All language subtitles for A.S02E03.Glory Days [eng]

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Wow.

This place hasn't changed.

I've always wanted to come back here.

Cool, cool.

Now, tell me about
the place you don't wanna go to.

What do you mean?

There's no place like that.

He means this place. Right here.

I take back my lunch offer, Joe.

- You can wait in the car.
- Okay.

Or join us, please.

Come on, Uncle M�ximo.
You're obviously avoiding something.

Or someone.

Really? Who is it?

Our server is here.
I can't tell you right now.

- No, she's not.
- Don't call her over.

I'll just have to answer
your question later.

So, are you ready
to try ordering in Spanish?

Sure.

La cheeseburger. No bun.

Cheeseburger?

I fly you all the way down to my hometown
in Mexico and you order "la cheeseburger."

I had Taco Bell yesterday.

That... That's not...

We need another minute.

Okay, back to my story.

See, Hugo, it was a tough time for me.

DO NOT DISTURB!

At home, Sara blamed my mom
for her breakup with Roberta.

But since she couldn't talk about it,
she just stayed in her room.

Things were still awkward
with me and Julia.

And work wasn't any better,

since H�ctor was still taking
half my tips.

Thank you.

But there was one thing
I couldn't complain about.

Miss Isabel!

What have you stolen on this fine day?

Remote control?

Why would you steal that?

All that does is hurt the guests.

At least give me the batteries.

I'm hitting mute.

Why isn't it working?

Hey, I remember you mentioned
you like lucha libre.

My parents have four tickets for tomorrow

and my brothers can't go�

Want to come?

Yes! I love lucha libre!

Fantastic!

My parents will be excited
to finally meet you.

Finally?

"Finally"?

Wow.

I didn't realize
how serious you and Isabel are.

I didn't either!

We haven't even gone out yet.

Why is she talking about me
to her parents?

Because she likes you.

I think that's sweet.

Do you like her?

Sure�

She has three great qualities�

Beauty�

Personality�

And lucha libre tickets.

Can't I just go and have this not�

Be a big deal?

Look�

Isabel comes from a big family.
Just like mine.

And when our family brings someone in,

it can be a life sentence.

Three years ago, one of my sisters
brought this guy

Antonio

�home to meet our parents.

He hasn't left our house since.

It's too early to meet her family.

Unless�

Okay!

What if I wear a luchador mask
the whole time?

-Then-
-No!

Stop!

Bad M�ximo!

If you're not ready for something serious,

you have to cancel the date.

Yeah, you're right.

I'll go to her restaurant tonight
to let her know.

Will the owner
of the whitest ass in Mexico

please come to the front desk?

Who's messing with the PA?

Hey. Not funny.

See, Chad's old fraternity brothers
heard he'd gotten engaged.

No way.

So they came down to surprise him.

Their names...
I can't remember their names,

but they were five blond, white guys
who all went to USC.

So, they were all basically Chads?

Yeah, great idea. They're all Chads.

- Chad!
- Chad, baby!

And Chad!

No way! Chad!

- Sup, Chad?
- Sup, bro?

- Chad!
- Chad!

I've known these guys since freshman year.

Your fianc� here was a legend in college.

I mean, we all called him "Rad Chad."

- Stop.
- All right? Fraternity president,

beer pong champ, arm wrestling champ
and inventor of a game we like to call

"Who can drink
the most beers in a minute?"

Yes!

- It sounds like a complicated game.
- It's pretty simple. We would just...

I was kidding.

But now, these guys are all crushing it.
I mean, Chad is on Wall Street.

Chad is also on Wall Street.

And Chad spent a year trying to write
a sprawling, Proustian memoir of his life,

but now he's on Wall Street.

Meanwhile, dude, your life is like
a permanent vacation.

It is crazy, though,
because we thought you'd be

- president by now or something.
- Oh, I mean, you know,

my life is still pretty intense.

I'm basically, you know,
running this entire resort.

Chad.

Your mom has a very, very, very, very
important job for you.

She needs you to take her dress
back to the dry cleaners.

They apparently... They didn't get rid of
the red wine stain.

She also said, and I quote,

"Don't let Manuel bully you again.
You have to be stern with him."

- Fries are on the way.
- Thank you.

M�ximo! Hey.
I need you to make me look good.

Okay, first you need to get some sun.

- Your skin is a bit too...
- No, I mean in front of my friends.

I'm sorry I can't help right now.
But I know the perfect person who can.

Memo.

Chad needs your help to look good.

Oh, okay. First of all, you need more sun.

No, I'm not that... My skin is sensitive
and I... Never mind, okay?

I just want you to talk me up
in front of my friends.

I don't know. Groups of guys scare me.

Probably 'cause
I grew up with five sisters

who also scare me.

Oh, come on. You'll be great.

Don't worry, this is your superpower.

Making the hero look good.

You're the guy behind the guy.

Now get in there and say some stuff
about Chad you don't believe.

Wow, it's like you have an unlimited
supply of stories of people throwing up.

- Yeah.
- Hell yeah.

Okay. Well, I should get back to work.

It was really nice talking to all of you.

- Enjoy.
- Take care.

Guys, this is my amigo, Memo. My "Memigo."

Memo.

Memo, this is Chad, Chad, Chad,
Chad, and Chad.

Hi.

Wow, I hope I can remember
all of your names.

Don Pablo, how were
your first few days off in 20 years?

Wonderful.

My grandson, every time I make this face�

Oh, you don't care.

No.

You know the final walk-through
for our investor Ricardo Vera?

Where his representative tells us
the last changes they want

- before he puts millions into this place?
- Yes. The walk-through's tomorrow.

Actually, his rep showed up today.

And since you weren't here,
someone else escorted him around.

If it wasn't you and it wasn't me,
who was it?

Paco the maintenance guy.

Hey, you need something, man?

Yes, I work for Mr. Vera,
the hotel's new investor.

I'm here for the walkthrough.

Oh, cool.

I can show you around.

Chip?

On their tour, Paco agreed
to an overhaul of the cabana menu,

he conceded in cutting my travel expenses,

negotiated a 20% raise
in the maintenance budget,

and then at the pool�

Another thing�

Mr. Vera

does not care for this gimmick

of U.S. pop songs being sung in Spanish.

Classical music would be more appropriate.

Remember my name. Fame!
I'm gonna live forever�

You're fired!

I'm gonna learn how to fly�

High�

Diane, this was a mistake, right?

Paco and the guy in the lame suit
said we're fired.

We need this job.

I don't want to lose you either.
We'll talk to him as soon as we can.

In the meantime,
I'll find you another job here.

Oh, thank you, Don Pablo.

- We'd be happy to work anywhere.
- Yeah.

Get to work.

No!

No harmonizing!

No fun!

Hey, Mom! Esteban!

What's the matter?

Nothing� your mom and your sister
just had a disagreement.

Now she's hiding in her room
and won't come out.

Your sister, not your mother.

Your mother's right here.

Esteban, do you mind taking care
of that job I asked you about?

Mom, let him eat!

No, no, no� I'm full anyway.

Soup expands in the stomach.

You treat him like a worker
instead of your boyfriend.

What do you even want that hook for
anyway?

You know what they say�

Better to have a hook and not need it

than to need a hook and not have it.

Nobody says that!

Nobody.

What do you mean?

I just said it now.

Now it turns out that I am nobody.

Then he outran that giant boulder.

And even though Chad is scared of snakes,

he jumped into the snake pit anyway
and saved the girl.

Dude, stop.
You're embarrassing me. Come on.

All right. Be right back.

Boss man's gotta go fire some dudes
on the kitchen staff.

"Boss man's gotta go fire some dudes
on the kitchen staff."

What did you say?

Nothing, nothing. I was just kidding.

No, no. That sounded exactly like him.

Say it again.

"Boss man's gotta go fire some dudes
on the kitchen staff."

- Oh, no way.
- Well, actually,

if you want to do it right,
you have to add the hair flip at the end.

"Hey, I'm Chad.

My mom looks super hot in spandex.

The double-popped collar
is what makes the collars pop."

- Come on, bro!
- That was awesome! Stellar!

Isabel, you are very cool and very pretty.

But I need to cancel our date tomorrow.

I'm not ready to meet your parents.

I'm not looking for something
that serious.

Wait, that's this restaurant.

That's right.

The restaurant where Isabel worked.

I just had to find her and cancel our date

so I wouldn't have to meet her family
the next night.

Oh no, M�ximo!

That's not the greeting I was expecting.

It's a busy night
and our dishwasher is out sick.

And before you ask�

Yes. I was banned from waitressing.

Why were you banned?

This idiot guest was...

Never mind, I know the answer.

Okay.

Isabel�

You are very cool...

Isabel!

Is that M�ximo?

It must be.

He's got that boyish
deer-in-the-headlights look

you described!

Who is that man that looks like you?

Oh, that's my dad!

This is my family's restaurant.

This is your family's restaurant?

Mercedes! Come.

Everyone! Come and meet M�ximo!

Actually, I should really...

That's my mom Mercedes, my aunt Raquel,

my brothers Flaquito and Giraffe
are waiters�

And those are my uncles�

Cousins and�

My grandma Marina sits in the corner
and hisses at people.

Wow.

She likes you.

Welcome to the family.

This girl here is spoiled.

So you'd better be serious about her.

Hold on, M�ximo wanted
to tell me something.

So, go ahead�

Save it.

She can't talk
until she's done washing the dishes.

Let's go! Back to work! Hurry up.

We should just talk tomorrow on our date.

Let me help with those dishes!

It was the employees' Christmas dinner,

and I was on kind of two dates at once.

Both girls were very into me.

- Oh, you dog!
- All right, man.

Memo!

- Hey, guys.
- Oh, dude, Memo here is the best.

The best!
Hey, tell us another hilarious story.

Okay, so this one time, Chad asked

- if Spain was the capital of Mexico.
- Beer pong!

- Hey, it's time for some beer pong!
- Yes!

- Yeah! Come on!
- Let's go!

Beer pong! Beer pong!
Beer pong! Beer pong!

So, has your family always had this place?

No, when I was growing up, we actually
had a restaurant in San Diego.

But�

Things got complicated.

And we missed Acapulco.

So we moved back here.

Oh wow, you lived in the U.S.?

That's so cool.

We're much happier here,

This is home.

I can't believe your family spends all day
with each other and still gets along.

My family can't even eat soup together.

Okay,
I know you love spending time with me,

but you've already washed that dish twice.

Want to tell me what's going on?

Oh, right�

Isabel�

You are very cool and very...

We have a problem.

Luisa slipped and hurt her ankle.

So we're down a server.

I could cover for her, Dad.

But you're so mean to the guests.

Only the stupid ones
who don't deserve to eat.

You see? No.

Or I could do it.

It's what I do all day.

I'd be happy to help.

Who do I trust more�

�my daughter?

Or someone I just met today?

Here is your pozole.

Enjoy.

Flaquito, I'll take that.

Thanks.

Come on.

- Eat it, Chad!
- Come on! Come on, bro!

So fast!

Chad, you got this. One cup.

Hey, you look down. Want a beer?

No, thanks. I'm just kind of bummed.

I was having a lot of fun
being in the spotlight,

but now Chad took all the att...

Hey, you look down. Want a beer?

- Yes! Rad Chad does it again!
- There he is.

Yeah!

"I call myself 'Rad Chad' to you guys,

but deep down, I call myself 'Sad Chad'
because my glory days are behind me

and my only friends
are on my mommy's payroll."

- Burn!
- Memo, you're en fuego!

That means "on fire."
We just learned that.

Hey, Memo. Would you mind teaching me
a new word in Spanish?

Thanks for all your help,
but do you mind maybe backing off a bit?

- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine. It's just�

I asked you to help me look good
in front of my friends.

I know you're imitating me as a tribute,

but I'm worried they might think
you're mocking me.

I know,
but I'm always the guy behind the guy.

What?

The best friend helping out the hero.

I guess it was kind of fun
to be the star for once.

Wait, so does that mean
you're not gonna back off?

Dudes, we've been talking.

We're placing bets on who we think
would win at arm wrestling. You or Memo.

Sure.

I can beat most of my sisters
in arm wrestling.

Weird way to psych me out. I'm in.

It's perfect.

Thank you, Esteban.

Of course. Now you have a hook,
even if you don't need a hook.

Oh, but I do need this hook.

You've been here enough times�

And kept your hat on enough times�

That it deserves�

Its own spot.

May I?

That's your hook now.

Nora, this is�

My mom used to say�

"Be patient Esteban."

"Love will come with time. And a hook."

And now�

You've made me part of this home.

I will not let you down. Ever.

Maybe I can start
leaving my hat here overnight.

Let's not get carried away.

Ah, yes.

If this is what they play in heaven,
I'm glad I'm not going.

It's bad for business.

Instead of drinking,
the guests are falling asleep.

I'm sorry, but Mr. Vera said
no more U.S. pop songs in Spanish.

No Exception.

How about a compromise?

You convince Mr. Vera
to accept a small change, and we...

We make sure your wife
doesn't find out about your affair.

Oh�

Well�

I think I'll go talk to Mr. Vera.

Excuse me.

How did you know he was having an affair?

I didn't.

- There you go.
- Nice. Stretches.

- That's the main thing.
- It's important.

Yeah, but he's gotta get ready.

Come on!

- What's going on here?
- Arm wrestling. It's important.

- Yeah.
- Those four words have never been used

- in all of human history. Come here.
- Hey!

What's really going on?

I guess I'm just trying to look like
I'm doing great in life

because sometimes I don't feel like I am,
and I wish I was more like these guys.

I don't.

When I first met you,
you were exactly like them.

But now you're more experienced,
more thoughtful,

and more engaged to be married
than any of them.

And you know more Spanish.

- I said, "And you also"...
- No, I got it.

I did.

That's when Chad realized

maybe he'd gotten a lot further in life
than he thought.

And so, Chad decided to let Memo win.

Unfortunately,
Memo had the exact same idea.

And go!

Go, Chad.

Come on.

Why aren't you trying?

I'm letting you win. You need this more.
I'm the guy behind the guy.

Not today. Today you're the guy
in front of the guy behind the guy.

I'm gonna make you beat me.

Not if I can help it.

- So, what that means is...
- That's right, Hugo!

It was a reverse arm wrestle.

Oh, you're really strong.

I thought you said
you lost to your sister.

Yeah, the one that's a nun.

She's got God on her side.

And biceps like bowling balls.

Oh, you're so strong!

- Oh, you're so strong!
- I'm not! I'm really not!

- I'm so weak and you're stronger!
- You're so strong!

Oh, Memo, you're hurting my elbow!

Chad. Chad.

Oh, I lost!

Memo!

- Shots.
- Shots, baby!

- Shots!
- You guys go celebrate.

I'll be right behind you.

Thank you.

Chad was feeling better
about his life at Las Colin as,

but as I helped Isabel and her family,

I felt as if...

As if I'd stumbled into
another life altogether.

Perfect. I'll take these two.

That's it.

Thank you.

Two flans.

Here you go.

Thank you.

Oh, you don't have to pay me.

We pool our tips and split them.

Don't you do that at Las Colin as?

No.

In fact,
I have to give half my tips to my boss.

This is nothing like my job.

Or my family.

Thank you for making me feel
so welcome today.

Quite the contrary.

Thank you for all your help.

You earned it, right?

Cheers!

Adriana! Augusto!

You're going back to the pool.

Yes!

I was getting so pale!

One favor for Mr. Vera�

Sometimes, why don't you play
a Mexican pop song�

In English?

Let's go.

I'm glad it's resolved.

I just wish you had been here.
Then this problem would've never happened.

He showed up a day early.
And I was visiting my family.

I know.
But let's not have this happen again.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

I just wanted to say thanks for today,
Chad. I really appreciate it.

Don't mention it. I had fun too.

You know, I realized I don't need to worry
about what Chad thinks about me.

Or Chad. Or Chad, or Chad, or even Chad.

I only need to worry about
what one person thinks about me.

And that's Chad.

I had fun tonight.

Although it's weird that you wanted
to meet my family so fast.

So much of happiness

is about finding that place
where you feel like you belong.

Esteban always knew
that place was with Nora.

And tonight,
he learned that Nora felt the same.

Chad realized he was happier now
than he'd ever been.

For Don Pablo,
that place had always been the hotel.

But suddenly, he wasn't so sure.

And I might have found the place
I belonged when I wasn't even looking.

Hey...

Didn't you want to tell me something?

Oh right�

Yes. I did.

Isabel�

You are very cool and very pretty�

And�

I'm excited for our date tomorrow.

Me too.

Now in Spanish!

The applause is for you, fine audience.

Thank you, Las Colin as!

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