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Thank you.
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Would anyone else like to share?
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I'm Tammy
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Hi, Tammy.
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Hi.
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Things have been okay.
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Yeah Um.
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Still really hoping to get a bigger car.
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It's one of our goals for TSDY.
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Uh, sorry.
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Um try something different year.
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It's like a thing we found online.
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We decided to try it out once I got better.
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Um.
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Uh
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I've been cancer-free for 12 months.
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But, um.
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You know, I still just live with the terror
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that it's gonna come back.
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It's not coming back
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He always says that, but, you know,
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I just have a lot of anxiety.
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Focusing on my business really helps.
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Um
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My friend Devin makes me laugh hard.
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So
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Devin?
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Yeah, my ex The firefighter.
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Um, rekindling that friendship has
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it's really helped me.
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You know, community is so important.
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But I worry.
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Will I ever see my son graduate?
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Will I ever orgasm again?
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Sorry This is, uh, not so exciting,
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but this group really helps, so, thank you
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Craig.
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Anything you wanna share?
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Everything is really awesome
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Tammy deserves a parade.
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And I'm orgasming fine.
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I'll share, I'll share.
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Um this has been a great week for me
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Craig.
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The mailman screwed up again.
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Can you bring the package
to the neighbor's?
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Craig Waterman Yeah.
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Yeah I'm in the car now.
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Actually, I'm in the parking lot
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I'll be up there in two seconds.
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Perfect Perfect Perfect Bye
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hi.
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Howdy.
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Are you Austin?
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Guilty.
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Yeah, the, uh mailman screwed up.
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Uh, I'm down there
at the end of the block there.
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Oh, with the for sale sign?
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Yeah About to leave the neighborhood.
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It's a bummer Wish I could've gotten
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to know you, but yeah we're leaving.
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Sorry about this.
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Oh, not your fault.
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Some mailman idiot always messes up.
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Well, it's gonna happen, I guess.
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Yeah I didn't open it or look or anything
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I know that that's illegal.
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Oh Thank you.
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Yep No worries.
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Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way.
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Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman.
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Stay curious, Craig Waterman.
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You too, Austin
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Full mug coming through here.
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Careful, careful, careful Full mug.
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Hey, java king!
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Fuckin' moron.
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Nicholas from Serotonin
Solutions Sam is on.
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How was everyone's weekend?
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I need to get a bigger car
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I know Let's sell the house first
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I can't fit this stuff.
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Look what happened, it fell over.
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Hey, Shannon Hey, gang.
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Hi.
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You didn't steal anything, did you?
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House has got good bones, right?
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Sorry my wife's stuff is everywhere.
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Yeah.
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A beautiful neighborhood too.
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Nice people there
Really good people there.
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You have a good day.
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Awesome.
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Shit.
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Didn't even fucking talk to me.
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Can you put that in the front?
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Like, try and find a spot?
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I don't know where to put it.
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Yes, yes, yes Ah, I got water on me!
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Stevie
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can you pass me that, please?
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Super beautiful.
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Thank you.
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What are those?
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Oh, honey The new neighbor Austin.
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He brought these over for us earlier.
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He also invited you over for a drink
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at 8:00 tonight I said you'd go.
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You don't know my schedule.
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You sit there every night.
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It might be nice to have a pal,
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you know, a bud
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Hello, Tammy's florals, Steven speaking.
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Just welcome him to the neighborhood.
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There's a new Marvel out.
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It's supposed to be nuts.
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We should go see that.
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Oh my ex-boyfriend Devin,
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he invited me out for a drink tonight.
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Thank you so much
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Okay Two Luna arrangements for a 90th.
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Extra lavender
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Stevie, your mom's abandoning us.
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It's just you and I.
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We gotta go see that Marvel tonight
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I already saw it It's sorta...
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Ah! Don't spoil it Do not spoil it.
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What's going on?
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Honey.
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Please don't go out with this fucking
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dumb clown tonight.
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You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel.
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People are saying it's actually nuts.
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It's driving people crazy
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It's nacho, nacho time!
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Never
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Never underestimate the nacho.
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Yummy Oh, good work.
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Mwah.
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Delicious, huh? Anyway, I gotta go.
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But I love you.
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Have fun.
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See you later Thank you.
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You guys kiss each other on the lips?
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Honey.
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Go.
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Err.
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Hmm.
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Oh, you know, I, uh
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I actually got those speed bumps
put in on our street.
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Yeah It was a frickin' nightmare
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dealing with the city.
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But now the whole neighborhood's
not a goddamn racetrack.
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Well, thank you.
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Welcome.
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Well, what do you do for a living?
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Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh
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I pay those criminals at the bank
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by covering the weather
for Channel Three.
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You're a weatherman?
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I usually work evenings,
but I got tonight off
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I knew you looked familiar.
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That's so awesome.
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What do you do for a living?
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I work for a company called
Universal Digital Innovations.
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We work with clients
who are trying to make
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their products more habit forming
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I work with apps, specifically.
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Like
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trying to get people addicted to products?
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Uh we prefer to use
the term "habit forming".
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It appeals to the most primal
aspects of the brain.
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So when the person tries
to detach themselves
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from the product, they become
extremely displeased
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and they just continue using it
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Fucking brutal
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Yeah, it's brutal.
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I got a product you might like.
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Alright.
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Porno mag?
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Better.
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Look familiar?
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Just a box from my yard.
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What's this?
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That's a 400,000-year-old
stone hand axe
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carved by Homo Erectus.
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These are the first human
objects ever made.
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You're holding the very same
tool that some
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ancient person held on
in East African Savannah.
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As they paused in awe to watch the land
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swallow the burning
golden ball in the sky
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Whoa, buddy.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Shoot! Uh.
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Oh, I'm so sorry
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I am so sorry This never oh!
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Fuck.
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Let's go somewhere.
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Uh.
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It's a school night for me
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I'll get you a clean shirt
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Okay.
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Alright
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What's here?
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Come on, come on.
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This way
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Quick!
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Before the pigs see us
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It's the Aqueduct.
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It was built in 1837.
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Look at this It connects the entire city
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Oh my God.
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Aw, fuck!
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I got stuff all over me.
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Ah, it looks like OVD's gonna get
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a little bit more of my money.
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OV what?
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Ocean View Dining.
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It's the only clothes that fit me just right.
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Oh Wow - Yeah.
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Looks good.
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Yeah, this is all OVD.
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Nice - All this is Yeah.
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Alright.
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They even make food.
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This way
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Alright
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There you go
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Come on You got it
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Grab my hand.
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There you go There you go
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You okay? You got it.
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Pull up, pull up Pull up
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There you go - Oh.
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You okay?
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- You alright?
- Yeah.
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Alright
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Nice job - Thank you.
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What's wrong?
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Lost my shoe.
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Oh.
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Ah, we'll get it on the way back Come on.
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This is so cool.
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Yeah, there's a way into
the building through here
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Oh my God!
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Oh I thought that was a guy
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Where the hell are we?
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City Hall Come on.
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What?
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Oh.
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It's a normal ciggie, it's not cannabis.
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Oh Excellent.
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Oh, hey.
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My band's playing tomorrow night.
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Bring Tammy.
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Your frickin' band? You're in a band?
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Yeah, it's gonna be a big show.
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Hopefully my boss
doesn't make me work
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I tell ya
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I am so over nightly news
I wanna do mornings.
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Why don't you just ask?
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I wanted my own office at work
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I just asked.
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Did you get it?
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Eat in there alone every single day
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I can eat whatever the hell I want.
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Something big and messy.
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Something really embarrassing
I don't want anybody to see.
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Something that stinks.
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All you gotta do is ask.
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You'll be on the list
tomorrow night, rock star
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I'll be there, rock star
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Alright
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Ehh.
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You crack me up
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- I do?
- You crack me up.
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Yeah!
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Yeah!
284
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:21,188
Alright, friends That's it.
285
00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,714
That's our national forecast.
286
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,424
Take care of yourselves out there.
287
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,301
We'll see you tomorrow night.
288
00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,179
I'm not clicking anything
289
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:32,182
I think my clicker ran out of batteries
290
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:35,435
I tell ya, sometimes I feel
like I've run out of batteries
291
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,187
I gotta go change my double A's.
292
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,772
See ya tomorrow night
293
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,363
Alright How y'all doing?
294
00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:50,617
Sorry about the tie, I just got off work.
295
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,203
We're Mayor Nichols Sucks
296
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:56,873
This song goes out to my wife, Bianca
297
00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:42,502
I feel like we need to add something
298
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:45,380
that makes the user feel
expressed or judged.
299
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:48,633
So they keep coming back to
use it over and over again.
300
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:50,969
Like like here You see the
301
00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,494
they have the key emoji down there.
302
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,055
See that key?
303
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,933
Someone named Austin Neighbor
Weatherman is calling you
304
00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,811
One second Pardon me.
305
00:16:59,936 --> 00:17:02,814
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey Craigy, whatcha up to?
306
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:05,275
Just boring old crap, really.
307
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,901
I hear you.
308
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:09,946
Hey, quick question: You up
for going on an adventure?
309
00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:11,948
- When?
- When? Right now.
310
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,283
- Right now?
- Yes
311
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,285
Smooth cap.
312
00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:17,454
Forked gills along the stipe.
313
00:17:17,579 --> 00:17:20,123
Throw that on your grill with a little butter
314
00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:21,750
got yourself a meal.
315
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:23,334
Go on, smell it.
316
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,588
Oh, wow That's vanilla.
317
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,089
You know
318
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:30,216
I can't stop thinking about your band.
319
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:32,510
That's so fucking amazing.
320
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,095
Thanks, bud.
321
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:35,472
You play anything?
322
00:17:35,597 --> 00:17:38,349
Nah, I always wanted
to play drums, but just.
323
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,726
Didn't.
324
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,227
Get yourself a set We'll jam.
325
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,313
Play some punk music or something.
326
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:46,066
It isn't about how well you play.
327
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,359
It's about how passionate you are.
328
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,904
Oh, wow Drums.
329
00:17:51,029 --> 00:17:52,781
Yeah Well.
330
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,908
What color would I get?
331
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:57,452
I guess it probably
doesn't matter what col...
332
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:58,763
Well, actually it might matter...
333
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:00,622
Oh shit! Oh shit!
334
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,457
Help! Help me! Help me!
335
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:03,750
Oh my God, help!
336
00:18:03,875 --> 00:18:04,584
I got you.
337
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,711
Oh, Jesus!
338
00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,339
What the hell?
339
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,674
Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's
340
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,051
gonna get more of your money
341
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,514
Yeah Honestly though,
their new fall collection,
342
00:18:17,639 --> 00:18:18,681
it looks superb
343
00:18:18,807 --> 00:18:20,517
I'm really excited about it.
344
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,520
Oh shit, my phone!
345
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:26,022
Oh, fuck! My phone!
346
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:29,109
Can can you call it? Can you call it?
347
00:18:29,234 --> 00:18:31,069
Can't I don't have a phone.
348
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,654
Are you insane?
349
00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,906
I'm looking at a free man right now.
350
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:37,867
Come on
351
00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,958
Look at this.
352
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,126
Oh.
353
00:18:46,251 --> 00:18:48,086
Yeah - Crap.
354
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:49,712
Oh, look at this
355
00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:52,757
Oh man, that's cherry.
356
00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:53,967
Whoa!
357
00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:55,176
Oh, yeah.
358
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:57,804
This is my dream car.
359
00:18:59,722 --> 00:19:01,057
I hope you get it one day.
360
00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:03,434
This thing is absolutely cherry.
361
00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,727
Yeah.
362
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:07,063
Well, it might happen
sooner than you think
363
00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,398
I took your advice.
364
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,442
They offered me the morning news slot.
365
00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:12,861
Oh my God!
366
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,529
- Really?
- Yep.
367
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,573
Congratulations! Holy crap.
368
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,116
Thank you, buddy Truly.
369
00:19:18,241 --> 00:19:19,784
Now, if I get this stupid car,
370
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:21,619
you're going for the first ride
371
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,163
I promise You're good luck
372
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:25,248
I'm good luck.
373
00:19:25,373 --> 00:19:26,749
Yes, you are.
374
00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,423
I can see the future.
375
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,972
It is full of pals.
376
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:43,808
My husband!
377
00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,311
Somebody help us, please!
378
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,770
Helping pals.
379
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,481
I got you, buddy
380
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,406
Thank you, Craig.
381
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,618
Oh, it's so cold out there.
382
00:20:03,036 --> 00:20:04,495
And being a boss.
383
00:20:04,621 --> 00:20:06,122
Civilization has collapsed.
384
00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,625
But Craig has led us to the future.
385
00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,959
To Craig!
386
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,211
To Craig!
387
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,840
The neighborhood would be
a racetrack without you.
388
00:20:25,934 --> 00:20:27,769
I'm on the edge of life
389
00:20:28,645 --> 00:20:31,189
and the view is gorgeous.
390
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:46,746
What the
391
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,998
what are you doing?
392
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:52,001
Can I wake you up with a lick?
393
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,545
- A lick?
- Yeah.
394
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:56,422
- Is the door locked?
- Yeah.
395
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,382
Yeah - Okay.
396
00:20:57,507 --> 00:20:58,883
Something's burning!
397
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:01,177
- Fuck!
- Something's burning?
398
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,441
What did you do?
399
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:17,986
I hope you like wild mushrooms
on toast, honey.
400
00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:20,822
What?
401
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,156
What?
402
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,075
Seriously, what happened?
What'd you do?
403
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,576
Nothing.
404
00:21:27,495 --> 00:21:28,913
Good morning.
405
00:21:29,038 --> 00:21:30,331
You like this?
406
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:31,541
- Punk?
- Yeah.
407
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,543
Oh yeah, I like punk - Fuck yeah.
408
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,086
You don't listen to music.
409
00:21:35,211 --> 00:21:37,046
Yeah, I do I listen to punk
410
00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,007
I even took a walk this morning.
411
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:41,551
Got up Went for a full walk.
412
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,845
Picked some of those flowers right there.
413
00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,723
- You made these?
- Yeah.
414
00:21:47,932 --> 00:21:49,559
Oh shit, tastes like McDonald's
415
00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:52,020
I love it So good.
416
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,230
Thanks - Okay, I'll see you guys.
417
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,481
Love you - Love you
418
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,233
Austin invited me to hang out
419
00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,277
with some of his buddies tonight.
420
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,070
They seem like pretty cool guys.
421
00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:02,739
Wow, honey
422
00:22:18,755 --> 00:22:20,173
Hey, how are you?
423
00:22:20,298 --> 00:22:22,550
I'm Craig Austin invited me.
424
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,093
Oh, there he is!
425
00:22:24,218 --> 00:22:25,845
Alright Hey, guys.
426
00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:28,806
This is my neighbor, Craig He's the best.
427
00:22:28,931 --> 00:22:31,517
Hey, hey! To the new
morning weatherman!
428
00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,605
This is the life!
429
00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:37,207
I'll drink to that, I'll drink to that
430
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,566
I appreciate you.
431
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:40,026
It's great to talk to you, Chris.
432
00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:41,861
Hey, I'm gonna grab another brew.
433
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,113
Alright Yeah, for sure
I'll see you inside, alright.
434
00:22:44,238 --> 00:22:45,238
Yeah
435
00:22:48,076 --> 00:22:49,160
You're smart.
436
00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,829
You have a good job.
437
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:53,998
There's nothing to be nervous about.
438
00:22:54,123 --> 00:22:55,249
Just be yourself.
439
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:57,293
You're a frickin' prince
440
00:23:13,351 --> 00:23:15,186
You okay?
441
00:23:16,104 --> 00:23:17,355
Thought it was open.
442
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,649
You you hit that hard.
443
00:23:19,774 --> 00:23:21,484
Can I use your restroom really fast?
444
00:23:31,953 --> 00:23:33,788
So how'd y'all meet?
445
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:52,306
That reminds me, Zed
ran into me at the mall
446
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:53,850
and I was all stressed out
447
00:23:53,975 --> 00:23:56,519
I was buying a bra for my daughter.
448
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,855
She's 13 and she's already a size C.
449
00:23:58,980 --> 00:24:01,274
And, uh you know, I was just spiraling.
450
00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:05,361
But I just I see the way
that guys look at her.
451
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,155
You know, I'm just I'm scared.
452
00:24:07,864 --> 00:24:09,991
I'm sorry you're going through that, man.
453
00:24:10,116 --> 00:24:11,951
You know we're here
for you anytime, right?
454
00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,328
Sheila's lucky to have a dad like you.
455
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,454
Yeah.
456
00:24:15,496 --> 00:24:16,747
Yeah, man
457
00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:06,714
Alright Who's next? Who's next?
458
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,508
Oh! Let's get the new guy in there.
459
00:25:08,633 --> 00:25:09,634
Hey.
460
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:10,801
Get him, Craig Hit him!
461
00:25:10,927 --> 00:25:12,678
- Come on!
- Get him!
462
00:25:12,803 --> 00:25:13,803
Stay right.
463
00:25:14,430 --> 00:25:15,640
Alright!
464
00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,725
Everybody watch out for my face.
465
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,644
Some of us have calls
with CEOs tomorrow
466
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,480
Got a big shot in the house.
467
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,607
Focus - Come on, Craig!
468
00:25:24,732 --> 00:25:25,733
Alright Alright.
469
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,110
To a good match - Yeah, heavyweights!
470
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,070
Ding, ding!
471
00:25:30,530 --> 00:25:32,073
Oh! The first punch Damn!
472
00:25:32,198 --> 00:25:33,533
You okay? You alright, Craig?
473
00:25:34,617 --> 00:25:36,577
You alright, buddy? You okay?
474
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:37,453
Yeah - Alright.
475
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:38,663
Yeah - Sorry about that.
476
00:25:38,788 --> 00:25:40,706
Let's both try to be a little safer.
477
00:25:40,831 --> 00:25:42,792
Absolutely - Excellent.
478
00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:44,669
You and me fight okay - Yes, yes.
479
00:25:44,794 --> 00:25:45,962
Friend to friend - Friend.
480
00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,421
Here we go Alright.
481
00:25:47,547 --> 00:25:48,815
Let's go, Craig - Ding, ding, ding.
482
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:49,715
Like you did the last time.
483
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,384
Yeah
484
00:25:51,509 --> 00:25:53,829
- You didn't want that.
- Hands up Hands up
485
00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,723
Oh this fight's over.
486
00:25:57,848 --> 00:25:58,975
Fuck!
487
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,393
Oh you alright? Oh, my God.
488
00:26:00,518 --> 00:26:02,204
This guy can't take it, Austin
You gotta stop.
489
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:03,428
Okay, great.
490
00:26:03,521 --> 00:26:05,690
Maybe you should sit
this one out then, Craig.
491
00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:08,234
Sorry about that You're okay Alright.
492
00:26:08,359 --> 00:26:09,610
Anyone else wanna go?
493
00:26:12,446 --> 00:26:14,782
- What the fuck, man?
- Winner!
494
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,867
Winner!
495
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:18,494
You knocked him out, idiot.
496
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,204
Easy, easy, easy - Nah, he's good.
497
00:26:20,329 --> 00:26:21,205
Guys, help him up.
498
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:22,748
No, you're good He's solid.
499
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:23,873
He's good.
500
00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,167
Hey, am I bleeding at all?
501
00:26:25,293 --> 00:26:27,545
What the fuck is wrong
with you, jackass?
502
00:26:27,670 --> 00:26:29,672
Cheap shot bullshit
That was fucking bullshit.
503
00:26:29,797 --> 00:26:31,257
- Sucker punch!
- What the fuck?
504
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:32,800
It's alright Let's get these off.
505
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,844
There we go Take this off.
506
00:26:34,969 --> 00:26:36,971
Okay Easy, easy, easy
507
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:38,264
I'm okay - You good?
508
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:39,599
Yeah, yeah
509
00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:43,102
I think, uh I think maybe, uh uh
510
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:45,229
we call it on boxing for tonight, huh?
511
00:26:47,690 --> 00:26:48,983
Hey
512
00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:50,318
look.
513
00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:53,237
I know my punishment.
514
00:26:53,988 --> 00:26:55,823
I know my punishment
515
00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,742
I messed up.
516
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:02,413
I'm a bad boy.
517
00:27:04,624 --> 00:27:06,000
I'm sorry.
518
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,627
What'd I do?
519
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:10,046
What did I do?
520
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:18,679
I'm such a bad boy.
521
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:21,891
I'm sorry
522
00:27:22,016 --> 00:27:24,226
I'm really sorry.
523
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,862
Alright I gotta go home now.
524
00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:36,238
Yeah, me too.
525
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:38,115
He's gonna call his...
526
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,241
Alright Yeah, yeah.
527
00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:40,826
You sure? Are you okay?
528
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:42,828
Yeah, yeah, yeah - You call somebody
529
00:27:42,953 --> 00:27:44,205
I'm okay I'm alright.
530
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,373
Just watch your back.
531
00:27:45,498 --> 00:27:46,666
Watch out for this guy.
532
00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:48,167
Yeah, thanks.
533
00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:51,921
Alright So long, fellas - See ya, man
534
00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:57,551
Okay.
535
00:27:57,677 --> 00:27:59,178
Sure you know how to get home?
536
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:00,721
I'll do my best
537
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:02,390
Okay - Alright.
538
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:06,018
Hey, man Nice job, you fucking cock.
539
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:10,481
Alright
540
00:28:41,303 --> 00:28:43,389
You've reached
Austin and Bianca,
541
00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:45,266
you know what to do
542
00:28:55,025 --> 00:28:57,027
And with us today is our newest edition
543
00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:58,904
to the Rise and Shine family.
544
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:01,741
He's someone you're probably
already familiar with
545
00:29:01,866 --> 00:29:04,994
Austin Carmichael,
our new meteorologist.
546
00:29:05,119 --> 00:29:06,328
Howdy, folks.
547
00:29:06,454 --> 00:29:07,830
Happy to be her.
548
00:29:07,955 --> 00:29:09,665
Err here Happy to be here
549
00:29:11,417 --> 00:29:13,294
Looks like I could use
another cup of java
550
00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:14,837
Better make it a big one.
551
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:16,213
When we come back,
552
00:29:16,338 --> 00:29:17,816
Austin will join us as we talk with what
553
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:21,302
some people are calling
a six-year-old Tiger Woods
554
00:29:26,140 --> 00:29:28,851
Alright, we're back
live in 60 seconds.
555
00:29:28,976 --> 00:29:30,644
Hey man.
556
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:33,606
Crushed that That was awesome.
557
00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:36,859
How'd you how'd you get in here?
558
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:38,819
I have a meeting here.
559
00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:41,363
Who's your meeting with?
560
00:29:41,489 --> 00:29:44,325
Just some dickhead or whatever.
561
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,202
Oh, I have a check for you
562
00:29:46,327 --> 00:29:48,162
I gotta give it to you
next time we hang out.
563
00:29:48,287 --> 00:29:50,039
Are you wearing makeup?
564
00:29:50,164 --> 00:29:51,749
I'm not gonna tell your wife.
565
00:29:51,874 --> 00:29:53,417
What was up with that stumble?
566
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:56,128
Oh, uh yeah Sorry about that.
567
00:29:56,253 --> 00:29:59,089
Um new job jitters It won't happen again.
568
00:29:59,215 --> 00:30:01,175
It better fucking not.
569
00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,593
This your father?
570
00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:04,512
Uh, no It's my neighbor.
571
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,514
Not really sure why he's here.
572
00:30:08,098 --> 00:30:09,850
Hey, what are you doing after this?
573
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,686
I was gonna go to Rick's Bar
and try this new thing.
574
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:14,563
They have a SEAL Team Six lunch
575
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:17,733
I guess that's what the guys ate
after they killed Osama.
576
00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,985
It's 22,000 calories.
577
00:30:20,110 --> 00:30:23,447
It's got four racks of ribs,
mac and cheese
578
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:24,782
Caesar salad.
579
00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:26,951
Look, it's really distracting
that you're here
580
00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:28,577
I need to focus Okay?
581
00:30:28,702 --> 00:30:29,912
Hey, buddy.
582
00:30:30,037 --> 00:30:31,914
Looking good I like it.
583
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,124
Oh! You're dressed as a little doll?
584
00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:37,294
Wanna smoke a cigarette
with us, little doll?
585
00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,713
Hey Look, you gotta go Alright?
586
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:41,382
I'm under a lot of pressure here.
587
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:43,801
It's a lot harder than nights.
588
00:30:43,926 --> 00:30:47,054
Just please leave Thank you.
589
00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:48,764
You have a phone?
590
00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:51,016
Yeah, of course I have a phone
591
00:30:51,141 --> 00:30:52,452
Back live in 10 seconds.
592
00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,228
Let's get Austin on his mark
593
00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,896
I'll hang out with you soon
594
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:04,113
And did you wanna upgrade
to the hero plan?
595
00:31:04,238 --> 00:31:06,448
It's unlimited talk, text and data.
596
00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:10,369
Plus you get one of these
five limited phone cases.
597
00:31:10,494 --> 00:31:12,788
Oh Yeah, definitely.
598
00:31:12,913 --> 00:31:14,164
Yeah, that sounds great.
599
00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:16,625
Uh I'm gonna do oh, Mars Rover.
600
00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:17,877
Oh.
601
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,587
Twins!
602
00:31:23,757 --> 00:31:25,593
Beer drinking time, huh?
603
00:31:25,718 --> 00:31:27,469
Yeah, I mean or something else.
604
00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:29,179
Hey, is that, uh
605
00:31:29,305 --> 00:31:31,640
bar across the plaza any good?
606
00:31:31,765 --> 00:31:33,183
I've never been
607
00:31:33,309 --> 00:31:35,036
I've seen a few gnarly
fights outside though.
608
00:31:35,060 --> 00:31:37,438
Yeah I might step over
there and have a sip,
609
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:39,732
or a few, if you wanna join me.
610
00:31:39,857 --> 00:31:40,857
It'd be cool.
611
00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,318
Oh
612
00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:43,652
I'm 18.
613
00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:45,279
Ugh.
614
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:48,574
Teenage girls these days, they look like
615
00:31:48,699 --> 00:31:50,159
they're 25 years old
616
00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:52,286
I guess it's the same with the guys too.
617
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,333
Receipt in the bag?
618
00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,835
I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah.
619
00:32:03,172 --> 00:32:04,340
Alright.
620
00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:05,883
Oh, and sir.
621
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:08,302
If you ever want something
622
00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,304
a little stronger than a few drinks
623
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:11,680
you let me know.
624
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,226
Stay curious
625
00:32:20,606 --> 00:32:22,816
You may begin to detach
626
00:32:22,942 --> 00:32:25,319
from realities you had
claimed as your own.
627
00:32:26,779 --> 00:32:28,364
Are you okay?
628
00:32:28,489 --> 00:32:29,949
Yeah.
629
00:32:30,741 --> 00:32:32,701
A package came for you.
630
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,954
Oh, yes!
631
00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:39,541
Oh my God Holy shit!
632
00:32:39,667 --> 00:32:41,961
Ooh, that's exciting - Holy shit!
633
00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:44,004
These are fucking awesome!
634
00:32:44,129 --> 00:32:45,464
These for you?
635
00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:46,882
Oh yeah
636
00:32:54,181 --> 00:32:56,850
Hey, hey! Is your better half here?
637
00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,687
One moment.
638
00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,647
Honey.
639
00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,233
There's someone at the door for you.
640
00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:05,234
It's Craig.
641
00:33:05,359 --> 00:33:06,902
Alright.
642
00:33:07,653 --> 00:33:09,446
Dude.
643
00:33:09,571 --> 00:33:11,991
Check it out.
644
00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:18,080
Wow You, uh you got the expensive ones.
645
00:33:18,205 --> 00:33:20,207
Yeah I got green to match your guitar.
646
00:33:20,332 --> 00:33:22,167
Let's jam - Um.
647
00:33:22,292 --> 00:33:24,712
- Whoa You look awesome!
- Oh, thank you.
648
00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:27,297
Uh look, uh, Craig.
649
00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,926
We had a couple of really nice hangs,
650
00:33:31,051 --> 00:33:33,971
but I think it best that
we go our separate ways.
651
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:37,933
Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door?
652
00:33:38,058 --> 00:33:39,768
I told you I'd pay for it, buddy.
653
00:33:39,893 --> 00:33:41,895
No, Friday night was really strange
654
00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,398
for me and the guys
and I don't wish to continue
655
00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:46,150
this friendship at the moment.
656
00:33:48,152 --> 00:33:50,362
You made me feel too free.
657
00:33:50,487 --> 00:33:52,364
You all accepted me way too fast.
658
00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:54,074
You can't do that.
659
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:55,784
People need rules
660
00:33:55,909 --> 00:33:58,912
I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair.
661
00:34:00,122 --> 00:34:02,041
I'm doing a segment for work.
662
00:34:02,166 --> 00:34:04,835
Um much luck selling the house.
663
00:34:08,213 --> 00:34:09,923
Austin, come on
664
00:34:51,548 --> 00:34:54,218
Craigy, isn't it beautiful?
665
00:34:54,343 --> 00:34:56,678
Doesn't seeing this make you certain
666
00:34:56,804 --> 00:34:58,472
that some unknowable intelligence
667
00:34:58,597 --> 00:35:00,516
is behind all things?
668
00:35:01,809 --> 00:35:03,227
Thank you, Rebecca.
669
00:35:03,352 --> 00:35:05,938
Uh my producers told me that there was
670
00:35:06,063 --> 00:35:07,981
a Renaissance Festival here today.
671
00:35:08,107 --> 00:35:09,274
And, uh
672
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,527
clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so
673
00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:14,238
it's a fun... fun prank
on the new guy Ma'am.
674
00:35:14,363 --> 00:35:15,697
Right
675
00:35:24,498 --> 00:35:25,874
Stevie, come on.
676
00:35:25,999 --> 00:35:28,418
There's nothing over there Come here.
677
00:35:28,544 --> 00:35:29,920
Look
678
00:35:35,175 --> 00:35:36,844
Free food.
679
00:35:36,969 --> 00:35:39,555
That's ancient stuff you're holding there.
680
00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:43,684
People have been doing this for
hundreds of thousands of years.
681
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,811
Cool, huh? Take a bite.
682
00:35:45,936 --> 00:35:48,522
No How do you know
they're not poisonous?
683
00:35:49,106 --> 00:35:50,482
I'll show you.
684
00:35:54,862 --> 00:35:56,572
This one needs a little ranch.
685
00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:07,708
This is fun.
686
00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:11,962
Hanging out at the mall, this is fun.
687
00:36:26,810 --> 00:36:29,229
Got any crushes at school?
688
00:36:29,354 --> 00:36:31,565
Of course Dad.
689
00:36:34,234 --> 00:36:36,028
That guy on that pig was flying.
690
00:36:36,153 --> 00:36:37,696
What the hell?
691
00:36:37,821 --> 00:36:39,239
That was crazy
692
00:36:41,909 --> 00:36:43,118
God!
693
00:36:43,243 --> 00:36:45,120
I told you those mushrooms
were poisonous, Dad
694
00:36:45,245 --> 00:36:46,538
I told you
695
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,752
Fuck
696
00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,171
Jesus Christ, there's fuckin' blood in it
697
00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:06,350
Couldn't believe that.
698
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:07,351
You know?
699
00:37:07,476 --> 00:37:08,518
Fuckin' hell, dude.
700
00:37:09,686 --> 00:37:11,396
Fellas.
701
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:12,940
How we doing?
702
00:37:13,065 --> 00:37:14,524
What's up, man?
703
00:37:14,650 --> 00:37:17,027
We're the smokers, we're the smokers.
704
00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:20,030
It was awesome.
705
00:37:20,155 --> 00:37:21,657
Anybody need a light?
706
00:37:21,782 --> 00:37:22,908
Anybody need a light?
707
00:37:24,076 --> 00:37:25,285
Good?
708
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,830
Beers at my house this Friday.
709
00:37:29,623 --> 00:37:31,625
Heck yeah I'll stock the fridge.
710
00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:33,835
Let's do a boys night.
711
00:37:33,961 --> 00:37:35,295
Can my wife come?
712
00:37:39,633 --> 00:37:41,218
No, you don't know her.
713
00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:42,135
You never met her.
714
00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:43,261
No, no.
715
00:37:43,345 --> 00:37:44,680
No, let's keep it a boy's night
716
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:46,139
I gotta call my wife.
717
00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:48,809
Tell her things might get a little rowdy
718
00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:50,519
this Friday night
719
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,033
This is a sword.
720
00:38:05,784 --> 00:38:07,577
From Europe, 1700's.
721
00:38:07,703 --> 00:38:09,413
Let me see this thing.
722
00:38:09,538 --> 00:38:11,248
Hey, don't rip it outta my hands.
723
00:38:11,373 --> 00:38:13,250
It's priceless Be careful with that, okay?
724
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,087
Dude, you scare the fuck
outta me, like, so easily
725
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:19,715
Imagine.
726
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,675
You're a knight.
727
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:24,011
Staring out
728
00:38:24,136 --> 00:38:26,096
at the enemy army coming at you.
729
00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:27,221
Your heart is racing.
730
00:38:27,306 --> 00:38:28,932
Why are you showing us this thing?
731
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,351
'Cause it's cool I collect stuff like that.
732
00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,021
It's so small, dude It's like for babies
733
00:38:35,063 --> 00:38:36,440
This is a sword for babies.
734
00:38:36,565 --> 00:38:38,567
It's not for a baby, it's for a knight.
735
00:38:38,692 --> 00:38:40,861
It's like when Thanos drinks the elixir
736
00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,715
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry
737
00:38:43,739 --> 00:38:45,157
I gotta stop you I gotta stop you.
738
00:38:45,282 --> 00:38:47,659
This is a, uh, no Marvel spoiler garage.
739
00:38:47,784 --> 00:38:49,411
Sorry, it's a little rule here
740
00:38:49,536 --> 00:38:50,620
I apologize.
741
00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,456
Dude When that ship fucking comes in
742
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:54,916
I'm dead serious
743
00:38:55,042 --> 00:38:56,835
I'm dead serious No Marvel spoilers
744
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:58,920
I like to go in fresh, so - Alright.
745
00:38:59,046 --> 00:39:01,381
Yeah, yeah No worries No worries Yeah.
746
00:39:02,591 --> 00:39:03,884
Are those your wife's drums?
747
00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:06,553
That's funny, I already
told you they're mine.
748
00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:09,014
They look like no one's
touched them, bitch.
749
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:11,058
Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane.
750
00:39:11,183 --> 00:39:13,185
Give us a little taste
Come on, man, don't hide.
751
00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,538
Don't use the knife like that
Don't point the knife at people
752
00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,486
He's like The Hulk, man
753
00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:25,197
Get the fuck out!
754
00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:26,990
Get the fucking hell outta here
755
00:39:27,115 --> 00:39:29,284
I said no spoilers Let's go Get up.
756
00:39:29,409 --> 00:39:30,595
We've been here, like, 40 minutes.
757
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:31,912
Move, move, move!
758
00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,479
Yeah, yeah There he is
759
00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:59,606
Jesus Christ
760
00:39:59,731 --> 00:40:01,400
Craig.
761
00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:04,111
My key card mysteriously
stopped working.
762
00:40:05,278 --> 00:40:07,447
Uh do you need to change?
763
00:40:07,572 --> 00:40:09,199
No - You sure?
764
00:40:09,324 --> 00:40:10,867
Yeah I've been through worse.
765
00:40:10,992 --> 00:40:13,662
Okay Well, um
766
00:40:13,787 --> 00:40:15,038
we have a new client
767
00:40:15,163 --> 00:40:17,541
that I'm really, really excited about.
768
00:40:17,666 --> 00:40:20,335
Mr Mayor Seth Nichols
769
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:23,130
Seth Nichols is about trust.
770
00:40:23,255 --> 00:40:25,298
Now, he wants us to modernize his
771
00:40:25,424 --> 00:40:26,550
re-election campaign.
772
00:40:26,675 --> 00:40:28,176
Make it much more interactive.
773
00:40:28,301 --> 00:40:30,679
Now, Craig who do
you want on your team?
774
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,140
Besides a towel?
775
00:40:36,101 --> 00:40:38,687
I'll just be a lone wolf on this one, I think
776
00:40:43,900 --> 00:40:45,152
Honey.
777
00:40:45,277 --> 00:40:46,862
You're home?
778
00:40:46,987 --> 00:40:49,364
Yeah I don't trust my lunch
in the work fridge
779
00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,324
I think somebody's fucking with it.
780
00:40:51,450 --> 00:40:52,850
- Can you help me load these?
- Yeah
781
00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:53,994
I gotta scarf, though
782
00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,079
I gotta get on a call with the mayor
783
00:40:56,204 --> 00:40:57,873
about the mayor thing or whatever.
784
00:40:57,998 --> 00:41:00,041
The mail guy screwed up again
785
00:41:09,009 --> 00:41:10,343
Craig.
786
00:41:10,469 --> 00:41:11,261
Your nose.
787
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:12,387
Oh - I've never.
788
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,597
Yeah.
789
00:41:13,722 --> 00:41:15,474
Never seen you get a bloody nose before.
790
00:41:15,599 --> 00:41:17,243
No, it's not a big deal,
don't worry about it.
791
00:41:17,267 --> 00:41:19,269
You okay? Here - Yeah, I'm fine.
792
00:41:19,394 --> 00:41:21,146
Let's get these in - Be careful with that.
793
00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:24,149
- Pick it up from the base.
- Yeah, yeah I gotta go
794
00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:26,985
I gotta have a fast lunch I have a big call.
795
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:30,071
Honey I'm sick of struggling,
I need a bigger car
796
00:41:30,197 --> 00:41:31,198
I gotta go!
797
00:41:31,323 --> 00:41:32,550
You still have blood on your nose.
798
00:41:32,574 --> 00:41:34,409
That's fine, that's fine - Wipe it off.
799
00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:37,204
Bye! Bye, bye, bye
800
00:42:59,703 --> 00:43:00,829
Ah.
801
00:43:00,954 --> 00:43:02,956
Motherfucker
802
00:44:57,070 --> 00:44:58,530
Hey, hey
803
00:44:58,655 --> 00:45:00,824
Putting you through
with the mayor's office.
804
00:45:00,949 --> 00:45:02,158
Jen's on
805
00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:03,678
Joanna and Monkey
See Inc are on
806
00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:05,203
Barry from Digitonis
807
00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:07,914
Craig Waterman is on.
808
00:45:08,039 --> 00:45:09,519
So, Craig... before we start,
809
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,334
I wanna clear something up
810
00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:14,879
Austin? Honey?
811
00:45:15,004 --> 00:45:16,339
Hello?
812
00:45:16,464 --> 00:45:17,757
Craig? Hello?
813
00:45:17,882 --> 00:45:19,092
Hello, hello.
814
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:24,180
It's the craziest thing that
you don't have a cell phone.
815
00:45:24,305 --> 00:45:25,890
Somebody knocked on the door.
816
00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:28,059
Hey, baby.
817
00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:30,228
Come snuggle.
818
00:45:30,353 --> 00:45:31,438
Are you there?
819
00:45:31,563 --> 00:45:32,814
It's nap time.
820
00:45:32,939 --> 00:45:34,816
Did we lose Craig? Is Craig there?
821
00:45:34,941 --> 00:45:36,860
Chad from Dopamine
Unlimited is on.
822
00:45:37,736 --> 00:45:39,320
He's not responding
823
00:45:39,446 --> 00:45:41,382
'cause he probably doesn't have
his cell phone
824
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:42,782
- Craig?
- Yeah.
825
00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:44,409
There you are.
826
00:45:44,534 --> 00:45:47,328
For a short period, I didn't
have a phone, as an experiment.
827
00:45:47,454 --> 00:45:48,955
Where would you like to start?
828
00:45:49,080 --> 00:45:51,416
That is really brave of
you, that is crazy.
829
00:45:51,541 --> 00:45:54,919
I cannot imagine I'm looking
at this thing constantly.
830
00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:56,045
Uh-huh.
831
00:45:57,839 --> 00:45:59,758
Hello?
832
00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:10,310
Craig? Hey
833
00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:12,729
I tried calling you
I need you to go to the store
834
00:46:12,854 --> 00:46:14,731
I had a nuts day.
835
00:46:14,856 --> 00:46:16,524
No, honey.
836
00:46:16,649 --> 00:46:17,942
Tonight
837
00:46:18,067 --> 00:46:20,612
it's Austin and Bianca's
housewarming thing
838
00:46:20,737 --> 00:46:22,238
I need you to get some things.
839
00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:23,448
That's tonight?
840
00:46:23,573 --> 00:46:25,700
Maybe I can borrow
some things from them?
841
00:46:25,825 --> 00:46:27,285
Do you have their number?
842
00:46:27,410 --> 00:46:28,787
Uh yeah I'll call 'em.
843
00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:30,288
What do you need?
844
00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:33,541
Um, I need vanilla extract
I need brown sugar.
845
00:46:33,666 --> 00:46:36,753
If they have powdered sugar
that'd be really great
846
00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:44,761
Hey Austin, what's going on?
847
00:46:44,886 --> 00:46:47,555
Yeah, yeah We're about
to head over, actually.
848
00:46:48,515 --> 00:46:49,891
Oh.
849
00:46:50,016 --> 00:46:51,768
Oh, for real?
850
00:46:51,893 --> 00:46:53,686
Oh, that sucks I'm so sorry
851
00:46:55,313 --> 00:46:58,274
Yeah, I actually, uh, have
a bad case myself right now.
852
00:46:59,359 --> 00:47:01,402
No worries at all No worries at all.
853
00:47:01,528 --> 00:47:02,612
Yeah.
854
00:47:02,737 --> 00:47:04,405
Okay, we'll...
855
00:47:04,531 --> 00:47:06,241
Okay, we'll talk to you soon.
856
00:47:06,366 --> 00:47:07,617
Bye
857
00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:11,496
I guess Bianca came down
858
00:47:11,621 --> 00:47:13,289
with a really bad case of diarrhea.
859
00:47:14,123 --> 00:47:15,124
Oh God.
860
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:16,584
Yeah.
861
00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:19,128
Maybe I should make her
some chicken broth
862
00:47:19,254 --> 00:47:20,547
I wouldn't do that.
863
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,423
It'd probably just rip right through her.
864
00:47:22,549 --> 00:47:24,133
Let's just invite people over.
865
00:47:24,259 --> 00:47:26,094
Maybe Devin's available
866
00:47:26,219 --> 00:47:27,846
Devin?
867
00:47:30,390 --> 00:47:32,225
Do you ever listen?
868
00:48:04,424 --> 00:48:05,424
Hey.
869
00:48:05,508 --> 00:48:06,593
Hey!
870
00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:08,678
Turn those burners off.
871
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:10,221
We're going on an adventure
872
00:48:20,189 --> 00:48:22,734
Craig Absolutely not.
873
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:31,826
This was built in 1837.
874
00:48:31,951 --> 00:48:34,954
Goes all over the city
It's called an aqueduct.
875
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,706
- Is this piss?
- Some of it.
876
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,750
Wait.
877
00:48:39,584 --> 00:48:40,960
Yes, this is it This is it.
878
00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,503
This is it Yes!
879
00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:47,884
Oh, my God.
880
00:48:51,679 --> 00:48:52,679
Are we lost?
881
00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:55,058
No, no, no This way.
882
00:48:56,184 --> 00:48:58,311
Craig, there's a bat - Where?
883
00:48:58,436 --> 00:49:01,022
- Right there!
- Alright Let's go this way.
884
00:49:01,147 --> 00:49:03,358
We're not going that way,
so that's not a problem.
885
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:05,944
Who showed you this?
886
00:49:06,069 --> 00:49:08,196
I found it myself Come on.
887
00:49:08,321 --> 00:49:11,157
Seriously, who showed you
this place? Was it Austin?
888
00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,076
No, I found it Come on.
889
00:49:13,201 --> 00:49:14,511
You go up here and there's some really
890
00:49:14,535 --> 00:49:16,255
I'm not going up there - beautiful shit
891
00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,247
- I wanna go home!
- The bat's back there
892
00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:20,249
I don't wanna walk by that bat again.
893
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:21,542
Come on There you go.
894
00:49:21,668 --> 00:49:22,877
There you go Go, go, go!
895
00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:24,879
Perfect Perfect.
896
00:49:28,466 --> 00:49:30,009
Okay, this is insane I wanna go.
897
00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:31,302
Help me down
898
00:49:31,427 --> 00:49:33,012
Christ almighty.
899
00:49:33,137 --> 00:49:35,139
Can you just give this a chance?
900
00:49:35,264 --> 00:49:39,644
You're always complaining
that we don't do anything new.
901
00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,646
Well, we're here now.
902
00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:45,566
You're healthy and we're here now.
903
00:49:46,234 --> 00:49:47,652
So Jesus!
904
00:49:47,777 --> 00:49:51,781
Just go ahead and I'll catch up
to you in a sec.
905
00:50:00,415 --> 00:50:02,000
Thank you.
906
00:50:03,668 --> 00:50:04,836
Okay
907
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,883
Shit!
908
00:50:11,009 --> 00:50:13,052
Where the fuck is it?
909
00:50:13,177 --> 00:50:14,262
Fuck it
910
00:50:21,019 --> 00:50:23,688
Oh, God damn it.
911
00:50:29,861 --> 00:50:33,031
Don't worry, honey We're really close.
912
00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:42,081
Tammy?
913
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,500
Tammy?
914
00:50:45,793 --> 00:50:48,504
Tammy, where are you?
Where did you go?
915
00:50:49,338 --> 00:50:50,548
Tammy
916
00:50:50,673 --> 00:50:52,300
Tammy!
917
00:50:52,425 --> 00:50:54,052
Tammy!
918
00:50:54,177 --> 00:50:56,763
Tammy!!!
919
00:51:12,987 --> 00:51:14,030
Please hang up.
920
00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:15,990
No!
921
00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:19,494
My phone!
922
00:51:19,619 --> 00:51:21,079
Where the fuck is it?
923
00:51:22,038 --> 00:51:22,914
Fuck!
924
00:51:27,668 --> 00:51:31,506
Tammy!
925
00:51:35,843 --> 00:51:37,654
We are currently
cruising at an altitude
926
00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:38,888
of 1,000 feet,
927
00:51:39,013 --> 00:51:42,642
at an air speed of 4100 miles per hour
928
00:51:42,767 --> 00:51:43,893
400 miles Err.
929
00:51:44,018 --> 00:51:45,603
You make me a little nervous sometimes.
930
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,313
Are you still there?
931
00:51:57,240 --> 00:52:00,451
The weather is pleasant with
light turbulence here and there
932
00:52:01,702 --> 00:52:02,954
I need to use the phone
933
00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:04,723
I'm in the middle of something,
let me finish
934
00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:06,415
I need to use the phone, Stevie
935
00:52:11,796 --> 00:52:13,131
What the hell is going on?
936
00:52:13,256 --> 00:52:15,508
- Sir, do you live here?
- Austin?
937
00:52:16,509 --> 00:52:18,344
How's the party going, bud?
938
00:52:19,303 --> 00:52:21,973
We had to cancel it 'cause
someone broke in
939
00:52:22,098 --> 00:52:24,392
I don't know, so why
don't you tell me, bud?
940
00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:26,144
What the hell's going on with him?
941
00:52:26,269 --> 00:52:27,412
Sir, are you the primary resident?
942
00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:31,107
Jesus! Yes, I am What is this about?
943
00:52:31,232 --> 00:52:32,942
We had a break-in down the street.
944
00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:35,111
The dog picked up a scent that led here.
945
00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:38,739
You think my house got broken
into by the same person? What?
946
00:52:38,865 --> 00:52:40,408
You broke into my house!
947
00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,660
Hey! Hold him back Do your job.
948
00:52:42,785 --> 00:52:43,953
You broke into my house!
949
00:52:44,078 --> 00:52:45,413
What do I pay taxes for?
950
00:52:45,538 --> 00:52:46,831
Hold him!
951
00:52:46,956 --> 00:52:49,250
Are you and your sons the only
ones who live here?
952
00:52:51,794 --> 00:52:53,129
My wife does too.
953
00:52:53,254 --> 00:52:55,298
- Was she here today?
- She's here all day.
954
00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:56,841
Can we speak to her?
955
00:52:56,966 --> 00:52:58,718
She's not here - Where is she?
956
00:53:00,094 --> 00:53:01,721
She's in the sewer.
957
00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:05,224
What? What'd you say?
958
00:53:06,267 --> 00:53:08,853
- She's where?
- I said she's in the sewer
959
00:53:15,735 --> 00:53:17,778
And what happened next?
960
00:53:17,904 --> 00:53:19,739
We were trying to go to City Hall.
961
00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:22,742
You can get there through
the basement Right?
962
00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:24,911
Well, yeah, but it's it's tricky.
963
00:53:25,036 --> 00:53:27,038
Why'd you come down here
on your own?
964
00:53:27,163 --> 00:53:28,706
Attempted trespassing.
965
00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:31,125
No, it's not trespassing It's adventure
966
00:53:31,250 --> 00:53:32,919
I was showing my wife a fun night.
967
00:53:33,044 --> 00:53:34,420
We beat cancer.
968
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,964
How you doing? You look really good
969
00:53:37,089 --> 00:53:39,634
I know these pipes
Do you mind if I take the lead?
970
00:53:39,759 --> 00:53:41,594
- You know the pipes?
- I do
971
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:43,012
I explore.
972
00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:45,473
That's trespassing
That's Penal Code 602.
973
00:53:45,598 --> 00:53:46,974
We don't have time for this.
974
00:53:47,099 --> 00:53:49,018
Everybody meet me on the next level.
975
00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:52,063
Yeah, I agree It's time to
practice teamwork right now.
976
00:53:52,188 --> 00:53:54,273
Hold on, just take him in - Take me in?
977
00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:55,775
What are you talking about?
978
00:53:55,900 --> 00:53:58,736
I'm a program manager at
Universal Digital Innovations.
979
00:53:58,861 --> 00:54:00,529
This fucker showed me this place.
980
00:54:00,655 --> 00:54:01,655
He picked the lock.
981
00:54:01,697 --> 00:54:03,115
We broke into City Hall!
982
00:54:03,241 --> 00:54:04,951
He called you guys fucking pigs.
983
00:54:05,076 --> 00:54:07,495
He called all you guys fucking pigs!
984
00:54:07,620 --> 00:54:09,622
Easy, take it easy - You're fucking pigs!
985
00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:10,873
Let go!
986
00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:14,961
I'm a bit nervous Nervous.
987
00:54:15,086 --> 00:54:15,795
Fuck, man.
988
00:54:15,920 --> 00:54:17,046
Not at all.
989
00:54:17,171 --> 00:54:18,851
Hey, I think I'm a little bit nervous too.
990
00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:20,216
Nice to meet you, Jason
991
00:54:20,341 --> 00:54:21,467
Austin, Channel Three.
992
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:22,301
Okay
993
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:23,719
I appreciate your service.
994
00:54:23,844 --> 00:54:25,137
Yeah, man No problem.
995
00:54:25,263 --> 00:54:26,806
Let me ask you a question.
996
00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,641
You mind if we get a picture together?
997
00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:30,142
Of course - Yeah?
998
00:54:30,268 --> 00:54:31,644
I'll be right back - Alright
999
00:54:39,068 --> 00:54:40,111
This is
1000
00:54:40,236 --> 00:54:42,571
this is literally the last thing I need.
1001
00:54:42,697 --> 00:54:45,241
Do you have any idea
how much pressure it is
1002
00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:46,742
to be on morning news?
1003
00:54:46,867 --> 00:54:48,077
No, of course you don't.
1004
00:54:48,202 --> 00:54:49,912
You don't because you're a child.
1005
00:54:50,037 --> 00:54:50,913
You're just a boy.
1006
00:54:51,038 --> 00:54:52,707
Come on, Austin I'm a man.
1007
00:54:52,832 --> 00:54:55,001
Do you know the kind
of stress I'm under?
1008
00:54:55,126 --> 00:54:57,461
It's cutthroat and they're so mean to me.
1009
00:54:57,586 --> 00:54:58,754
Go back to nights
1010
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:00,464
I can't!
1011
00:55:00,589 --> 00:55:03,301
That position is filled, Jerry
Pulmas is in it, and he's good.
1012
00:55:03,426 --> 00:55:04,510
So I'm stuck.
1013
00:55:04,635 --> 00:55:06,220
Plus they made me quit my band.
1014
00:55:06,345 --> 00:55:07,763
They said it was a bad look.
1015
00:55:07,888 --> 00:55:09,640
Ah shit, man You guys rock.
1016
00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:11,934
You could've been
a little more punk, though.
1017
00:55:12,059 --> 00:55:13,436
Just get outta my life
1018
00:55:14,562 --> 00:55:15,646
Aw, piss!
1019
00:55:15,771 --> 00:55:17,064
Fuck!
1020
00:55:23,529 --> 00:55:24,947
Fuck.
1021
00:55:30,369 --> 00:55:32,371
Shit Shit
1022
00:55:34,915 --> 00:55:36,959
There Is it good? Is it good?
1023
00:55:37,084 --> 00:55:38,377
Yeah.
1024
00:55:38,502 --> 00:55:40,254
- What?
- Yeah.
1025
00:55:41,422 --> 00:55:43,507
What? Do I - Yeah.
1026
00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:46,135
See fellas, told you it's him.
1027
00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:48,888
Let's get the selfie now.
1028
00:55:49,013 --> 00:55:50,181
Yeah, yeah, yeah
1029
00:55:50,306 --> 00:55:52,058
Alright Alright.
1030
00:55:52,183 --> 00:55:53,434
Right over here
1031
00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:56,228
Right in the middle Let's do this.
1032
00:55:56,354 --> 00:55:57,772
By the way, my mom loves you.
1033
00:55:57,897 --> 00:55:59,065
She watches every day
1034
00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:00,399
Aww Tell her thank you
1035
00:56:00,524 --> 00:56:01,734
I appreciate that.
1036
00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:18,000
Steven?
1037
00:56:24,298 --> 00:56:25,549
Hi.
1038
00:56:28,552 --> 00:56:29,553
Hi.
1039
00:56:29,678 --> 00:56:30,678
Hello.
1040
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,099
Hi.
1041
00:56:35,518 --> 00:56:37,311
Replaced your mother already, huh?
1042
00:56:37,436 --> 00:56:40,356
Sorry, just messing around
Congratulations.
1043
00:56:40,481 --> 00:56:42,191
Any news?
1044
00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,985
Everybody's looking for her, alright.
1045
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,279
You gonna go to school?
1046
00:56:47,405 --> 00:56:48,864
My mother's missing.
1047
00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:50,491
Are you going to work?
1048
00:56:51,700 --> 00:56:53,202
I have to.
1049
00:56:53,327 --> 00:56:56,122
You should be out there looking for her
1050
00:57:08,926 --> 00:57:10,219
Hold on.
1051
00:57:12,304 --> 00:57:14,598
Sorry about that Tammy's Florals.
1052
00:57:15,558 --> 00:57:17,143
Oh wow Yeah.
1053
00:57:17,268 --> 00:57:19,270
She's actually never done
a bar mitzvah before.
1054
00:57:19,395 --> 00:57:21,021
So lemme get your info here
1055
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:35,952
Hello?
1056
00:57:37,538 --> 00:57:38,539
Hello?
1057
00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:50,968
Craig Um
1058
00:57:51,093 --> 00:57:53,429
I'm really sorry about
this Tammy situation
1059
00:57:53,554 --> 00:57:56,474
I can't help but feel
some sort of blame for this
1060
00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:59,393
Oh No, it's okay It's alright.
1061
00:57:59,518 --> 00:58:02,104
So, um.
1062
00:58:02,229 --> 00:58:05,065
Last night is our secret, right?
1063
00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,610
I mean I could lose it all if that leaks out.
1064
00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:09,111
Yeah, man It's our secret
1065
00:58:09,236 --> 00:58:10,696
I trust you.
1066
00:58:12,531 --> 00:58:14,158
I trust you too - Be well.
1067
00:58:14,283 --> 00:58:15,910
You be well as well.
1068
00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:20,539
What do people want more than
anything in the whole world?
1069
00:58:21,749 --> 00:58:23,501
A good relationship.
1070
00:58:23,626 --> 00:58:24,960
So I propose,
1071
00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:27,379
we don't frame you as a politician.
1072
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:31,383
We frame you as a friend.
1073
00:58:31,509 --> 00:58:33,427
Digital applications will make it so people
1074
00:58:33,552 --> 00:58:35,596
can interact with their new friend.
1075
00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:36,889
You.
1076
00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,265
The trick is,
1077
00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,518
you gotta get these people.
1078
00:58:40,643 --> 00:58:42,436
What the fuck is it?
1079
00:58:46,857 --> 00:58:49,193
Uh the trick with these things
1080
00:58:49,318 --> 00:58:51,237
is you gotta give people the illusion
1081
00:58:51,362 --> 00:58:52,571
of self-expression.
1082
00:58:52,696 --> 00:58:54,198
That's all these people have.
1083
00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:56,909
That is definitely, definitely
something we can build off of
1084
00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:58,494
Craig, thank you
1085
00:58:58,619 --> 00:59:02,164
I've also asked Ian to put
together a second pitch Ian?
1086
00:59:02,289 --> 00:59:03,999
Yeah Hey, thank you, Craig.
1087
00:59:04,124 --> 00:59:05,251
Great.
1088
00:59:08,921 --> 00:59:12,007
So piggy-backing off that,
1089
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,677
why don't we flip this thing on its head?
1090
00:59:14,802 --> 00:59:16,303
Mayor Seth Nichols.
1091
00:59:16,428 --> 00:59:17,555
Superhero
1092
00:59:19,223 --> 00:59:20,808
I look like a Marvel.
1093
00:59:20,933 --> 00:59:22,768
Like Hulk, remember him?
1094
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:25,145
You wanna know
what this looks like?
1095
00:59:25,271 --> 00:59:27,439
Another four years.
1096
00:59:29,024 --> 00:59:32,319
I just had a great moment of inspiration.
1097
00:59:32,444 --> 00:59:34,446
This might be it.
1098
00:59:34,572 --> 00:59:36,615
How about this?
1099
00:59:36,740 --> 00:59:38,075
Mayor Nichols.
1100
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:41,412
Coward Pig Fuck.
1101
00:59:41,537 --> 00:59:43,080
Uh his wife is missing, sir.
1102
00:59:43,205 --> 00:59:45,874
You only care about yourself,
you sack of shit.
1103
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,543
You don't care about the city
1104
00:59:47,668 --> 00:59:50,629
I had to go to war with the city
to put in a speed bump
1105
00:59:50,754 --> 00:59:52,548
I'm gonna beat the fucking
shit out of you.
1106
00:59:52,673 --> 00:59:54,758
You motherfucker Get the fuck off me!
1107
00:59:54,883 --> 00:59:56,283
I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
1108
00:59:56,343 --> 00:59:58,113
- Come on, let's get him out.
- Don't pick me up, Ian.
1109
00:59:58,137 --> 00:59:59,805
This is embarrassing.
1110
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,170
Do not... watch out for my chair!
Watch out for my chair!
1111
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:04,268
Ah! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you!
1112
01:00:04,393 --> 01:00:05,686
Get him out!
1113
01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:07,438
Oh, you spilled that water.
1114
01:00:07,563 --> 01:00:08,689
You spilled water
1115
01:00:10,190 --> 01:00:11,984
If it was you actually doing it,
1116
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:14,069
I would be afraid But he's all like
1117
01:00:17,239 --> 01:00:18,532
Craig
1118
01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:20,034
Craig, get your stuff.
1119
01:00:21,118 --> 01:00:21,994
Right now
1120
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:23,412
I was joking around
1121
01:00:23,537 --> 01:00:24,246
Craig
1122
01:00:25,497 --> 01:00:26,582
leave
1123
01:00:27,416 --> 01:00:28,584
Craig Waterman.
1124
01:00:28,709 --> 01:00:30,919
Craig Detective Person's here.
1125
01:00:31,045 --> 01:00:32,546
We found Tammy.
1126
01:00:34,548 --> 01:00:35,591
Is she
1127
01:00:35,716 --> 01:00:37,134
alive?
1128
01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:47,394
Here mom - Thank you.
1129
01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:48,896
Careful
1130
01:01:11,752 --> 01:01:12,752
Blasting the heat.
1131
01:01:12,795 --> 01:01:15,172
It's so fucking hot in here.
1132
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,345
What tea did Stevie give you?
1133
01:01:21,470 --> 01:01:22,888
Is that, that apple berry?
1134
01:01:23,972 --> 01:01:27,309
It's really good right after a bite of fudge.
1135
01:01:29,269 --> 01:01:31,146
I'm going to get dressed.
1136
01:01:32,231 --> 01:01:34,650
We have people coming over tomorrow.
1137
01:01:39,822 --> 01:01:41,532
What people?
1138
01:01:42,991 --> 01:01:44,993
- Welcome back, Tammy.
- Welcome back, Tammy!
1139
01:02:00,175 --> 01:02:03,929
Oh, hey, sorry
Is there a bathroom around?
1140
01:02:04,054 --> 01:02:06,932
Hey, man You're the husband, right?
1141
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:09,017
Yeah Yeah I'm Craig Waterman
This is my house.
1142
01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:11,353
Cool, cool - The bathroom's right there.
1143
01:02:11,478 --> 01:02:13,647
Awesome Thanks Yeah
Dude Cool drums, man.
1144
01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:16,053
Oh, thank you, man Yeah, these
things are fucking awesome.
1145
01:02:16,150 --> 01:02:18,360
You don't see a lot of green drums.
1146
01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:20,112
You know kind of like 70's type
1147
01:02:20,237 --> 01:02:22,239
'70's That's what I was
going for 70's vibe.
1148
01:02:22,364 --> 01:02:23,866
That's a cool decade - Very cool.
1149
01:02:23,991 --> 01:02:26,076
- Got a lot of good music.
- A lot of good music.
1150
01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:28,620
Yeah Economically, could've been better
1151
01:02:30,998 --> 01:02:32,750
Absolutely Yeah.
1152
01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,169
But we came back - Right.
1153
01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:38,297
Hey, I gotta ask you, man
How does it feel?
1154
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,007
Oh, to have Tammy back?
1155
01:02:40,132 --> 01:02:42,926
It's honestly, uh an incredible relief.
1156
01:02:43,051 --> 01:02:45,804
Yeah How does it feel to ditch your wife?
1157
01:02:47,681 --> 01:02:49,308
You can't use my fucking toilet.
1158
01:02:49,433 --> 01:02:50,726
You know what I would do?
1159
01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:52,978
I look at your wife and I say, oh my God
1160
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:55,898
I would love to even be
a non-sexual partner with her.
1161
01:02:56,023 --> 01:02:57,065
You know what I mean?
1162
01:02:57,191 --> 01:02:58,692
In business or something.
1163
01:02:58,817 --> 01:03:00,861
And I would never say, hey,
come into a sewer
1164
01:03:00,986 --> 01:03:02,321
so I can fucking kill you
1165
01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:04,573
I didn't try and kill her in the sewer.
1166
01:03:04,698 --> 01:03:06,134
- It was an adventure.
- You should be dead!
1167
01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:07,576
You shouldn't even be alive.
1168
01:03:07,701 --> 01:03:09,870
You don't know me,
get the fuck outta here!
1169
01:03:09,995 --> 01:03:11,580
Hey! Don't do that!
1170
01:03:11,705 --> 01:03:13,582
Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit!
1171
01:03:13,707 --> 01:03:15,542
And she's so beautiful!
1172
01:03:15,667 --> 01:03:18,003
- Get the fuck outta my garage!
- Fuck you!
1173
01:03:18,128 --> 01:03:21,381
Fuck you, you psycho! Who are you?!
1174
01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:42,528
Excuse me
1175
01:03:43,946 --> 01:03:45,697
Excuse me.
1176
01:03:45,823 --> 01:03:47,533
Hey!
1177
01:03:47,658 --> 01:03:50,160
Sorry about that Uh just, uh
1178
01:03:50,285 --> 01:03:52,996
wanted to give a little speech to the, um
1179
01:03:53,121 --> 01:03:56,291
the guest of honor,
my wife Tammy Waterman.
1180
01:03:57,543 --> 01:03:59,461
When we went to those tunnels,
1181
01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:01,296
it was for adventure.
1182
01:04:01,421 --> 01:04:02,881
Most people think getting dessert
1183
01:04:03,006 --> 01:04:04,508
at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild.
1184
01:04:04,633 --> 01:04:07,719
Well, Tammy and I do things
a little bit differently.
1185
01:04:08,387 --> 01:04:10,681
And, uh this one, just
1186
01:04:10,806 --> 01:04:12,099
this one got away from us.
1187
01:04:12,224 --> 01:04:15,894
But here we are On the edge of life.
1188
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:19,690
And the view is absolutely gorgeous.
1189
01:04:19,815 --> 01:04:21,108
To Tammy
1190
01:04:23,569 --> 01:04:25,404
Austin Austin.
1191
01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:27,030
Look, I got up here.
1192
01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:29,741
Come on, you should get
up here if you wanna talk.
1193
01:04:30,909 --> 01:04:32,494
Since we're doing toasts.
1194
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,162
Um.
1195
01:04:34,288 --> 01:04:36,915
Man, my heart is overflowing with relief
1196
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:38,625
that one of the brightest souls
1197
01:04:38,750 --> 01:04:41,295
in this dark world is still with us.
1198
01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:42,796
When she was lost,
1199
01:04:42,921 --> 01:04:45,048
I was like a caveman who lost his fire.
1200
01:04:45,173 --> 01:04:46,174
No pun intended
1201
01:04:47,426 --> 01:04:49,011
This is a special woman right here.
1202
01:04:49,136 --> 01:04:50,762
She's a warrior She's a healer.
1203
01:04:50,888 --> 01:04:52,139
She's a
1204
01:04:52,264 --> 01:04:54,349
a mother, um.
1205
01:04:55,684 --> 01:04:57,936
Me and my crew was up
all night looking for her
1206
01:04:58,061 --> 01:04:59,855
I'm just so lucky that she's safe.
1207
01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:02,250
You know, because I don't know
what I would be without you.
1208
01:05:02,274 --> 01:05:03,609
To Tammy Pinto.
1209
01:05:03,734 --> 01:05:05,944
Uh, Tammy Waterman
It's actually Tammy Waterman.
1210
01:05:06,069 --> 01:05:08,238
For 16 years That's my best friend
1211
01:05:08,363 --> 01:05:11,575
I just wanna thank you
all so much for coming.
1212
01:05:11,700 --> 01:05:14,328
You are all like my family.
1213
01:05:14,453 --> 01:05:17,039
You're my friends, but really,
you're my family.
1214
01:05:17,164 --> 01:05:19,875
This has turned into a little
bit of a free for all.
1215
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:21,168
Uh, if you wanna talk
1216
01:05:21,293 --> 01:05:22,794
uh, please get on the chair.
1217
01:05:22,920 --> 01:05:24,796
And you can form a line here
1218
01:05:24,922 --> 01:05:26,757
by the dips and spreads Okay?
1219
01:05:26,882 --> 01:05:29,843
You know what? We should
maybe even kick it up a notch.
1220
01:05:29,968 --> 01:05:31,511
Let's kick it up a notch, huh?
1221
01:05:31,637 --> 01:05:33,722
How about a parade?
Wouldn't that be fun?
1222
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,599
A parade for Tammy Come on, folks!
1223
01:05:39,561 --> 01:05:40,687
Come on, Tammy
1224
01:05:43,398 --> 01:05:45,359
People are gonna say, what the fuck...
1225
01:05:45,484 --> 01:05:46,985
Uh my name's Patton.
1226
01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,946
Um I just wanna get up here.
1227
01:05:49,071 --> 01:05:51,365
Uh, I'm like, suddenly so nervous.
1228
01:05:51,490 --> 01:05:52,324
Um
1229
01:05:55,077 --> 01:05:56,912
Come on, everybody!
1230
01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:00,958
Fucking little rats
1231
01:06:23,563 --> 01:06:25,607
We're just so happy
that you made it out
1232
01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:27,567
and, uh the world's a better place
1233
01:06:27,693 --> 01:06:29,236
I'll leave you guys with this.
1234
01:06:29,361 --> 01:06:30,988
We should still be in Afghanistan
1235
01:06:31,113 --> 01:06:33,407
and I don't know why we pulled out
1236
01:06:33,532 --> 01:06:35,117
in the way we did, it was a shame
1237
01:06:55,262 --> 01:06:57,097
Hey there, and welcome back.
1238
01:06:57,222 --> 01:06:58,849
We are very lucky today.
1239
01:06:58,974 --> 01:07:00,600
He's joining us now
1240
01:07:00,726 --> 01:07:02,436
Hey Stevie Where's your mom?
1241
01:07:02,561 --> 01:07:04,938
Let's take a look at
that seven-day forecast.
1242
01:07:05,063 --> 01:07:07,691
And whoa! Look at all that sun.
1243
01:07:08,859 --> 01:07:09,943
It is on the way.
1244
01:07:10,068 --> 01:07:11,695
It is absolutely on the way.
1245
01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:12,821
Whoa!
1246
01:07:12,946 --> 01:07:14,364
Did you just nut your OVD's?
1247
01:07:14,489 --> 01:07:16,575
Come on, Stevie I didn't nut my OVD's.
1248
01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,452
Take a picture, your mom's on TV.
1249
01:07:18,577 --> 01:07:20,996
And that means a storm is...
1250
01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:22,122
Heading out.
1251
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:23,749
That's right It's heading out.
1252
01:07:23,874 --> 01:07:24,750
It is heading out.
1253
01:07:24,875 --> 01:07:26,376
You are doing a terrific job.
1254
01:07:26,501 --> 01:07:27,919
I tell ya Are we hiring?
1255
01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:31,256
I think we've got a candidate right here.
1256
01:07:31,381 --> 01:07:33,216
- Oh no.
- Thank you, Austin and Tammy.
1257
01:07:33,341 --> 01:07:35,093
Back with much more after this.
1258
01:07:35,927 --> 01:07:39,139
Oh, I love this commercial
This guy's really funny.
1259
01:07:39,264 --> 01:07:41,266
Hey I got the day off.
1260
01:07:41,391 --> 01:07:43,727
Wanna do something? Go to Rick's Bar?
1261
01:07:43,852 --> 01:07:46,646
Rick's Bar? It's 7:30 in the morning.
1262
01:07:46,772 --> 01:07:47,939
And we're 16.
1263
01:07:50,233 --> 01:07:53,695
Oh, you can have my drums
They're yours now.
1264
01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:55,655
Thank you I gotta go to school.
1265
01:07:55,781 --> 01:07:58,116
Um You ready?
1266
01:08:00,452 --> 01:08:02,162
Thanks for the baked potato.
1267
01:08:02,287 --> 01:08:03,663
Yep.
1268
01:08:03,789 --> 01:08:05,707
Didn't even know you had it.
1269
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:11,546
So just keep peeling them back.
1270
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:13,757
Okay - As many as you'd like
1271
01:08:13,882 --> 01:08:15,425
I feel so... I'm a little nervous.
1272
01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:17,677
- Are you?
- I'm nervous.
1273
01:08:17,803 --> 01:08:19,405
It does look like you're shaking a little bit.
1274
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:20,865
Just a little bit. Just a little bit.
1275
01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:22,265
I had a banana this morning
1276
01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:24,309
and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it.
1277
01:08:25,352 --> 01:08:26,812
You're too funny.
1278
01:08:26,937 --> 01:08:28,772
So, I just want you to take a look
1279
01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:30,982
right here at this gorgeous flower.
1280
01:08:31,900 --> 01:08:33,276
Wow.
1281
01:08:33,401 --> 01:08:36,029
Tell me doesn't it look like
an artist painted that?
1282
01:08:36,154 --> 01:08:37,781
Okay, you know what?
1283
01:08:37,906 --> 01:08:39,324
You just gave me goosebumps
1284
01:08:39,449 --> 01:08:41,201
I love how you see the world.
1285
01:08:42,619 --> 01:08:44,538
I love how you see the world.
1286
01:09:00,053 --> 01:09:02,139
You've reached
Tammy's Florals.
1287
01:09:02,264 --> 01:09:04,349
Leave a message and I'll get back to you.
1288
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:08,061
Hey honey, it's me again
Craig Craig Waterman.
1289
01:09:09,813 --> 01:09:11,523
Said my fucking last name to you
1290
01:09:13,066 --> 01:09:15,026
Uh sorry I've already
had a few boots to drink,
1291
01:09:15,152 --> 01:09:16,903
to be honest with you Um
1292
01:09:18,530 --> 01:09:20,949
I made us a reservation.
1293
01:09:22,033 --> 01:09:24,494
Under the last name Fudge.
1294
01:09:24,619 --> 01:09:26,788
So we're gonna have to show up
and say, uh,
1295
01:09:26,913 --> 01:09:28,081
we're the Fudges.
1296
01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,167
Okay Call me at Rick's Bar.
1297
01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:31,668
Love ya.
1298
01:09:52,564 --> 01:09:54,608
Honey? Hey
1299
01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:55,942
I was worried about you.
1300
01:09:56,067 --> 01:09:57,485
Come on, let's go to dinner
1301
01:09:57,611 --> 01:09:59,654
I told you I had plans tonight.
1302
01:09:59,779 --> 01:10:00,906
You did?
1303
01:10:01,031 --> 01:10:02,782
Was that someone else?
1304
01:10:03,909 --> 01:10:05,452
I sent you a voicemail too
1305
01:10:05,577 --> 01:10:07,913
I made us a little reservation
1306
01:10:08,038 --> 01:10:10,790
I'm fine to just order in too, if you want.
1307
01:10:10,916 --> 01:10:12,292
How was your day?
1308
01:10:13,335 --> 01:10:14,335
It was amazing
1309
01:10:16,046 --> 01:10:18,298
Yeah, I saw I saw you chatting up
1310
01:10:18,423 --> 01:10:20,634
with everybody on the idiot box.
1311
01:10:20,759 --> 01:10:22,802
My heart is still racing.
1312
01:10:23,929 --> 01:10:25,639
I met so many great people
1313
01:10:25,764 --> 01:10:26,890
Austin.
1314
01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:29,017
So sweet.
1315
01:10:29,142 --> 01:10:30,268
Yeah.
1316
01:10:30,393 --> 01:10:32,312
You looked so good on there.
1317
01:10:32,437 --> 01:10:33,772
You looked beautiful.
1318
01:10:35,315 --> 01:10:37,692
Oh, I think I might I'm think I might try
1319
01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:39,945
to make those biscuits I made
tomorrow too.
1320
01:10:40,070 --> 01:10:42,572
You're wearing, like, a perfume?
1321
01:10:42,697 --> 01:10:44,074
It's a cologne.
1322
01:10:44,199 --> 01:10:45,533
Huh.
1323
01:10:45,659 --> 01:10:46,701
Yeah, it's a cologne
1324
01:10:56,962 --> 01:10:58,088
Hi.
1325
01:10:59,047 --> 01:11:01,258
Uh okay
1326
01:11:01,383 --> 01:11:02,801
Okay Bye, hun.
1327
01:11:04,386 --> 01:11:06,012
Wrong number?
1328
01:11:09,015 --> 01:11:11,977
If we're gonna go to dinner,
we should probably go right now
1329
01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:14,271
I have a dinner with the TV people.
1330
01:11:14,396 --> 01:11:16,147
They're gonna be here any minute.
1331
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:19,234
Well, is there room for one more?
1332
01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:21,069
I didn't know you were free.
1333
01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:23,071
Yes, I'm free Of course I'm free
1334
01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,364
I'm always free.
1335
01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:27,450
And, you know
1336
01:11:27,575 --> 01:11:29,786
you wouldn't be a big TV star
1337
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:32,497
if I didn't take you to that little cool place.
1338
01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:36,167
Mm-hmm.
1339
01:11:36,293 --> 01:11:37,419
Okay.
1340
01:11:37,544 --> 01:11:38,795
Sorry
1341
01:11:44,843 --> 01:11:46,219
I
1342
01:11:48,972 --> 01:11:51,725
I had an orgasm in the sewer system.
1343
01:12:03,778 --> 01:12:05,363
That's great.
1344
01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,197
Yeah.
1345
01:12:06,323 --> 01:12:07,699
That's great.
1346
01:12:08,199 --> 01:12:10,243
Congratulations That's really good.
1347
01:12:14,039 --> 01:12:15,457
How?
1348
01:12:17,542 --> 01:12:19,294
I was just, you know
1349
01:12:20,045 --> 01:12:22,505
sitting there in the dark and, uh.
1350
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:27,344
I had this realization.
1351
01:12:29,220 --> 01:12:31,431
And then this release.
1352
01:12:31,556 --> 01:12:33,975
And boom Just, uh
1353
01:12:34,976 --> 01:12:36,978
my whole, my whole body was vibrating
1354
01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:38,271
I mean.
1355
01:12:40,273 --> 01:12:41,566
Wow.
1356
01:12:42,817 --> 01:12:44,152
It wasn't as fun for me
1357
01:12:44,277 --> 01:12:46,780
I just lost my phone and I got
arrested by the pigs.
1358
01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:49,908
You know
1359
01:12:50,033 --> 01:12:52,702
that my mom never left
my narcissistic dad.
1360
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:55,747
I'm not gonna let that happen to me.
1361
01:12:56,873 --> 01:12:59,709
I'm gonna go stay in Devin's pool house.
1362
01:13:00,794 --> 01:13:03,088
Until I can find a place of my own.
1363
01:13:08,927 --> 01:13:10,136
Who?
1364
01:13:37,122 --> 01:13:38,957
I was able to get you the last one.
1365
01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,375
Oh.
1366
01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:43,086
Did you wanna do another
Mars Rover case with that?
1367
01:13:43,211 --> 01:13:44,796
Yeah Um.
1368
01:13:49,551 --> 01:13:52,220
I want something a little
stronger than beer.
1369
01:13:53,263 --> 01:13:55,348
Last time I was here,
you said you'd give me
1370
01:13:55,473 --> 01:13:57,058
something that's stronger
1371
01:13:58,351 --> 01:13:59,853
Ramon
1372
01:13:59,978 --> 01:14:01,229
I'm on break.
1373
01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:03,314
Come with me.
1374
01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:07,610
My name's Tony,
but when my hair's down,
1375
01:14:07,735 --> 01:14:09,320
people call me T-Boy.
1376
01:14:09,446 --> 01:14:10,488
What are you looking for?
1377
01:14:12,157 --> 01:14:13,825
I'm stuck
1378
01:14:13,950 --> 01:14:15,869
I'm about to lose everything.
1379
01:14:16,578 --> 01:14:20,415
I can give you weed, X, uh shrooms
1380
01:14:20,540 --> 01:14:22,041
Adderall.
1381
01:14:22,167 --> 01:14:23,334
Um.
1382
01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:26,171
Do you have, uh
do you have ayahuasca?
1383
01:14:26,296 --> 01:14:27,964
Oh, no
1384
01:14:28,089 --> 01:14:30,967
Uh but I do have Toad.
1385
01:14:31,092 --> 01:14:32,427
Toad?
1386
01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:33,720
Yeah.
1387
01:14:38,183 --> 01:14:40,435
The Buffalo River toad.
1388
01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,770
You, uh you lick the psychedelic venom
1389
01:14:42,896 --> 01:14:45,315
that it excretes off its rear glands.
1390
01:14:45,440 --> 01:14:48,568
He's similar to ayahuasca,
but the trip is way faster.
1391
01:14:54,032 --> 01:14:55,533
How much is the frog?
1392
01:14:55,658 --> 01:14:57,911
The toad 100.
1393
01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:03,082
What the hell am I supposed
to feed him?
1394
01:15:03,208 --> 01:15:05,710
No It's $100 for a lick, man
1395
01:15:11,341 --> 01:15:12,884
I'm out of ideas, man.
1396
01:15:15,386 --> 01:15:16,596
Lick a toad.
1397
01:15:17,931 --> 01:15:19,891
Sorry, my money kinda smells really bad
1398
01:15:20,016 --> 01:15:21,351
for some reason.
1399
01:15:21,476 --> 01:15:23,686
The bank gave it to me
and it smelled really bad.
1400
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:28,066
Here You gave me too much.
1401
01:15:28,191 --> 01:15:29,359
Oh.
1402
01:15:29,484 --> 01:15:30,944
That was sweet of you.
1403
01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:32,737
You ready?
1404
01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:35,114
I don't know I don't know.
1405
01:15:39,786 --> 01:15:41,079
Here's a little pillow.
1406
01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:42,789
Thank you.
1407
01:15:48,836 --> 01:15:50,672
Your mind is about to disintegrate.
1408
01:15:50,797 --> 01:15:53,091
And then your consciousness
is gonna expand
1409
01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:55,176
to become all of infinity.
1410
01:15:55,301 --> 01:15:57,220
You will feel a pain unlike anything
1411
01:15:57,345 --> 01:15:58,680
you've ever felt before,
1412
01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:01,724
followed by a bliss, which
can't even be described.
1413
01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:06,688
You will die and be reborn
1414
01:16:06,813 --> 01:16:08,940
I'm gonna turn off the lights for you
1415
01:16:09,065 --> 01:16:10,692
I'm gonna put on some music
1416
01:16:10,817 --> 01:16:13,319
and I'm gonna go get some lunch
because it's my lunch break.
1417
01:16:14,529 --> 01:16:16,948
You're gonna have such
an incredible journey.
1418
01:16:18,324 --> 01:16:19,617
I love you.
1419
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,216
It is like ice cream on a hot summer day
1420
01:16:38,678 --> 01:16:39,679
Don't pop him.
1421
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,556
You look like you're gonna pop him.
1422
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:46,477
Can you can you stay with me?
1423
01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:47,937
I'm sorry
1424
01:16:48,062 --> 01:16:50,648
I need to go get some
Marlboros and a Red Bull.
1425
01:16:50,773 --> 01:16:52,734
It's time for you to touch God
1426
01:17:02,910 --> 01:17:04,746
Oh, big lick.
1427
01:17:04,871 --> 01:17:06,789
Was that too big?
1428
01:17:07,874 --> 01:17:09,417
Fuck Was that too big?
1429
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:21,179
I love you, toad boy.
1430
01:17:23,473 --> 01:17:24,849
It's T-Boy.
1431
01:17:25,475 --> 01:17:27,101
I love you T-Boy.
1432
01:17:29,103 --> 01:17:30,438
Hey
1433
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:32,774
I actually did a little work for Red Bull.
1434
01:17:32,899 --> 01:17:34,442
They were so mean to me
1435
01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,969
Oh, hey How you doing, man?
1436
01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,805
What's for lunch today?
1437
01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:47,598
Black Forest ham.
1438
01:18:47,724 --> 01:18:49,100
Perfect choice.
1439
01:18:49,225 --> 01:18:50,768
What kind of bread?
1440
01:18:50,893 --> 01:18:53,479
Let's go with
1441
01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:55,314
Italian herb and cheese.
1442
01:18:55,440 --> 01:18:56,858
Alright.
1443
01:19:03,865 --> 01:19:05,074
Foot long, right?
1444
01:19:05,199 --> 01:19:06,199
Yes.
1445
01:19:06,284 --> 01:19:07,827
Usual toppings?
1446
01:19:07,952 --> 01:19:09,996
Foot long cookie on the side.
1447
01:19:10,121 --> 01:19:11,330
Yes, please.
1448
01:19:11,456 --> 01:19:12,790
Thank you.
1449
01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:17,712
Not toasted, right?
1450
01:19:19,630 --> 01:19:21,924
Ehh let's be wild Toast it.
1451
01:19:22,049 --> 01:19:23,801
Okay.
1452
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:29,223
Welcome back, Craig.
1453
01:19:33,269 --> 01:19:34,645
Is it over?
1454
01:19:34,771 --> 01:19:36,063
Yeah, it's over.
1455
01:19:36,189 --> 01:19:37,815
How long did your trip feel?
1456
01:19:37,940 --> 01:19:39,150
Four or five months?
1457
01:19:39,275 --> 01:19:40,443
It was like a minute.
1458
01:19:41,152 --> 01:19:42,236
I went to Subway.
1459
01:19:42,361 --> 01:19:44,739
The eatery? What happened?
1460
01:19:44,864 --> 01:19:46,157
I ordered.
1461
01:19:46,282 --> 01:19:48,701
Did you get the answer
you were looking for?
1462
01:19:48,826 --> 01:19:51,245
No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway!
1463
01:19:52,914 --> 01:19:54,832
The toad is mysterious.
1464
01:19:56,667 --> 01:19:58,586
That frog ripped me off.
1465
01:19:59,712 --> 01:20:01,714
Little asshole, little fucker
1466
01:20:17,855 --> 01:20:20,316
Welcome to your new life
1467
01:20:45,216 --> 01:20:48,219
This is why guys
shouldn't have friends.
1468
01:20:51,931 --> 01:20:54,517
It'll get you in a ton of trouble.
1469
01:20:59,522 --> 01:21:00,940
People need rules.
1470
01:21:02,024 --> 01:21:03,776
All I need are goals.
1471
01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:07,029
Like trying to eat the full
SEAL Team Six lunch
1472
01:21:07,154 --> 01:21:08,281
at Rick's Bar.
1473
01:21:08,406 --> 01:21:10,283
Oh my God.
1474
01:21:12,159 --> 01:21:14,745
I can't fucking finish all this stuff.
1475
01:21:14,871 --> 01:21:17,456
It's the meal the guys ate
after they killed Osama
1476
01:21:17,582 --> 01:21:19,458
and buried him at sea.
1477
01:21:19,584 --> 01:21:21,586
It's 22,000 calories.
1478
01:21:21,711 --> 01:21:24,839
Yeah, eat up I'm Craig.
1479
01:21:24,964 --> 01:21:27,049
You're gonna grow up to be
a beautiful old guy.
1480
01:21:28,384 --> 01:21:30,970
Thank you, Steven I hope
you're serious about that.
1481
01:21:31,095 --> 01:21:33,347
If you want a pal, just have a son.
1482
01:21:35,516 --> 01:21:39,020
At the end of the day I'm a lone wolf
1483
01:21:39,145 --> 01:21:40,688
I accept that.
1484
01:21:46,944 --> 01:21:49,256
Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them
it was my birthday, did you?
1485
01:21:49,280 --> 01:21:50,823
Of course not Did you?
1486
01:21:50,948 --> 01:21:52,074
Nuh-uh No.
1487
01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:54,493
Okay good, 'cause you know
I hate that shit.
1488
01:21:54,619 --> 01:21:55,953
You know I hate that shit.
1489
01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:57,914
Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver.
1490
01:21:58,039 --> 01:22:00,082
- What's it called?
- It's an application.
1491
01:22:00,207 --> 01:22:01,626
Application Like literally,
1492
01:22:01,751 --> 01:22:03,671
having two girlfriends
is killing me financially.
1493
01:22:11,469 --> 01:22:15,932
How's, uh, Devin's
and the pool house now?
1494
01:22:16,057 --> 01:22:18,142
Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news
1495
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,769
I saw Devin on the news.
1496
01:22:19,894 --> 01:22:22,104
They interviewed him
'cause one of his friends
1497
01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:23,230
got all burnt up.
1498
01:22:23,356 --> 01:22:24,690
He looked good.
1499
01:22:25,942 --> 01:22:27,568
- Devin looked good?
- Devin looked good.
1500
01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:29,463
Is Dad talking about that wild
hike we went on
1501
01:22:29,487 --> 01:22:31,072
where he ate all those bad mushrooms?
1502
01:22:31,197 --> 01:22:32,782
Oh my God!
1503
01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:36,577
Are you okay?
1504
01:22:36,702 --> 01:22:39,205
Yeah, I'm fine That just, that scared me.
1505
01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,584
It's fine.
1506
01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:46,629
Sir.
1507
01:22:46,754 --> 01:22:47,754
No, it's fine.
1508
01:22:47,797 --> 01:22:48,965
Sir?
1509
01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:53,552
You just bumped into
this young lady here
1510
01:22:53,678 --> 01:22:55,805
and I think you should apologize.
1511
01:22:57,348 --> 01:22:58,348
Did I?
1512
01:22:58,432 --> 01:23:00,226
Yeah, you did.
1513
01:23:00,351 --> 01:23:03,521
She almost spilled her stuffed
pepper all over herself.
1514
01:23:03,646 --> 01:23:05,356
Can you please apologize?
1515
01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:10,945
I'm not scared of you
1516
01:23:11,070 --> 01:23:12,780
I bought a van today.
1517
01:23:18,077 --> 01:23:19,537
Apologies, ma'am.
1518
01:23:20,871 --> 01:23:22,665
Enjoy your peppers.
1519
01:23:22,790 --> 01:23:24,166
Thank you.
1520
01:23:27,837 --> 01:23:29,463
You bought a van?
1521
01:23:32,091 --> 01:23:34,218
I think we gotta get the fuck outta here.
1522
01:23:34,343 --> 01:23:35,678
What?
1523
01:23:35,803 --> 01:23:37,596
I think we gotta get the fuck out of here.
1524
01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:40,891
Oh, come on Let's all enjoy our meals.
1525
01:23:41,017 --> 01:23:42,476
What the hell did I just do?
1526
01:23:42,601 --> 01:23:43,686
It's fine.
1527
01:23:43,811 --> 01:23:45,646
Oh, you motherfuckers.
1528
01:23:45,771 --> 01:23:47,106
You motherfuckers.
1529
01:23:47,231 --> 01:23:48,858
Happy birthday!
1530
01:23:50,359 --> 01:23:52,028
Blow it out Come on, we gotta go
1531
01:24:03,831 --> 01:24:06,959
Craig this is too much.
1532
01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:09,795
Well, you needed it and you deserve it.
1533
01:24:12,089 --> 01:24:14,175
Hey Mom, do you wanna
come inside after this
1534
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:15,485
and watch a movie or something?
1535
01:24:15,509 --> 01:24:17,136
Um.
1536
01:24:18,804 --> 01:24:19,930
Yeah.
1537
01:24:20,056 --> 01:24:22,641
Yes Whatever you want, birthday boy.
1538
01:24:22,767 --> 01:24:24,018
Cool.
1539
01:24:26,645 --> 01:24:27,645
Oh!
1540
01:24:27,688 --> 01:24:28,898
Austin got a new car.
1541
01:24:29,023 --> 01:24:30,232
Sick
1542
01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:34,278
That is so fucking pimp.
1543
01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:36,781
There's lots of cars.
1544
01:24:36,906 --> 01:24:39,158
They must be having a party.
1545
01:24:40,785 --> 01:24:42,286
Oh, by the way.
1546
01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:45,873
This came Um it's
the wrong address again.
1547
01:24:51,921 --> 01:24:54,507
Alright Can you run it down to him?
1548
01:24:54,632 --> 01:24:56,717
I'm gonna give Ma the tour.
1549
01:24:56,842 --> 01:24:59,095
Oh! There's a new Marvel
we should totally rent
1550
01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:00,596
I heard it's pretty crazy.
1551
01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:02,681
Yeah, that'd be really nice.
1552
01:25:14,527 --> 01:25:15,694
Craig.
1553
01:25:16,403 --> 01:25:18,489
I can't believe you got me that van.
1554
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:21,742
Seriously It is it's so
1555
01:25:21,867 --> 01:25:24,078
I should've done it a long time ago.
1556
01:25:26,622 --> 01:25:30,709
I wasted so much time doing nothing.
1557
01:25:37,133 --> 01:25:38,134
Hey.
1558
01:25:39,677 --> 01:25:40,845
You been working out?
1559
01:25:42,596 --> 01:25:45,349
I'm just losing weight 'cause I
walk all day, every single day,
1560
01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:46,892
everybody screams at me.
1561
01:25:47,017 --> 01:25:48,394
Everybody fucking hates me.
1562
01:25:48,519 --> 01:25:49,603
Huh.
1563
01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:51,814
You look like you've been working out.
1564
01:25:52,815 --> 01:25:54,525
You been working out?
1565
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:56,443
Yeah - Yeah?
1566
01:25:56,569 --> 01:25:58,112
Yeah You wanna feel my abs?
1567
01:25:59,613 --> 01:26:00,865
Yeah, if that's alright.
1568
01:26:00,990 --> 01:26:02,950
Yeah
1569
01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:05,286
Okay I don't know how to do it.
1570
01:26:05,411 --> 01:26:06,745
No, do it hard!
1571
01:26:06,871 --> 01:26:07,997
Oh ouch!
1572
01:26:08,122 --> 01:26:09,165
This is good, right?
1573
01:26:09,290 --> 01:26:10,958
Well, I didn't say hit me!
1574
01:26:11,083 --> 01:26:12,083
Hi.
1575
01:26:12,168 --> 01:26:13,488
You trying to wrestle each other?
1576
01:26:14,211 --> 01:26:15,379
Oh shit
1577
01:26:15,504 --> 01:26:18,591
I forgot to get candles
I gotta get candles.
1578
01:26:18,716 --> 01:26:20,384
We'll do presents in five minutes.
1579
01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:21,969
Alright? You little heartbreaker.
1580
01:26:25,222 --> 01:26:27,099
Hey, Craig.
1581
01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:28,684
You wanna take it for a spin?
1582
01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:30,102
Yeah Hell yeah.
1583
01:26:32,396 --> 01:26:34,565
It's really nice having you in the house
1584
01:26:36,442 --> 01:26:37,526
I'll see you soon.
1585
01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:41,030
Alright, I'll be back
1586
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,688
Who's he?
1587
01:28:37,813 --> 01:28:39,189
Hey Zed!
1588
01:28:39,315 --> 01:28:40,774
Look at this.
1589
01:28:40,899 --> 01:28:43,180
We're just getting started
and I'm already double-fisting.
1590
01:28:43,277 --> 01:28:44,987
Hey everybody It's been a minute
1591
01:28:45,112 --> 01:28:46,113
Craig.
1592
01:28:46,238 --> 01:28:47,573
You can't just come in here
1593
01:28:47,698 --> 01:28:49,950
I just came to congratulate
you on that hot rod.
1594
01:28:50,075 --> 01:28:52,828
That thing is pimp! My God!
1595
01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:53,787
Heck yeah.
1596
01:28:53,912 --> 01:28:55,205
Come on, why don't we, uh
1597
01:28:55,331 --> 01:28:56,957
I actually got a new car myself
1598
01:28:57,082 --> 01:28:59,168
I got a Town and Country,
midnight envy green,
1599
01:28:59,293 --> 01:29:00,711
gently used It's so cool.
1600
01:29:00,836 --> 01:29:02,212
Let's catch up...
1601
01:29:02,796 --> 01:29:05,257
Hey! Snacks are going all out tonight
1602
01:29:09,303 --> 01:29:10,763
Oh, Garrett
1603
01:29:10,888 --> 01:29:13,116
I've been thinking so much
about your little busty daughter
1604
01:29:13,140 --> 01:29:15,267
who everybody keeps staring at.
1605
01:29:15,392 --> 01:29:17,102
Why are people such bad people?
1606
01:29:20,731 --> 01:29:22,107
Alright
1607
01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:25,778
I'll be outta your hair in just a sec.
1608
01:29:26,987 --> 01:29:28,614
I just wanted to apologize
1609
01:29:28,739 --> 01:29:32,451
for how I acted the last time we hung out
1610
01:29:32,576 --> 01:29:35,371
I wanna say sorry to Austin
for popping you.
1611
01:29:35,496 --> 01:29:38,248
Making the night weird
and have to end early.
1612
01:29:39,291 --> 01:29:40,584
I just think it's
1613
01:29:41,919 --> 01:29:44,171
a lot of stress I'm dealing with right now
1614
01:29:44,296 --> 01:29:46,423
and it came out in that way, I'm sorry.
1615
01:29:47,174 --> 01:29:49,385
Well, look, hey, we appreciate that, Craig.
1616
01:29:49,510 --> 01:29:51,053
Honestly Come on.
1617
01:29:51,178 --> 01:29:52,638
Let me show you the hot rod.
1618
01:29:52,763 --> 01:29:53,806
Come on.
1619
01:29:53,931 --> 01:29:55,599
Is it cool if I stay?
1620
01:29:55,724 --> 01:29:57,184
I apologized.
1621
01:30:01,563 --> 01:30:02,773
So that's it.
1622
01:30:03,857 --> 01:30:06,652
I did one strange thing and I'm toast?
1623
01:30:06,777 --> 01:30:08,195
One thing.
1624
01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:11,198
That's it One thing and you throw me out.
1625
01:30:11,323 --> 01:30:13,283
Maybe you guys are the bad guys Huh?
1626
01:30:13,409 --> 01:30:15,077
Are you guys the bad guys?
1627
01:30:15,202 --> 01:30:16,829
I mean, I know you're not.
1628
01:30:16,954 --> 01:30:18,997
But can you give me a second chance?
1629
01:30:19,665 --> 01:30:21,125
Give me a second chance.
1630
01:30:21,792 --> 01:30:23,085
Get to know me.
1631
01:30:23,210 --> 01:30:25,254
Ask me something Get to know me.
1632
01:30:25,379 --> 01:30:27,548
Alright, come on Let's go
Let's go Come on.
1633
01:30:27,673 --> 01:30:29,341
Come on! Ask me something
1634
01:30:29,466 --> 01:30:30,717
Whoa, whoa!
1635
01:30:30,843 --> 01:30:32,886
Get to know me, come on!
Get to know me!
1636
01:30:33,011 --> 01:30:34,555
Ask me something!
1637
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:36,598
I got great "would you rathers"!
1638
01:30:37,558 --> 01:30:39,560
Don't I, Austin?!
1639
01:30:39,685 --> 01:30:40,727
Would you rathers?
1640
01:30:40,853 --> 01:30:42,479
Would you rather, like.
1641
01:30:42,604 --> 01:30:44,982
Would you rather, uh, do stand up
1642
01:30:45,107 --> 01:30:47,484
for one whole year just for your dad
1643
01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:51,155
or would you rather fucking I don't know
1644
01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:54,074
I can't think of anything! I'm too nervous!
1645
01:30:54,199 --> 01:30:55,909
I'm too nervous and stressed!
1646
01:30:57,619 --> 01:30:58,619
You.
1647
01:30:58,704 --> 01:31:01,331
Ask me something! Ask me something!
1648
01:31:01,457 --> 01:31:02,791
Alright, uh.
1649
01:31:02,916 --> 01:31:03,917
What
1650
01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,669
what's your favorite food?
1651
01:31:07,546 --> 01:31:09,923
Fuck, I can't fucking think of anything!
1652
01:31:10,048 --> 01:31:11,633
I'm too nervous!
1653
01:31:11,758 --> 01:31:13,552
Somebody else ask me!
1654
01:31:13,677 --> 01:31:14,720
You!
1655
01:31:15,471 --> 01:31:16,889
Who the hell are you?!
1656
01:31:17,014 --> 01:31:18,849
You guys got a new guy?
1657
01:31:18,974 --> 01:31:20,976
There's a new guy?!
1658
01:31:21,101 --> 01:31:21,977
What's your name?
1659
01:31:22,102 --> 01:31:24,188
Jimp I got two twin girls
1660
01:31:24,313 --> 01:31:25,313
Jim?
1661
01:31:25,397 --> 01:31:26,523
No, Jimp.
1662
01:31:26,648 --> 01:31:28,442
It's like jump with an I.
1663
01:31:28,567 --> 01:31:29,776
Jimp?
1664
01:31:29,902 --> 01:31:31,278
Jimp Yeah.
1665
01:31:37,326 --> 01:31:39,036
I'm sorry.
1666
01:31:40,746 --> 01:31:42,498
This is fucking insane.
1667
01:31:42,623 --> 01:31:44,833
This is insane
1668
01:31:45,709 --> 01:31:46,960
I'm sorry
1669
01:31:49,338 --> 01:31:51,215
Should we just sing?
1670
01:31:53,926 --> 01:31:55,219
Let's sing
1671
01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:16,989
Fuck!
1672
01:32:26,375 --> 01:32:28,293
Everybody get the fuck on the ground!
1673
01:32:28,418 --> 01:32:31,380
I'm in charge now! I'm the one in charge!
1674
01:32:31,505 --> 01:32:33,048
Don't even fucking look at me!
1675
01:32:33,173 --> 01:32:36,009
Keep your heads down!
1676
01:32:40,222 --> 01:32:42,474
I'll blow your heads off!
1677
01:32:42,599 --> 01:32:43,934
Keep 'em down!
1678
01:32:44,059 --> 01:32:46,770
Garrett, I wanna blow your
fat fucking head off!
1679
01:32:46,895 --> 01:32:49,648
You demand attention! I'm sick of it!
1680
01:32:49,773 --> 01:32:52,317
You rich babies!
1681
01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,363
Alright, folks.
1682
01:32:57,739 --> 01:32:59,283
This has been a blast.
1683
01:33:00,242 --> 01:33:01,827
But unfortunately
1684
01:33:01,952 --> 01:33:04,162
it's a school night for your daddy
1685
01:33:07,082 --> 01:33:08,333
You rats!
1686
01:33:08,458 --> 01:33:10,419
You called the fucking cops?!
1687
01:33:44,661 --> 01:33:45,912
Great hanging, Craigy.
1688
01:33:46,038 --> 01:33:47,122
So fun, dude.
1689
01:33:47,247 --> 01:33:48,582
Great to see you guys.
1690
01:33:49,625 --> 01:33:50,751
Great to see you, man.
1691
01:33:50,876 --> 01:33:52,336
Of course, of course
1692
01:33:52,461 --> 01:33:53,754
I'll see you Friday night.
1693
01:33:53,879 --> 01:33:55,088
Yes Yes I'll be there
1694
01:33:55,213 --> 01:33:56,213
I'll call you later.
1695
01:33:56,256 --> 01:33:57,466
Yeah, see ya See ya.
1696
01:33:59,009 --> 01:34:01,136
Alright Alright.
1697
01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:03,221
Hey.
1698
01:34:03,347 --> 01:34:05,015
You know how to get home, right?
1699
01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:06,140
I'll do my best
1700
01:34:07,434 --> 01:34:08,894
Hey.
1701
01:34:09,394 --> 01:34:11,188
I love you, rock star.
1702
01:34:12,439 --> 01:34:13,774
I love you, Craigy
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