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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,265 --> 00:00:07,484 Previously on "Grosse Pointe Garden Society"... 2 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:09,530 Does a part of me wish that he had married 3 00:00:09,531 --> 00:00:12,576 some Grosse Pointer who just wanted to push out 4 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,622 a bunch of really cute grandbabies? 5 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,102 You're his muse. 6 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,408 I want to be a grown-up with you. 7 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:20,541 - Have any sold? - Enough to make rent. 8 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,543 I'm just tired of being your shoulder to cry on. 9 00:00:22,544 --> 00:00:25,067 - It's called friendship. - This just isn't working. 10 00:00:25,068 --> 00:00:26,199 Whatever dirt you can dig up, 11 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:27,852 I'm gonna need a lot to take the kids. 12 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:29,071 We kind of agreed. 13 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,377 He would put me through law school, 14 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:31,813 and when I got a job, It would be his turn. 15 00:00:31,814 --> 00:00:33,510 - Last night was really fun. - Got a little crazy. 16 00:00:33,511 --> 00:00:34,946 - The good kind? - The best kind. 17 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:36,339 We decided to sub pansies. 18 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:38,341 Well, they won't tell the same story, Catherine. 19 00:00:38,342 --> 00:00:39,560 I'm gonna murder Marilyn. 20 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:42,171 I'm the lunatic who's just imagined 21 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,173 we've been dying to get into each other's pants? 22 00:00:44,174 --> 00:00:45,914 Hey, I'm sorry if I've given you the wrong idea. 23 00:00:45,915 --> 00:00:48,438 Your son is about to throw his life away, 24 00:00:48,439 --> 00:00:49,961 and we're gonna have to do something about it. 25 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,789 We all know what's going on in your marriage. 26 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:54,009 I want you out of your office tonight. 27 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:56,359 How do we get the body to the garden? 28 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:58,144 I can drive the body. 29 00:01:06,109 --> 00:01:09,155 Look alive! 30 00:01:10,374 --> 00:01:12,071 Welcome. It is so lovely 31 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,333 to see you again this year. 32 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:15,030 Come on in. Grab some champagne. 33 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,728 Welcome to Monaco Under the Stars. 34 00:01:17,729 --> 00:01:20,340 Now, Lorraine, that dress really accomplishes 35 00:01:20,341 --> 00:01:21,950 what it set out to do. 36 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,082 Thank you. 37 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,344 It does look amazing, doesn't it? 38 00:01:24,345 --> 00:01:25,910 Now, I don't want to toot my own horn, 39 00:01:25,911 --> 00:01:27,825 but toot! 40 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:30,263 George, I did not recognize you with that cummerbund. 41 00:01:30,264 --> 00:01:32,395 Hazel, is he on some sort of secret mission? 42 00:01:32,396 --> 00:01:35,094 Because he is giving Octopussy. 43 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,486 I can't get into that restaurant, 44 00:01:36,487 --> 00:01:38,271 so I don't know what I have to do or who I have to-- 45 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,099 Hey! Oh, my-- 46 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:41,448 Help yourself to some champagne. 47 00:01:41,449 --> 00:01:42,753 Hi! Well, thank you. 48 00:01:42,754 --> 00:01:44,451 I hope you brought your checkbook, Fred. 49 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:46,714 ♪ Show those pearly whites... ♪ 50 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:49,412 Ah! You made it. 51 00:01:49,413 --> 00:01:51,849 Each square depicts a little bit 52 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,460 of Grosse Pointe history, 53 00:01:53,461 --> 00:01:55,940 dating all the way back to the Model T. 54 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,420 Oh, there you go! 55 00:01:57,421 --> 00:01:59,944 2,500 from Amanda Mills. Thank you, Amanda! 56 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:01,946 Do we have 3,000? 57 00:02:08,954 --> 00:02:10,216 3,000. 58 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,566 Okay, we are just getting started here, folks. 59 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:14,045 So who wants to take it up a notch? 60 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:15,569 Hank? Hank? 61 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,223 Your wife's face is telling all of us 62 00:02:17,224 --> 00:02:20,139 that you might want to. 63 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,924 Buzz! 64 00:02:23,273 --> 00:02:24,752 Damn it, Buzz! 65 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,892 How could you do this to me? 66 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:41,029 She just wants to know 67 00:02:41,030 --> 00:02:44,511 what's holding up the permit for her nail salon. 68 00:02:44,512 --> 00:02:47,340 City's got a moratorium on new awnings. 69 00:02:47,341 --> 00:02:48,863 You're the mayor, Buzz. 70 00:02:48,864 --> 00:02:50,952 You're supposed to help the community. 71 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:54,608 The community is not just your dingbat friends. 72 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:55,913 Oh. 73 00:02:55,914 --> 00:02:57,959 Mr. Fingers. 74 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,352 You already had your breakfast. 75 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:02,006 Marilyn, would you keep that thing off the table? 76 00:03:02,007 --> 00:03:04,139 I don't appreciate him tracking cat litter 77 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,880 where I'm trying to eat. 78 00:03:05,881 --> 00:03:07,490 Well, maybe he doesn't appreciate 79 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:08,709 you leaving the windows open. 80 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,972 It gets stuffy as hell in here. 81 00:03:10,973 --> 00:03:13,235 There are coyotes, Buzz. 82 00:03:16,021 --> 00:03:18,458 I'm gonna be late tonight. 83 00:03:18,459 --> 00:03:20,808 But I'm making osso buco. 84 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,550 We got to grind through dinner. 85 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:26,901 - Who's we? - What? 86 00:03:26,902 --> 00:03:29,425 You said, "We have to grind through dinner." 87 00:03:29,426 --> 00:03:32,254 You and who else? 88 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,213 Tara, obviously. 89 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,216 Seems like you guys spend an awful lot of time together. 90 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:39,087 She's the only one on the team 91 00:03:39,088 --> 00:03:40,871 who'll put in the hours. 92 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:43,744 We can talk about it later, okay? 93 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:49,271 Can we do the osso buco tomorrow? 94 00:03:51,970 --> 00:03:55,321 The longer it marinates, the more tender it'll be. 95 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:03,154 You'll have dinner with me, right, Mr. Fingers? 96 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:04,852 Come here. 97 00:04:04,853 --> 00:04:06,593 People love to say being a mother 98 00:04:06,594 --> 00:04:08,943 is the hardest job in the world. 99 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,514 I'd argue raising a healthy garden 100 00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,429 is just as demanding. 101 00:04:18,780 --> 00:04:21,695 From the expensive equipment to the pricey pesticides, 102 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:24,785 gardens are a constant drain on your resources. 103 00:04:24,786 --> 00:04:28,179 This should cover the tutor, SAT prep books, rulers, 104 00:04:28,180 --> 00:04:30,573 protractors, calculators, 105 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,794 whatever else it takes to get into college these days. 106 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:38,277 I can't thank you enough, Ms. Bradley. 107 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:39,756 Don't give him the money. 108 00:04:39,757 --> 00:04:41,584 He'll just lose it all in crypto. 109 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,107 And then no one's going to college. 110 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:53,379 And just when you can finally enjoy 111 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:55,337 your garden's beauty... 112 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:02,302 You have to rake it all out and start over next season. 113 00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:07,349 Since when do you do yoga? 114 00:05:08,786 --> 00:05:10,831 You ready to have your mind really blown? 115 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,010 You're juicing? 116 00:05:16,011 --> 00:05:18,795 Mm, I got to stay young for the kids. 117 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:20,754 I've been told I need my chakras tuned. 118 00:05:20,755 --> 00:05:22,408 - Ew! - Right, gross. 119 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:24,584 No. 120 00:05:24,585 --> 00:05:26,673 There's no mats left. - Oh, I'll get you one. 121 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:28,718 - How? - I got pull here. 122 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,372 How? 123 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:33,157 Hey, babe... 124 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:34,768 can I get another mat? 125 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,998 Hmm. 126 00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:52,351 I hate when you think the lid's on, but it's not, 127 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,613 and then it explodes everywhere. 128 00:05:53,614 --> 00:05:54,962 Hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 129 00:05:54,963 --> 00:05:57,486 Take it easy. - What? They gave me a new one. 130 00:05:57,487 --> 00:06:00,010 Okay, take a seat. Just deep breaths. 131 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:02,796 - Are you okay? - Um, are you okay? 132 00:06:02,797 --> 00:06:04,406 Yeah, I'm fine, weirdo. Why? 133 00:06:04,407 --> 00:06:06,713 Ah. 134 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:09,193 Because I just heard you're going to lunch with my mom. 135 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:12,414 Well, she's been asking for years. 136 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:15,374 Yeah, and you said you'd only ever go over your dead body. 137 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,420 Well, that was before we figured out a way 138 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:20,379 to make our lives work here. 139 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,468 Uh-uh, you figured out. 140 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,078 Stop. 141 00:06:26,081 --> 00:06:29,170 Mm. They're flying off the walls. 142 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:30,432 I mean-- 143 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:32,869 - How many sold? - All of them. 144 00:06:32,870 --> 00:06:34,610 I can't keep up. 145 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:36,569 Okay, then you keep painting, 146 00:06:36,570 --> 00:06:39,441 and I will enjoy my club sandwich with Patty. 147 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:40,921 First, you'll start with a wedge. 148 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:44,446 It's a little heavy for lunch, but I'm down. 149 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:46,448 Yeah? Are you down for the hour-long debate 150 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:48,407 about whether or not she should have dessert? 151 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:49,973 Only if she does. 152 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,714 She never does. 153 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:54,064 - Oh. - Yeah. 154 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:55,370 Sorry. 155 00:06:58,026 --> 00:07:00,375 When did kids' birthdays get so out of control? 156 00:07:00,376 --> 00:07:02,682 Oh, we rented out the Detroit Zoo for Addie's. 157 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,248 - The entire zoo? - It's the only way you get 158 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,250 the hands-on experience with the elephants. 159 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:08,427 Remember when it was just, like, Nerf guns and pizza 160 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:09,819 in a backyard? 161 00:07:09,820 --> 00:07:11,908 How does that get you any cred on TikTok? 162 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:13,649 Every birthday, they just go bigger and bigger. 163 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,434 Oh, what's Zach's theme this year? 164 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,652 Outer space. 165 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,480 Oh, so, like, renting out the planetarium? 166 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:19,742 Well, knowing Melissa and Connor, 167 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:20,917 they'll put the kids in orbit 168 00:07:20,918 --> 00:07:22,528 in some tech billionaire's rocket. 169 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,921 Dakota's friend Isaac is doing that for his bar mitzvah. 170 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:26,053 What? 171 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,533 - Yeah. - Mazel. 172 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:29,143 It's like the only reason I'm even there 173 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,449 is to feel bad about myself. 174 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,972 Not the only reason. 175 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,104 They already hired a guy to set up the bounce house. 176 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:36,933 Uh, your son, dummy. 177 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:38,413 Oh. 178 00:07:38,414 --> 00:07:40,459 Anyone have a daisy grubber? 179 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,983 Oh, here, take mine. 180 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,593 Haven't I taken enough from you? 181 00:07:47,336 --> 00:07:49,293 Always here for you, Alice. 182 00:07:51,949 --> 00:07:54,473 Never mind. I'll prune. 183 00:07:58,521 --> 00:07:59,695 Mm-mm. 184 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:01,131 I can't do another month of this. 185 00:08:01,132 --> 00:08:03,525 At least they're being mature about it. 186 00:08:03,526 --> 00:08:04,874 Ladies! 187 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:06,834 Less chitchat, more clip-clip! 188 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,925 Azaleas don't pinch themselves. - On it, Marilyn. 189 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,970 Like this! 190 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:15,232 Ouch. 191 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:18,453 Well, you only hurt the ones you love. 192 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:40,693 Okay, go ahead. 193 00:08:40,694 --> 00:08:41,955 Hey! 194 00:08:41,956 --> 00:08:43,260 Thank you. 195 00:08:43,261 --> 00:08:44,610 He got so much more whipped cream than me. 196 00:08:44,611 --> 00:08:46,960 Okay, you know what? just go sit down. 197 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,615 Go ahead. Thank you. 198 00:08:49,616 --> 00:08:53,227 I mean, how dare you try to buy them a delicious treat? 199 00:08:53,228 --> 00:08:54,533 What were you thinking? 200 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:57,057 It's like this mind control thing they do. 201 00:08:57,058 --> 00:08:58,624 I start driving them home from school, 202 00:08:58,625 --> 00:08:59,842 and I wake up here. 203 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:02,062 Pierce Goldman, Goldman Weiss Properties. 204 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,586 Oh. I've seen your billboards. 205 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:07,328 You used to work with Gary Mills. 206 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,199 Unfortunately. 207 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:12,333 I knew you looked familiar. 208 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,987 I've heard a lot about you. 209 00:09:13,988 --> 00:09:15,162 Yeah, well... 210 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:19,035 Okay, yes, it's all true. 211 00:09:19,036 --> 00:09:21,603 I banged his brains out in every house in Grosse Pointe. 212 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:22,996 But you know what you didn't hear? 213 00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,998 I sold all those houses-- 214 00:09:24,999 --> 00:09:26,565 not Gary, not his father-in-law, 215 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,175 definitely not the rest of that frat house 216 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,655 they called a realty team. 217 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,091 It was all me. 218 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:36,662 That's exactly what I heard. 219 00:09:38,447 --> 00:09:39,708 Oh. 220 00:09:39,709 --> 00:09:41,797 Look... 221 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:44,626 if you ever want to get back in the game, 222 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:46,062 we need a closer. 223 00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,847 - Your Americano. - Thanks. 224 00:09:47,848 --> 00:09:49,718 Not that kind, though. 225 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,379 No problem, Mr. Donnelly. 226 00:09:58,380 --> 00:09:59,902 And just clear the afternoon, Liz. 227 00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,208 Major client's coming in. 228 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:04,341 Wow. Thanks. 229 00:10:04,342 --> 00:10:06,909 Could I get a coffee? 230 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:08,519 Liz, can we get a coffee in here? 231 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,565 All right, Kenny, let's make this fast. 232 00:10:10,566 --> 00:10:14,003 Your boy has been very busy. 233 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,396 Excellent. 234 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:17,659 Okay, last month, 235 00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:20,880 he illegally parked in a yellow zone. 236 00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,359 Okay, so? 237 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,187 It wasn't a Sunday. 238 00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,712 - What else? - Okay. 239 00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,716 Ah! He's a thief. 240 00:10:30,717 --> 00:10:32,152 Really? 241 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,893 Self-checkout at the market. 242 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,416 I'm listening. 243 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,244 Forgot to pay for bags. 244 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,724 All right. 245 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,117 Kenny, can I ask you a question? 246 00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:43,250 - Shoot. - What's our goal here? 247 00:10:43,251 --> 00:10:46,557 - To dig up dirt on Brett. - No. 248 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:49,648 Our goal, Kenny. 249 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,693 To get you and the missus sole custody. 250 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,129 There he is. Now we're getting it. 251 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,914 So you guys can move to Chicago 252 00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,350 and join that fancy law firm. 253 00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:58,091 So why the hell have I been paying you for weeks 254 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,614 to detail his yoga routine? 255 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:00,963 He's really making progress. 256 00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:04,227 I didn't hire you to start a Brett fan club. 257 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:06,665 Thank you. 258 00:11:13,934 --> 00:11:15,412 Get back out there 259 00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:17,066 and find me something I can use. 260 00:11:20,767 --> 00:11:23,203 The guy who built this house also did a bunch of museums 261 00:11:23,204 --> 00:11:25,118 in Tokyo. 262 00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:27,642 Looks like my dentist's office. 263 00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:28,948 Same vibe. 264 00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:32,299 Uh, about to start my shift. 265 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,867 Even better. 266 00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,306 You might want something stronger, though. 267 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:42,439 Ford got an A on his history test? 268 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,876 That's what it says. 269 00:11:46,575 --> 00:11:48,141 Yes! 270 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:50,143 Oh, I knew he could do it! 271 00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:52,580 School says he cheated. 272 00:11:52,581 --> 00:11:53,712 Why? 273 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,583 His answers were, like, identical 274 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,411 to the kid in front of him. 275 00:11:57,412 --> 00:12:00,327 Okay, well, maybe he studied just as hard. 276 00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:02,503 You don't go from a D to an A overnight. 277 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,331 Like people can't change? 278 00:12:04,332 --> 00:12:05,811 They're kicking him out. 279 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:08,423 I wish it could be different, but... 280 00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:13,296 You can't do nothing! 281 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,168 You don't get it, lady. 282 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,213 Educate me. 283 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:18,911 Even if I believed him, 284 00:12:18,912 --> 00:12:21,304 that school's not gonna listen to people like us. 285 00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:23,567 Why? 286 00:12:23,568 --> 00:12:26,919 The guy who built my house was a plumber from Toledo. 287 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:39,409 What looks good? 288 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:42,412 Uh, thinking about starting with a wedge. 289 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:44,066 With blue cheese? 290 00:12:44,067 --> 00:12:45,894 Yeah, is there any other way? 291 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:47,417 Huh. 292 00:12:47,418 --> 00:12:49,550 Are you ordering that because you want it or... 293 00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:51,160 Well, I love salad. 294 00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,640 Or because I'd want it? 295 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,558 I'm just trying to fit in. 296 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,690 Well, now look at this. How cute. 297 00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,388 Just, uh, doing a little bonding 298 00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:02,650 with my favorite daughter-in-law. 299 00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:05,566 How, uh--how's the mayor? 300 00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:08,047 Working his fanny off, per usual. 301 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,483 Uh, speaking of, 302 00:13:09,484 --> 00:13:11,877 have you asked him about Keith's parking ticket? 303 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,661 Yeah. 304 00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:16,577 Buzz said that he parked in handicapped. 305 00:13:16,578 --> 00:13:18,666 Well, with his back, he should be allowed to. 306 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,016 They just won't give him the little blue sign. 307 00:13:21,017 --> 00:13:22,409 Mm. 308 00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,981 Okay, well, I'll--I'll see what I can do. 309 00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:30,765 You're the best. 310 00:13:30,766 --> 00:13:33,202 Um, try the wedge. Excellent. 311 00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:35,379 Oh, yeah, so I hear. 312 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:40,383 She's such a phony bitch. 313 00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,082 Why do you quilt together if you don't like each other? 314 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:46,781 'Cause we're all just trying to fit in, Alice. 315 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,739 Look, you want to get out of here? 316 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:52,265 - Well, we haven't ordered yet. - Well, the food sucks. 317 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,181 Come on, let's go. You like hot dogs? 318 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:57,618 Maybe I got you all wrong, Patty. 319 00:13:57,619 --> 00:14:00,099 You know what? We're not that different. 320 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:02,753 Mm, but you love this town. 321 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,930 It doesn't mean I didn't have other plans. 322 00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:08,107 Well, I mean, you live four blocks 323 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:09,108 from where you grew up. 324 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,805 Ah, excuse me. 325 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,894 Just excuse me for a minute, young lady, 326 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:17,768 but you are looking at WBIV's premier weather girl. 327 00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:18,595 Stop it. 328 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:21,381 Mm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm. 329 00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,384 Taking a closer look now at Wayne County. 330 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,820 Keep that umbrella handy 331 00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:28,040 because we have a warm front coming in, 332 00:14:28,041 --> 00:14:31,086 keeping our chance of rain elevated through midweek. 333 00:14:31,087 --> 00:14:32,958 Mm, back to you, Alice. 334 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:35,177 Wow! 335 00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:36,918 - Eh... - Wow! 336 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,267 Yeah. 337 00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:41,880 I was gonna work my way up to station manager. 338 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,620 Why didn't you? 339 00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,231 Oh, I don't know. 340 00:14:45,232 --> 00:14:47,320 Long hours, the varicose veins, 341 00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:49,365 the sexual harassment. 342 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,151 But you're so good. 343 00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,109 Well, then... 344 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,503 I had Doug. 345 00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:57,939 You didn't want to go back? 346 00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,376 Well, now I'm a different kind of station manager. 347 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,639 Do you regret it? 348 00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:05,947 Not for a second. 349 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,994 Having a baby's not for everyone, Patty. 350 00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,821 Oh, neither are olives 351 00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:13,563 until you spend the summer in Florence. 352 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,043 Well, at least you got to be 353 00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:18,003 a meteorologist first. 354 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:21,006 That is why I have arranged it... 355 00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:23,008 so you can do both. 356 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,618 What do you mean? 357 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:26,663 You can spend the whole day writing 358 00:15:26,664 --> 00:15:28,361 because you won't need a day job. 359 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:31,190 And my Dougie can paint till he's blue in the face. 360 00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,670 How are you arranging that? 361 00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:36,109 Who's ever bought a painting from a coffee shop wall? 362 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,720 Someone who loves art? 363 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,548 Someone who loves her son. 364 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,206 You've spent thousands of dollars. 365 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:49,382 Eh, Keith and I have quite the nest egg. 366 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:50,861 Oh, my God. 367 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,820 Yeah, we were gonna be snowbirds in West Palm Beach, 368 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,430 but... - I cannot believe it. 369 00:15:54,431 --> 00:15:56,389 Who needs to buy an overpriced condo 370 00:15:56,390 --> 00:16:01,002 when we could invest in your dreams... 371 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:03,309 and a grandbaby? 372 00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,964 This is straight-up blackmail. 373 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,096 - Eh, don't be so dramatic. - That is what it is. 374 00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:10,491 Patty! - It's an opportunity, honey. 375 00:16:11,883 --> 00:16:13,580 I don't see it that way. 376 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:16,017 Well, you want to know how I see it? 377 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:19,499 High-pressure front creates clear skies ahead. 378 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,544 It's a great time to soak up the sunshine 379 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,633 and enjoy the fresh air. 380 00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,595 Back to you, Alice. 381 00:16:42,914 --> 00:16:45,438 Was it awful? 382 00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:48,484 Your mom is just full of surprises. 383 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:51,140 Yeah, she already texted. 384 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,316 What did she say? 385 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:57,493 She feels like you really get where she's coming from now. 386 00:16:57,494 --> 00:17:00,496 Yeah, well, she made it pretty clear. 387 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:01,889 Hmm. 388 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:09,418 Can you, um, take a break? 389 00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:14,119 I'm kind of in the zone right now, babe. 390 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,468 I need to tell you something. 391 00:17:15,469 --> 00:17:18,167 Well, the coffee shop wants another series. 392 00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:21,735 - Awesome. - Yeah. 393 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,258 I mean, the guy thinks I should charge more 394 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:26,044 because they're selling so fast. 395 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,784 Like, how much? 396 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:29,960 He thinks I should double it. 397 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:32,180 - Jesus. - Yeah. 398 00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:36,054 I mean, at those prices, I could leave the sign shop. 399 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:38,839 Is that smart? 400 00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,623 I mean, I could be legit. 401 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,278 I could open my own art gallery. 402 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,106 Yeah, but it seems risky. 403 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:48,327 Okay. Where is this coming from? 404 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,634 I just don't want you hurt. 405 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:58,467 I'm tough. 406 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:01,601 Oh, hey, uh, what was it you wanted to tell me? 407 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,302 Um... 408 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,609 just that your mom... 409 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:15,571 Is really proud of you. 410 00:18:17,574 --> 00:18:19,228 Oh. 411 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:22,970 Oh, how did the, uh, dessert battle go? 412 00:18:25,930 --> 00:18:28,018 Brutal. 413 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:31,109 Well, that's the thing about Mom. 414 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:34,068 She always wins. 415 00:18:40,031 --> 00:18:42,163 Ooh! How's the Alien Blood? 416 00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,557 Oh, it's just lemonade and dry ice. 417 00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,125 Aww, were you hoping for real alien blood? 418 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,517 There's an actual astronaut 419 00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:50,171 taking pictures with everyone, so... 420 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:52,173 Oh, yeah, and don't forget the exact replica 421 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:55,045 of Mission Control. - Mm. 422 00:18:55,046 --> 00:18:56,570 No one needs me here. 423 00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:04,054 I need you... - Thank you. 424 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,752 - Inside this moon bounce. - Oh! 425 00:19:05,753 --> 00:19:06,709 - Stat! - Yeah. 426 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,581 I mean, look at him. 427 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:10,800 He never exercised once when we were married. 428 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,368 Now he's like a gymnast. 429 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,066 Everybody's a gymnast in a bounce house, Melissa. 430 00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:17,764 I saw him hold Crow Pose 431 00:19:17,765 --> 00:19:19,896 for, like, ten minutes the other day. 432 00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,071 What the hell is that? 433 00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,377 I'm just saying-- 434 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,075 if he tried this hard when we were married... 435 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,469 Okay? 436 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:29,384 Okay what? 437 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,125 Well, finish your sentence. 438 00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:33,214 Nothing. 439 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:34,955 It's just annoying. 440 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,529 Higher. Come on! 441 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,795 You got a good arm. 442 00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:50,405 You should join the baseball team. 443 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,146 It'd look good on your applications. 444 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:53,800 Don't have to worry about that now. 445 00:19:53,801 --> 00:19:56,106 Oh, we're gonna worry about it, braj. 446 00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:59,414 Did you just say "braj"? 447 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,634 All I need is your study guide. 448 00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:03,549 My tutor didn't give it to me. 449 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:05,768 Okay, so we'll go get it from him. 450 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:06,987 What's the point? 451 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,729 You're the one getting screwed. 452 00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:12,166 Actually... 453 00:20:12,167 --> 00:20:13,515 you are. 454 00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,301 How? 455 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:18,477 If all this goes away, 456 00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:20,957 you and my dad can't rub your privates on each other anymore. 457 00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,482 Ew! 458 00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:28,835 That's why you think I'm doing this? 459 00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:32,273 I saw you guys sharing a piece of pie, okay? 460 00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:34,797 So what? I like pie. 461 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:37,409 Nobody shares pie unless they're smashin' smellies. 462 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:40,890 Stop saying those things! 463 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,457 Am I wrong? 464 00:20:42,458 --> 00:20:44,677 Regardless of what you think you saw 465 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:47,245 or what you think I'm dying to do with my lady parts, 466 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,378 you still deserve your day in court. 467 00:20:52,425 --> 00:20:56,645 The tutor probably shouldn't testify on my behalf. 468 00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:57,951 Why not? 469 00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,648 Because, uh... 470 00:20:59,649 --> 00:21:02,391 I paid him in weed so he'd go away. 471 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:05,915 How'd you get the A, then? 472 00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:09,745 Just copied off the dork in front of me. 473 00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,793 Why? 474 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,233 Oh, it's just easier being the kid everyone thinks I am. 475 00:21:19,234 --> 00:21:21,670 But you don't have to be. 476 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:28,286 It's the only way to get rid of you. 477 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:33,421 There were a million other ways to do that. 478 00:21:44,868 --> 00:21:47,348 And then face it out that way. 479 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,872 - Ooh, nice! - No, we got people for that. 480 00:21:49,873 --> 00:21:51,918 Oh. All right, rad. 481 00:21:51,919 --> 00:21:54,050 Um, well, thank you for letting me crash 482 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,313 your son's birthday party. 483 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,749 Oh, my gosh, no. 484 00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:58,359 Thank you for the killer class. It was amazing. 485 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,143 Oh, hey, you did all the work. 486 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:02,232 You're the one who taught Brett to touch his toes. 487 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,364 Oh, yeah. 488 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:05,410 Yeah, he's not-- he's not exactly a yogi, 489 00:22:05,411 --> 00:22:08,717 but, you know, he's a pretty great dude. 490 00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:10,981 Well, you must be pretty great yourself. 491 00:22:14,594 --> 00:22:16,551 Check, check. 492 00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:20,861 Will the birthday boy please report to the dance floor? 493 00:22:22,732 --> 00:22:25,386 I said, will the birthday boy 494 00:22:25,387 --> 00:22:28,258 please report to the dance floor? 495 00:22:28,259 --> 00:22:29,782 There he is. 496 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:50,411 ♪ Yo, pretty ladies around the world ♪ 497 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,544 ♪ Got a weird thing to show you ♪ 498 00:22:52,545 --> 00:22:54,894 ♪ So tell all the boys and girls ♪ 499 00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:58,637 ♪ Wave your hands in the air like you don't care ♪ 500 00:22:58,638 --> 00:23:01,030 ♪ Glide by the people 501 00:23:01,031 --> 00:23:03,119 ♪ As they start to look and stare ♪ 502 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,643 Oh, Zach. 503 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,775 ♪ Do your dance, do your dance quick ♪ 504 00:23:15,568 --> 00:23:17,525 - Hold my Alien Blood. - Yeah 505 00:23:17,526 --> 00:23:19,092 Okay, yeah! 506 00:23:19,093 --> 00:23:20,876 Come on, everyone, it's a dance party. 507 00:23:20,877 --> 00:23:23,270 Everybody report to the dance floor. 508 00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,667 ♪ But you got to realize 509 00:23:28,668 --> 00:23:30,538 ♪ That you're acting like fools ♪ 510 00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:32,627 ♪ If there's music, we can use it ♪ 511 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:34,977 ♪ We need to dance 512 00:23:34,978 --> 00:23:38,764 ♪ We don't have no time for psychological romance ♪ 513 00:23:38,765 --> 00:23:41,462 ♪ No romance, no romance 514 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:43,943 ♪ No romance for me, mama 515 00:23:43,944 --> 00:23:47,207 ♪ Come on, baby, tell me what's the word? ♪ 516 00:23:47,208 --> 00:23:49,601 Don't get me wrong. 517 00:23:49,602 --> 00:23:51,559 She's attractive, that's for sure. 518 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,648 But her features are too even for Buzz. 519 00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,171 I mean, that injected airbrush look 520 00:23:55,172 --> 00:23:56,172 just doesn't do it for him. 521 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,654 Even if it's all the rage on social media. 522 00:24:01,744 --> 00:24:03,832 Maybe I'm old-fashioned, 523 00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,008 but I still say the way to get in a man's pants 524 00:24:06,009 --> 00:24:07,270 is through his stomach. 525 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:09,098 Yeah, right, Mr. Fingers? 526 00:24:09,099 --> 00:24:11,710 Don't you worry your furry little tail, okay? 527 00:24:11,711 --> 00:24:13,842 Buzz knows a girl that thin 528 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:16,454 could never make a meal like this, right? 529 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:17,498 Yeah. 530 00:24:24,375 --> 00:24:26,333 Alice? 531 00:24:26,334 --> 00:24:27,900 Alice, it's Marilyn. 532 00:24:27,901 --> 00:24:30,946 Um, I need you to call me back right away. 533 00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:32,861 It's very important. Please. 534 00:24:32,862 --> 00:24:34,690 Something terrible has happened. 535 00:24:52,839 --> 00:24:54,361 Sorry I'm late. 536 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:58,060 Um, we're in a meeting here. 537 00:24:58,061 --> 00:24:59,497 Who are you? 538 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,107 Mm, that's not the right question. 539 00:25:01,108 --> 00:25:02,238 Excuse me? 540 00:25:02,239 --> 00:25:04,284 The question you should be asking is, 541 00:25:04,285 --> 00:25:07,156 why does the CEO of the Birdie Bradley Foundation 542 00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:08,854 have to waste her time 543 00:25:08,855 --> 00:25:11,335 to defend our premier candidate? 544 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,513 I honestly need to know who you are 545 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:16,688 for security purposes. 546 00:25:16,689 --> 00:25:19,560 I'm... 547 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:21,823 I'm Birdie Bradley. 548 00:25:21,824 --> 00:25:23,477 Are we safe right now? 549 00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,044 She gave Ford the scholarship. 550 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:26,480 That I hear he may lose 551 00:25:26,481 --> 00:25:29,178 based on these scurrilous allegations. 552 00:25:29,179 --> 00:25:31,833 We have a strict policy when it comes to cheating. 553 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,879 Oh, yeah? What's the policy? 554 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,620 Don't bother believing in yourself 555 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:37,099 because no one else will? 556 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,362 Guilty until proven innocent? 557 00:25:39,363 --> 00:25:40,668 He had the exact same answers. 558 00:25:40,669 --> 00:25:42,191 Exactly. 559 00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:45,499 How do we know this other student didn't cheat off Ford? 560 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,240 She's a National Merit Scholar 561 00:25:47,241 --> 00:25:50,243 who's attending Yale in the fall. 562 00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:52,724 Exactly. No need to study anymore. 563 00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,987 Classic case of senioritis. 564 00:25:54,988 --> 00:25:56,597 Ford also admitted he cheated 565 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,687 two minutes before you walked in. 566 00:26:02,822 --> 00:26:07,042 Exactly, because the system is stacked against him 567 00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,957 and every other student 568 00:26:08,958 --> 00:26:12,178 who will never be a National Merit Scholar. 569 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,396 Ms. Bradley-- 570 00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:15,485 Ford is a victim of privileged bias, 571 00:26:15,486 --> 00:26:17,618 which is not just an indictment of this school 572 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:20,012 but really of the entire education system 573 00:26:20,013 --> 00:26:21,448 in this country. 574 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,102 I don't disagree there's room for improvement. 575 00:26:23,103 --> 00:26:25,408 So you agree that you give kids with money 576 00:26:25,409 --> 00:26:27,323 an unfair advantage? - I never said that. 577 00:26:27,324 --> 00:26:29,848 And yet, we all heard you loud and clear. 578 00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,766 The Foundation is prepared to forgive 579 00:26:34,767 --> 00:26:38,117 your offensive assault on disadvantaged students 580 00:26:38,118 --> 00:26:42,643 in exchange for Ford's complete exoneration. 581 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:47,387 This whole thing is making me real uncomfortable. 582 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:49,694 Well, would it make you more comfortable 583 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:51,783 if the Foundation continued the scholarship 584 00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,959 for another student after Ford graduates? 585 00:26:59,705 --> 00:27:01,793 It'd make me even more comfortable 586 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:03,490 if it was two students. 587 00:27:03,491 --> 00:27:05,840 It's educators like you that give me hope 588 00:27:05,841 --> 00:27:07,495 for our children's future. 589 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:13,065 Commercial real estate's on the other side. 590 00:27:13,066 --> 00:27:15,110 International properties are on the second floor. 591 00:27:15,111 --> 00:27:16,546 Offices in London and Prague 592 00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:18,679 and just now getting set up in South America. 593 00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,246 You guys have everything but your own barista. 594 00:27:20,247 --> 00:27:22,988 My man Micheli makes the perfect cappuccino. 595 00:27:22,989 --> 00:27:24,032 He's here round the clock. 596 00:27:24,033 --> 00:27:25,251 This is it. 597 00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:28,341 If everything goes well, this would be you. 598 00:27:28,342 --> 00:27:31,083 We'd have you round out our luxury property team. 599 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:33,607 And then, you know, the usual grind of nights and weekends 600 00:27:33,608 --> 00:27:35,522 until you work your client list back up. 601 00:27:35,523 --> 00:27:37,524 - Where do I sign? - Full disclosure-- 602 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,178 we do have some other candidates in the wings. 603 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,006 Oh, send them home. I'm your guy. 604 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,311 Team's excited to meet you. 605 00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:44,357 I never had a chance to shine at McManus. 606 00:27:44,358 --> 00:27:46,707 Gary always sucked all the air out of the room. 607 00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:49,667 Let me show you what makes me great. 608 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,930 That is the razzle-dazzle the team wants to see. 609 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:57,239 All right, you know her from her work and more. 610 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,372 The infamous Catherine Crosby, everyone. 611 00:27:59,373 --> 00:28:00,808 - Hey. - Hi. 612 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:05,204 Hi. 613 00:28:06,554 --> 00:28:09,208 I am so sorry. 614 00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:11,601 - What's wrong? - My daughter just threw up. 615 00:28:11,602 --> 00:28:12,733 Oh. 616 00:28:12,734 --> 00:28:14,082 Is she alone? 617 00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:16,433 No, the babysitter's there, but... 618 00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:20,436 Can she handle it until you get home? 619 00:28:29,142 --> 00:28:31,012 She really needs her mom. 620 00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:35,713 Sorry. 621 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:43,372 All right, who's on deck? That bald guy in the lobby? 622 00:28:43,373 --> 00:28:45,766 It was supposed to be my solo, not a dance party. 623 00:28:45,767 --> 00:28:47,202 Mm-hmm. 624 00:28:47,203 --> 00:28:48,900 Brett jumps in right before I throw my airflare, 625 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:50,771 you know, and does some lame Funky Chicken. 626 00:28:50,772 --> 00:28:52,207 Yeah. 627 00:28:52,208 --> 00:28:53,600 I mean, he just-- 628 00:28:53,601 --> 00:28:55,863 he always has to steal my thunder, you know? 629 00:28:55,864 --> 00:28:56,951 Sucks. 630 00:28:56,952 --> 00:28:59,084 What is with that guy? 631 00:29:01,304 --> 00:29:04,785 We can't move to Chicago. 632 00:29:04,786 --> 00:29:07,440 I was watching him with her and with Zach and with Zoe 633 00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:11,313 and how much fun they have together. 634 00:29:11,314 --> 00:29:13,141 We have fun with them, too. 635 00:29:13,142 --> 00:29:15,578 I can't take that away from him. 636 00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:16,971 Look, Melissa, the firm, 637 00:29:16,972 --> 00:29:18,451 they're not gonna give me another shot like this. 638 00:29:18,452 --> 00:29:21,846 I can't ruin his life again. I can't. 639 00:29:23,979 --> 00:29:25,328 What about mine? 640 00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:29,201 You still have me. 641 00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:47,915 ♪ I don't want to have to go where you don't follow ♪ 642 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:52,224 ♪ I won't hold back again this passion inside ♪ 643 00:29:52,225 --> 00:29:54,661 ♪ I can't run from myself 644 00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:58,665 ♪ There's nowhere to hide 645 00:29:58,666 --> 00:30:04,497 ♪ Your love I'll remember forever ♪ 646 00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:08,153 ♪ Don't make me 647 00:30:08,154 --> 00:30:11,896 ♪ Close one more door 648 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:16,379 ♪ I don't want to hurt anymore ♪ 649 00:30:24,126 --> 00:30:26,127 What are you, drunk? 650 00:30:26,128 --> 00:30:27,563 Move! Move! 651 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:02,860 You okay? 652 00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:06,212 Yeah. Uh, yeah, I'm just-- 653 00:31:10,172 --> 00:31:13,392 Do you ever wish that, um, life had a pause button? 654 00:31:18,746 --> 00:31:21,008 My daughter threw up on me all night. 655 00:31:21,009 --> 00:31:24,185 - Oh, my God! - It, like, got in my mouth. 656 00:31:24,186 --> 00:31:27,929 - I don't know how you do it. - Neither do I. 657 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,673 - What's it like? - Having kids? 658 00:31:33,674 --> 00:31:35,936 Yeah. 659 00:31:35,937 --> 00:31:38,026 But what's it really like? 660 00:31:39,506 --> 00:31:42,203 Uh... 661 00:31:42,204 --> 00:31:44,727 okay, well... 662 00:31:44,728 --> 00:31:47,078 at first, it's all about keeping them 663 00:31:47,079 --> 00:31:50,168 from hurting themselves-- you know, choking on hot dogs, 664 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:51,996 uh, plastic bags over their heads, 665 00:31:51,997 --> 00:31:55,260 forks in toasters, crosswalks. 666 00:31:56,958 --> 00:32:01,353 And if they survive all that, your reward is worrying 667 00:32:01,354 --> 00:32:04,660 about drugs you've never even heard of, 668 00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:09,405 eating disorders, depression, anxiety, heartbreak. 669 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,452 Whoa. 670 00:32:13,453 --> 00:32:17,413 That's not even the most terrifying part, really. 671 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:21,460 Someday... 672 00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:25,246 you will be covered in puke at 2:00 in the morning 673 00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,814 and... 674 00:32:29,164 --> 00:32:32,951 Suddenly realize you have no idea who you are anymore. 675 00:32:35,823 --> 00:32:37,737 So... 676 00:32:37,738 --> 00:32:41,567 why would anyone ever have kids? 677 00:32:45,572 --> 00:32:48,182 'Cause... 678 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:50,968 there's, like... 679 00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:55,015 I don't know, five minutes in every day that are... 680 00:32:55,016 --> 00:32:57,017 so incredible. 681 00:32:58,759 --> 00:33:02,805 You catch them singing a song to themselves in the tub, 682 00:33:02,806 --> 00:33:06,462 or they snuggle up to you like a puppy. 683 00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,250 Whatever it is, those five minutes 684 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,993 make you forget that you're in hell. 685 00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:20,040 But is that... enough? 686 00:33:23,697 --> 00:33:26,046 Sometimes. 687 00:33:29,616 --> 00:33:31,879 How's that for a truth bomb? 688 00:33:33,663 --> 00:33:35,621 Nuclear. 689 00:33:42,672 --> 00:33:44,412 Time to un-pause. 690 00:34:17,794 --> 00:34:19,665 What'd I do now? 691 00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:22,102 You hit a guy where it hurts. 692 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:24,496 Are you serious? 693 00:34:24,497 --> 00:34:27,716 You just barge in like you own the place... 694 00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:28,804 Have you been drinking? 695 00:34:28,805 --> 00:34:30,067 Wave your credit cards around. 696 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,372 Yeah, I use what I got. 697 00:34:31,373 --> 00:34:34,158 You've known the kid all of five minutes. 698 00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:36,290 - So? - So you've-- 699 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:38,031 you've done more for him in one day 700 00:34:38,032 --> 00:34:40,294 than I've been able to do in ten years. 701 00:34:40,295 --> 00:34:42,122 Okay. 702 00:34:42,123 --> 00:34:43,819 You're welcome. 703 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:46,692 Do you have any idea how that makes me feel as a father? 704 00:34:49,609 --> 00:34:51,131 All I did was write a check. 705 00:34:51,132 --> 00:34:53,307 Yeah, well... 706 00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:57,094 that's what works with them. 707 00:34:57,095 --> 00:35:01,663 I just want your son to have a fair shot. 708 00:35:01,664 --> 00:35:03,230 And... 709 00:35:03,231 --> 00:35:06,886 you used the word "scurrilous." 710 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:09,367 I googled it in the car. 711 00:35:11,370 --> 00:35:13,501 Oh, boy. 712 00:35:13,502 --> 00:35:16,548 Okay, I may have had a few drinks. 713 00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,202 Mm. 714 00:35:18,203 --> 00:35:21,857 Rough day? - Nervous to see you. 715 00:35:21,858 --> 00:35:23,859 You know, the last time we were alone, 716 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,296 things happened. 717 00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:28,299 Hmm. How do you feel now? 718 00:35:28,300 --> 00:35:29,561 Bummed. 719 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:31,389 Why? 720 00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:36,090 Well, the right thing to do isn't what I want. 721 00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:39,701 Then you definitely shouldn't stay. 722 00:35:39,702 --> 00:35:43,575 Yeah, that is definitely something I shouldn't do. 723 00:35:47,057 --> 00:35:48,928 Just for the sake of argument, though... 724 00:35:48,929 --> 00:35:52,105 Yeah? 725 00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:54,107 What if you did? 726 00:35:54,108 --> 00:35:57,242 Well, then you really shouldn't get any closer. 727 00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:03,595 And I obviously shouldn't do this. 728 00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:09,035 I certainly... 729 00:36:09,036 --> 00:36:11,211 shouldn't do this. 730 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:17,261 ♪ Something's always undone ♪ 731 00:36:17,262 --> 00:36:19,915 Anything else we shouldn't do? 732 00:36:23,137 --> 00:36:24,616 ♪ Craving 733 00:36:27,141 --> 00:36:30,448 ♪ Craving some comfort 734 00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:35,410 ♪ Craving 735 00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:40,022 Yeah, yeah, and a coffee with that flavored creamer-- 736 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,154 the no-sugar one? 737 00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:42,242 Sure. Coming right up. 738 00:36:42,243 --> 00:36:43,939 Coffee? 739 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,812 I'm good. 740 00:36:48,510 --> 00:36:51,817 So Cricket seems like a good get. 741 00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:53,775 - She's cool. - Yeah. 742 00:36:53,776 --> 00:36:55,516 Is it, like, a bang-buddy sitch, 743 00:36:55,517 --> 00:36:58,171 or, uh, you guys in it to win it? 744 00:36:58,172 --> 00:37:00,739 Why am I here, Connor? 745 00:37:00,740 --> 00:37:03,089 Look, uh... 746 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:04,917 given the circumstances, 747 00:37:04,918 --> 00:37:07,093 you and I are never gonna be tight. 748 00:37:07,094 --> 00:37:09,226 Well, since the circumstances were you stealing my wife, 749 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:10,270 I agree. 750 00:37:10,271 --> 00:37:11,576 The thing is, 751 00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:15,101 it's really important to Melissa that we're... 752 00:37:15,102 --> 00:37:17,146 all in a good place. 753 00:37:17,147 --> 00:37:19,497 Mm-hmm. We'd need a time machine for that. 754 00:37:19,498 --> 00:37:21,542 Yeah, well, what if I had one? 755 00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:24,415 You probably will for Zach's next birthday. 756 00:37:24,416 --> 00:37:28,115 I mean, what if I made good on your deal with Melissa? 757 00:37:29,682 --> 00:37:30,943 Come on, man. 758 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:33,032 No, I know a lot of deep-pocket people 759 00:37:33,033 --> 00:37:35,730 who could help you get your car business off the ground. 760 00:37:35,731 --> 00:37:37,558 What's in it for you? 761 00:37:37,559 --> 00:37:39,561 I get a new bestie. 762 00:37:41,824 --> 00:37:44,261 It'll make my wife like me more than you. 763 00:37:46,612 --> 00:37:49,440 All right. 764 00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:51,572 On one condition. - Hit me. 765 00:37:51,573 --> 00:37:55,010 Admit I saved your ass at that party. 766 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:57,317 Those kids just weren't ready for my moves. 767 00:38:03,759 --> 00:38:05,760 I always tell my friends with kids, 768 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:08,807 one bad decision can wreck a whole garden. 769 00:38:08,808 --> 00:38:11,940 ♪ It's enterin' the area 770 00:38:11,941 --> 00:38:16,641 Children, on the other hand, are extremely resilient. 771 00:38:16,642 --> 00:38:19,165 ♪ It's takin' over you 772 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,210 Which is why seeing a flower grow 773 00:38:21,211 --> 00:38:25,432 can be infinitely more rewarding. 774 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:27,826 But not everyone's cut out for the responsibility 775 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,349 of plant parenthood. 776 00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:31,220 With global warming, 777 00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:34,354 Detroit will be just as warm as West Palm. 778 00:38:34,355 --> 00:38:36,008 By then, I'll be dead. 779 00:38:36,009 --> 00:38:38,837 Oh, what are you, a scientist now? 780 00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:41,405 Besides... 781 00:38:41,406 --> 00:38:45,496 you'll be plenty warm cuddling our new grandbaby. 782 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:48,325 What about the beach? 783 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:52,111 Nobody needs to see you in a swimsuit, honey. 784 00:38:52,112 --> 00:38:55,419 Well, as long as I get to see you in yours. 785 00:38:56,812 --> 00:38:58,509 So you have to make sure you're ready, 786 00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:01,381 because gardens don't grow up and move away. 787 00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:07,518 They're something you have to nurture forever. 788 00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:09,041 Uh, Marilyn? 789 00:39:11,653 --> 00:39:12,871 I need a favor. 790 00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:15,134 If you're here on Donna's behalf, 791 00:39:15,135 --> 00:39:18,398 I already told her that Buzz cannot get her fireworks. 792 00:39:18,399 --> 00:39:19,704 They're illegal. 793 00:39:19,705 --> 00:39:21,445 Not that. 794 00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:22,837 It's big. 795 00:39:22,838 --> 00:39:25,274 You know I'd love to help, 796 00:39:25,275 --> 00:39:29,148 but Buzz has a list of requests a mile long. 797 00:39:31,325 --> 00:39:33,980 What if it really pissed off my mother-in-law? 798 00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:38,679 Well, there's always room for one more. 799 00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:45,338 I came as soon as I could. 800 00:39:49,822 --> 00:39:51,257 You're so sweet. 801 00:39:51,258 --> 00:39:53,738 Well, our fur babies are like our children. 802 00:39:53,739 --> 00:39:56,262 Yeah, I got an alert on my phone. 803 00:39:56,263 --> 00:39:57,829 Mr. Fingers got out. 804 00:39:57,830 --> 00:40:00,962 Buzz and his dang window. 805 00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:04,270 Hon, how did you get him away from the coyote? 806 00:40:04,271 --> 00:40:05,880 Well, thank goodness for Japanese cutlery, 807 00:40:05,881 --> 00:40:08,883 because that thing-- that thing had him in his jaw. 808 00:40:08,884 --> 00:40:10,929 There was so much blood. 809 00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:13,671 Well, you did everything, um... 810 00:40:13,672 --> 00:40:16,413 you could. 811 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,197 Mm-hmm. 812 00:40:18,198 --> 00:40:19,938 Let's talk about something else. 813 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:22,157 Mm-hmm, of course. 814 00:40:22,158 --> 00:40:25,073 Why are you still in your gown? 815 00:40:25,074 --> 00:40:27,467 Oh, um... 816 00:40:27,468 --> 00:40:29,208 wild night. 817 00:40:29,209 --> 00:40:30,644 Yeah, wild. 818 00:40:30,645 --> 00:40:33,342 I mean, that's what the gala is about. 819 00:40:33,343 --> 00:40:36,520 I'll never forget it. 820 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,478 Yeah. 821 00:40:38,479 --> 00:40:40,480 By the way... 822 00:40:40,481 --> 00:40:43,353 someone stole the quilt. 823 00:40:47,488 --> 00:40:49,054 How do you know? 824 00:40:49,055 --> 00:40:51,143 I saw it... 825 00:40:51,144 --> 00:40:53,101 Hanging out of a trunk of a black Cadillac. 826 00:40:53,102 --> 00:40:54,712 Whose? 827 00:40:54,713 --> 00:40:56,322 Well... 828 00:40:56,323 --> 00:41:00,108 I mean, doesn't that smarmy realtor Gary Mills drive one? 829 00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:02,807 Uh, everyone in Grosse Pointe does. 830 00:41:02,808 --> 00:41:05,157 Well, not everyone was as PO'd as Gary's wife 831 00:41:05,158 --> 00:41:07,812 when she got outbid at the auction. 832 00:41:07,813 --> 00:41:09,988 I mean, you were upset, and-- 833 00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:12,817 and you probably weren't thinking straight, so... 834 00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:14,514 I know what I saw. 835 00:41:17,083 --> 00:41:19,519 Well, you have more important things to worry about. 836 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,521 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 837 00:41:21,522 --> 00:41:23,001 But I will get that thing back. 838 00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:25,612 Mrs. Lewis? 839 00:41:27,528 --> 00:41:30,269 Mr. Fingers is a very tough cat. 840 00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,662 We'll have to keep him till he heals, 841 00:41:31,663 --> 00:41:33,011 but he's gonna make it. 842 00:41:33,012 --> 00:41:35,492 Thank God! Thank God! 843 00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:39,887 See? 844 00:41:39,888 --> 00:41:42,150 It's gonna be okay. 845 00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:47,940 It's all gonna be fine. 59437

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