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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,570 --> 00:00:10,450 It was actually invented in the 1700s by a guy named Kevin Sham. Kevin Sham? 2 00:00:10,670 --> 00:00:12,850 Yeah. And he made it by mixing honey with cat poop. 3 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:16,050 Ah, that's why they call it shampoo. 4 00:00:16,290 --> 00:00:19,090 No, I get it. That's why they use it. Kind of sounds like you made that up. 5 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:21,450 you make that story up? No, that's just as true as I'm standing here. All right. 6 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:28,790 What is that? 7 00:00:29,310 --> 00:00:30,430 It's like a gift basket. 8 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:33,590 Although much larger than most gift baskets. 9 00:00:37,100 --> 00:00:38,100 Who do you think sent it? 10 00:00:38,660 --> 00:00:39,660 I'm not sure. 11 00:00:40,580 --> 00:00:42,020 But it was definitely someone. 12 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:47,360 So your theory is that it was sent by someone. 13 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,540 Or somebody. 14 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:52,780 Yeah, I'm just going to check the card. 15 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:56,480 What's it say? 16 00:00:56,860 --> 00:00:59,300 Um... What? 17 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,580 No way! 18 00:01:02,160 --> 00:01:05,420 Check this out. It was sent by the Dixie Chicks. Shut up. Really? 19 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:06,700 Look, look, look. 20 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:11,860 Dear Captain Man and Kid Danger, you guys are even better than country music. 21 00:01:11,960 --> 00:01:13,520 Enjoy the enormous basket. 22 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:16,460 Love all three Dixie Chicks. No way. 23 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:18,940 Oh, wow. Dude, that is amazing. 24 00:01:19,260 --> 00:01:22,020 Hey, we got to call the Dixie Chicks and thank them right now. 25 00:01:22,220 --> 00:01:23,380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:30,480 --> 00:01:31,480 Hey, computer. 27 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:33,840 Hello. How can I help you? 28 00:01:34,340 --> 00:01:36,360 Call Dixie Chicks. 29 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:39,060 Calling Dixie Fried Chicken. 30 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:42,860 That's not a fried chicken. That's just a board board. 31 00:01:56,220 --> 00:01:58,000 What's the smoke about? 32 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,320 I don't know. 33 00:02:00,240 --> 00:02:02,080 Why don't you smell it and tell me what it smells like. 34 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,400 All right. I'll just go ahead. Wait, what? 35 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:05,900 Why do I have to smell it? 36 00:02:06,340 --> 00:02:07,340 Well, what if it's dangerous? 37 00:02:07,860 --> 00:02:10,539 Yeah, well, you're the indestructible one. Yeah, but you're young. You have a 38 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:11,600 young nose. What? Okay. 39 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,800 You know what? Let's just smell it together, okay? Fine. 40 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,020 All right. What are you getting? 41 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:23,560 Hits of oak. Okay, I'm getting oak. I'm getting a little bit of berries. 42 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,980 Some notes of maple. 43 00:02:27,340 --> 00:02:28,380 Get some maple. 44 00:02:28,640 --> 00:02:30,980 Get some cinnamon. 45 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,740 Some variety of fruits. Yeah, there it is. Get some nuts. 46 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:36,140 Definitely get those nuts, babe. 47 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:47,160 Well, 48 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,920 well, well. 49 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,660 So this... 50 00:03:07,660 --> 00:03:10,260 Girls wear these funny ears, or can boys wear them too? 51 00:03:55,980 --> 00:03:56,980 can't make faces like that. 52 00:03:57,220 --> 00:04:00,500 But I gotta look cool if I want girls to like me for looking cool. 53 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:05,640 Well, just try a normal, natural smile, okay? 54 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:06,840 Okay. 55 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,620 Just better? 56 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,500 Yeah, sure. 57 00:04:17,899 --> 00:04:19,200 Hey. What? 58 00:04:20,300 --> 00:04:22,240 You know why this red light's flashing? 59 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,600 What red light? 60 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,000 I think so. 61 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:47,220 When there's trouble in the man cave and you don't want anybody to be able to 62 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:49,800 get in or out, you activate a stage two lockdown. 63 00:05:14,190 --> 00:05:16,670 happened to him i just started watching this video it 64 00:05:16,670 --> 00:05:23,750 all 65 00:05:23,750 --> 00:05:27,590 just kind of happened i wanted an after -school job but then an indestructible 66 00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:31,850 superhero hired me to be his sidekick now we blow bubbles and 67 00:06:19,020 --> 00:06:20,020 apple juice. 68 00:06:22,020 --> 00:06:23,020 What? 69 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:24,520 Oh. 70 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,680 Look who's woke. 71 00:06:52,309 --> 00:06:53,309 Kid dunger. 72 00:06:54,350 --> 00:06:55,690 Yeah, why don't you go change your diaper? 73 00:06:56,770 --> 00:06:57,830 No more diapers, kid. 74 00:06:58,770 --> 00:06:59,770 What? 75 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,370 I said no more diapers. 76 00:07:01,910 --> 00:07:04,630 Maybe you didn't hear about it. I hadn't seen you in a long time. They didn't go 77 00:07:04,630 --> 00:07:05,630 up there and tell you? 78 00:07:07,170 --> 00:07:08,170 Who didn't go up where? 79 00:07:08,390 --> 00:07:10,130 I don't wear diapers anymore, you understand? 80 00:07:12,250 --> 00:07:13,870 What's gotten into you, man? 81 00:07:14,110 --> 00:07:15,610 I was just messing with you a little bit. 82 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:17,190 I was only kidding with you. 83 00:07:17,430 --> 00:07:19,590 Yeah, well, sometimes it doesn't sound like you're kidding. 84 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:23,440 Well, I'm sorry. 85 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:27,540 Okay, I'm sorry if I offended you. Yeah, yeah, all right, all right. You know, 86 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:28,560 I'm sorry, too. 87 00:07:29,340 --> 00:07:30,400 Okay. Okay. 88 00:07:31,420 --> 00:07:32,420 Salute. 89 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,100 Now, why don't you go change your diaper? 90 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:42,000 What happened? 91 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:49,320 I was sniffing some colorful smoke in the... Shut up, Captain Ham. 92 00:07:52,490 --> 00:07:52,929 Good one. 93 00:07:52,930 --> 00:07:54,550 You all comfy in there? 94 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:55,910 No. 95 00:07:56,310 --> 00:08:00,290 What is this thing anyway? Oh, well, I'd be delighted to explain. 96 00:08:00,790 --> 00:08:04,070 You see, I'm going to make you sweat. 97 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:07,010 Sweat? That's right. 98 00:08:07,230 --> 00:08:12,850 This is a hot box, which I will now set to 110 degrees. 99 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:15,330 See if you can handle that. 100 00:08:16,350 --> 00:08:20,850 He's Captain Man, idiot. He's indestructible. He can handle that. 101 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:22,290 hotter temperatures than that. 102 00:08:22,530 --> 00:08:23,810 Yeah, that's right. 103 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:27,470 Well, let's make it 310 degrees. 104 00:08:28,850 --> 00:08:30,990 Hey, thanks, Kid Danger. Really appreciate the input. 105 00:08:32,330 --> 00:08:36,690 You see, Captain... Sam, 106 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:44,150 my scientists, who happen to be evil, they tell me that if I drink your sweat, 107 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:49,410 will become indestructible just like you for about 45 minutes. 108 00:08:51,340 --> 00:08:52,880 You're going to drink Captain Man's sweat? 109 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:56,320 Well, it's not like I'm looking forward to it. But sure, if it'll make me 110 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:59,380 temporarily indestructible, then heck yeah, I'm going to drink it. What am I, 111 00:08:59,420 --> 00:09:00,420 stupid? 112 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,320 Ew. 113 00:09:02,780 --> 00:09:03,780 Ew. 114 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:05,040 Ew. 115 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:16,260 Jasper, I told you. The elevator won't work while the man cave is on stage two 116 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:18,960 lockdown. Well, I'm nervous, and this keeps my finger busy. 117 00:09:20,110 --> 00:09:23,250 Well, if you want to stay busy, then you can help me pry this thing off the 118 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,310 wall. What for? Why is that going to help us? 119 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:30,810 If we get this off, then we can climb into the air shaft, slide down it, and 120 00:09:30,810 --> 00:09:32,390 into the man cave so we can help Ray and Henry. 121 00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:36,330 Henry! 122 00:09:38,230 --> 00:09:39,230 That's Piper. 123 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:40,650 Yeah, I know. We've got to get rid of her. 124 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,030 Hey, Piper! 125 00:09:47,110 --> 00:09:49,210 We were just back there. Blossing. 126 00:09:49,870 --> 00:09:50,870 We were flossing. 127 00:09:52,190 --> 00:09:54,410 I don't care about your oral hygiene. 128 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:56,550 I need to see Henry. 129 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,990 Oh, why? 130 00:09:59,630 --> 00:10:03,170 He set up my new phone for me and he turned on the, you know, the facial 131 00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,450 recognition security thing. Oh, yeah, that's a really cool feature. 132 00:10:06,710 --> 00:10:07,469 No, it's not. 133 00:10:07,470 --> 00:10:08,790 Yeah, some people don't like it. 134 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:14,750 Henry set it up with his stupid face, so now I can't unlock my phone without 135 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:17,490 him. Can't you just wait to use your phone until later tonight? 136 00:10:39,470 --> 00:10:40,510 I can't take this much heat. 137 00:10:41,210 --> 00:10:43,090 Oh, yes, you can, Mr. 138 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,610 Indestructible. 139 00:10:45,210 --> 00:10:48,810 My vial is already half full of your sweet, sweet sweat. 140 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,090 Get up, jerk. 141 00:10:51,910 --> 00:10:54,170 You'll never get away with this. Oh, yeah? 142 00:10:54,370 --> 00:10:55,910 And who's going to stop me? 143 00:10:56,270 --> 00:10:58,310 You're stuck in my sweat tube. 144 00:10:58,650 --> 00:11:01,990 Your little boy toy's trapped in my enormous gift basket. 145 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:07,530 And as for your fuzzy little co -worker, I locked him in your stupid elevator 146 00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:08,530 with no way out. 147 00:11:10,949 --> 00:11:14,330 Yeah, I will show you who can't get out of this elevator. 148 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,550 Ah, that's my snack heap. 149 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,920 Your point? 150 00:12:04,880 --> 00:12:06,560 Where is Henry? 151 00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:12,560 He's... Henry's... Charlie, what did you say Henry was again? 152 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:16,820 Uh, he's stuck in the bathroom. 153 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,100 I'm stuck in the bathroom. 154 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:41,120 That way we can get into the bathroom and help Henry get out. 155 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:45,560 Fine, then I'll come too. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a bad idea. Why can't 156 00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:46,560 go? 157 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:47,800 Because. 158 00:12:49,140 --> 00:12:50,140 He's naked. 159 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,780 Why would he be naked in the bathroom? 160 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,460 Yeah, Jasper, why? 161 00:12:57,660 --> 00:12:58,660 What? 162 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:02,500 You two don't know that dudes pee naked? 163 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:06,260 Uh, I guess not. 164 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:12,120 Watch the store. I don't know anything about stores. Bye. Bye. 165 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,420 Why pee naked? 166 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,280 Okay. You're sure that this shaft goes all the way down to the man cave? 167 00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:26,000 I think so. 168 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,000 Ready? 169 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,260 Yeah. Use me like a boogie boy. 170 00:14:14,830 --> 00:14:18,350 Swallows of this will make me just as indestructible as you are. 171 00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,470 For about 45 minutes. 172 00:14:21,530 --> 00:14:26,470 And now... I can't get out of here. 173 00:14:26,770 --> 00:14:29,510 You've got to stop him. I can't. I can't get out of this basket. 174 00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:35,490 I can't believe I'm going to drink man sweat. 175 00:14:35,950 --> 00:14:36,950 Oh, well. 176 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:26,750 We gotta stop him. It's too late. 177 00:15:26,990 --> 00:15:30,010 He already drank my sweat. Now get out of here before he sees your faces. 178 00:15:30,170 --> 00:15:32,310 Seriously, guys, go, go, go, go. Come on. 179 00:15:33,590 --> 00:15:34,590 Oh, oh. 180 00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:36,650 Your sister needs you to fix her phone. 181 00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:37,910 Get out of here. 182 00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:43,870 What the heck was that? 183 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,590 Uh, I think he tripped. 184 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,720 Elevator door. 185 00:15:58,340 --> 00:15:59,440 I'm the enemy. 186 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:00,840 Now, 187 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:10,420 let's see if I'm 188 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:11,420 indestructible. 189 00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:32,500 Indestructible. 190 00:20:07,470 --> 00:20:08,470 Good job, squash. 191 00:20:14,970 --> 00:20:19,850 I'm going to need about nine gallons of water. 192 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,390 All right. No worries. I'll get some for you right now. 193 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:41,799 to hurt you. 194 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,540 Okay. Yeah. Just hold up your finger. Why? 195 00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,100 Just hold up your finger. Okay. 196 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:53,300 I'm sorry. Did that hurt? 197 00:20:53,580 --> 00:20:54,580 Yes. 198 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,200 Hey, Kid Danger, come here, quick. 199 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,020 Hey, hey, big guy, are you okay? 200 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:06,100 When will you get me some water? 201 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,660 Just a second. 202 00:21:13,420 --> 00:21:15,880 Your sister's been waiting upstairs for over an hour. What? 203 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,220 Why? What does she want? 204 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:21,420 Come on, you dumb phone. Will you let me in already? 205 00:21:22,260 --> 00:21:23,260 Too many attempts. 206 00:21:23,540 --> 00:21:24,720 Phone overheating. 207 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,320 That's not good. 208 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:30,360 Temperature critical. Contact fire department. Using another phone. 209 00:21:51,950 --> 00:21:52,950 work today. 14408