All language subtitles for Henry Danger s05e02 Whistlin Susie

Hey, what's up? It's Jasper, the
friendly host, here in the man cave, and

about to take the five -second banana
challenge.

It cannot be done, Jasper.

Anything is possible.

That's not true at all. All right, one
more time.

Hey, what's up? It's Jasper, and I'm
about to take... What did I say about

challenge videos in the man cave?

That only you can make them.

That's right.

Oh, and by the way, I noticed that none
of you commented on the food challenge

video that I posted the other day.

What's up, guys? It's Captain Man
cooling in the man cave, and I'm about

the six -second sauerkraut challenge.

That smells disgusting.

And go.

Oh, I got to sneeze.

No, no, no, don't sneeze. Don't sneeze.

That was nasty, dude. No one likes food
challenge videos.

Yeah, you're right. Kids shouldn't watch
any videos online.

They should only watch TV.

All right.

What's on the schedule today?

Any bad people need punching? Any good
people need saving?

Not really.

All right.

Then that can only mean one thing.

Movie!

Huh? What? Huh?

Hey, hey, guys.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Does, uh, anyone know what this big box
is? Eh, don't ask about that. It's

probably got work inside.

But there's a note from the vice mayor
that says, please open this box right

away. Eh, that could mean anything.

Look, why don't I just open it up and
we'll see what's inside.

Please be popcorn, please be popcorn,
please be popcorn, please be popcorn,

please be popcorn, please be popcorn,
please be popcorn, please be popcorn.

Definitely not popcorn.

What is it?

I'll tell you what it is.

It's a big steaming pile of work.

Hello, Captain Man, Kid Danger.

Hate to drop a bomb on you. like this,
but the crate that you just opened

contains a bomb.

Her name's Whistling Susie, and she's a
World War II atomic weapon.

She showed up in the basement of City
Hall last week.

Now, I'm the vice mayor, not the roll
the dice mayor, so I don't want to take

any chances with this thing. That's why
I sent it to the man cave.

I think it's probably safe there, and
now I'm done thinking about

Hey, Swat, what are you doing? Get away
from that thing.

Relax, it's not that dangerous.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Atomic bombs don't just explode by
themselves.

You have to activate them first.

As long as you don't start the timing
sequence, this thing is basically one

rock.

See? Not active.

It's actually kind of fun.

Smacking the bomb.

Let me try, let me try, let me try.

is still lost at sea. Now we'll have to
forfeit the game.

My coyote can play catcher.

What are you, crazy?

Show me the rules.

My face!

What?

Black gold's in my eye.

That's because yesterday's chocolate
head landed in my salsa.

That's because Charlotte bumped into me.
That's because Henry sneezed on you.

Listen.

Where are you going, dude?

Okay.

Remember when I said Whittle and Susie
can't explode unless she's active?

Yeah.

Now she's active.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after -school job, but

then an indestructible superhero hired
me to be his sidekick.

we blow bubbles and fight crime feels
good

like a big rock.

It was, but then Ray spilled soda on the
timer and the carbon from his soda

reacted with the greater copper and the
timing wires and science, science,

science, now it's active.

And now everyone at 12U is going to be
vaporized?

Oh, no, no, no, no.

Oh, good news.

First we will all catch fire and then
they will slowly painful... Really,

Schwoz? Just tell us how long we have
till this thing blows.

About six hours.

Oh, great. We can finish the movie.

Wait, Schwoz, can't you just cut the
wires and turn off the timer?

I don't know.

These wires are old and unstable.

Cutting the wires might work, or it
might cause an explosion.

Enough talk. Either this works or it
doesn't. Give me the wire cutters.

Or you could just load it up into the
man truck, drive it out to the desert,

cut the wires there.

That way, if Whistling Susie explodes,
nobody in Swellview gets burnt to a

crisp.

Kind of a far drive.

I already got the wire cutters right
here, and I'm feeling lucky.

Ray.

Fine, I'll do it. Schwoz, will you
please show me what I need to do once I

it out to the desert?

Hold that flashlight. Hold it.

It's simple.

First, you hold the orange wire with one
hand. Yeah. Then with the other hand,

you cut the yellow line. Easy. And then
with your third hand... Wait, what? You

press the reset button.

And then with your fourth hand... That's
not a plan! You need four hands to

defuse this thing?

One, two... Okay, no plan.

I figured out a way to grow two more
arms. We have time for that? That's not

plan. Ray, I gotta go with you.

No, you heard Schwoz. Dude, you need
four hands to turn this thing off. And I

took an oath to help you protect the
people as well as you, so I'm going.

It's too dangerous.

Says the guy who was about to cut wires
to an atomic bomb because he was feeling

lucky.

Yeah, that was a lie.

I didn't feel lucky at all.

Wait, Schwoz, remember when you used to
be convinced there was going to be a war

between humans and bears?

Used to be.

You just wait until bear war won. It's
coming, believe me. It's coming!

Anyway, you still have that bear -proof
suit that you made, right?

Yeah, that bear -proof suit.

That thing ever work?

Release the bear!

Okay, bear.

You can get me anywhere but behind the
left knee.

Come on.

Oh, you're quite a tall boy.

Come on, bear.

You're not so tall.

What does that answer your question?

No. You've just been standing there
laughing for about 25 seconds.

Good enough for me. Ray, I'm going with
you.

Dad! Fine.

But if you die...

I'm going to kill you.

Let's do this.

Do this.

It's just like, I don't know, man.

I'm having trouble balancing my normal
life.

With my sidekick life.

It's like, where does Henry Hart end and
Kid Danger begin?

It's just... It's been a tough couple of
years.

Thanks for listening to me.

Right?

The road's straight. You're in a bear
-proof suit. I'm indestructible.

There's a World War II atomic warhead in
the back of the truck.

Oh, yeah.

I will stay away.

This truck's a beater. How long have you
had it?

Uh, since I was 16.

So... 20... Uh, 10... 10 years.

Seems a lot older than that. Well, I'm
not...

Hey, geez.

I've been driving for almost three
hours. My phone's about to die.

Oh, well.

Plug it in and charge it.

That can't possibly work.

Works for my phone.

And the heating pad I'm sitting on. And
the portable AC unit under the seat.

Okay.

Here you go. Yep, got it.

Perfect.

Way to go.

Your phone broke the man truck.

What are you talking about?

phone in the truck's electrical system
okay the man truck's electrical system

made out of duct tape and denial i
refuse to believe that i

think we're far enough out of town to do
what

to defuse whistling suzy the world war
ii atomic warhead we have in the back of

the truck oh yeah totally forgot that
was weird anyway

Where'd you put Susie? Hmm?

Where'd you put Susie?

Uh, I didn't put Susie anywhere.

You said you were going to put her in
the back of the truck.

Uh, no, I didn't.

Before we left, you went back to the mag
cave to get your heating pad. I said,

on your way back, get Whistlin' Susie
and put her in the back of the truck.

Oh, and what did I say?

You said, on it like a bonnet.

Oh, yeah, I do remember saying that.
That was funny.

So, if Whistlin' Susie's not here...

Where is she?

Uh...

Weren't

Ray and Henry supposed to take Whiffle
and Susie with them?

Uh, yeah, but... She's still here.

First things first. We need to use our
phones. We need to call the man cave.

them know what's going on. So that we
can go. What?

Our phone's burned in the truck.

Okay.

Okay, new plan.

Uh, we move to a different town. We
start new lives. We never look back. I

be like a handsome bus driver or a hot
brain surgeon.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

What?

Remember that pay phone would pass like
a mile back?

I don't know. I think I was sleeping.

Well, there was one.

So we should go back to it, call the man
cave, and tell them to bring Whistle

Susie back to us. Why don't we just use
our phones and text them? And as I'm

saying that, I realize why that won't
work. Let's go.

I should have taken off this suit, dude.

You got 50 cents?

Uh, Captain Man, emergency!

Good work, dude.

Okay,

call the man cave.

What's the number?

I said I know. I never called the man
cave. Neither do I.

Call Charlotte, then. Oh, yeah.

What's her number?

You don't know Charlotte's number? Okay,
when I call Charlotte, I type her name

on my phone, okay? I don't actually dial
the number. That makes me sick.

What numbers do you know?

absolute silence.

We need to come up with an absolute
silence. Thank you.

We need to come up with an absolute
silence.

Five, five, five, six, three, one, two.
What are you doing?

Call us and we'll come get you. Why are
you singing lullabies?

That's my whole phone number. What?

Yeah, my mom made me memorize that when
I was little, so like, in case I got

lost, I can remember the number. Look, I
think we can both agree that your mom

is beautiful.

What?

But calling your house right now does
not help us.

Yeah, it does. Dude, my sister has a
driver's license.

What? Isn't she like 12?

I sent her a license by mistake. We've
established it many times.

Okay, so we call your sister, who loves
Captain Mannequin Danger.

And we tell her to come pick us up. And
bring us back to Swellview. And then we

can finally finish movie day.

What? No, dude, the bomb. Whistle and
Susie. We have to deactivate it. Oh,

right. Got it.

What is wrong with me today? I don't
know.

and Kid Danger.

Oh, hi!

Is this a secret Captain Man phone line?

Uh, yeah, yeah, it's a direct line of
the President of the Man fans.

Yeah, listen, we need your help. I'll do
it.

Okay, well, we haven't exactly told you
what we need you to do. Don't even care!

We need you to drive out to... Say no
more!

Actually, you need to say a little bit
more.

are trying to call has been burned badly
please hang up and don't try again

let's try again well i don't know what
else to do

are you

trying to sneak away in the middle of an
emergency here's the thing

Excuse me, Piper?

Yes?

Is there any way you could, uh, drive a
little faster?

We need to drive faster.

But that would be speeding.

I can't break the law.

Little girl, we are the law.

We need to drive faster.

You cut the orange wire.

Right after Charlotte cuts the white
wire.

Wait, what?

Right after Charlotte cuts the white
wire, you cut the orange wire. I already

cut the orange wire.

Why would you do that?

Because you told them to.

I'm not going to lie.

You cut the orange wire. Stop it.

What? Where have you guys been, huh?

You guys forgot to have Wesley and Susie
with you. Wait, no.

What's going on with her?

You see those little yellow things
pulled?

that thing.

Yeah, what about them?

That's the core of the bomb and they're
about to go boom.

So you're saying that those three little
balls are the only part of the bomb

that actually explode?

Yes. Think of them as glowing Swedish
meatballs of mass destruction.

Dude,

you gotta eat them.

What? You gotta eat them. You gotta eat
those tiny little yellow meatballs.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. The cord will
explode inside your indestructible

Get away from my tummy, Schwoz.

I'm going to eat a bomb, okay? Forget
it.

Eat the bomb.

Don't do that. Eat the bomb. Stop it.
Eat the bomb. Don't do that. No, come

Eat the bomb.

Come on, you know I can't resist a
chance.

Whistling Susie. It whistles right
before it's about to...