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Hey, hey, here comes Piper. Let's all
get quieter or else she'll blow that
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horn.
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Okay, people, quiet down.
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But we were already quiet.
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Okay, this meeting of the band fans will
now begin.
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Our first order of business should be
to... Jasper, why are you even here?
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Yeah, you're not a man fan.
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Well, I just figured since you guys are
so into Captain Man and Kid Danger, I
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could, you know, teach you a few things.
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Uh, we're experts on Captain Man and Kid
Danger.
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Yeah, what do you know?
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Oh, you know, just...
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Stuff like, uh... Well, did you know
that Captain Man likes his french fries
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hot, but his ketchup... Cold.
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Uh, how would you know that?
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I have my ways.
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Oh, and I bet you guys don't know that
Kid Danger can touch his elbows behind
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his back.
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Oh, big deal. My brother can do that,
too.
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Hey, I... I was talking about Kid
Danger. You brought up your brother, not
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okay?
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I did nothing wrong.
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Okay.
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Now let's talk about Captain Man's
favorite, Benny Get the Door.
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Yes, Madam President.
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Oh, hello.
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I'm from Babaloo Balloons.
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It's a man.
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Thank you.
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What you need? Well, someone ordered
balloons for your man -fan meeting
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Uh, hey, did any of you guys order
balloons?
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I did not. It wasn't me. Sorry, but...
Oh, now you're in my house.
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was working this morning.
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Get me out of this thing.
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Do
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you
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know how uncomfortable it is in there?
No, but I'm sure you're going to tell
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Aren't you nurse cohort?
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Nurse cohort? cohort.
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She's the assistant to...
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Minyak!
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My name is Dr.
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Minyak! You guys! He's dangerous!
Everyone out of here!
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Well then, would you children like to
see what Dr. Minyak can do with helium?
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I don't know. I guess so.
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Yes. Watch what happens when I use my
heliometer to heliomatize this balloon
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filled with...
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Isn't it obvious?
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We're taking you hostage.
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Hostage? Piper, call Captain Man. Yes,
oh yes.
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Let's do call Captain Man.
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What did you just do?
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I thought you wanted me to slap you
five.
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No, I want my phone.
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Give me my phone.
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It's in your pocket.
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No, it's not. If it were in my pocket,
don't you think I'd know that it was in
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my pocket?
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Is it in your pocket?
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A few more. All right.
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All right, all right.
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Oh, hey, wait for the girls. Hey, look
at all those hot girls on the beach. Hot
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girls. Hey, girls.
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Hey, girls.
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Come on, get into it.
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You're embarrassing me in front of girls
that don't exist.
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Oh, come on. Show me some emotion.
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Give me some feels, baby.
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Yeah, come on, Henry. We're on the beach
in Hawaii.
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No, we're not.
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I feel dumb.
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Hey, do you have any idea how many
people wish that they were going to be
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featured in the new Swellview calendar?
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Well, go find them.
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I don't want to do this.
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Hey, look, everybody. Charlotte's
complaining. That's fresh.
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Hey, hotline call. Yeah.
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Schwoz, Charlotte, get over there so you
won't be seen.
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Okay.
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This is Captain Man and Kid Danger.
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What is your emergency?
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Actually, it's your emergency.
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Minyak! Doctor Minyak!
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You're no doctor.
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You're just evil.
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Ah, those two things aren't mutually
exclusive, you know.
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What does that mean?
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It means a person can be a doctor and
evil all at the same time.
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Yeah, well, nobody likes you.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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I think Dr. Minyak is at my house.
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Okay.
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Is your mom home?
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Oh, why?
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I don't know. I just think about her a
lot. But, Ray.
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Hey, now. Where did you go?
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I demand attention.
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All right, Minyak.
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Where are you?
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Who? Me? Oh, I just happened to be at
the house. of the president of your man
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fans.
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Pike.
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Wait, what was that? What did he say?
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I think he was going to say pineapple.
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Pineapple. Pineapple. I love pineapple.
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Pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple.
Pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple.
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Pineapple.
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Pineapple.
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It all just kind of happened. I wanted
an after school job, but then an
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indestructible superhero hired me to be
his sidekick.
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Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.
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know exactly where you are so you just
wait right there like a good little jerk
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and we'll be there in a few minutes with
our fifth four feet yeah
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it's gonna be a real festival a what
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wait what'd you say i said festival you
know like like like a festival with
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fists oh god that's so stupid this is
not your stupid hey you know you should
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have said no
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Because we're bringing some punch.
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Ah, yes, punch. That's very clever.
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I'm so bored.
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Maybe we should leave.
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Nah, they're going to need us
eventually.
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Just come on, let's go attack Minyak.
Let's do it.
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No!
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If you two super zeroes don't stay right
where you are, this kid flies.
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I mean flies.
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You see, if I use this to blast the
helium in those balloons, it will
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geometrically increase their heliosity.
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And then your president will fly
straight up through the ceiling and she
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stop until she hits the moon.
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The moon?
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All right, now. Okay, you listen to me,
Dr. Minyak. If you hurt that girl,
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you're dead meat.
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Not that I know that girl personally.
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I just care so much because it's my job
to care about people like that girl in
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that chair who I do not know.
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No, you listen.
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For the next three hours, my minions
will be traveling all over Swellview,
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robbing, stealing, burgling all the evil
gerunds.
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And the two of you will do nothing to
stop me because I'm watching you, Kid
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Danger and Captain Man.
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And if you leave my view...
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the police.
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If you call the police, the girl flies.
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I thought that was going to work.
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There, there, there.
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Is this yours?
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No. Okay.
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Guys!
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Guys.
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Jeez.
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Gross. Spray my face.
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Just listen. Ross and I think we know a
way that you can go stop Dr. Maniac.
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We can't go anywhere.
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We have to stay here.
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No. Dr.
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Maniac just has to think you're here.
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Then how can we... Just wait there.
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I'll be back. Wait, what?
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Just tell us what the plan is.
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What are you two talking about?
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Just cheeses.
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Cheeses that we enjoy.
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Yeah, I'm into cheddar.
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I like manchego, a hard Spanish cheese.
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Well, I hate cheese, especially Spanish
ones that are hard.
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And I hate you.
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Ah, fair enough. We appreciate the
feedback.
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Go ahead and distract Minyak.
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Got it. Bye.
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Yes? Hello?
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Hi. I'm selling AA batteries.
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You're selling what?
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Okay, now, he's not looking. Quick,
hurry.
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Okay. How's this work? What does it do?
It will make Minyak think you're still
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in the man cave.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Sir, you can find a great use for these
batteries.
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They're small enough to fit into
flashlights or, like, for multiple
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I mean, they're way better than the Z
batteries or the 9 -volt batteries.
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I despise all batteries.
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This is the best you can do, Schwarz!
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upsetting. And now.
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Yes, my two friends being good little
boys.
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It's working.
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Now hurry, go rescue Piper and Jasper.
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Right. Let's go.
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First cohort, quick, come look at this.
Look at what?
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The quality of the picture on this
television. Isn't it fabulous?
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I guess.
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I know. I bet it's one of those fork
TVs.
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Fork? Yes, very high resolution.
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Fork.
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Wait, uh... I... I think you mean 4K.
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Okay. It's not.
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That's just a game we play here in the
man cave.
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Yeah, it's called Little Girl Shush.
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Oh, thank you, Mr. Man!
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Shush! Little girl, is he fun?
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No more games!
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Sorry.
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So, what are you going to do now? Just
go in there and get him?
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No, that would be stupid.
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You would never fit through the front
door.
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We're going to have to go on the back
way.
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All right, go.
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Let's go.
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No.
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No way.
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You did?
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What happened?
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Maurice just broke into the home for the
elderly and stole all...
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Now, what is it?
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What do you want?
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Well,
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I was just curious.
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Are you a nurse cohort like a couple?
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Did you just laugh?
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Yeah. I was just laughing at Captain Man
and Kid Danger on the TV.
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I don't see what's so funny about them.
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So, have you and Nurse Cohort ever gone
on a date?
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Not an official date, but Nurse Cohort
and I have one of those will
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-they -won't -they relationships.
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Yeah, not really.
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What? Are you going to pretend that you
don't have a little crush on me? I don't
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have to pretend I don't have any kind of
crush on you.
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Well, why not?
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I mean, is it me?
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Yeah. Oh.
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Oh, I see.
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And who, pray tell, do you have a crush
on?
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Well... Captain Man!
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Him!
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Yeah, I think he's cute.
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She's not wrong.
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You shut up!
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Why don't you say that to my face?
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I just did.
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Turn around.
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Turn around.
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Don't see that point of that.
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Turn around and keep your head up.
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Keep my head up.
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president up through the roof and
somewhere over the rainbow where
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okay all right okay we'll drop them
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Your poem. What do you mean?
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Nice face, Paul.
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Hey.
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Hey, can I borrow that for a second?
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Sure. Thank you.
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Hey, Minyak. What?
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No, no, no, no.
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No, don't use my own heliometer. That's
to me.
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Why shouldn't I?
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What's true on the nose?
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Tell it to the bluebirds.
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Over the rainbow.
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Is anyone I know dead?
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