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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:11,400 Jasper. Yeah, what you need? 2 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,240 Will you please come take this thermometer out of my nose hole? 3 00:00:15,100 --> 00:00:17,140 Okay. Let's check that temperature. 4 00:00:17,940 --> 00:00:19,940 And... Well? 5 00:00:23,060 --> 00:00:25,320 I think it needs to go in deeper. 6 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:26,540 What? 7 00:00:27,540 --> 00:00:29,680 I've never used a nasal thermometer before. 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:32,780 Well, maybe you should learn how to use nasal thermometers before you stick them 9 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:34,900 in your friend's noses. Here, let's just try it again. 10 00:00:35,220 --> 00:00:38,180 Uh, yeah, no, it's really not that comfortable. Can we please, can we, uh, 11 00:00:38,380 --> 00:00:41,280 uh... I think it's in there. It's back in me. 12 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:45,280 Hey, what are you making anyways? 13 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:46,940 Oh, a cure for your cold. 14 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:51,540 You can't cure a cold. You can with this liquid cleanse I'm making. 15 00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:54,820 What's in it? A combination of... 16 00:00:55,160 --> 00:01:00,780 Orange juice, nut milk, fish oil, frankincense, tomato puree, myrrh, bee 17 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:01,860 and liquid lard. 18 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:03,480 Wow. 19 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,519 I am not drinking that. 20 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:07,679 Drink it. 21 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,940 Why would you drink it? You said it was a cleanse. 22 00:01:10,340 --> 00:01:13,520 Yeah, but you don't swallow it. I use this to bathe you. 23 00:01:13,740 --> 00:01:14,740 Nope. 24 00:01:15,780 --> 00:01:19,820 Come on, don't be a baby. Don't you want to feel better? No, I like being sick. 25 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,840 Bye. 26 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:22,440 Henry. 27 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:32,160 Oh, sorry, but I gotta take this, so... Hey, Ray. 28 00:01:32,380 --> 00:01:34,260 Hey, Henry. How you doing? 29 00:01:34,780 --> 00:01:36,680 Hungry. Handsome and hungry. 30 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,100 Hey, Henry. 31 00:01:39,660 --> 00:01:41,300 Oh, sorry, you're already at work. 32 00:01:41,580 --> 00:01:43,360 Yes, she is, and we want breakfast. 33 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:50,020 So, on your way to work, stop by Casa de Waffles, pick up nine waffles, a dozen 34 00:01:50,020 --> 00:01:52,940 fat biscuits, some, uh... Fresh fruit. 35 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:55,600 Fresh fruit. 36 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:57,860 I'm Charlotte, and I want fresh fruit. 37 00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,060 Hey, 38 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,500 listen, guys, I'm sorry, but I'm still sick. I can't make it to work. 39 00:02:03,920 --> 00:02:05,600 Oh, that's been three days. 40 00:02:06,020 --> 00:02:07,560 Maybe you want to see a doctor? 41 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:12,880 Eh, I mean, it's just a cold, but I still feel pretty bad, and I got a 42 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:16,300 I probably shouldn't... Hey, kid, I totally get it. Just stay home, rest, 43 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:17,300 take care of yourself. 44 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:18,760 Cool. Thanks, man. 45 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,319 Sure thing. 46 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:21,400 Later. Yeah, okay. 47 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:25,510 That rotten little mutt! 48 00:02:26,050 --> 00:02:27,050 Hey! 49 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:33,590 What? You could have killed Schwoz! Oh. 50 00:02:34,590 --> 00:02:37,950 Sorry, Schwoz. I didn't mean to hit you with that bottle. 51 00:02:38,150 --> 00:02:39,150 Hell, you did. 52 00:02:39,290 --> 00:02:41,410 It's just I'm so angry at Henry for lying to me. 53 00:02:42,770 --> 00:02:46,350 Wait a second. You think Henry's lying to you about being thick? 54 00:02:46,610 --> 00:02:47,870 I know he's lying! 55 00:02:48,750 --> 00:02:49,750 Great Manchester! 56 00:02:52,360 --> 00:02:54,300 Oh, okay, so you think he's telling the truth. 57 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:57,220 I do. Well, I think he's lying. 58 00:02:57,860 --> 00:03:00,620 So, we're gonna find out. 59 00:03:01,140 --> 00:03:02,220 Wait a second. 60 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:05,040 Schwoz? Please don't hurt me anymore. 61 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,520 No, I have an assignment for you. 62 00:03:07,780 --> 00:03:09,240 Why don't you get yourself a disguise? 63 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:11,380 Okay, I will get a disguise. 64 00:03:12,180 --> 00:03:14,440 Yeah, and then I want you to sneak into Henry's house. 65 00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:19,000 Install some hidden cameras and microphones so we can spy on him. We're 66 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:20,200 spy on Henry? 67 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:21,440 Yep. 68 00:03:22,359 --> 00:03:26,580 I will not let you spy on him. Oh, Charlotte's saying no again. 69 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:29,960 It's an invasion of Henry's privacy, and it's wrong. 70 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:33,980 Hey, you better not run in the tube so you can try to warn Henry that we're 71 00:03:33,980 --> 00:03:34,980 going to spy on him. 72 00:03:38,040 --> 00:03:39,200 Don't stop. Come back. 73 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:43,260 Ah! Up the tube! 74 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,580 Tube transport locked. 75 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,480 Locked? 76 00:03:48,650 --> 00:03:50,650 And switching to manual control. 77 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:53,970 Hey! Hey! 78 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:55,890 Why didn't I go up the tube? 79 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:58,350 Because I switched it off. 80 00:03:58,750 --> 00:04:00,510 Off? Yeah. 81 00:04:00,990 --> 00:04:03,910 You can jump, but you won't go far. 82 00:04:05,130 --> 00:04:07,790 Okay, you better not keep me trapped in this tube. 83 00:04:08,210 --> 00:04:10,510 Okay. Up the tube. 84 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:14,770 And other tube down. 85 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:16,790 And Charlotte. 86 00:04:23,690 --> 00:04:30,190 different too all right you're so incorrigible i 87 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:37,170 don't know what that means it all just kind of happened i wanted an 88 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:40,790 after -school job but then an indestructible superhero hired me to be 89 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:44,210 sidekick now we blow bubbles and fight crime 90 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:03,310 Oh, my boot! 91 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:05,070 Mom! 92 00:05:08,610 --> 00:05:10,910 Oh, hey. Your mom went to yoga class. 93 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,210 But I'm here. 94 00:05:12,810 --> 00:05:13,810 Yeah. 95 00:05:15,690 --> 00:05:17,430 So how was the slumber party last night? 96 00:05:17,730 --> 00:05:19,550 I wasn't at the slumber party. 97 00:05:19,850 --> 00:05:22,910 What do you mean you weren't at the slumber party? 98 00:05:23,890 --> 00:05:28,050 I mean there was a slumber party and I weren't at it. 99 00:05:28,830 --> 00:05:31,490 But you told your mom you were spending the night at Wendy Lindy's house. 100 00:05:31,730 --> 00:05:36,250 I was. But when I got there, Wendy told me they were having a 7 a .m. sale at 101 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,250 Pants Pants Revolution. 102 00:05:37,950 --> 00:05:38,729 What's that? 103 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:39,730 A store? 104 00:05:39,810 --> 00:05:43,650 Yeah. And I had to sleep on the street all night so I could be one of the first 105 00:05:43,650 --> 00:05:46,190 people in line to buy these. 106 00:05:47,790 --> 00:05:49,630 What are... Wait for it. 107 00:05:51,850 --> 00:05:52,850 What? 108 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:54,770 No way. 109 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:56,630 Are those... 110 00:05:57,770 --> 00:05:58,689 Shut up! 111 00:05:58,690 --> 00:05:59,750 You shut up! 112 00:06:41,290 --> 00:06:44,650 a, how you say, a plumber from Italy. 113 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:47,850 Wait, you're a plumber? 114 00:06:48,470 --> 00:06:50,650 Yes, I am a plumber, Simitouls. 115 00:06:51,590 --> 00:06:55,130 Yeah, uh, you're not gonna believe this, but we need a plumber. Right now. 116 00:06:55,710 --> 00:06:58,670 Oh, well, I suppose I could take a look -see. 117 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:02,630 Really? That'd be so great. 118 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:06,850 Okay. You know, where I come from, which is Italy, 119 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:13,050 Sink -a -sink -a -tony, because that's like the word sink. 120 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:15,350 But it's more letters on the end. 121 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:19,870 What's happening? I don't know. 122 00:07:20,830 --> 00:07:22,730 It's shooting fire on the sink. 123 00:07:23,230 --> 00:07:25,750 How does a sink do that? It should be just water. 124 00:07:26,650 --> 00:07:28,890 Yes, I do go fix it. 125 00:07:31,330 --> 00:07:32,970 Excuse me, sir. 126 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:34,710 Mr. Plummer. 127 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:38,970 Our kitchen sink is over there. 128 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:40,640 kitchen. 129 00:07:40,980 --> 00:07:46,980 Yes, no, but most of the plumbing problems start in the attic, you know, 130 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:47,619 the stairs. 131 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:49,380 But I don't understand how the attic... 132 00:08:21,230 --> 00:08:22,230 Trapped you in a tube? 133 00:08:23,510 --> 00:08:24,550 You're so bad. 134 00:08:25,790 --> 00:08:30,330 Ray, if you're not going to let me out of this tube, can I at least have some 135 00:08:30,330 --> 00:08:31,330 food? 136 00:08:31,690 --> 00:08:32,690 All right. 137 00:08:33,289 --> 00:08:34,750 I'll get you some food. 138 00:08:37,530 --> 00:08:38,530 What do you want to eat? 139 00:08:39,809 --> 00:08:41,309 I'll take a burrito enorme. 140 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:44,150 Burrito enorme. 141 00:08:44,610 --> 00:08:45,610 Burrito enorme. 142 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:52,640 You know what the word burrito means in Spanish? 143 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,540 Yeah, little donkey. 144 00:08:54,820 --> 00:08:57,420 No, it means pouch of meat. 145 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,960 Whatever, just please lift up this tube so I can have it. 146 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,020 No, no, no, no, no, no. 147 00:09:04,580 --> 00:09:06,200 I'm not a stupido. 148 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,780 Up the tube. 149 00:09:16,560 --> 00:09:18,400 And tube to tube. 150 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,200 Down the tube. 151 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,240 You want something to drink? 152 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:32,580 I don't think so. 153 00:09:33,060 --> 00:09:39,980 Cool. Hey, looks like Schwoz is firing up another camera. Come on, Schwoz. Show 154 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:40,980 me the Henry. 155 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,960 on him and I'll prove to you he's not really sick. 156 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,800 What? 157 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:16,140 Was? Was? 158 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:17,420 Is that you? 159 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:18,900 No. 160 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,420 I'm just a dream. 161 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:25,220 Yes. A dream about the night. 162 00:10:27,069 --> 00:10:31,110 So you go back to sleep and you just dream about that. 163 00:11:36,810 --> 00:11:37,810 You've been invaded. 164 00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:41,550 Hey, guys. 165 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:42,830 Hey, other kid. Hey, Carly. 166 00:11:43,610 --> 00:11:45,450 Jasper, let me out of this tube. 167 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:51,330 Why is she in the... Oh, uh, we're just playing a game. We're just playing a 168 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:52,330 game. 169 00:11:52,530 --> 00:11:53,570 It's not a game. 170 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:58,170 That's part of the game. Saying it's not a game. 171 00:12:01,330 --> 00:12:02,330 Oh, okay. 172 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:05,810 Well, it's past nine, and I just locked up junk and stuff, so I'm going to head 173 00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:06,608 on home. 174 00:12:06,609 --> 00:12:07,609 Whoa. 175 00:12:08,090 --> 00:12:09,990 Is that Henry's room? 176 00:12:10,290 --> 00:12:13,310 Yep. Wait, but how are you seeing video from... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 177 00:12:18,630 --> 00:12:19,630 There it is. 178 00:12:19,730 --> 00:12:21,530 See Henry there? He's not sick. 179 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:24,090 I didn't know. 180 00:12:24,990 --> 00:12:25,990 Look at him. 181 00:12:26,150 --> 00:12:29,490 Sitting there in bed, eating a big steaming ball of chili. 182 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,340 Look at it, all dark and thick with chunks. I know chili when I see it. 183 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,980 I think he's eating brown soup. 184 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:46,140 No, it's not soup. 185 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:49,600 Geez, Jasper, if you can't tell the difference between brown soup and chili, 186 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:51,000 you're not allowed to look at my monitors. 187 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,200 Oh, Ray, now you're just being a child. 188 00:12:55,920 --> 00:12:56,920 Mute the tube. 189 00:13:08,620 --> 00:13:14,120 back to kid faker ray listen henry and i have been close friends like forever oh 190 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:19,680 get to the point boy i just think if you were faking being sick he would have 191 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:25,840 told me yeah guys do tell their best buddies everything 192 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:32,580 their thoughts their secrets that's true like when you told me about that time 193 00:13:32,580 --> 00:13:37,120 you went to martha's vineyard don't talk about it schwoz jasper 194 00:13:38,090 --> 00:13:39,650 I'm going to need you to go shave your chest. 195 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:41,870 My chest? 196 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:42,930 Why? 197 00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:44,350 You're going to wear wire. 198 00:13:45,030 --> 00:13:46,009 A wire? 199 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:49,090 Yeah. Schwoz is going to tape a secret microphone to your chest. 200 00:13:49,590 --> 00:13:50,590 Wow. 201 00:13:51,070 --> 00:13:55,030 And you're going to meet Henry at the Parkway Diner, where I'll be hiding 202 00:13:55,030 --> 00:13:56,310 nearby. Oh, and then what? 203 00:13:56,970 --> 00:14:01,550 You're going to ask Henry about this sickness, and I bet you he admits he's 204 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,550 faking it. 205 00:14:02,870 --> 00:14:05,550 So I get to be like, like a spy? 206 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:08,730 Sure, 207 00:14:09,550 --> 00:14:12,330 we'll call you 00... Zero. 208 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:13,750 Yes! 209 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,030 It's all happening. 210 00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:29,310 There. Now, this is your microphone right here by your nipple. 211 00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:33,050 All right. 212 00:14:34,810 --> 00:14:36,350 Let's go bust a faker. 213 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,570 Okay, so now will you let me out of here? 214 00:14:40,070 --> 00:14:44,850 No, you could still warn Henry, so... You gotta stay in there till we prove 215 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:47,690 faking. And what happens if I need a restroom? 216 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:49,410 I already handled that. 217 00:14:51,650 --> 00:14:53,610 I am not using this jar! 218 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:56,010 Good news for the jar. 219 00:14:58,110 --> 00:14:59,110 Let's go. 220 00:15:01,070 --> 00:15:04,030 Oh, Schwoz. Uh, two things. 221 00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:07,570 Yes? Don't let Charlotte out of the tube until after we get back. 222 00:15:08,050 --> 00:15:09,550 Aye. And what's number two? 223 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,210 Don't eat any worms. 224 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:13,690 Oh, but... No buts, no worms. 225 00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:15,070 Oh. 226 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:16,190 Bye. 227 00:15:17,790 --> 00:15:19,930 Okay, Schwoz, let me out of this tube. 228 00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:24,730 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You heard what Ray said about you and worms. 229 00:15:25,810 --> 00:15:29,030 You better listen to me, Schwoz, because if you don't let me out of the tube... 230 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,420 Scott, let's kill it. 231 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,560 Now just let me enjoy my vans. 232 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:30,840 Hey, Char, what's up? 233 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,240 Bad things. 234 00:16:32,340 --> 00:16:34,480 Bad things are up. Why? What's wrong? 235 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,740 Ray didn't believe you were really sick, so he sent Schwoz to your house, 236 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:41,080 disguised as an Italian plumber, so he could insult cameras with microphones in 237 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,500 your house. In my house? 238 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:45,480 Yeah. And Ray and Schwoz have been spying... 239 00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:48,680 all day, watching everything, including you eating a bowl of brown soup. 240 00:16:49,980 --> 00:16:52,180 But that was my private brown soup time. 241 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,800 And now, Ray's making Jasper wear a microphone so we can meet you at the 242 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:59,640 Diner to try to trick you into admitting that you're not really sick. 243 00:17:00,020 --> 00:17:04,200 What? But I am sick. Why would I... Wait, Jasper's gonna be wearing a wire? 244 00:17:04,579 --> 00:17:07,960 Yeah, and Ray's gonna be at that diner listening to every word you say. 245 00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:09,940 Oh, okay. 246 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:13,619 Well, if Ray wants to listen to what I have to tell Jasper... 247 00:17:14,349 --> 00:17:16,849 Then I'm going to make sure I say something good. 248 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,110 Right. 249 00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:36,550 Checking the equipment. 250 00:17:38,410 --> 00:17:39,490 Slippery, slimy snake. 251 00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:51,640 Actually, it wasn't meant for you. 252 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,940 Hey. Hi, Henry. 253 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,400 What's up? 254 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,379 You can tell me. 255 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:25,380 We've been friends for... So? 256 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:31,920 So, even if you have a secret, I'm the perfect person for you to tell. 257 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:34,160 Oh, God, he's the worst. 258 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,560 Well, uh... Great. 259 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:44,020 Because... You know how I've been calling in sick to work? 260 00:18:44,940 --> 00:18:46,440 Yeah? Well... 261 00:18:49,580 --> 00:18:50,580 I was faking. 262 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:53,340 I knew it! 263 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,440 Why'd you tell Ray you were sick? 264 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:58,340 You swear I can totally trust you? 265 00:18:58,760 --> 00:19:00,680 Sure. I mean, I'd never betray a friend. 266 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:05,120 Well... 267 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:15,320 I'm 268 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,860 done being Ray's sidekick. 269 00:19:21,580 --> 00:19:22,820 You don't want to fight crime anymore? 270 00:19:23,060 --> 00:19:28,600 No, I do, but... I mean, dude, we don't... We don't need Captain Man. 271 00:19:32,580 --> 00:19:36,520 But Ray's indestructible. You can't just get rid of Captain Man. 272 00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:42,540 Well, see, I've been working secretly with Dr. 273 00:19:42,820 --> 00:19:43,820 Maniac. No! 274 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Yeah, man. 275 00:19:45,220 --> 00:19:49,360 We've been developing this weapon that can melt Captain Man. 276 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,080 And check this out. 277 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,660 What's raised out of the picture? Yeah? 278 00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,160 Come here. 279 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,879 Come here. 280 00:19:57,880 --> 00:19:59,140 Yeah, all the way. Come here. 281 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:06,200 I'm going to take over and make you my sidekick. 282 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,400 Go. 283 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,000 Raise our friend. 284 00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,220 We can't... 285 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:27,590 Sir, whatever you need me to do, I'll do. All right, Henry. 286 00:20:28,650 --> 00:20:30,350 How'd you know Jasper was wearing a wire? 287 00:20:30,610 --> 00:20:31,610 Because I'm not an idiot. 288 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,790 Ray, I didn't know you also come to this restaurant. 289 00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:39,450 Give it up, son. 290 00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:44,690 I can't believe you spied on me. 291 00:20:45,210 --> 00:20:47,730 Yeah, well, I wouldn't have had to do all this if you hadn't lied to me about 292 00:20:47,730 --> 00:20:51,510 being sick for three days. Well, I wasn't lying, dude. I had a... cold and 293 00:20:51,510 --> 00:20:54,830 the flu or something. Oh, yeah, because everyone with the flu loves to sit 294 00:20:54,830 --> 00:20:56,670 around eating big old honking bowls of chili. 295 00:20:58,270 --> 00:20:59,270 Yeah, I saw it. 296 00:20:59,750 --> 00:21:02,150 It was brown soup. Brown soup. Okay. 297 00:21:02,890 --> 00:21:04,590 I knew it was brown soup. 298 00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:08,730 Look, just admit that you were never sick. 299 00:21:09,470 --> 00:21:13,810 Apologize. We can forget this whole thing. I was sick, okay? And I still am. 300 00:21:13,830 --> 00:21:15,570 my God, you're such a faker. A faker? 301 00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:18,730 Why would I fake this? Because you don't want to come to work. It's your little 302 00:21:18,730 --> 00:21:20,290 pocket. You have no sense of responsibility. 303 00:21:20,940 --> 00:21:24,460 Ask my dad. Call him right now. Be there at work tomorrow, okay? 304 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:28,040 I'm angry. I'm tired. I don't want to come to work. I'm serious, dude. 305 00:21:28,760 --> 00:21:29,760 Can you back up a little bit? 306 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:33,760 Oh, for the full performance? So I can get the whole Emmy Award winning 307 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:35,300 performance? I'm not joking. 308 00:21:35,660 --> 00:21:36,800 What are you doing now? 309 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:38,560 Yeah, 310 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,680 that's brown soup. 21555

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