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Alexa, put on 90.1.
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Got it.
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Now playing radio station 90.1 FM.
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What the fuck?
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Mom, something's wrong with my favorite show.
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It's just, like, static.
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Your favorite show?
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Yeah, NPR, National Public Radio,
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where all the liberals bitch and whine about stuff.
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Something's wrong with it.
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Oh, sweetie, the president canceled NPR.
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What do you mean, the president canceled NPR?
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That was, like, the funniest shit ever.
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I don't know what to tell you, hon.
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Oh, my God.
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You guys!
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You guys are not gonna believe this.
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The president of the United States canceled NPR.
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-What's NPR? -What's NPR?
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The funniest show ever where all the lesbians
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and Jews complain about stuff?
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The fucking president had it taken off the air!
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I mean, who the hell does this president think he is?
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The government can't cancel the show.
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I mean, what show are they gonna cancel next?
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It was seriously the best show.
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It had, like, gay rappers from Mexico all sad
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because girls in Pakistan got stoned to death.
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And guess why they got stoned to death?
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'Cause they were raped!
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It was hilarious. Why would anyone cancel that?
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I don't know about you, but I'm worried about
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what this country's coming to.
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It seems like everybody's changing
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and suddenly woke stuff is off limits.
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I mean, it's like now everyone rips on the Jews,
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and it's totally fine.
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Huh, Kyle?
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See?
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What's wrong with Kyle?
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Everybody's given up.
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Attention, students.
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There will be a mandatory assembly this morning.
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All students report to the gym, mkay?
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Oh, boy, PC Principal.
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He's not given up.
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All right, everyone, listen up.
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Everybody, quiet!
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There's some bull crap going on in this country,
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and I am not going to let it corrupt
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the environment at this school!
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Oh, here we go.
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Now, I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired
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of the way people are treated
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and mocked for being compassionate.
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It is out of control!
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There's only one thing that can bring some normality
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back to these corrupt times.
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And that is...
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our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
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What?
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This school has traded truth for comfort
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and worships idols of self and sin.
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We were a nation under God, but now we spit in His face
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and wonder why everything's falling apart.
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There's only one way back...
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repent, bow to Christ,
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or be swept away with the rest of the godless lies.
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What the hell, dude?
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In order to turn things around,
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I'm going to be a Power Christian Principal.
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You can call me PC Principal.
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So now, I'd like you all to put your hands together
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in welcoming Christ our Lord.
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Hello, my children.
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I am the light and the way.
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Fellas, what the fuck is going on?
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Yea, it is wonderful to be here,
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for where two or three gather in my name,
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there am I with them.
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That's right!
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That's right. Let's go, Jesus.
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Fuck yeah!
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So how was your day, guys?
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Anything fun happen at school?
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No, not really.
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Uh, Jesus showed up.
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Jesus?
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Yeah.
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What's Jesus doing in your school?
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I don't know.
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I don't think Jesus is allowed to be in schools.
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Yeah, well, he was there.
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Well, I think I'm gonna have to talk to somebody about this.
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Hey, uh, how's it going?
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Um, is Jesus supposed to be allowed in schools?
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Generally, the idea is that public schools
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have to maintain a separation of church and state,
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so they can't promote any one religion.
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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The government can't force a religion on my son.
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Public schools can teach about religions
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in a neutral educational way,
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but they can't endorse any particular one.
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Was it a lesson on all world religions?
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Uh, no.
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My son said that Jesus was literally at his school.
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Then you're probably right to be concerned.
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It's good you're looking out for your son's education.
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Thanks.
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It's really nice to have someone
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to talk to about all this.
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No worries.
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Let me know if there's any other way I can help.
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I'm always here.
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You're so awesome. Thanks.
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Good night, honey.
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Have a great sleep,
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and I'm sure you'll do more amazing things tomorrow.
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Ah.
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-Butters! -Ahh!
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Butters, get over here.
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What did I tell you, man? This shit is wack!
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PC Principal?
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If he's changed, then there's no hope!
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I think I know what's happening.
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I think woke is dead.
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Woke is dead?
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It's dead, Butters. It's gone!
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You can just say retarded now. Nobody cares.
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Everyone hates the Jews.
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Everyone's fine with using gay slurs.
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Oh. Well, that's not good.
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No, it's terrible!
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'Cause now I don't know...
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what I'm supposed to do.
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Eric?
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More protests today
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as the government pushes harder for Christianity
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in our nation's schools.
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The president stated earlier today that the spirit of Jesus
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is important to our country,
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and he will sue anyone who doesn't agree with him.
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What the hell is this president doing?
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He doesn't even act like a Christian.
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Why is he pushing it on our kids?
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I told you this was all gonna be bad,
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but a lot of you here voted for him.
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Yeah, I voted for him,
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but all I've seen him do is arrest and sue people.
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I voted for him to get rid of all the woke stuff.
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But now that retarded faggot is just putting money
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in his own pockets.
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-Yeah! -That's right!
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Are we just gonna sit here
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and let him break every rule of freedom?
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-No! -No way!
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Well, come on!
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Let's go get that son of a bitch.
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Yeah!
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Come on! Come on, let's go get him!
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Come on, let's get him!
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-Let's go get him! -Come on, let's get him!
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Come on out, you piece of shit.
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We're unelecting you.
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Excuse me. Do you mind?
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What the hell do you think you're doing, Garrison?
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I'm not doing anything.
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Oh, so you haven't been looting the country
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and ruling by fear
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like some Middle Eastern tinpot dictator?
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No, I've been sitting here
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watching "White Lotus" with Rick.
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But you got re-elected.
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He hasn't been back to Washington in years.
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He gave all that up.
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He's been really good.
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But if he's here,
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then who's the retarded faggot
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in the White House?
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Uh-huh.
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Yeah.
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OK.
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Mr. President, sir, the prime minister of Canada
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is here to see you.
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Mr. President, why are you placing
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these new tariffs on Canada?
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What are you, some kind of dictator from the Middle East?
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A dictator from the Middle East?
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Hey, relax, guy.
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I'm just your average Joe. Take a rest.
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The people of Canada will not be devalued like this.
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Aw, come on.
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You don't want me to bomb you like I did Iraq.
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I thought you just bombed Iran.
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Iran, Iraq... what the hell's the difference?
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Relax, guy.
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Hey! Hey!
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What the fuck is this, buddy?
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This is the painting you asked for, sir.
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Why is my dick so small?
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But that's the size it is in the photo.
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Get this guy out of here!
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I'm gonna sue you!
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I'm gonna sue both of you.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Nobody makes fun of me and gets away with it.
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Hey, Satan!
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I don't want to right now.
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What? Hey, relax.
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Come on, Satan. I've been working hard all day.
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You haven't been working.
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You've been doing your stupid memes and just fuckin' around.
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Come here, guy.
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Aw, come on, Satan.
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You know you can't resist this.
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I can't even see anything, it's so small.
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Hey! I'll fucking sue you!
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God, fuck you!
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Aw, come on, Satan.
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Don't be like that.
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Eric?
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Come on, Eric.
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You... you can't keep doing this to yourself.
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I used to laugh, Butters.
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I used to have fun.
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But now they've taken that away.
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I'm not special anymore.
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So what's the point in me even existing?
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Eric, what are you saying?
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I'm saying that it's the end, Butters.
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I'm gonna kill myself,
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and you.
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Wait, me?
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It's a suicide pact, Butters.
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It's just best we end it now.
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No, Eric, listen to me.
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Woke isn't dead.
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It's still out there, somewhere,
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just waiting to come back.
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-It's not coming back. -It's waiting to come back!
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It's like a little tiny light that's gonna shine again.
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You just gotta give it some time.
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I hope you're right, Butters.
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But if it doesn't come back by, like, Tuesday,
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I'm killing us both.
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Mr. Marsh, I've called you into my office
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because I understand that you have a problem
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with Jesus in our schools.
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I don't have a problem with it.
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I mean, I think it's kind of weird.
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Well, Mr. Mackey says you were bullying Jesus
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and wouldn't let him sit at your table in the cafeteria.
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What? I didn't bully him.
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Craig told him our table was full, which it was.
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Mr. Marsh, Christ died for your sins, and he loves us all.
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There's only one truth, one cross, and one savior.
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And you will find him in your heart.
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PC Principal?
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Power Christian Principal, yes?
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What happened?
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What... what happened with what?
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Well, you used to be, like, super woke.
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And then starting last November,
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you started acting weird.
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And now you're super Christian.
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I just realized that the side I was on was hopeless.
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And in times of hopelessness, one finds Christ.
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Come to him, all who are heavy laden,
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and he shall give you rest. -And I shall give you rest.
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Dude, what's going on?
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Like, none of this seems normal.
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That's the kind of attitude
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we are not gonna tolerate at this school!
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And, Mr. Marsh, if you don't accept Christ,
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then I'm gonna have to expel you.
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K, I'm pretty sure you can't do that.
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Like, I think that's illegal.
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No, Mr. Marsh, it's not illegal anymore.
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This is 2025, K?
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And not much is illegal.
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I accept Christ into my heart.
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And into your school.
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And in my school.
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And at your table in the cafeteria.
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There wasn't any room at my table... ah.
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And at my table in the cafeteria.
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Yay.
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Mr. President, a lot of your supporters
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are starting to turn against you.
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Hey, tell them to take a rest.
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Sir, can you please talk to them?
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They're really riled up.
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All right, give me that.
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Hey, relax, guys.
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Yeah, hi, uh, what do you think you're doing?
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Our children are being told that they have to sit
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with Jesus at lunchtime.
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Listen, buddy, you just need to relax.
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All this protesting makes me look bad.
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Just take a rest.
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Well, no, we're not gonna give it a rest.
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All the people here in South Park
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want some goddamn answers.
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All right, then I'm gonna sue your whole town.
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You got that? $5 billion.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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What'd he say?
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He said he's suing us for $5 billion.
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Fucking stupid idiots.
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Think they can mess with me, huh?
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Hey, Satan.
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I'm not in the mood right now.
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Another random bitch commented on my Instagram
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that you're on the Epstein list.
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The Epstein list?
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Are we still talking "a boot" that?
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Well, are you on the list or not?
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It's weird that whenever it comes up,
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you just tell everyone to relax.
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I'm not telling everyone to relax.
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Relax, guy!
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No, I need counseling.
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You remind me more and more of this other guy
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I used to date, like, a lot.
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Like, you guys are exactly alike.
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I love you.
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Ugh.
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Come on, Satan.
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Vroom! Pew!
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Oh, no!
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Vroom!
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Butters, honey, your little friend Cartman is here.
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He said it's Tuesday, and you guys have plans.
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Eric?
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Oh, no.
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Well, um, can you tell him I'm not home?
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Butters, don't be antisocial.
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Go play with your friend.
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He's out in the garage playing in our car with a hose.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, God, Eric!
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Hey, Butters, come on in.
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Eric, no! Get out of there!
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That side's locked, Butters.
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You gotta get on the other side.
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Eric, you don't have to do this!
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-Close the door, Butters! -You can't give up...
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You're letting all the fumes out!
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Shut the fucking door! -OK, fine!
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You can't just give up like everyone else has.
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Butters, it's over.
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You really wanna sit around for weeks
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waiting for a slow demise?
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-Well, no. -Well, neither do I!
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This is taking too long.
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Here you go, Butters.
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Buckle up. We're in for the last ride.
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All right, fine.
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Suck it in, Butters.
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We're heading for that big woke kingdom in the sky.
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OK, then.
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This is "60 Minutes."
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, shit.
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Uh, oh, God.
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The small town of South Park, Colorado
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is protesting against the president.
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The townspeople claim that the president...
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who is a great man...
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-A great man. -Great guy.
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We know he's probably watching.
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And, uh, we are just reporting on this town in Colorado
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that's being sued by the president
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and they are fighting back.
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And just to be clear, we don't agree with them.
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No, no, no, no.
378
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,081
We think these protesters are total retards.
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00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,300
But our own Jim Conner has more.
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00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,650
Uh... oh, God.
381
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Uh... uh, Tom, I'm here with the townspeople
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speaking out against the president.
383
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It all started when a father got upset
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00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,484
that Jesus was being forced on his son at school.
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Young Stan Marsh is questioning the president's policies.
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I don't know.
387
00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,017
You know, I don't know why he's questioning the president.
388
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,884
He's probably a faggot or something.
389
00:16:55,971 --> 00:16:59,496
But the townspeople say they owe the president nothing.
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We aren't gonna be told what to do by anyone.
391
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:04,545
We all know the woke stuff went too far,
392
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:07,330
but the answer isn't going too far the other way.
393
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It's not a bad thing to have a little compassion for people.
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It's not a bad thing to care a little for the environment.
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The Stotch family is proud to say
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that we own an electric car.
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00:17:25,435 --> 00:17:27,871
Boy, this sure is taking a long time.
398
00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,353
Yeah, the human body does everything it can
399
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,659
in the final stages to try and cling to life.
400
00:17:32,660 --> 00:17:34,575
Shouldn't be much longer now.
401
00:17:34,705 --> 00:17:35,928
Things are really heating up
402
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:37,752
in the small town of South Park.
403
00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,668
More and more citizens are uniting in solidarity
404
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,539
against what they call the president's oppression.
405
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,281
The townspeople are saying things are never hopeless,
406
00:17:46,282 --> 00:17:48,110
that they must all stand strong
407
00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,372
for what they believe in.
408
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,766
We're in this for the long haul, guys.
409
00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,594
This is about what's right.
410
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:57,293
And we will fight, even if we have to do it alone.
411
00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:02,471
Wait, we don't have to do it alone.
412
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:03,691
Look!
413
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,652
It's Jesus!
414
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,355
Let us break bread.
415
00:18:15,485 --> 00:18:17,835
Break bread with me.
416
00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:21,273
This is my body, given for you.
417
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,928
Do this in remembrance of me.
418
00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:29,891
Now just eat the bread, and listen.
419
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:34,461
I didn't wanna come back and be in the school,
420
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,420
but I had to because it was part of a lawsuit
421
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,466
and the agreement with Paramount.
422
00:18:40,815 --> 00:18:42,424
The president's suing you?
423
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,339
The guy can do whatever he wants now
424
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:46,212
that someone backed down, OK?
425
00:18:46,342 --> 00:18:47,778
Eat the bread. Eat the bread.
426
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,346
You guys saw what happened to CBS?
427
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,393
Yeah, well, guess who owns CBS?
428
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:55,002
Paramount!
429
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:57,005
Do you really wanna end up like Colbert?
430
00:18:57,092 --> 00:19:00,182
You guys gotta stop being stupid.
431
00:19:00,313 --> 00:19:02,228
We can't understand you.
432
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,532
Just shut up,
433
00:19:03,533 --> 00:19:06,014
or we're going to get canceled, you idiots.
434
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:07,449
What the hell is he saying?
435
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:10,540
Tom, they're calling it the Sermon on the Mount.
436
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:13,673
Hundreds of South Park faithful are flocking to the area
437
00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:17,459
where Jesus Christ continues to speak his words of wisdom.
438
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,553
If someone has the power of the presidency
439
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:22,291
and also has the power to sue and take bribes,
440
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:25,380
then he can do anything to anyone!
441
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:27,469
It's the fucking president, dude.
442
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,169
All of you, shut the fuck up, or South Park is over.
443
00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,605
It's fucking over.
444
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:33,737
Just stop and shut the fuck up.
445
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,697
Ye... yes, sir.
446
00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,351
OK.
447
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,831
Absolutely.
448
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:42,398
Yes, thank you, Mr. President.
449
00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,356
We'll be happy to pay that, sir.
450
00:19:44,357 --> 00:19:45,574
Yes, sir. I...
451
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,230
I will relax, and I'll take a rest.
452
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:49,187
Yes, thank you.
453
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,319
Thank you very much.
454
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:53,626
OK, we settled.
455
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:54,980
Oh, we settled.
456
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,281
Thank God.
457
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:59,372
I got the president down to $3.5 million.
458
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:01,808
$3.5 million? That's... that's not so bad.
459
00:20:01,809 --> 00:20:03,680
That's really fair. I think that's fair.
460
00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:05,334
We'll just have to cut some funding
461
00:20:05,465 --> 00:20:07,857
for our schools and hospitals and roads,
462
00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:09,642
and that should be that. -Yeah.
463
00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:10,861
OK.
464
00:20:10,948 --> 00:20:13,081
Yeah, well, that's not quite all.
465
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:15,518
As part of the settlement, we also had to agree
466
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:18,694
to doing pro-Trump messaging.
467
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,870
How are we supposed to do pro-Trump messaging?
468
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,220
Oh, come on, guys.
469
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:23,265
We're South Park!
470
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:24,484
We can do it.
471
00:20:24,614 --> 00:20:25,920
-Yeah. All right. -He's right.
472
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,878
-We just gotta work together. -Yeah!
473
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:29,444
-All right! -Yeah! Yeah!
474
00:20:34,711 --> 00:20:37,018
Who walked through the desert for you?
475
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,501
Who survived the wilderness
476
00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:44,591
and gave the ultimate sacrifice?
477
00:20:44,721 --> 00:20:48,420
When things heat up, who will deliver us from temptation?
478
00:20:50,988 --> 00:20:53,295
Donald J. Trump.
479
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:58,561
No matter how hot it gets,
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00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:02,130
he's not afraid to fight for America.
481
00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,961
With conviction, discipline, and trust in God,
482
00:21:07,091 --> 00:21:09,441
he survived the desert.
483
00:21:18,973 --> 00:21:21,280
I'm Donald J. Trump, and I endorse this message.
484
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,022
Trump...
485
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:27,503
his penis is teeny tiny,
486
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:30,332
but his love for us is large.
487
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:48,176
Oh, I think I might be going.
488
00:21:48,263 --> 00:21:50,570
Yep, sweet death is about to come.
489
00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:51,700
I love you, man.
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