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I feel nothing.

I feel nothing.

I feel nothing.

Can you imagine how much work we're going to get done?

Like, come on, guys.

It's spring break.

The campus is practically empty.

It's a ghost town.

It's a statistical anomaly.

With the majority of undergraduate population engaging in hedonistic

we find ourselves in a unique position to maximize our scholarly endeavors.

Translation. We can finally get the noise done without the ambient noise of

pong and, worst of all, bad decision making.

It's as if the stars are aligning just right.

We do have to remember the celestial bodies in its established orbit.

Yeah, yeah, James. We get it. We get it. So, what's the plan, guys? What are we

doing tonight?

A string theory?

Maybe some quantum mechanics?

Well... I need to get to these research papers I've been neglecting.

But maybe, just maybe, I could organize my comic book collection.

I've allocated a specific time class for reviewing my latest astrophysical

journals, refining my theoretical models, and recalibrating the whiteboard

equations that may elude the common intellect.

Okay, okay. You sound like my mom scheduling my dentist appointments.

You're giving me a fucking headache.

Let's not forget a healthy dough of pizza and video games. Come on, guys.

is spring break.

Maybe even a jerk -off push.

Nick, this is a complete inappropriate use of our time.

Do your homework first.

My favorite stepson and his nerdy friends.

Mom? How's it going, boys? What are you doing here?

Surprise, honey.

I thought I would stop by and just see what you nerds are doing for

spring break.

So what's the plan?

Mrs. Starr, your unexpected arrival has interrupted our carefully planned

schedule.

Lighten up. Life keeps short to be worried about schedules all the time.

Mrs. Barr, I must say, this is quite a surprise.

We had so many productive activities planned for the week and lots of

plans.

Well, that sounds boring.

Seriously, guys, it's spring break.

There's always parties and fun things going on, and this is what you're going

do on spring break?

You have school to do all this. We were looking forward to a quiet break to

catch up on our studies.

Ew.

It's college.

Come on.

Loosen up.

Get out. Go to parties.

Have some alcohol.

Dance.

Come on. This is boring. You have the rest of your life to go get a regular

and do stuff like that.

The pursuit of knowledge is a noble thing.

Huh?

Like, it's inappropriate to be partying when we should be working.

Sweetie, there's so much time for that.

And right now, it's all about having fun.

Can you believe these guys?

What has this generation been doing?

Well, I have a great idea.

There's an amazing club around the corner. And how about you guys go and

something cool on.

And we'll go have some drinks and you can meet some girls.

I've never talked to a girl in person. I've only ever done it online.

You mean like talking to girls IRL?

I don't know the first thing I'd say to a girl.

Uh, Mrs. Starr, we're actually just going to have our own spring break here.

Just the three of us.

This is pathetic.

I never thought I'd have to show my stepson how to have fun.

Listen up, guys.

And for our last game, whoever can tackle me down

gets to have sex with me.

No, dude. That's my mom.

No. No titles. No hierarchy.

Just bring breakers.

No way, man. That's your mom.

Yeah, that's your mom.

Yeah. No way.

Shoot yourself.

Oh, pick me, pick me.

Sorry bro, she's fucking fat as fuck.

Choose me, choose me.

You, come here.

First, we need to get wet.

Take your shirt off.

Here, help me out. Put some on my butt.

Oh yeah.

oh oh oh

Got you down.

Who's next?

Fuck, no.

You're going to beat me.

Looks like I

win.

Come on, Ryan. Yeah, come on, Ryan.

We've got to beat her. We can't beat her. Yeah, bro, we need you. The bro

Come on, you've got to get in here, man.

Get to it.

Take her down for us. Yeah, bro.

You

almost

got a grip, bro.

Come on, man.

There you go.

Good job.

Whoa, that's crazy.

Remember, you're my mom right now.

Alright, fuck it. Let's do this.

Let's do this.

oh my

god

How?

That's right.

It's not real.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

oh oh

Oh, my God.

How are you doing?

I'm going to fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking do it.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yeah. Oh,

my God.

Do more this way so we can both Yeah,

we can both have fun

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh yeah.

This is so fucking good.

What do I

have on my chest?

Oh, so filthy. Oh, yes.

Fuck, it's so fucking bad.

WHOA WHOA

oh my god

Oh my god.

This is how you have fun, isn't it?