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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:17,470 Hey, hi. 2 00:00:17,650 --> 00:00:20,690 Happy my birthday. Happy my birthday. Watch out. 3 00:00:20,950 --> 00:00:21,828 Watch out. 4 00:00:21,830 --> 00:00:22,310 I 5 00:00:22,310 --> 00:00:29,770 think 6 00:00:29,770 --> 00:00:30,770 the stairs are broken. 7 00:00:31,350 --> 00:00:34,050 Yeah, Dad broke it while chasing a raccoon down the stairs. 8 00:00:35,150 --> 00:00:38,090 Raccoon? Oh, don't worry. He trapped it in the fridge. 9 00:00:38,510 --> 00:00:39,510 The fridge? 10 00:00:40,270 --> 00:00:42,810 Don't worry. We unplugged it and drilled some air holes. 11 00:00:43,370 --> 00:00:44,370 Drilled? 12 00:00:46,670 --> 00:00:50,610 Animal control said they'd come get it, but it's Sunday, so it might take a 13 00:00:50,610 --> 00:00:51,850 while. They love brunch. 14 00:00:53,250 --> 00:00:54,250 Right. 15 00:00:54,790 --> 00:00:57,470 So, uh, can I open my present? 16 00:00:57,930 --> 00:01:01,070 No, not until your dad gets home. 17 00:01:01,350 --> 00:01:03,890 Come on. No, birthdays are a family celebration. 18 00:01:04,290 --> 00:01:08,010 We celebrate together or not at all. Okay, all right, fine, but when, where 19 00:01:08,010 --> 00:01:08,869 he? When is he coming back? 20 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:11,730 Uh, he's picking up your cake and getting tested for rabies. 21 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:20,260 Happy your birthday, Henry. I'll open my present, all right? Watch out. 22 00:01:22,900 --> 00:01:23,900 Jasper! 23 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,940 Yeah, I'm just gonna set this down like a normal person. 24 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,680 Hey, I'm normal. I'm just like everybody. 25 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,100 Do I smell raccoon? 26 00:01:32,720 --> 00:01:33,780 Air hole in the fridge. 27 00:01:34,380 --> 00:01:37,220 Wait, for real? There's a raccoon in the refrigerator? 28 00:01:37,840 --> 00:01:38,840 Yes. 29 00:01:39,420 --> 00:01:40,420 It's on the left side. 30 00:01:45,580 --> 00:01:46,580 And I haven't got rabies. 31 00:01:46,780 --> 00:01:48,600 Oh, my God. Congratulations. 32 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,120 Oh, wow, Dad, that raccoon really got you good. 33 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:53,238 Oh, these? 34 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:55,520 No, these scratches aren't from the raccoon. 35 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:56,920 Well, 36 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,320 what are they from? 37 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,380 The angry mob at the Mexican cake store. 38 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:01,620 Uno dos cakes? 39 00:02:02,760 --> 00:02:07,360 Correctamundo. I had to fight a bunch of people to get the very last Diaz Leches 40 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:08,639 ice cream cake. 41 00:02:09,500 --> 00:02:11,480 Wow. Diaz Leches? 42 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:13,500 Ten leches? 43 00:02:13,780 --> 00:02:14,980 And one cake? 44 00:02:15,370 --> 00:02:16,370 That's so many leches. 45 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:26,630 Let's stop ad -libbing excitement and eat this cake before it melts. 46 00:02:26,910 --> 00:02:28,430 I'll get the candle. Okay, Mom. 47 00:02:31,550 --> 00:02:33,770 Wait a second. There's not actually a raccoon in this refrigerator. 48 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:55,760 Figure out which one of these little squares is my camera. 49 00:02:56,180 --> 00:02:57,380 Oh, my God, give it. 50 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:02,060 Okay, ball test. 51 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:04,540 Turns out it was an application called camera. 52 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:05,880 Ah. 53 00:03:06,740 --> 00:03:07,740 Action. 54 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:09,220 Happy birthday to you. 55 00:03:09,740 --> 00:03:10,740 I'm sorry. Hold on. 56 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:11,719 Hold on. 57 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:12,720 Hold on for what? 58 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:14,640 Where are you going? 59 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:18,140 Where am I going? I have always wanted a surprise party. 60 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:20,900 So, you know, I'm going to go outside. 61 00:03:21,550 --> 00:03:24,030 For a while. And then I'm going to come back inside. 62 00:03:24,670 --> 00:03:27,650 And then you guys are going to yell surprise, okay? 63 00:03:28,350 --> 00:03:29,750 Ooh, good idea. 64 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:32,210 I've got a great place to hide. 65 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:41,130 That was a total lie. I have no idea where to hide. Somebody help me. 66 00:03:45,410 --> 00:03:47,230 Henry, there's blood everywhere. 67 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:48,690 Oh, my God, what? 68 00:03:48,890 --> 00:03:49,890 Pass up. 69 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:54,120 The blood bank? 70 00:03:54,380 --> 00:03:58,140 Yeah, you know, where they store blood for people who need surgery and medical 71 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:01,400 assistance and other things I'll never need because I'm Captain Man. 72 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:03,860 Not indestructible. 73 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,160 Yeah. 74 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,840 So about the blood bank? 75 00:04:09,220 --> 00:04:10,240 Right, yes. 76 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:12,180 It's being robbed and we gotta go stop it. 77 00:04:14,020 --> 00:04:19,380 I like the sound of that Henry, so stop it. 78 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,260 Uh, the... 79 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:23,370 My birthday today. 80 00:04:23,710 --> 00:04:28,290 You remember, right? And we're about to start a birthday party, so can I just 81 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:29,290 take the day off? 82 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:33,270 Crime doesn't take birthdays off, Henry. Neither do superheroes and their 83 00:04:33,270 --> 00:04:38,030 sidekicks. You took four days off last month to ride every roller coaster in 84 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:39,030 Texas. 85 00:04:39,450 --> 00:04:41,630 I have five, and now those are my birthday. 86 00:04:42,670 --> 00:04:43,670 Come on, Ray. 87 00:04:43,990 --> 00:04:47,950 You know, someone else is celebrating a birthday today. Her name is Crime, and 88 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:50,270 she's having her party at the Blood Bank right now. 89 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:56,260 You and I are both invited, and it's BYO 5th, so I'll see you there. 90 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:01,920 Uh, 91 00:05:05,580 --> 00:05:08,860 I just got a text from Henry. He said he won't be back for a while. 92 00:05:09,300 --> 00:05:10,159 Why not? 93 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:11,160 Yeah, where'd he go? 94 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:14,000 It's a trick. We still have to hide. 95 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,560 In his text, he said, I gotta go make up excuse. 96 00:05:20,650 --> 00:05:21,650 Makeup excuse? 97 00:05:22,390 --> 00:05:25,430 No, no, no, no. No, not makeup excuse. 98 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:32,830 Makeup excuse! Yeah, he said he had to excuse himself so he can go buy some 99 00:05:32,830 --> 00:05:34,510 makeup at the makeup store. 100 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:36,770 Henry wears makeup? 101 00:05:37,210 --> 00:05:39,010 Have you seen him without it? 102 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:46,470 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an 103 00:05:46,470 --> 00:05:49,090 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 104 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:51,990 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 105 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:53,210 Feels good. 106 00:06:46,120 --> 00:06:47,120 I know that. 107 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:50,040 You guys got a spare hammer? 108 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:51,880 Sledge if possible. 109 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:56,080 Why would we have a hammer? If we did have a hammer, why would we give it to 110 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,960 you, Jeff? And why would you try to rob a blood bank? 111 00:06:58,480 --> 00:06:59,900 Because banks have money. 112 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:02,360 Look at the size of this safe here. 113 00:07:03,260 --> 00:07:04,640 That's not a sink, that's a refrigerator. 114 00:07:05,460 --> 00:07:09,180 And it opens by pulling the lever. 115 00:07:13,660 --> 00:07:18,010 But the sign, it says... Bank. And bank. 116 00:07:18,270 --> 00:07:23,830 They have money. I can't do it. I can't do it. I 117 00:07:23,830 --> 00:07:28,870 can't deal with it. I can't deal with it, man. 118 00:07:29,990 --> 00:07:30,990 Sorry. 119 00:07:31,310 --> 00:07:32,310 Sorry, man. 120 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:35,310 I really want to be at my birthday party right now. Hey. 121 00:07:35,690 --> 00:07:39,730 Hey. You never have to apologize for zapping Jeff. 122 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,540 Now go on, get out of here, birthday boy. 123 00:07:46,100 --> 00:07:48,460 Really? Yeah, yeah, I got this. I can leave? Yeah, go on. 124 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:49,720 Oh, thanks, man. 125 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:53,120 My dad went to that new Mexican cake shop. 126 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,620 One of those cakes? 127 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:58,440 Yeah, he got the last Diaz Leches ice cream cake. 128 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:01,540 Diaz Leches? 129 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:03,820 Huh? 130 00:08:04,980 --> 00:08:06,860 Diaz? That means ten. 131 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:09,140 Ten Leches? 132 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:10,360 In one pick? 133 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:11,680 See? 134 00:08:14,130 --> 00:08:15,690 seeing Diaz let his cake right now. 135 00:08:16,210 --> 00:08:20,890 Uh, because superheroes and their sidekicks don't take days off. Remember, 136 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:21,669 said that. 137 00:08:21,670 --> 00:08:23,110 Yeah, but now I want cake, so let's go. 138 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:25,450 Up the rope. 139 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:27,730 Okay, here we go. Ready? Yep. Let's do it. 140 00:08:30,730 --> 00:08:31,950 It's really hard to get back up. 141 00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:35,190 Hey, why don't you give me a boost? Huh? Yeah, and then I'll give you a boost. 142 00:08:35,230 --> 00:08:37,390 Wait, how am I going to get up? I'll give you a boost. Are you proud? 143 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:39,650 I've got to get a purchase. 144 00:08:40,429 --> 00:08:43,250 Here, you know what? I've got an idea. I've just got to get a purchase. 145 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:44,900 What are you doing, dude? 146 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:47,500 What are you doing? That's not doing anything at all. This is impossible. No, 147 00:08:47,580 --> 00:08:48,219 I'm not. 148 00:08:48,220 --> 00:08:49,480 What'd you tie this thing to, anyway? 149 00:08:49,840 --> 00:08:51,980 Uh, like an air conditioning unit. 150 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:52,839 Oh, yeah? 151 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:53,840 Yeah. Smart. 152 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:56,120 It's really dirty, so I don't really think it's going anywhere. 153 00:09:06,820 --> 00:09:07,820 Let's just walk out the door. 154 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,900 how much longer I can keep this cake from melting. 155 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:29,480 Then we better eat it now. I'll go first. 156 00:09:29,700 --> 00:09:31,520 Uh, no, no, no. We have to wait for Henry. 157 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,120 Well, you gotta give me something, Jasper. 158 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:35,279 I'm bored. 159 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,840 I need something to do with my hands. I feel weird if I'm not doing anything 160 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:39,840 with my hands. 161 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:47,240 Uh, well, then use your hands to feed the raccoon. He sounds hungry. 162 00:09:53,750 --> 00:09:55,590 I'm hiding so I can surprise Henry. 163 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,370 Honey, just feed the raccoon. 164 00:09:57,610 --> 00:09:59,550 I don't think Henry's going to be home for a while. 165 00:09:59,910 --> 00:10:04,890 Fine. But if I get out of my hiding spot and Henry comes home and sees me, I'm 166 00:10:04,890 --> 00:10:05,890 going to be... Yeah, I'm home. 167 00:10:06,010 --> 00:10:07,010 Oh, come on! 168 00:10:08,850 --> 00:10:09,850 How's everybody doing? 169 00:10:09,970 --> 00:10:10,970 Surprise! 170 00:10:12,130 --> 00:10:15,350 Uh, I brought my boss, Ray. Hey. Hey, hi. 171 00:10:15,910 --> 00:10:16,749 How's it going? 172 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,950 Okay. So where's that cake, huh? Let's eat that cake. 173 00:10:24,430 --> 00:10:25,430 How was the makeup store? 174 00:10:25,550 --> 00:10:29,730 Huh? Makeup store? Yeah. What are you talking about? You went to the makeup 175 00:10:29,730 --> 00:10:30,589 store, remember? 176 00:10:30,590 --> 00:10:33,930 You sent us that text about the makeup excuse. 177 00:10:34,250 --> 00:10:37,350 Which clearly meant you were going to the makeup store. 178 00:10:38,710 --> 00:10:39,710 Clearly. 179 00:10:40,630 --> 00:10:43,470 Yes. Yes, I, uh, I was at the makeup store. 180 00:10:44,550 --> 00:10:45,550 Buying makeup. 181 00:10:46,330 --> 00:10:47,330 At the store. 182 00:10:47,590 --> 00:10:48,810 Uh, cool. Yep. 183 00:10:49,030 --> 00:10:49,989 Uh -huh. 184 00:10:49,990 --> 00:10:51,010 What'd you buy? Hmm? 185 00:10:51,550 --> 00:10:52,550 What'd you buy? 186 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:58,280 It's a good question, Dad. What did I buy? I bought the makeup. 187 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,220 Well, where is it? 188 00:11:01,680 --> 00:11:03,540 Good question, sis. Where is the makeup? 189 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:10,260 Okay, so I don't have it, obviously, because I saw an ugly person on the 190 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:13,100 and I gave them all my makeup because they were so ugly. 191 00:11:14,220 --> 00:11:15,220 That's our boy. 192 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:19,580 And where'd you come from? Were you at the makeup store, too? 193 00:11:20,319 --> 00:11:23,380 Uh, yes. Yes, he was. He was at the makeup store. That's where I saw him. 194 00:11:23,380 --> 00:11:24,380 one. 195 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:27,120 I was at the gym. 196 00:11:28,140 --> 00:11:33,940 Yeah, it's, uh, legs, back, arms, chest, fists, feet, and neck day. 197 00:11:35,500 --> 00:11:40,400 Hey, that was weird. Uh, why are we using our mouths to talk when we could 198 00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:44,100 using those same mouths to, uh, eat the, uh, Diaz Leche's ice cream cake? 199 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:45,380 I like where your head's at. 200 00:11:45,460 --> 00:11:47,360 Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. 201 00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:48,620 All right. 202 00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:54,910 Happy birthday to you. 203 00:11:55,150 --> 00:11:56,150 Emergency call. 204 00:11:56,310 --> 00:11:57,310 We've got to go. 205 00:11:57,410 --> 00:11:58,710 Emergency? What do you mean? 206 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:04,910 That's a good question, Henry's mom. 207 00:12:05,710 --> 00:12:08,770 It's an emergency reminder. 208 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:15,670 Emergency reminder for the birthday surprise that I'm going to do for Henry. 209 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:16,670 firework? 210 00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:21,920 Yeah. The fireworks. 211 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:27,040 The private fireworks show that only Henry and I can watch. Yeah, well, it's 212 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:30,960 about to start, so we got to go see it. So don't start eating that cake without 213 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,960 us. We'll be right back. Bye. 214 00:12:34,820 --> 00:12:41,020 Let's call Schwoz and see what he... What was 215 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:45,440 that? What are you doing? 216 00:12:46,260 --> 00:12:48,040 Making them think there's fireworks out here. 217 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,360 Good idea. 218 00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:53,880 All right, ready? 219 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:55,880 Hey, what's up, Schwoz? 220 00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,000 I just got an emergency call about the blood bank. 221 00:12:59,340 --> 00:13:00,340 Yeah, what about the blood bank? 222 00:13:00,740 --> 00:13:04,700 Did you guys forget something, like maybe to take Jeff to jail? 223 00:13:06,860 --> 00:13:07,860 Boom! Good plan! 224 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,320 He's robbing that same blood bank again, and you need to go stop him. 225 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,920 Okay, 226 00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:17,700 Henry, you go to the blood bank and deal with Jeff. Yeah. 227 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,160 I'll stay here. 228 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:21,760 And? 229 00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:23,500 And that's it. That's the whole plan. 230 00:13:24,740 --> 00:13:25,740 Why do I have to go? 231 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:29,520 It's my birthday. Those are my presents. And I would like to eat my Diaz Leches 232 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,520 cake. 233 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,560 Diaz Leches? 234 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:34,780 Yeah. Go Brown! 235 00:13:36,400 --> 00:13:37,960 That's ten leches. 236 00:13:38,540 --> 00:13:42,080 Right. And I would like to eat those ten leches, which is why I want Ray to go 237 00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:42,999 deal with Jeff. 238 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,680 That's seven more leches. 239 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,490 Please go deal with Jeff. 240 00:13:48,690 --> 00:13:49,690 Just hear me out here. 241 00:13:51,230 --> 00:13:56,810 If I go to the blood bank and deal with Jeff, your 242 00:13:56,810 --> 00:14:02,190 family's going to sing you happy birthday, and then by the time I get 243 00:14:02,190 --> 00:14:05,330 cake's going to be gone, and then I'm not going to get any cake. 244 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:07,970 Wow, 245 00:14:08,870 --> 00:14:10,830 these fireworks are amazing, Ray. Thanks. 246 00:14:11,590 --> 00:14:12,590 Go on. 247 00:14:13,350 --> 00:14:17,300 But if you go and deal with Jeff, Everyone's going to wait until you get 248 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:21,240 sing happy birthday, and then we both get a cake. 249 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,400 Okay, 250 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:29,060 but don't eat that cake until I get back. 251 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,380 Promise. All right. 252 00:14:34,260 --> 00:14:35,260 Happy birthday! 253 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:38,420 Not just me. Henry has to go back to the makeup store. 254 00:15:04,970 --> 00:15:06,690 I'm trying to steal this air conditioning unit. 255 00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:10,710 Why would you need an industrial air conditioning unit? 256 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,250 Okay, so you know I had to move back home with my mom? 257 00:15:14,110 --> 00:15:15,190 No, why would I know that? 258 00:15:15,650 --> 00:15:18,110 Well, you know how she doesn't have any air conditioning in her apartment? 259 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:19,550 Still no, Jeff. 260 00:15:19,750 --> 00:15:21,830 Okay, so you know how sweaty I get. 261 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:24,030 Actually, that one I do know. 262 00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,590 Well, not anymore, baby. Not with this thing. 263 00:15:27,810 --> 00:15:30,310 Help me get it out of here. See, I'll grab the ropes. If you grab my sweaty 264 00:15:30,310 --> 00:15:31,870 waist, we can snaggle it out of here. 265 00:15:32,270 --> 00:15:33,270 Why, why? 266 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,980 Hey, Henry, is everything okay? 267 00:15:46,520 --> 00:15:51,460 Hey, uh, yeah, Schwoz, I just zapped Jeff again. Can you come here and watch 268 00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,439 till the cops show up? 269 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:56,280 Yeah, here's the thing. I'm kind of at a birthday party right now. 270 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,780 Whose birthday party is it, Schwoz? 271 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,860 Um... Schwoz? 272 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:05,540 Yours, okay? I'm at your party. 273 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,200 Why are you at my party? 274 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:17,660 I really... I told your family I'm a new neighbor who just moved here from 275 00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:18,920 Germany. Here you go, Hans. 276 00:16:22,900 --> 00:16:24,140 He's definitely German. 277 00:16:24,340 --> 00:16:25,340 Okay. 278 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,540 Okay, Schwoz, it's my birthday. 279 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,500 I should be at my birthday party, not you. 280 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,140 Listen, I'm sure the police will be there in a minute. Just wait until they 281 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:37,200 Jeff up and then you can come back to your party. 282 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:38,640 No! 283 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:39,680 Oh, got to go. 284 00:16:40,110 --> 00:16:42,950 They're letting your sister open your presents because she needs something to 285 00:16:42,950 --> 00:16:43,769 with her hands. 286 00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:45,030 What? No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't. 287 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:48,410 I love it. 288 00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,190 Did you say it's your birthday? 289 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:54,450 Happy birthday. 290 00:16:55,270 --> 00:17:00,170 I guess you can't have her live because you don't like her. 291 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:09,190 What's up? 292 00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:10,770 I don't live here. 293 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:12,950 I'm here to pick up the raccoon. 294 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:14,410 It's in the fridge. 295 00:17:14,530 --> 00:17:15,550 He drilled air holes. 296 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:17,630 Once again, I don't live here. 297 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:24,790 Wait. 298 00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:28,890 Is that a Nueve Leches ice cream cake? 299 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,390 Yes. 300 00:17:30,670 --> 00:17:31,670 Oh! 301 00:17:31,830 --> 00:17:33,170 T .S. Leches! 302 00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:35,470 That's right. 303 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:36,890 She's beautiful. 304 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,500 I don't know how much longer this cake is going to last. 305 00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:44,300 Let's just eat it. 306 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:47,820 Cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. 307 00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:52,200 No, we cannot eat the cake until we sing happy birthday to my son. 308 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:59,360 Why don't we just call him and sing him happy birthday over pear face? 309 00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:36,430 and blow out your candle. 310 00:20:25,580 --> 00:20:26,580 I want that piece. 311 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:28,860 But that's the last piece. 312 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,260 And you already had one. 313 00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,640 So? We need to save that piece for Henry. 314 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,480 Unhand me, boy. 315 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,920 Jasper, what are you doing? There's a raccoon in that fridge. 316 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,900 Well, I know. If anybody tries to take Henry's final piece of cake, I'm going 317 00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:45,900 let this raccoon out. 318 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:48,460 That's a bad idea. 319 00:20:49,980 --> 00:20:50,979 I'll do it. 320 00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:52,020 You don't have the guts. 22314