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in the janitor's closet.

Why do I have to come with you to... Okay.

Since now I'm in on Captain Man and Kid Danger's secret, I was thinking when

we're at school and we need to talk about work, we should talk in code.

Jasper, why should we... Listen.

When I want to talk about Captain Man, I'm going to say kapu manu.

Isn't that an island in Hawaii?

No.

When I want to talk about Kid Danger, I'll say, What is wrong with you?

And when I want to say Man Cave, I'm going to say, So,

if I say, What does that mean?

Wait!

the teacher's lounge thanks

mary raging red rhubarb or bodacious blue bacon which will win the

contest to become frittles official new flavor to explain let's go live to the

frittle factory hi oh oh keep going we are giving out three

samples of the two new flavors

Next Tuesday, people can go online to frittles .com and vote for the flavor

think should win.

Oh, man.

This bodacious blue bacon is amazing.

Yeah,

but there is something awesome about the raging red rhubarb. Uh, Char, which one

are you going to vote for?

Neither. I don't have time to vote for some dumb corn chip. What? Charlotte!

Yo.

for your right to vote online i

am

definitely voting for the raging red rhubarb ah all right you too nah nah i

think i'm gonna go with the uh bodacious blue bacon it's pretty good

Jasper, this is... I don't want to talk about it.

Oh, come on.

You're mad at me just because I want to support a different flavor than you?

I'm not mad at you.

I'm disappointed.

And a little mad.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick.

Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

Hey, the only important topic here is are we man fans going to vote for the

region red rhubarb fiddle chips or the bodacious blue bacon chips?

You guys!

You guys!

We're the man fans, and that means we should wait for Captain Man and Kid

to pick red or blue, and then that...

And then we discuss the merits of wretched... You embarrass

me.

Hey, Schwoz.

What's the scoop?

I'm filling the snack machine with oats for my sister.

Oh, man, Winnie's still here?

She's only been visiting for two days.

I know, but she looks like a horse. That freaks me out.

Shh.

She's right over there.

Sleeping.

Hey, dude, uh, if you really like those blue frittles, you really gotta try

these raging red rhubarb ones, because they are really good.

I think the blue chips are better.

What?

On Tuesday, you're voting for the red chips.

Okay, but no, I'm not.

The red chips are better.

What's it like to be so stupid?

You shouldn't even be allowed to vote.

Here's your unitard for your dog.

Thank you so much.

I'm surprising him tonight.

And please accept this free tube of frittles. And don't forget to go online

vote red on Tuesday. I sure will. Thank you.

Dude,

no, no, no. You can't be telling customers to vote red.

Why can't I tell customers to vote red?

Because I'm Kid Danger and I want the blue chips to win. Okay, let's go

downstairs now.

Oh, so you're more important than me just because you're the superhero

and I'm the guy who works behind the counter?

No.

There's other reasons.

wants the red chips to win. And he's Captain Man, and he said I can tell

customers to vote red.

Oh.

Did he?

Mm -hmm. Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go talk to him. I'm gonna go talk to him

right now, because that's finally acceptable. You do that, or I enjoy the

-natural taste of raging red rhubarb.

Stuffed Schwoz into a bucket of oats?

No, I don't recall seeing Schwoz today.

Oh, hey,

Schwoz. Where you been?

You know...

Good for me.

Schwoz! My spoon is too small.

What am I supposed to do about it?

Go get your sister a bigger spoon.

Ah, Schmitz.

Why'd you stuff Schwoz in a bucket of oats?

Because I'm the boss around here.

Talking about blue chips and how great they are. They are great.

Way better than those icky red chips.

What are you talking about?

Oh, come on, you guys. This is so dumb.

Dumb? How could you say that?

Because no matter which chip wins, nothing's going to change.

I mean, remember when they came out with nacho cheese flavored chips and

everyone thought they were going to change the world?

Well, they didn't.

Then they gave us sour cream and onion.

Nothing changed.

Then Cool Ranch, then Salsa Bere.

Every four years, it's another new, exciting flavor.

But look around, people.

Nothing's changed.

Yeah, you ponder that.

Emergency. It's a video call.

We're on screen. Wait, we're not in uniform.

Please state your emergency.

Sure. I was climbing up that swell view and there was an avalanche and I fell.

There's a big boulder on my leg and I can't move.

More rocks are falling.

Please help, Captain, man. Get danger. Please help.

All right, don't worry. We'll be there in a... Wait.

What did you just put in your mouth?

Oh, it's a blue frittle chip.

They're so good.

Oh, so on Tuesday you're...

Okay, well, then you can just save yourself.

So you're not going to help that guy just because he's voting blue?

Maybe.

All right.

Okay. Then I'm not going to help anybody who's voting red.

You guys can't start not helping people because they support a different chip

than you. Really? Because I'm pretty sure it's what I just did, Charlotte.

Swellview. And that means everybody.

No matter what color chip they identify with.

But you should not be getting involved in snack politics.

That's possible.

What'd you say? I don't know.

Hey, Henry!

What? What?

Someone broke into the Frito factory and stole a whole truckload of Frito chips.

What color Fritos were stolen?

Red.

look for the truck. I'll go help the guy off off the mountain.

Right.

Wait, where's my gumball tube?

Oh, here. I made you a new one.

And if

you're

just joining us, today the Frittle Corporation is launching their new

It's all a big promotional stunt to help spread awareness for... The Big Vote,

which will determine Friddle's newest flavor.

Either my favorite, Bodacious Blue Bacon, or the other red flavor, which is

disgusting.

Oh, what's this? Oh, wow.

We just received word that Captain Man has returned a stolen truck full of

Friddle to the Friddle factory.

That's nice, Mary, but let's hear it from someone who's a little less

irritating. Evelyn?

Thanks, Trent.

I'm here live at... At the Friddle Factory with Kid Danger.

Tell us how you caught the criminal who stole the Friddle truck.

Uh, well, actually, Captain Man caught the criminal who stole the Friddle

But you helped.

No, no, I was actually trying to save another guy who fell off a mountain.

Oh, sounds like you're the real hero. Well, uh, excuse me.

Hi. Hello.

Yes, and you are?

I'm Captain Man. You know that. Everyone knows me, so... Oh, right.

You're the guy who took me out on two dates and never called me again.

Do you want to know about how I recovered the stolen Fertile truck?

I do not.

Back to you, Trent. Oh, I want the people who swallowed me to know how...

that the way it is? Fine.

Captain Man, Captain Man, Kid Danger.

Hey. Hello there. Hey, fellas.

I'm Jack Fiddleman, chairman and CEO of Fertile Snacks.

I just wanted to thank you personally.

For what?

Is there a problem? Well, sort of. When the truck was stolen, it was carrying

400 cases of raging red rhubarb fiddle chips.

Yeah, so?

It seems that two cases of the chips are missing.

Weird.

I wonder what happened to them.

Well, I guess you'll just have to ask the missing chips.

What does that mean?

Well, the chips are missing. I can't ask the chips. And even if he could, chips

can't talk.

Well, if chips could talk and they were here, I'm sure they'd tell us.

What's he saying? I don't know.

Bottom line, you're welcome.

Captain Man!

Captain Man!

He's dangerous.

Uh, who are these children?

Oh, that's just my scissors.

Is anybody...

Are you kids here to see the launch of our new frittle blimp? No. Kids hate

blimps.

We gotta decide which frittle chip we're gonna vote for on Tuesday.

So, we need to know.

Need to know what?

Which chip Captain Man and Kid Danger are voting for.

We're gonna vote for whoever you guys tell us to.

Yeah. Well,

if you really want to know, first land.

You should not be...

Sorry, kids, but Captain Man and I do not get involved in snack politics, so

you're just going to have to... Vote red! What?

Kids,

you're like me. Captain Man says vote for the Ranger Red rhubarb frittles. No,

no, no. You're not supposed to vote blue.

Stop it. You stopped it. Vote red!

Vote for the Ranger Red rhubarb frittles or die. Why don't you just take a walk

and chill out? Chill.

C -H -I -L -L. Chill. Okay?

Tell me what I can and cannot.

Look, just because I shot you in the face doesn't mean... Oh!

Like that? Oh, okay.

Oh, fellas, fellas.

No, no, no, no. He's asking for it. Don't you do it. He's asking for it.

What? What's happening?

Why is that light flashing?

They jammed the system control!

Now the corn compressors are building up an extreme amount of pressure and...

And they can't release the corn gas!

Attention, this is Jack Middleman.

Run!

And the explosion was felt all throughout Swellview and even in some

cities, including Neighborville, Bordertown, and Rivalton.

But luckily, despite the magnitude of the blast, everyone important survived.

So the real victim here is our own city of Swellview. Because not only has the

Red vs. Blue contest been canceled, but also CEO Jack Friddleman says it's going

to take four years to rebuild the factory.

Four years? That's a friddle too long, if you ask me.

I wish you'd been in that factory, Mary.

Dang it.

Man, I love those blue frittle chips.

I love them, too.

I love the red ones.

I love not caring.

Well, Henry and Schwoz, Chuck's for you guys.

What are you all happy about?

Oh, you know, raging red rhubarb frittles.

Well, that's too bad, because they all blew up.

Did they?

Yeah.

Just on the news.

Was it?

Yeah, we just watched it.

Did we?

Okay, will you quit doing that?

Will I?

Ray, what do you know?

Well, I know that when you're a superhero...

And you recover a stolen truck with 400 cases of red frittles inside.

It's never a bad idea to snag a couple cases for yourself.

But that's stealing.

Is it? Yeah, it is.

Yeah, all right.

Wait, you're saying that there's two cases of frittle chips here?

Yep, about a half mile down there.

Right in the man cave.

Wait, wait. My sister Vinnie went down to the man cave to have a snack and take

a nap.