 16 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:05,910 And there's great food there, too, like cactus milk, cactus tacos, cactus jerky. 17 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:08,500 That all sounds disgusting. 18 00:01:09,740 --> 00:01:11,320 You're eating fajitas off the floor. 19 00:01:12,500 --> 00:01:13,399 You want some? 20 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,400 Yeah, I'll have one. 21 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:16,540 I'll take a flor -hita. 22 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,280 And my sister's the cactus queen this year. 23 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:23,000 Mm -hmm. And I designed Piper's dress with my friend, Patina. 24 00:01:23,300 --> 00:01:27,040 Wait, the pretty Patina, the prettier Patina, or the prettiest Patina? 25 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:28,900 Uh, Patina L. 26 00:01:29,280 --> 00:01:30,840 The prettiest Patina? 27 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,500 Hey, can you tap my phone for me? Thanks, Mort. 28 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:37,470 I love Patina L. I love her. 29 00:01:37,850 --> 00:01:38,850 Like, I love her. 30 00:01:39,370 --> 00:01:41,030 Everybody loves Patina L. She's great. 31 00:01:41,230 --> 00:01:44,050 Wait, have you, like, actually seen her? Have you been to her house? 32 00:01:44,310 --> 00:01:45,990 No, her house is totally sealed shut. 33 00:01:46,190 --> 00:01:47,270 Why? Does she smell bad? 34 00:01:48,870 --> 00:01:54,670 No, she's got this crazy... What's yapping more tapping? 35 00:01:55,310 --> 00:01:58,270 What? Dude, I'm literally tapping faster than any other human can tap right now. 36 00:01:58,370 --> 00:02:01,950 You can yap faster than a human can, too. Now, will someone please tell me 37 00:02:01,950 --> 00:02:02,950 Henry was about to say? 38 00:02:04,220 --> 00:02:05,960 Patina has this really rare allergy. 39 00:02:06,180 --> 00:02:07,180 What's she allergic to? 40 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,360 Air. 41 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:12,680 No, 42 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:14,120 seriously, what's she allergic to? 43 00:02:15,060 --> 00:02:17,820 She's allergic to unfiltered air, so she can't go to school in person. 44 00:02:18,140 --> 00:02:19,140 Yeah. 45 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:23,080 See, look. She has a nurse who pushes around a video monitor that shows a live 46 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,460 stream of Patina from her sealed -up house. 47 00:02:24,900 --> 00:02:26,900 I swear I do not understand your generation. 48 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:30,600 Yeah, the monitor thing's a little weird at first, but... We gotta think it's 49 00:02:30,600 --> 00:02:31,600 the cactus god! 50 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,000 just do a backflip? Yeah. 51 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:50,860 No one else impressed by Henry just doing a backflip? 52 00:02:51,440 --> 00:02:53,320 It's just a backflip. He only did one. 53 00:02:54,020 --> 00:02:55,700 Yeah, everybody can do a backflip. 54 00:02:57,560 --> 00:02:58,560 I don't believe you. 55 00:03:06,260 --> 00:03:07,320 Is this real life? 56 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:10,660 Wait, wait, no, no, no, no. What? 57 00:03:30,410 --> 00:03:31,410 Can you not do one, dude? 58 00:03:33,030 --> 00:03:34,750 Of course I can. 59 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,350 Okay. 60 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:41,790 I should probably get to Henry's house for Piper's fitting. 61 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:43,330 Is Tina going to be there? 62 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:46,790 Yeah. Can I come? You won't even know that I'm there. I'll be totally quiet. 63 00:04:13,740 --> 00:04:14,740 I can do a backflip. 64 00:04:18,740 --> 00:04:19,740 Okay. 65 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:25,560 Hey, 66 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:27,800 I forgot my backpack. 67 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:32,740 Did you just try to do a backflip? 68 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:38,620 No, no, I was just on the floor to get closer to these yummy florihitas. 69 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,790 That would have been embarrassing. I know, right? 70 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:47,610 What about all the respect for you? That would happen. 71 00:04:48,170 --> 00:04:49,230 You're so good. 72 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:50,510 You're good. 73 00:04:52,110 --> 00:04:53,110 Bye! 74 00:04:56,370 --> 00:04:59,970 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an 75 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:02,590 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 76 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:05,470 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 77 00:05:05,730 --> 00:05:06,730 Feels good. 78 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:34,680 Don't sit there. 79 00:05:36,460 --> 00:05:37,580 My house too, Piper. 80 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:39,080 I sit where I want. 81 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:45,320 I just meant because that's where all the extra cactus needles are. 82 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,460 I feel that now. 83 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:52,220 Also, I'm going to need those needles back. 84 00:05:53,100 --> 00:05:54,100 Sure thing. 85 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,079 Air freshener. 86 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:04,879 Cashmere plum. 87 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,300 I want it to smell nice for Patina. 88 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:11,840 Who cares how it smells? 89 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:15,520 Patina's allergic to unfiltered air, so she won't even be here in person. Yeah, 90 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,620 she's just going to be on that video monitor her nurse pisses around. 91 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:21,680 Well, what if she asks her nurse what the room smells like, hmm? 92 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:22,960 What that? What that? 93 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:26,440 Okay, I think you're getting a little crazy now. 94 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:28,660 All right, you're right. 95 00:06:28,860 --> 00:06:29,860 You're right, all right? 96 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,300 I just need to chill out. 97 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:36,860 She's here, everybody! Shut up! 98 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:42,220 Wait. When I open the door, everybody laugh like I just said something really 99 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:43,159 funny, okay? 100 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,160 All right, hands. 101 00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:45,500 Funny, funny. 102 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:48,940 Hey, 103 00:06:51,340 --> 00:06:52,340 Patina. 104 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:10,590 Cashmere and plum. 105 00:07:11,150 --> 00:07:12,150 It's delightful. 106 00:07:15,250 --> 00:07:16,830 Does this place have a basement? 107 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:18,890 Huh? Uh, yeah. 108 00:07:19,970 --> 00:07:20,970 I'll find it. 109 00:07:28,570 --> 00:07:31,230 You look gorgeous. 110 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:32,970 Thank you. 111 00:07:33,290 --> 00:07:34,810 She was talking to me. 112 00:07:38,350 --> 00:07:39,530 Is this how you said you wanted the sash to hang? 113 00:07:39,930 --> 00:07:41,270 Yes, you nailed it. 114 00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:46,730 Piper, I wish I could see you in that dress at Cactus Con in person. 115 00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:49,210 Well, then do it. Then come with me. I'll be your date. 116 00:07:50,150 --> 00:07:51,069 Slow down. 117 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,070 Be bold. 118 00:07:52,830 --> 00:07:55,590 Jasper, I would love to go to Cactus Con with you. 119 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,690 Keep going. It's working. 120 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:00,250 But I can't. 121 00:08:00,770 --> 00:08:02,910 Oof. Dude, you just got curved hard. 122 00:08:03,810 --> 00:08:05,730 No. No, no, no. I didn't mean to curve you. 123 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:14,639 What if you could? 124 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,260 I don't see how that's possible. 125 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:18,580 I'm allergic to air. 126 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:23,999 Kid Danger! 127 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 What? Oh, God. 128 00:08:25,460 --> 00:08:26,460 What about Kid Danger? 129 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:27,920 He owes me a favor. 130 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,179 He does? 131 00:08:29,180 --> 00:08:30,360 Yeah, does he, Jasper? 132 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:33,340 Yeah, he does, and he could protect you. 133 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:34,720 From allergies? 134 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:41,799 No. I mean, yes, but I just mean that Kid Danger's got all kinds of... 135 00:08:42,059 --> 00:08:43,500 Cool gadgets and stuff. 136 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:45,040 Right, Henry? 137 00:08:45,880 --> 00:08:47,940 How would I know that? 138 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:52,460 Because you're such a big Kid Danger fan. 139 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:53,419 Yeah, whatever. 140 00:08:53,420 --> 00:08:57,200 If I could guarantee that Kid Danger will keep you safe, will you come to 141 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,960 Con with me? Guarantee's a strong word. 142 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:01,240 Jasper, that would be amazing. 143 00:09:01,920 --> 00:09:04,760 But would Kid Danger really do that? Of course. 144 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,140 He loves me. 145 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,440 Loves a strong word. He'll do it. 146 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:17,510 everybody. Hey Jasper, can I talk to you outside on the porch, please? Sure. 147 00:09:47,370 --> 00:09:50,330 Charlotte, will you please tell Jasper that he can't volunteer to danger for 148 00:09:50,330 --> 00:09:52,810 personal life? Will you please tell Henry that I'm in love? 149 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:56,150 Will you please tell Jasper that we don't have anything in the man cave that 150 00:09:56,150 --> 00:09:58,990 help Patina? We actually might have something in the man cave that can help 151 00:09:58,990 --> 00:10:01,510 Patina. Jasper, will you please ask Charlotte what she's talking about? 152 00:10:03,650 --> 00:10:05,230 Bro. Don't bro me. 153 00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:19,750 Hypoallergenic bubble suit somewhere in the man cave? Small. 154 00:10:20,790 --> 00:10:21,870 Oh yeah, we got that. 155 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,660 It's like trying to explain to somebody how to walk. 156 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,880 You know what I mean? Just right foot, left foot, repeat. 157 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,080 Back flipping is not the same as walking. 158 00:11:43,580 --> 00:11:45,020 Uh, yeah, but equally as easy. 159 00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:46,780 No, they are not! 160 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,620 Well, maybe not for you, but for most people, it is. 161 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:49,559 Uh, you guys? 162 00:11:49,560 --> 00:11:50,560 Hey, what's up, Char? What's going on? 163 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:54,880 Maybe, since you guys don't know each other, you shouldn't be talking. 164 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:57,360 Ray and Kid Danger. 165 00:11:58,580 --> 00:11:59,580 Yeah, dude, she's right. 166 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:00,700 Right. Scatter, scatter. 167 00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:07,480 World's most poisonous cactus. 168 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:10,440 How do you know that? There's a sign that says it right there. World's most 169 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:11,440 poisonous cactus. 170 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,480 Don't bump into it. 171 00:12:13,060 --> 00:12:15,920 Oh, well, someone should be guarding this thing. Yeah. 172 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:21,640 Hey, hey, be careful with that. That there's the world's most poisonous 173 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,060 There's only one in the whole world. 174 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,600 And we got it. 175 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:30,920 So, don't you think you should be guarding it? 176 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:32,900 I was on an ice cream break. 177 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,340 Isn't this place just open? 178 00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:37,650 Yup. I got the first ice cream cone. 179 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:39,830 Oh, balloons! 180 00:12:44,370 --> 00:12:45,370 Whoa, whoa! 181 00:12:45,490 --> 00:12:46,490 Careful there. 182 00:12:46,630 --> 00:12:48,250 Uh, here. 183 00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:52,290 Why don't you play with this non -poisonous cactus? 184 00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,030 Run along now. 185 00:12:59,390 --> 00:13:00,490 That's nice to see. 186 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,380 Plus, you finally got away from that weird nurse. 187 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,840 I'm right here. 188 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,280 Hi. Sorry. 189 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:24,680 Don't be. 190 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:25,900 I'm weird. 191 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:28,720 I think this place has a basement. 192 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:30,680 I'm not sure. 193 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,680 If it does, I'll find it. 194 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:42,060 You must be Patina. 195 00:13:42,260 --> 00:13:44,020 Nice to meet you for the first time ever. 196 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,240 Nice to meet you. 197 00:13:46,069 --> 00:13:47,069 Dude, bro. 198 00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:50,950 This suit is amazing. Thank you so much. 199 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:52,770 Anything for this guy. 200 00:13:54,010 --> 00:13:57,770 So, why do you owe Jasper a favor? What did he do for you? 201 00:13:58,270 --> 00:14:00,730 Uh, yeah, Jasper, why do I owe you a favor? 202 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:02,630 I don't know. 203 00:14:06,950 --> 00:14:09,170 Ring toss on a cactus. 204 00:14:10,170 --> 00:14:11,430 Will you go win me a prize? 205 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,760 What? 206 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,480 I thought you said the man cave computer was unhackable. 207 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:38,280 I thought it was, but someone did it. And now every computer in the man cave 208 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,660 the same message on the screen. 209 00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,100 What's it say? 210 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:44,140 It just says game on over and over. 211 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,500 Game on? 212 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,020 What does that mean? 213 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:50,680 I don't know. 214 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:59,300 Uh, did you guys get the text? 215 00:14:59,580 --> 00:15:05,400 Yeah. Hello, Swellview. I will pay one million dollars... To whomever can bring 216 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,660 me... The world's most poisonous cactus. 217 00:15:08,060 --> 00:15:10,340 And purely RT. 218 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,600 Who's RT? 219 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:14,960 Randy Tinkle Muffin. 220 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:19,730 Who? Nah. It can't be Randy Ticklemuffin. He's in jail. 221 00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:21,250 I don't even know what I thought of that. 222 00:15:23,050 --> 00:15:24,050 Wait, is that really his name? 223 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:26,810 Yeah. What? Yeah, I think it's short for Randolph. 224 00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:28,470 That's crazy. 225 00:15:29,130 --> 00:15:30,130 Uh, guys? 226 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,230 Hmm? 227 00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,390 I have a bigger problem. 228 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:59,630 You all want that million dollars some mystery person promised for that cactus. 229 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:06,650 I do not like the look of that angry mob. 230 00:16:06,910 --> 00:16:10,570 There's a lot of cacti here, and if this bubble just breaks, I'm in real 231 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:14,670 trouble. In hindsight, bringing you to a cactus convention was a terrible idea. 232 00:16:15,990 --> 00:16:18,070 I can't think who's going to protect me, though, right? 233 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:39,460 Thank you. This cactus is worth a lot of money. Now let's get it! 234 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:44,940 Uh -oh! 235 00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,900 Daddy wants the big piece of chicken tonight. 236 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:54,280 Man, sure would be nice to have Captain Man here right about now. 237 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,480 I know, right? He's the best. 238 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:58,460 Then get through. 239 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:01,880 Oh, yeah. 240 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,160 Right. 241 00:17:54,620 --> 00:17:57,140 Now, let me Captain Mansplain to you how that works. 242 00:18:58,440 --> 00:18:59,440 Stop all of it. 243 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,800 Dropped us during the fight. 244 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,220 Oh, uh, thanks, girl -I -don't -know. 245 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:18,840 We did it. 246 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,740 Yes, we did. 247 00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:23,980 We saved the citizens of Swellview once again. 248 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:12,440 Backflip down. 249 00:21:16,220 --> 00:21:22,940 Good job. Thanks. Hey, good work with that laser. 250 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,960 Thanks. I really enjoy zapping people. 251 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:31,480 And we save the world's most poisonous cactus is gone. 252 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:44,880 Game on. 17377