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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:11,040 Hey, hey, here comes Piper. Let's all get quieter or else she'll blow that 2 00:00:11,040 --> 00:00:12,040 horn. 3 00:00:14,020 --> 00:00:16,040 Okay, people, quiet down. 4 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,500 But we were already quiet. 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,280 Okay, this meeting of the band fans will now begin. 6 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:37,610 Our first order of business should be to... Jasper, why are you even here? 7 00:00:38,610 --> 00:00:40,190 Yeah, you're not a man fan. 8 00:00:40,450 --> 00:00:44,990 Well, I just figured since you guys are so into Captain Man and Kid Danger, I 9 00:00:44,990 --> 00:00:47,690 could, you know, teach you a few things. 10 00:00:50,830 --> 00:00:53,850 Uh, we're experts on Captain Man and Kid Danger. 11 00:00:54,170 --> 00:00:55,450 Yeah, what do you know? 12 00:00:55,890 --> 00:00:57,550 Oh, you know, just... 13 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:02,280 Stuff like, uh... Well, did you know that Captain Man likes his french fries 14 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:07,340 hot, but his ketchup... Cold. 15 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:10,940 Uh, how would you know that? 16 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,940 I have my ways. 17 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,820 Oh, and I bet you guys don't know that Kid Danger can touch his elbows behind 18 00:01:18,820 --> 00:01:19,820 his back. 19 00:01:20,460 --> 00:01:23,100 Oh, big deal. My brother can do that, too. 20 00:01:23,660 --> 00:01:27,570 Hey, I... I was talking about Kid Danger. You brought up your brother, not 21 00:01:27,690 --> 00:01:28,690 okay? 22 00:01:29,070 --> 00:01:30,330 I did nothing wrong. 23 00:01:32,470 --> 00:01:33,470 Okay. 24 00:01:34,190 --> 00:01:38,410 Now let's talk about Captain Man's favorite, Benny Get the Door. 25 00:01:38,650 --> 00:01:39,650 Yes, Madam President. 26 00:01:43,910 --> 00:01:44,990 Oh, hello. 27 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:47,110 I'm from Babaloo Balloons. 28 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:49,390 It's a man. 29 00:01:49,570 --> 00:01:50,570 Thank you. 30 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:58,960 What you need? Well, someone ordered balloons for your man -fan meeting 31 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,480 Uh, hey, did any of you guys order balloons? 32 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:09,300 I did not. It wasn't me. Sorry, but... Oh, now you're in my house. 33 00:02:26,700 --> 00:02:27,700 was working this morning. 34 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:30,540 Get me out of this thing. 35 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:34,680 Do 36 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:44,400 you 37 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:49,820 know how uncomfortable it is in there? No, but I'm sure you're going to tell 38 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,600 Wait, wait, wait. 39 00:02:52,980 --> 00:02:54,320 Aren't you nurse cohort? 40 00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:56,460 Nurse cohort? cohort. 41 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:59,080 She's the assistant to... 42 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:04,940 Minyak! 43 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,360 My name is Dr. 44 00:03:11,580 --> 00:03:14,700 Minyak! You guys! He's dangerous! Everyone out of here! 45 00:03:32,959 --> 00:03:39,720 Well then, would you children like to see what Dr. Minyak can do with helium? 46 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:42,520 I don't know. I guess so. 47 00:03:43,420 --> 00:03:49,640 Yes. Watch what happens when I use my heliometer to heliomatize this balloon 48 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,940 filled with... 49 00:04:20,589 --> 00:04:21,589 Isn't it obvious? 50 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,370 We're taking you hostage. 51 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:27,390 Hostage? Piper, call Captain Man. Yes, oh yes. 52 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:29,810 Let's do call Captain Man. 53 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:35,690 What did you just do? 54 00:04:36,130 --> 00:04:37,770 I thought you wanted me to slap you five. 55 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:39,590 No, I want my phone. 56 00:04:39,810 --> 00:04:40,810 Give me my phone. 57 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:42,650 It's in your pocket. 58 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:46,250 No, it's not. If it were in my pocket, don't you think I'd know that it was in 59 00:04:46,250 --> 00:04:47,250 my pocket? 60 00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:49,530 Is it in your pocket? 61 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:07,420 A few more. All right. 62 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,640 All right, all right. 63 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:15,960 Oh, hey, wait for the girls. Hey, look at all those hot girls on the beach. Hot 64 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:17,340 girls. Hey, girls. 65 00:05:17,540 --> 00:05:18,540 Hey, girls. 66 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:19,560 Come on, get into it. 67 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:24,020 You're embarrassing me in front of girls that don't exist. 68 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,140 Oh, come on. Show me some emotion. 69 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:31,660 Give me some feels, baby. 70 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,420 Yeah, come on, Henry. We're on the beach in Hawaii. 71 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,170 No, we're not. 72 00:05:38,410 --> 00:05:39,990 I feel dumb. 73 00:05:40,750 --> 00:05:44,630 Hey, do you have any idea how many people wish that they were going to be 74 00:05:44,630 --> 00:05:45,950 featured in the new Swellview calendar? 75 00:05:46,510 --> 00:05:47,570 Well, go find them. 76 00:05:48,910 --> 00:05:50,150 I don't want to do this. 77 00:05:50,390 --> 00:05:53,050 Hey, look, everybody. Charlotte's complaining. That's fresh. 78 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:57,090 Hey, hotline call. Yeah. 79 00:05:57,330 --> 00:05:59,510 Schwoz, Charlotte, get over there so you won't be seen. 80 00:05:59,730 --> 00:06:00,730 Okay. 81 00:06:06,990 --> 00:06:08,690 This is Captain Man and Kid Danger. 82 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:11,670 What is your emergency? 83 00:06:12,770 --> 00:06:15,130 Actually, it's your emergency. 84 00:06:17,390 --> 00:06:19,730 Minyak! Doctor Minyak! 85 00:06:20,770 --> 00:06:21,850 You're no doctor. 86 00:06:22,110 --> 00:06:23,250 You're just evil. 87 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:27,190 Ah, those two things aren't mutually exclusive, you know. 88 00:06:28,370 --> 00:06:29,590 What does that mean? 89 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:33,910 It means a person can be a doctor and evil all at the same time. 90 00:06:34,830 --> 00:06:36,490 Yeah, well, nobody likes you. 91 00:06:36,790 --> 00:06:37,990 Hey, what are you doing? 92 00:06:39,230 --> 00:06:42,150 I think Dr. Minyak is at my house. 93 00:06:44,030 --> 00:06:45,030 Okay. 94 00:06:45,730 --> 00:06:46,870 Is your mom home? 95 00:06:47,390 --> 00:06:48,390 Oh, why? 96 00:06:48,530 --> 00:06:50,990 I don't know. I just think about her a lot. But, Ray. 97 00:06:51,890 --> 00:06:53,530 Hey, now. Where did you go? 98 00:06:54,070 --> 00:06:55,070 I demand attention. 99 00:06:55,490 --> 00:06:56,530 All right, Minyak. 100 00:06:57,570 --> 00:06:58,590 Where are you? 101 00:06:58,790 --> 00:07:04,370 Who? Me? Oh, I just happened to be at the house. of the president of your man 102 00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:05,370 fans. 103 00:07:05,630 --> 00:07:06,630 Pike. 104 00:07:07,230 --> 00:07:09,470 Wait, what was that? What did he say? 105 00:07:09,950 --> 00:07:12,050 I think he was going to say pineapple. 106 00:07:14,190 --> 00:07:17,570 Pineapple. Pineapple. I love pineapple. 107 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:21,930 Pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple. 108 00:07:22,610 --> 00:07:23,610 Pineapple. 109 00:07:24,050 --> 00:07:25,050 Pineapple. 110 00:07:34,570 --> 00:07:37,830 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after school job, but then an 111 00:07:37,830 --> 00:07:40,450 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. 112 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:43,330 Now we blow bubbles and fight crime. 113 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:09,500 know exactly where you are so you just wait right there like a good little jerk 114 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:14,820 and we'll be there in a few minutes with our fifth four feet yeah 115 00:08:14,820 --> 00:08:20,680 it's gonna be a real festival a what 116 00:08:20,680 --> 00:08:26,500 wait what'd you say i said festival you know like like like a festival with 117 00:08:26,500 --> 00:08:32,900 fists oh god that's so stupid this is not your stupid hey you know you should 118 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:33,900 have said no 119 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,860 Because we're bringing some punch. 120 00:08:41,539 --> 00:08:44,580 Ah, yes, punch. That's very clever. 121 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,340 I'm so bored. 122 00:08:47,880 --> 00:08:48,880 Maybe we should leave. 123 00:08:49,220 --> 00:08:51,280 Nah, they're going to need us eventually. 124 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:56,480 Just come on, let's go attack Minyak. Let's do it. 125 00:08:57,320 --> 00:08:58,320 No! 126 00:08:59,380 --> 00:09:06,120 If you two super zeroes don't stay right where you are, this kid flies. 127 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:21,520 I mean flies. 128 00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:26,360 You see, if I use this to blast the helium in those balloons, it will 129 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,420 geometrically increase their heliosity. 130 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:34,540 And then your president will fly straight up through the ceiling and she 131 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:36,520 stop until she hits the moon. 132 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:37,840 The moon? 133 00:09:38,900 --> 00:09:43,420 All right, now. Okay, you listen to me, Dr. Minyak. If you hurt that girl, 134 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,480 you're dead meat. 135 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,820 Not that I know that girl personally. 136 00:09:50,510 --> 00:09:55,730 I just care so much because it's my job to care about people like that girl in 137 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:57,190 that chair who I do not know. 138 00:09:58,510 --> 00:09:59,730 No, you listen. 139 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:04,010 For the next three hours, my minions will be traveling all over Swellview, 140 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:07,790 robbing, stealing, burgling all the evil gerunds. 141 00:10:08,350 --> 00:10:12,450 And the two of you will do nothing to stop me because I'm watching you, Kid 142 00:10:12,450 --> 00:10:14,050 Danger and Captain Man. 143 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,230 And if you leave my view... 144 00:10:26,410 --> 00:10:27,349 the police. 145 00:10:27,350 --> 00:10:32,490 If you call the police, the girl flies. 146 00:10:32,850 --> 00:10:34,230 I thought that was going to work. 147 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:40,130 There, there, there. 148 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:02,960 Is this yours? 149 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,820 No. Okay. 150 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,000 Guys! 151 00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:32,300 Guys. 152 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,380 Jeez. 153 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,240 Gross. Spray my face. 154 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:46,300 Just listen. Ross and I think we know a way that you can go stop Dr. Maniac. 155 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,680 We can't go anywhere. 156 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,420 We have to stay here. 157 00:11:50,760 --> 00:11:51,820 No. Dr. 158 00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:53,920 Maniac just has to think you're here. 159 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:56,500 Then how can we... Just wait there. 160 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:58,380 I'll be back. Wait, what? 161 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:01,010 Just tell us what the plan is. 162 00:12:01,710 --> 00:12:03,410 What are you two talking about? 163 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:08,290 Just cheeses. 164 00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:10,610 Cheeses that we enjoy. 165 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:11,830 Yeah, I'm into cheddar. 166 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:15,830 I like manchego, a hard Spanish cheese. 167 00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:20,530 Well, I hate cheese, especially Spanish ones that are hard. 168 00:12:21,910 --> 00:12:22,970 And I hate you. 169 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:26,550 Ah, fair enough. We appreciate the feedback. 170 00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:45,320 Go ahead and distract Minyak. 171 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,760 Got it. Bye. 172 00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:53,580 Yes? Hello? 173 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,680 Hi. I'm selling AA batteries. 174 00:12:58,640 --> 00:12:59,740 You're selling what? 175 00:13:00,700 --> 00:13:02,880 Okay, now, he's not looking. Quick, hurry. 176 00:13:04,340 --> 00:13:08,900 Okay. How's this work? What does it do? It will make Minyak think you're still 177 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:09,900 in the man cave. 178 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,170 No, no, no, no, no. 179 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:21,130 Sir, you can find a great use for these batteries. 180 00:13:21,450 --> 00:13:24,770 They're small enough to fit into flashlights or, like, for multiple 181 00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:29,030 I mean, they're way better than the Z batteries or the 9 -volt batteries. 182 00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:31,770 I despise all batteries. 183 00:13:32,890 --> 00:13:34,390 This is the best you can do, Schwarz! 184 00:13:59,459 --> 00:14:01,060 upsetting. And now. 185 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,420 Yes, my two friends being good little boys. 186 00:14:14,160 --> 00:14:15,160 It's working. 187 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:17,080 Now hurry, go rescue Piper and Jasper. 188 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:18,480 Right. Let's go. 189 00:14:28,110 --> 00:14:30,550 First cohort, quick, come look at this. Look at what? 190 00:14:32,390 --> 00:14:35,750 The quality of the picture on this television. Isn't it fabulous? 191 00:14:38,550 --> 00:14:39,550 I guess. 192 00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:43,350 I know. I bet it's one of those fork TVs. 193 00:14:46,290 --> 00:14:49,050 Fork? Yes, very high resolution. 194 00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:51,570 Fork. 195 00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:57,030 Wait, uh... I... I think you mean 4K. 196 00:14:58,120 --> 00:15:00,260 Okay. It's not. 197 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:50,270 That's just a game we play here in the man cave. 198 00:15:51,070 --> 00:15:54,190 Yeah, it's called Little Girl Shush. 199 00:15:54,530 --> 00:15:55,870 Oh, thank you, Mr. Man! 200 00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,750 Shush! Little girl, is he fun? 201 00:15:59,710 --> 00:16:00,710 No more games! 202 00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:04,910 Sorry. 203 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:09,850 So, what are you going to do now? Just go in there and get him? 204 00:16:10,590 --> 00:16:12,270 No, that would be stupid. 205 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:15,750 You would never fit through the front door. 206 00:16:16,490 --> 00:16:17,750 We're going to have to go on the back way. 207 00:16:19,570 --> 00:16:20,570 All right, go. 208 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:21,690 Let's go. 209 00:16:33,850 --> 00:16:34,850 No. 210 00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,110 No way. 211 00:16:36,690 --> 00:16:37,690 You did? 212 00:16:37,790 --> 00:16:38,790 What happened? 213 00:16:39,070 --> 00:16:41,990 Maurice just broke into the home for the elderly and stole all... 214 00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:09,910 Now, what is it? 215 00:17:10,349 --> 00:17:11,410 What do you want? 216 00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:13,589 Well, 217 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:16,310 I was just curious. 218 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:22,230 Are you a nurse cohort like a couple? 219 00:17:22,829 --> 00:17:27,369 Did you just laugh? 220 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:35,290 Yeah. I was just laughing at Captain Man and Kid Danger on the TV. 221 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:40,910 I don't see what's so funny about them. 222 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:46,210 So, have you and Nurse Cohort ever gone on a date? 223 00:17:47,630 --> 00:17:54,410 Not an official date, but Nurse Cohort and I have one of those will 224 00:17:54,410 --> 00:17:56,130 -they -won't -they relationships. 225 00:17:57,870 --> 00:17:59,810 Yeah, not really. 226 00:18:00,590 --> 00:18:04,710 What? Are you going to pretend that you don't have a little crush on me? I don't 227 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:08,910 have to pretend I don't have any kind of crush on you. 228 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,000 Well, why not? 229 00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,640 I mean, is it me? 230 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,940 Yeah. Oh. 231 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:18,600 Oh, I see. 232 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,640 And who, pray tell, do you have a crush on? 233 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:27,460 Well... Captain Man! 234 00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:28,920 Him! 235 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,460 Yeah, I think he's cute. 236 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,020 She's not wrong. 237 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,500 You shut up! 238 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,200 Why don't you say that to my face? 239 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:40,040 I just did. 240 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:43,400 Turn around. 241 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:44,920 Turn around. 242 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:47,340 Don't see that point of that. 243 00:18:49,740 --> 00:18:51,940 Turn around and keep your head up. 244 00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:54,360 Keep my head up. 245 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,930 president up through the roof and somewhere over the rainbow where 246 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:39,890 okay all right okay we'll drop them 247 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,160 Your poem. What do you mean? 248 00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:48,140 Nice face, Paul. 249 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,720 Hey. 250 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,040 Hey, can I borrow that for a second? 251 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:52,260 Sure. Thank you. 252 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,540 Hey, Minyak. What? 253 00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:55,860 No, no, no, no. 254 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,640 No, don't use my own heliometer. That's to me. 255 00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:00,160 Why shouldn't I? 256 00:21:00,540 --> 00:21:01,660 What's true on the nose? 257 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,300 Tell it to the bluebirds. 258 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:05,960 Over the rainbow. 259 00:21:41,070 --> 00:21:42,330 Is anyone I know dead? 17445