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[BUTTERFLYPLAYING]
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[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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Okay, so,
now that you're a bride,
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does that make me
your "bride-or-die"?
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Definitely forever.
[BOTH LAUGH]
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I really cannot wait to get
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as many Frenchmen's baguettes
in my mouth as possible.
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So jealous. I mean,
it's gonna be just like
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when we used to go out
in college,
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except for, you know,
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I'm pregnant now
and I can't drink,
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and I actually care about
what happens to me.
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Listen, that's okay, that's
okay. I will drink for you.
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I'll drink for me,
I'll drink for everybody.
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You guys, tonight is gonna be
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the best
bachelorette party ever
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because it was organized by my
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oldest and dearest friend,
Sam!
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This one!
[ALL CHEER]
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This one!
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Bon appétit.
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Sound levels are a go.
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Visuals are a go.
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Drone in position.
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B unit ready?
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[OVER RADIO]
Maintain your position.
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Dragonfly,
are you in position?
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Dragonfly. Sam,
are you in position?
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Where in the hell is she?
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Thank you, Sam, for moving
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the bachelorette party
to Paris
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with only four days' notice
to suit your work schedule.
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Well, I knew you guys
would understand.
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Sure!
Of course.
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Like we understand how you
missed the engagement party
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and the dress-fitting brunch,
and the cake-icing design jam.
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Is that really a...
That's a thing.
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It's okay. It's okay.
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Lucky that I am here
to pick up your slack,
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even though I am not
technically the Maid of Honor.
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[LAUGHS SMUGLY]
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Why is she like this?
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Do we have
a table booked ahead,
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because he's not really...
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It's fine. No, I did make
a booking,
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a table under the name Sam.
Maid of Honor.
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[SPEAKS FRENCH]
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[SPEAKING FRENCH]
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[IN ENGLISH] What?
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Party for Sam.
[SPEAKS FRENCH]
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[IN ENGLISH] Party for Sam!
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SAM: Party for Sam!
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This is your final time
for strange dick.
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Oh, my God.
Strange as in unfamiliar
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or strange as in weird shape?
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Girl, either, both, all of it.
I don't care. Just have fun!
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What are you doing here?
Things are moving fast.
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The mission is no longer
tomorrow. It's tonight.
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It can't be tonight.
I promised Betsy...
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Betsy-Shmetsy, okay? Thousands
of lives are at stake.
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You always say that.
'Cause it's always true!
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Turn her.
Yay!
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Welcome to Club Yoshiki.
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Okay, I cannot leave.
Like, Betsy needs me.
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This is her bachelorette.
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Smile.
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Mom, what are you doing here?
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I slept my way in.
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You did what?
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I slept here overnight.
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Oh, my God. I thought you were
saying something else.
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I'm sure Betsy won't mind
if I join you girls.
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No, I mean, who wouldn't mind
their future mother-in-law
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surprising them at their own
bachelorette party?
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I need you to leave
in 30 seconds.
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Betsy will notice me go.
29, 28, 27...
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I'll be at the truck.
She... What am I gonna do?
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I arranged a distraction.
What?
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It's a pretty damn
good one, too.
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[YELLING]
[GASPS]
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I hate you.
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Sam.
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We hear someone's
getting married.
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[SCREAMS EXCITEDLY AND LAUGHS]
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Come on!
[SHRIEKS]
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Wait, wait.
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If I'm getting dry humped by
a Viking, you are, too.
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We're in this together.
We got room for two.
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Betsy!
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Yeah!
[LAUGHING]
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God. Oh, my God. Yeah!
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You are working it. [GIGGLES]
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[VIKING GRUNTS]
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Sam, I'm really glad we're
hanging out again together.
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It's been too long.
I know.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay. I forgive you.
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[LAUGHS]
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You know, you're really great,
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but I really love my fiancé.
You know.
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VIKING: Whoo!
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Okay.
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Oh, my God!
Mm, mm, mm!
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Whoa!
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Did you feel Thor's hammer?
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BETSY: Where...
Where's my friend?
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You're my Viking lover.
Sam?
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Where did Sam go?
What's your love language?
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Well, it used to be
physical touch.
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What did Sam say she does
for a living again?
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Cat show entrepreneur.
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Spank, spank, spank, spank!
[SHRIEKS]
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[BELL TOLLS IN DISTANCE]
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EDGAR: Where the hell
have you been?
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Let's focus here.
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We're guests of
the French government.
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Let's keep a low profile.
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Let's get an identification
and get out of here.
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Hello, Muscles.
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Face coming through?
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Magnus Paulson.
Son of a bitch.
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We meet again.
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[SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
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[MAGNUS SPEAKING]
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[IN ENGLISH]
Is that the bioweapon?
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Oh, my God.
What?
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Intel said they were
six months away.
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BETSY: We need to get
the package.
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Negative, Sam.
We are not authorized
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for conflict engagement.
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We're not even actually armed.
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SAM: Speak for yourself.
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God damn it, Sam.
You're making me do this.
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STEVIE: Uh,
Dragonfly is on the move.
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EDGAR: B unit, subdue
Agent Sam Doolan.
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SAM: Do not get in my way.
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Come on!
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She's fighting our own guys.
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Go us.
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[BOTH GRUNT]
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I don't like this.
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Let's go.
STEVIE: What is she doing?
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[SAM YELLS]
[YELPS]
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Sam! What are you doing?
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I'm going to get the package.
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Are you with me or not?
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Fine.
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For the lovely ladies.
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Here we go.
Thank you.
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Don't mind if I do.
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Sam, this mission is
observation only. Disengage.
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Are you serious?
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No, that's my best drone!
Come on!
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Okay, take this.
We need to split up.
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Let's get him! Go!
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SAM: [GIGGLING] Stop.
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Mm, mm!
Mm.
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I've been plundered.
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What is her job that is
so important?
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What is this profession?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GASPS, GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[PANTS]
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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Yes. Keep going, you got it!
You guys, wait.
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Who runs out on their
best friend's bachelorette?
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ZOE: Just drink!
[WHINES]
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EDGAR: Agent Dragonfly,
up here!
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[GROANING]
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You're going to shoot me?
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Really?
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Now let's negotiate my passage
from Europe.
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Sure, let's talk.
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MAGNUS: These are the terms.
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One, I keep what's
in this bag.
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[YAWNS]
Two, no...
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[YELLS]
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EDGAR: God damn it, Sam!
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Debrief in the safe room!
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We got him.
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Debrief!
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I know. Genius move.
Stop! Stop the truck!
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"Thanks, Sam!" You're welcome!
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[SIRENS WAILING]
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[GUNSHOTS]
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Sam.
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Okay, okay!
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I'm sorry I kicked you
in the face
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and you in the quim.
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Sorry I broke your drone,
Stevie.
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But, hey,
we got the bioweapon!
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NADINE: We got the bioweapon.
EDGAR: Sam...
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[VOCALIZING TRIUMPHANTLY]
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Bioweapon? Sam, you almost
killed four of us, right?
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You managed to somehow drop me
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several stories
into a caprese salad!
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But she's not trying to
make me feel special tonight.
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Nope. Nope.
SAM: No.
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It's not because
she doesn't love you.
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I don't want to plant that
thought in your head, okay?
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She doesn't love me, huh?
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I don't know what the hell
to do with you. Okay?
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So I'm gonna take you
off the ice, we're gonna
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put you on the bench...
What?
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And we'll just say
you're on holiday. Okay?
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I haven't taken a holiday
in five years.
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Okay...
[EXCLAIMS IN ANNOYANCE]
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What I want you to do
right now
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is just get out of my sight!
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Now!
Okay. Well, I have to go,
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'cause those penis straws
aren't gonna suck themselves.
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NADINE: I'll just...
I'll call you later.
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Anyone who runs out of a
bachelorette, they're a dick.
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You hear me? A dick.
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SAM: They're a dick.
VIRGINIA: Right?
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On top of it, a Maid of Honor?
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A Maid of Honor!
All I gotta say is
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that that person is...
VIRGINIA: Oh, hi, Sam.
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I don't even want to see her.
Welcome back.
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Welcome back, Sam.
SAM: Hey.
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LYDIA: What up, Sam?
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Hi.
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Well, hello,
Sam-a-lam-a-ding-dong.
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Uh... Betsy,
that was so my bad.
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It was just a crazy
work emergency.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait! Sam.
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LYDIA: Thank God
you were there.
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Where's your
bachelorette sash?
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There was a prized cat
that just went mental
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and swiped a judge's neck,
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and so I had to use it
as an emergency tourniquet.
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LYDIA: Wow.
SAM: It's fine now, though.
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He'd just have to
wear turtlenecks
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for the rest of his life.
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Okay.
[LAUGHS] You know what?
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I think I need to make
a small vomit.
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ZOE: Okay...
Wait, I'll hold your hair.
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Let's get to the bath... Oh!
I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Come on.
Right there.
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BETSY: Oh, God! Sam! [COUGHS]
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Get it off your chest.
BETSY: I mean...
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We changed all of
our little plans for you,
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so we could be here, and then,
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you just, like, poof...
Yeah.
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You just disappeared.
I know, but...
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Darling, I want to check.
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Are you all right?
Water.
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00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,859
I've got this, Virginia.
It's fine. I've got this.
252
00:12:01,997 --> 00:12:03,205
[GASPS]
253
00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:04,965
Virginia!
254
00:12:05,103 --> 00:12:06,518
Virginia!
255
00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:07,830
VIRGINIA: Oh, Betsy.
Oh, my God,
256
00:12:07,968 --> 00:12:10,108
you're such a good friend.
257
00:12:11,385 --> 00:12:13,905
[GASPS] I have a question
for you.
258
00:12:15,079 --> 00:12:17,875
Would you be
my new Maid of Honor?
259
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:20,809
Oh.
260
00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,813
Yes.
261
00:12:24,951 --> 00:12:25,917
BETSY: Thank you.
262
00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:31,923
And would you hold
my hair back, please?
263
00:12:32,890 --> 00:12:35,409
Yes, Betsy. Yes, I will.
264
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:36,583
SAM: I'm already holding
265
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:37,791
your hair back, Bets.
Hurry.
266
00:12:37,929 --> 00:12:39,689
'Cause it's coming.
ZOE: Okay, Sam...
267
00:12:39,828 --> 00:12:41,139
BETSY: It's coming!
I think you should just go,
268
00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:42,520
at this point.
You heard her.
269
00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:43,970
VIRGINIA: I'm coming.
BETSY: 'Cause it's coming.
270
00:12:44,108 --> 00:12:45,143
VIRGINIA: Girls, stand back.
BETSY: It's coming!
271
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,007
Shoo, I've got you.
272
00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:48,975
We'll... We'll keep in touch.
LYDIA: Y'all need these?
273
00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:51,184
So, um...
ZOE: Can we please get water?
274
00:12:51,322 --> 00:12:53,186
Any water.
Thank you so much.
275
00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,642
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
276
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:11,480
NADINE: You've seen
better nights, haven't you?
277
00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:12,653
What are you talking about?
278
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,690
This has been
the best night ever.
279
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:17,313
Delusion really is
your love language.
280
00:13:17,451 --> 00:13:18,625
Let's hit the clubs.
281
00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:20,351
[HUMS]
Oh.
282
00:13:20,489 --> 00:13:21,801
You're in the mood to party?
Yeah.
283
00:13:21,939 --> 00:13:23,699
Good. 'Cause I found you
a solo mission.
284
00:13:24,527 --> 00:13:26,495
Something off the books.
285
00:13:26,633 --> 00:13:28,877
Nadine, solo mission!
Okay? Just to keep you busy.
286
00:13:29,015 --> 00:13:30,154
Uh!
287
00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:32,259
Solo mission?
Come on, brief me.
288
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:37,230
Georgia. Something big
is going down right here.
289
00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:39,577
Where?
The Caudwell Estate.
290
00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:41,682
It's a private island.
291
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,858
Nadine, that is not a mission.
That is Betsy's wedding.
292
00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:46,549
I'm serious.
This is my serious face.
293
00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,688
I can tell.
294
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,518
You are one
shit-hot operative.
295
00:13:49,656 --> 00:13:52,314
I will give you all of
your flowers on the job,
296
00:13:52,452 --> 00:13:54,557
but in your real life,
you're kind of dumb.
297
00:13:54,695 --> 00:13:57,008
Betsy does not want me there.
Come on. Yeah.
298
00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,768
Yeah, I mean,
she's my oldest friend.
299
00:13:58,907 --> 00:14:00,909
She gave me this necklace
when we were 11.
300
00:14:01,047 --> 00:14:03,256
Right before my mom's
fourth divorce.
301
00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,362
See? True friendship.
[SIGHS]
302
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,261
You're still wearing
the necklace.
303
00:14:08,399 --> 00:14:10,056
You might as well go catch
the bouquet,
304
00:14:10,194 --> 00:14:12,575
be off duty,
and dance and drink,
305
00:14:12,713 --> 00:14:14,543
and show your titties
to strangers.
306
00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:17,684
Okay? Laugh. Okay?
Show all of your teeth.
307
00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:19,859
I laugh all the time. Look.
308
00:14:20,342 --> 00:14:21,343
Sam.
309
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,517
Okay, all right.
310
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,381
Maybe I will go.
Really?
311
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:27,659
I'm proud of you.
312
00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:29,523
You're also very easy
to persuade.
313
00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,353
I'm putting that
into your psych report.
314
00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:35,081
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
315
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:24,993
[EXPLODES, RUMBLES]
What the...
316
00:15:25,131 --> 00:15:28,030
Don't mind that, ma'am. It's
just the twelve o'clock gun.
317
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:29,825
It's kind of a tradition here.
318
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:38,938
This is it.
319
00:15:41,250 --> 00:15:42,527
SAM: Thanks.
320
00:15:42,665 --> 00:15:44,012
MAN: Of course.
BETSY: Great. I love it.
321
00:15:45,910 --> 00:15:47,084
Sam?
Hey.
322
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:48,602
Hi.
323
00:15:49,741 --> 00:15:50,708
Uh...
Um...
324
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:52,986
Uh...
325
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:54,539
You were...
You said...
326
00:15:54,677 --> 00:15:56,610
I mean, and I was probably
like... [BABBLES]
327
00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:57,922
I remember
328
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,613
it being weird as well.
They overserved.
329
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:00,994
Overserved, yes.
Yeah.
330
00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,134
So, um, also,
you didn't even say goodbye,
331
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:05,309
so I didn't even know
that you were gonna come.
332
00:16:07,173 --> 00:16:08,968
I didn't know whether
you wanted me.
333
00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:11,453
Sam.
VIRGINIA: Betsy!
334
00:16:13,351 --> 00:16:14,835
Betsy, look at this.
335
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:15,975
What?
Oh!
336
00:16:16,527 --> 00:16:17,942
[CLANGS]
Oh.
337
00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:20,151
The wax is too hard.
338
00:16:20,289 --> 00:16:21,946
You employed the wrong bees!
339
00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:24,155
Virginia is really throwing
herself into the preparations.
340
00:16:24,293 --> 00:16:25,708
She's been such a help.
341
00:16:25,846 --> 00:16:28,366
Oh, I can see. Yeah.
It's just a tiny setback.
342
00:16:28,504 --> 00:16:29,816
[CHUCKLES]
343
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,508
Sam.
Hmm.
344
00:16:33,854 --> 00:16:35,649
You actually made it.
345
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:37,582
Great.
346
00:16:38,342 --> 00:16:39,308
Please.
347
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:43,554
Wow. So, um,
you rented this place?
348
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:45,107
Such a nice Airbnb.
349
00:16:45,245 --> 00:16:47,627
Oh. It's been in our family
for generations.
350
00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:48,973
We've distilled
our own whiskey
351
00:16:49,111 --> 00:16:51,010
for two and a half centuries.
352
00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:54,047
So, no, not rented.
But I'm so glad you like it.
353
00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:56,808
[LAUGHS EXCITEDLY]
BETSY: Oh, my God.
354
00:16:56,946 --> 00:16:58,569
How are you, honey?
Hi!
355
00:16:58,707 --> 00:16:59,742
Hi!
I can't believe this.
356
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,745
But, Sam, please meet
my fiancé, Ryan.
357
00:17:02,883 --> 00:17:04,713
Oh, you're Sam! Oh, my gosh!
Hi.
358
00:17:04,851 --> 00:17:07,371
It's so good to meet you!
This is great!
359
00:17:07,509 --> 00:17:08,475
I feel like I know you.
360
00:17:08,613 --> 00:17:10,236
I've heard so much about you.
Oh!
361
00:17:10,374 --> 00:17:13,756
You and Bets grew up together,
right, in a neighborhood?
362
00:17:13,894 --> 00:17:15,586
Yeah, 'cause that's normal.
363
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,932
RYAN: Of course it is!
It's amazing!
364
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,451
Normal? [GIGGLES]
365
00:17:18,589 --> 00:17:21,350
Ryan is amazed by everything.
366
00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:23,525
Sam, all the bridesmaids
are staying upstairs.
367
00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:27,046
Your room is all the way
on the end. The farthest away.
368
00:17:34,536 --> 00:17:35,778
[SIGHS]
369
00:17:36,917 --> 00:17:38,781
[BAG UNZIPS]
370
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:48,239
[CHAMBER MUSIC PLAYING]
371
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,143
Excellent rehearsal.
372
00:17:55,281 --> 00:17:57,006
I have notes,
but excellent rehearsal.
373
00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:58,629
She has notes?
She has notes.
374
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,113
Now relax before dinner.
375
00:18:00,251 --> 00:18:02,978
Relax for exactly 20 minutes.
Thank you.
376
00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,084
Mother, where's Chris?
377
00:18:05,222 --> 00:18:06,292
And why hasn't Daddy shaved
his ears yet?
378
00:18:06,430 --> 00:18:08,604
I don't know, dear.
And who looks at ears?
379
00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:10,365
Everyone looks at ears!
380
00:18:12,505 --> 00:18:14,990
I think hairy ears
are a sign of intelligence.
381
00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:19,132
You know, I always saw myself
in the military, to be honest.
382
00:18:19,270 --> 00:18:21,134
You know, Special Forces,
383
00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:23,274
jumping out of the planes,
hand-to-hand...
384
00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:24,793
I think I would have been
really freaking good
385
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:25,897
at hand-to-hand combat.
386
00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:27,623
Where's Chris?
387
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,694
Of course the Best Man
is late. Of course he is!
388
00:18:30,799 --> 00:18:32,111
She's so high-strung.
[CHUCKLES]
389
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:36,356
Betsy, the man in the cloth.
390
00:18:36,494 --> 00:18:37,806
What is his denomination?
391
00:18:37,944 --> 00:18:41,810
You know, she was up all night
just huffing Adderall.
392
00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:43,260
Please tell me that
he's Catholic.
393
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:46,746
Girl, because when you are
smashing a Catholic man,
394
00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:50,715
the way that guilt
takes over their body... Ooh!
395
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,683
At least I don't have to live
with her anymore. You know?
396
00:18:52,821 --> 00:18:53,787
I don't want to break
your heart,
397
00:18:53,925 --> 00:18:55,341
but I think he's Protestant.
398
00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:59,138
Oh, gosh!
399
00:18:59,276 --> 00:19:01,381
I can make it work.
Sorry.
400
00:19:01,519 --> 00:19:03,556
Destiny calls, buddy.
I'll be back.
401
00:19:04,867 --> 00:19:08,147
Wait, he's coming over.
Ooh!
402
00:19:09,458 --> 00:19:10,425
You look so beautiful.
403
00:19:13,117 --> 00:19:14,083
We'll be right here.
404
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,569
Hello there.
Hi.
405
00:19:16,707 --> 00:19:18,502
I've met a lot of people.
I've not met you.
406
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,193
Oh!
407
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:23,023
Reverend's got swag.
Little bit. I'm Tom.
408
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,578
She never changes.
No, she does not.
409
00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:27,752
VIRGINIA: [OVER MEGAPHONE]
Has anybody seen Chris?
410
00:19:27,890 --> 00:19:29,858
[DAMN I WISH I WAS YOUR LOVER
PLAYING]
411
00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:59,715
VIRGINIA: You've missed
everything, Chris!
412
00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:01,269
We've had the rehearsal.
It's happened.
413
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:02,580
It's over? Hmm.
414
00:20:02,718 --> 00:20:03,926
Hi.
Oh, look. A bar.
415
00:20:04,064 --> 00:20:07,447
Oh. [LAUGHS] Chris.
[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]
416
00:20:07,585 --> 00:20:09,069
Who?
That's Chris.
417
00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:20,771
Oh. Sam, you're alone.
418
00:20:20,909 --> 00:20:23,256
Well, no, I have
my emotional support boobs.
419
00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:25,983
Oh. Well, I do love cleavage,
420
00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:28,434
and there is
quite a bit there.
421
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:29,952
We never got your card.
422
00:20:30,090 --> 00:20:32,300
Do you have
any food allergies?
423
00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:34,612
Just a very rare one
to papaya.
424
00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,753
Papaya? That's related
to meat tenderizers.
425
00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:40,377
I'm afraid you're not going to
be able to eat anything here.
426
00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:42,171
Of course,
I'm allergic to latex.
427
00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:44,864
Which means I can't ever have
safe sex.
428
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,315
Let's switch you
to water, Mom.
429
00:20:47,453 --> 00:20:48,661
No!
430
00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:51,008
Excuse me.
Have a wonderful time.
431
00:20:51,664 --> 00:20:53,079
Raw dog it up.
432
00:20:58,981 --> 00:21:00,569
You're gonna need something
stronger than that
433
00:21:00,707 --> 00:21:02,088
if you want to get through
this weekend.
434
00:21:02,226 --> 00:21:03,641
Frank!
[LAUGHS] Sam!
435
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:05,609
[BOTH GROWL AFFECTIONATELY]
436
00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:08,059
Look at all this!
I know!
437
00:21:08,197 --> 00:21:10,407
Is this is what Betsy wanted
for her wedding?
438
00:21:10,545 --> 00:21:12,754
Well, I don't want to spoil
the occasion,
439
00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:15,653
so I'm gonna say yeah.
440
00:21:15,791 --> 00:21:17,103
Hey, hey.
441
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:19,416
To marriage.
442
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:22,522
Yours is the only one I've
ever seen work, but, sure.
443
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,490
To marriage.
To marriage.
444
00:21:24,628 --> 00:21:28,148
Okay, thank you so much.
You can stop that.
445
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,875
It was great. That was...
You guys are great. [CHUCKLES]
446
00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:34,051
Okay, everybody,
gather around.
447
00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:36,156
So, I just want
to thank everybody
448
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:38,504
for being here tonight.
449
00:21:38,642 --> 00:21:40,678
And I just want to say
that you guys
450
00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:43,888
are in for a real treat.
[GUESTS CHEER]
451
00:21:44,026 --> 00:21:45,821
Bridesmaids, can you
get up here, please?
452
00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,616
Thank you so much.
453
00:21:47,754 --> 00:21:49,515
You guys are so beautiful.
I love you.
454
00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:53,588
Ryan, my darling...
455
00:21:53,726 --> 00:21:56,729
[RYAN LAUGHS]
Yes, take a seat.
456
00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:58,213
I had a little trouble
figuring out
457
00:21:58,351 --> 00:21:59,870
what to get you as a gift,
458
00:22:00,008 --> 00:22:01,872
because, you know,
you have everything.
459
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,839
Right?
Oh, man!
460
00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:07,533
So, this is part of
your present.
461
00:22:07,671 --> 00:22:10,501
And the other part,
I will give you
462
00:22:10,639 --> 00:22:13,642
when we are
alone together later,
463
00:22:13,780 --> 00:22:15,851
if you know what I mean.
464
00:22:15,989 --> 00:22:17,059
[GIGGLES]
[GUESTS CHEER]
465
00:22:17,197 --> 00:22:18,233
Oh, Bets!
466
00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:20,477
Oh! [LAUGHING]
467
00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:23,169
Okay, go, squad! Whoo!
468
00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:26,586
What are we doing?
This is what...
469
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,554
Do what we worked on
at the bachelorette. [GASPS]
470
00:22:28,692 --> 00:22:30,728
Oh, wait. You left early, so
you didn't learn it with us.
471
00:22:30,866 --> 00:22:32,558
Oh, my God. Sam, I'm so sorry.
472
00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:34,663
I guess you're gonna have
to sit this one out.
473
00:22:38,218 --> 00:22:39,530
[CLEARS THROAT]
474
00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:41,290
Okay, you got it?
LYDIA: Mm-hmm.
475
00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:42,533
RYAN: Yeah!
476
00:22:42,671 --> 00:22:43,845
[GUESTS CHEERING]
477
00:22:43,983 --> 00:22:45,260
You got this, babe!
478
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:49,091
[WHAT I CAN GIVE YOUPLAYING]
479
00:22:55,788 --> 00:22:57,617
RYAN: [LAUGHING] What is this?
480
00:22:57,755 --> 00:22:59,826
Look at this.
Look at all you guys.
481
00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:02,139
[LAUGHS] Hi!
482
00:23:02,277 --> 00:23:05,867
♪ [SINGING] ♪ Won't be living
a life alone ♪
483
00:23:06,005 --> 00:23:09,629
♪ ♪ Yes, I know what you want
♪
484
00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:12,805
♪ ♪ When you say that
you love me so ♪
485
00:23:12,943 --> 00:23:13,978
♪ ♪ All my thoughts wanna
turn you on ♪
486
00:23:14,116 --> 00:23:16,049
RYAN: Oh, no!
487
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:17,775
Look at you!
488
00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:20,778
♪ ♪ Now I can give you
what you like for life ♪
489
00:23:26,922 --> 00:23:29,753
♪ ♪ Do you like
what I can give you ♪
490
00:23:31,582 --> 00:23:33,722
[GUESTS EXCLAIM]
Oh, my God!
491
00:23:35,586 --> 00:23:39,797
♪ ♪ Now I know that I want you
to put me down ♪
492
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:43,076
♪ ♪ To make your paradise ♪
493
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,425
The robot! Amazing!
494
00:23:48,530 --> 00:23:50,256
Look out! Here she goes!
495
00:23:50,394 --> 00:23:52,154
♪ ♪ What I can give you ♪
496
00:23:52,292 --> 00:23:53,432
[GUESTS WHOOP]
497
00:23:57,850 --> 00:23:59,507
♪ ♪ What I can give you ♪
498
00:24:01,647 --> 00:24:04,373
RYAN: No!
Oh! Sh...
499
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:05,858
ZOE: Oh, my God!
LYDIA: Is she okay?
500
00:24:05,996 --> 00:24:06,962
RYAN: It's okay.
501
00:24:07,100 --> 00:24:08,239
BETSY: Should we do something?
502
00:24:08,377 --> 00:24:09,862
RYAN: It's okay.
She falls down all the time!
503
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,726
Virginia?
Okay, come on.
504
00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:14,211
Should've straightened
your leg on the pirouette.
505
00:24:14,349 --> 00:24:15,557
Who said that?
506
00:24:15,695 --> 00:24:17,352
ZOE: That was crazy.
RYAN: You were in your...
507
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:19,423
[GUESTS MURMURING]
I got hit by something.
508
00:24:19,561 --> 00:24:20,769
I don't know...
BETSY: Oh, God!
509
00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:23,323
VIRGINIA: What?
Oh! Oh!
510
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:25,636
We need to unhook them slowly.
Trust me.
511
00:24:25,774 --> 00:24:26,706
I don't know.
512
00:24:26,844 --> 00:24:27,983
I think it's gonna hurt.
No.
513
00:24:28,121 --> 00:24:29,675
Yeah, it's...
LYDIA: Yeah, it's gonna hurt.
514
00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:31,159
Let me tell you,
the best thing to do
515
00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:32,471
is to just yank 'em all out.
516
00:24:32,609 --> 00:24:34,611
Okay, you trust me?
Are you sure?
517
00:24:34,749 --> 00:24:37,303
[VIRGINIA SCREAMS]
[GUESTS GASP]
518
00:24:37,441 --> 00:24:38,994
BETSY: Oh, my God.
[VIRGINIA YELPS]
519
00:24:39,132 --> 00:24:40,409
Oh, my God.
520
00:24:40,548 --> 00:24:42,066
It's okay. She's tough.
521
00:24:42,204 --> 00:24:43,723
Is it going to leave a mark?
522
00:24:43,861 --> 00:24:45,518
Yes.
Yeah.
523
00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:47,658
Let's go get some ice.
And maybe a tetanus shot.
524
00:24:47,796 --> 00:24:49,488
Oh, well...
525
00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:50,730
Dance over.
526
00:24:50,868 --> 00:24:52,352
RYAN: What an awful way
to finish it though.
527
00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:57,841
It was bleeding, yeah.
The dance was great.
528
00:25:04,123 --> 00:25:06,781
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
529
00:25:12,234 --> 00:25:14,927
[WHOOSHES]
[ALL GRUNT]
530
00:25:27,284 --> 00:25:29,769
Virginia is a problem. Okay?
531
00:25:29,907 --> 00:25:31,150
She has this constant look
in her eyes,
532
00:25:31,288 --> 00:25:33,186
like she's trying
to hold in a fart.
533
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,463
Totally bitchatronic.
534
00:25:34,602 --> 00:25:36,258
Sounds like she just needs
to unclench.
535
00:25:36,396 --> 00:25:38,778
But Betsy likes her.
536
00:25:38,916 --> 00:25:41,401
When did they become so close?
She's a friend stealer.
537
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,887
She is. I mean, I know,
I shouldn't care.
538
00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:46,717
It's not like I've been in
Betsy's life that much lately,
539
00:25:46,855 --> 00:25:48,719
and it's not like
I can include her in my life.
540
00:25:48,857 --> 00:25:50,445
#SpyLife.
541
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,206
If you tell Betsy,
you have to kill Betsy.
542
00:25:53,344 --> 00:25:55,519
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
543
00:26:00,144 --> 00:26:01,456
NADINE: You know the rules.
544
00:26:01,594 --> 00:26:03,113
I'm not even gonna worry
about it. [CHUCKLES]
545
00:26:03,838 --> 00:26:05,115
I am better alone.
546
00:26:05,253 --> 00:26:07,980
I care about where
you're at emotionally.
547
00:26:08,118 --> 00:26:09,740
Not just because I have to
write your psych report
548
00:26:09,878 --> 00:26:12,018
once in a while.
Wait, Nadine. Hey, Nadine.
549
00:26:13,399 --> 00:26:15,677
Did you get that?
Tell me that's not an RPG.
550
00:26:15,815 --> 00:26:18,266
It's not an RPG, Sam.
Can you get a grip?
551
00:26:18,404 --> 00:26:20,855
That's probably just like
a long thing.
552
00:26:20,993 --> 00:26:22,891
Like a...
like a keyboard guitar.
553
00:26:23,789 --> 00:26:25,100
Okay, okay.
554
00:26:25,238 --> 00:26:26,412
Do you think it's possible
555
00:26:26,550 --> 00:26:28,517
you're projecting dangers
where there aren't any
556
00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:31,279
'cause our missions
are your happy place?
557
00:26:31,417 --> 00:26:32,452
Wait,
is this whole conversation
558
00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,833
going into
my next psych report?
559
00:26:33,971 --> 00:26:34,938
No.
560
00:26:35,076 --> 00:26:36,318
Are you updating it right now?
561
00:26:36,456 --> 00:26:38,942
No, I'm watching mice videos.
562
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,600
Okay. You're impossible, too!
God!
563
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,810
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
564
00:26:46,121 --> 00:26:48,848
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]
565
00:26:53,266 --> 00:26:54,440
Chris Dalio. Best Man.
566
00:26:54,578 --> 00:26:56,097
Oh!
567
00:26:56,235 --> 00:26:58,824
Sam Doolan.
No longer Maid of Honor.
568
00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:01,136
I heard. [CHUCKLES]
569
00:27:01,274 --> 00:27:02,275
You did?
I did.
570
00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:03,518
Ah.
571
00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:05,175
Hey, I saw that...
that cool trick you do
572
00:27:05,313 --> 00:27:06,314
with the bamboo. That was...
573
00:27:07,177 --> 00:27:08,661
Oh, no, I was just seeing
574
00:27:08,799 --> 00:27:09,800
how hard I could blow,
and then it...
575
00:27:09,938 --> 00:27:11,699
Yeah. How'd it go?
576
00:27:11,837 --> 00:27:13,942
Turns out quite hard.
It looked like it.
577
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,944
You never know what
this weekend could bring.
578
00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,497
Well, listen, your secret's
safe with me.
579
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,878
I won't tell a soul.
I promise.
580
00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:21,225
As long as you promise
to have a drink with me.
581
00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:24,643
Well, I am due
for another drink.
582
00:27:24,781 --> 00:27:26,299
It's been, like, 10 minutes
since the last one.
583
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:28,370
Perfect.
So, yes.
584
00:27:31,926 --> 00:27:33,030
CHRIS: So, what is it
585
00:27:33,168 --> 00:27:34,411
that you said you did
for a living again?
586
00:27:34,549 --> 00:27:36,344
I'm not quite...
I'm a cat show entrepreneur.
587
00:27:36,482 --> 00:27:38,035
And what is... what is that?
588
00:27:38,173 --> 00:27:41,521
Uh, well, basically, I design
plinths for the cat shows.
589
00:27:42,315 --> 00:27:43,247
Gotta have a good plinth.
590
00:27:43,385 --> 00:27:44,559
[CHUCKLES] Okay.
Yeah.
591
00:27:44,697 --> 00:27:45,629
Can I show you a few photos
of my plinths?
592
00:27:45,767 --> 00:27:46,906
I'd love to see them. Yeah.
593
00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:48,632
Yeah. All right.
I could look at some photos.
594
00:27:48,770 --> 00:27:51,566
Here is a cat winning a prize
on one of my plinths.
595
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,050
On there.
596
00:27:53,188 --> 00:27:55,846
This one is a cat taking
a dump whilst winning a prize.
597
00:27:55,984 --> 00:27:56,985
Right?
I see that.
598
00:27:57,123 --> 00:27:58,228
So...
Getting it all done.
599
00:27:58,366 --> 00:28:00,402
SAM: Yeah. Like the coverings,
for example.
600
00:28:00,540 --> 00:28:02,508
Okay.
Can't use microfiber.
601
00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:03,578
Then the cat's tongues...
Obviously.
602
00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:04,786
...become like Velcro.
603
00:28:04,924 --> 00:28:06,236
Didn't know that.
Like this. Like that.
604
00:28:06,374 --> 00:28:08,065
[GRUNTS]
Okay.
605
00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:11,275
Mm! Lot of rich women
in cat shows.
606
00:28:11,413 --> 00:28:13,830
We had Madonna open up
a show the other night.
607
00:28:13,968 --> 00:28:15,452
She sang Like A Persian.
608
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:16,660
And that's it?
You don't have...
609
00:28:16,798 --> 00:28:17,834
You don't have a side hustle
or anything?
610
00:28:17,972 --> 00:28:19,594
No. Why would you say that?
611
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:20,768
The way you were moving
through the bushes,
612
00:28:20,906 --> 00:28:22,217
you looked like a soldier
or something.
613
00:28:22,355 --> 00:28:25,117
I mean, the way you were...
Over there, I saw a bat.
614
00:28:25,255 --> 00:28:26,739
And then I was like, "Oh!"
615
00:28:26,877 --> 00:28:29,017
And I had to look what species
is it, because I...
616
00:28:29,155 --> 00:28:32,262
You're into bats?
Cats, bats, rats.
617
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,092
All of it? Okay.
Any... Any animals.
618
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:36,784
I mean, not so much into rats,
619
00:28:36,922 --> 00:28:39,925
I don't know why
I said that, but... [CHUCKLES]
620
00:28:40,063 --> 00:28:41,927
You know. Yeah.
You're funny.
621
00:28:42,065 --> 00:28:43,204
Well, you're hot.
622
00:28:43,342 --> 00:28:45,378
Um...
[LAUGHS]
623
00:28:45,516 --> 00:28:46,863
It's... It's hot.
Yes.
624
00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:48,278
I know what you mean.
Yeah, um...
625
00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:50,004
Uh...
626
00:28:50,142 --> 00:28:51,350
Hmm.
Huh.
627
00:28:51,902 --> 00:28:53,628
I like you.
628
00:28:53,766 --> 00:28:55,768
I like you a lot.
I wish, um...
629
00:28:55,906 --> 00:28:57,252
I wish we could have met at
some other wedding
630
00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:58,978
other than this one.
631
00:28:59,116 --> 00:29:00,600
I wish I could listen to what
you were saying
632
00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,533
instead of just staring
at your face.
633
00:29:02,671 --> 00:29:03,638
Totally fine.
Yeah.
634
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:04,743
I know what you mean.
You know.
635
00:29:06,468 --> 00:29:08,643
[LAUGHS RAUCOUSLY]
636
00:29:15,684 --> 00:29:16,996
VIRGINIA: Now...
637
00:29:17,134 --> 00:29:18,446
I mean,
you've been here before,
638
00:29:18,584 --> 00:29:19,792
but it's a little different.
639
00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,968
Oh, my God! It's perfect!
LYDIA: Oh, wow!
640
00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:25,625
It's just really crazy.
It's gorgeous.
641
00:29:25,764 --> 00:29:28,007
There's rose petals
in the pool, you guys!
642
00:29:28,145 --> 00:29:29,664
ZOE: You worked your magic.
643
00:29:29,802 --> 00:29:31,286
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
Lydia.
644
00:29:31,424 --> 00:29:34,496
I tried to get the right
flowers for everybody.
645
00:29:34,634 --> 00:29:36,809
That's you. So...
BETSY: Man, these are, like,
646
00:29:36,947 --> 00:29:38,500
my favorite flowers.
Everything is taken care of.
647
00:29:38,638 --> 00:29:40,330
Can you believe that she got,
like, my favorite flowers?
648
00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:42,366
I think there's something
wrong with my flowers.
649
00:29:44,196 --> 00:29:46,405
My flowers match my nails.
650
00:29:46,543 --> 00:29:47,647
Release.
651
00:29:48,579 --> 00:29:50,858
Release all that tension.
652
00:29:50,996 --> 00:29:54,309
Dave hasn't touched me
like this in six months.
653
00:29:54,447 --> 00:29:56,380
We should do this
more often, girls.
654
00:29:56,518 --> 00:29:57,865
LYDIA: Absolutely.
655
00:29:58,969 --> 00:29:59,936
There you go.
656
00:30:00,074 --> 00:30:02,145
I think my chair
might be broken.
657
00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:06,287
VIRGINIA: You guys good?
LYDIA: Yeah. Oh!
658
00:30:06,425 --> 00:30:08,185
I love this, Betsy.
BETSY: Me, too.
659
00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:09,290
[LYDIA MOANS]
660
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,122
[WINCES] Sorry.
661
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,124
Uh...
662
00:30:16,262 --> 00:30:17,850
So, let's talk about Chris.
663
00:30:19,438 --> 00:30:21,405
What about him?
664
00:30:21,543 --> 00:30:23,338
He's been close to my family
for years.
665
00:30:23,476 --> 00:30:25,996
His father and mine
were business partners,
666
00:30:26,134 --> 00:30:29,793
and when his father went
to jail,
667
00:30:29,931 --> 00:30:32,831
my father, who was not
mixed up in all that,
668
00:30:32,969 --> 00:30:34,556
helped Chris financially.
669
00:30:34,694 --> 00:30:36,179
Chris is a really good friend
of mine.
670
00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:37,387
Okay.
671
00:30:37,525 --> 00:30:41,253
We've been linked
from time to time.
672
00:30:41,391 --> 00:30:43,600
Better Magazine's
taken interest, but...
673
00:30:43,738 --> 00:30:44,704
Yeah, are linked.
674
00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:46,292
So you're saying just
675
00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:48,087
stay away from Chris
because you guys...
676
00:30:48,225 --> 00:30:51,401
I would never get into
your business like that.
677
00:30:51,539 --> 00:30:53,265
No. No, girl.
Okay, great.
678
00:30:53,403 --> 00:30:55,025
'Cause I will not
go near Chris.
679
00:30:55,163 --> 00:30:56,371
Mm. Okay...
680
00:30:56,509 --> 00:30:58,270
Do you need help?
681
00:30:58,408 --> 00:31:01,756
No. I was just saying, um,
I would not make a play
682
00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,206
on someone
you've been linked to.
683
00:31:03,344 --> 00:31:04,690
Yeah, exactly.
684
00:31:04,828 --> 00:31:06,347
[CHUCKLES] Okay.
685
00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:08,142
Actually, I don't even
find him attractive.
686
00:31:08,797 --> 00:31:10,558
Mm-hmm. Carry on.
687
00:31:10,696 --> 00:31:13,319
I would not go... [BABBLES]
like that on his balls.
688
00:31:13,457 --> 00:31:15,149
Ass waxing after this.
689
00:31:15,287 --> 00:31:19,256
Ass what-ing?
Everything glides smoother.
690
00:31:19,394 --> 00:31:22,397
I don't think anyone's gonna
be looking at my arse.
691
00:31:22,535 --> 00:31:24,365
VIRGINIA: That's for sure.
Except for maybe Chris.
692
00:31:27,195 --> 00:31:28,196
ZOE: You should wear it
every day.
693
00:31:29,094 --> 00:31:31,959
It's a lot, but it's great.
694
00:31:32,097 --> 00:31:35,617
I look like Ariana Grande has
joined The Real Housewives.
695
00:31:35,755 --> 00:31:36,964
A hundred percent.
She should, actually.
696
00:31:37,102 --> 00:31:39,035
That should be a show.
[VOCALIZING]
697
00:31:40,036 --> 00:31:41,244
Ooh, ooh!
[ALL GASP]
698
00:31:41,382 --> 00:31:42,762
Oh, my God!
I'm good.
699
00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,386
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
700
00:31:58,157 --> 00:32:00,677
RYAN: Oh, this is amazing.
CHRIS: What do you think?
701
00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:02,748
Yeah, it's the best.
You got the ring, buddy?
702
00:32:03,783 --> 00:32:04,819
Yeah, I got the ring.
Of course.
703
00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:05,924
[LAUGHS] Of course you do.
704
00:32:06,062 --> 00:32:07,477
CHRIS: Relax. Relax.
RYAN: I can't.
705
00:32:07,615 --> 00:32:08,547
CHRIS: You'll be fine.
706
00:32:09,134 --> 00:32:11,170
Where is she?
707
00:32:11,308 --> 00:32:13,828
VIRGINIA: Patience. You know,
it's her wedding day.
708
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:17,004
Oh, God, just...
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
709
00:32:17,142 --> 00:32:18,591
You guys don't think
that she...
710
00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:21,077
You know.
No, she's...
711
00:32:21,215 --> 00:32:23,251
Right? No, she's good.
She's ready.
712
00:32:23,389 --> 00:32:24,839
LYDIA: She loves him.
VIRGINIA: She's ready.
713
00:32:28,153 --> 00:32:29,464
Excuse me a second.
714
00:32:29,602 --> 00:32:31,846
No, don't, Sam.
No, Sam, I don't...
715
00:32:48,656 --> 00:32:50,209
Oh, God. [GROANS]
716
00:32:50,865 --> 00:32:51,866
Okay.
717
00:32:52,971 --> 00:32:54,179
[EXHALES] Okay.
718
00:32:54,317 --> 00:32:56,491
Can I just clear the area
for a moment? Sorry.
719
00:32:56,629 --> 00:32:57,734
What?
720
00:32:57,872 --> 00:32:59,978
I need a...
I just need one minute.
721
00:33:02,463 --> 00:33:03,843
Sam, what are you doing?
722
00:33:05,811 --> 00:33:07,640
Remember when we were kids,
723
00:33:07,778 --> 00:33:09,642
and, you know,
we made that pact?
724
00:33:09,780 --> 00:33:11,679
"Let's never get married."
725
00:33:11,817 --> 00:33:14,406
You said that. I don't
remember ever saying that.
726
00:33:14,544 --> 00:33:15,717
Betsy...
What?
727
00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:18,479
This whole thing, like,
it's not you. I can tell.
728
00:33:18,617 --> 00:33:19,894
[SCOFFS]
729
00:33:20,032 --> 00:33:22,310
Do you actually think
you want to marry this guy?
730
00:33:23,794 --> 00:33:25,486
Well, it is my wedding, Sam.
731
00:33:26,142 --> 00:33:27,143
See...
732
00:33:28,558 --> 00:33:30,249
I'm your oldest friend,
733
00:33:30,387 --> 00:33:32,389
and you do not look happy
right now.
734
00:33:32,527 --> 00:33:34,633
I love Ryan very, very much.
735
00:33:34,771 --> 00:33:35,910
And I also think
that you really know
736
00:33:36,048 --> 00:33:37,291
how to pick your moments,
don't you?
737
00:33:37,429 --> 00:33:38,395
Well, because you look scared.
738
00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:41,329
Well, it's my wedding, Sam.
739
00:33:41,467 --> 00:33:43,366
I mean,
this is a massive deal.
740
00:33:44,574 --> 00:33:47,301
And I know that maybe
you don't get scared
741
00:33:47,439 --> 00:33:49,958
but... but the rest of us do, okay?
742
00:33:50,097 --> 00:33:51,546
I'm here to help.
743
00:33:51,684 --> 00:33:54,066
Sam, you haven't been helping.
You haven't even been here.
744
00:33:54,204 --> 00:33:55,171
You haven't been in my life
745
00:33:55,309 --> 00:33:57,242
for a very, very,
very long time.
746
00:33:57,380 --> 00:33:58,622
So, you know what?
747
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,176
Maybe we just don't
understand each other anymore
748
00:34:00,314 --> 00:34:01,487
like the way we used to.
749
00:34:04,766 --> 00:34:06,596
Betsy, I know you...
750
00:34:06,734 --> 00:34:08,046
So maybe you should go.
751
00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:14,017
I want you to go.
752
00:34:18,194 --> 00:34:19,471
Walk away, Sam.
753
00:34:22,853 --> 00:34:24,269
Walk away.
754
00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:34,934
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
755
00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:43,253
ZOE: What is she...
LYDIA: Where is she going?
756
00:34:44,254 --> 00:34:46,394
Maybe she has, um, IBS.
757
00:34:47,947 --> 00:34:50,191
Okay. She could hold it.
758
00:34:50,329 --> 00:34:51,503
No, you can't.
759
00:34:55,576 --> 00:34:57,509
[TENSE MUSIC PLAYING]
760
00:34:59,131 --> 00:35:00,305
KURT: Unload the equipment.
761
00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:11,937
[WEDDING CHAMBER MUSIC
PLAYING]
762
00:35:15,458 --> 00:35:16,942
[CHUCKLES]
763
00:35:20,704 --> 00:35:22,465
Do these waiters look
a little different to you?
764
00:35:22,603 --> 00:35:24,777
Did they hire new ones?
They're all muscle-y.
765
00:35:25,468 --> 00:35:26,400
Are you complaining?
766
00:35:26,538 --> 00:35:27,642
No, I'm not complaining.
I'm just saying.
767
00:35:27,780 --> 00:35:29,541
Look at that one over there.
He's ripped.
768
00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:38,066
You're a lucky man.
Thank you.
769
00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:39,965
Love you, sweetheart.
Love you, Dad.
770
00:35:41,104 --> 00:35:42,105
Hi.
771
00:35:43,071 --> 00:35:44,383
You look so beautiful.
772
00:35:44,521 --> 00:35:46,523
Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here...
773
00:35:47,628 --> 00:35:48,629
[ALL SCREAMING]
774
00:35:48,767 --> 00:35:51,010
Oh, shit!
CHRIS: Get down!
775
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:52,391
What the hell was that?
776
00:35:52,529 --> 00:35:55,498
Dave? Dave? Dave! Dave! Dave!
[DAVE SCREAMING]
777
00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:56,913
Girl, if he leaves you
for this,
778
00:35:57,051 --> 00:35:58,294
he'll leave you for anything.
779
00:35:59,847 --> 00:36:03,437
Sorry to interrupt
the happy occasion, folks.
780
00:36:03,575 --> 00:36:06,371
But you're correct, Reverend.
They are gathered here.
781
00:36:06,509 --> 00:36:08,166
[BETSY WHIMPERS]
Don't...
782
00:36:08,304 --> 00:36:11,721
The elite, the great,
and the good.
783
00:36:11,859 --> 00:36:12,860
DAVE: No!
784
00:36:12,998 --> 00:36:14,137
KURT: They are my hostages.
785
00:36:14,275 --> 00:36:15,656
Don't move.
Yes, sir.
786
00:36:15,794 --> 00:36:20,005
So, please, walk inside like
good little boys and girls.
787
00:36:21,903 --> 00:36:23,595
Now.
788
00:36:23,733 --> 00:36:26,253
Is this normal
for an American wedding?
789
00:36:26,391 --> 00:36:28,186
Zoe, are you okay?
Thank you.
790
00:36:28,324 --> 00:36:29,256
I was...
Don't you touch me.
791
00:36:29,394 --> 00:36:31,085
I was going for help.
No.
792
00:36:31,223 --> 00:36:32,569
BETSY: What do we do?
RYAN: Just stay behind me.
793
00:36:32,707 --> 00:36:33,777
Let's go.
MAN: Move.
794
00:36:33,915 --> 00:36:36,090
Okay, okay, okay,
all right, all right.
795
00:36:36,228 --> 00:36:38,023
I don't know what's happening.
I swear...
796
00:36:38,161 --> 00:36:39,887
Oh, my God, baby,
I'm so scared.
797
00:36:40,025 --> 00:36:41,854
I'm sorry.
Hold this.
798
00:36:41,992 --> 00:36:43,201
You look fantastic, babe.
799
00:36:48,861 --> 00:36:50,622
It's all right, it's okay.
You two, door to your left.
800
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,899
Sebastian!
You, living room.
801
00:36:58,940 --> 00:36:59,941
Move!
Oh, God!
802
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:01,288
It's all right.
It's all right.
803
00:37:02,772 --> 00:37:03,738
You all right?
804
00:37:04,394 --> 00:37:05,361
I got you, babe.
805
00:37:05,878 --> 00:37:06,810
I got you.
806
00:37:06,948 --> 00:37:08,536
And I got you, Zoe.
807
00:37:09,537 --> 00:37:10,711
Really, Dave? Really?
808
00:37:10,849 --> 00:37:12,644
Because I don't feel
very got right now. Okay?
809
00:37:12,782 --> 00:37:14,266
Yeah, I'm gonna give you
some space.
810
00:37:14,404 --> 00:37:16,372
Give me some space.
Yep.
811
00:37:16,510 --> 00:37:18,650
Are you real, or are you
one of them too?
812
00:37:18,788 --> 00:37:20,893
No, I'm real. Look. See?
813
00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:23,758
[GUN FIRING]
[SCREAMING]
814
00:37:23,896 --> 00:37:25,139
Oh, shit!
815
00:37:25,277 --> 00:37:26,727
Do you see Dave right now?
Yeah.
816
00:37:27,624 --> 00:37:29,523
He abandoned us.
Every time.
817
00:37:29,661 --> 00:37:32,146
Uh, speaking of abandonment,
where is Sam?
818
00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:33,596
Where she always is.
Not around.
819
00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:35,114
Oh, come on, Bet,
she's better than that.
820
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,254
Like that time
when you were little.
821
00:37:36,392 --> 00:37:37,358
Those kids bullied you
in the park.
822
00:37:37,496 --> 00:37:39,498
She kicked their ass
in a ditch.
823
00:37:41,914 --> 00:37:45,435
[MERCENARIES SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY]
824
00:37:57,171 --> 00:37:58,793
Guys, honestly,
all this negative energy,
825
00:37:58,931 --> 00:38:01,279
it's really starting to impact
my baby's development.
826
00:38:01,417 --> 00:38:02,556
Yeah.
ZOE: So, I'm thinking,
827
00:38:02,694 --> 00:38:03,833
Lydia, you know what?
828
00:38:03,971 --> 00:38:06,353
Maybe you can sing to her
like you used to.
829
00:38:06,491 --> 00:38:08,320
LYDIA: That song?
Used to calm me down.
830
00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:11,392
Wow. Okay.
ZOE: Yeah.
831
00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:14,050
♪ [RAPPING] ♪ All you ladies
Pop your uh-uh like this ♪
832
00:38:14,188 --> 00:38:15,845
♪ ♪ Move your body
Don't you stop, don't quit ♪
833
00:38:15,983 --> 00:38:18,399
♪ ♪ All you ladies, pop
your uh-uh like this ♪
834
00:38:18,537 --> 00:38:20,367
♪ ♪ Move your body
Don't you stop, don't quit ♪
835
00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:22,576
♪ ♪ Lick it nice, lick it
good ♪
836
00:38:22,714 --> 00:38:24,302
♪ ♪ Like that uh-uh
just like you should ♪
837
00:38:24,440 --> 00:38:26,649
♪ ♪ My neck, my back ♪
838
00:38:26,787 --> 00:38:28,306
♪ ♪ My uh-uh, and my crack ♪
839
00:38:28,444 --> 00:38:30,100
It's working.
It's really working.
840
00:38:30,238 --> 00:38:32,724
♪ ALL: ♪ My neck, my back
My uh-uh, and my crack ♪
841
00:38:32,862 --> 00:38:35,554
♪ -LYDIA: ♪ Everybody ♪
- ♪ My neck, my back ♪
842
00:38:35,692 --> 00:38:37,176
♪ ♪ My uh-uh, and my crack ♪
843
00:38:37,315 --> 00:38:38,454
♪ ♪ Hey! ♪
844
00:38:40,214 --> 00:38:42,630
Time is valuable.
845
00:38:42,768 --> 00:38:46,358
Don't waste mine, and I'll
try not to waste yours.
846
00:38:46,496 --> 00:38:49,016
You elite care only
about money,
847
00:38:49,154 --> 00:38:52,295
which is great news,
because I'm the same.
848
00:38:52,433 --> 00:38:53,883
So we should understand
each other.
849
00:38:54,953 --> 00:38:56,748
If everybody does exactly
as told,
850
00:38:56,886 --> 00:38:59,198
you'll all still be alive
by the end of the day.
851
00:39:00,579 --> 00:39:02,926
But if anyone gets cocky,
852
00:39:03,064 --> 00:39:04,859
well, there's plenty of you
to spare.
853
00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:10,313
We've blocked all cell signal
and Wi-Fi.
854
00:39:10,451 --> 00:39:12,350
Wordle should still
be working, though.
855
00:39:12,488 --> 00:39:15,042
Look, my daughter
isn't part of this.
856
00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,872
Take me, let her go.
Oh, Dad, it's okay.
857
00:39:18,010 --> 00:39:22,360
Frank O'Connell, Third
Regiment, combat veteran.
858
00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:24,085
Desert Storm.
859
00:39:25,466 --> 00:39:26,743
You're adorable, Frank,
860
00:39:26,881 --> 00:39:29,263
but Betsy's a much more
valuable hostage than you.
861
00:39:29,401 --> 00:39:30,885
What?
862
00:39:31,023 --> 00:39:34,372
Yes. We've researched everyone
in this room most thoroughly.
863
00:39:35,856 --> 00:39:37,789
The Caudwell family.
864
00:39:37,927 --> 00:39:40,101
Come with me.
BETSY: No.
865
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,310
And you, you're almost
one of them.
866
00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:46,107
It's gonna be okay.
No, wait, wait.
867
00:39:46,245 --> 00:39:48,593
If you're taking my husband,
then I'm going with you.
868
00:39:48,731 --> 00:39:50,560
RYAN: Stay here. I love you.
No, I love you.
869
00:39:50,698 --> 00:39:51,941
He has to come.
I love you.
870
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:53,114
VIRGINIA: Can you stop
talking? You just gotta go.
871
00:39:53,252 --> 00:39:54,253
It's okay.
872
00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,879
They're valuable right now.
873
00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:01,157
I don't want any of them
getting hit by a stray bullet.
874
00:40:07,922 --> 00:40:09,648
It's gonna be okay.
Yeah.
875
00:40:09,786 --> 00:40:11,029
Come here.
876
00:40:11,167 --> 00:40:12,271
Let's go.
Ryan.
877
00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:13,997
Okay. All right.
878
00:40:14,584 --> 00:40:15,551
Let's go,
879
00:40:15,689 --> 00:40:16,724
you bunch of rich brats.
MAN 1: Go, go, go.
880
00:40:16,862 --> 00:40:19,278
Right over here.
MAN 2: Come on. Go.
881
00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,419
Right there is good.
MAN 2: Let's get it.
882
00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:26,527
[BEEPS]
883
00:40:36,848 --> 00:40:39,540
AUTOMATED VOICE: Welcome back.
Please verify all users.
884
00:40:39,678 --> 00:40:40,955
It can't be cracked.
885
00:40:42,232 --> 00:40:44,096
How do they know all this?
886
00:40:44,234 --> 00:40:45,373
Why do you think I waited
887
00:40:45,512 --> 00:40:48,100
until you were all here
for your happy day?
888
00:40:48,238 --> 00:40:49,723
I know everything,
Mrs. Caudwell.
889
00:40:50,758 --> 00:40:51,725
Your ring, sir.
890
00:41:02,598 --> 00:41:03,840
Easy.
No!
891
00:41:10,226 --> 00:41:11,296
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Ocular scan complete.
892
00:41:12,193 --> 00:41:14,506
Mark Caudwell verified.
893
00:41:14,644 --> 00:41:16,370
Insert key number one.
894
00:41:16,508 --> 00:41:19,166
Now the passcode.
Wedding date.
895
00:41:19,304 --> 00:41:21,271
The county clerk's
office records say
896
00:41:21,409 --> 00:41:23,308
March 11th, 1977.
897
00:41:23,446 --> 00:41:24,447
Stop.
898
00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:26,967
Don't enter that date
just yet.
899
00:41:28,175 --> 00:41:29,452
Could be the panic code.
900
00:41:30,764 --> 00:41:32,559
They had a ceremony
in their backyard
901
00:41:32,697 --> 00:41:35,700
two days before the wedding,
more romantic.
902
00:41:35,838 --> 00:41:37,736
Apparently, my father was
the Best Man.
903
00:41:37,874 --> 00:41:40,394
March 9th, 1977.
904
00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:45,157
What are you doing, man?
905
00:41:46,055 --> 00:41:48,402
[KEYPAD BEEPING]
906
00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:51,888
Code accepted.
Nice.
907
00:41:52,026 --> 00:41:53,787
Thirty minutes to next key.
908
00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:56,652
I'll be looking after
your rings
909
00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:58,205
until they're needed. Ladies.
910
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:03,624
DIANE: I don't like this.
[WHIMPERING]
911
00:42:08,595 --> 00:42:12,081
No, I don't have it.
My grandfather's wedding ring,
912
00:42:12,219 --> 00:42:13,772
supposed to be
my wedding ring.
913
00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:15,394
My Best Man's got it.
914
00:42:17,086 --> 00:42:19,675
Until I get what's mine,
ring stays with me.
915
00:42:20,986 --> 00:42:23,368
You son of a bitch, Chris.
916
00:42:23,506 --> 00:42:24,507
You're supposed to be
my best friend,
917
00:42:24,645 --> 00:42:26,923
you do this to me
on my wedding day?
918
00:42:27,061 --> 00:42:29,754
Calm... down.
919
00:42:29,892 --> 00:42:32,066
[SCOFFING]
Jeez! Caudwell family.
920
00:42:32,204 --> 00:42:33,758
Y'all are very tight,
aren't you?
921
00:42:33,896 --> 00:42:35,276
Well, I don't have a family.
[SCOFFS]
922
00:42:35,414 --> 00:42:37,416
Not outside of prison visits,
that is.
923
00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:38,556
You took that away from me
924
00:42:38,694 --> 00:42:40,281
when you testified against
my father.
925
00:42:40,419 --> 00:42:41,973
Because he stole
from people, Chris.
926
00:42:42,111 --> 00:42:44,285
Bullshit.
DIANE: Pensions, Chris.
927
00:42:44,423 --> 00:42:46,460
He made people poor
in their old age,
928
00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:48,324
and we never got to
the bottom of it.
929
00:42:48,462 --> 00:42:50,844
And some people thought
he did worse stuff!
930
00:42:50,982 --> 00:42:54,054
Warlords, terrorism,
trafficking elephants.
931
00:42:54,192 --> 00:42:56,884
And our papa's paid your way
ever since!
932
00:42:57,022 --> 00:42:58,403
Oh, that's right. Oh, shit.
933
00:42:58,541 --> 00:43:00,819
That's right. You know what?
That makes everything okay.
934
00:43:00,957 --> 00:43:02,303
You're right. You're right.
935
00:43:02,441 --> 00:43:05,410
All those years that I spent
just smiling at you fools
936
00:43:05,548 --> 00:43:07,412
for fear that you would
cut me off, I'm sick of it.
937
00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:09,414
I'm gonna kill you, man.
No way.
938
00:43:09,552 --> 00:43:11,002
[GUNSHOT]
[ALL SCREAM]
939
00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:12,831
RYAN: Oh!
Give me that!
940
00:43:12,969 --> 00:43:14,419
BOTH: Oh!
[MUFFLED SCREAMING]
941
00:43:15,144 --> 00:43:16,248
LYDIA: Whoa.
942
00:43:16,386 --> 00:43:17,940
Oh, my God, Ryan.
943
00:43:18,078 --> 00:43:19,804
Damn it. Okay, okay.
Just get it.
944
00:43:19,942 --> 00:43:21,150
[GROANING]
945
00:43:21,288 --> 00:43:24,084
Are you hit anywhere else?
No. I'm all right.
946
00:43:24,222 --> 00:43:25,672
MARK: Pressure,
pressure, pressure.
947
00:43:25,810 --> 00:43:27,363
Christopher.
Yeah?
948
00:43:27,501 --> 00:43:30,193
We need them alive
for the ocular scans.
949
00:43:30,331 --> 00:43:34,094
Corpse's eyes never work.
Believe me, I've tried it.
950
00:43:34,232 --> 00:43:37,476
I'd like to apologize
on behalf of my organization.
951
00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:39,824
This man is
an independent contractor.
952
00:43:39,962 --> 00:43:42,827
He is not a member
of my highly trained staff.
953
00:43:42,965 --> 00:43:44,552
He's not?
KURT: No.
954
00:43:47,279 --> 00:43:48,556
[CHUCKLES]
955
00:44:00,603 --> 00:44:01,639
Thank God.
956
00:44:05,021 --> 00:44:06,644
Oh, they're good.
[DOOR OPENS]
957
00:44:08,024 --> 00:44:09,577
MAN: Hey!
Whoa.
958
00:44:09,716 --> 00:44:11,579
You are not supposed to be
in here.
959
00:44:11,718 --> 00:44:13,720
Oh, no. My hair looks
such a mess.
960
00:44:13,858 --> 00:44:15,238
Betsy will not like this.
961
00:44:15,376 --> 00:44:16,343
I just...
Ma'am.
962
00:44:16,481 --> 00:44:18,345
I just will fix my hair!
963
00:44:18,483 --> 00:44:20,658
[SCREAMING]
964
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:22,521
What was that?
965
00:44:23,730 --> 00:44:24,834
Warning shot
from one of your dudes?
966
00:44:24,972 --> 00:44:26,594
KURT: Perhaps.
967
00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:28,976
Find out who fired and why.
I'm on it.
968
00:44:29,114 --> 00:44:31,565
[BOTH GRUNTING]
969
00:44:42,921 --> 00:44:44,923
[YELLING]
970
00:44:45,855 --> 00:44:46,891
[SCREAMS]
971
00:44:47,029 --> 00:44:48,582
Oh, no,
your masturbating hand.
972
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:51,447
[GRUNTS]
[YELLS, GRUNTS]
973
00:45:19,268 --> 00:45:20,269
[THUDS]
974
00:45:20,925 --> 00:45:23,272
[GRUNTS, CHOKES]
975
00:45:31,211 --> 00:45:32,902
Thirty-minute delay
between each lock.
976
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,387
We should be finished here
in an hour and a half.
977
00:45:36,734 --> 00:45:37,907
Take them all back.
978
00:45:38,045 --> 00:45:39,840
It'll be good for the others
to see the blood.
979
00:45:40,392 --> 00:45:41,393
Son of a bitch.
980
00:45:42,291 --> 00:45:43,464
RYAN: Whoa. [GROANS]
981
00:45:43,602 --> 00:45:44,776
DIANE: Be careful.
VIRGINIA: I'll pick you up.
982
00:45:52,646 --> 00:45:54,303
MAN: [ON RADIO] Team Leader
One, search basement.
983
00:45:56,132 --> 00:45:57,099
[BEEPING]
984
00:46:03,415 --> 00:46:05,590
Wait.
We're turning, we're turning.
985
00:46:05,728 --> 00:46:07,834
[GASPS] Oh, my God!
Don't be alarmed!
986
00:46:07,972 --> 00:46:08,973
Ryan!
Pull that chair.
987
00:46:09,111 --> 00:46:11,044
Ryan, sit down. Wait. Okay.
988
00:46:12,390 --> 00:46:13,771
I'm okay, it's all right.
[GRUNTS]
989
00:46:13,909 --> 00:46:15,324
Easy, easy.
990
00:46:15,462 --> 00:46:17,636
[ALL CLAMORING]
991
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:19,811
Oh, my God!
Oh, God.
992
00:46:19,949 --> 00:46:22,227
No! Oh, God, we need a doctor!
993
00:46:22,365 --> 00:46:24,712
I know of three that are
in the other room.
994
00:46:24,851 --> 00:46:26,335
BETSY: Wait!
995
00:46:26,473 --> 00:46:28,406
Not a rich person doctor that
does boob jobs and butt lifts.
996
00:46:28,544 --> 00:46:29,787
Like, a real doctor.
FRANK: All right, look,
997
00:46:29,925 --> 00:46:31,581
I had medic training
in the army. Let me just...
998
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,342
Okay.
ZOE: Good.
999
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,481
Okay, just stay put.
1000
00:46:34,619 --> 00:46:35,965
Just breathe.
Yeah.
1001
00:46:36,103 --> 00:46:36,932
BETSY: Are you getting air?
VIRGINIA: I think this is
1002
00:46:37,070 --> 00:46:37,760
what I'm supposed to...
[GROANS]
1003
00:46:37,898 --> 00:46:38,968
Okay.
Be careful, Dad.
1004
00:46:39,106 --> 00:46:40,763
We need something
to tie this off with.
1005
00:46:40,901 --> 00:46:41,902
BETSY: A tie?
I got it.
1006
00:46:42,903 --> 00:46:45,147
LYDIA: Oh, no! Zoe!
1007
00:46:45,285 --> 00:46:48,012
Not exposing my sexy,
sculpted legs
1008
00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:49,427
in front of the Reverand.
1009
00:46:49,565 --> 00:46:50,808
[GROANING]
BETSY: Easy. Easy!
1010
00:46:50,946 --> 00:46:52,430
It's okay, babe, it's okay.
[PANTING]
1011
00:46:52,568 --> 00:46:54,087
Just breathe, Ryan. Breathe.
It was Chris.
1012
00:46:54,225 --> 00:46:55,364
What?
It was Chris. Chris planned
1013
00:46:55,502 --> 00:46:56,503
the whole thing.
"Chris" Chris?
1014
00:46:56,641 --> 00:46:58,056
As in, the Best Man?
[RYAN GROANING]
1015
00:46:58,194 --> 00:47:00,818
Chris! My Best Man, Chris.
[GROANS] Oh, God!
1016
00:47:00,956 --> 00:47:02,958
Whoa! That's not cool.
[RYAN GROANING]
1017
00:47:07,859 --> 00:47:09,136
MAN: Holy shit, man.
1018
00:47:09,274 --> 00:47:10,517
He's dead.
1019
00:47:10,655 --> 00:47:11,794
I would think so.
1020
00:47:11,932 --> 00:47:14,176
There's a spike sticking out
of his chest.
1021
00:47:20,182 --> 00:47:21,528
MAN: [OVER RADIO]
Hey, boss, we got a problem.
1022
00:47:22,563 --> 00:47:23,841
Somebody took out one of ours.
1023
00:47:26,084 --> 00:47:29,225
Whoever it is, find him.
And bring me his heart.
1024
00:47:30,261 --> 00:47:31,227
What?
1025
00:47:33,057 --> 00:47:34,886
I always wanted to say that.
1026
00:47:35,024 --> 00:47:36,681
What an idiot.
I don't like that guy.
1027
00:47:37,406 --> 00:47:38,925
I have an idea.
1028
00:47:39,063 --> 00:47:41,824
I want you to track down
our mystery assailant.
1029
00:47:43,688 --> 00:47:45,172
Show 'em
how it's done, cowboy.
1030
00:47:45,793 --> 00:47:46,760
Yeah?
1031
00:47:47,416 --> 00:47:48,382
You got this.
1032
00:47:51,109 --> 00:47:52,076
What an idiot.
1033
00:47:53,456 --> 00:47:55,148
Mrs. Caudwell.
1034
00:47:55,286 --> 00:47:56,563
It's your turn, ma'am.
1035
00:47:59,221 --> 00:48:01,188
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1036
00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:10,335
Son of a bitch. It is an RPG.
1037
00:48:15,582 --> 00:48:17,066
Jeez! I bloody told her!
1038
00:48:22,796 --> 00:48:24,902
[SNORING]
1039
00:48:25,626 --> 00:48:27,525
[KNOCKS]
1040
00:48:27,663 --> 00:48:31,080
Hi. Hi. The boss sent me to
give you something to drink,
1041
00:48:31,218 --> 00:48:32,806
because he thought
you might be thirsty.
1042
00:48:32,944 --> 00:48:34,912
So, yeah, do you want
to just come get it?
1043
00:48:38,122 --> 00:48:40,262
[SAM YELLS]
[GROANING]
1044
00:48:42,229 --> 00:48:43,403
They're gonna find you.
1045
00:48:43,541 --> 00:48:44,922
They'll find me ready!
1046
00:48:48,270 --> 00:48:49,478
Okay. What have we got?
1047
00:48:50,997 --> 00:48:52,446
Oh, thank God
everyone's alive.
1048
00:48:53,723 --> 00:48:54,828
That much is right.
1049
00:48:56,002 --> 00:48:57,762
They could have
sacrificed Virginia.
1050
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:03,941
So, this is what
this is all about.
1051
00:49:08,635 --> 00:49:10,326
And it opens with rings.
1052
00:49:12,259 --> 00:49:13,226
Classy.
1053
00:49:16,919 --> 00:49:17,955
Chris?
1054
00:49:19,991 --> 00:49:21,130
What are you doing?
1055
00:49:22,269 --> 00:49:23,857
[MUFFLED GRUNTING]
You're one of them.
1056
00:49:27,447 --> 00:49:28,896
You just got a lot less hot.
1057
00:49:36,697 --> 00:49:38,113
That's our missing hostage.
1058
00:49:39,459 --> 00:49:42,186
Something tells me
she's not just a cat lady.
1059
00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:44,119
Son of a bitch. Hmm?
1060
00:49:44,257 --> 00:49:46,845
Oh! Chris! Ah, thank God!
1061
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:49,020
I... I heard shooting
and I just ran.
1062
00:49:49,158 --> 00:49:50,228
What's going on?
1063
00:49:50,366 --> 00:49:53,093
[SIGHS] Some asshole
and his mercenaries.
1064
00:49:53,231 --> 00:49:54,232
Don't worry about
a thing, okay?
1065
00:49:54,370 --> 00:49:56,545
You stick with me.
I can handle 'em.
1066
00:49:56,683 --> 00:49:58,202
But there's just, like,
one of you,
1067
00:49:58,340 --> 00:49:59,927
and how many of them?
1068
00:50:00,066 --> 00:50:02,171
Twenty seven to be exact.
1069
00:50:02,309 --> 00:50:03,345
It's not a big deal.
I've done it before.
1070
00:50:03,483 --> 00:50:04,415
Twenty seven is nothing.
1071
00:50:04,553 --> 00:50:05,588
They're inside,
they're outside.
1072
00:50:05,726 --> 00:50:07,970
They're everywhere.
Oh! That's a gun.
1073
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:09,420
Oh, no!
No, it's okay. It's mine.
1074
00:50:09,558 --> 00:50:11,008
This is mine. I got it all
sighted out and everything.
1075
00:50:11,146 --> 00:50:12,906
I've had this thing for years.
I'm a trained professional.
1076
00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:14,390
It's not... No big deal.
1077
00:50:14,528 --> 00:50:15,771
No, I can protect you.
1078
00:50:15,909 --> 00:50:17,393
Okay? Don't make a sound.
I'm sticking with you.
1079
00:50:17,531 --> 00:50:18,532
Yeah.
1080
00:50:18,670 --> 00:50:20,914
Oh. I love your odor
right now.
1081
00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:24,124
Smells like [SNIFFS] gunpowder
and bravery.
1082
00:50:24,262 --> 00:50:25,988
Yeah, that's right.
1083
00:50:26,126 --> 00:50:28,232
Just stay here and be silent,
okay? No need to be scared.
1084
00:50:28,370 --> 00:50:29,405
I'm gonna go check
around the corner.
1085
00:50:29,543 --> 00:50:31,476
Okay. Thank God you're here.
Yeah.
1086
00:50:31,614 --> 00:50:33,030
Thank God you're here.
Shh.
1087
00:50:33,168 --> 00:50:34,272
[WHISPERING] Sorry, I just...
1088
00:50:39,553 --> 00:50:41,141
I found the rogue guest.
1089
00:50:41,279 --> 00:50:42,867
I'll bring her back
to the rest of the hostages.
1090
00:50:45,318 --> 00:50:48,528
Twenty seven,
that's good intel.
1091
00:50:48,666 --> 00:50:52,049
Well, 27 plus you.
And you only count as a half.
1092
00:50:53,257 --> 00:50:54,672
What are you doing, Chris?
1093
00:50:54,810 --> 00:50:57,606
You're the one causing all
the problems. Are you serious?
1094
00:50:57,744 --> 00:51:00,402
But you, you're a...
1095
00:51:00,540 --> 00:51:03,508
You're a bridesmaid.
Give it to me.
1096
00:51:03,646 --> 00:51:06,201
[SIGHS] Yeah.
Here you go. Fine.
1097
00:51:09,135 --> 00:51:12,724
Mm. Big man with an empty gun.
1098
00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:15,037
What are you gonna
use this for? A Slurpee straw?
1099
00:51:16,038 --> 00:51:18,834
Oh, Kurt. I see.
What an asshole.
1100
00:51:18,972 --> 00:51:20,974
Twenty seven
and the leader's called Kurt.
1101
00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:22,079
You're giving it up
like a whore
1102
00:51:22,217 --> 00:51:23,218
on the side of the highway.
1103
00:51:23,770 --> 00:51:25,427
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1104
00:51:26,324 --> 00:51:27,567
North hallway.
1105
00:51:27,705 --> 00:51:28,671
[YELPS]
1106
00:51:35,954 --> 00:51:37,232
All right, Scary Poppins.
1107
00:51:40,511 --> 00:51:41,615
Oh.
1108
00:51:42,720 --> 00:51:43,652
Shit.
1109
00:51:43,790 --> 00:51:44,791
Oh, shit.
1110
00:51:45,378 --> 00:51:46,413
Uh...
1111
00:51:46,551 --> 00:51:47,621
[GRUNTS, YELPS]
1112
00:51:47,759 --> 00:51:50,003
[GRUNTING]
[YELPING]
1113
00:52:13,164 --> 00:52:16,512
[PANTS] I gotta be honest
with you. This is pretty hot.
1114
00:52:16,650 --> 00:52:18,790
[GROANS]
Hold it right there!
1115
00:52:19,619 --> 00:52:20,620
We have eyes on the target.
1116
00:52:22,139 --> 00:52:23,381
Drop it, lady!
1117
00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:25,487
We will shoot!
Don't shoot!
1118
00:52:26,798 --> 00:52:28,697
[SAM YELLS]
[GUNS FIRING]
1119
00:52:57,139 --> 00:52:58,554
The bridesmaid?
The blonde one?
1120
00:52:58,692 --> 00:52:59,831
Yeah, she's dead.
1121
00:53:03,525 --> 00:53:04,767
She really was something, though.
1122
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,565
[GRUNTS]
[GROANING]
1123
00:53:09,703 --> 00:53:11,843
[GROANING]
1124
00:53:14,156 --> 00:53:15,571
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1125
00:53:23,959 --> 00:53:25,409
[SIGHS] Piece of cake.
1126
00:53:31,553 --> 00:53:32,554
You've hidden it well.
1127
00:53:34,280 --> 00:53:36,282
But I know who's been
playing truant.
1128
00:53:37,731 --> 00:53:43,254
Samantha Doolan, bridesmaid,
cat show logistician.
1129
00:53:43,392 --> 00:53:45,222
But she won't be
a problem anymore.
1130
00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:47,638
Sam.
1131
00:53:47,776 --> 00:53:49,502
Oh...
What...
1132
00:53:51,228 --> 00:53:53,264
Now, if anyone else tries
anything clever,
1133
00:53:53,402 --> 00:53:56,060
many more of you will
no longer be a problem.
1134
00:53:57,337 --> 00:53:58,925
[DISTANT YELLING]
1135
00:54:01,583 --> 00:54:02,929
KURT: That means behave...
1136
00:54:05,828 --> 00:54:07,382
or I'll shoot hostages.
1137
00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:14,078
I've put people in the ground
for the Sinaloa cartel.
1138
00:54:14,216 --> 00:54:16,149
Oh, shit.
1139
00:54:16,287 --> 00:54:19,463
Don't think I won't slay
a few Savannah riffraff.
1140
00:54:19,601 --> 00:54:21,430
[CHIP CRUNCHES]
1141
00:54:27,091 --> 00:54:28,092
Thank you.
1142
00:54:28,610 --> 00:54:29,576
Okay.
1143
00:54:36,652 --> 00:54:38,136
Mm. Mm.
1144
00:54:38,792 --> 00:54:39,759
Oh, my God.
1145
00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,181
[SOFTLY] Guys, guys, guys.
1146
00:54:48,319 --> 00:54:51,357
I just saw Sam.
She was out the window,
1147
00:54:51,495 --> 00:54:52,841
and she was fighting
some of the bad guys,
1148
00:54:52,979 --> 00:54:54,808
and she was winning.
1149
00:54:54,946 --> 00:54:56,465
LYDIA: Wow.
BETSY: What?
1150
00:54:56,603 --> 00:54:58,087
So what, she's like
a ghost now?
1151
00:54:58,225 --> 00:54:59,537
She's a ghost?
Huh?
1152
00:54:59,675 --> 00:55:00,711
LYDIA: So, what, Sam talked
to you? What'd she say?
1153
00:55:00,849 --> 00:55:04,301
"Ooh, it's me. Sam.
1154
00:55:04,439 --> 00:55:06,648
"I've come back as a spirit
1155
00:55:06,786 --> 00:55:11,169
"to apologize to you for being
an asshole in Paris."
1156
00:55:11,308 --> 00:55:12,861
ZOE: All right.
She's something.
1157
00:55:12,999 --> 00:55:14,069
Okay, let's...
Are you kidding me?
1158
00:55:14,207 --> 00:55:15,760
I swear. I know
it sounds crazy,
1159
00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:17,935
but I think Sam is
the only help that's coming.
1160
00:55:18,073 --> 00:55:20,903
She better be coming,
because they're gonna kill us.
1161
00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:23,009
But why would you say that?
The man just said that...
1162
00:55:23,147 --> 00:55:26,461
He said which cartels
he worked for.
1163
00:55:26,599 --> 00:55:28,048
He doesn't care
that we know that,
1164
00:55:28,186 --> 00:55:29,981
which means
he's gonna kill us.
1165
00:55:31,466 --> 00:55:32,708
[GASPING SOFTLY]
1166
00:55:33,537 --> 00:55:34,986
Did you hear that?
Right.
1167
00:55:39,991 --> 00:55:41,924
Sam was running
to the kitchen.
1168
00:55:42,062 --> 00:55:44,341
And if she's in there,
I've got to make contact.
1169
00:55:44,479 --> 00:55:47,274
We have to come up
with some kind of plan.
1170
00:55:47,413 --> 00:55:52,210
That is one of the worst ideas
I've heard in all of my years.
1171
00:55:52,349 --> 00:55:54,420
And I have more years
than most people think,
1172
00:55:54,558 --> 00:55:56,249
because my skin is so good.
1173
00:55:56,387 --> 00:55:57,354
It's happening.
1174
00:55:58,562 --> 00:55:59,632
[HESITATES]
1175
00:56:00,322 --> 00:56:01,737
Betsy. Betsy.
1176
00:56:02,566 --> 00:56:04,844
Here comes the bride.
1177
00:56:04,982 --> 00:56:07,985
Okay, look, it's been
nearly two hours.
1178
00:56:08,123 --> 00:56:10,539
Ryan has lost a lot of blood
1179
00:56:10,677 --> 00:56:12,955
and everybody
is scared and hungry,
1180
00:56:13,093 --> 00:56:14,854
and I think that they're
going to lose their shit.
1181
00:56:14,992 --> 00:56:16,062
And?
1182
00:56:16,580 --> 00:56:17,546
[SIGHS]
1183
00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:20,204
Excuse me.
1184
00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:27,211
Okay, in the kitchen, there is
a five course gourmet meal
1185
00:56:27,349 --> 00:56:29,420
prepped and ready to go.
1186
00:56:30,594 --> 00:56:34,805
And there's also
a lot of wine.
1187
00:56:34,943 --> 00:56:36,013
Is she hitting on him?
1188
00:56:36,151 --> 00:56:37,255
I don't know. I mean,
whatever it takes,
1189
00:56:37,394 --> 00:56:38,291
right, to save
everybody's lives?
1190
00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:40,120
No, not whatever it takes.
What?
1191
00:56:40,742 --> 00:56:42,157
Fine.
1192
00:56:42,295 --> 00:56:43,883
One of my men
will accompany you.
1193
00:56:44,021 --> 00:56:45,505
Oh, come on.
1194
00:56:45,643 --> 00:56:47,852
Everybody that I know and love
is being held hostage by you.
1195
00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:49,820
What can I even try to do?
1196
00:56:49,958 --> 00:56:51,477
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
1197
00:56:53,064 --> 00:56:54,687
Two of my men
will accompany you.
1198
00:56:58,276 --> 00:57:00,313
MAN: Let's go.
Fine.
1199
00:57:09,978 --> 00:57:12,429
Meghan Markle? You're next.
1200
00:57:12,567 --> 00:57:14,292
Yeah, that's you.
You're Meghan.
1201
00:57:15,777 --> 00:57:17,813
It's okay.
You got this, Ginny.
1202
00:57:20,091 --> 00:57:23,336
Girl, I just want to
admit something to you because
1203
00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:24,613
I know you always see me as
1204
00:57:24,751 --> 00:57:26,719
a very positive
and uplifting person.
1205
00:57:26,857 --> 00:57:29,998
However, in this situation,
I got to be real with you.
1206
00:57:30,136 --> 00:57:32,138
I'm not feeling it.
I'm not feeling it.
1207
00:57:32,276 --> 00:57:34,105
It's very much so
giving Pompeii vibes.
1208
00:57:34,243 --> 00:57:36,453
You know what I'm saying?
Pompeii?
1209
00:57:36,591 --> 00:57:38,006
Everybody's like...
[MIMICS SCREAMING]
1210
00:57:38,144 --> 00:57:39,628
And the sad part is,
it feels like
1211
00:57:39,766 --> 00:57:42,010
no matter how hot we are,
we could still
1212
00:57:42,148 --> 00:57:44,357
die in this bitch.
Lydia.
1213
00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:47,015
[LOUDLY] There's enough food
in here to feed an army.
1214
00:57:48,534 --> 00:57:50,190
Right? [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
1215
00:57:53,021 --> 00:57:54,919
Help me with these appetizers,
would you?
1216
00:57:55,057 --> 00:57:56,024
MAN 1: Hit the lights.
1217
00:57:58,578 --> 00:58:00,131
[SCREAMS]
1218
00:58:00,269 --> 00:58:01,650
MAN 1: Let's go!
MAN 2: Sam is alive!
1219
00:58:02,927 --> 00:58:05,482
[IT'S RAINING MENPLAYING]
1220
00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:06,690
[YELLS]
1221
00:58:06,828 --> 00:58:07,863
[GROANS]
1222
00:58:16,665 --> 00:58:19,012
[GROANS, GRUNTS]
1223
00:58:21,670 --> 00:58:23,189
[GRUNTS, YELLS]
1224
00:58:23,327 --> 00:58:26,054
[SAM GRUNTING]
1225
00:58:35,201 --> 00:58:36,167
Oh, God!
Come on, Bets.
1226
00:58:38,549 --> 00:58:40,413
[BETSY YELPING]
1227
00:58:49,318 --> 00:58:50,457
[GASPS]
1228
00:58:54,427 --> 00:58:56,084
[BOTH SCREAM]
1229
00:58:57,395 --> 00:58:58,638
[GASPS] Whoa...
1230
00:59:02,780 --> 00:59:06,370
BETSY: Okay. Okay,
so I wasn't imagining it.
1231
00:59:06,508 --> 00:59:07,785
But what the hell, Sam?
1232
00:59:07,923 --> 00:59:09,718
How can you do all that?
1233
00:59:09,856 --> 00:59:11,478
He's called his mates.
We have to go.
1234
00:59:11,617 --> 00:59:16,138
Oh, okay. Well, you and I,
we have a lot to unpack here.
1235
00:59:16,276 --> 00:59:17,450
I mean, you just blew up
a kitchen
1236
00:59:17,588 --> 00:59:18,831
without even blinking an eye.
1237
00:59:18,969 --> 00:59:20,487
Do you blow things up
all the time?
1238
00:59:23,594 --> 00:59:24,871
I guess that's my reputation.
1239
00:59:25,009 --> 00:59:25,976
Wha...
1240
00:59:29,945 --> 00:59:30,912
[GASPS]
1241
00:59:34,053 --> 00:59:35,710
[HISSING]
1242
00:59:38,505 --> 00:59:39,886
[GASPS]
1243
00:59:40,024 --> 00:59:40,956
[SAM GRUNTS]
[GASPS]
1244
00:59:42,233 --> 00:59:43,718
[LAUGHS, GASPS]
1245
00:59:43,856 --> 00:59:45,616
Who are you?
Come on.
1246
00:59:47,998 --> 00:59:50,759
A screwdriver? I mean, that's
nasty. Who thinks of that?
1247
00:59:56,109 --> 00:59:57,076
MAN: Stop!
1248
01:00:02,564 --> 01:00:04,048
[YELLS]
[GROANS]
1249
01:00:05,740 --> 01:00:08,259
Hey. Is Sam even
your real name?
1250
01:00:08,397 --> 01:00:09,433
It's short for Samantha.
1251
01:00:09,571 --> 01:00:11,504
[YELLING]
1252
01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:14,472
[GRUNTING]
1253
01:00:18,684 --> 01:00:21,169
[GROANS]
[GRUNTS]
1254
01:00:23,481 --> 01:00:25,380
Do you even feel pain?
1255
01:00:25,518 --> 01:00:28,176
I'm human, aren't I?
I don't know. Are you?
1256
01:00:35,839 --> 01:00:36,805
Oh, God.
1257
01:00:38,358 --> 01:00:40,567
It's almost time
for the next lock.
1258
01:00:40,706 --> 01:00:43,191
Bring me the lame one.
MAN: Yes, sir.
1259
01:00:43,329 --> 01:00:45,124
Are you sure
he said Sinaloa cartel?
1260
01:00:45,262 --> 01:00:46,470
BETSY: Yes, I'm certain.
1261
01:00:46,608 --> 01:00:49,059
And my dad says that
they don't leave witnesses.
1262
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:51,337
They don't.
1263
01:00:51,475 --> 01:00:53,719
Come here, let me clean
those really crappy stitches.
1264
01:00:56,066 --> 01:00:57,377
Okay. The group that funds
that cartel
1265
01:00:57,515 --> 01:00:59,414
is called Europa Dawn.
1266
01:00:59,552 --> 01:01:01,450
And they do things
that I don't even want to say
1267
01:01:01,588 --> 01:01:03,211
because it will make you
crap your wedding dress.
1268
01:01:03,349 --> 01:01:04,350
Thanks. I really don't want
to do that.
1269
01:01:04,488 --> 01:01:05,523
I paid a lot of money
for this.
1270
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:07,042
Well, yeah, and you look
really hot in it.
1271
01:01:07,180 --> 01:01:08,492
Oh, thanks.
1272
01:01:08,630 --> 01:01:10,805
Meanwhile, I look like
a dancing girl emoji.
1273
01:01:10,943 --> 01:01:13,842
What? I love that emoji.
I use it all the time.
1274
01:01:13,980 --> 01:01:15,844
This can't just be
about the gold.
1275
01:01:15,982 --> 01:01:16,983
Yes.
1276
01:01:17,121 --> 01:01:18,951
Do you remember Chris?
The Best Man?
1277
01:01:19,089 --> 01:01:20,884
The slimy, dripping dog turd?
1278
01:01:21,022 --> 01:01:22,402
Yes, him.
1279
01:01:22,540 --> 01:01:24,404
He seems to think that there
might be something in there
1280
01:01:24,542 --> 01:01:27,166
that could help prove
that his dad is innocent.
1281
01:01:29,409 --> 01:01:30,479
Oh.
1282
01:01:30,617 --> 01:01:32,550
If there's a record
in that vault
1283
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:34,621
that shows Europa Dawn's
activities,
1284
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,865
then they're gonna stop
at nothing to get it.
1285
01:01:37,003 --> 01:01:38,073
What?
1286
01:01:38,211 --> 01:01:39,730
Oh, God,
I bet it's almost time
1287
01:01:39,868 --> 01:01:41,490
for them to open
the last lock.
1288
01:01:44,424 --> 01:01:45,943
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Ocular scan complete.
1289
01:01:46,081 --> 01:01:47,531
Ryan's ring, if you please.
1290
01:01:47,669 --> 01:01:50,707
Insert key four
for full vault access.
1291
01:01:50,845 --> 01:01:53,468
Shit! No way.
What?
1292
01:01:53,606 --> 01:01:55,539
They're not gonna
open anything without this.
1293
01:01:57,127 --> 01:01:58,611
That's right.
1294
01:01:58,749 --> 01:02:01,234
Never underestimate a blonde,
or your last words will be...
1295
01:02:02,235 --> 01:02:04,893
[MIMICS CHOKING]
1296
01:02:05,031 --> 01:02:07,171
She must have taken it from me
in the hallway.
1297
01:02:09,208 --> 01:02:11,210
That crafty blonde minx.
1298
01:02:11,348 --> 01:02:12,280
You lost the ring?
1299
01:02:13,350 --> 01:02:14,731
You lost the ring
to the cat lady?
1300
01:02:14,869 --> 01:02:16,146
This is your fault.
1301
01:02:16,284 --> 01:02:17,941
You should have taken it
from me in the first place.
1302
01:02:18,079 --> 01:02:20,909
Truth hurts, man.
It's your fault... [YELPS]
1303
01:02:21,047 --> 01:02:22,152
One more word from you,
1304
01:02:22,290 --> 01:02:24,810
and I'll gut you
like a flapping mackerel.
1305
01:02:24,948 --> 01:02:27,088
You better hope
that bridesmaid has my ring.
1306
01:02:31,644 --> 01:02:32,645
[EXHALES]
1307
01:02:33,784 --> 01:02:34,889
Miss Doolan.
1308
01:02:35,924 --> 01:02:37,098
[OVER RADIO] Sam Doolan.
1309
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,274
I'm guessing
you've acquired a radio.
1310
01:02:41,412 --> 01:02:44,001
You are
a very impressive lady.
1311
01:02:44,139 --> 01:02:46,417
Ideally, I'd interview you
for a job,
1312
01:02:46,555 --> 01:02:48,972
but, uh, it's a busy day.
1313
01:02:49,110 --> 01:02:51,319
And I don't have time to
ask you where you see yourself
1314
01:02:51,457 --> 01:02:52,699
in the next five years,
1315
01:02:52,838 --> 01:02:54,840
so I'm just gonna kill you.
1316
01:02:55,910 --> 01:02:57,774
[GASPS] Do not respond.
1317
01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:01,329
Kiss my freshly waxed arse.
1318
01:03:07,266 --> 01:03:08,819
It hurt a little bit
around my ring piece,
1319
01:03:08,957 --> 01:03:11,477
but I actually love
the way it feels.
1320
01:03:11,615 --> 01:03:13,272
Betsy, I need you to stay here
in this safe space.
1321
01:03:13,410 --> 01:03:14,342
This is a solo mission.
1322
01:03:15,412 --> 01:03:16,654
Okay?
No, Sam, stop!
1323
01:03:17,932 --> 01:03:18,898
Betsy.
1324
01:03:20,417 --> 01:03:21,625
I work better alone.
1325
01:03:22,591 --> 01:03:23,696
No, not all the time.
I do!
1326
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,044
No! I am your team.
1327
01:03:27,182 --> 01:03:28,735
My friends are your team.
1328
01:03:28,874 --> 01:03:29,978
You're part of the squad.
1329
01:03:30,116 --> 01:03:32,394
You just...
you don't know it yet.
1330
01:03:32,532 --> 01:03:34,603
And I'll be damned if I'm
gonna sit here in some spa,
1331
01:03:34,741 --> 01:03:37,883
while everybody I know and
love out there is in danger.
1332
01:03:39,194 --> 01:03:42,853
You and I, we're gonna
save everybody together.
1333
01:03:42,991 --> 01:03:43,992
And then
I'm gonna go out there
1334
01:03:44,130 --> 01:03:46,408
and I'm gonna marry
Ryan's ass.
1335
01:03:46,546 --> 01:03:48,997
I'm gonna marry his ass
so hard!
1336
01:03:49,135 --> 01:03:50,965
His ass is gonna be my ass!
1337
01:03:51,103 --> 01:03:52,345
Ryan! Yeah!
Yeah! Whoo!
1338
01:03:52,483 --> 01:03:53,588
Whoo!
1339
01:03:53,726 --> 01:03:55,590
Oh, my God, that feels good.
Okay. Right.
1340
01:03:55,728 --> 01:03:56,660
Yeah.
Okay. We need to plan then.
1341
01:03:56,798 --> 01:03:57,868
Go to the hostages.
Okay.
1342
01:03:58,006 --> 01:03:59,352
I'm gonna do something to draw
1343
01:03:59,490 --> 01:04:00,422
all the guards away.
Okay.
1344
01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:01,734
It's gonna buy you
a bit of time.
1345
01:04:01,872 --> 01:04:03,909
When I'm doing that,
you take all of the guests
1346
01:04:04,047 --> 01:04:05,738
and you move them
as far away as possible.
1347
01:04:05,876 --> 01:04:06,981
Yes.
1348
01:04:07,119 --> 01:04:08,430
And then, do you know
who to give this to?
1349
01:04:08,568 --> 01:04:09,569
Uh... Who do I give it to?
1350
01:04:09,707 --> 01:04:10,708
Your father.
Yeah, my dad!
1351
01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:12,193
He's a bad arse. Okay.
Yeah. Okay.
1352
01:04:12,641 --> 01:04:14,781
Wait!
1353
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:16,369
How are you going to distract
the guards?
1354
01:04:17,025 --> 01:04:17,957
Make trouble.
1355
01:04:19,648 --> 01:04:20,649
It's what I do best.
1356
01:04:23,411 --> 01:04:24,377
There she is.
1357
01:04:25,102 --> 01:04:26,069
Let's crush this.
1358
01:04:32,523 --> 01:04:33,731
[DOOR OPENS]
1359
01:04:34,249 --> 01:04:35,457
[DOOR CLOSES]
1360
01:04:36,182 --> 01:04:37,252
I saw Sam.
1361
01:04:39,013 --> 01:04:41,118
She was in the kitchen,
1362
01:04:41,256 --> 01:04:42,568
and one of your men
started shooting,
1363
01:04:42,706 --> 01:04:45,433
and the next thing,
everything exploded.
1364
01:04:45,571 --> 01:04:48,229
I have trouble believing you
didn't know her capabilities.
1365
01:04:48,367 --> 01:04:51,232
No, she's not who
I thought she was.
1366
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:53,613
She's lethal.
1367
01:04:54,580 --> 01:04:56,582
She is a machine.
1368
01:04:57,963 --> 01:04:58,964
She said...
1369
01:05:01,138 --> 01:05:03,969
[IN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
"I am vengeance."
1370
01:05:08,594 --> 01:05:09,940
[WINCES]
1371
01:05:10,078 --> 01:05:12,218
You, join the search,
1372
01:05:12,356 --> 01:05:14,289
find Sam Doolan.
Yes, sir.
1373
01:05:17,361 --> 01:05:20,468
And you guys, take these two
back to their loving family.
1374
01:05:23,540 --> 01:05:24,644
Okay.
1375
01:05:24,782 --> 01:05:26,163
[RYAN GROANS]
1376
01:05:26,301 --> 01:05:28,165
BETSY: Honey. Oh, God!
RYAN: Oh, God!
1377
01:05:28,303 --> 01:05:29,891
I love you. I love you.
Come on.
1378
01:05:30,029 --> 01:05:31,099
You're so beautiful.
You're so amazing.
1379
01:05:31,237 --> 01:05:32,169
I thought you were dead.
1380
01:05:32,307 --> 01:05:33,274
BETSY: Are you okay?
1381
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:36,001
[SIGHS]
1382
01:05:36,139 --> 01:05:37,864
BETSY: Okay.
ZOE: Oh, my God.
1383
01:05:38,003 --> 01:05:40,039
Oh, my God.
Let me go!
1384
01:05:40,177 --> 01:05:42,283
Be gentle with him.
He's limping.
1385
01:05:42,904 --> 01:05:43,905
Back off.
1386
01:05:45,631 --> 01:05:48,013
Are you just insane?
Yeah, yeah, I'm all right.
1387
01:05:48,151 --> 01:05:49,152
Mm!
1388
01:05:49,290 --> 01:05:51,913
VIRGINIA: God!
Guys, guys, guys. Shh.
1389
01:05:52,051 --> 01:05:53,328
Okay, it's all true.
1390
01:05:54,433 --> 01:05:57,298
Sam, she's a total badass
secret agent.
1391
01:05:57,436 --> 01:05:58,713
No way.
She's alive?
1392
01:05:58,851 --> 01:06:00,646
Why am I not surprised?
Yes.
1393
01:06:00,784 --> 01:06:02,372
She can literally
pick up anything
1394
01:06:02,510 --> 01:06:03,856
and use it as a weapon.
1395
01:06:03,994 --> 01:06:05,202
That's so cool.
1396
01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:07,032
Yeah. Yes.
Then she can save us.
1397
01:06:07,170 --> 01:06:09,551
I hope so.
Yes, she can.
1398
01:06:09,689 --> 01:06:11,070
But she needs our help.
1399
01:06:11,208 --> 01:06:12,658
Okay. All right, all right,
all right.
1400
01:06:12,796 --> 01:06:14,177
So what's the plan?
1401
01:06:14,315 --> 01:06:16,317
Well, when Sam
gives the signal,
1402
01:06:16,455 --> 01:06:17,490
that's when we'll know.
1403
01:06:17,628 --> 01:06:18,767
What is the signal?
What's the signal?
1404
01:06:18,905 --> 01:06:19,976
No?
1405
01:06:20,114 --> 01:06:21,529
She's never
really been subtle, so...
1406
01:06:21,667 --> 01:06:23,980
Okay, if Sam is going to be...
1407
01:06:24,118 --> 01:06:26,672
is fighting them, then we need
a way out that is not
1408
01:06:26,810 --> 01:06:28,812
through a hail of bullets.
Yes. Yes.
1409
01:06:28,950 --> 01:06:29,916
Right. Okay.
1410
01:06:31,194 --> 01:06:32,574
But...
What do we do?
1411
01:06:33,990 --> 01:06:37,062
We might just have...
We might just have...
1412
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:38,925
...a network
of secret passages.
1413
01:06:39,064 --> 01:06:40,444
RYAN: ...a network
of secret passages.
1414
01:06:40,582 --> 01:06:41,894
And we...
And we...
1415
01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:43,206
What the fuck are they doing?
1416
01:06:43,344 --> 01:06:45,070
Always used it
for Grandpapa's...
1417
01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:46,416
For Grandpapa's...
...railroad...
1418
01:06:46,554 --> 01:06:47,762
For his old railroad.
1419
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:49,522
See, sometimes white people
with money...
1420
01:06:49,660 --> 01:06:51,317
Drugs.
...they do weird shit.
1421
01:06:51,455 --> 01:06:52,836
...before the bridge
1422
01:06:52,974 --> 01:06:55,080
washed away!
...bridge washed away!
1423
01:06:55,218 --> 01:06:56,426
Yeah!
Yes!
1424
01:06:56,564 --> 01:06:58,186
You trapped me down there.
I did.
1425
01:06:58,324 --> 01:07:00,188
When we were kids.
Multiple times.
1426
01:07:00,326 --> 01:07:01,431
I was down there.
VIRGINIA: He was so annoying.
1427
01:07:01,569 --> 01:07:02,570
Yeah, I was scared.
1428
01:07:04,158 --> 01:07:06,746
Okay, we need a distraction.
Yeah.
1429
01:07:06,884 --> 01:07:09,439
So what are our skills?
Oh, so, look, I'm really good
1430
01:07:09,577 --> 01:07:10,957
at faking labor.
BETSY: Okay.
1431
01:07:11,096 --> 01:07:13,201
I've done it, like, twice
just to bring Dave.
1432
01:07:13,339 --> 01:07:14,547
He shit his pants
the first time.
1433
01:07:14,685 --> 01:07:16,377
[LAUGHS] Nice.
1434
01:07:16,515 --> 01:07:18,034
Yeah. I don't know what else
I can offer you guys,
1435
01:07:18,172 --> 01:07:19,518
besides the fact that
I'm a solid 9.5.
1436
01:07:19,656 --> 01:07:21,451
So do with that what you will.
1437
01:07:21,589 --> 01:07:22,866
Agreed.
I think you're 10.
1438
01:07:23,004 --> 01:07:24,350
But, you know,
I appreciate your modesty.
1439
01:07:24,488 --> 01:07:26,283
That's why you're my bestie.
1440
01:07:26,421 --> 01:07:27,871
MAN 1: Men,
watch on your left.
1441
01:07:28,699 --> 01:07:29,666
MAN 2: Eyes open.
1442
01:07:36,224 --> 01:07:37,191
Keep moving.
1443
01:07:54,484 --> 01:07:55,450
[THUDS]
1444
01:08:02,871 --> 01:08:04,252
[CRACKLING]
[SCREAMING]
1445
01:08:07,255 --> 01:08:09,499
She hit the power main.
1446
01:08:09,637 --> 01:08:11,466
You take the north side,
we'll take the south side.
1447
01:08:11,604 --> 01:08:13,675
North side, let's go.
Everybody, spread out.
1448
01:08:18,715 --> 01:08:20,061
Right, okay, so...
1449
01:08:21,476 --> 01:08:24,169
Yes, pliers.
What do we have here?
1450
01:08:24,307 --> 01:08:25,963
Oh. Trigger switch.
1451
01:08:30,451 --> 01:08:31,935
Hey. Right there.
1452
01:08:38,769 --> 01:08:40,771
Huh?
Wait!
1453
01:08:45,638 --> 01:08:48,020
LYDIA: What could that be?
BETSY: That's got to be Sam.
1454
01:08:48,158 --> 01:08:49,194
Okay, here we go.
1455
01:08:52,542 --> 01:08:54,371
It's time we start killing
some people.
1456
01:08:55,614 --> 01:08:57,788
Beginning with
Betsy O'Connell!
1457
01:08:58,824 --> 01:09:01,378
Kill her and you'll never
get this!
1458
01:09:03,829 --> 01:09:05,831
Get her! She's got the ring!
1459
01:09:05,969 --> 01:09:08,005
MAN: Let's go!
KURT: Go! Go! Go! Go!
1460
01:09:08,144 --> 01:09:09,800
LYDIA: [CLEARS THROAT]
Excuse me, sir.
1461
01:09:12,182 --> 01:09:14,150
I'm just gonna come out
with this.
1462
01:09:14,288 --> 01:09:16,497
The moment you walked through
that door,
1463
01:09:17,291 --> 01:09:19,569
oh, I know you felt it.
1464
01:09:19,707 --> 01:09:21,571
The connection
between me and you?
1465
01:09:21,709 --> 01:09:23,124
Something serious.
1466
01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:25,609
[GROANING]
1467
01:09:27,301 --> 01:09:29,475
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't look over there.
1468
01:09:29,613 --> 01:09:30,994
Keep your eyes right here.
1469
01:09:31,132 --> 01:09:32,340
DAVE: Baby's coming!
BETSY: Baby!
1470
01:09:32,478 --> 01:09:34,860
Baby's coming!
DAVE: Okay!
1471
01:09:34,998 --> 01:09:36,551
This wasn't something
that I wanted for me,
1472
01:09:36,689 --> 01:09:37,966
but we are here,
1473
01:09:38,104 --> 01:09:40,072
and it is what it is.
So what we gonna do about it?
1474
01:09:40,210 --> 01:09:41,177
RYAN: It's the baby!
1475
01:09:41,315 --> 01:09:44,076
[GRUNTS]
Move away from him!
1476
01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:47,113
Get up now or I'll shoot.
1477
01:09:47,252 --> 01:09:50,013
ZOE: Do you see Dave right
now? He abandoned us.
1478
01:09:50,151 --> 01:09:52,188
[DISTORTED SCREAMING]
1479
01:09:56,606 --> 01:09:57,607
Drop it, son.
1480
01:09:58,573 --> 01:09:59,885
[GRUNTS]
[ALL EXCLAIM]
1481
01:10:01,093 --> 01:10:02,543
I can never like you.
1482
01:10:02,681 --> 01:10:05,373
What's up now, bro?
Eh, don't play with us.
1483
01:10:06,857 --> 01:10:08,721
Better.
Yeah?
1484
01:10:08,859 --> 01:10:10,861
Better.
We can stay married?
1485
01:10:10,999 --> 01:10:12,449
Better.
Better. Okay, cool.
1486
01:10:12,587 --> 01:10:14,555
[GRUNTING]
1487
01:10:18,800 --> 01:10:21,838
Ooh! A flask.
1488
01:10:21,976 --> 01:10:24,185
Don't mind if I do.
1489
01:10:24,323 --> 01:10:26,083
Now, we're having a wedding.
1490
01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,223
Here we go.
1491
01:10:27,361 --> 01:10:29,535
[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
1492
01:10:37,094 --> 01:10:38,958
We're getting out of here.
Follow me. Let's go. Go!
1493
01:10:39,096 --> 01:10:40,236
Let's go, come on!
1494
01:11:01,947 --> 01:11:03,776
VIRGINIA: Okay, here.
Just a little forward.
1495
01:11:17,963 --> 01:11:19,275
[YELLS]
1496
01:11:20,379 --> 01:11:23,624
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1497
01:11:45,853 --> 01:11:47,613
[YELLS]
[GROANS]
1498
01:11:55,794 --> 01:11:57,416
Hold up.
1499
01:11:57,554 --> 01:11:59,315
She's using the
chocolate fountain as cover.
1500
01:12:00,833 --> 01:12:02,007
Move out.
1501
01:12:02,145 --> 01:12:04,320
She's using the
chocolate fountain as cover.
1502
01:12:05,286 --> 01:12:06,252
Move out.
1503
01:12:11,327 --> 01:12:12,535
[WINCES]
1504
01:12:15,434 --> 01:12:18,023
Okay. Now, I stick it to you.
1505
01:12:19,162 --> 01:12:20,646
[YELLS]
1506
01:12:24,788 --> 01:12:26,134
Get her zip-tied, Jimmy.
1507
01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:29,793
Finally, back to business.
1508
01:12:29,931 --> 01:12:30,898
Let's move.
1509
01:12:32,900 --> 01:12:36,075
We're almost to the far side
of the island.
1510
01:12:36,213 --> 01:12:38,733
It's about a half a mile.
Half a mile.
1511
01:12:53,541 --> 01:12:54,922
Who are you, really?
1512
01:12:55,716 --> 01:12:56,751
CIA?
1513
01:12:57,614 --> 01:12:58,788
Interpol?
1514
01:13:00,341 --> 01:13:02,308
With the MI6?
1515
01:13:02,447 --> 01:13:06,416
I mean, what are you and where
the hell did you come from?
1516
01:13:08,556 --> 01:13:10,144
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Key four accepted.
1517
01:13:13,561 --> 01:13:15,080
Countdown initiated.
1518
01:13:15,218 --> 01:13:16,599
'Cause the strange thing is,
1519
01:13:17,910 --> 01:13:20,982
they always come
with overwhelming force.
1520
01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:25,297
But, you, that's not
your style, is it, Sam?
1521
01:13:25,435 --> 01:13:28,404
No. I think you like
doing it all yourself.
1522
01:13:28,542 --> 01:13:30,302
You get off on it, don't you?
1523
01:13:31,786 --> 01:13:34,306
Well, that road's coming
to an end now, sweetie.
1524
01:13:34,444 --> 01:13:36,066
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Vault is now opening.
1525
01:13:51,703 --> 01:13:54,499
I bet you're sitting here
and thinking, "Man,
1526
01:13:54,637 --> 01:13:57,709
"all that time,
and I'm about to die.
1527
01:13:57,847 --> 01:14:00,297
"Sure did wish I sinned more."
1528
01:14:00,436 --> 01:14:01,851
Girl, how are you
so damn sexy,
1529
01:14:01,989 --> 01:14:04,301
and know me so damn well?
[LAUGHS]
1530
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,545
You're in a lot of pain, son.
1531
01:14:06,683 --> 01:14:08,513
But I admire the way
you handle it.
1532
01:14:09,168 --> 01:14:10,342
Thanks, Frank.
1533
01:14:11,757 --> 01:14:14,035
Hey, Betsy, your dad just said
he admires me.
1534
01:14:14,173 --> 01:14:15,485
Don't push it.
BETSY: Great, babe!
1535
01:14:15,623 --> 01:14:16,935
Hey, you said it.
1536
01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:18,557
No backsies.
1537
01:14:20,939 --> 01:14:23,424
[WHIRRING]
1538
01:14:42,754 --> 01:14:44,583
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1539
01:14:55,594 --> 01:14:57,423
All right, we made it.
Watch your step!
1540
01:14:58,183 --> 01:14:59,978
[PANTING]
1541
01:15:00,910 --> 01:15:02,567
Everybody, head to the beach.
1542
01:15:02,705 --> 01:15:04,672
It's that way. It's a beach.
1543
01:15:04,810 --> 01:15:06,432
So, where... where
there's no more land.
1544
01:15:06,571 --> 01:15:09,263
Wait, something's wrong.
I just feel it.
1545
01:15:09,401 --> 01:15:11,507
No, I am sure that Sam
1546
01:15:11,645 --> 01:15:13,854
is back there
kicking their asses.
1547
01:15:13,992 --> 01:15:16,201
No. Do you remember how
I just knew
1548
01:15:16,339 --> 01:15:17,685
she was here
helping us somehow?
1549
01:15:17,823 --> 01:15:20,067
No. That was your dad.
1550
01:15:20,205 --> 01:15:21,827
BETSY: And me.
No, it's fine.
1551
01:15:21,965 --> 01:15:23,242
No, no, no, I felt it
really deep down.
1552
01:15:23,380 --> 01:15:24,554
LYDIA: No, honey.
I did. No, I did.
1553
01:15:24,692 --> 01:15:25,659
I really felt it.
1554
01:15:25,797 --> 01:15:27,384
Okay.
Really deep.
1555
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,732
And I feel right now
that she needs our help.
1556
01:15:29,870 --> 01:15:31,596
[PANTING]
1557
01:15:31,734 --> 01:15:33,011
I'm gonna go back in.
RYAN: What?
1558
01:15:33,149 --> 01:15:34,426
You need me.
1559
01:15:34,564 --> 01:15:36,428
I know all of the passages.
1560
01:15:36,566 --> 01:15:38,395
Okay. Me, too.
Yeah, me, too.
1561
01:15:38,534 --> 01:15:41,398
Me, too.
No, you're way too pregnant.
1562
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:44,954
And you're too bloody,
and you're too drunk.
1563
01:15:45,092 --> 01:15:46,300
Shut your mouth.
1564
01:15:46,438 --> 01:15:47,888
Have you noticed that I get
stronger and better
1565
01:15:48,026 --> 01:15:49,268
when I'm drunk? Let's go.
1566
01:15:49,406 --> 01:15:51,408
She does.
BETSY: That is kind of true.
1567
01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:52,996
Okay. I'm not gonna win, am I?
1568
01:15:53,134 --> 01:15:54,135
Wait. What?
No.
1569
01:15:54,273 --> 01:15:55,585
Let's do it.
1570
01:15:55,723 --> 01:15:57,242
Okay, let's go. Let's all go!
Yes!
1571
01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:59,002
Take care.
Yeah.
1572
01:15:59,140 --> 01:16:00,107
BETSY: Hold on, Dad.
That way.
1573
01:16:00,245 --> 01:16:01,695
Just please be careful.
I love you.
1574
01:16:05,561 --> 01:16:08,564
You've probably guessed that
none of this wealth is for me.
1575
01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:09,668
Really?
1576
01:16:09,806 --> 01:16:11,325
Maybe you should take a bar
1577
01:16:11,463 --> 01:16:13,499
and buy yourself
another gold chain.
1578
01:16:13,638 --> 01:16:14,880
[LAUGHING]
1579
01:16:15,950 --> 01:16:17,193
[CLEARS THROAT]
1580
01:16:17,331 --> 01:16:21,093
It's for your little gang.
Europa Dawn?
1581
01:16:21,231 --> 01:16:22,992
That actually sounds more like
a cruise ship
1582
01:16:23,130 --> 01:16:24,614
where grandpas get STDs.
1583
01:16:24,752 --> 01:16:26,616
[CHUCKLES]
1584
01:16:26,754 --> 01:16:29,067
Today's takings
will buy politicians
1585
01:16:29,205 --> 01:16:30,586
in a dozen countries.
1586
01:16:31,794 --> 01:16:34,486
And yes, they will pardon
Europa Dawn.
1587
01:16:34,624 --> 01:16:36,177
Oh, thank God. Yay.
1588
01:16:36,315 --> 01:16:38,283
KURT: But don't think
I'm greedy, Sam.
1589
01:16:38,421 --> 01:16:40,906
I just want to free
my captured friends.
1590
01:16:41,044 --> 01:16:43,495
I mean, you of anyone should
understand that, surely.
1591
01:16:43,633 --> 01:16:45,635
Yeah. I just don't think
you understand
1592
01:16:45,773 --> 01:16:48,293
the stress headache
a high ponytail gives you.
1593
01:16:50,088 --> 01:16:53,022
As for the politicians
that can't be bought,
1594
01:16:53,160 --> 01:16:56,681
something on this is sure
to give me a little leverage.
1595
01:16:56,819 --> 01:16:59,235
Yeah, that, that right there,
that's the only reason I came.
1596
01:16:59,373 --> 01:17:01,444
That hard drive has
all my dad's dealings on it
1597
01:17:01,582 --> 01:17:02,583
to prove his innocence.
1598
01:17:02,721 --> 01:17:05,621
Christopher, your usefulness
is over.
1599
01:17:05,759 --> 01:17:07,070
If you ever had any.
1600
01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:09,521
I only brought you here
to watch me win.
1601
01:17:09,659 --> 01:17:11,523
And we've done that now.
No.
1602
01:17:12,593 --> 01:17:14,077
[GROANS, COUGHS]
1603
01:17:14,215 --> 01:17:15,907
How does that feel, huh?
1604
01:17:16,045 --> 01:17:18,047
Come on, you want Daddy's
hard drive, Christopher?
1605
01:17:19,773 --> 01:17:20,705
Christopher?
1606
01:17:21,602 --> 01:17:22,879
[GROANS]
HUh?
1607
01:17:23,949 --> 01:17:25,675
[BOTH GRUNTING]
1608
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:31,992
[PANTS]
1609
01:17:40,586 --> 01:17:41,553
Damn it.
1610
01:17:46,040 --> 01:17:47,007
SAM: Come on!
1611
01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:56,533
Jesus!
1612
01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:58,812
KURT: Let's bring you
up to speed, shall we?
1613
01:18:00,986 --> 01:18:03,230
You're trapped in
a whisky still
1614
01:18:03,368 --> 01:18:04,921
where you will die.
1615
01:18:05,059 --> 01:18:07,959
I've planted trackers
on a few guests.
1616
01:18:08,097 --> 01:18:10,306
They're all headed
to the shoreline now.
1617
01:18:10,444 --> 01:18:12,964
We'll swing by
and casually gun down
1618
01:18:13,102 --> 01:18:14,413
every last one of them.
1619
01:18:14,551 --> 01:18:15,725
No witnesses.
Oh, he's pissed.
1620
01:18:15,863 --> 01:18:17,037
KURT: Company policy.
1621
01:18:18,694 --> 01:18:21,386
I want you to get down there
and kill them both.
1622
01:18:21,904 --> 01:18:22,870
Yes, sir.
1623
01:18:28,082 --> 01:18:30,878
Okay. Kurt's gonna blow up
this whole house.
1624
01:18:32,259 --> 01:18:33,950
No. No, no, no.
1625
01:18:34,088 --> 01:18:35,538
He just said...
No, no.
1626
01:18:35,676 --> 01:18:39,266
He's gonna have a hard time
doing that without this. Huh?
1627
01:18:48,516 --> 01:18:50,173
[WHIRRING]
1628
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:00,390
Okay, Chris, you need to
cut me loose.
1629
01:19:01,046 --> 01:19:02,427
Uh...
1630
01:19:02,565 --> 01:19:04,705
I don't like it either, but
we're both allies right now.
1631
01:19:05,499 --> 01:19:08,364
Yeah. Okay. Uh, all right.
1632
01:19:08,502 --> 01:19:10,607
Almost.
Just jiggle it.
1633
01:19:10,746 --> 01:19:12,023
You gotta promise
not to hit me.
1634
01:19:12,161 --> 01:19:13,127
I will not hit you.
1635
01:19:13,265 --> 01:19:14,611
Promise?
Yeah.
1636
01:19:15,923 --> 01:19:17,373
Okay. There we go.
1637
01:19:17,511 --> 01:19:19,202
All right, got you.
There you go.
1638
01:19:19,340 --> 01:19:20,859
You all right?
1639
01:19:20,997 --> 01:19:22,447
Oh-ho-ho!
1640
01:19:23,448 --> 01:19:24,414
Oh, that's what I meant.
1641
01:19:24,552 --> 01:19:25,519
BETSY: Sam!
1642
01:19:26,658 --> 01:19:27,763
Sam!
1643
01:19:27,901 --> 01:19:28,867
Sam!
1644
01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:30,938
Sam?
Sam!
1645
01:19:31,076 --> 01:19:32,008
Oh, my God.
1646
01:19:32,146 --> 01:19:33,423
SAM: It's getting so hot.
1647
01:19:35,080 --> 01:19:37,013
She's got to be somewhere
in this house.
1648
01:19:37,151 --> 01:19:38,877
But why does your house
have to be so big?
1649
01:19:39,015 --> 01:19:41,949
It's not our fault we're rich.
We were born that way.
1650
01:19:42,087 --> 01:19:44,503
Okay, wait a minute.
Let me just try something.
1651
01:19:47,886 --> 01:19:49,474
Come on, come on.
[BANGING]
1652
01:19:49,612 --> 01:19:51,303
Sam?
Wait.
1653
01:19:51,441 --> 01:19:53,409
[MUFFLED BANGING]
What is that?
1654
01:19:53,547 --> 01:19:54,859
The pipes.
1655
01:19:54,997 --> 01:19:56,964
[MUFFLED BANGING CONTINUES]
1656
01:19:59,001 --> 01:19:59,967
C...
1657
01:20:00,934 --> 01:20:01,935
A...
1658
01:20:03,108 --> 01:20:04,075
T!
1659
01:20:04,213 --> 01:20:06,042
That's not the pressure.
That's Morse code!
1660
01:20:06,180 --> 01:20:07,699
It's Sam!
1661
01:20:07,837 --> 01:20:08,976
The whiskey stills
are connected
1662
01:20:09,114 --> 01:20:10,702
to the water supply
for when we clean them.
1663
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,359
Let's go!
Okay!
1664
01:20:12,497 --> 01:20:13,567
[BOTH SHRIEK EXCITEDLY]
1665
01:20:13,705 --> 01:20:14,740
[BANGING]
1666
01:20:14,879 --> 01:20:16,363
[MUFFLED SPEAKING]
1667
01:20:16,501 --> 01:20:18,020
Sam? Oh, God!
1668
01:20:18,158 --> 01:20:19,504
Which one is it?
Let's go!
1669
01:20:19,642 --> 01:20:20,988
Okay. No.
1670
01:20:21,126 --> 01:20:22,334
CHRIS: Help!
1671
01:20:22,472 --> 01:20:23,473
Sam!
1672
01:20:25,372 --> 01:20:27,374
She's in here!
I found her! Okay!
1673
01:20:27,512 --> 01:20:28,893
BETSY: Oh, my God,
get her out!
1674
01:20:29,031 --> 01:20:31,723
Oh, my God, it's filling up.
Emergency stop!
1675
01:20:32,517 --> 01:20:33,552
That says system error.
1676
01:20:33,690 --> 01:20:34,795
Yeah, that's what
it should say.
1677
01:20:34,933 --> 01:20:36,970
Be careful.
Is there stuff in there?
1678
01:20:37,108 --> 01:20:39,351
Watch out!
BETSY: God!
1679
01:20:39,489 --> 01:20:41,043
[CHRIS COUGHING]
1680
01:20:43,321 --> 01:20:44,840
BETSY: Oh, my God, Sam!
1681
01:20:48,913 --> 01:20:51,847
Oh, God, are you hurt?
I think the alcohol
1682
01:20:51,985 --> 01:20:53,365
sterilized everything.
BETSY: Oh, God!
1683
01:20:53,503 --> 01:20:54,746
You!
Whoa!
1684
01:20:54,884 --> 01:20:56,265
Hey, he already comes
pre-punched.
1685
01:20:56,403 --> 01:20:57,542
[CHRIS GROANING]
1686
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:59,164
Okay.
Okay.
1687
01:20:59,302 --> 01:21:00,545
We gotta go find Kurt.
Okay.
1688
01:21:00,683 --> 01:21:02,719
BETSY: Yeah. I can't believe
the Morse Code worked!
1689
01:21:02,858 --> 01:21:03,928
SAM: Let's go! This way!
1690
01:21:04,066 --> 01:21:05,067
[CHRIS PANTING]
1691
01:21:06,206 --> 01:21:08,484
Virginia, this stuff is
so delicious.
1692
01:21:08,933 --> 01:21:09,899
Bitch.
1693
01:21:18,287 --> 01:21:20,151
[VIRGINIA GASPS]
[DISTANT WHIRRING]
1694
01:21:20,289 --> 01:21:21,255
The air boats are still there.
1695
01:21:21,393 --> 01:21:22,360
BETSY: Yeah.
1696
01:21:23,292 --> 01:21:24,880
With all our gold?
1697
01:21:25,018 --> 01:21:26,778
What is it with rich people
and gold?
1698
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:28,918
I was thinking,
I'll catch the terrorists.
1699
01:21:29,056 --> 01:21:30,816
Yeah, sure, that too!
1700
01:21:30,955 --> 01:21:33,095
BETSY: Let's go.
No, but you stay here.
1701
01:21:33,233 --> 01:21:35,062
Seriously. Don't follow me.
What?
1702
01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:38,031
[SCOFFS]
I'm not staying here.
1703
01:21:38,169 --> 01:21:40,343
Me, neither.
Okay. I was gonna stay.
1704
01:21:41,655 --> 01:21:42,725
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1705
01:21:46,108 --> 01:21:47,592
I said stay there!
I know.
1706
01:21:47,730 --> 01:21:49,111
I'm doing the exact opposite.
1707
01:21:49,249 --> 01:21:51,216
Help me maneuver this cannon.
Okay.
1708
01:21:51,354 --> 01:21:52,355
All right.
Where?
1709
01:21:52,493 --> 01:21:53,529
Two o'clock.
1710
01:21:53,667 --> 01:21:55,565
[BOTH YELLING]
1711
01:21:55,703 --> 01:21:57,326
BETSY: Wait. Okay.
SAM: Okay. Good. Good, good.
1712
01:21:57,464 --> 01:21:59,086
BETSY: Got it?
SAM: Grab me a charger.
1713
01:21:59,224 --> 01:22:00,329
I think I got it!
1714
01:22:00,467 --> 01:22:01,502
Lydia, I'm gonna need
your tugging skills.
1715
01:22:01,640 --> 01:22:02,779
Favorite thing to do.
1716
01:22:02,918 --> 01:22:04,160
Cannon charger.
1717
01:22:04,298 --> 01:22:05,990
Zoe, cannonball!
1718
01:22:06,128 --> 01:22:07,163
Oh, God!
1719
01:22:08,337 --> 01:22:10,856
Oh, my God, that was amazing.
Okay.
1720
01:22:11,892 --> 01:22:13,031
I'm gonna ram it in.
1721
01:22:13,169 --> 01:22:15,171
LYDIA: Yeah.
You got this, ram it!
1722
01:22:15,309 --> 01:22:17,208
Ram it hard!
Till it's hard!
1723
01:22:17,346 --> 01:22:18,795
Ready? Go!
1724
01:22:18,934 --> 01:22:20,176
Two, three!
1725
01:22:22,247 --> 01:22:24,594
Go, go, go!
[SCREAMS]
1726
01:22:28,771 --> 01:22:30,186
MAN 1: Let's go!
MAN 2: Get out of here!
1727
01:22:30,324 --> 01:22:32,637
MAN 3: Go, go, go!
1728
01:22:32,775 --> 01:22:34,501
We need one more.
We need one more!
1729
01:22:34,639 --> 01:22:35,536
Everybody!
Okay.
1730
01:22:35,674 --> 01:22:36,675
Come on!
1731
01:22:36,813 --> 01:22:38,194
What the hell are we doing?
1732
01:22:38,332 --> 01:22:40,403
We need something bigger.
LYDIA: That's what she said.
1733
01:22:41,301 --> 01:22:42,302
[ALL STRAINING]
1734
01:22:42,440 --> 01:22:43,751
SAM: Turn it around,
turn it around!
1735
01:22:47,238 --> 01:22:49,033
All right, yep, that's good.
That's good.
1736
01:22:49,171 --> 01:22:50,137
Okay.
1737
01:22:54,072 --> 01:22:55,349
KURT: Fire at them!
MAN: Okay!
1738
01:22:57,731 --> 01:22:59,319
Three, two, one.
1739
01:23:04,427 --> 01:23:06,050
Come on. Come on.
Oh, my God.
1740
01:23:06,188 --> 01:23:08,224
[CANNONBALL WHISTLING]
1741
01:23:11,124 --> 01:23:12,159
[CHEERING]
1742
01:23:14,575 --> 01:23:16,922
Take that!
Okay, I'm going in.
1743
01:23:17,613 --> 01:23:19,063
Wait! Sam!
1744
01:23:23,412 --> 01:23:24,413
Oh, my God.
1745
01:23:27,485 --> 01:23:29,107
Betsy!
BETSY: Yo!
1746
01:23:29,245 --> 01:23:30,936
Buy me a drink first.
1747
01:23:31,075 --> 01:23:34,561
Sorry. I didn't know I was
gonna come in that hard.
1748
01:23:34,699 --> 01:23:35,838
Oh, no, I'm good.
1749
01:23:35,976 --> 01:23:37,219
Yeah.
I'm really good.
1750
01:23:37,357 --> 01:23:38,703
Someone has to watch
the estate.
1751
01:23:38,841 --> 01:23:40,222
You want me to help
you walk up the steps?
1752
01:23:40,360 --> 01:23:41,602
Let's sit down.
Again?
1753
01:23:41,740 --> 01:23:43,501
I don't know.
I leapt before I looked.
1754
01:23:43,639 --> 01:23:45,089
I said don't follow me!
1755
01:23:45,227 --> 01:23:48,195
But I love you, and I'll
follow you anywhere, man!
1756
01:23:53,200 --> 01:23:55,099
We're turning up!
We're getting out!
1757
01:23:55,237 --> 01:23:56,514
BETSY: Okay!
Here it comes!
1758
01:23:56,652 --> 01:23:58,067
[BETSY SCREAMS, WHOOPS]
1759
01:23:59,586 --> 01:24:01,070
Right. How does
this thing work?
1760
01:24:01,208 --> 01:24:03,107
What? I thought secret agents
knew how to drive everything.
1761
01:24:03,245 --> 01:24:04,798
Not female secret agents.
1762
01:24:04,936 --> 01:24:06,179
What?
I'm just kidding.
1763
01:24:06,317 --> 01:24:07,525
Oh.
1764
01:24:07,663 --> 01:24:08,595
Here we go!
[SHRIEKS]
1765
01:24:08,733 --> 01:24:10,700
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1766
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,814
It's him!
1767
01:24:20,952 --> 01:24:23,403
Which him?
The handsome narcissist.
1768
01:24:23,541 --> 01:24:24,956
Chris!
Uh...
1769
01:24:25,094 --> 01:24:28,063
Throw something at him.
Okay. What do I throw?
1770
01:24:28,201 --> 01:24:29,857
Oh, God. Can I throw this?
1771
01:24:29,995 --> 01:24:31,894
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, throw it!
Help.
1772
01:24:32,964 --> 01:24:34,069
Throw it! Throw it!
Now what?
1773
01:24:34,207 --> 01:24:36,071
Throw!
[YELPS]
1774
01:24:39,591 --> 01:24:41,731
We hate you
and you're perfect face!
1775
01:24:46,046 --> 01:24:47,703
I'm gonna line up
these machine guns.
1776
01:24:47,841 --> 01:24:49,567
What machine guns?
1777
01:24:49,705 --> 01:24:51,948
SAM: These machine guns.
[GUN FIRING]
1778
01:24:53,778 --> 01:24:54,779
BETSY: Oh, my God!
1779
01:25:01,924 --> 01:25:03,374
Go, girl!
1780
01:25:03,512 --> 01:25:05,514
That will teach you to mess
with my best friend's wedding!
1781
01:25:06,204 --> 01:25:07,516
BETSY: Can I do it?
1782
01:25:07,654 --> 01:25:09,104
Can I press the button?
1783
01:25:09,242 --> 01:25:11,347
Well, it's not like everyone
gets a turn at a machine gun.
1784
01:25:11,485 --> 01:25:13,970
Please! Please! Just once!
All right, go, go, go!
1785
01:25:15,662 --> 01:25:17,284
[YELLING]
1786
01:25:17,422 --> 01:25:19,631
It feels so good
to be a badass!
1787
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:21,254
Whoo!
1788
01:25:23,359 --> 01:25:25,361
No, he's going through
my wedding-themed tents!
1789
01:25:25,499 --> 01:25:26,880
[GASPS] Not the flowers!
1790
01:25:28,537 --> 01:25:29,607
No!
1791
01:25:30,021 --> 01:25:31,678
No!
1792
01:25:31,816 --> 01:25:34,198
Oh!
SAM: Okay, we're gonna jump!
1793
01:25:34,336 --> 01:25:36,096
What?
We got this, Bets. All right?
1794
01:25:36,234 --> 01:25:37,856
You make it sound so easy.
SAM: One...
1795
01:25:37,994 --> 01:25:40,135
Two... Get off!
1796
01:25:41,929 --> 01:25:42,930
BETSY: Oh, my God!
1797
01:25:45,657 --> 01:25:47,797
Just stop, you annoying woman!
1798
01:25:49,247 --> 01:25:51,870
[SCREAMS]
[YELPS]
1799
01:25:52,630 --> 01:25:53,631
[GROANS]
1800
01:25:54,942 --> 01:25:56,358
Nobody does that to my friend.
1801
01:26:01,880 --> 01:26:04,159
That's for screwing Betsy
and Ryan's wedding!
1802
01:26:04,297 --> 01:26:05,953
[LAUGHS]
1803
01:26:07,679 --> 01:26:09,025
[YELLING]
1804
01:26:11,442 --> 01:26:12,374
Kick it!
1805
01:26:19,829 --> 01:26:21,348
CHRIS: Whoa! Shit!
1806
01:26:21,486 --> 01:26:24,282
[YELLS]
[LAUGHS]
1807
01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:26,008
Whoo!
1808
01:26:29,356 --> 01:26:30,323
Hey!
1809
01:26:31,738 --> 01:26:33,602
The hard drive, hand it over.
1810
01:26:34,844 --> 01:26:35,880
Okay, okay.
1811
01:26:42,680 --> 01:26:44,129
Come on.
Betsy.
1812
01:26:44,268 --> 01:26:45,441
Yeah?
Hold me.
1813
01:26:45,579 --> 01:26:47,892
What? Wait. Is this why
you never married?
1814
01:26:49,652 --> 01:26:52,068
SAM: Right on time!
[BETSY YELPS]
1815
01:26:55,244 --> 01:26:56,245
Oh, my God.
1816
01:27:03,528 --> 01:27:04,702
[GROANS]
1817
01:27:04,840 --> 01:27:07,946
[WEDDING MARCH PLAYING
OVER MEGAPHONE]
1818
01:27:09,845 --> 01:27:13,400
Wow! Is that Virginia?
That's so Virginia.
1819
01:27:13,538 --> 01:27:15,402
Mm-hmm.
It's over the top.
1820
01:27:16,576 --> 01:27:18,129
Hey, Sam.
Yeah?
1821
01:27:18,267 --> 01:27:20,442
I think you just saved
my life.
1822
01:27:20,580 --> 01:27:23,168
I think we both saved
both of our lives.
1823
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:27,345
I can't believe that
you're still wearing that.
1824
01:27:27,483 --> 01:27:28,450
Of course.
1825
01:27:30,383 --> 01:27:32,661
[CHRIS YELPS]
[GASPS]
1826
01:27:35,767 --> 01:27:39,426
[MUSIC DISTORTING]
1827
01:27:39,564 --> 01:27:41,635
Virginia's not gonna
like that.
1828
01:27:41,773 --> 01:27:43,119
Done like a dinner.
1829
01:27:43,258 --> 01:27:45,432
But at least my wedding
is lit.
1830
01:27:46,744 --> 01:27:49,264
[BOTH EXCLAIM]
1831
01:27:49,402 --> 01:27:50,506
Ryan.
1832
01:27:50,644 --> 01:27:51,887
Oh, God, where's Ryan?
They're over there.
1833
01:27:52,025 --> 01:27:53,509
Where? Ryan!
1834
01:27:53,647 --> 01:27:54,752
RYAN: Betsy!
1835
01:27:54,890 --> 01:27:56,374
What happened to Chris?
1836
01:27:56,512 --> 01:27:59,998
His attractive Teflon face
just went down with a boat.
1837
01:28:00,136 --> 01:28:02,760
I have a mixture of emotions,
but my biggest one is "yay."
1838
01:28:02,898 --> 01:28:04,313
Yeah.
1839
01:28:04,451 --> 01:28:06,142
It's okay.
You're gonna be okay.
1840
01:28:06,281 --> 01:28:07,316
Ew. What is that smell?
1841
01:28:07,454 --> 01:28:09,629
Oh. These are my spanks.
1842
01:28:09,767 --> 01:28:11,009
But it's okay.
Okay.
1843
01:28:11,147 --> 01:28:12,356
Yeah, that's fine. It's...
Okay.
1844
01:28:12,494 --> 01:28:13,598
Just don't put it
in my mouth, okay?
1845
01:28:13,736 --> 01:28:14,668
Okay, sorry.
1846
01:28:18,810 --> 01:28:21,779
They're here! See?
Yeah! That's great!
1847
01:28:22,607 --> 01:28:25,507
SAM: Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1848
01:28:25,645 --> 01:28:28,510
How's it going, guys?
Did you have a good flight?
1849
01:28:28,648 --> 01:28:30,684
It could've been, like,
45 minutes earlier,
1850
01:28:30,822 --> 01:28:33,480
but this is, yeah,
great timing.
1851
01:28:33,618 --> 01:28:35,171
All right, boys and girls, attention.
1852
01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:36,863
We are the Five Eyes Agency.
1853
01:28:37,001 --> 01:28:38,761
The situation is now
under our control.
1854
01:28:38,899 --> 01:28:39,900
It's fine, it's fine.
1855
01:28:40,038 --> 01:28:41,695
I mean,
these girls have got it on.
1856
01:28:41,833 --> 01:28:43,318
You know, this is
my first wedding.
1857
01:28:44,042 --> 01:28:45,389
Really?
Yeah.
1858
01:28:45,527 --> 01:28:46,735
I've been to a bunch
of weddings.
1859
01:28:46,873 --> 01:28:48,184
Really? How so?
1860
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:50,325
I'm a wedding singer
when I'm not doing this.
1861
01:28:50,463 --> 01:28:52,119
Yeah?
It's really good.
1862
01:28:53,569 --> 01:28:57,262
How come, out of everyone,
you two survived?
1863
01:28:57,401 --> 01:29:01,853
Yeah, Edgar, it looks like...
she handled it all by herself.
1864
01:29:01,991 --> 01:29:03,441
You guys got it all
figured out.
1865
01:29:04,960 --> 01:29:06,824
I love you.
Come right back, okay?
1866
01:29:09,136 --> 01:29:10,483
SAM: See ya, tote scrotes.
1867
01:29:13,175 --> 01:29:15,660
NADINE: Yeah, take a good
look. Keep walking.
1868
01:29:16,834 --> 01:29:18,525
VIRGINIA:
Well, this is all lovely.
1869
01:29:18,663 --> 01:29:20,493
What do you say we round up
those guests,
1870
01:29:20,631 --> 01:29:21,701
pop back into the tunnel
1871
01:29:21,839 --> 01:29:24,255
and get on with the wedding?
Shall we?
1872
01:29:24,393 --> 01:29:27,810
Actually, can we just
do it here?
1873
01:29:27,948 --> 01:29:30,434
I mean,
Ryan can't really walk.
1874
01:29:30,572 --> 01:29:32,988
And I really wanted a simple
wedding to begin with anyway.
1875
01:29:33,126 --> 01:29:36,509
I think I just should have
said it a little louder.
1876
01:29:36,647 --> 01:29:39,788
Very well. I'll... I'll start
planning immediately.
1877
01:29:39,926 --> 01:29:41,514
Ryan loves trains.
1878
01:29:41,652 --> 01:29:46,691
Virginia, Thank you so much,
but I got it from here.
1879
01:29:48,141 --> 01:29:51,420
Aw. It's like
a Hallmark Christmas movie.
1880
01:29:51,558 --> 01:29:53,560
And now, by the powers vested
in me,
1881
01:29:53,698 --> 01:29:55,942
I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
1882
01:29:56,080 --> 01:29:58,082
You may kiss the bride.
[ALL CHEER]
1883
01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:00,118
[GUNSHOTS]
[GASPING]
1884
01:30:03,259 --> 01:30:04,433
BETSY: Oh, God.
EDGAR: Jesus Christ!
1885
01:30:04,571 --> 01:30:06,539
Not again!
1886
01:30:06,677 --> 01:30:08,195
RYAN: What is he...
I thought he was dead.
1887
01:30:09,265 --> 01:30:10,543
He looks bad.
1888
01:30:14,270 --> 01:30:16,376
[PANTING]
1889
01:30:19,759 --> 01:30:20,898
Give me the hard drive.
1890
01:30:21,692 --> 01:30:22,624
Give me the hard drive.
1891
01:30:23,590 --> 01:30:25,523
Chris.
CHRIS: Come on.
1892
01:30:25,661 --> 01:30:28,112
Our analysts have checked
the files already.
1893
01:30:28,250 --> 01:30:30,804
It's true. Your dad worked
for terrorists and warlords.
1894
01:30:30,942 --> 01:30:32,461
No.
1895
01:30:32,599 --> 01:30:34,739
Come on, man,
you must know deep down.
1896
01:30:36,465 --> 01:30:39,019
[SIGHING]
1897
01:30:41,746 --> 01:30:42,678
I'm sorry.
1898
01:30:44,266 --> 01:30:47,580
Yeah, this absolutely sucks.
1899
01:30:51,687 --> 01:30:52,792
Okay, take him away.
1900
01:30:52,930 --> 01:30:55,139
BETSY: Get him out of here.
[ALL CHEERING]
1901
01:30:56,174 --> 01:30:57,659
You got this!
All right!
1902
01:31:00,075 --> 01:31:01,317
All right, okay, the wedding.
1903
01:31:01,456 --> 01:31:03,181
Okay! Okay!
1904
01:31:03,319 --> 01:31:04,804
Let's try that kiss again.
1905
01:31:04,942 --> 01:31:05,943
Yeah.
Yeah.
1906
01:31:06,840 --> 01:31:07,841
GUEST: Yeah!
1907
01:31:07,979 --> 01:31:09,981
[GUESTS CHEERING]
1908
01:31:11,811 --> 01:31:12,777
I love you.
I love you.
1909
01:31:12,915 --> 01:31:14,952
Oh, my God!
Okay, ladies.
1910
01:31:15,090 --> 01:31:17,437
Come on, before anybody else
comes and interrupts.
1911
01:31:17,575 --> 01:31:18,645
Amazing.
1912
01:31:18,783 --> 01:31:21,441
BETSY: Okay? Okay!
1913
01:31:21,579 --> 01:31:24,133
Want me to catch it?
Okay. Watch me.
1914
01:31:26,860 --> 01:31:29,518
You're already married.
Aren't we?
1915
01:31:29,656 --> 01:31:32,556
Okay, ladies, Come on.
Come on, squad, let's do this.
1916
01:31:32,694 --> 01:31:33,729
Are you ready?
1917
01:31:33,867 --> 01:31:35,490
Yeah!
Okay!
1918
01:31:36,111 --> 01:31:38,631
One, two, three!
1919
01:31:43,152 --> 01:31:45,085
[RAPID BEEPING]
[GASPS]
1920
01:31:47,018 --> 01:31:48,088
[SCREAMS]
[ALL GASP]
1921
01:31:49,573 --> 01:31:50,850
RYAN: Oh, my God!
Oh!
1922
01:31:53,335 --> 01:31:54,750
Well, I always wanted
to redecorate.
1923
01:31:54,888 --> 01:31:56,890
That was a huge explosion.
BETSY: What just happened?
1924
01:31:57,028 --> 01:31:58,409
I don't know, it just...
1925
01:31:58,547 --> 01:32:00,549
It connected with this,
and I just...
1926
01:32:00,687 --> 01:32:02,862
You just did that
with the thing?
1927
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:05,416
Oh. It's okay.
[BOTH LAUGH]
1928
01:32:08,626 --> 01:32:09,662
I'm sorry.
1929
01:32:15,530 --> 01:32:17,601
To the baddest bridesmaids
ever!
1930
01:32:17,739 --> 01:32:19,741
Hear, hear. All right, Frank.
1931
01:32:19,879 --> 01:32:21,363
Thank you, Dad.
Love you.
1932
01:32:21,501 --> 01:32:23,020
I love you!
1933
01:32:23,158 --> 01:32:25,885
Okay. And now it's time for
a speech
1934
01:32:26,023 --> 01:32:27,990
from the Maid of Honor.
[GUESTS WHOOP]
1935
01:32:29,405 --> 01:32:31,200
Which was me.
1936
01:32:32,408 --> 01:32:35,619
But I think
1937
01:32:35,757 --> 01:32:40,106
all of us here can agree that,
today, the real Maid of Honor
1938
01:32:40,244 --> 01:32:42,177
is Sam.
ZOE: Sam!
1939
01:32:42,315 --> 01:32:43,765
GUEST 1: Speech!
GUEST 2: Speech.
1940
01:32:44,628 --> 01:32:45,594
Make it a long one.
1941
01:32:46,699 --> 01:32:48,770
[GUESTS WHOOPING]
1942
01:32:50,461 --> 01:32:52,636
Okay. Hi, I'm Sam.
1943
01:32:52,774 --> 01:32:54,534
Hi, Sam!
Hi, Sam!
1944
01:32:54,672 --> 01:32:58,089
I've been to some weddings,
five of my own mother's.
1945
01:32:59,332 --> 01:33:02,577
But, this would have to be
the best one.
1946
01:33:03,439 --> 01:33:04,544
And I will tell you why.
1947
01:33:04,682 --> 01:33:06,753
Because from
what I've seen today,
1948
01:33:06,891 --> 01:33:09,376
Betsy and Ryan,
you are the real thing.
1949
01:33:11,413 --> 01:33:15,072
And I know you're going to be
an amazing wife,
1950
01:33:15,210 --> 01:33:17,937
because you give everyone
in your orbit
1951
01:33:18,075 --> 01:33:19,076
the most amazing love.
1952
01:33:22,079 --> 01:33:23,943
And I'm so happy that, now,
1953
01:33:24,081 --> 01:33:25,945
you're gonna radiate it
all over Ryan.
1954
01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:28,395
[LAUGHS] All over him.
1955
01:33:28,533 --> 01:33:30,087
SAM: To Betsy and Ryan!
1956
01:33:30,225 --> 01:33:31,847
[GUEST CHEER]
1957
01:33:35,299 --> 01:33:36,818
And, Betsy...
1958
01:33:37,335 --> 01:33:38,336
Yeah?
1959
01:33:38,474 --> 01:33:40,373
You're my oldest,
dearest friend.
1960
01:33:42,513 --> 01:33:44,101
You've always had my back.
1961
01:33:46,310 --> 01:33:49,762
I was such a loser for not
always remembering that.
1962
01:33:52,799 --> 01:33:55,319
So I just want to say
that I love you.
1963
01:33:55,457 --> 01:33:57,632
I love you so much.
1964
01:33:59,495 --> 01:34:02,188
I missed you.
I really missed you.
1965
01:34:04,673 --> 01:34:07,193
SAM: Okay. All right. I feel
so much better now,
1966
01:34:07,331 --> 01:34:09,471
like a weight has been lifted
off my ample chest.
1967
01:34:09,609 --> 01:34:11,300
[GUESTS LAUGH]
BETSY: Yes, girl.
1968
01:34:12,129 --> 01:34:13,302
But one more thing.
1969
01:34:13,440 --> 01:34:16,478
If anybody ever mentions
that I'm a secret agent,
1970
01:34:16,616 --> 01:34:18,963
we will rendition you to one
of our many unnamed bases.
1971
01:34:19,101 --> 01:34:20,033
NADINE: Yeah.
Okay?
1972
01:34:20,171 --> 01:34:21,517
It's true.
1973
01:34:24,382 --> 01:34:26,246
I don't want
to get renditioned.
1974
01:34:26,384 --> 01:34:27,869
It's all right.
We'll just say nothing.
1975
01:34:28,007 --> 01:34:31,838
That said, let's dance!
[ALL WHOOPING]
1976
01:34:31,976 --> 01:34:34,151
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
Yeah!
1977
01:34:37,050 --> 01:34:39,743
RYAN: Yeah! Yeah, we did it!
1978
01:34:56,345 --> 01:34:57,346
Yeah!
1979
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:06,562
[BUTTERFLYPLAYING]
1980
01:36:46,179 --> 01:36:47,525
Ready? Are you guys ready?
1981
01:36:47,663 --> 01:36:48,975
[YELLS PLAYFULLY]
1982
01:36:49,113 --> 01:36:50,425
[MIMICKING GUNSHOTS]
1983
01:36:50,563 --> 01:36:52,599
Okay, go.
DIRECTOR: And, action!
1984
01:36:52,737 --> 01:36:54,567
She's not who
I thought she was.
1985
01:36:57,535 --> 01:36:59,986
[BLEEP] me. Sorry.
Sorry. What is the next line?
1986
01:37:01,160 --> 01:37:03,576
Ripping should be, anyway.
So, great.
1987
01:37:03,714 --> 01:37:05,302
We'll get this boy wrapped.
1988
01:37:07,580 --> 01:37:09,927
♪ -♪ My neck, my back ♪
- ♪ My back ♪
1989
01:37:10,065 --> 01:37:12,102
♪ ♪ My uh-uh and my crack ♪
1990
01:37:12,654 --> 01:37:16,071
[VOCALIZING]
1991
01:37:16,209 --> 01:37:17,555
[LAUGHING]
1992
01:37:19,040 --> 01:37:22,181
That one looks like
a bald Austin Mahone.
1993
01:37:22,319 --> 01:37:24,045
LYDIA: Mm. Mm-mm.
1994
01:37:24,183 --> 01:37:26,012
He could touchdown
in my court.
1995
01:37:26,150 --> 01:37:27,842
Girl, you are pregnant
and married.
1996
01:37:29,050 --> 01:37:31,362
Okay, strap on.
SAM: Strap on?
1997
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:33,364
[LAUGHS] Bring your strap on.
1998
01:37:33,502 --> 01:37:35,435
SAM: This is a professional
work environment, Nadine.
1999
01:37:35,573 --> 01:37:37,575
Bring your strap on
and save it for the cake.
2000
01:37:38,887 --> 01:37:40,268
I can't believe my wedding
2001
01:37:40,406 --> 01:37:43,098
was the least interesting
thing that happened today.
2002
01:37:43,650 --> 01:37:44,617
[LAUGHS]
2003
01:37:46,377 --> 01:37:47,378
[GROANS]
2004
01:37:48,655 --> 01:37:49,622
[GROANS]
2005
01:37:51,417 --> 01:37:52,694
BETSY: That was so good.
2006
01:37:55,041 --> 01:37:56,801
[PANTING]
2007
01:38:01,254 --> 01:38:03,118
[BOTH LAUGHING]
Ow!
2008
01:38:03,256 --> 01:38:04,430
Sorry.
That was hard.
2009
01:38:04,568 --> 01:38:06,466
Right in the vagina. Okay.
2010
01:38:06,604 --> 01:38:09,711
[R&B MUSIC PLAYING]
2011
01:40:07,829 --> 01:40:10,832
[THRILLING MUSIC PLAYING]
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