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Okay, we still have two minutes left. You turn on the TV, I'll get the drinks.

Okay.

Dude, what are you doing? The remote's right there.

Remote?

What is this, 1988?

I don't know what you're... I got this cool new app on my phone that lets me

control any TV with voice command.

Dude, we don't have time for that.

Hey, what are you guys doing?

We're watching Dog Judge.

Ooh, I want to watch Dog Judge.

Yeah, every thinking person in America wants to watch Dog Judge.

All right, check this out.

Sync with Vogeo TV.

Unable to connect.

Come on, we want to watch Dog Judge.

Just wait a sec.

Sync with Vogeo TV.

Connected. Yes, okay. Now, turn TV on.

I'm sorry, I didn't get the...

Please repeat instruction.

Turn TV on.

Confirm password.

I put my password in yesterday. I have to put my password in every time?

Yes.

Okay.

Big Papa Jasper 84.

Correct.

Turn on dog judge.

Searching. Artichoke.

Your Honor,

permission to approach the bench.

Hey, guys. Your Honor, the defense rests.

Family meeting time.

No, no, no, not now.

Dog judge is ruling on a death penalty.

will be in town, and he's coming here for dinner.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, Uncle Hair Neck!

You are not to call him Uncle Hair Neck. Why?

You've seen his neck! And the bush that grows from it.

All right.

Mark is my stepbrother, and that makes him a part of this family.

Dad, I don't even... Henry Quincy Hart.

Not my middle name.

Yeah,

whatever.

It all just kind of happened. My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an after -school job.

And by accident, he made me indestructible. I went to this crazy

pretty interesting guy.

I'm gonna blow your mind.

Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview. Who call me? He turned out to

You know the name.

Captain Man!

That's right, Henry.

In time, I realized that being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

You wanted some help. I needed a sidekick.

I, Henry Hart, pledge to never, ever, ever tell anyone that I'm Captain Man's

secret sidekick.

It is done. Now we blow bubbles and fight crime.

Feels good.

Okay, Charlotte, if your attacker has a weapon, you want to confuse him with

some rapid hand movements.

Act like you're going to blast me.

Now, watch this.

All right,

Charlotte, now you try.

I don't need to know how to fight. Sure you do.

Now, I'm going to teach you the yoink maneuver.

Try to knock me down.

Try to knock me down.

Come on, Charlotte.

Come on, Charlotte. You got it, Charlotte.

Come on. Wait.

Pork hit the showers.

Hey, you pumped for the big fight tonight?

The big what?

The big fight on TV tonight.

Shall we crash against Carla Dexter?

Oh, yeah, yeah. I totally forgot about that. Oh, man, the fight's going to be

good.

family dinner.

Ship -shifted android girlfriend?

Yeah. Look.

Well,

wait. Where have you been?

I've been on vacation to Turks and Caicos.

I've been gone three weeks.

Hey, I never said you could take a vacation.

You never said I could borrow your underwear either, but I did that too.

Wow, Schwoz. I had no idea this wasn't you. That's because before I left, I

Gerta even better.

Now she can assume the shape of any person in the world and nobody could

wasn't the real person.

Can you feel that?

anybody like because what if fake henry goes to your family dinner tonight well

real henry hangs here with us and watches the crats dexter fight love it

i thought of it don't point at him and say love it schwoz turn gerda into henry

is this lizzie

act like Henry. When I scanned Henry's body, it also scanned his brain waves.

So that fake Henry will react and respond like real Henry would?

Sure. Okay, okay, okay. Let's test this thing out. All right.

Sup? Sup?

Oh, my... Okay, okay.

Uh, how you feeling?

Feeling good.

Pizza. Topping.

Roni. Whoa, I also shortened the word pepperoni by only saying roni.

Oh, okay, okay, okay. Here's a hard one. Here's a hard one. Okay.

What crazy thing happened to me at camp when I was nine?

You mean when you threw up in a canoe and you didn't want anyone to know it

you, so you told everyone it was Jasper's vomit?

You go to Henry's house, but afterward you come right home.

Look who's there!

Puberty!

I feel like you're made of iron.

Actually, I'm made of a liquid metal alloy that's over 400 times stronger

iron.

I hope you three handsome men are hungry.

Dinner will be ready in five minutes.

brought you a present.

Uh, that's okay. Guess what it is?

I don't... It's a...

Kelly Cratch.

The only way to know is to find out.

What's wrong with the TV?

It's been doing that all day. Schwoz can't fix the picture.

Let me see.

So, Henry, who do you think is going to win the fight?

Oh, man.

I got to go with Dexter. Oh, come on, dude. No.

Okay. I fixed the picture.

Come on, you guys. The fight's about to start. All right.

Hey,

when did we get these new glasses?

I picked these up at Sassy Glasses last weekend.

Cool blue color.

Yeah, well, actually, they're cobalt, so... Cobalt is just a shade of blue.

Not exactly.

Okay. Well, anyway, it's not even cobalt. It's more of a royal blue.

No, it's not royal.

Fighter on the left, are you ready?

Ready on the right?

Come on, Jimmy!

You can do it, Donald!

This glass is royal blue!

You're still a weirdo.

And I can't believe I missed the fight.

I sent that stupid robot to my house for nothing.

Hey, don't talk about Gerda that way.

She's my woman.

You know, maybe you should go home and send Gerda back here.

Yeah, and hurry.

I want to celebrate with her.

Hey, what's up?

This.

Hello, Henry.

Hey, so I'm back, and Schwoz wants you, so you should go back to the man cave.

Why Schwoz want me?

I don't know. I guess you're his girlfriend.

I don't know. Here, just go out this window, and then climb down this tree.

What if I am scared to go out the window?

Ah, it's easy. See, you just take a little jump to this big tree.

Gerda just threw me out my window. So now I need you, Charlotte, and Schwoz to

come here and get her out of my house.

What color is this glass?

What? Admit that this glass is cobalt.

Maybe we'll come help you.

It's cobalt. I'm sorry, what is it? It's...

fly swatter no worries i got it

what

you just mouth vacuum that fly and swallowed

to you upstairs?

Oh, sure.

One sec.

Uh, guess what?

What? I

just don't understand why

Gerda would throw you out the window.

Well, maybe Henry made her mad.

No, no, no, no, no. I programmed Gerda to be my girlfriend and love me.

She has no other emotions.

Well, can you program her to leave my house? Because I'd really like her to

leave my house.

Okay, here's Gerda. You asked me to get her, so I got her. And now I have

homework to do, so out the window I go.

Bye.

Throw Henry out the window.

Did he try something?

Uh, no.

Schwoz, look, this isn't easy to say.

Sweetheart, I made you. You can tell me anything.

You're very special.

You're a lovely man, and I do love you.

So much.

Okay, this is so weird. Shh.

touching moment between a man and his android baby i don't understand what

you're trying to tell me i'm saying that i love you but

i'm not in love with you oh ouch

i i feel human now and when

we cuddle okay all right okay come on

going to keep talking like this? Can you please turn Gerta back into her normal

self?

Thank you.

I don't want to be your Gerta anymore.

I need to be free.

I understand.

Thank you, maestro.

quick this remote now. But you, my Gerta, you may choose any form you wish

become.

Are you ready?

That's a good -looking bird.

Dude, she like just broke up with me.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry.

I will always love you too, Kertebert.