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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,249 --> 00:00:10,249 Pocket knife. 2 00:00:11,170 --> 00:00:12,430 Succulent. Bag of noodles. 3 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:13,650 Thank you. 4 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:15,350 Protractor. Mothballs. 5 00:00:16,090 --> 00:00:17,009 Lighter fluid. 6 00:00:17,010 --> 00:00:18,510 Chinese crayons. Hey! 7 00:00:20,130 --> 00:00:21,130 All right. 8 00:00:22,170 --> 00:00:23,170 Pocket knife. 9 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:24,610 Succulent. Bag of noodles. 10 00:00:24,830 --> 00:00:25,828 Thank you. 11 00:00:25,830 --> 00:00:27,010 Protractor. Mothballs. 12 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:28,049 Lighter fluid. 13 00:00:28,050 --> 00:00:29,730 Chinese crayons. Hey! 14 00:00:31,930 --> 00:00:32,889 Hey, guys! 15 00:00:32,890 --> 00:00:33,930 Hey, Char. Hey, Charlotte. 16 00:00:34,350 --> 00:00:36,050 Wait, I thought you were having dinner with your parents tonight. 17 00:00:36,460 --> 00:00:39,400 I did. I just came back because I forgot my sweater. Oh, sweater. 18 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,300 Fuckin' heck. 19 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:44,640 Succulent. Bag of noodles. 20 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,140 Hey, what are you guys doing? 21 00:00:47,440 --> 00:00:48,880 Oh, we're putting together care packages. 22 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:52,380 And then we're going to send them to the Swillview Home for Runaway Teens. 23 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:55,620 Protractor. Mothballs. Whoa, hold up. 24 00:00:55,860 --> 00:00:56,860 Why? 25 00:00:58,140 --> 00:01:00,480 Swillview Home for Runaway Teens shut down. 26 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:01,840 It closed. 27 00:01:02,900 --> 00:01:05,180 Well, what happened to all the Runaway Teens? 28 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,720 They ran away. 29 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,640 What? Dang it. I can't believe they wasted all this time. 30 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:12,640 Well, maybe we can give all this stuff to another charity. 31 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,340 No, no. What's the point? They're just going to run away, too. 32 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:19,620 Let's just throw all this junk in a dumpster. Yeah, throw it away. 33 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:22,420 Come on. We don't have to toss it all out. 34 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,780 Hey, looks like we're getting a video message. 35 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:26,878 I'll take it out. 36 00:01:26,880 --> 00:01:28,460 Schwoz, clean up all this junk. 37 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:29,378 Aye, aye. 38 00:01:29,380 --> 00:01:31,440 Now, hey, Jasper, you clean up all this junk. 39 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,800 But Ray told you to do it. What did you say? 40 00:01:35,870 --> 00:01:37,870 Why don't I clean up the junk? I thought so. 41 00:01:39,890 --> 00:01:40,890 Let's see. 42 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:47,470 Looks like it's a video from... It's from Frankini! 43 00:01:47,950 --> 00:01:48,950 What? Who? 44 00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:50,250 Frankini, I want to see! 45 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:54,530 Hi! 46 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:57,570 Yeah. Now you clean up the junk. 47 00:01:57,990 --> 00:01:58,990 Okay, okay. 48 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:03,050 Come on, come on. Play the video. Yeah, it's Frankini. 49 00:02:03,270 --> 00:02:04,710 Okay, give me a second. It's got to download. 50 00:02:25,450 --> 00:02:26,650 It's just because he's old. Yeah. 51 00:02:27,910 --> 00:02:28,910 Excuse me? 52 00:02:29,110 --> 00:02:33,350 Hmm? What? Oh, I didn't... Look, I didn't mean like you're too... I'm not 53 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:34,670 I'm like a kid. 54 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:36,890 I'm like a big kid. 55 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,470 Yeah, I mean, you're young. 56 00:02:39,770 --> 00:02:42,030 You're very, very, very, very young. 57 00:02:42,410 --> 00:02:43,490 That's right, I'm young. 58 00:02:44,810 --> 00:02:47,070 When I send text messages, I use emojis. 59 00:02:47,710 --> 00:02:50,930 And I don't use capital letters or decent punctuation. 60 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:54,350 I have sneakers that light up in the back. 61 00:03:01,190 --> 00:03:04,590 Yes. He's one of the most famous people on the internet. 62 00:03:04,830 --> 00:03:08,150 He makes all these super funny videos that millions of people watch. And he 63 00:03:08,150 --> 00:03:09,550 lives somewhere here in 12 years. 64 00:03:10,050 --> 00:03:12,050 Oh, you guys are talking about Frankini. 65 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:14,250 I know who Frankini is. 66 00:03:15,110 --> 00:03:16,110 I'm not old. 67 00:03:17,150 --> 00:03:18,730 Just play the video. Here it comes. 68 00:03:30,540 --> 00:03:31,540 the world come to. 69 00:03:31,820 --> 00:03:32,840 Just kidding. 70 00:03:33,060 --> 00:03:35,600 I'm having a party. And you're invited. 71 00:03:36,480 --> 00:03:37,480 Yes! 72 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,300 Captain Man and Kid Danger. 73 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:47,820 Yes! Oh, come on. Don't be upset, guys. 74 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:49,420 At least me and Ray get to go. 75 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:56,740 So, my private party is going to be this Saturday night at the Frankini Club. 76 00:03:57,100 --> 00:04:01,330 And there's going to be snacks and beverages and... party games and fresh 77 00:04:01,330 --> 00:04:04,770 and a bear and a hammock and cheese. Digital fireworks! 78 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:11,850 What is wrong with that guy? 79 00:04:14,710 --> 00:04:16,750 I really like fireworks. 80 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:22,290 Okay, so see you guys at my party. Text you the address. 81 00:04:22,570 --> 00:04:23,389 Be what? 82 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:24,390 Yourself! 83 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:37,160 Like it's gonna be me and Ray this Saturday. 84 00:04:37,900 --> 00:04:42,560 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. God dang my life. 85 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:44,960 What's wrong? What's the matter? 86 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:48,060 I gotta babysit my dumb sister this Saturday. 87 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:49,600 You mean Piper? 88 00:04:49,640 --> 00:04:50,640 What? 89 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,340 No, I mean my dumb sister Bacon. 90 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,060 Okay, well, that wasn't nice. 91 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:03,440 But since you're my bud, I will babysit Piper this Saturday so you can go to 92 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,440 Frankini's party. 93 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:10,580 But I don't think my parents are going to trust one of my friends to watch 94 00:05:10,580 --> 00:05:11,580 Piper. Oh, yeah. 95 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,100 Well, 96 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:15,320 if you want, I'll babysit Piper. You will? 97 00:05:16,060 --> 00:05:17,260 Thank you, oh my God! 98 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,300 Hurts, doesn't it? 99 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:25,660 Okay, Ray. 100 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:29,920 Looks like it's going to be you and me this Saturday night partying it up with 101 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:30,920 Ray Keeney. 102 00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,960 Yeah, that party's going to be off to his now. 103 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,600 Off to what? 104 00:05:38,190 --> 00:05:39,190 The his -no. 105 00:05:39,530 --> 00:05:40,970 Off the his -no, yo. 106 00:05:43,110 --> 00:05:44,110 That's not an expression. 107 00:05:45,230 --> 00:05:46,230 Yes, it is. 108 00:05:47,290 --> 00:05:48,850 I heard some teenagers say it at the mall. 109 00:05:49,470 --> 00:05:50,690 We don't go to malls anymore. 110 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:51,910 We shop online. 111 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:53,750 That's a lie. 112 00:05:55,030 --> 00:05:59,550 And I say the Frankini's party is going to be off the his -no. That's not a 113 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:00,630 thing. It's a thing now. 114 00:06:01,410 --> 00:06:03,570 We'll do it live. It's a thing now. 115 00:06:05,350 --> 00:06:06,710 Nope. Still not a thing. 116 00:06:15,760 --> 00:06:16,780 Okay, now you just sounded insane. 117 00:06:18,820 --> 00:06:21,060 Look, it's already 9 o 'clock, so I'm going to go to bed. 118 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:24,680 Love you. 119 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:26,540 Maybe I don't want to be loved by you right now. 120 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:32,120 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an 121 00:06:32,120 --> 00:06:37,020 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and 122 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:37,899 fight crime. 123 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:38,900 Feels good. 124 00:07:04,580 --> 00:07:05,580 Come on. 125 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,319 Come on! 126 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:12,220 I'm right behind you. Calm your kiwis. Uh, no, I will not calm my kiwis, 127 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:14,880 this kid's about to kick it with Frankini. 128 00:07:15,380 --> 00:07:18,460 Okay, so you can't kick it with Frankini if your kiwis are calm? 129 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:20,900 I cannot. 130 00:07:24,490 --> 00:07:25,490 All right, you see the doorbell? 131 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:30,990 Uh... Should be around here somewhere. 132 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:33,550 Hey, look at that. Huh? 133 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:35,170 What's that? 134 00:07:37,090 --> 00:07:38,610 Some kind of rope. 135 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,590 With a sign on the end of it. 136 00:07:42,970 --> 00:07:43,970 That says, yank it. 137 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:47,910 So, what do you think we should do? 138 00:07:49,750 --> 00:07:50,750 Yank it! 139 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:58,680 That says to yank it. 140 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:00,580 I'm going to yank it. 141 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:06,520 Oh, 142 00:08:08,780 --> 00:08:10,640 I can't believe you yanked it. 143 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,260 You told us to. You're fine, encouraged us. 144 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:18,000 Well, you know what they always say. 145 00:08:20,380 --> 00:08:21,380 No, what? 146 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:23,620 Huh? 147 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,660 What do they always say? 148 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:52,710 This is where Frankini does all his live streams from. 149 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:54,330 Yep. 150 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:56,230 Hmm. 151 00:08:56,730 --> 00:08:59,430 Well, where's the party? How come no one's here? 152 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:01,290 I don't know. 153 00:09:02,450 --> 00:09:03,710 Frankini! Frankini! 154 00:09:06,970 --> 00:09:08,750 Where is he? Are we early? 155 00:09:09,010 --> 00:09:11,990 I said 9 o 'clock and it's already... 9 .05. 156 00:09:13,530 --> 00:09:14,670 Where's Frankini? 157 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:16,170 I don't know where he is. Maybe he's in the... 158 00:09:21,420 --> 00:09:22,420 That was weird. 159 00:09:22,540 --> 00:09:23,540 So weird. 160 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:29,200 You know, generally, you feel somebody tap you on the shoulder, you turn 161 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:32,380 There's a person there. That's what I'm saying. Right. So, I don't know. 162 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:38,280 This is freaking me out. 163 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,740 Could we be imagining the tapping? 164 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,180 How could we imagine something simultaneously? 165 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,070 Where's the party? 166 00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,610 The what? 167 00:10:00,370 --> 00:10:02,430 The party. 168 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:08,090 Wait, are you guys talking about the party that I'm having next Saturday 169 00:10:08,410 --> 00:10:09,410 What? 170 00:10:09,570 --> 00:10:14,170 Next? Uh, we, uh, we were pretty sure you said it was tonight. 171 00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:16,350 Bikini! 172 00:10:17,670 --> 00:10:20,470 Bikini! Pardon me a moment. What is it? 173 00:10:20,950 --> 00:10:22,190 I got the underwear. 174 00:10:22,550 --> 00:10:23,950 Want me to give it to him? 175 00:10:26,380 --> 00:10:27,820 These aren't the male models. 176 00:10:28,120 --> 00:10:30,860 What? Male models? 177 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:34,260 This is Captain Man and Kid Danger. 178 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Gentlemen, 179 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:42,900 this is my obtuse assistant, Goomer. 180 00:10:43,340 --> 00:10:49,560 Hello. I used to hang out with Frankini's sister, but that's a long 181 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:56,430 Captain Man and Kid Danger were male models? 182 00:10:57,510 --> 00:11:04,410 Uh... Because they're 183 00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:08,010 both so handsome and physically fit. 184 00:11:09,670 --> 00:11:10,750 Well, well now. 185 00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:14,230 First of all, thank you very much. We do get that a lot. Yeah, we do our best 186 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:15,350 to... Guilty! 187 00:11:15,590 --> 00:11:18,130 We look good. 188 00:11:19,270 --> 00:11:22,310 So, uh, what do you need male models for? 189 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:23,570 What you got going on? Oh. 190 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:31,110 Well, because of my internet fame, I started my own business, and 191 00:11:31,110 --> 00:11:33,390 this is my first product. 192 00:11:34,550 --> 00:11:36,630 Partial mannequins? No. 193 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:37,990 Silly bees. 194 00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:39,930 Franchini bottoms. 195 00:11:40,550 --> 00:11:43,590 A new revolution in man's underwear. 196 00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:48,130 Wow. Yeah, I see that. I see that now. Nice. Brightly colored. 197 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,210 Longer than traditional underwear. 198 00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:54,730 Thank you, guys. And believe me, I totally get that you guys are way too 199 00:11:54,730 --> 00:11:56,870 important to want to do male modeling. 200 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:00,270 Well, 201 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,010 I'm not saying that we want to. No, I don't. 202 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:04,870 If it would help you out. 203 00:12:05,290 --> 00:12:08,250 I'd probably do it. I'd do it. I'd do it. I'd do it. 204 00:12:08,470 --> 00:12:09,470 Oh, my God. 205 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:21,450 You've killed the caterpillar. 206 00:12:22,030 --> 00:12:26,370 You said we'd never mention Legsy again. 207 00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:32,290 So, you want us to put on your underwear? 208 00:12:33,130 --> 00:12:34,350 Yes, yes. 209 00:12:35,070 --> 00:12:38,490 Goomer, take them to the changing room so they can put on the Frankini bottoms 210 00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,090 and we can start the photo shoot. 211 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,190 Okay, come on, fellas. 212 00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:01,060 He's going to be okay. 213 00:13:03,060 --> 00:13:04,060 Yeah. 214 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:10,820 Follow Goomer and put on the Frankini bottom so the real party can stop. 215 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:17,160 Oh, I really do sound menacing. 216 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:59,240 I have a handball with your mom and the Carsons, and I use my handball rag for 217 00:13:59,240 --> 00:14:00,240 when I sweat. 218 00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:02,180 There's someone at the door. 219 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:05,340 Will you get it? I can't. I'm watching Pimples pop. 220 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,840 Hi. 221 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,740 Henry's not here. I know. I'm here to babysit Piper. Piper doesn't need a 222 00:14:13,740 --> 00:14:15,180 babysitter. You do, too. 223 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,699 Come in, Charlotte. 224 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,040 Thanks. Oh, gross! 225 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,600 It hit the mirror! 226 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,040 Um, what is this? 227 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,080 Ah, that's my handball rag. 228 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,430 use that for when i sweat i sweat a lot 229 00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:36,330 i'm coming dude 230 00:14:36,330 --> 00:14:40,550 you better go dude i know oh wait is there anything i should know before you 231 00:14:40,550 --> 00:14:45,150 leave oh uh yeah uh do you have our neighbor's phone number no do you know 232 00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:49,610 the first aid kit is uh i don't oh uh all right uh do you know how to use the 233 00:14:49,610 --> 00:14:54,530 fire extinguisher no where is it you girls have fun 234 00:15:08,969 --> 00:15:10,370 Frankini? No. 235 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,850 I don't know if we should be doing all this to Captain Man and Kid Danger. 236 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:20,950 What is the record for the most people ever watching a live stream at one time? 237 00:15:21,450 --> 00:15:22,450 9 .8 million. 238 00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:29,050 Correct. And to break that record, I need to use Captain Man and Kid Danger. 239 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:33,190 But they seem so nice. I don't care if they're nice. 240 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:43,939 Indian underwear. 241 00:15:43,940 --> 00:15:47,160 Yeah. These are off the hands now. 242 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:49,380 Thanks, fellas. 243 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,700 Yeah. Quick question, though. Quick question. Yeah. 244 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:55,540 Why are there little batteries in these underwear? 245 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,840 Yeah, we've never worn underwear with batteries in them. 246 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:04,840 Well, I could answer that question. Or you guys could start being 247 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,480 male models. 248 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,940 Male models. Let's take some pics. 249 00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:16,220 Go stand over there on your mark. 250 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,380 On our mark. Photography talk. 251 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,480 Here you go. 252 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:22,180 Thank you. 253 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,220 Oh, what's that? 254 00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,040 Well, this is a Domitron. 255 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:29,780 Yeah, it's a Domitron. Oh. Yeah, no, I was about to say that. 256 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:34,120 My uncle has a couple of those, yeah. So you boys know what a Domitron does? 257 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,500 Oh, yeah, yeah. 258 00:16:35,660 --> 00:16:39,060 I've actually worked with several photographers that own Domitrons. Yeah, 259 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:43,680 Well, you know, I don't really know what a Domitron does. I have no idea what a 260 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:44,680 Domitron does. 261 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,000 Frankly, we're just excited to be male models. Yeah, this underwear feels good. 262 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,920 Why don't I demonstrate the dom -tron? 263 00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,440 Sorry? Okay, all right, all right, good. 264 00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,000 Why don't we give him a few good action hero poses? 265 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,239 Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 266 00:16:58,240 --> 00:16:59,240 Yeah. 267 00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:05,960 And here goes Frankini. 268 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:14,460 Why can't I move? 269 00:17:15,079 --> 00:17:19,540 Yeah. I can't move either. Well, that's right, gentlemen. You can't move, but 270 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,339 you can... Squat bottle! 271 00:17:22,319 --> 00:17:23,319 What? 272 00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:27,720 What's going on? Why am I squat bottling? Because I can control you now. 273 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:30,440 Well, I don't want a squat bottle. 274 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,680 Okay. 275 00:17:32,340 --> 00:17:36,880 All right. I don't know what you're... No more talking. 276 00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:40,660 Instead, why don't we sing... 277 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,339 I've done it. 278 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:59,220 I'm sorry, Captain Man and Kid Danger, but I'm afraid that you're my puppets 279 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,220 now. 280 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,300 And I am the puppet master. 281 00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:08,860 What is it? 282 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,960 Can they hear what you're saying? 283 00:18:12,260 --> 00:18:13,640 Yes, they can hear me. 284 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:16,920 They just can't respond unless I allow them to. 285 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:20,580 Well, shouldn't you explain to them why you're doing all this? 286 00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,480 That's what they always do in the movies. 287 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:36,780 You see, boys, the world record for the greatest number of people watching a 288 00:18:36,780 --> 00:18:40,260 live stream is 9 .8 million. 289 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:46,740 And I am going to smash that record by live streaming video of the two of you 290 00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:49,420 doing all sorts of silly and embarrassing activities. 291 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,080 Great plan, is that all? 292 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:55,520 I am so glad I made you ask that. 293 00:18:57,960 --> 00:19:03,070 To make sure we have as many viewers as possible, I'm going to promise everyone 294 00:19:03,070 --> 00:19:04,490 a special treat. 295 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,250 What's a special treat? 296 00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:09,310 Hold on one second. 297 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:16,570 You already know what it is! 298 00:19:21,530 --> 00:19:22,870 But I'll say it anyway. 299 00:19:23,470 --> 00:19:26,530 When we get to 10 million viewers... 300 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:32,590 The two of you are going to tear off your masks and reveal your true 301 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:33,930 to the world. 302 00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:38,210 Hey, for dinner, can we have pork and beans? 303 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:39,410 Yes, and... 304 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,590 Live stream fun. 305 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:28,690 Do you boys like musical theater? 306 00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:44,430 Now, from the top. Three little maids from school are we Bird is a schoolgirl, 307 00:20:44,530 --> 00:20:49,430 well can be Built to the brim with girlish glee Three little maids from 308 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:52,590 Everything is a source of fun 309 00:20:55,530 --> 00:20:56,690 safe, but we care for none. 21379