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Previously on Henry Danger.

Someone left this note in my locker.

What's it say? It says, I know your secret.

That's right, Henry.

I know.

Jasper thinks that's Henry's secret?

What other secret does Henry have? Hey, kid, we have a little emergency.

Jasper left the note!

I know.

You're in danger!

Yeah, you knew that.

We have to erase Jasper's memory.

Uh, what? No!

We leave Jasper the way he is?

Earl, I can't be a kid danger anymore.

Wait, does that mean you're safe?

Jasper can keep his stupid brain the way it is.

Ooh, I can even help him fight bad guys and stuff.

Oh, well.

That's not a good idea.

Come on, it's my dream.

I don't know about this, man. I don't know.

Come on, it's gonna be great.

Oh, that's exactly what you said when you talked me into eating one of those

women's energy bars.

Then I couldn't stop reading books about princesses.

Dude, I've known Jasper my whole life.

That does not mean he's qualified to have a job here.

Oh, hey.

Happy Saturday morning.

Maybe you're happy.

Char, will you tell Ray that Jasper working at Jug and Stuff isn't going to

problem? I can't tell lies before breakfast.

Here you go.

What's this? Lady bar.

Scrambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs.

Oh, he's here.

Hey,

what's up?

after we show them our video.

Fine. Just get them down here. Get them down here.

Hey, I think something's wrong with the auto snacker.

What's the problem?

I ordered scrambled eggs and I'm still standing here.

Eggless. Well, I'm stressed out. I need my wireless headphones.

I need to listen to my meditation music and calm down my inner parts.

Ooh, here we go.

Oh, my God, I'm freaking out.

All right, where are my scrambled eggs?

Oh, my high is not the capital of...

Let your sushi chef choose your sushi for you.

Why are you wearing a tie?

Oh, because it's my first day at work and I want to make a good impression.

Take off the tie.

My tie!

Now, uh, don't get scared.

Dude, this ain't my first elevator ride.

Yeah, okay.

Good morning, Jasper.

Guess what I'm wearing?

A goofy tie?

No. What I'm wearing down here.

Okay.

Son, I, uh, don't want to know what... Captain Manderpantz!

Henry, put your underwear back in your pants. You're making him uncomfortable.

Um, where'd Charlotte go?

Jasper. Yes, Captain.

First, never do that.

Secondly, if you're going to work upstairs at Junk and Stuff, the most

thing to remember is to never reveal my identity or Henry's. I get it.

You will get it.

When you watch this video.

Never tell the secret.

and Kid Danger.

If you're watching this video, that means you know their true secret

Ray Manchester and Henry Hart.

Love that pic of us. Yeah, we look good.

Help!

Revealing the secret could have terrible consequences.

Such as tragedy, the end of the Earth as we know it, and loss of bladder

control.

Warning to you from Captain Man and Kid Danger.

Never reveal the secret or this could happen to you.

Hey, friend, guess what?

Captain Man is really Ray Manchester.

And Kid Danger, well, he's really a boy named Henry Hart.

Don't do it.

Any questions?

How'd you guys get that watermelon to talk?

Wait,

was that...

There's an emergency at the airport.

Ooh, is a flight delayed?

No.

Come on, kid.

What are you guys going to do?

We've got a crime to thwart at the Swellview Airport.

Whoa. Do you guys, like, play in those rhymes?

Uh, no. No.

Wait,

what about Charlotte?

emergency. I'm an emergency!

Well, I mean, can you breathe okay?

Okay,

what'd she say?

I'm pretty sure she said, hey, I'm good, you guys. Go do what you gotta do.

Don't worry, Char.

Schwoz will be back in like two or three hours.

Two or three hours?

Wait, what am I supposed to do while you guys are out fighting crime?

Just go up to Tug and stuff and... Watch the store. But I have some questions

about my job.

We'll answer all your questions right after we say, up the tube.

Up the tube.

Okay.

When a customer comes into the store, am I supposed to... Well, this is dumber

than I even hear.

It all just kind of happened. I wanted an after -school job, but then an

indestructible superhero hired me to be his sidekick. Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

College, up the tube.

Oh, my boots.

After being taken to Swellview County Hospital.

And according to officials, the elderly woman failed to engage her safety bar,

which is what caused her to go flying out of the roller coaster and crashing

into a corndog stand.

Uh, hang on. We have some breaking news.

Ooh, what's happening?

Shh, shut up, shut up.

Okay, this just in.

Captain Man and Kid Danger have stopped a criminal who was trying to smuggle a

container of highly aggressive bugs called zombies.

Insects that attack humans by flying into their ears, then feeding on their

brain matter.

OMG, they eat your brain?

Don't worry, Mary. You have nothing to worry about.

Did Charlotte just get sucked back in? Oh, relax.

I'll get her out in a minute.

Why you had that thing?

This thing is a piñata. Yeah, see, it's like a piñata, but, like, fish -themed.

I know what a piñata is.

Well, but you don't know that this piñata is filled with live zombies.

You can't bring zombies into the man cave.

If that piñata breaks, they'll fly into our ears and munch on our brains.

We know.

Yeah, so how do we get rid of it?

Take it upstairs to junk and stuff.

I'll call animal control. Have them come pick up that finita of death.

Okay, I'll bring it upstairs.

Don't forget to change your clothes.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, hey!

Be careful with that thing.

Guys, chill out. I'm not going to drop it. Do you have it? Yeah. Are you good?

It's fine. Are you good?

It's fine.

Here's your receipt. Thank you.

And enjoy your vintage waterbed.

I will.

And so will my cast.

Oh, you want us to help you carry that to your car?

Please.

We got it.

It's so heavy.

Well, probably vintage water inside.

You are so helpful. Oh, you're so nice. Oh, stop.

Hey, what's up?

Schwoz and I are trying to pull Charlotte out of the auto snacker, and

another pair of hands.

Okay, I'll be down in a sec.

You know I flaunt you, because, girl, I really want you.

And you're looking nice.

You got a cooler than a bag of ice. Now freeze.

Freeze, freeze, freeze.

Now go.

Drop it fast and move it real slow. Oh, what?

You smell so fruity. I'm a pirate. You're my booty.

Are you rapping?

Yeah. Well, don't.

Hey, I work here now, so you have to be nice to me.

No, I'm here as the customer, so you have to be nice to me. No. The customer

always right!

Yes, ma 'am.

Hey, we're gonna be late.

Late for what? A birthday party for a friend.

So help us to get a present, would ya?

Does she like dogs?

Yeah.

is a dog's skeleton.

Woof, woof, woof.

We'll keep looking.

Hey, is this a finada?

Ooh, cool.

How much for the finada? Let me check.

Checking for a price tag.

I don't see one anywhere.

You got something.

That's Jasper upstairs.

Hey, Jasper, what's up?

There's two guys here from Animal Control asking about some zombies.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jasper, the zombies are inside the

purple finata.

Oh, I sold the finata. Great, we'll just give it to the guys from... You sold

the finata?

Yeah, and a waterbed.

Who'd you sell it to?

You realize what'll happen if those zombies get out of that piñata? Okay,

don't worry about it. I'm sure Piper just, like, took it home and put it in a

room or something.

On the way.

How? How could you give my little sister a piñata full of death bugs?

No, there were bugs in it. Well, there are. There's at least 50 zombies inside

that finata.

Okay. Yelling at Jasper isn't going to help anything.

Thank you. Do you realize how dangerous those bees are?

Yeah. They fly into your head, through your ears, and then they feed upon your

brain.

You should not have worn that tie. Okay.

Did my sister say she was going anywhere?

Uh...

Some friend of hers' birthday party. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh, Gabby

Birch. Who's Gabby Birch? I was trying to come up with a phone call. No! Are

insane? What? We can't just run in there as Captain Man and Kid Danger and be

like, Hey, kids, we're here at your party because we were worried that some

killer bugs might fly in your head to eat your brains. Happy birthday, Gabby.

All right.

All right, then.

Then, uh, we just gotta sneak in, grab the finata, and get out of there fast.

Oh, come on!

What?

sneaking to a birthday party without being seen.

God, she's using a shovel?

Hello?

Uh, hey. Hi, how are you? Oh, I'm Mrs. Birch, the birthday girl.

Okay,

so which one of you is Burples and which one is Schmutz? Uh, I'm Burples.

Uh, Schmutz.

We are professional clowns. Okay.

Dang it. They're going to break that thing open any second.

I got a plan. I got a plan.

Hi,

kids. Hi.

Over here, kids.

What are you doing?

What?

You want to know what's more fun than whacking a piñata?

just steal some good presents.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

Uh, who are you people?

We're the clowns.

But I thought... Hey, hey, who are those clowns?

Hey!

That clown ain't supposed to be here. Yeah, we booked this job.

Huh? Uh, look, uh, this is a perfectly rational explanation for... Why don't

shut up and get out of here?

Are you guys threatening me?

Maybe.

and entertain the children until 5 o 'clock.

That's, uh, two more hours.

Oh, um, the thing is... Yeah, we got to go.

Hey!

Gabby wants you clowns to make some stuff with balloons.

But we... We have to go. So do it.

Look, kid.

How much longer do we have to be here?

An hour and 55 minutes.