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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,899 --> 00:00:11,860 And according to city officials, this mistake at Swellview Prison is the 2 00:00:11,860 --> 00:00:14,480 mistake in the history of prison mistakes. 3 00:00:15,380 --> 00:00:16,900 Wow, so disturbing. 4 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:21,720 And now we go live to Swellview Prison with reporter Barney Villaraigosa. 5 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:23,840 Want some soup? 6 00:00:24,340 --> 00:00:25,840 You don't share soup. 7 00:00:26,300 --> 00:00:27,960 I share soup with my mom. 8 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,260 Do I look like your mom? 9 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,120 I wish. 10 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:37,120 I'm here outside Swellview Prison with Mark Landry from the Prison Parole 11 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:38,300 Mr. Landry. 12 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,280 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 13 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:46,040 How could you have accidentally released one of the FBI's most dangerous 14 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:47,660 criminals by mistake? 15 00:00:48,260 --> 00:00:53,060 Yeah, um, see, today is Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, and my daughter 16 00:00:53,060 --> 00:00:57,580 was playing with my computer, and somehow she released Drex from prison. 17 00:00:58,060 --> 00:00:59,420 Again, I'm so sorry. 18 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:04,860 Molly, why would you release Drex knowing how dangerous he is? 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:06,200 I'm five. 20 00:01:09,020 --> 00:01:11,140 Kids sure do say the stupidest things. 21 00:01:12,240 --> 00:01:16,420 Uh, Barney, any news on the current location of this criminal named Drex? 22 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:21,240 Not at this time. But investigators are using all available resources to conduct 23 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,140 a complete search of literally everywhere. 24 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:30,220 Charlotte, I need you to log into the Mancopter's computer guidance system. 25 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,860 You're taking the man copter? I don't have time for questions. Where are you 26 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:35,300 going? To catch Drex. 27 00:01:35,600 --> 00:01:37,160 You answered her question. 28 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:43,120 What? You said you don't have time for questions, but I guess that only applies 29 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,120 to my questions. 30 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,160 Hey, thanks for understanding. 31 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,380 Okay, I'm locked into the man copter's computer. 32 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:55,340 Good. Settle weapons to ready position. 33 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:56,920 Locked and loaded. 34 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,720 Locked. 35 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,140 All right, I'm out of here. 36 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,980 Hang on. What? I got to go. 37 00:02:05,780 --> 00:02:08,840 Don't you want to wait for Henry? Yeah, Henry's not here. Do you want me to text 38 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,060 him and find out how far he is? No, no, no, no. 39 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:12,920 Why not? 40 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:15,620 Because I already contacted Henry. 41 00:02:16,140 --> 00:02:19,920 Yeah, and he said he's going to meet me there, so... Are you sure? 42 00:02:20,380 --> 00:02:22,180 Hey, look, that's Henry calling me right now. 43 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:23,840 Hi, Henry. 44 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:26,080 I didn't hear your phone ring. Me either. 45 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,300 It's set to silent. 46 00:02:29,310 --> 00:02:30,168 Sorry, Henry. 47 00:02:30,170 --> 00:02:31,990 Jasper was bothering me. What's that? Oh, you do? 48 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:34,430 So you're going to meet me there. Great. 49 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:38,290 So you're on the phone talking with Henry right now? 50 00:02:38,530 --> 00:02:39,530 Yeah, obvi. 51 00:02:40,710 --> 00:02:41,730 Sorry, Henry. I'm back. 52 00:02:42,170 --> 00:02:44,330 Great. So I'll meet you there. You're going to meet me where? 53 00:03:00,810 --> 00:03:01,569 in uniform. 54 00:03:01,570 --> 00:03:02,570 Uniform? 55 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:05,410 Yeah. Uh... What if all those extra weapons? 56 00:03:05,730 --> 00:03:07,710 I guess, uh... Hello? 57 00:03:08,010 --> 00:03:09,130 Oh, hey, Schwoz! 58 00:03:09,850 --> 00:03:12,250 Wait, your phone didn't ring. It's on silent. Ah. 59 00:03:12,790 --> 00:03:14,410 Uh, what's that you say, Schwoz? 60 00:03:14,830 --> 00:03:18,330 I should leave the man cave right now, and Henry and Charlotte and Jasper 61 00:03:18,330 --> 00:03:20,470 stay here and not ask me any questions? Good. 62 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:21,790 Good idea. 63 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:22,890 Here, I got the idea. 64 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,250 Right here. 65 00:03:26,670 --> 00:03:28,290 I gotta go, Schwoz. 66 00:03:29,230 --> 00:03:30,230 Winkler. 67 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:39,140 to leave before Henry got here. Oh, can you be quiet? 68 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,400 Ever? 69 00:03:41,140 --> 00:03:43,100 Ray, what's going on here? 70 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:47,560 Uh, dude, is there something going on? Tell me. I'm your sidekick. 71 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:49,440 I'm confused. 72 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:53,440 I thought your plan was to go find that guy, Drex, but not tell Henry so that 73 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,780 Henry would never know about it. 74 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:14,420 Talk to me. 75 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,220 Look, kid. 76 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,980 I gotta go fight a really bad guy, Drex. 77 00:04:19,940 --> 00:04:21,180 And I gotta fight him alone. 78 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:30,360 Why? Because I know Drex. He's extremely dangerous. He's bad on a whole other 79 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,360 level. 80 00:04:31,580 --> 00:04:32,580 Well, 81 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:33,619 how do you know him? 82 00:04:33,620 --> 00:04:34,620 I'm sorry, what? 83 00:04:35,780 --> 00:04:37,700 How do you know this guy, Drex? 84 00:04:38,980 --> 00:04:41,100 Just from, you know, from stuff. 85 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,680 From stuff? 86 00:04:47,480 --> 00:04:51,520 Why don't you just tell Henry that Rex used to be your sidekick? 87 00:04:52,980 --> 00:04:53,980 Schwoz! 88 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,120 You had a sidekick? 89 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:02,620 Before me? 90 00:05:15,300 --> 00:05:20,100 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and 91 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:20,939 fight crime. 92 00:05:20,940 --> 00:05:21,940 Feels good. 93 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,460 College. Up to two. 94 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:52,210 I can't believe this. I cannot believe this. Oh, you say that every week. 95 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,910 I don't know, I just, I always thought that I was your first sidekick. 96 00:05:56,650 --> 00:05:58,870 Well, you really had a sidekick before me? 97 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:04,130 You never told me? Well, no, but only because I didn't want you to know. 98 00:06:05,630 --> 00:06:08,610 Hey, hey, something's happening upstairs in Junk and Stuff. 99 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:25,220 down here to get changed for a 20 and then i just got distracted that was 45 100 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:32,100 minutes ago son give me the 101 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:36,300 proton grenade but it's so cool 102 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:52,180 He was your sidekick? 103 00:06:52,980 --> 00:06:54,240 Yes, for a little while. 104 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:59,100 Look, I hired Drex like nine years ago. It was before I even had this man cave. 105 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,000 Why'd you hire such a bad guy to be your sidekick? 106 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,340 Because he seemed perfect at the time. 107 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:08,840 Well, why? 108 00:07:09,500 --> 00:07:12,120 I mean, what made him so perfect? 109 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,060 Drex had it all. 110 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,340 Bravery. Extreme fighting skills. 111 00:07:18,860 --> 00:07:19,860 Hot mom. 112 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:22,440 Rave? Well, that's how it's yours. Ray! 113 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:26,700 So, why wasn't Drex the perfect sidekick? 114 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:32,000 Oh, well, found out that Drex has a dark side. 115 00:07:33,380 --> 00:07:34,380 Dark how? 116 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,120 Evil. 117 00:07:36,380 --> 00:07:37,380 Mean. 118 00:07:37,780 --> 00:07:38,780 Tardy. 119 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:41,300 Chewed with his mouth open, never flushed. 120 00:07:42,400 --> 00:07:48,280 And he was violent, cruel, and dangerous. And one day, Drex and I, we 121 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:49,199 it out. 122 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:50,200 You guys fought? 123 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:51,670 Oh, yeah. 124 00:07:51,850 --> 00:07:52,850 It was horrible. 125 00:07:53,630 --> 00:07:55,370 But, I mean, you won. 126 00:07:56,570 --> 00:07:57,570 Right? 127 00:07:58,870 --> 00:07:59,870 Barely. 128 00:08:00,150 --> 00:08:03,130 Barely? But you're, like, the best fighter in the whole world. 129 00:08:03,510 --> 00:08:04,510 Oh, no. 130 00:08:05,350 --> 00:08:06,650 Not better than Drex. 131 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:11,950 If I wasn't indestructible, believe me, I'd have been, you know, destructed. 132 00:08:13,390 --> 00:08:15,510 I can't believe I'm not your first sidekick. 133 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:17,070 Hey. 134 00:08:17,310 --> 00:08:19,910 You're my first sidekick that I really care about. 135 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,570 Oh, sure. Did you tell Drex that, too? 136 00:08:23,970 --> 00:08:24,970 No. 137 00:08:25,410 --> 00:08:26,410 Well, maybe. 138 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:29,430 Look, Drex and I were only together for a few months. 139 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:33,669 We never even... We never even fought crime together. 140 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:36,789 Did you think about it? 141 00:08:37,530 --> 00:08:39,010 Henry. Oh, God. 142 00:08:47,560 --> 00:08:48,560 On what news? 143 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:53,800 It says that mistakenly released criminal known only as Drex has been 144 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,540 North Swellview traveling south on East Avenue. 145 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,220 I know where he's going. 146 00:08:59,980 --> 00:09:01,100 The bakery district. 147 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,300 And when he gets there, he's going to have to deal with me. No. 148 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,320 He's going to have to deal with us. 149 00:09:07,540 --> 00:09:11,940 No chance. I'm going. Forget it. You can't. Give me one reason why I can't 150 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,000 Give me one reason. 151 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:17,450 Because... He used to be my sidekick, and now you're my sidekick, and if we're 152 00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:19,190 all there together, I don't know, man, it's just gonna be all weird. 153 00:09:20,010 --> 00:09:22,970 If you're going to see your old sidekick, then I'm going. 154 00:09:23,690 --> 00:09:26,210 Henry, I... Just let him go. Come on, man. 155 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:30,530 Fine. If you're coming with me, you better put this on. 156 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:32,130 What's this? 157 00:09:32,390 --> 00:09:35,050 It's a glove that shoots tranquilizing darts. 158 00:09:35,310 --> 00:09:37,190 You can use it to take down dregs. 159 00:09:37,430 --> 00:09:38,430 Okay. 160 00:09:39,670 --> 00:09:40,670 How's it work? 161 00:09:41,050 --> 00:09:42,830 Just aim it at Ray's neck. 162 00:09:43,420 --> 00:09:44,420 and pull the trigger. 163 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:51,620 Now, if I wasn't indestructible, that would have stuck in my neck and 164 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:54,340 enough hippo -grade tranquilizer to knock me out cold. 165 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,080 Where'd the duck go? 166 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,440 It's right here. 167 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:04,140 Charlotte, that's dangerous. Give it back to Schwoz. 168 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:16,790 Charlotte seems tired. 169 00:10:18,110 --> 00:10:21,230 Whatever. If you're coming with me, you better pop a gumball in your mouth and 170 00:10:21,230 --> 00:10:22,230 fast. Oh, yeah. 171 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:24,910 How will you find Rex in the bakery district? 172 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:26,710 There's only one place he'd go. 173 00:10:27,610 --> 00:10:28,750 And I know that place. 174 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:38,510 Okay. 175 00:10:38,650 --> 00:10:41,690 Let's go meet your first sidekick that you used to love. 176 00:10:43,800 --> 00:10:44,800 Ah, jeez. 177 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,060 You want a fan? 178 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:54,480 Nope. I probably wouldn't fan as good as Drex would. 179 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:57,460 Up the tube. 180 00:10:57,680 --> 00:10:58,680 I want a fan. 181 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:22,640 See anything? 182 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,620 Yes. 183 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:29,780 I see some cakes, some breads, various pies. 184 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,620 You know what I mean. Okay, there's nobody here. 185 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,340 All right? 186 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,180 Except for that dude behind the counter talking on his phone. 187 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:39,180 Hey, that dude happens to be Mr. 188 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:42,360 Schneider, the owner of this bakery. Oh, big whiff. It is a big whiff. 189 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,580 Why are we here? 190 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:48,520 Look, I know Drex is coming here. 191 00:11:49,710 --> 00:11:51,590 He loves this bakery as much as I do. 192 00:11:52,330 --> 00:11:55,250 How do you know he loves it? 193 00:11:56,630 --> 00:11:59,110 Because Drex and I used to... What? 194 00:12:02,830 --> 00:12:06,610 Did, uh... You and Drex used to come here? 195 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:08,690 Together? 196 00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:12,750 Yeah, okay, yes. We came here a couple of times. 197 00:12:13,830 --> 00:12:15,470 So, just like twice? 198 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:16,970 Yeah, twice. 199 00:12:18,830 --> 00:12:19,830 Twice a week. What? 200 00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:22,010 Look, I'm not talking about this anymore. 201 00:12:22,330 --> 00:12:23,790 Well, good. 202 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,090 Good. Good. 203 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:30,990 Oh. 204 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,250 Oh, wow. 205 00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:38,870 What? 206 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,110 Nut clusters. 207 00:12:41,950 --> 00:12:42,950 I'm sorry? 208 00:12:42,990 --> 00:12:46,450 It says, free nut clusters, just reach and hole. 209 00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:48,790 What's a nut cluster? 210 00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:54,610 Oh, man, imagine if a cookie and a brownie got married, fell into a 211 00:12:54,610 --> 00:12:58,510 pool full of caramel, and then just rolled around in a big old sack of nuts. 212 00:12:59,690 --> 00:13:06,010 Big old sack of... Wait, wait, wait! I don't want to wait! Just... Did Drex 213 00:13:06,010 --> 00:13:08,910 how much you love nut clusters? Oh, kid, you gotta stop being so jealous. No, 214 00:13:08,910 --> 00:13:13,830 I'm just asking, because... What if it's a trap? 215 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:23,810 Okay. Don't sneeze. 216 00:13:24,250 --> 00:13:25,250 Well, I'm allergic to nuts. 217 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:26,830 But I don't care. 218 00:13:26,910 --> 00:13:28,130 Wait, no, no. What if it's a trap? 219 00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:29,870 Oh. 220 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:31,230 Okay. 221 00:13:32,630 --> 00:13:34,990 We'll each just get one nut cluster. No, don't put your hand in the... 222 00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:41,590 Okay, what just happened? 223 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,150 I don't know. 224 00:13:43,430 --> 00:13:45,670 I can't pull my hand out. That's weird. 225 00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:48,050 I told you it could be a trap. 226 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,140 It's probably just broken. 227 00:13:50,340 --> 00:13:51,340 You know? 228 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:52,760 Defective. 229 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:58,240 Here, let's try a peanut butter one. No, don't put your other hand... Man. 230 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,620 Both these holes are defective. It's a trap. A trap for who? 231 00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,300 Oh, I don't know. You? 232 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,700 Us? Anyone dumb enough to stick both their hands in those holes? 233 00:14:08,260 --> 00:14:10,720 Just go tell Mr. Schneider to call a handyman. Hey. 234 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,660 Sure. Hey, Mr. Schneider, can you call a handyman? Because my friend really... 235 00:14:25,070 --> 00:14:26,070 Mr. Schneider. 236 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:29,930 What's going on? Who would have just rigged that? 237 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:34,250 You. 238 00:14:34,530 --> 00:14:35,530 You. 239 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:37,030 Who? 240 00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:39,530 Drex. 241 00:14:41,650 --> 00:14:43,230 Oh, poor Ray. 242 00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:45,550 Did you want a nut cluster? 243 00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:48,050 You know I did. 244 00:14:49,010 --> 00:14:50,010 Tease. 245 00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:53,550 Okay. That's it, jerk. 246 00:14:54,440 --> 00:14:55,440 On the ground. 247 00:14:56,220 --> 00:14:57,220 Right now. 248 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,980 What a nice pie. 249 00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:01,900 Share a slice with me? 250 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,580 Maybe I want my own slice. 251 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,180 Kid, stay away from him. Why? 252 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,820 We gotta take this guy in. 253 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:12,820 All right, this is a robbery. Now I want everybody. 254 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,640 Oh, jeez. 255 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,800 It's Captain Man and Kid Danger. 256 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,480 Both of you on the ground. You just love the ground, don't you? 257 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:24,780 Hello, idiots. 258 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:28,480 Would either of you morons like to share my pie? 259 00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,360 He called us morons. Yeah, I heard him. 260 00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,960 And I don't like your attitude. 261 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,980 Well, then, do something. 262 00:15:43,460 --> 00:15:44,460 Scary. 263 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,480 Almost dropped my pie. 264 00:15:54,030 --> 00:15:55,390 Now, where were we? 265 00:15:56,650 --> 00:15:57,650 Ah, yes. 266 00:15:58,010 --> 00:15:59,770 You and I were about to fight. 267 00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:02,490 Good. 268 00:16:02,850 --> 00:16:05,770 I just need to use the restroom first. 269 00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:22,630 So, Captain Man. 270 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,690 I spank your boyish sidekick. 271 00:16:26,630 --> 00:16:27,630 Some pie? 272 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:30,270 Nobody wants your filthy pie. 273 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:33,690 You're done, Drex. 274 00:16:34,050 --> 00:16:35,230 Careful, kid. Why? 275 00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,950 I'm the one with the cool thing on my wrist. 276 00:16:38,650 --> 00:16:41,870 So why should I... That's why. 277 00:16:43,890 --> 00:16:45,710 Hey! Fetch, boy. 278 00:16:53,290 --> 00:16:54,290 Well, show me respect. 279 00:16:54,550 --> 00:16:55,550 Yawn. 280 00:16:59,610 --> 00:17:01,450 Now, old friend. 281 00:17:01,970 --> 00:17:03,930 I have a gift for you. 282 00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:11,770 What is that? Some kind of crazy box with a wide hose bottom? 283 00:17:13,369 --> 00:17:14,510 Why don't I show you? 284 00:17:14,730 --> 00:17:15,729 No. 285 00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,050 Drex! Don't do it, Drex! No! 286 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:19,270 I made it! 287 00:17:19,530 --> 00:17:20,530 I got it. 288 00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:21,730 Drex! 289 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,880 Looks like you're going back to jail. 290 00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,130 You certainly showed that table. 291 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:44,630 Kid Danger! 292 00:19:44,810 --> 00:19:46,730 Kid! Kid Danger! 293 00:19:47,670 --> 00:19:49,330 Kid Danger ran out the door. 294 00:20:18,540 --> 00:20:22,840 why you should always check inside your toilet before sitting down. 295 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:27,540 And now it's the viral video everyone's talking about. 296 00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:33,260 As you can see, the fugitive known only as Drex is spanking our very own Kid 297 00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,260 Danger. 298 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:36,440 Spanky, spanky, spank your belly. 299 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,840 Spanky, spanky, spank your body. 300 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440 Hey, 301 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,040 make sure you get this on video. 302 00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:47,900 No, no. Wait, where was I? Don't do that. Ah, yes, that's right. 303 00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:00,370 How's your bottom? 304 00:21:00,950 --> 00:21:01,950 It's faint. 305 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,130 It still hurts. 306 00:21:04,550 --> 00:21:06,430 Dad, isn't the ice helping? 307 00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:09,810 No. The ice is just giving me numb butt. 308 00:21:11,810 --> 00:21:13,970 I can't cut through it. 309 00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:15,210 Dang it, why not? 310 00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:19,150 Because this helmet is made of neutronium, and it has three different 311 00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:20,450 thermomagnetonic locks. 312 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:24,190 The only way to open it is with a special electronic key. 313 00:21:24,530 --> 00:21:26,810 Did Drex give you a special electronic key? 314 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:31,040 Oh, yeah, sure. It's right here in my pocket. Let me just... No! He didn't 315 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:32,560 me a special electronic key! 316 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:38,160 Look, if you can't cut this helmet off, at least get this freakish nut cluster 317 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,160 trap off my hands. 318 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:41,300 Oh, I can get it off. 319 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280 What's he doing? 320 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:10,070 Yeah, because you're indestructible. And look, I got your hands free. 321 00:22:10,670 --> 00:22:13,430 That's right. So now I can gesture like this. 322 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:14,750 Go upstairs! 323 00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:18,350 Yes, sir. 324 00:22:19,670 --> 00:22:22,550 Uh, maybe you should go take a nap. 325 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,009 A nap? 326 00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:25,150 Drex is on the loose! 327 00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:28,030 I've got to get this stupid thing off my head until then! 328 00:22:28,490 --> 00:22:29,490 I'm useless. 329 00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:32,870 Oh, then I guess Henry's got to stop Drex. 330 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:35,550 Are you serious? 331 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,560 I can't take on Drex. 332 00:22:37,740 --> 00:22:38,760 Why not you can? 333 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:44,180 Because I tried to fight that guy and he stuffed me in cake batter and then 334 00:22:44,180 --> 00:22:45,180 spanked me. 335 00:22:48,740 --> 00:22:49,740 Where are you going? 336 00:22:49,980 --> 00:22:51,300 Home. Home? 337 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:55,560 Oh, come on, Henry. You can't just go home. Not when this town needs you most. 338 00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:57,600 This town needs a superhero. 339 00:22:58,860 --> 00:23:02,840 Or... At least a decent sidekick. 340 00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:05,020 With skills, sir. 341 00:23:06,480 --> 00:23:07,480 It was anything. 342 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160 I'm nothing. 343 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:13,460 I'm not even wearing pants. 344 00:23:26,060 --> 00:23:27,060 Here. 345 00:23:29,940 --> 00:23:30,940 Up to two. 346 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:37,490 I think Henry just quit his job. 347 00:23:38,170 --> 00:23:39,170 Oh, man. 348 00:23:39,730 --> 00:23:44,830 Well, you can't blame Henry. I mean, everyone expects him to act like a 349 00:23:44,830 --> 00:23:47,170 superhero, and he doesn't even have one superpower. 350 00:23:48,110 --> 00:23:51,990 Yeah. Well, maybe we need to fix that. 351 00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:55,170 Schwoz, I think it's time. 352 00:23:55,730 --> 00:23:57,370 For me to get my colonoscopy? 353 00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:58,669 What? No! 354 00:23:58,670 --> 00:24:00,890 Gross! But my colon! 355 00:24:02,050 --> 00:24:04,770 I want you to call Schwab and Costello. 356 00:24:05,710 --> 00:24:06,710 Schwa -who? 357 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:09,290 Two very powerful people from my homeland. 358 00:24:12,950 --> 00:24:17,310 Oh, man, I am exhausted. Ray, no! Wait, wait, wait! 359 00:24:19,170 --> 00:24:21,150 Why is this couch so lumpy? 360 00:24:23,570 --> 00:24:24,130 And 361 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:31,830 now 362 00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:34,530 it's the viral video everyone's talking about. 363 00:24:38,110 --> 00:24:39,670 Stupid news. 364 00:24:44,490 --> 00:24:45,370 Stupid 365 00:24:45,370 --> 00:24:52,810 reaction 366 00:24:52,810 --> 00:24:53,810 to the news. 367 00:25:46,340 --> 00:25:50,000 I'd like you to meet Robert and Costello. 368 00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:55,100 It's an honor to meet you. I'm sure you've heard much about me. 369 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,160 I love your hair. 370 00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,780 Thank you. Would you like it? 371 00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:16,980 he wants to come or not. 372 00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:18,240 Okay. 373 00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:23,520 Robert, Costello, Captain Ed will look after you until I return. 374 00:26:36,360 --> 00:26:37,360 After Tim! 375 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:42,700 Well, you're probably interested in my story. 376 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,580 You see, my dad was an irresponsible... 377 00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:04,560 Okay, Stephanie. 378 00:27:04,820 --> 00:27:07,160 Now show everyone your impression of Kid Danger. 379 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,960 Do not come in. 380 00:27:31,140 --> 00:27:32,320 Hey, Henry. Hello, Henry. 381 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,600 What'd I just say? 382 00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,620 You gotta come back with us to the man cave. 383 00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:38,940 No. 384 00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:40,440 I'm not going back. 385 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,280 No matter what you guys say. 386 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,400 Then they won't say anything. 387 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:49,120 Hey. 388 00:27:50,780 --> 00:27:51,840 What up with the bean? 389 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:54,940 I... I... 390 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,900 Now you grab Henry and we take him back to the man cave. 391 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,880 We gave Henry. 392 00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:50,240 Where is all this stuff? 393 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,120 It's for to give Henry the tower. 394 00:28:59,140 --> 00:29:01,440 He's been doing that for half an hour. 395 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,560 brought you here against your will. 396 00:29:46,310 --> 00:29:47,310 Captain Who? 397 00:30:48,970 --> 00:30:51,490 Sometimes I shorten his name to Jasper. 398 00:30:52,010 --> 00:30:53,010 Where am I? 399 00:30:53,830 --> 00:30:55,430 Where in Swellview Park? 400 00:30:55,630 --> 00:30:58,990 At the playground. 401 00:30:59,750 --> 00:31:03,130 Under the twirly -whirly. 402 00:31:03,490 --> 00:31:04,490 Twirly -whirly? 403 00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:09,330 All right, you're coming with me. Why? To show me the twirly -whirly. 404 00:31:24,010 --> 00:31:27,270 I can't. You can, if you have the power. 405 00:31:27,570 --> 00:31:28,890 What power? 406 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:32,150 Oh! 407 00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:40,530 What's all this stuff? 408 00:31:40,910 --> 00:31:44,130 This is a South African bush lizard. 409 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:48,210 This is a black shag spider. 410 00:32:00,140 --> 00:32:01,140 Thank you. 411 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:06,380 So, for me to get a superpower, I have to get bitten by some crazy foreign 412 00:32:06,380 --> 00:32:07,680 lizard and a bush spider? 413 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 What? 414 00:32:11,900 --> 00:32:17,260 No, no, no. You see, when you combine their venoms and heat the mixture, it 415 00:32:17,260 --> 00:32:19,860 turns into a vapor, and then you breathe it in. 416 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,740 I have to breathe in venom vapor? 417 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:27,900 Yeah. It will accelerate your reflexes and sharpen your hand eye and your foot 418 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:28,900 eye. High coordination. 419 00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:33,320 So, you're saying it'll make Henry be able to move faster? 420 00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:35,880 Yeah, if you want to say it like a dummy. 421 00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,520 This seems really weird and kind of dangerous. 422 00:32:40,740 --> 00:32:43,880 Yeah, it is both of those. Wait, what? No, we... Can we talk about that? 423 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:05,220 As your psychologist, I'm here to help you overcome your fear of playgrounds. 424 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:06,740 Thomas! 425 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:13,960 Now, the only way to conquer a fear is to face the fear. 426 00:33:14,340 --> 00:33:15,580 Can we go home, please? 427 00:33:15,780 --> 00:33:16,780 No. 428 00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:21,200 Now, your parents and I are going to walk over to Inside Out Burger and have 429 00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:26,260 late lunch while you children stay here and learn that playgrounds are nothing 430 00:33:26,260 --> 00:33:27,480 to be scared of. 431 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,000 Come along, parents. 432 00:33:33,820 --> 00:33:35,500 Where is it? There it is. 433 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,020 Where's the man cave? Show me. 434 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:42,880 It's under this twirly -whirly, like a half mile down. 435 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:45,100 Hi. Hey! 436 00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:48,400 How do I get inside? 437 00:33:49,020 --> 00:33:53,780 You have to twirl it like a combination lock. 438 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:55,280 All right. 439 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:56,920 Open it. 440 00:33:57,580 --> 00:33:59,020 Uh, okay. 441 00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:05,500 First, I, um, I spin it this way 25 times. 442 00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:10,780 One. 443 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,480 Two. 444 00:35:00,300 --> 00:35:01,620 Henry have accelerated speed? 445 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:05,160 We will not know until the boy awakens. 446 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,480 Well, how do we awaken him? 447 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:08,720 This way. 448 00:35:29,710 --> 00:35:30,710 elevator button. 449 00:35:31,010 --> 00:35:33,050 Uh, okay. 450 00:35:34,430 --> 00:35:36,650 Uh, where's the toilet? 451 00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:38,390 What are you gonna do? 452 00:35:39,230 --> 00:35:40,230 This. 453 00:35:42,690 --> 00:35:45,930 Okay, I'm looking at the elevator button, but I'm not sure why. 454 00:35:46,530 --> 00:35:47,530 Henry! 455 00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:55,010 Wow! See how fast he moves? 456 00:35:55,290 --> 00:35:56,390 Schwoz, why don't you just... 457 00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:21,080 Yes. And also, you owe us $250. 458 00:36:21,820 --> 00:36:22,820 Wait. 459 00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:24,860 Where's Drex and Jasper? 460 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:29,220 Uh, still at Folio Park, on or near the playground. 461 00:36:29,700 --> 00:36:31,580 Okay. Give it to me. 462 00:36:35,140 --> 00:36:36,140 Stand back. 463 00:36:37,140 --> 00:36:39,840 Seriously, when do we get our $250? 464 00:36:50,570 --> 00:36:52,190 Swas, you fly me the man copter. Let's go. 465 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:53,410 Aye. 466 00:36:54,250 --> 00:36:57,630 Thank you, Robert and Costello. Have a safe trip home. 467 00:37:23,830 --> 00:37:24,870 Twenty -four? 468 00:37:25,350 --> 00:37:26,350 Hey, that's 25! 469 00:37:26,910 --> 00:37:28,990 Uh, are you sure? 470 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:33,250 Maybe I should just, um, start over. 471 00:37:34,710 --> 00:37:35,710 What? 472 00:37:36,950 --> 00:37:39,890 I don't like you. But I'm so friendly. 473 00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:44,670 And I don't think the man caves anywhere near here. I think you've been lying to 474 00:37:44,670 --> 00:37:48,670 me. No, I wouldn't lie. I love the truth. I consider the truth... 475 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:58,180 except for my grandma. She doesn't even know who she is anymore. 476 00:37:59,020 --> 00:38:02,200 Well, after I rattle your brain with this, you're not going to know who you 477 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,400 Peek -a -boo. 478 00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:06,500 Whoa, 479 00:38:09,420 --> 00:38:11,240 Kid Danger, you just knocked down tracks. 480 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,800 Uh -huh. 481 00:38:13,900 --> 00:38:16,480 Oh, he's getting back up now. Yeah, you might want to run. On it. 482 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000 Well. 483 00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,880 Well, where's your big brother? 484 00:38:25,460 --> 00:38:27,140 Probably with your big sister. 485 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:31,320 Look, it's Kid Danger and that mean guy again. 486 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:32,860 Somebody called the police. 487 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:39,500 I'm going to mop the grass with you, boy. You don't mop grass, stupid. 488 00:38:40,980 --> 00:38:41,980 That's it. 489 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:44,820 Not even close. 490 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,500 Whoa, can't touch this. 491 00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,760 Kid, I'm going to punch and kick you 10 ,000 times. 492 00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:05,680 Cool. I'll help you kick out. Ready, set, go. 493 00:39:07,140 --> 00:39:09,160 Zero. Still zero. 494 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,200 Not for me to know, and you to shut up. 495 00:41:00,010 --> 00:41:02,590 no one gets this on video and sends it to the news. 496 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:47,520 thought I'd be so happy to see you people. 497 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:56,360 Wait, what happened with Drex? 498 00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:58,460 Oh, Henry brought him here. 499 00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:00,380 Drex is here? 500 00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:08,740 Is he, uh... He's totally fine. 501 00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:12,080 He just can't move. Or talk. Or think. 502 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,520 Or kick. Or punch. Or pee. 503 00:42:18,570 --> 00:42:20,030 Well, how did you, uh... I used this. 504 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:24,870 You blast a person with a beam from this, and it's like pressing powers on 505 00:42:24,870 --> 00:42:29,150 brain. Yeah, but he's totally fine. He just can't do anything. 506 00:42:29,610 --> 00:42:31,230 Well, like the Kardashians. 507 00:42:32,130 --> 00:42:33,170 It's just in. 508 00:42:33,490 --> 00:42:36,830 Captain Man's sidekick, Hit Danger. Hey, look. Rumors in the news. 509 00:42:37,030 --> 00:42:38,250 Known as Drex today. 510 00:42:38,490 --> 00:42:42,630 And thanks to Hit Danger's new and unexplained lightning speed, he was able 511 00:42:42,630 --> 00:42:45,970 completely frustrate and enrage Drex, who we all hate. 512 00:42:54,250 --> 00:42:55,290 Greatest. 34342

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