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♪ Hope
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♪ Away from you
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♪ Ah
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♪ Song
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They say people look
like their dogs.
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But when you're
in a garden club,
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you're more like
the flowers you plant.
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Oh, Alice!
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Those are going back
to the store, sweetie.
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But we always do geraniums.
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Well, if we want a shot at
winning back the cup this year,
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we need to go more exotic.
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If I was a flower,
I think I'd be a geranium.
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Sure, they might be
boring in a garden,
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but that's because they're
meant to run wild in a meadow.
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♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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♪ Let us sing
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The worst thing
you can do to a geranium?
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Plant one
where it doesn't belong,
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because eventually someone
just walks all over it.
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Gosh, you should see
this thing, Alice.
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Coyote V-8 with dual
Bilstein shocks.
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Just ask her for the money.
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It is the exact '68 Bronco
I restored with my dad.
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If anybody owes you,
it's your ex.
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Our landscaper, Brett,
is a dandelion.
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Good thing about dandelions?
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Come on.
Let's see Mommy.
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They can grow
just about anywhere.
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They're built to survive...
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Unless they catch
their wives pollinating
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with another flower.
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Then they shrivel up,
and all that's left is a wish.
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I'm going to murder Marilyn.
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Unless I get to her first.
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She just told me to plant
twice as many tulips
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because we're Dutch
all of a sudden
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and living in Holland.
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Like I haven't had
a plan in place.
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I mean,
who does she think worked
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with the landscape architect
for three months?
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- Not her.
- Not her.
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This isn't some Vegas buffet
where you just stick the tacos
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right next to the Chinese food.
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Our vice president,
Catherine, is a zinnia.
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She is the hardest-working
flower in the garden.
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♪ I thought you knew
I knew ♪
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♪ But why
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♪ And by and why
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♪ And by and by
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Zinnias bloom heavily,
regardless of climate.
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All they ask for is a little
sunlight from their husband.
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But they seldom get
what they need.
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So we started in 1952
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as housewives
who just wanted an excuse
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to get out and drink gimlets
before their husbands got home.
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Love.
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Oh, we've also won
the Southeastern Michigan
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Gardening Cup
ten years in a row--well,
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until Bloomfield Hills cheated
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with their genetically
engineered magnolias.
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So what percentage would you
say is actual, like, gardening?
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Most of it.
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- Hmm.
- Why?
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Because I'm more
into the gimlet part.
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Might, uh, want to wear
the old Louboutins next time.
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Oh.
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These are the old ones.
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Our newest volunteer,
Birdie,
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is a classic
lily of the valley.
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♪ Let us sing, let us sing
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Invasive, wild,
and without boundaries.
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♪ Birds and bees
and television ♪
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They're notorious
in Grosse Pointe...
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♪ Many little silly rhymes
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♪ Things forgotten
lost their time ♪
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♪ Telephones and silly games
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And extremely toxic...
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To everything
that gets in its path.
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Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Ugh.
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Women like her don't
volunteer voluntarily.
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Well, maybe she's, uh,
got a real appreciation
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for Mother Nature.
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I heard she got sentenced
to, like, a million hours
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of community service.
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She did kill
an innocent fountain.
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Tennis club
kicked her out too.
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Oh, that's like getting
banned from church.
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Mm.
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Girl's getting
eaten by her own.
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This is not going
to end well for her.
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Eh.
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What's the worst
that could happen?
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♪ Hope
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Here's what
they don't tell you
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when you join a garden club.
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Once you mix a bunch
of different flowers together,
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they all may look perfect
on the surface,
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but you never really know
what's growing underneath.
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So this isn't just
a home, my friends.
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It's a work of art.
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♪ Ooh, play, yeah
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♪ Ooh, play
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See that?
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You think shower, right?
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Boom, steam room.
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And in the closet,
we have all custom woodwork,
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antique deco accents.
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You'd think
you're on Rodeo Drive
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and not in the Midwest.
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- Wow.
- Right this way.
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And that's
the $3.5 million tour.
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It's gorgeous.
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Think it over.
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It's going to go fast.
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♪ I don't even know
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Seems promising.
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Never going to happen.
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But I know one deal
we can still close.
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♪ No, no, no
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♪ No, no, no
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♪ I don't even know
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♪ No, no, no
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It's from France.
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We should go to Paris.
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Like, now?
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Whenever.
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You're not leaving
your family.
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Why not?
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We work
for your father-in-law.
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So?
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We could lose everything.
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Maybe it'd be worth it.
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We'd hurt a lot of people.
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Hold that thought.
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What's this for?
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Every time
your husband can't see
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what makes you so special,
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know there's someone who does.
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I hope you find your dog,
Ms. Morris.
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We all get older,
but the books stay the same.
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That's why they're classics.
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Hard to know with poetry, though.
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What can I do for you,
Mrs. Hollister?
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I didn't totally understand
Peyton's grade on the final.
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What about it?
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How anyone could get
a D on a poem?
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"Watchin' all the snakes,
curvin' all the fakes.
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"Phone never on,
I don't conversate.
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"I don't compromise,
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I just penetrate."
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It's beautiful.
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It's a Kendrick Lamar song.
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I'm sure he didn't know that.
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The album won a Grammy
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and a Pulitzer.
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Peyton's having
a difficult time this year.
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I'm sorry to hear that.
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You know, with the whole
lacrosse hazing thing?
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Wasn't he the hazer?
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Two sides to every story.
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Unfortunately,
not in this case.
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Let's be honest.
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It's not like my son's going
to be the next poet laureate.
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Peyton's smart enough
to do whatever he wants--
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if he follows the rules.
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But aren't rules
sort of subjective?
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Kind of like poetry.
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Now I don't understand.
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Peyton's going
to get into Michigan.
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Not if he plagiarizes.
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Where did you go to college?
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Does it matter?
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I just want to make sure that
you understand what's at stake.
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So you'll get
the next one, babe.
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I just thought
I had a shot this time.
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Should I make a salad?
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- Uh, sure.
- Oh.
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We don't have any lettuce.
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I would have cooked.
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I got stuck grading papers.
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So is this another
New York writing job?
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Uh, yeah,
third rejection this month.
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Maybe the universe is
sending you a message.
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What message is that, Patty?
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She's a really
good writer, Mom.
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Of course she is.
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Just those fancy jobs don't go
to the best writers.
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Who do they go to?
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It's all connections.
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It's just like Grosse Pointe,
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only here, we can help.
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I'm still not joining
the country club.
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We're just saying,
life doesn't have to be
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such a struggle.
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Well, it's kind of
what artists do.
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Mm-hmm.
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They paint restaurant signs?
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Pays the rent, Dad.
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OK, stop.
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Should we tell them?
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I thought you wanted
to wait till dessert.
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Tell us what?
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Our rental property
is available
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at the end of the month.
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Oh, wow!
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Mm. Huh.
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Um--
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This would be free.
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And we'd be your neighbors.
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See? Everybody wins.
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Now, it's four bedrooms,
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two and a half baths.
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We don't need
that much space.
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A huge backyard.
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Put a whole putting green
back there.
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- We don't golf.
- Or a trampoline.
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- We don't jump.
- A swing set.
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Not again, Mom.
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Good schools.
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It's just not the right time.
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Grandma and Grandpa
would be just a hop, skip,
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and a jump away.
- That's right.
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I'm not sure I want kids.
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Yet.
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Of course.
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No pressure.
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I'm just saying,
there's a lot of things
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I want to do before that.
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I felt the same
when I was your age.
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So you get it?
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The thing is,
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dreamers don't get far.
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They just get hurt.
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Appreciate it.
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So any news
on your missing dog?
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I think I have
an image problem.
239
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Could start by having
solid food for lunch.
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Does everyone hate me?
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I don't.
242
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OK, but I pay you to lie.
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This happens
to a lot of clients.
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Keep your head down,
do your community service
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like the judge said--
246
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And then what?
247
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Then we rebuild you
from the ground up.
248
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How?
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By giving the world
a reason to like you again.
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Yeah. How?
251
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You into cleft palates?
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I'm not against them.
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Great.
254
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We'll do a college scholarship.
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For a kid
with a cleft palate?
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They're all the rage
on social media.
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This isn't about
trying to trend.
258
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No, it's about
getting your life back.
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What if it's not worth
going back to?
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My job's to control
how you look, honey,
261
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not how you feel.
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Mm.
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So why are we drinking here?
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I, uh, got some news today.
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Oh, my God.
266
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Did Melissa give you
money for the cars?
267
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:05,696
Oh, no, no, no.
268
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,742
Not yet.
269
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:11,224
Oh, hey, if you're trying
to get me drunk,
270
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:12,834
I'm already there.
271
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,576
Good.
272
00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:23,410
Uh...
273
00:13:23,411 --> 00:13:25,891
some guys were
putting in a, um--
274
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,981
a sprinkler system
at the Murphys,
275
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,070
you know, by the park.
276
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,680
OK.
277
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:36,075
They, uh--they--
they found Molly.
278
00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:38,947
Wait.
279
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,950
Where is she?
280
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:54,615
The Parks Department
said they'd, um,
281
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:57,487
make whatever arrangements
you wanted.
282
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:02,231
No.
283
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:04,233
I know.
284
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,820
So she got hit
by a car or something?
285
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,914
Attacked by an animal?
286
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,962
Just say it.
287
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:42,968
Um, someone...
288
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:45,144
shot her.
289
00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:51,454
My dog was murdered?
290
00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:01,551
Molly would smell this
a mile away.
291
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,424
Every dog will smell this,
like police dogs!
292
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:06,339
Make her stop!
293
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,428
All right, lady,
listen to me.
294
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,430
You're going to take
all of that crazy,
295
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:14,216
and you are going to put it
someplace else, way down deep.
296
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,218
Can you please do that for me?
297
00:15:16,219 --> 00:15:17,524
I don't want to go to jail.
298
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,526
That is not going to happen.
299
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,920
And how do you know?
300
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,704
When Marilyn was elected
president over me,
301
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:26,141
I had a mental health
crisis, OK?
302
00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:28,187
She drove her Range Rover
straight through the garden.
303
00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:29,362
Did donuts in the peonies.
304
00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:30,537
Yeah, and the tulips.
305
00:15:30,538 --> 00:15:32,452
Point is,
I barely knew these guys,
306
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,541
and they helped me
replant everything.
307
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:38,284
We all have
each other's backs.
308
00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:40,068
First rule of garden club.
309
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,990
Bleach.
310
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:50,644
You know, for the smell.
311
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,602
That's a good idea.
312
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:55,649
But what are we going
to do about that?
313
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,224
As president
of the garden society,
314
00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:07,139
I'd like to call
this meeting to order.
315
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:11,012
Let's start
with a moment of silence
316
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:14,494
for our extended family member,
317
00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:18,977
Alice's dear companion
of so many years, Molly.
318
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,543
Yeah.
319
00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:25,070
Oh, hey,
is it cool if we park
320
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,376
in the loading zone on Sunday?
321
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,030
I'm sure it's fine.
Excuse me.
322
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,251
Can I sit there?
Excuse me.
323
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,385
Why is this man trying
to hold my hand?
324
00:16:36,386 --> 00:16:38,344
Someone put a bullet
in my dog.
325
00:16:38,345 --> 00:16:41,347
Maybe it was, like, a hunting
accident or something.
326
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,523
Because it's
golden retriever season?
327
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,394
It was point blank.
328
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:46,439
Jesus.
329
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,657
Shh.
330
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,094
Maybe they were trying
to send a message.
331
00:16:49,095 --> 00:16:50,878
Who would do
something that cruel?
332
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,619
Try any bitch
in Junior League.
333
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,055
Amen.
334
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,450
OK, so, uh,
let's talk Winter Gala.
335
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:03,238
OK, here's where we're at.
336
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:06,372
I've chosen night jasmine
337
00:17:06,373 --> 00:17:08,069
for the boutonnieres
and corsages.
338
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,204
Oh, oh, that reminds me--
339
00:17:12,205 --> 00:17:13,770
Antonio needs to know
how many tuxedos
340
00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:15,076
to donate for the croupiers.
341
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,296
- Ten, one per table.
- OK.
342
00:17:17,297 --> 00:17:19,646
Ooh, and Village Chocolates
is going to do
343
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:22,736
these cute little truffles
in the shape of poker chips.
344
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,520
I ran into Nancy
at pickleball this morning,
345
00:17:24,521 --> 00:17:26,870
and she offered
to do dice cake pops.
346
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:27,958
Oh!
347
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,003
Are we doing a poker theme?
348
00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,352
Monaco.
349
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,137
Oh.
350
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:36,271
Very chic, very elegant,
very 007.
351
00:17:36,272 --> 00:17:38,447
Oh, Sandra, we still need
a limo service.
352
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:39,448
So can you ask your brother--
353
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:42,321
You want people to go, right?
354
00:17:42,322 --> 00:17:44,975
We plan on topping
last year's fundraiser goal.
355
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,412
Not with poker night,
you won't.
356
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,283
- Monaco.
- Whatever.
357
00:17:48,284 --> 00:17:51,286
I'm just saying,
I've been to, like, 5 billion
358
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:53,332
poker night charity things.
359
00:17:53,333 --> 00:17:55,074
Do you have a better idea?
360
00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:59,338
What about something like
361
00:17:59,339 --> 00:18:01,862
Hot Rocks and Frocks?
362
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,037
Oh, what's that?
363
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,647
We partner with Tiffany's,
364
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,345
get them to design
a special pendant
365
00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,737
in the shape of a flower--
366
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,435
because, you know,
it's a garden club--
367
00:18:09,436 --> 00:18:10,566
Oh, we could play the entire
368
00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,307
Rolling Stones
"Hot Rocks" album.
369
00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:13,787
Yes!
370
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,006
And maybe we dress
like '80s Euro Brits.
371
00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,138
Like, wear leather jackets.
372
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,140
Totally! Yes!
373
00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,316
Ugh, it would be so rad.
374
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,492
And who wouldn't want
to go to that event, right?
375
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:26,191
OK, everyone,
everyone, calm down.
376
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,758
That is so sweet,
but we are very much
377
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:30,238
down the road on Monaco, so...
378
00:18:30,239 --> 00:18:33,937
Then why'd you ask
if I have anything better?
379
00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:36,418
For next year.
380
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,333
Oh, OK.
381
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,639
You're one of those.
382
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,815
- Excuse me?
- Can't control your own life,
383
00:18:41,816 --> 00:18:44,818
so you join a club like this
to control everyone else's.
384
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,523
OK.
385
00:18:54,524 --> 00:18:56,873
Going forward,
if you guys could please
386
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:58,092
raise your hands
before speaking,
387
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,790
I think we would get
way more done.
388
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:03,184
All right, moving on.
389
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,882
Does anyone have
any ideas for venue?
390
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:07,928
Oh.
391
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:12,846
Hey! Hey!
392
00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:13,890
Hold up.
393
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,196
Forget it, OK?
394
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,241
Poker night is fine.
395
00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:17,459
No, no, no.
396
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,244
Where'd you get that bracelet?
397
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,680
Oh. It was a gift.
398
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:21,681
From who?
399
00:19:21,682 --> 00:19:22,682
Some guy.
400
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:23,770
What's his name?
401
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:24,945
Get off my jock.
402
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:28,557
Just tell me his name.
403
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,605
There he goes.
404
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,922
He's, um--hmm--
405
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,924
he's my colleague.
406
00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:50,840
It's just some appointment D.
407
00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:51,928
He's married.
408
00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,016
OK.
409
00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:54,714
What, are you a morality cop?
410
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,107
You know, just because
you can have anything you want
411
00:19:57,108 --> 00:20:00,676
doesn't mean you should.
412
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,899
♪ She's so sweet
413
00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:08,902
♪ That's what they say
about me ♪
414
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,120
♪ She's so sweet
415
00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,470
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
416
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,211
You're mine
for two more minutes.
417
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:16,083
♪ Mm, a little like me
418
00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:19,129
♪ That's what I like
to believe ♪
419
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:20,783
I want to see Mommy.
420
00:20:20,784 --> 00:20:22,959
You will, baby.
421
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,396
♪ Mm
422
00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:26,573
Can I see Mommy now?
423
00:20:27,835 --> 00:20:29,096
Yep, let's go.
424
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,665
Hey. Nice, buddy.
425
00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,797
- Remember to snap your wrist.
- Great throw, though.
426
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,582
But snap your wrist
if you want to make it spiral.
427
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,366
OK, so these are
for your house.
428
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,499
They are all washed
and folded and ready to go.
429
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,848
What was wrong
with all the plaid ones
430
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:42,892
they made us buy?
431
00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:43,980
Oh, we already
took care of that.
432
00:20:43,981 --> 00:20:45,068
Oh, no.
I'll Venmo you.
433
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:46,548
Oh, don't be silly.
434
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,289
By the way, we need
to swap days this week.
435
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,725
Uh, what for?
436
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,510
Well, Connor's going
to speak at Zach's Career Day,
437
00:20:51,511 --> 00:20:52,902
and we just want to be able
to take the kids
438
00:20:52,903 --> 00:20:54,426
out for dinner afterwards.
439
00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:57,298
Just thought I'd jump
on that grenade for you, pal.
440
00:20:57,299 --> 00:21:01,302
Well, I--I could do it.
I could do Career Day.
441
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,912
- Uh, we already signed up.
- Yeah.
442
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:04,218
Then you wouldn't have
to switch days.
443
00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,220
Oh, don't be silly.
444
00:21:06,221 --> 00:21:07,308
Would you quit saying that?
445
00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:08,745
I'm not a child.
446
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:12,357
Uh,
447
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,836
I mean, you are the one
that always says
448
00:21:13,837 --> 00:21:17,187
that working at the garden
center isn't a career.
449
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:18,537
Well, I--I am the manager.
450
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,539
But it's not exactly
what you aspired to be.
451
00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,192
Fine, but the only reason
I'm doing it
452
00:21:22,193 --> 00:21:24,499
is because you boned me
on our deal
453
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,022
when you started boning him.
454
00:21:26,023 --> 00:21:27,373
What deal?
455
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,332
We kind of agreed...
456
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,507
Promised, Melissa.
457
00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:33,682
That he would put me
through law school
458
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,771
and take care of the family,
and then
459
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,295
when I got a job,
it would be his turn.
460
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,600
And I finally have
some opportunities
461
00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,646
to get my car restoration
business off the ground.
462
00:21:40,647 --> 00:21:42,212
So what?
This is a shakedown?
463
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:45,346
We had an agreement.
464
00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:47,914
Unfortunately, an agreement's
465
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:50,395
not the same
as a contract, Brett.
466
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:53,876
- Oh, I got it!
- I got it!
467
00:21:55,966 --> 00:21:57,010
No, mine!
- What?
468
00:21:57,011 --> 00:21:58,882
Aw. OK.
469
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:03,233
You see
what your dad did there?
470
00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,497
You gotta snap
your wrist, Dad.
471
00:22:11,591 --> 00:22:13,766
You guys must think
I'm total garbage.
472
00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:14,810
Hey.
473
00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:17,247
No one's judging.
474
00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:19,554
He wanted to blend
our families.
475
00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,383
Stepdads can be
real buttholes.
476
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:26,648
Just, none of this
makes any sense.
477
00:22:26,649 --> 00:22:30,739
That's why
you need to talk to him.
478
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,961
OK.
479
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:38,921
Uh, maybe now is
not the best time.
480
00:22:41,838 --> 00:22:43,273
- Ugh.
- ♪ It's a different grind
481
00:22:43,274 --> 00:22:44,405
♪ Of a different kind
482
00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:45,537
♪ I never met a magnet
483
00:22:45,538 --> 00:22:46,712
♪ That changed its mind
484
00:22:46,713 --> 00:22:47,756
♪ Read between the times
485
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,149
♪ And decide the crime
486
00:22:49,150 --> 00:22:50,411
♪ I'm a real rich bitch
487
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,065
♪ Three dollars,
six dimes, uh ♪
488
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,675
♪ And I think
I'm having premonitions ♪
489
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,024
♪ Fire rings
490
00:22:55,025 --> 00:22:56,374
♪ What's a breeze
to a sunspot? ♪
491
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,636
♪ Tighten up your circle
492
00:22:57,637 --> 00:22:58,593
♪ Call me when you get this
493
00:22:58,594 --> 00:22:59,942
♪ Take your own advice
494
00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,422
♪ If the miss is
on your wish list ♪
495
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:02,336
♪ It's a different grind
496
00:23:02,337 --> 00:23:03,381
♪ Of a different kind
497
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,425
♪ I never met a magnet
498
00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:05,470
♪ That changed its mind
499
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:06,471
♪ Read between the times
500
00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:07,863
♪ And decide the crime
501
00:23:07,864 --> 00:23:08,908
♪ I'm a real rich bitch
502
00:23:08,909 --> 00:23:10,170
♪ Three dollars, six dimes
503
00:23:10,171 --> 00:23:11,171
♪ It's better not to know
504
00:23:11,172 --> 00:23:12,390
♪ Than to know it ain't so
505
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:13,434
♪ No, go, not the G-O
506
00:23:13,435 --> 00:23:14,609
♪ A whammy in the O
507
00:23:14,610 --> 00:23:16,611
♪ Oh, oh, know it ain't so
508
00:23:16,612 --> 00:23:18,091
♪ No, go, not the G-O
509
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:19,353
♪ A whammy in the O
510
00:23:30,670 --> 00:23:31,800
♪ It's a different grind
511
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:32,801
♪ Of a different kind
512
00:23:32,802 --> 00:23:34,281
♪ I never met a magnet
513
00:23:34,282 --> 00:23:35,282
♪ That changed its mind
514
00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:36,457
♪ No, go, not the G-O
515
00:23:36,458 --> 00:23:38,459
♪ A whammy in the O
516
00:23:47,295 --> 00:23:48,426
Get the gas.
517
00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,428
OK.
518
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,907
Oh, God.
- Soak the interior.
519
00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:53,213
Got it.
520
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,650
- You're going to smell!
- Better gas than blood!
521
00:23:55,651 --> 00:23:57,478
Crack the window so there's
oxygen to feed the fire.
522
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:58,740
OK.
523
00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:00,700
How many cars
have you torched?
524
00:24:03,398 --> 00:24:05,181
Uh, what are you doing?
525
00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,836
I'm stressed out!
526
00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,714
Oh.
527
00:24:18,282 --> 00:24:20,154
- Oh.
- Huh.
528
00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:29,205
You were supposed
to hang on to it!
529
00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,511
Why can't it just burn?
530
00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:32,949
Because they can still
track it!
531
00:24:34,864 --> 00:24:35,603
This is crazy.
532
00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:38,780
Brett, don't.
533
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:39,826
Brett!
534
00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,179
Hey, honey.
When did you lose your tooth?
535
00:24:46,180 --> 00:24:47,789
It fell out at Mommy's.
536
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:48,921
Huh.
537
00:24:48,922 --> 00:24:50,836
Whoo!
538
00:24:50,837 --> 00:24:53,839
Want to buy Daddy one of those
with your tooth fairy money?
539
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:55,971
Connor already put it
in her 529 plan.
540
00:24:55,972 --> 00:24:57,016
What?
541
00:24:57,017 --> 00:24:58,147
That's lame!
542
00:24:58,148 --> 00:24:59,584
Mom said he's the smartest.
543
00:24:59,585 --> 00:25:01,324
We should listen to him.
544
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,935
Oh, yeah?
545
00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:07,809
Well, Connor doesn't
know everything.
546
00:25:12,380 --> 00:25:14,556
both: Whoo!
547
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,698
Your house is fab.
548
00:25:26,699 --> 00:25:28,047
Thanks.
549
00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,963
He got all the furniture.
550
00:25:30,964 --> 00:25:32,268
Huh.
551
00:25:32,269 --> 00:25:34,793
Why don't you buy more?
552
00:25:34,794 --> 00:25:37,012
Keep thinking I'll sell.
553
00:25:37,013 --> 00:25:41,800
Well, uh, we both know
a great realtor.
554
00:25:41,801 --> 00:25:43,149
Oh.
555
00:25:43,150 --> 00:25:45,499
That makes so much more sense.
556
00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:48,023
Yeah.
557
00:25:51,114 --> 00:25:52,724
You were right about me.
558
00:25:52,725 --> 00:25:54,421
I'm an even bigger mess.
559
00:25:54,422 --> 00:25:56,685
At least you're not
cheating on your husband.
560
00:25:59,775 --> 00:26:00,993
Why don't you leave him?
561
00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,124
It's not that easy.
562
00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,258
Gets easier with practice.
Trust me.
563
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:07,260
I've got kids.
564
00:26:07,261 --> 00:26:10,133
Yeah, but how could you
live like that?
565
00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,573
I've got kids.
566
00:26:16,183 --> 00:26:17,967
I don't understand.
567
00:26:19,882 --> 00:26:25,540
They are what keep me from
driving my car into a fountain.
568
00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:38,683
How come guys like Gary
always think
569
00:26:38,684 --> 00:26:41,120
they can get away with it?
570
00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:44,123
Because they always do.
571
00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:47,475
Maybe they shouldn't.
572
00:26:48,519 --> 00:26:51,783
Yeah, the original '67 had
problems with overheating,
573
00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,132
so it was known as "The Turd."
574
00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:54,524
I bought a piece of junk?
575
00:26:54,525 --> 00:26:56,004
Uh-uh, opposite.
576
00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,658
Carroll Shelby redesigned
the chassis
577
00:26:57,659 --> 00:27:00,008
to shoehorn in
a water-cooled 427.
578
00:27:00,009 --> 00:27:02,924
This thing is a beast.
579
00:27:02,925 --> 00:27:04,012
I need to pee.
580
00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,666
One sec, baby.
581
00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:10,063
But you just got to know
some of Shelby's old tricks.
582
00:27:17,026 --> 00:27:19,158
- Yay, Daddy!
- Wow! Awesome!
583
00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:28,863
I'm sure Connor knew
all that, right?
584
00:27:28,864 --> 00:27:31,474
I have no idea who Connor is,
but I really appreciate this.
585
00:27:31,475 --> 00:27:33,825
- Ah.
- Can we get lunch now?
586
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,392
Oh, hold on.
587
00:27:36,393 --> 00:27:38,351
- Oh, my pleasure, man.
- Come on.
588
00:27:38,352 --> 00:27:40,962
There's got to be some way
I can thank you.
589
00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,798
Hey, Ms. Morris,
you, uh--you got a second?
590
00:27:50,799 --> 00:27:52,365
Your mom send you?
591
00:27:52,366 --> 00:27:55,716
She's a lot, right?
592
00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,152
Comes from a good place.
593
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,545
Yeah.
594
00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:03,071
So there was a reason
I did what I did.
595
00:28:03,072 --> 00:28:04,116
It was easier?
596
00:28:04,117 --> 00:28:06,161
The song moved me.
597
00:28:06,162 --> 00:28:08,555
It's not honest, Peyton.
598
00:28:08,556 --> 00:28:09,730
All right.
599
00:28:09,731 --> 00:28:11,079
Well, long as we're
being honest,
600
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,472
why'd you really give me the D?
601
00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:13,952
The D is for Disappointment.
602
00:28:13,953 --> 00:28:15,214
D is for Dick.
603
00:28:15,215 --> 00:28:16,824
We both know it.
- Excuse me?
604
00:28:16,825 --> 00:28:18,304
You just think
that I'm a dick,
605
00:28:18,305 --> 00:28:19,784
which I guess a lot of people
would agree with--
606
00:28:19,785 --> 00:28:21,438
That's not true.
607
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,399
Look.
608
00:28:27,836 --> 00:28:31,709
You got to be careful
when you make things personal.
609
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:33,275
What is that
supposed to mean?
610
00:28:33,276 --> 00:28:35,756
You know...
611
00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:37,758
karma and stuff.
612
00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:43,285
How's that for honest?
613
00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:02,043
OK.
614
00:29:02,044 --> 00:29:03,566
Here.
615
00:29:03,567 --> 00:29:05,960
Hold still.
616
00:29:05,961 --> 00:29:07,875
It's like school pictures.
617
00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:09,529
Minus the emo bangs.
618
00:29:13,229 --> 00:29:15,578
Wait a minute.
619
00:29:15,579 --> 00:29:16,929
There's a leaf.
620
00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:20,801
♪ Jingle bells
621
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:22,020
♪ Jingle bells
622
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:23,499
We should go down
to the railyard.
623
00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:25,110
To smash it on the tracks?
624
00:29:25,111 --> 00:29:28,809
To put it on a freight train
so it seems,
625
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,768
you know, like its owner
is still alive.
626
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:32,117
Yeah, it could buy us
some time.
627
00:29:32,118 --> 00:29:33,901
Until the cops find it
somewhere in South Dakota
628
00:29:33,902 --> 00:29:35,860
and know dumbasses like us
tried to ditch it.
629
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,687
Fine, then a passenger train
630
00:29:37,688 --> 00:29:39,602
like it was
accidentally dropped.
631
00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:40,603
Who's going
to buy that ticket
632
00:29:40,604 --> 00:29:42,780
in front of all the cameras?
633
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,477
Any decisions?
634
00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,785
Uh, we'll take
a round of Coneys.
635
00:29:50,701 --> 00:29:52,398
Who eats chili dogs
for breakfast?
636
00:29:52,399 --> 00:29:53,878
We do.
637
00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,880
So--so there's a receipt?
638
00:29:55,881 --> 00:29:57,011
Oh, like an alibi.
639
00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,534
Mm-hmm.
640
00:29:58,535 --> 00:29:59,971
Wait, where's the phone?
641
00:29:59,972 --> 00:30:01,755
And where's Birdie?
642
00:30:09,895 --> 00:30:13,723
I don't think she gets
the first rule of garden club.
643
00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:20,861
Mm.
644
00:30:20,862 --> 00:30:22,821
How's that scone?
645
00:30:25,475 --> 00:30:27,476
Mmm. Dope.
646
00:30:27,477 --> 00:30:31,524
So did your guidance
counselor explain everything?
647
00:30:31,525 --> 00:30:34,396
Mm, not really, no.
648
00:30:34,397 --> 00:30:36,050
Oh, OK. Uh...
649
00:30:36,051 --> 00:30:38,574
Well, first off, congrats.
650
00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:40,315
You're the very first recipient
651
00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:42,100
of the Birdie Bradley
scholarship
652
00:30:42,101 --> 00:30:46,017
for, you know, achievements.
653
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:48,149
Dope.
654
00:30:48,150 --> 00:30:50,760
You'll get a full ride to
the college of your choosing.
655
00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,850
Dope.
656
00:30:52,851 --> 00:30:54,982
Do you have any questions?
657
00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:58,159
Uh, no, but thank you.
658
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:01,162
Oh, uh, do you want
another scone?
659
00:31:01,163 --> 00:31:05,123
Or they have really great
hot chocolate here.
660
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:11,346
Can I ask you something?
661
00:31:11,347 --> 00:31:13,218
Sure.
662
00:31:13,219 --> 00:31:15,350
Did you talk
to Victoria Farber
663
00:31:15,351 --> 00:31:19,224
about this, uh, thing?
664
00:31:19,225 --> 00:31:20,486
Who--who is she?
665
00:31:20,487 --> 00:31:22,531
Only the smartest nerd
in our whole school.
666
00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:24,751
Will probably invent
the cure to, like, asthma
667
00:31:24,752 --> 00:31:26,840
or poverty or something.
668
00:31:26,841 --> 00:31:29,103
She sounds boring.
669
00:31:29,104 --> 00:31:31,018
Yeah.
670
00:31:31,019 --> 00:31:33,892
Well, she's a better
investment than me.
671
00:31:36,590 --> 00:31:38,765
All right, real talk?
672
00:31:38,766 --> 00:31:41,028
I'm just trying
to keep a kid like you
673
00:31:41,029 --> 00:31:43,813
from making the same
bad decisions I did.
674
00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:45,163
Like what?
675
00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:46,729
I went to Daytona
for spring break.
676
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:48,166
OK, yeah, but, I mean,
677
00:31:48,167 --> 00:31:49,863
everyone from my school
goes there.
678
00:31:49,864 --> 00:31:52,692
In a stolen ice cream truck?
679
00:31:52,693 --> 00:31:54,476
Also got pregnant
in 10th grade.
680
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:57,566
Yeah, well,
I'm not dating anyone.
681
00:31:57,567 --> 00:31:59,918
Neither was I.
682
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,793
I still don't get
why you picked me.
683
00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:14,018
Because the Victoria Farbers
of the world,
684
00:32:14,019 --> 00:32:17,412
they are always going
to get what they want.
685
00:32:17,413 --> 00:32:18,458
Now it's your turn.
686
00:32:25,465 --> 00:32:27,770
Dope.
687
00:32:29,512 --> 00:32:32,819
- He is rude, disrespectful...
- Yeah.
688
00:32:32,820 --> 00:32:34,168
That little brat's
had it out for me
689
00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:35,953
since he started my class.
690
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:37,258
Doesn't mean
he's a dog killer.
691
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:38,868
I have, what,
a couple hundred students
692
00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:40,348
coming through my room
every year,
693
00:32:40,349 --> 00:32:42,220
and for the most part,
they're all just regular kids.
694
00:32:42,221 --> 00:32:44,439
But every now and then--
and you know this, Dave--
695
00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:46,006
you get a Peyton.
696
00:32:46,007 --> 00:32:48,661
This is the kid
who duct taped a freshman
697
00:32:48,662 --> 00:32:49,967
to the lacrosse goalpost.
698
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,099
- Attempted murder!
- Fits the profile. Yeah.
699
00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,494
Which is why
you got to expel him.
700
00:32:57,627 --> 00:32:59,019
I can't.
701
00:32:59,020 --> 00:33:00,978
Well, he can't just
get away with it.
702
00:33:00,979 --> 00:33:02,588
With parents like his,
he can.
703
00:33:02,589 --> 00:33:04,198
He shot Molly, Dave.
704
00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:07,288
It wasn't the county that
paid for a new lacrosse field.
705
00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,725
Oh, come on, that's so gross!
706
00:33:09,726 --> 00:33:11,814
Or our new auditorium.
707
00:33:11,815 --> 00:33:13,468
Do you hear yourself?
708
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:14,643
Or the robotics lab.
709
00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:17,298
You are the principal!
710
00:33:17,299 --> 00:33:20,736
I'm really sorry about Molly,
711
00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:24,044
but we work for them, Alice.
712
00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:27,352
They don't have to play
by the rules.
713
00:33:34,229 --> 00:33:36,970
Almost showtime.
714
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,537
Still got 20 minutes.
715
00:33:38,538 --> 00:33:41,148
And what will we do
with the other 18?
716
00:33:41,149 --> 00:33:44,064
Use them to focus on you.
717
00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:45,544
And what about
Birdie Bradley?
718
00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:46,936
Who?
719
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:49,461
Girl you bought
the exact same bracelet for?
720
00:33:49,462 --> 00:33:52,986
You and I were on a break.
721
00:33:52,987 --> 00:33:56,946
I can't just be
some accessory to you,
722
00:33:56,947 --> 00:33:58,035
like that fridge.
723
00:33:58,036 --> 00:34:01,560
You're a sub-zero, babe.
724
00:34:01,561 --> 00:34:03,736
Those last forever.
725
00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:09,611
Not here.
726
00:34:09,612 --> 00:34:11,483
For old times' sake?
727
00:34:11,484 --> 00:34:12,527
Gotta pee.
728
00:34:12,528 --> 00:34:14,486
Meet you there.
729
00:34:14,487 --> 00:34:17,880
♪ All the pretty girls
walk like this ♪
730
00:34:17,881 --> 00:34:19,882
♪ This, this, this
731
00:34:19,883 --> 00:34:21,667
Gotta know
the secret password,
732
00:34:21,668 --> 00:34:22,929
or else I won't let you in!
733
00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:24,104
♪ This, this, this
734
00:34:24,105 --> 00:34:25,323
What's the password, Gary?
735
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:26,325
Jesus!
736
00:34:28,762 --> 00:34:31,503
Ron?
737
00:34:31,504 --> 00:34:32,895
Ours was blowfish.
738
00:34:32,896 --> 00:34:35,420
Ours too.
739
00:34:35,421 --> 00:34:37,726
Blowfish, babe.
740
00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:38,901
I want you out of your office
741
00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:41,601
and my daughter's house
tonight.
742
00:34:52,264 --> 00:34:54,395
Your clothes are
on the front lawn.
743
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:57,659
♪ All the pretty girls
walk like ♪
744
00:35:03,013 --> 00:35:04,710
Martha Stewart,
745
00:35:04,711 --> 00:35:06,712
Mike "the Situation"
Sorrentino,
746
00:35:06,713 --> 00:35:10,411
Ja Rule, country great
Willie Nelson--
747
00:35:10,412 --> 00:35:11,761
what do they have in common?
748
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,548
They all needed...
749
00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:18,898
A tax lawyer.
750
00:35:18,899 --> 00:35:20,160
Yeah.
751
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:23,903
So it's not all W-2s
and 1099s, my friends.
752
00:35:23,904 --> 00:35:26,645
If you play your cards right,
you just might get
753
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:29,343
an opportunity to save
one of your heroes
754
00:35:29,344 --> 00:35:32,477
from Uncle Sam.
755
00:35:43,228 --> 00:35:45,925
You can't compete
with a mom who owns a bakery.
756
00:35:45,926 --> 00:35:48,362
Yeah, I should have
brought cupcakes.
757
00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:49,668
Dad!
758
00:35:49,669 --> 00:35:52,149
♪ Mm, mm, mm
759
00:35:52,150 --> 00:35:53,237
♪ Up on a hill
760
00:35:53,238 --> 00:35:54,325
Hey, buddy.
761
00:35:54,326 --> 00:35:56,065
Hi.
762
00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:57,023
Sweet!
- Wow!
763
00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,198
What's that?
764
00:35:58,199 --> 00:36:00,200
Fastest production car
for over 50 years.
765
00:36:00,201 --> 00:36:03,072
Get it above 5,000 RPMs,
this thing's a fighter jet.
766
00:36:03,073 --> 00:36:04,204
What's an RPM?
767
00:36:04,205 --> 00:36:05,249
Revolutions per minute.
768
00:36:05,250 --> 00:36:07,947
That's right.
769
00:36:07,948 --> 00:36:08,817
This is my dad.
770
00:36:08,818 --> 00:36:09,949
Who wants to fire it up?
771
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:10,819
all: Me!
772
00:36:13,345 --> 00:36:17,913
♪ In the violet sky
773
00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:31,057
I rethought the grade.
774
00:36:31,058 --> 00:36:32,059
What?
775
00:36:36,106 --> 00:36:37,281
You're right.
776
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:39,021
Poetry is subjective.
777
00:36:39,022 --> 00:36:40,632
I'm glad you see it that way.
778
00:36:40,633 --> 00:36:42,068
Math, science, English--
779
00:36:42,069 --> 00:36:44,462
none of those make you
a good person.
780
00:36:44,463 --> 00:36:45,637
So he's not getting a D?
781
00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:47,465
- No.
- Wonderful.
782
00:36:47,466 --> 00:36:49,597
He's getting an F.
783
00:36:49,598 --> 00:36:50,859
For what?
784
00:36:50,860 --> 00:36:53,732
Because you failed him
as a parent.
785
00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:55,473
What is your problem, lady?
786
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:56,648
Peyton is just like
every other
787
00:36:56,649 --> 00:36:57,953
spoiled rich kid in this town.
788
00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,868
He's a good kid
who works his ass off.
789
00:36:59,869 --> 00:37:01,914
When he doesn't get his way,
the rest of us pay the price.
790
00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:03,394
You don't know a thing
about my son!
791
00:37:03,395 --> 00:37:06,572
Your son killed my dog.
792
00:37:26,287 --> 00:37:28,027
You're the author, right?
793
00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:32,510
Oh, uh, it's just
a little Easter egg
794
00:37:32,511 --> 00:37:34,468
I like to leave behind
for my fans.
795
00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:36,296
I'm not one of them.
796
00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:37,384
Oh.
797
00:37:37,385 --> 00:37:39,430
Too much sex or too little?
798
00:37:39,431 --> 00:37:40,518
Because my publisher--
799
00:37:40,519 --> 00:37:42,695
Stay away from my son.
800
00:37:45,959 --> 00:37:48,221
Uh...
801
00:37:48,222 --> 00:37:49,570
I just wanted to help.
802
00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:51,355
Look, we'll take the money.
803
00:37:51,356 --> 00:37:53,008
I thought you might.
804
00:37:53,009 --> 00:37:55,228
But you agreed to no contact.
805
00:37:55,229 --> 00:37:56,795
My parents did.
806
00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:58,405
I know women like you
don't normally hear no.
807
00:37:58,406 --> 00:37:59,928
I was 16.
808
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:02,758
But this is not a road
you want to go down.
809
00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:08,894
He doesn't know
he's adopted, does he?
810
00:38:08,895 --> 00:38:10,722
Is, uh, everything OK here?
811
00:38:10,723 --> 00:38:13,681
Oh, my God, this is crazy.
812
00:38:13,682 --> 00:38:17,119
I'm the author, OK?
813
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:18,731
I'm the father.
814
00:38:20,602 --> 00:38:23,778
We're done here.
815
00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:26,086
This lady's writing
in the books.
816
00:38:34,616 --> 00:38:36,618
I'll just pay for these.
817
00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:39,751
So where are you going?
818
00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:40,926
Have you seen
my blue bike shorts?
819
00:38:40,927 --> 00:38:42,319
The hotel's got
a fitness center.
820
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,668
- Where?
- Dubai.
821
00:38:43,669 --> 00:38:44,930
OK, no.
822
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:46,497
You promised Dakota
you would help him
823
00:38:46,498 --> 00:38:47,759
with his Pinewood Derby car.
824
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:49,238
Tools are in the basement.
825
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,762
I'm not a Boy Scout.
826
00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:54,113
Owning a global security firm
means I gotta be global.
827
00:38:54,114 --> 00:38:56,333
Addie's parent-teacher
conferences are Tuesday.
828
00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:57,943
Then go be the parent
at the school
829
00:38:57,944 --> 00:39:00,206
that I have to go to Dubai
to pay for.
830
00:39:00,207 --> 00:39:01,991
OK?
831
00:39:13,916 --> 00:39:15,961
♪ You found me lost
832
00:39:15,962 --> 00:39:19,399
♪ Loved me like
a desert rain ♪
833
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,445
♪ I tried, I fought
834
00:39:21,446 --> 00:39:24,970
♪ But I just don't
feel the same ♪
835
00:39:24,971 --> 00:39:27,146
♪ I feel possessed
836
00:39:27,147 --> 00:39:30,671
♪ I speak but can't express
837
00:39:30,672 --> 00:39:32,978
♪ I lay in bed
838
00:39:32,979 --> 00:39:37,678
♪ Replaying life
we once lived ♪
839
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:40,551
♪ Dime dónde voy
840
00:39:40,552 --> 00:39:42,814
♪ Dime dónde fui
841
00:39:42,815 --> 00:39:47,645
♪ I'm going back and forth
like branches in the breeze ♪
842
00:39:49,169 --> 00:39:54,739
♪ I feel like I'm the outside
looking in ♪
843
00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:58,873
♪ When I'm with him
844
00:39:58,874 --> 00:40:02,834
♪ I don't know
how to love now ♪
845
00:40:02,835 --> 00:40:05,837
♪ I pretend
846
00:40:05,838 --> 00:40:08,796
♪ When I'm with him
847
00:40:08,797 --> 00:40:11,451
Yeah, finances,
the lease records,
848
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:14,019
whatever dirt you can dig up.
849
00:40:14,020 --> 00:40:16,674
Well, I'm going to need a lot
to take the kids.
850
00:40:16,675 --> 00:40:18,240
♪ I feel possessed
851
00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:22,549
♪ I can't help but repress
852
00:40:22,550 --> 00:40:24,638
♪ All of the signs
853
00:40:24,639 --> 00:40:28,337
♪ Telling me I'm not fine
854
00:40:28,338 --> 00:40:29,817
Good morning, everyone.
855
00:40:29,818 --> 00:40:32,559
Hope you, uh, slept off
all that donated champagne.
856
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:38,086
So Monaco Under the Stars
was the biggest success
857
00:40:38,087 --> 00:40:40,132
in the history
of the Garden Society.
858
00:40:40,133 --> 00:40:41,960
I guess Lady Luck
was on our side.
859
00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:43,483
So let's take a look
860
00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:45,267
at how we're going to use
the proceeds.
861
00:40:45,268 --> 00:40:47,661
- Where have you been?
- Don't worry about it.
862
00:40:47,662 --> 00:40:49,663
I'm going to worry.
I have kids.
863
00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:51,360
What did you do
with the phone?
864
00:40:51,361 --> 00:40:53,711
Our hands full
with the koi pond.
865
00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:55,452
- Koi pond?
- Yeah.
866
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,410
It's going to double
as a reflecting pool,
867
00:40:57,411 --> 00:41:00,544
which will make us a shoo-in
for next season's cup.
868
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:03,111
What about the garden?
869
00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:04,809
We'll have to dig it up.
870
00:41:04,810 --> 00:41:06,811
Uh, how much?
871
00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:07,812
All of it.
872
00:41:10,424 --> 00:41:12,338
Come on, I'll show you.
873
00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:25,786
Here's what you learn
when you plant a garden.
874
00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:29,964
I don't want to go to jail.
875
00:41:32,446 --> 00:41:36,493
All that beauty is just
a happy accident,
876
00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:40,018
a random mix
of insects rotting
877
00:41:40,019 --> 00:41:42,586
and compost decaying.
878
00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:48,069
So to make a garden grow,
879
00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:51,204
something has to die.
59988
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