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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:12,890 Why would he want to hear after midnight on a Thursday? 2 00:00:13,130 --> 00:00:14,089 I don't know. 3 00:00:14,090 --> 00:00:17,730 But if it's because he had a bad dream again, I am not going to sing him a 4 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:18,730 lullaby this time. 5 00:00:19,930 --> 00:00:24,310 Maybe it's an emergency. Like, maybe he... I'm here. 6 00:00:28,470 --> 00:00:29,610 That's an emergency. 7 00:00:31,410 --> 00:00:32,409 Are you... 8 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,980 You thought my hair was naturally curly? 9 00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:45,960 Hey. 10 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,580 Hello, friends. 11 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:51,940 Welcome. 12 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:59,300 Welcome. And now, I want to introduce you guys to someone very special. 13 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:11,860 Looks like a woman. Yeah. 14 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:20,320 Everyone, this is Gwen. 15 00:01:21,860 --> 00:01:22,860 Hi, guys. 16 00:01:23,940 --> 00:01:25,720 Hey, Gwen. 17 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:30,320 Hey, Ray. Can I talk to you for a second? Gwen, really, I'm so sorry. 18 00:01:30,620 --> 00:01:31,720 I'm so sorry. 19 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,480 Are you crazy? What? 20 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:36,720 You can't just bring some stranger down here in the man cave. 21 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:38,900 Oh, Gwen's not a stranger. 22 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:41,580 How long have you known her? 23 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:44,060 Almost three hours. 24 00:01:44,780 --> 00:01:46,440 Three hours? What? 25 00:01:46,660 --> 00:01:49,600 Oh, that reminds me. I've got to tell her you're Kid Danger. No, no, no, you 26 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:50,458 can't. Hey, honey. 27 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:54,680 Yes? I'll bet you'll never guess who this lovable knucklehead really is. I'm 28 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,520 nobody, I'm nobody, I'm nobody. Kid Danger! 29 00:01:59,860 --> 00:02:02,520 It's okay. Gwen even knows that I'm Captain Man. 30 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:05,580 And guess what else? 31 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:09,340 Gwen and I? 32 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,600 We're getting married. 33 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:14,700 Hey! 34 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,400 What's this happening? 35 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:23,660 Ray's getting married to a woman he met three hours ago. 36 00:02:24,320 --> 00:02:25,320 What? 37 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:31,280 Why does Jesper have those things on his head? 38 00:02:31,620 --> 00:02:33,260 Because his hair's not naturally curly. 39 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:43,580 It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after school job, but then an 40 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:48,980 indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles and 41 00:02:48,980 --> 00:02:49,980 fight crime. 42 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:23,620 Henry? Yeah? 43 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:25,640 This plant's intimidating me. 44 00:03:26,200 --> 00:03:30,420 Dude, we got way bigger problems right now than plant thirst. 45 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:35,440 I mean, why would Ray want to marry a lady he's only known for three hours? 46 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:39,320 Like, maybe she has a trampoline. 47 00:03:42,580 --> 00:03:43,580 No, 48 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:48,740 I love you more. 49 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:50,480 You too. 50 00:03:52,720 --> 00:03:53,780 More than you love me. 51 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,320 Oh, I think I do. 52 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:01,600 All right, he's about to make me puke. Well, I love you more. 53 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:02,820 What's that? 54 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:06,840 We can use this to find out why Ray fell in love with that woman so quickly. 55 00:04:07,520 --> 00:04:10,060 Oh. But how could that be? Shh, shh, shh. 56 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:12,200 Ray! 57 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,800 Ray, come quick to me. 58 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:18,200 Yeah, I'll see you in a few minutes. 59 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,640 I love you. 60 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,280 Okay, Schwoz, what was it that you wanted me to... 61 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:32,180 Schwoz! Charlotte, text him! 62 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,400 Hey, Charlotte! 63 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,380 Good job! 64 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,900 Now, bring him over here to the sofa. 65 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:49,460 Come on, smile for me. 66 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:02,290 Let me see. 67 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:04,570 Henry! 68 00:05:06,310 --> 00:05:07,310 Jasper? 69 00:05:07,630 --> 00:05:08,630 Hey, Gwen. 70 00:05:09,790 --> 00:05:13,330 Uh, Jasper, why don't you go to the bathroom? 71 00:05:14,490 --> 00:05:15,490 Because I'm empty? 72 00:05:18,810 --> 00:05:22,650 Then go into the bathroom and use your phone to listen to your Celine Dion 73 00:05:22,650 --> 00:05:23,870 playlist. Done! 74 00:05:27,350 --> 00:05:30,250 You know... Henry. 75 00:05:32,650 --> 00:05:38,550 feeling last night that you don't want me to marry your friend ray oh well i'm 76 00:05:38,550 --> 00:05:43,530 glad you got that feeling because that feeling is exactly what i want your 77 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:50,030 feeling to be you feeling me i'm sorry one more time no 78 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:53,110 i'm sorry because i don't repeat stuff 79 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:09,500 I'm connecting this device to Ray's brain and converting his cerebral memory 80 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:15,100 impulses into audio and video images so we can see his memories from yesterday 81 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:16,840 when he first met the light there. 82 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,760 When he first met the light there. 83 00:06:26,060 --> 00:06:27,060 Hey, 84 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:33,920 you there. 85 00:06:35,010 --> 00:06:37,710 Me? What are you doing with that glowing blob? 86 00:06:38,630 --> 00:06:40,890 Uh, nothing. 87 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:42,890 That's a lie. 88 00:06:43,430 --> 00:06:45,350 I think you're a criminal. 89 00:06:46,810 --> 00:06:49,790 Are you... hungry? 90 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:57,050 Uh... I know Ray. 91 00:06:57,390 --> 00:07:01,070 There's no way that he'd meet you and then ask you to marry him on the same 92 00:07:01,070 --> 00:07:02,070 unless you... 93 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:04,530 Unless you did something. 94 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:11,850 You know, Henry, I was hoping we could be friends. 95 00:07:12,350 --> 00:07:16,790 Now I'm sorry that I made you these muffins. 96 00:07:18,950 --> 00:07:19,950 Muffins? 97 00:07:23,130 --> 00:07:24,250 That's really good. 98 00:07:24,750 --> 00:07:25,990 That's a good muffin. 99 00:07:27,790 --> 00:07:28,790 Captain Man? 100 00:07:29,230 --> 00:07:30,230 Yeah? 101 00:07:30,710 --> 00:07:32,910 May I kiss you? 102 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:48,840 Something you want to tell me? 103 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:50,700 Yeah. 104 00:07:52,420 --> 00:07:55,720 I... I love you. 105 00:07:57,760 --> 00:08:00,800 That's right. And you always will. 106 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:21,970 When she kissed him. 107 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:27,810 Jasper? Oh, hey, what's up? 108 00:08:28,510 --> 00:08:31,910 I thought you were upstairs and junking stuff with Henry. Oh, I was, but Henry 109 00:08:31,910 --> 00:08:33,710 wanted to talk to Gwen, so I went to... Gwen! 110 00:08:34,049 --> 00:08:35,250 Oh, jeez. Oh, come on. 111 00:08:35,850 --> 00:08:37,630 Wait, I'm running, too! 112 00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:45,050 Oh, my God, what is this, banana nut? 113 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:47,070 Is this a banana nut muffin? 114 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,840 I was just dreaming about the first time we met. 115 00:10:19,760 --> 00:10:21,380 Hello, my sweet man. 116 00:10:21,940 --> 00:10:22,960 Ray, no. 117 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:25,380 Quit it. I can't quit you. 118 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,200 Ray, you don't really love her. 119 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,120 Ray, she gave you a bad movie. 120 00:10:44,650 --> 00:10:46,270 My baby's so smart. 121 00:10:49,710 --> 00:10:53,730 Could you please make all these people leave so we could be alone? 122 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,200 if someone tries to take me. 123 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,120 Who would want you? 124 00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:46,280 People 125 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:53,120 want 126 00:11:53,120 --> 00:11:54,120 me. 127 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,500 Okay, 128 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:04,140 tell me why Gwen would use tainted muffins to make Ray fall in love with 129 00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:08,640 Cuz, think about it. If Captain Man and Kid Danger are so in love, that they 130 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:12,400 can't fight crime, then they can't stop Gwen from doing whatever evil things she 131 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:18,040 wants to do. Okay, then I think we need to figure out how... Oh, 132 00:12:18,700 --> 00:12:25,660 it feels so nice. 133 00:12:58,120 --> 00:13:04,560 at my jasper he jacked my girly curly she 134 00:13:04,560 --> 00:13:11,160 yanked up my eyelashes piper you just hurt someone i love 135 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,640 yeah and i'm just getting started 136 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,980 Jasper. No more hugging me. 137 00:13:48,340 --> 00:13:49,340 Hugging you? 138 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,000 Ew. 139 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:53,600 Ew? Wait. 140 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,980 Aren't you in love with Jasper? 141 00:13:56,220 --> 00:13:57,420 In love with what? 142 00:13:58,180 --> 00:13:59,560 No. No. 143 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,620 Okay. Okay, this is awesome. 144 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,560 What is? How come Henry doesn't love me anymore? 145 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:11,520 I think because when Piper was harassing you, it made Henry feel really angry. 146 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,880 So? So. 147 00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:16,760 into your brain. 148 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:18,180 Oh. 149 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:23,640 Okay, so, like, when Henry felt anger, it drove out his feelings of love? 150 00:14:24,020 --> 00:14:25,380 Yeah, I think that's what happened. 151 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:32,460 Okay. Okay, so now all I gotta do is make Ray, like, insanely mad so he'll 152 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,460 out of love with Gwen. 153 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,580 Well, but how are you gonna get him mad enough? 154 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,480 Uh... You could pick a fight with him. Yeah. 155 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:42,280 Oh, come on. Ray could kill you. You can't pick a fight with Ray. 156 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,200 Well, one of us is gonna have to do it. Not it. Not it. 157 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,149 He'll leave me alone. 158 00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:08,069 Well, who knew? 159 00:15:08,070 --> 00:15:08,829 I knew. 160 00:15:08,830 --> 00:15:09,830 I knew. 161 00:15:16,870 --> 00:15:18,010 I love that. 162 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:19,370 Hmm. What? 163 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:20,890 Mouth kisses. 164 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,830 From my future missus. 165 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:29,810 Yeah. Well, it's 5 .30, so I'm gonna go rob the Swellview Bank. 166 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:32,890 Okay, baby. 167 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:35,030 You go rob it good. 168 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,520 Yes, you do. 169 00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:50,480 So, Charlotte. 170 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,840 Yeah, Henry? 171 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,060 Who do you think should win the most attractive guy in Swellview? 172 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,880 Most attractive guy in Swellview? 173 00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:01,979 Yeah. 174 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:03,980 Hey, what about your dad? 175 00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,720 What's up, buddy? 176 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:19,460 Just a friendly reminder. 177 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:25,260 I've won most attractive guy in 12U for the past 12 years, so it's kind of in 178 00:16:25,260 --> 00:16:26,260 the bag. 179 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,740 Well, yeah, but you're kind of old now. 180 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:36,600 I'm old? 181 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,220 Yeah, I mean, what are you, like, over 50? 182 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,960 Did you just use the F word? 183 00:16:46,730 --> 00:16:48,470 Henry. You know that. 184 00:16:51,990 --> 00:16:56,310 Well, you're starting to lose your hair a little bit. 185 00:16:56,530 --> 00:16:57,650 What did you just say to me? 186 00:16:58,950 --> 00:17:01,510 Hey, where's Gwen? 187 00:17:03,230 --> 00:17:06,130 Gwen happens to be getting ready to go rob a bank. 188 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:11,210 Or, maybe she's not going to rob a bank. 189 00:17:11,950 --> 00:17:14,329 Maybe she's going to meet some other guy. 190 00:17:16,129 --> 00:17:18,010 She's going to rob a bank. 191 00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:26,490 Or, maybe, she's going to meet some guy named Rob Banks. 192 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:31,550 That's stupid. That's not a guy's name. Yeah, it is. 193 00:17:32,830 --> 00:17:33,970 Just face it, Ray. 194 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:35,630 Gwen doesn't want you. 195 00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:38,130 She wants Robert J. 196 00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:40,050 Banks. You know why? 197 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:43,410 I bet he's way better looking than you. 198 00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,770 Not possible! Yep. 199 00:17:48,810 --> 00:17:49,589 That's enough. 200 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,950 Yeah, I bet he's going to kiss her so good. 201 00:17:52,750 --> 00:17:55,530 Oh, Gwen, you kiss like a princess. 202 00:17:55,930 --> 00:17:58,110 Oh, your lips feel like hot pie. 203 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:09,670 It's not my fault if she likes younger guys. 204 00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:40,180 I'm glad you're having a good time. 205 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:51,620 She probably makes muffins for lots of guys. 206 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:31,550 I was in love with a woman. 207 00:19:32,670 --> 00:19:35,510 Gwen. She gave you a love muffin. 208 00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:40,190 Yeah, and then I had to make you really mad so your feelings of rage and anger 209 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:42,430 would overpower your muffin -induced feelings of love. 210 00:19:44,590 --> 00:19:45,670 That makes sense. 211 00:19:48,890 --> 00:19:50,070 Guys, quick, go higher. 212 00:19:53,890 --> 00:19:57,750 Okay, Ray, I'm about to leave. It should take me about... 213 00:19:58,800 --> 00:19:59,800 Let's throw out the bank. 214 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,880 Uh, that sounds great. 215 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,200 Oh, hey. 216 00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,920 How do you like my ponytail? 217 00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:12,400 Oh, I love it. I mean, it's really cute and just so... You 218 00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:16,980 just ripped my ponytail off my head! 219 00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:20,780 You're not in love with me anymore. 220 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,140 Yeah, he's not. 221 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:29,360 Sorry, Gwen. 222 00:20:29,980 --> 00:20:31,920 How you like dem muffins? 223 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:38,480 And now, Gwen, I'd be honored to escort you to prison. 224 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,800 Look out! She's got a phone! 225 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:44,600 So? Who cares? 226 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,460 You better care. 227 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:50,340 Because if I tap right here, it's going to send a post out telling the whole 228 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:55,220 world that Ray Manchester is Captain Man and that Henry Hart is Kid Danger. 229 00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:57,970 Anything about me? 230 00:20:59,830 --> 00:21:02,670 You let me go, and I'll keep your secret. 231 00:21:03,570 --> 00:21:04,570 Deal? 232 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,410 Do we have a deal or don't we? 233 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:11,070 Yeah, we've got a deal. 234 00:21:11,530 --> 00:21:12,530 For now. 235 00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:15,230 But someday, you're going to jail. 236 00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:16,870 I doubt it. 237 00:21:19,310 --> 00:21:21,050 Bye -bye, boys and girl. 238 00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:36,060 I have to say to activate the tube package? 239 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:41,960 Oh, yeah, just yell diamonds, rubies, lift me, tubies. 240 00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,060 Thank you. 241 00:21:44,540 --> 00:21:46,560 Diamonds, rubies, lift me, tubies. 242 00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:52,760 I will tap this button. I swear I'll tap it. 243 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:56,680 Just say up the tube. 244 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:07,279 No kidding. 245 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,580 Well, at least we all learned something valuable. 246 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:12,260 What'd we learn? 247 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:18,260 We all learned that no matter how strong love is, anger is stronger. 248 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,280 It's true. Good point, man. 249 00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:23,480 That was a good point right there. 16625