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Okay. My turn, my turn.
Um, I got one.
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Great, but can you make it
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a little more challenging
this time?
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Okay. Check this out.
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I spy with my little eye...
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something yellow...
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and round,
and it eats dots.
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Seriously, Ralph?
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Yeah, seriously.
You're never gonna get it.
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Well, obviously,
it's Pac-Man.
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No, that's not...
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Why is that obvious?
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Name one other thing
in this whole arcade
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that is yellow and round
and eats dots.
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I can name two things.
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Ms. Pac-Man
and Baby Pac-Man.
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Boom!
I accept your apology.
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Yeah, you're right. Okay.
But was it Pac-Man?
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Yeah, you got me.
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Knew it.
All right, riddle me this...
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do you or do you not think
that Zangief waxes?
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No way. Look at the guy.
He looks like a yeti.
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I don't know.
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I mean, if the fur
were confined to his chest,
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I might agree...
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but look at those
two very specific
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tuffets of shin hair...
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poking out of his boots.
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That does not just happen,
Ralph. That is a choice.
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You're totally right, kid.
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He's baby smooth
everywhere else.
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I rest my case.
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My mind is blown!
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Let's go get a root beer.
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Okay, let's see
what you got, kid.
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Ooh!
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Nice one. Okay.
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I think I got one
in the chamber.
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Ew!
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- Gross.
- Thank you.
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Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
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Doesn't that game
have a virus?
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No. I'm sure
they fixed it.
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Whoo!
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I'm gonna beat
my speed record!
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Hey, wait for me!
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Ralph.
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Yeah?
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I don't think
they fixed the game.
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Uh... No.
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Help!
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Hey, Tron!
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Tronny!
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Tronny boy!
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Help!
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Do you realize
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we're basically just, like,
zeroes and ones...
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floating around the universe
like tiny specks of dust?
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Like, doesn't the very nature
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of our existence
make you wonder...
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if there's more to life
than this?
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Why would I wonder
if there's more to life
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when the life
I got is perfect?
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I mean, sure. Doesn't
look so hot on paper.
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I'm just a bad guy
from some old video game
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who wrecks a building.
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And yeah, for 27 years,
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I was a total zero
without any friends.
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But now,
I got a best friend...
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who just happens to be
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the coolest kid
in the whole arcade.
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Aw, thanks, pal.
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Watch this.
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Home run!
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All right, let's go
watch the sunrise.
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Are you really saying
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there's not one single,
solitary thing...
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about your life
that you would change?
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Well, think about it.
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You and me get to
goof off all night long.
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Litwak shows up, we go to
work, we put in our hours.
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Then the arcade closes
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and we get to do it
all over again.
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The only thing I might do
different in that scenario...
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would be not having
to go to work.
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Other than that,
I wouldn't change a thing.
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Huh?
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Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
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All right,
let's get you plugged in.
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That's a plug-in alert.
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Litwak hasn't plugged in
a new game in forever.
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- Let's go see what it is!
- Yeah!
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Excuse us. Excuse us.
Minor emergency.
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Hey, Felix, Calhoun,
what's getting plugged in?
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Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks
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it's gonna be
a new pinball machine.
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What do you think,
lady love?
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I'll bet you a shiny nickel
it's a blood pressure machine.
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- Kids love those things.
- Ooh.
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Please be a racing game.
Please be a racing game.
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Please be a racing game.
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"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?
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Well, it's either wiffle ball,
or an arranged marriage game.
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It's actually pronounced
"Wi-Fi," Ralph.
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Yeah, that's what I said.
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And Wi-Fi is the Internet...
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which is an online community
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where human beings
go to shop...
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and play games and socialize.
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Ooh, fun!
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Oh, no, it is not.
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That sign right there
says "Wi-Fi."
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What it should say
is "Die-Fi."
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That's a little humor there.
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But seriously, the Internet
is nothing to laugh at.
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It is new, it is different,
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and therefore
we should fear it.
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So keep out, for Pete's sake,
and get to work.
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The arcade's about to open.
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Figures, we finally get
something new plugged in...
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and we're not even allowed
to go in there.
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Totally not fair.
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A new racing game
would've been cool.
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Something wrong
with your game?
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No, no.
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It's just every bonus level's
been unlocked.
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I know every shortcut.
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Man, I'd kill for even
just a new track.
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New track? You already got,
like, three choices.
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Yeah, I know,
but don't you ever wish
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something new
and different...
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would happen in your game?
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Nope.
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Really? Well,
agree to disagree.
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Wait, I don't wanna disagree.
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No, no. It's just
a fancy way to say
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we don't have to
argue about it.
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We're arguing?
I don't wanna argue.
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Relax. Stop making it
a thing.
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Go to work. I'll see you
tonight, stench vessel.
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All right.
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She wants a new track,
I'll give her a new track.
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Come on, Nafisa!
Let's play Sugar Rush!
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Pick Vanellope, Swati.
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She's got
the best superpower.
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Yeah, the glitch. I love her.
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Drivers,
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start your engines.
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You're gonna lose today,
Princess.
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While, yes, I am technically
a princess, Taffyta...
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I'd rather you just think of
me as plain old Vanellope...
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the racer who's about to
kick your butt.
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Three, two, one, go!
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And pardon me, excuse me,
coming through.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Whoo!
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And one, two, three gumballs
right on cue.
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Yeah, I love it
when she glitches.
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Ooh! Huh.
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Excuse me.
I must have fallen asleep.
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Oh, fun. I'm winning.
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Vanellope takes a huge lead.
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No one's gonna catch her now.
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She's gonna love this.
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Right on time.
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What?
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"Looking for something new...
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"and different?
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"Then take this track."
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Oh, Ralph,
you old son-of-a-gun.
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I'd say I got a little time
for a detour.
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Whoa!
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Hey, look, I think
I unlocked a new track.
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Never seen that before.
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This is awesome!
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Hey, thanks, Ralph!
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You're welcome!
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Get back up
on the track, Swati.
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You're going to lose.
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I can't.
It's like it's driving itself.
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Whoo!
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What is wrong with
this thing?
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What?
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No, no!
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Kid!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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Kid! Kid!
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Oh, kid, I'm so sorry,
are you okay?
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Oh, my gosh.
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What an amazing track!
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Thank you, Ralph! Thank you,
thank you, thank you!
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You're welcome!
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You know I take my duty
as your hero very seriously.
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Wait a minute.
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You took a serious
doody where?
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Vanellope, get up here.
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We have a situation.
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Mr. Litwak, the Vanellope
racer wasn't working...
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and I think maybe I
turned the wheel too hard.
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- Whoa.
- I'm real sorry.
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It's okay, Swati.
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I think I can get it back
on there pretty easy.
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- What did you do, Ralph?
- Nothing.
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Leave him alone.
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He was just trying to
make the game more exciting.
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Yeah, why don't you relax,
Taffyta? Litwak will fix it.
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All right, on you...
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Oh!
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Okay. Still not a problem.
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He'll just order a new part.
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Well, I'd order a new part...
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but the company
that made Sugar Rush
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went out of business
years ago.
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I can try to find one
on the Internet.
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- Good idea.
- Oh, me too.
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Good luck, that'll be like
finding a needle in a...
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I found one! On ebay!
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Really? How about that?
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See? Those kids
have it under control.
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They're just gonna get
another wheel from the eboy.
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Are you
kidding me? How much?
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That's more than this game
makes in a year.
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Aw, I hate to say it,
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but my salvage guy
is coming on Friday...
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and it might be time to sell
Sugar Rush for parts.
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- Aww.
- Where's he going?
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Litwak's gonna
unplug the game.
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Get out of here!
Go, scram, let's go, run!
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Go, run, run,
run, run!
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- Let's go!
- Run!
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Gangway!
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Yeah,
you heard him, gangway!
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Stop it! No running!
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What are you people doing
out of your game,
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for Peter's sake?
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The arcade is open!
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Sugar Rush
is getting unplugged.
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- We're homeless!
- Yeah, yeah, we're homeless!
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Oh, what are we going to do?
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Y'all, calm down, calm down.
Get a hold of yourselves.
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I don't want to be gameless.
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An unplugging.
Good Lord.
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I haven't seen
this many gameless characters
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since Space Invaders
went down.
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Um...
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Where are we gonna live?
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Well, you can stay here until
the arcade closes, I guess...
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and then we'll figure out
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where the heck
we're gonna put you all.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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I raided Gene's fridge.
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Good news, he's got pie.
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00:11:16,845 --> 00:11:18,346
Took a bunch of his pillows
and junk, too.
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I'm thinking we make a fort
up here, or like a yurt.
258
00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:23,484
Or we could take
these pillows...
259
00:11:23,486 --> 00:11:24,851
If we stack them right,
260
00:11:24,853 --> 00:11:26,954
we can make an igloo
out of pillows.
261
00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:30,124
Like a pillow igloo.
Pigloo. Pigloo!
262
00:11:30,126 --> 00:11:31,092
So what do you think, kid?
263
00:11:31,094 --> 00:11:34,164
Fort, yurt, or the obvious
best choice, pigloo?
264
00:11:35,798 --> 00:11:39,167
I can't believe I don't have
a game anymore.
265
00:11:39,169 --> 00:11:42,337
I mean, like, what am I
gonna do all day?
266
00:11:42,339 --> 00:11:45,006
What? Come on,
are you kidding?
267
00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:46,474
You sleep in,
you do no work,
268
00:11:46,476 --> 00:11:48,875
then you go to Tapper's
with me every night.
269
00:11:48,877 --> 00:11:50,844
I've literally
just described paradise.
270
00:11:50,846 --> 00:11:52,846
But I loved my game.
271
00:11:52,848 --> 00:11:53,814
Oh, come on.
272
00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:55,116
You were just bellyaching
about the tracks
273
00:11:55,118 --> 00:11:56,284
being too easy.
274
00:11:56,286 --> 00:11:58,453
No, that doesn't mean
I didn't love it.
275
00:11:58,455 --> 00:12:02,190
Yeah, sure,
it was kind of predictable...
276
00:12:02,192 --> 00:12:06,827
but still I never really knew
what might happen in a race.
277
00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:08,396
And it's that,
it's that feeling,
278
00:12:08,398 --> 00:12:11,366
that not-knowing-what's-
coming-next feeling.
279
00:12:11,368 --> 00:12:15,438
That's the stuff.
That feels like life to me.
280
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,807
And if I'm not a racer,
Ralph...
281
00:12:20,844 --> 00:12:22,176
what am I?
282
00:12:22,178 --> 00:12:23,544
Well, you're my best friend.
283
00:12:23,546 --> 00:12:24,979
That's not enough.
284
00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:26,114
Hey.
285
00:12:26,116 --> 00:12:27,949
No, I just...
286
00:12:27,951 --> 00:12:30,920
I'm sorry,
I know I'm being weird.
287
00:12:32,856 --> 00:12:36,524
I think maybe I just need
to be alone right now.
288
00:12:36,526 --> 00:12:37,560
Oh.
289
00:12:38,628 --> 00:12:41,095
Okay.
290
00:12:41,097 --> 00:12:43,566
I'll meet you over at Tapper's
in a little while, I guess.
291
00:12:44,534 --> 00:12:46,303
If you want.
292
00:12:48,505 --> 00:12:50,104
All right, now...
293
00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:51,372
we found some good homes
294
00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:53,308
for so many of our chumsfrom Sugar Rush...
295
00:12:53,310 --> 00:12:55,076
and we're just hoping
a few more of you
296
00:12:55,078 --> 00:12:56,244
will open your doors...
297
00:12:56,246 --> 00:12:58,246
and your hearts
to those in need.
298
00:12:58,248 --> 00:13:01,049
Well, I suppose
that large green olive
299
00:13:01,051 --> 00:13:02,884
will fit in nicely
with my decor.
300
00:13:02,886 --> 00:13:05,119
I'm a sour ball.
301
00:13:05,121 --> 00:13:07,922
Well, beggars can't be
choosers, can they?
302
00:13:07,924 --> 00:13:09,457
Come along, condiment.
303
00:13:09,459 --> 00:13:11,225
Mm-kay.
304
00:13:11,227 --> 00:13:14,197
Marvelous.
That just leaves the racers.
305
00:13:14,998 --> 00:13:16,597
We're, like, adorable.
306
00:13:16,599 --> 00:13:18,366
You sure are.
307
00:13:18,368 --> 00:13:20,535
So, any takers?
308
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,505
Um...
309
00:13:24,507 --> 00:13:26,242
Anyone?
310
00:13:29,412 --> 00:13:32,480
Felix, I know
we've never once talked about
311
00:13:32,482 --> 00:13:34,449
having a family before, but...
312
00:13:34,451 --> 00:13:36,351
I know, it feels
like the kind of thing
313
00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:37,919
you just jump into
with both feet...
314
00:13:37,921 --> 00:13:39,655
and nary a plan.
315
00:13:39,657 --> 00:13:42,457
Felix and I will
give them sanctuary.
316
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,992
Can I get a quick word
with you two?
317
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:49,397
Look, I get it.
318
00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:51,099
You've been married
six years,
319
00:13:51,101 --> 00:13:52,501
you're looking to
spice things up...
320
00:13:52,503 --> 00:13:54,603
but trust me,
adopting 15 children
321
00:13:54,605 --> 00:13:56,437
is the wrong kind of spice.
322
00:13:56,439 --> 00:13:58,373
Those things
are basically feral.
323
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:03,378
Pardon me, sir, but those
youngsters are lambs.
324
00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:07,181
Lost little lambs in need of
two kind, caring shepherds.
325
00:14:07,183 --> 00:14:08,349
That's right.
326
00:14:08,351 --> 00:14:11,520
Besides, how hard
can parenting be?
327
00:14:11,522 --> 00:14:13,354
You treat the child
like your best friend...
328
00:14:13,356 --> 00:14:15,223
you give them
everything they want...
329
00:14:15,225 --> 00:14:16,658
and you just love
their little socks off.
330
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:18,025
Right, Tammy?
331
00:14:18,027 --> 00:14:19,595
Darn-tootin'.
332
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,262
Huh?
333
00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,432
Come and get it.
334
00:14:23,434 --> 00:14:24,500
Get your own candle.
335
00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:27,168
Hey, Mom,
why does your lame TV
336
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,670
only have one channel?
337
00:14:28,672 --> 00:14:31,540
Well,
hate to say I told ya...
338
00:14:31,542 --> 00:14:33,141
Ow!
339
00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:45,153
Hey, Tapper?
340
00:14:45,155 --> 00:14:47,256
No, Ralph.
I haven't seen Vanellope.
341
00:14:47,258 --> 00:14:50,325
Not since the last time
you asked me 30 seconds ago.
342
00:14:50,327 --> 00:14:52,561
Sorry. I'm just
worried about her.
343
00:14:52,563 --> 00:14:56,632
She's glitching like crazy,
and acting super insecure.
344
00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,667
Oh. And get this,
she said...
345
00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:01,171
being friends with me
wasn't enough for her.
346
00:15:02,172 --> 00:15:04,038
Not enough?
I'm a great friend!
347
00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:05,707
Right, Tapper? Right?
348
00:15:05,709 --> 00:15:08,075
I'm sorry.
Who's acting insecure?
349
00:15:08,077 --> 00:15:09,445
Ralph, come on.
350
00:15:09,447 --> 00:15:12,247
The kid just lost her game.
Give her a break.
351
00:15:13,484 --> 00:15:15,350
There you are... Oh.
352
00:15:15,352 --> 00:15:16,452
Hey, Ralph.
353
00:15:16,454 --> 00:15:19,020
Hey, Felix. Since when
do you drink root beer?
354
00:15:19,022 --> 00:15:20,255
Since tonight.
355
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:22,291
Yeah, I hear you, buddy.
356
00:15:22,293 --> 00:15:24,526
Hey, listen. This one was
supposed to be for Vanellope.
357
00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:25,694
I guess you can have it.
358
00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,429
Doesn't look like
she's coming.
359
00:15:27,431 --> 00:15:28,597
Thanks.
360
00:15:28,599 --> 00:15:30,299
You know,
I can't help but think
361
00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:32,501
this whole mess
is somehow...
362
00:15:32,503 --> 00:15:35,204
partially my fault.
363
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:38,273
It figures. Just when
my life was perfect.
364
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:40,108
Mine was, too.
365
00:15:40,110 --> 00:15:43,512
But, hey,
now I'm a father of 15.
366
00:15:43,514 --> 00:15:46,114
Isn't that just a blessing?
367
00:15:49,753 --> 00:15:53,155
Eeeee-oh-boy!
368
00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:55,424
Wait. What'd
you say, Felix?
369
00:15:55,426 --> 00:15:57,626
Um, isn't that
just a blessing?
370
00:15:57,628 --> 00:15:59,228
No, the weird sound thing.
371
00:15:59,230 --> 00:16:00,696
Oh. Eeeee-oh-boy?
372
00:16:00,698 --> 00:16:02,731
Yeah. Eee-oh...
373
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,099
Sorry, say it again?
374
00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:06,101
- Eeeee-oh-boy.
- Eeeee-oh-boy!
375
00:16:06,103 --> 00:16:08,237
- Eee-oh-boy!
- Eee-boy! Say it again?
376
00:16:08,239 --> 00:16:09,404
- Eeeee-oh-boy!
- Eeeee-oh-boy.
377
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:11,740
- Eeeee-oh-boy...
- eboy! eboy! eboy!
378
00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:12,841
- eboy? eboy?
- eboy.
379
00:16:12,843 --> 00:16:14,576
Yeah.
380
00:16:14,578 --> 00:16:15,777
Um, what are you getting
at there, Ralph?
381
00:16:15,779 --> 00:16:17,546
That kid out in the arcade
382
00:16:17,548 --> 00:16:19,181
said there was
a steering wheel part...
383
00:16:19,183 --> 00:16:22,384
on the Internet, it's
something called eboy or...
384
00:16:22,386 --> 00:16:24,786
ebay! That's it,
it was ebay!
385
00:16:24,788 --> 00:16:26,455
Ralph, are you thinking about
386
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:28,790
going to the Internet
and finding that part?
387
00:16:28,792 --> 00:16:29,926
Getting that part's
the only thing
388
00:16:29,928 --> 00:16:31,827
that's gonna fix the game
and that's the only thing
389
00:16:31,829 --> 00:16:33,830
that's gonna make
Vanellope happy again.
390
00:16:33,832 --> 00:16:35,664
And if Sugar Rush is fixed,
391
00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,799
all those lovable scamps
living in my house...
392
00:16:37,801 --> 00:16:40,202
and destroying my sanity
393
00:16:40,204 --> 00:16:42,638
will have homes
of their own again!
394
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,741
Ralph, this is an important mission.
A noble mission!
395
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:46,742
I will cover for you.
396
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,677
Thanks, pal.
397
00:16:48,679 --> 00:16:51,346
Ralph, what about your tab?
You owe me for the root beer.
398
00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:53,115
Oh, Felix is gonna
cover for me.
399
00:16:53,117 --> 00:16:55,517
Drinks on the house, everybody!
Felix is paying.
400
00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:57,354
Shoryuken!
401
00:16:57,856 --> 00:16:59,657
Eeeee-oh-boy.
402
00:17:06,497 --> 00:17:08,397
Boo!
403
00:17:08,399 --> 00:17:10,532
Ralph, what is wrong
with you?
404
00:17:10,534 --> 00:17:11,868
Start churning butter
405
00:17:11,870 --> 00:17:14,469
and put on your church
shoes, little sister...
406
00:17:14,471 --> 00:17:17,439
'cause we're about to
blast off!
407
00:17:17,441 --> 00:17:19,641
What are you
even talking about?
408
00:17:19,643 --> 00:17:20,710
Oh, we're going to
the Internet.
409
00:17:20,712 --> 00:17:21,644
What?
410
00:17:21,646 --> 00:17:23,478
Yeah, to find the part
to fix your game.
411
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:24,546
No way!
412
00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:25,782
Yeah, I probably
should've just said,
413
00:17:25,784 --> 00:17:27,549
"We're going to the Internet."
We're going to the Internet!
414
00:17:27,551 --> 00:17:29,752
Yeah, we are!
415
00:17:29,754 --> 00:17:32,487
Hey, Surge,
are we glad to see you.
416
00:17:32,489 --> 00:17:33,856
We want to report
some malfeasance
417
00:17:33,858 --> 00:17:35,324
over by the Whac-A-Mole.
418
00:17:35,326 --> 00:17:36,893
Yeah, we saw
some undesirables
419
00:17:36,895 --> 00:17:39,528
causing a real donnybrook
over there.
420
00:17:39,530 --> 00:17:41,664
Oh, heck no.
Not on my watch.
421
00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:42,867
Appreciate the tip.
422
00:17:48,238 --> 00:17:50,238
So, all we gotta do
is find this eboy place.
423
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,841
- Ebay.
- Right, ebay.
424
00:17:51,843 --> 00:17:54,176
So we go there,
get the steering wheel...
425
00:17:54,178 --> 00:17:55,678
we have it delivered
to Litwak before Friday.
426
00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,245
He'll fix your game.
427
00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:58,815
Everything goes back
to the way it was.
428
00:17:58,817 --> 00:18:00,617
Boom! Happily ever after.
429
00:18:00,619 --> 00:18:02,250
This is a shockingly sound,
430
00:18:02,252 --> 00:18:03,753
well-thought-out idea
for you, Ralph.
431
00:18:03,755 --> 00:18:04,887
No offense.
432
00:18:04,889 --> 00:18:06,421
I know. And none taken.
433
00:18:06,423 --> 00:18:07,590
Ooh, here it comes.
434
00:18:07,592 --> 00:18:09,659
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls...
435
00:18:09,661 --> 00:18:11,863
I give you the Internet!
436
00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:16,566
Huh.
437
00:18:16,568 --> 00:18:18,601
The Internet is
not nearly as impressive
438
00:18:18,603 --> 00:18:20,470
as how Sonic described it.
439
00:18:20,472 --> 00:18:22,739
Yeah, I gotta admit,
I'm underwhelmed.
440
00:18:22,741 --> 00:18:25,273
Where do you think
they keep their ebay?
441
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:26,241
Beats me.
442
00:18:26,243 --> 00:18:28,343
Hello, anybody here?
443
00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:29,779
Anyone? Hello!
444
00:18:29,781 --> 00:18:31,948
We're looking for ebay!
445
00:18:31,950 --> 00:18:34,851
Ooh. Did you hear that, kid?
Sweet echo.
446
00:18:34,853 --> 00:18:36,318
Check this out.
447
00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:42,392
Hoolie-hoo!
Hoolie-hoo!
448
00:18:42,394 --> 00:18:44,594
Okay, connect to network.
449
00:18:44,596 --> 00:18:46,696
Bingo.
450
00:18:46,698 --> 00:18:50,769
Password is "high score"
with a zero instead of an "o."
451
00:18:51,436 --> 00:18:52,602
Yes.
452
00:18:52,604 --> 00:18:54,839
And we are online.
453
00:19:01,880 --> 00:19:03,980
Hoolie-hoo!
454
00:19:03,982 --> 00:19:06,582
Hoolie-hoolie-hoo!
455
00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:08,284
Ooh, Ralph, look.
456
00:19:08,286 --> 00:19:10,553
Cool. Mood lighting.
457
00:19:14,693 --> 00:19:15,758
Ahhh! That's a gremlin!
Stay away! It's a gremlin!
458
00:19:15,760 --> 00:19:17,228
It looks like
a tiny Mr. Litwak.
459
00:19:19,364 --> 00:19:21,266
IP address 415-1037-483.
460
00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:24,701
Oh, cool! Come on, Ralph,
let's follow him!
461
00:19:24,703 --> 00:19:26,869
Hey, wait for me!
Kid, come back! Wait!
462
00:19:26,871 --> 00:19:28,838
Hey!
Don't leave without me!
463
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,306
IP address 415-1037-483.
464
00:19:31,309 --> 00:19:32,610
Vanellope!
465
00:19:34,612 --> 00:19:36,412
I can't breathe.
I don't fit.
466
00:19:40,285 --> 00:19:42,018
Whoo-hoo!
467
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:45,321
Yeah! Whoo!
468
00:19:57,502 --> 00:19:58,701
Kid!
469
00:19:58,703 --> 00:20:00,503
Ralph! Isn't this great?
470
00:20:00,505 --> 00:20:02,405
No, it is not!
471
00:20:02,407 --> 00:20:03,808
Whoo-hoo!
472
00:20:08,981 --> 00:20:10,080
No, no, no.
473
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,989
Whoa!
474
00:20:45,918 --> 00:20:47,951
Sweet mother
of monkey milk!
475
00:20:47,953 --> 00:20:49,987
Whoa!
476
00:20:49,989 --> 00:20:52,455
Kid, I don't think
we're in Litwak's anymore.
477
00:20:52,457 --> 00:20:55,424
We most certainly
are not, friendo.
478
00:20:55,426 --> 00:20:58,530
We are in the Internet!
Come on, Ralph!
479
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:09,039
Holy cow!
480
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:10,406
Look at all this stuff.
481
00:21:10,408 --> 00:21:11,707
Whoa.
482
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:15,580
This is the most beautiful
miracle I've ever seen.
483
00:21:16,849 --> 00:21:18,648
But it's so big.
484
00:21:18,650 --> 00:21:20,884
It goes on
forever and ever.
485
00:21:20,886 --> 00:21:22,418
How are we
possibly gonna find
486
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:23,619
ebay out there?
487
00:21:23,621 --> 00:21:26,422
Hey, kid. Kid, don't worry.
488
00:21:26,424 --> 00:21:27,658
I'm sure
there's someone out here
489
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:29,660
who could give us directions.
Oh!
490
00:21:29,662 --> 00:21:31,061
Look at that little egg guy.
491
00:21:31,063 --> 00:21:32,796
He's got on one of those hats
that smart people wear.
492
00:21:32,798 --> 00:21:34,631
I bet he could
help us. Come on.
493
00:21:34,633 --> 00:21:36,399
Welcome back
to the search bar, madam.
494
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:37,466
I hope you were able
to find
495
00:21:37,468 --> 00:21:39,102
a satisfactory
breakfast burrito...
496
00:21:39,104 --> 00:21:41,872
based upon the search results
I provided this morning.
497
00:21:41,874 --> 00:21:44,608
What can KnowsMore
help you find now?
498
00:21:44,610 --> 00:21:47,044
Where can I find ballet...?
499
00:21:47,046 --> 00:21:48,912
Ballet shoes? Ballet classes?
Ballet folklorico?
500
00:21:48,914 --> 00:21:50,047
...tights?
501
00:21:50,049 --> 00:21:51,114
Girls' size small.
502
00:21:51,116 --> 00:21:54,117
Oh, little Madeline's
trying ballet now, is she?
503
00:21:54,119 --> 00:21:55,955
I hope this lasts longer
than the soccer phase.
504
00:21:58,691 --> 00:21:59,823
Hmm.
505
00:21:59,825 --> 00:22:01,692
I found 23 million results
506
00:22:01,694 --> 00:22:04,094
for ballet tights,
girls' size small.
507
00:22:04,096 --> 00:22:05,430
Isn't that interesting?
508
00:22:06,732 --> 00:22:09,933
Redirecting
to DesmondsTutus.com.
509
00:22:09,935 --> 00:22:11,735
They never say thank you.
510
00:22:11,737 --> 00:22:13,770
Oh, hello, sir.
511
00:22:13,772 --> 00:22:15,739
Interesting, you don't seem to
have a search history.
512
00:22:15,741 --> 00:22:17,174
Well, let's start one for you.
513
00:22:17,176 --> 00:22:18,942
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
514
00:22:18,944 --> 00:22:20,711
- Um...
- Umbrella. Umbrage.
515
00:22:20,713 --> 00:22:22,446
- Umami. Uma Thurman.
- No.
516
00:22:22,448 --> 00:22:24,448
Noah's Ark. No Doubt.
Nordstrom Rack.
517
00:22:24,450 --> 00:22:25,716
Err.
518
00:22:25,718 --> 00:22:29,152
Ergonomics. Urban Outfitters.
Urkel, played by Jaleel White.
519
00:22:29,154 --> 00:22:30,988
Looks like no one put
Humpty Dumpty together again.
520
00:22:30,990 --> 00:22:32,856
This guy's
a little soft-boiled.
521
00:22:32,858 --> 00:22:33,991
I'm pretty sure
he's just trying to
522
00:22:33,993 --> 00:22:35,492
guess what you're gonna say.
523
00:22:35,494 --> 00:22:36,760
Yes. I'm sorry,
524
00:22:36,762 --> 00:22:39,529
but my autofill
is a touch aggressive today.
525
00:22:39,531 --> 00:22:41,865
Let me try.
ebay Sugar Rush
526
00:22:41,867 --> 00:22:42,801
steering wheel.
527
00:22:44,904 --> 00:22:45,836
Oh.
528
00:22:45,838 --> 00:22:48,739
I only found one result
for your query.
529
00:22:48,741 --> 00:22:50,142
Hmm. Isn't that interesting?
530
00:22:51,944 --> 00:22:53,510
What? How did you...?
531
00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:55,212
Ah, the Internet's
very intuitive.
532
00:22:55,214 --> 00:22:57,114
Thank you, Mr. KnowsMore.
533
00:22:57,116 --> 00:22:58,882
Well, you're welcome.
534
00:22:58,884 --> 00:23:00,617
Redirecting to ebay.
535
00:23:02,054 --> 00:23:06,023
I like her.
What a delightful girl.
536
00:23:06,025 --> 00:23:08,492
Slow traffic
will be fined for speeds
537
00:23:08,494 --> 00:23:10,729
less than three megabytes
per second.
538
00:23:37,556 --> 00:23:39,056
Wow, I guess
we know where to go
539
00:23:39,058 --> 00:23:41,858
if we ever need
a pair of goggles.
540
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:43,694
There's a whole building
full of them.
541
00:23:43,696 --> 00:23:45,165
Oh! There it is! ebay!
542
00:23:53,806 --> 00:23:55,106
Ralph, we're really
gonna do it.
543
00:23:55,108 --> 00:23:57,007
We're actually gonna
save my game.
544
00:23:57,009 --> 00:23:58,242
Told you not to worry.
545
00:23:58,244 --> 00:24:01,745
We just gotta keep our eyes
on the prize and stay focused.
546
00:24:01,747 --> 00:24:04,014
Get rid of belly fat
using this one weird trick.
547
00:24:04,016 --> 00:24:05,649
Ooh! I love weird tricks.
548
00:24:05,651 --> 00:24:06,583
Sassy housewives
want to meet you.
549
00:24:06,585 --> 00:24:07,884
They do?
550
00:24:07,886 --> 00:24:08,919
Congratulations,
you're a winner!
551
00:24:08,921 --> 00:24:09,820
Really?
552
00:24:09,822 --> 00:24:11,588
These ten child stars
went to prison.
553
00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:12,756
Number six will amaze you.
554
00:24:12,758 --> 00:24:13,924
Ooh. That sounds
interesting.
555
00:24:13,926 --> 00:24:15,126
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
556
00:24:15,128 --> 00:24:16,294
Click here
to find out how.
557
00:24:16,296 --> 00:24:17,694
Ralph, come on!
558
00:24:17,696 --> 00:24:19,629
But there's a lot of
cool stuff here.
559
00:24:19,631 --> 00:24:22,033
I'll be right here if you
change your mind, brother.
560
00:24:22,035 --> 00:24:22,933
Ooh, how about you, lady?
561
00:24:22,935 --> 00:24:24,536
You wanna get rich
playing video games?
562
00:24:29,109 --> 00:24:30,841
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next item up...
563
00:24:30,843 --> 00:24:32,743
a black velvet painting
of a sorrowful kitten.
564
00:24:32,745 --> 00:24:34,312
Bidding starts at 49.99.
565
00:24:34,314 --> 00:24:35,213
850 for the beaver,
566
00:24:35,215 --> 00:24:36,548
the beautifully
taxidermied beaver...
567
00:24:39,152 --> 00:24:40,952
...a gently used
artificial hip...
568
00:24:40,954 --> 00:24:42,954
and the bidding's open
at $10. Do I hear 20?
569
00:24:42,956 --> 00:24:44,322
Do I hear 350?
Who'll give me 350?
570
00:24:44,324 --> 00:24:45,289
50, 50, 50 now.
571
00:24:45,291 --> 00:24:46,790
- Who'll give me 350?
- 400!
572
00:24:46,792 --> 00:24:48,126
Going once,
going twice and sold!
573
00:24:48,128 --> 00:24:49,293
The tortilla chip shaped like
574
00:24:49,295 --> 00:24:52,230
international superstar Beyonce Knowles...
goes for 400.
575
00:24:52,232 --> 00:24:53,998
Yay! So happy.
576
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,100
Are you understanding
how this game works?
577
00:24:56,102 --> 00:24:59,270
I think all you have to do is
yell out the biggest number...
578
00:24:59,272 --> 00:25:01,806
and then you win this stuff.
579
00:25:01,808 --> 00:25:03,707
And I thought
Qbert's game was weird.
580
00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:04,674
Hey, kid, hop up here...
581
00:25:04,676 --> 00:25:05,977
and see if you can tell
582
00:25:05,979 --> 00:25:06,846
where they keep
their steering wheels.
583
00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:08,980
Uh, there's a bunch of
584
00:25:08,982 --> 00:25:11,249
sports memberabilia.
585
00:25:11,251 --> 00:25:14,152
And big baby clothes
called "lingerie."
586
00:25:14,154 --> 00:25:16,354
- Huh.
- Go to the right, move right.
587
00:25:16,356 --> 00:25:19,090
Oh. There's a row with a
bunch of old video game junk!
588
00:25:19,092 --> 00:25:21,259
Oh, there it is!
There it is! I see it!
589
00:25:21,261 --> 00:25:22,794
Oh, someone else
is trying to win it.
590
00:25:22,796 --> 00:25:24,395
Come on! Hurry, let's go!
591
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,463
We got 275.
592
00:25:25,465 --> 00:25:27,698
And with 30 seconds left
in the auction, we have 275.
593
00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:29,000
Move! Move! Hey!
594
00:25:29,002 --> 00:25:30,368
- That's ours! Out of the way!
- Do I hear a three?
595
00:25:30,370 --> 00:25:31,736
- I'll give you three!
- I got three!
596
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:32,970
Can I get a 305? 305?
Can I get a 3-5?
597
00:25:32,972 --> 00:25:34,972
- 305.
- 305, can I get a 310?
598
00:25:34,974 --> 00:25:36,307
- Can you bid 310?
- 310.
599
00:25:36,309 --> 00:25:37,975
- 315.
- 320.
600
00:25:37,977 --> 00:25:39,043
325.
601
00:25:39,045 --> 00:25:40,978
Oh, man, this guy is good.
602
00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:42,747
He keeps coming up with
numbers like it's nothing.
603
00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:44,916
I have three-and-a-quarter.
Do I hear 350?
604
00:25:44,918 --> 00:25:46,217
- 350? 350?
- Watch this.
605
00:25:46,219 --> 00:25:47,185
1,000!
606
00:25:47,187 --> 00:25:48,719
1,000!
607
00:25:48,721 --> 00:25:49,987
We now have a bid of 1,000!
608
00:25:49,989 --> 00:25:52,223
Way to go, kid!
That is a huge number.
609
00:25:52,225 --> 00:25:53,791
- Thank you.
- Check this out.
610
00:25:53,793 --> 00:25:55,359
15,000!
611
00:25:55,361 --> 00:25:57,328
15,000! Do I hear 15-5?
612
00:25:58,431 --> 00:25:59,964
15-fiver!
613
00:25:59,966 --> 00:26:01,299
- 16!
- 17!
614
00:26:01,301 --> 00:26:02,400
- 18!
- 20!
615
00:26:02,402 --> 00:26:04,135
- 23!
- 25!
616
00:26:04,137 --> 00:26:06,003
- 27!
- 27 and one!
617
00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:08,439
And sold! For 27,001...
618
00:26:08,441 --> 00:26:09,907
to the barefoot hobo
619
00:26:09,909 --> 00:26:11,209
in the broken overalls.
620
00:26:11,211 --> 00:26:12,376
Hey, that's me!
621
00:26:12,378 --> 00:26:13,711
- We won!
- We won!
622
00:26:13,713 --> 00:26:14,879
Congratulations.
Here's your voucher
623
00:26:14,881 --> 00:26:17,315
for auction item 197324579.
624
00:26:17,317 --> 00:26:19,185
Please take it to checkout
for processing.
625
00:26:20,153 --> 00:26:22,019
So, we are set to ship
626
00:26:22,021 --> 00:26:23,321
one Sugar Rush
steering wheel...
627
00:26:23,323 --> 00:26:25,056
Mmm-hmm.
- ...to a Litwak's Family
628
00:26:25,058 --> 00:26:26,357
FunLand in Los Aburridos,
California.
629
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:27,425
Yep!
630
00:26:27,427 --> 00:26:28,793
With expedited shipping,
631
00:26:28,795 --> 00:26:30,895
that should arrive
Wednesday morning.
632
00:26:30,897 --> 00:26:33,364
That's two whole days before
Litwak scraps your game.
633
00:26:33,366 --> 00:26:35,233
We're way ahead of schedule.
634
00:26:35,235 --> 00:26:36,435
We rule!
635
00:26:36,437 --> 00:26:38,703
I'll just need
a credit card number.
636
00:26:38,705 --> 00:26:40,405
Sorry, what's a
credit card number?
637
00:26:40,407 --> 00:26:42,874
A credit card number.
638
00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:45,078
Number. Right.
Uh, seven.
639
00:26:45,712 --> 00:26:47,078
Excuse me?
640
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,114
Sorry, no. You're right,
ridiculous. I meant 11.
641
00:26:50,116 --> 00:26:51,916
Those aren't
credit card numbers.
642
00:26:51,918 --> 00:26:53,418
I'm pretty sure they are.
643
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,119
How exactly do you intend
to pay for this item, sir?
644
00:26:55,121 --> 00:26:57,356
You owe $27,001.
645
00:26:57,358 --> 00:26:58,923
What?
646
00:26:58,925 --> 00:27:01,326
Dollars? Dollars like money?
647
00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,195
Yes, and if you don't
have a credit card...
648
00:27:04,197 --> 00:27:06,097
we also accept PayPal,
Venmo,
649
00:27:06,099 --> 00:27:08,132
ProPay, SquareCash
and BuzzzyBucks.
650
00:27:08,134 --> 00:27:09,834
Uh...
651
00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:11,438
You're gonna laugh. Okay.
652
00:27:13,407 --> 00:27:17,241
So this big galoot, he
left his wallet at home.
653
00:27:17,243 --> 00:27:20,111
Yeah, yeah, I did leave
my wallet at home,
654
00:27:20,113 --> 00:27:21,948
in my wallet room.
And the door's locked.
655
00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:23,915
Uh-huh.
656
00:27:23,917 --> 00:27:26,184
Look. If you don't pay
within 24 hours...
657
00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,353
you will be in violation
of the unpaid item policy...
658
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:30,821
you will forfeit the bid,
and you will lose this item.
659
00:27:30,823 --> 00:27:31,824
Next!
660
00:27:34,127 --> 00:27:35,327
Hey, buddy,
you going to eboy?
661
00:27:35,329 --> 00:27:37,429
Well, I got some free advice
for you. Don't.
662
00:27:37,431 --> 00:27:39,431
What a scam!
663
00:27:39,433 --> 00:27:42,203
We were so close,
and we would have gotten...
664
00:27:43,304 --> 00:27:45,404
Look, their signs
aren't even real!
665
00:27:50,777 --> 00:27:53,212
What the heck? Dang Internet.
666
00:27:56,483 --> 00:27:59,850
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
667
00:27:59,852 --> 00:28:02,019
Hey, kid. What's going on?
What's wrong?
668
00:28:02,021 --> 00:28:03,188
If I don't have
a steering wheel,
669
00:28:03,190 --> 00:28:05,390
I don't have a game,
I'm gameless.
670
00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:08,360
There's only one steering
wheel in the whole Internet...
671
00:28:08,362 --> 00:28:11,163
and we blew our chance
to get it. We blew it!
672
00:28:11,165 --> 00:28:13,131
Hey, hey, hey, calm down.
673
00:28:13,133 --> 00:28:14,865
We came here
to save your game,
674
00:28:14,867 --> 00:28:15,967
and that's what
we're gonna do.
675
00:28:15,969 --> 00:28:17,035
Right.
676
00:28:17,037 --> 00:28:18,403
- Okay?
- Okay, yeah.
677
00:28:19,872 --> 00:28:21,839
There you go.
678
00:28:21,841 --> 00:28:24,042
Now look,
all we got to do...
679
00:28:24,044 --> 00:28:27,145
is figure out a way to earn
a little bit of moola.
680
00:28:27,147 --> 00:28:30,549
We're video game characters,
Ralph. We don't have moola.
681
00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:32,251
Unless you can think
of some magical way
682
00:28:32,253 --> 00:28:35,055
to get rich
playing video games.
683
00:28:38,359 --> 00:28:40,325
Wanna get rich
playing video games?
684
00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:42,160
Click right here
to find out how.
685
00:28:42,162 --> 00:28:44,229
Back off, pop-up!
686
00:28:44,231 --> 00:28:45,497
Right this way, miss.
687
00:28:45,499 --> 00:28:47,199
Dang pop-up blockers.
688
00:28:47,201 --> 00:28:49,534
Why does everybody
gotta be so mean?
689
00:28:49,536 --> 00:28:51,903
Ooh! There he is! Oh, thank
goodness you're still here!
690
00:28:51,905 --> 00:28:55,073
Me and my friend here, we got
24 hours to make $27,001...
691
00:28:55,075 --> 00:28:56,408
or she loses her game.
692
00:28:56,410 --> 00:28:57,576
Yeah, can you please tell us
693
00:28:57,578 --> 00:28:59,878
how to get rich
playing video games?
694
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,580
You bet!
695
00:29:01,582 --> 00:29:04,016
Come on, click here, and
I'll take you to my website.
696
00:29:07,288 --> 00:29:10,088
You got an ample carriage
there, buster.
697
00:29:10,090 --> 00:29:11,356
Causing a little drag.
698
00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:12,557
Sorry. You're getting close
to the edge.
699
00:29:12,559 --> 00:29:13,659
Huh?
700
00:29:13,661 --> 00:29:16,595
You see the...?
The edge. The edge!
701
00:29:18,565 --> 00:29:21,366
By the way,
my name is JP Spamley...
702
00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:22,901
and I'd like to welcome
the both of you
703
00:29:22,903 --> 00:29:24,436
to the Spamley family.
704
00:29:26,073 --> 00:29:29,241
All right,
step into my parlor.
705
00:29:29,243 --> 00:29:31,410
This is your website?
706
00:29:31,412 --> 00:29:33,078
I know what you're thinking,
not to worry.
707
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:34,613
My anti-virus guy
was just here.
708
00:29:34,615 --> 00:29:36,014
Clean as a...
709
00:29:36,016 --> 00:29:37,416
Oh!
710
00:29:37,418 --> 00:29:38,517
Dang it!
711
00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:39,618
Oh, my gosh.
That's embarrassing.
712
00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:41,486
Anyway, I know
it's a bit of a mess...
713
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,055
Hey, Gord!
714
00:29:43,057 --> 00:29:44,623
But I do have a system here,
I really do.
715
00:29:44,625 --> 00:29:46,925
If I can just
find that... Gord!
716
00:29:46,927 --> 00:29:49,094
I just got to find this list.
717
00:29:49,096 --> 00:29:50,329
Oh, there you are.
718
00:29:50,331 --> 00:29:53,365
These guys are looking to
get rich playing video games.
719
00:29:53,367 --> 00:29:54,535
What do you got for them,
partner?
720
00:30:03,611 --> 00:30:05,477
Thank you.
721
00:30:05,479 --> 00:30:09,114
"Fishwife's amulet,
Wizard Quest, three dollars."
722
00:30:09,116 --> 00:30:11,083
"Foxhole hammer,
723
00:30:11,085 --> 00:30:12,984
"Zombie Crusades,
five dollars"?
724
00:30:12,986 --> 00:30:14,519
Now, those there are
725
00:30:14,521 --> 00:30:16,988
some of your more
commonplace, low-dollar items.
726
00:30:16,990 --> 00:30:19,191
Can you back up a sec,
Mr. Spamley?
727
00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:21,259
Um, you're saying if we find
728
00:30:21,261 --> 00:30:22,994
the Golden Cleats
729
00:30:22,996 --> 00:30:24,630
from Pro League Soccer...
730
00:30:24,632 --> 00:30:27,299
we find those and bring them
back here to you...
731
00:30:27,301 --> 00:30:30,603
then a human being in the
real world will pay us $15?
732
00:30:30,605 --> 00:30:31,637
Yes, ma'am.
733
00:30:31,639 --> 00:30:34,172
Welcome to the exciting world
of loot hunting.
734
00:30:34,174 --> 00:30:35,440
Folks go into games...
735
00:30:35,442 --> 00:30:37,442
they harvest
the most coveted items...
736
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,311
and they sell them
on my website
737
00:30:39,313 --> 00:30:41,346
to the highest bidder.
Ha-ha?
738
00:30:41,348 --> 00:30:43,048
Okay, but here's the thing...
739
00:30:43,050 --> 00:30:45,117
we need like
a buttload of money.
740
00:30:45,119 --> 00:30:47,555
So, do you have any more
lucrative items, maybe?
741
00:30:48,188 --> 00:30:49,189
Gord!
742
00:30:50,023 --> 00:30:51,189
Gord!
743
00:30:51,191 --> 00:30:52,092
Oh, there you are.
744
00:30:54,529 --> 00:30:56,962
Thank you, buddy.
You're such a nice guy.
745
00:30:56,964 --> 00:30:59,364
Is $40,000 lucrative
enough for you?
746
00:30:59,366 --> 00:31:00,466
- Whoa!
- Whoa.
747
00:31:00,468 --> 00:31:02,134
It's more than enough.
748
00:31:02,136 --> 00:31:04,069
I got a guy
in Des Moines, Iowa...
749
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:06,972
who will pay 40 grand
for Shank's car...
750
00:31:06,974 --> 00:31:08,674
from a game
called Slaughter Race.
751
00:31:08,676 --> 00:31:10,242
A racing game?
752
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:12,210
That's right. Slaughter Race
is the most popular
753
00:31:12,212 --> 00:31:14,212
online racing game
out there.
754
00:31:14,214 --> 00:31:16,148
However,
it is wicked dangerous.
755
00:31:16,150 --> 00:31:17,550
We ain't afraid of danger.
756
00:31:17,552 --> 00:31:19,552
This kid's the best racer
in the whole world.
757
00:31:19,554 --> 00:31:22,588
We'll get you that car,
no problemo.
758
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:26,057
Slaughter Race!
Enter at your own risk.
759
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,470
Okay, this game
is kind of amazing.
760
00:31:37,405 --> 00:31:40,273
Meh, the attention to detail
is pretty impressive.
761
00:31:41,376 --> 00:31:43,376
I don't think
I've ever been in a game
762
00:31:43,378 --> 00:31:44,610
with smog before.
763
00:31:46,079 --> 00:31:48,748
- Nice kitty. Nice kitty.
- Easy, boy. Easy.
764
00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:54,720
Let's just find Shank's car
and get outta here.
765
00:31:54,722 --> 00:31:55,523
Agreed.
766
00:32:01,529 --> 00:32:03,061
- Look. Look.
- Whoa!
767
00:32:03,063 --> 00:32:04,230
There it is.
768
00:32:04,232 --> 00:32:06,265
That car is gorgeous.
769
00:32:06,267 --> 00:32:08,234
No wonder it's worth so much.
770
00:32:09,404 --> 00:32:11,571
Aw, sugar.
771
00:32:11,573 --> 00:32:14,207
- Players. They beat us to it.
- Aw.
772
00:32:14,209 --> 00:32:16,375
31 hours
of continuous gameplay...
773
00:32:16,377 --> 00:32:19,111
and we've finally
found Shank's car.
774
00:32:19,113 --> 00:32:21,047
Let's jack this ride.
775
00:32:21,049 --> 00:32:23,249
Oh, yeah, DirtySocks,
it's on.
776
00:32:23,251 --> 00:32:25,251
Jim! Jimmy?
777
00:32:25,253 --> 00:32:28,154
You're not playing that
horrible game again, are you?
778
00:32:28,156 --> 00:32:29,388
No, Grandma!
779
00:32:29,390 --> 00:32:30,723
I'm doing my homework.
780
00:32:30,725 --> 00:32:32,258
Okay, like I said...
781
00:32:32,260 --> 00:32:33,695
Let's jack this ride.
782
00:32:40,134 --> 00:32:41,569
Well, well, well.
783
00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:46,574
While the cat was away,
these mice tried to play.
784
00:32:50,144 --> 00:32:52,278
Hey, I think
that might be Shank.
785
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:53,779
Listen up, mice...
786
00:32:53,781 --> 00:32:56,849
anyone who tries to play
with this cat's ride
787
00:32:56,851 --> 00:32:58,351
is gonna get got.
788
00:32:58,353 --> 00:33:01,354
You're going down, Shank.
789
00:33:01,356 --> 00:33:03,756
Pyro. Give those punks
the works.
790
00:33:03,758 --> 00:33:05,260
With pleasure.
791
00:33:08,296 --> 00:33:10,463
End of the road!
792
00:33:10,465 --> 00:33:12,634
Gosh dang it!
Now we gotta start all over.
793
00:33:13,635 --> 00:33:15,201
Ralph, maybe...
794
00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:17,136
Hey, where are you going?
795
00:33:17,138 --> 00:33:19,305
I am scared.
796
00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:20,473
If we get burned up
in here,
797
00:33:20,475 --> 00:33:21,774
that's it, we're dead,
we're gone.
798
00:33:21,776 --> 00:33:23,476
So, I think we should
get outta here right now.
799
00:33:23,478 --> 00:33:26,312
No, wait, wait.
I have an idea.
800
00:33:28,483 --> 00:33:29,816
Hey, Shank?
801
00:33:29,818 --> 00:33:31,384
What's up, Pyro?
802
00:33:31,386 --> 00:33:33,686
Um, do you ever reckon
we're going a bit too hard
803
00:33:33,688 --> 00:33:35,221
on the players?
804
00:33:35,223 --> 00:33:38,257
Honestly, no, I don't.
805
00:33:38,259 --> 00:33:42,261
Of course, I have empathy for
players like DirtySocks537
806
00:33:42,263 --> 00:33:44,265
and BabeRaham_Linkin...
807
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,365
but if we just let them win,
808
00:33:46,367 --> 00:33:48,668
where's the life lesson?
You know?
809
00:33:48,670 --> 00:33:52,171
- Mmm.
- Yeah, but to Pyro's point...
810
00:33:52,173 --> 00:33:54,607
I mean, those players
work so hard to get here.
811
00:33:54,609 --> 00:33:56,375
I hear you, Felony...
812
00:33:56,377 --> 00:33:58,544
but imagine a game
without challenges.
813
00:33:58,546 --> 00:34:01,514
The same predictable thing
every single time...
814
00:34:01,516 --> 00:34:02,716
who wants that?
815
00:34:02,718 --> 00:34:03,750
Shank's right.
816
00:34:03,752 --> 00:34:06,820
I just saw a really
insightful TED talk...
817
00:34:06,822 --> 00:34:08,855
and I can't really remember
what the guy said.
818
00:34:08,857 --> 00:34:10,891
It was more about
how he made me feel.
819
00:34:10,893 --> 00:34:13,392
But I think, ultimately,
the point was...
820
00:34:13,394 --> 00:34:16,562
I honor your journeys, guys.
821
00:34:16,564 --> 00:34:18,632
And we honor yours,
Butcher Boy.
822
00:34:18,634 --> 00:34:19,766
Thank you.
823
00:34:19,768 --> 00:34:20,767
Hey, Shank,
824
00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:22,569
did you ever wonder
what it would be like...
825
00:34:22,571 --> 00:34:24,437
if someone actually
did get your car?
826
00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:25,906
Well, I know one thing...
827
00:34:25,908 --> 00:34:28,507
whoever does will have to
be the best of the best.
828
00:34:32,246 --> 00:34:34,180
Good day to you, madam.
829
00:34:34,182 --> 00:34:35,381
Who are you?
830
00:34:35,383 --> 00:34:38,785
I'm here from the, uh,
Department of Noise.
831
00:34:38,787 --> 00:34:40,887
And the thing is, we've been
getting some complaints
832
00:34:40,889 --> 00:34:42,556
down at HQ.
833
00:34:42,558 --> 00:34:44,491
Uh, Larry's the one
who takes the calls.
834
00:34:44,493 --> 00:34:45,859
Anyways, someone told Larry...
835
00:34:45,861 --> 00:34:47,193
that we've been
hearing a lot of
836
00:34:47,195 --> 00:34:48,595
gun sounds
and screaming sounds...
837
00:34:48,597 --> 00:34:50,564
and what-have-you.
That sort of thing.
838
00:34:50,566 --> 00:34:53,869
Whoa! This is nice.
839
00:34:55,403 --> 00:34:58,304
Where have you been
all my life?
840
00:34:58,306 --> 00:35:00,406
Uh, so I came to
check on things.
841
00:35:00,408 --> 00:35:01,975
Oh, I'm sorry, who did
you say you were again?
842
00:35:01,977 --> 00:35:04,444
Oh, I'm Larry?
843
00:35:04,446 --> 00:35:06,379
Uh, you said
Larry took the call.
844
00:35:13,756 --> 00:35:15,722
Good job, Larry!
845
00:35:15,724 --> 00:35:18,226
Yeah, worked like a charm!
846
00:35:24,333 --> 00:35:26,433
Are you kidding me?
Someone got Shank's car?
847
00:35:26,435 --> 00:35:28,303
And I need yours. Sorry.
848
00:35:30,506 --> 00:35:32,608
I'm just...
I'm just gonna go.
849
00:35:35,477 --> 00:35:37,479
This is the worst day
of my life!
850
00:35:38,681 --> 00:35:40,447
It's a shame
we have to leave so soon.
851
00:35:40,449 --> 00:35:41,982
This game is cool.
852
00:35:41,984 --> 00:35:43,016
Just get us out of here
853
00:35:43,018 --> 00:35:45,285
so we can get this car
to Spamley and get paid.
854
00:35:45,287 --> 00:35:46,520
No problem.
855
00:35:48,724 --> 00:35:49,890
Uh-oh.
856
00:35:49,892 --> 00:35:51,760
Look at this guy
coming in hot.
857
00:36:08,377 --> 00:36:10,779
You mess with the bull, you
get the horns, little girl!
858
00:36:15,417 --> 00:36:16,952
You still have value,
Butcher Boy.
859
00:36:20,556 --> 00:36:22,689
Oh, no!
It's that Shank lady.
860
00:36:22,691 --> 00:36:23,990
She looks upset.
861
00:36:23,992 --> 00:36:26,293
Ah, don't worry,
I'll lose her.
862
00:36:34,837 --> 00:36:36,470
Where are you going?
863
00:36:36,472 --> 00:36:38,972
Kid, get back on the track.
I'm gonna lose my cookies.
864
00:36:38,974 --> 00:36:41,310
There is no track.
I can drive anywhere.
865
00:36:41,910 --> 00:36:42,978
Whoo!
866
00:36:56,325 --> 00:36:58,993
Oh, kid, she's coming up
right behind us.
867
00:36:58,995 --> 00:37:00,360
Oh, hello!
868
00:37:00,362 --> 00:37:02,362
I believe you have
something of mine.
869
00:37:02,364 --> 00:37:03,766
Yeah, come and get it.
870
00:37:14,810 --> 00:37:16,946
Ooh!
871
00:37:18,747 --> 00:37:20,816
This girl can drive.
872
00:37:31,727 --> 00:37:33,127
Would you hurry up
and lose her?
873
00:37:33,129 --> 00:37:34,030
I'm trying!
874
00:37:35,832 --> 00:37:37,932
Hang on, chumbo!
875
00:37:44,107 --> 00:37:45,842
I don't like this!
876
00:37:57,720 --> 00:38:00,721
Whoa! Mother Hubbard,
this lady can really drive.
877
00:38:00,723 --> 00:38:02,589
Kid, fire!
Do you see the fire?
878
00:38:02,591 --> 00:38:03,758
Dead end! Dead end!
879
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,426
Not for me. Bye-bye, Shanky.
880
00:38:07,797 --> 00:38:09,063
Whoo-hoo!
881
00:38:09,065 --> 00:38:10,832
- Oh, yeah!
- That's the stuff.
882
00:38:10,834 --> 00:38:11,933
Good job, kid.
883
00:38:11,935 --> 00:38:14,769
Oh, yeah,
I feel like me again.
884
00:38:14,771 --> 00:38:16,773
One exit straight ahead.
885
00:38:35,524 --> 00:38:36,624
You're not gonna lose me
that easy.
886
00:38:36,626 --> 00:38:37,925
How did you...?
887
00:38:37,927 --> 00:38:39,459
Uh, you might wanna keep
your eyes on the road.
888
00:38:39,461 --> 00:38:40,728
Kid!
889
00:38:48,004 --> 00:38:51,672
Yo, Department of Noise,
get out of my car!
890
00:38:51,674 --> 00:38:53,107
Oh, man,
what are we gonna do?
891
00:38:53,109 --> 00:38:55,009
You just stay put,
don't panic.
892
00:38:55,011 --> 00:38:56,177
I'm gonna talk to her.
893
00:38:56,179 --> 00:38:57,712
Ralph, be careful.
894
00:38:57,714 --> 00:39:00,781
It's fine.
This is what heroes do.
895
00:39:03,486 --> 00:39:04,954
My bottom is stuck.
896
00:39:07,891 --> 00:39:10,625
This car is not designed
for a big boy.
897
00:39:10,627 --> 00:39:12,493
I'll tell you that. Hi.
898
00:39:12,495 --> 00:39:14,996
You guys really thought
you could just steal my car?
899
00:39:14,998 --> 00:39:17,531
Well, let me tell you
what's gonna happen now.
900
00:39:17,533 --> 00:39:20,134
No, wait, listen. We aren't
normally car thieves.
901
00:39:20,136 --> 00:39:23,638
My friend here,
she's a candy kart racer.
902
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,639
You should see her
racing around
903
00:39:24,641 --> 00:39:26,474
her sweet little track...
904
00:39:26,476 --> 00:39:27,942
in her cookie wafer car
we built together.
905
00:39:29,112 --> 00:39:33,781
And, well, the thing is, her
perfect little game broke...
906
00:39:33,783 --> 00:39:35,783
and it was my fault...
907
00:39:35,785 --> 00:39:37,952
so we're here
to try to fix it...
908
00:39:37,954 --> 00:39:39,120
and we need money to do that,
909
00:39:39,122 --> 00:39:40,855
and someone was
gonna pay us money...
910
00:39:40,857 --> 00:39:42,556
- to steal your car...
- Okay, okay.
911
00:39:42,558 --> 00:39:44,592
- ...and so we took it.
- You can stop crying.
912
00:39:44,594 --> 00:39:45,860
Though I do respect
913
00:39:45,862 --> 00:39:47,561
your wonderful display
of vulnerability.
914
00:39:47,563 --> 00:39:49,264
Thank you.
915
00:39:49,266 --> 00:39:51,165
I get it, I do.
916
00:39:51,167 --> 00:39:53,701
Friendship is
everything to us, too.
917
00:39:53,703 --> 00:39:56,037
- Right, guys?
- Word. We're like family.
918
00:39:56,039 --> 00:39:57,872
That's really great.
919
00:39:57,874 --> 00:39:59,874
So, does this mean
we can keep your car?
920
00:39:59,876 --> 00:40:02,877
Absolutely not.
But I do want to help.
921
00:40:02,879 --> 00:40:04,045
Hey, you got
your phone on you?
922
00:40:04,047 --> 00:40:06,180
- You know it.
- Let's make a video.
923
00:40:06,182 --> 00:40:08,283
Pyro, hit big boy
with the blow and go.
924
00:40:08,285 --> 00:40:09,550
I'd love to.
925
00:40:09,552 --> 00:40:10,851
Wait. What's the...?
926
00:40:11,921 --> 00:40:13,654
What are you doing?
927
00:40:13,656 --> 00:40:15,858
Say something, first thing
that comes to your mind.
928
00:40:16,592 --> 00:40:19,194
I'm gonna wreck it!
929
00:40:19,196 --> 00:40:21,296
Good. All right.
Turn it off.
930
00:40:21,298 --> 00:40:23,965
Ow.
931
00:40:23,967 --> 00:40:25,200
What the heck
did you do that for?
932
00:40:25,202 --> 00:40:26,401
Yeah.
933
00:40:26,403 --> 00:40:29,237
There are much better ways
to make money on the Internet
934
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,938
than stealing cars...
935
00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:34,109
such as becoming
a BuzzzTube star.
936
00:40:34,111 --> 00:40:35,943
Am I supposed to know
what that is?
937
00:40:35,945 --> 00:40:38,180
Oh, come on.
Everybody knows BuzzzTube.
938
00:40:38,182 --> 00:40:40,115
It's the video-sharing site.
939
00:40:40,117 --> 00:40:41,816
I'm just starting
your account...
940
00:40:41,818 --> 00:40:44,152
All right, there you go.
941
00:40:44,154 --> 00:40:47,922
If this thing goes viral,
you can make a lot of money.
942
00:40:47,924 --> 00:40:50,025
A friend of mine,
chick named Yesss...
943
00:40:50,027 --> 00:40:51,926
she's the head algorithm
over there.
944
00:40:51,928 --> 00:40:53,295
Tell her I sent you.
945
00:40:53,297 --> 00:40:54,762
Yesss will hook you up.
946
00:40:54,764 --> 00:40:56,964
Wow, that's really nice
of you.
947
00:40:56,966 --> 00:40:58,933
I'm not sure if "nice"
is the right word.
948
00:40:58,935 --> 00:41:00,835
Well, thank you.
949
00:41:00,837 --> 00:41:02,204
I should be thanking you,
little sister.
950
00:41:02,206 --> 00:41:03,771
That race was fun.
951
00:41:03,773 --> 00:41:05,606
Oh.
952
00:41:05,608 --> 00:41:06,210
Well, thank you again.
953
00:41:07,044 --> 00:41:08,076
Uh... You know...
954
00:41:08,078 --> 00:41:10,979
While we're talking shop,
what move did you do
955
00:41:10,981 --> 00:41:12,913
to get through
that tunnel of fire?
956
00:41:12,915 --> 00:41:15,616
Was it a power drift into
a drift jump, maybe, or...?
957
00:41:15,618 --> 00:41:17,152
Maybe.
958
00:41:17,154 --> 00:41:19,254
If you ever wanna come back
for a rematch...
959
00:41:19,256 --> 00:41:21,156
I'd be happy
to kick your butt again.
960
00:41:21,158 --> 00:41:22,357
See you.
961
00:41:36,806 --> 00:41:37,906
Whoa.
962
00:41:37,908 --> 00:41:39,109
Show-off.
963
00:41:40,277 --> 00:41:42,844
Man, oh, man,
that place was scary.
964
00:41:42,846 --> 00:41:45,013
I know.
It was so exciting!
965
00:41:45,015 --> 00:41:46,915
No, exciting is
when you smile.
966
00:41:46,917 --> 00:41:48,649
Scary is when
you clench your butt,
967
00:41:48,651 --> 00:41:50,285
and my butt
is still clenched.
968
00:41:50,287 --> 00:41:52,320
Oh, come on, are you
honestly telling me...
969
00:41:52,322 --> 00:41:55,656
that Shank lady wasn't the
coolest person you ever met?
970
00:41:55,658 --> 00:41:58,160
Cool? Name one cool thing
about her.
971
00:41:58,162 --> 00:42:00,661
Um, let's see, she looks
cool, she talks cool...
972
00:42:00,663 --> 00:42:02,831
she drives cool, her hair
is cool, her car is cool...
973
00:42:02,833 --> 00:42:05,000
Wait a minute, are you
saying my hair isn't cool?
974
00:42:05,002 --> 00:42:09,237
What? No! I'm just saying
the game was next-level.
975
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:11,840
There was no one telling you
what to do or where to go.
976
00:42:11,842 --> 00:42:14,176
Hey, just where do you think
you're going?
977
00:42:14,178 --> 00:42:16,078
To BuzzzTube.
It's this way.
978
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:18,346
No, no, no. We're going
back to Spamley's.
979
00:42:18,348 --> 00:42:20,348
He can give us
some easier loot to find.
980
00:42:20,350 --> 00:42:23,185
No, we're supposed to
see Shank's friend.
981
00:42:23,187 --> 00:42:25,754
Oh, come on. I don't trust
that Shank one bit.
982
00:42:25,756 --> 00:42:27,956
- Well, I do.
- Well, I...
983
00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:29,891
- Hello, mister.
- Who are you?
984
00:42:29,893 --> 00:42:31,793
I'm your friendly
ebay alert messenger.
985
00:42:31,795 --> 00:42:34,029
Huh. An actual eboy.
986
00:42:34,031 --> 00:42:37,399
Just here to let you know your
bid expires in eight hours.
987
00:42:37,401 --> 00:42:40,702
Eight hours.
Okay, thanks, eboy.
988
00:42:40,704 --> 00:42:42,337
You got it, Jackson!
989
00:42:42,339 --> 00:42:46,241
Chumbo, if we nickel-and-dime
it with Spamley...
990
00:42:46,243 --> 00:42:48,076
it will take 20 years
991
00:42:48,078 --> 00:42:49,845
to make enough money
to buy the wheel.
992
00:42:49,847 --> 00:42:52,914
All right, fine.
We'll do it your way.
993
00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:54,749
But I'm telling you right now,
that BuzzzTube place
994
00:42:54,751 --> 00:42:56,053
is a terrible idea.
995
00:43:03,427 --> 00:43:06,895
Man, there are all kinds of
videos in here.
996
00:43:06,897 --> 00:43:09,364
Yeah, if you like
babies and cats.
997
00:43:09,366 --> 00:43:11,233
- Look, there's you!
- Oh, yeah.
998
00:43:11,235 --> 00:43:12,734
I'm gonna wreck it!
999
00:43:15,706 --> 00:43:17,105
I wonder
why those little guys
1000
00:43:17,107 --> 00:43:18,874
are giving your video
all those hearts?
1001
00:43:18,876 --> 00:43:20,108
Because obviously
they love me.
1002
00:43:20,110 --> 00:43:22,344
I told you this place
was a good idea.
1003
00:43:22,346 --> 00:43:24,212
Yeah,
sure you did, doof.
1004
00:43:24,214 --> 00:43:26,781
Now, who we supposed to see
about getting paid again?
1005
00:43:26,783 --> 00:43:30,085
The head algorithm.
Her name is Yesss.
1006
00:43:30,087 --> 00:43:32,122
No. No. No.
1007
00:43:32,756 --> 00:43:35,391
Uninspired, cliched...
1008
00:43:35,393 --> 00:43:37,292
Ugh! YouTube's got this one.
1009
00:43:37,294 --> 00:43:39,995
Chewbacca Dad? Really?
1010
00:43:39,997 --> 00:43:43,231
Yeah, it's like Chewbacca Mom,
but it's a daddy.
1011
00:43:43,233 --> 00:43:44,766
No!
1012
00:43:44,768 --> 00:43:47,869
Heyo! Are you
the head of Al Gore?
1013
00:43:47,871 --> 00:43:51,773
I am the head algorithm
of BuzzzTube...
1014
00:43:51,775 --> 00:43:53,476
which means
I curate the content...
1015
00:43:53,478 --> 00:43:56,345
at the Internet's most
popular video-sharing site.
1016
00:43:56,347 --> 00:43:58,113
Which means, I don't
have time to trifle...
1017
00:43:58,115 --> 00:44:00,749
with every shoeless,
mouth-breathing hobo
1018
00:44:00,751 --> 00:44:02,017
that trundles
into my office.
1019
00:44:02,019 --> 00:44:03,419
Call security, Maybe.
1020
00:44:03,421 --> 00:44:07,122
Yes. But, Yesss,
this is the leaf blower guy.
1021
00:44:07,124 --> 00:44:08,291
Who?
1022
00:44:08,293 --> 00:44:09,925
The man
with the undulating jowls.
1023
00:44:09,927 --> 00:44:11,327
So?
1024
00:44:11,329 --> 00:44:13,795
His video has
1.3 million hearts.
1025
00:44:13,797 --> 00:44:15,464
Well!
1026
00:44:15,466 --> 00:44:17,999
Why didn't you tell me
1027
00:44:18,001 --> 00:44:19,968
I was in the presence
of a genius?
1028
00:44:19,970 --> 00:44:21,404
Grab him a drink.
1029
00:44:21,406 --> 00:44:23,004
Yeah, this lady
named Shank...
1030
00:44:23,006 --> 00:44:24,307
she actually made the video.
1031
00:44:24,309 --> 00:44:26,475
She's the one who told us
to come see you.
1032
00:44:26,477 --> 00:44:28,810
No wonder
your video's so dope.
1033
00:44:28,812 --> 00:44:30,446
Shank is for real cool.
1034
00:44:30,448 --> 00:44:31,813
Right?
1035
00:44:31,815 --> 00:44:33,182
She is not.
1036
00:44:33,184 --> 00:44:35,151
I'm the cool one
getting all the hearts.
1037
00:44:35,153 --> 00:44:38,154
Well, that's right,
you big baby.
1038
00:44:39,022 --> 00:44:40,189
Yeah.
1039
00:44:40,191 --> 00:44:41,357
Um, what'd you say
your name was?
1040
00:44:41,359 --> 00:44:43,024
Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph.
1041
00:44:43,026 --> 00:44:46,295
Well, Wreck-It Ralph,
you are trending!
1042
00:44:46,297 --> 00:44:50,299
And these are for you. Hearts,
hearts, hearts, hearts.
1043
00:44:50,301 --> 00:44:51,900
- Hearts, hearts, hearts!
- Hearts, hearts, hearts!
1044
00:44:51,902 --> 00:44:53,034
Yes! Hearts!
1045
00:44:56,207 --> 00:44:58,040
Uh, not to buzzkill
the lovefest
1046
00:44:58,042 --> 00:44:59,808
you guys got going on here...
1047
00:44:59,810 --> 00:45:01,377
but Shank kinda
told us that
1048
00:45:01,379 --> 00:45:04,846
viral videos can make,
like, actual money?
1049
00:45:04,848 --> 00:45:06,915
Oh, hearts are money, honey.
1050
00:45:06,917 --> 00:45:09,118
Your Buzzzy account converts
hearts into dollars.
1051
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,486
Ka-ching!
1052
00:45:10,488 --> 00:45:12,321
$43,000!
1053
00:45:12,323 --> 00:45:15,291
Kid, we only needed $27,001.
We're done.
1054
00:45:15,293 --> 00:45:18,227
Oh, no, no, no.
1055
00:45:18,229 --> 00:45:20,196
That's $43.
1056
00:45:20,198 --> 00:45:24,233
43? That's not even
half of 27,001.
1057
00:45:24,235 --> 00:45:27,536
And we only have eight
hours left to save my game.
1058
00:45:27,538 --> 00:45:30,473
Ugh. Well, I hate to say it,
but that ain't happening.
1059
00:45:30,475 --> 00:45:32,174
Your video is tapped out.
1060
00:45:32,176 --> 00:45:33,609
But I thought
I was trenching?
1061
00:45:33,611 --> 00:45:35,144
Trending.
1062
00:45:35,146 --> 00:45:37,313
You were.
But that was 15 seconds ago.
1063
00:45:37,315 --> 00:45:39,282
Now, you're not.
1064
00:45:39,284 --> 00:45:40,084
Thanks for stopping by,
though.
1065
00:45:41,552 --> 00:45:43,152
Aw!
1066
00:45:43,154 --> 00:45:44,387
What are we gonna do, kid?
1067
00:45:44,389 --> 00:45:47,323
All right, pal, I have
an idea. And hear me out.
1068
00:45:47,325 --> 00:45:50,559
What if we go back
to Slaughter Race
1069
00:45:50,561 --> 00:45:51,761
and I ask Shank really...
1070
00:45:51,763 --> 00:45:56,098
No, no, no. We're not going
back to that death trap.
1071
00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:58,334
Yesss, what if I made you
a whole bunch of videos...
1072
00:45:58,336 --> 00:46:00,970
of me doing all kinds of them
crazy things?
1073
00:46:00,972 --> 00:46:02,605
You mean
saturate the market?
1074
00:46:02,607 --> 00:46:05,107
That could get you
a lot of hearts fast.
1075
00:46:05,109 --> 00:46:06,342
Have you thought
this through at all?
1076
00:46:06,344 --> 00:46:09,145
What do you plan on even doing
in these videos?
1077
00:46:09,147 --> 00:46:11,447
I'll just copy
whatever's popular.
1078
00:46:11,449 --> 00:46:14,050
Genius. Yo, Maybe,
what's trending right now?
1079
00:46:14,052 --> 00:46:16,252
Mmm-hmm. Let's have
a lookie-lookie.
1080
00:46:16,254 --> 00:46:18,321
As usual, human suffering
is number one...
1081
00:46:18,323 --> 00:46:20,022
followed by hot pepper
1082
00:46:20,024 --> 00:46:21,290
eating challenges...
1083
00:46:21,292 --> 00:46:22,992
video game walkthroughs...
1084
00:46:22,994 --> 00:46:24,427
oh, screaming goats
are back...
1085
00:46:24,429 --> 00:46:27,530
unboxings, cooking demos,
makeup tutorials...
1086
00:46:27,532 --> 00:46:30,533
and lastly, ugh, bee puns.
1087
00:46:30,535 --> 00:46:33,071
Let's "bee" friends.
1088
00:46:35,039 --> 00:46:36,405
Two weeks in a row, guys.
1089
00:46:36,407 --> 00:46:38,407
That's a fortnight
of bee puns.
1090
00:46:38,409 --> 00:46:41,243
He won't be doing any bee puns.
They're beneath you.
1091
00:46:41,245 --> 00:46:44,013
Oh, I'm doing a bee pun.
Oh, yes, I am.
1092
00:46:44,015 --> 00:46:46,982
And I'm eating a hot pepper,
and I'm putting on makeup...
1093
00:46:46,984 --> 00:46:48,417
and whatever else it takes!
1094
00:46:48,419 --> 00:46:51,120
Because, kid, we came here
to save your game
1095
00:46:51,122 --> 00:46:52,421
and we're gonna do it.
1096
00:46:52,423 --> 00:46:54,290
I love it! Ha!
1097
00:46:54,292 --> 00:46:56,092
That is what the Internet
was made for!
1098
00:46:56,094 --> 00:46:57,528
Now, let's get to work.
1099
00:47:00,098 --> 00:47:01,565
Seen it.
1100
00:47:01,567 --> 00:47:03,399
Saw that one.
1101
00:47:03,401 --> 00:47:05,436
Seen it. Seen it.
1102
00:47:06,471 --> 00:47:07,704
Huh?
1103
00:47:15,681 --> 00:47:18,180
Yo, McNeely,
you remember Wreck-It Ralph?
1104
00:47:18,182 --> 00:47:19,649
That bad guy
from the old video game?
1105
00:47:19,651 --> 00:47:21,685
Yeah, exactly.
1106
00:47:21,687 --> 00:47:22,985
I'm gonna send you
a super random video.
1107
00:47:22,987 --> 00:47:24,286
Check it out, dude.
1108
00:47:24,288 --> 00:47:25,591
Yeah, I'll give it a heart.
Whatever.
1109
00:47:36,635 --> 00:47:38,635
Hey, everybody, welcome to
Up To the Meme-ent!
1110
00:47:38,637 --> 00:47:40,169
I'm your host,
Dani Fernandez.
1111
00:47:40,171 --> 00:47:41,671
Nobody knows
who's making them,
1112
00:47:41,673 --> 00:47:43,440
but the whole world
is going bonkers...
1113
00:47:43,442 --> 00:47:46,142
over a series
of truly bizarre videos...
1114
00:47:46,144 --> 00:47:48,545
starring '80s-era bad guy
Wreck-It Ralph.
1115
00:47:48,547 --> 00:47:50,480
Check out what
everyone is buzzing about...
1116
00:47:50,482 --> 00:47:52,014
over at BuzzzTube.com.
1117
00:47:52,016 --> 00:47:53,650
Hey, guys,
Wreck-It Ralph here...
1118
00:47:53,652 --> 00:47:56,252
with the ghost pepper
challenge.
1119
00:47:56,254 --> 00:47:57,955
Supposed to be spicy.
We'll see about that.
1120
00:47:58,657 --> 00:48:00,222
Mmm. That's not so...
1121
00:48:00,224 --> 00:48:02,492
Oh, it's very hot!
Oh, make it stop!
1122
00:48:02,494 --> 00:48:04,294
Yo, McNeely,
another one just dropped.
1123
00:48:04,296 --> 00:48:05,429
Check it out, dude.
1124
00:48:05,431 --> 00:48:07,397
Where are these things
coming from?
1125
00:48:07,399 --> 00:48:08,532
Hey, Josey,
1126
00:48:08,534 --> 00:48:09,633
did you see
the pepper challenge?
1127
00:48:09,635 --> 00:48:10,734
Oh, not yet.
1128
00:48:10,736 --> 00:48:13,202
I'm watching the one
where he just smacks his lips.
1129
00:48:13,204 --> 00:48:14,571
It's disgusting.
1130
00:48:14,573 --> 00:48:16,038
You don't want
any real hard lines.
1131
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,475
You just want to blend that
out there, like this...
1132
00:48:18,477 --> 00:48:20,377
And that, my friends,
1133
00:48:20,379 --> 00:48:23,213
is how you achieve
the perfect cat eye.
1134
00:48:23,215 --> 00:48:24,314
I always start
1135
00:48:24,316 --> 00:48:27,717
with the hootnanny.
Shift it into a floss.
1136
00:48:27,719 --> 00:48:31,086
And now I finish with
a hot Marat. Huh? Huh?
1137
00:48:31,088 --> 00:48:32,622
Follow along with me,
1138
00:48:32,624 --> 00:48:36,393
and I'm gonna give this little
cloud a little friend...
1139
00:48:36,395 --> 00:48:38,161
in the form of a tree.
1140
00:48:38,163 --> 00:48:39,465
Everybody needs a friend.
1141
00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:42,599
Look at these guys.
1142
00:48:42,601 --> 00:48:44,568
Look at this one,
sleeping under his ear.
1143
00:48:44,570 --> 00:48:46,770
You couch potatoes.
Wake up.
1144
00:48:46,772 --> 00:48:49,739
We've been baking
at about 950 degrees
1145
00:48:49,741 --> 00:48:51,241
now for six hours...
1146
00:48:51,243 --> 00:48:52,742
so she should be ready.
1147
00:48:54,112 --> 00:48:57,113
Voila! Burnt pie!
1148
00:48:57,115 --> 00:48:58,582
Let's have a little whiffof this here.
1149
00:48:58,584 --> 00:49:00,452
My hair,my hair! My hair!
1150
00:49:01,286 --> 00:49:03,320
This man is on fire.
1151
00:49:03,322 --> 00:49:05,422
Literal and figurative fire.
1152
00:49:05,424 --> 00:49:07,290
But he still needs
200 million hearts
1153
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:08,725
in the next five hours...
1154
00:49:08,727 --> 00:49:10,727
or this beautiful child
loses her game.
1155
00:49:10,729 --> 00:49:13,230
That's why
I'm on to phase two...
1156
00:49:13,232 --> 00:49:15,732
you, my elite Pop-Up Army.
1157
00:49:15,734 --> 00:49:17,834
I need you out there
popping up...
1158
00:49:17,836 --> 00:49:20,337
and getting clicks
all over the Internet.
1159
00:49:20,339 --> 00:49:23,240
I'm talking Tumblr,
Instagram, Mashable.
1160
00:49:23,242 --> 00:49:24,641
Be my pied pipers and
1161
00:49:24,643 --> 00:49:27,310
lead that beautiful traffic
to BuzzzTube...
1162
00:49:27,312 --> 00:49:29,548
because Wreck-It Ralph
needs his hearts.
1163
00:49:33,819 --> 00:49:36,152
Hey, mister! Hey, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, you, you.
1164
00:49:36,154 --> 00:49:37,621
You don't wanna miss this.
1165
00:49:37,623 --> 00:49:38,655
It's the latest
Wreck-It Ralph video.
1166
00:49:38,657 --> 00:49:40,225
Click it. Click it!
1167
00:49:52,571 --> 00:49:55,605
Man oh Manischewitz,
that looks so fun.
1168
00:49:55,607 --> 00:49:56,841
Yesss, can I be a pop-up?
1169
00:49:56,843 --> 00:49:59,476
I don't know. Can you be
annoyingly aggressive?
1170
00:49:59,478 --> 00:50:02,312
I don't know.
Can I? Can I? Can I?
1171
00:50:02,314 --> 00:50:04,516
Can I? Can I? Can I?
Can I? Can I? Can I?
1172
00:50:05,584 --> 00:50:07,684
Oh, yes, you're perfect. Here.
1173
00:50:07,686 --> 00:50:09,286
Thank you!
1174
00:50:09,288 --> 00:50:10,420
If you're going, I wanna go.
1175
00:50:10,422 --> 00:50:13,858
No, baby, you've got to stay
here and be my movie star.
1176
00:50:13,860 --> 00:50:17,160
What? No, no, no. Me and the
kid are like shoes and socks.
1177
00:50:17,162 --> 00:50:18,528
Or peanut butter and bacon.
1178
00:50:18,530 --> 00:50:20,330
One cannot exist
without the other.
1179
00:50:20,332 --> 00:50:21,598
Go on, kid, tell her.
1180
00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:22,566
It's true.
1181
00:50:22,568 --> 00:50:26,136
In fact, it's so true
that we will be fine
1182
00:50:26,138 --> 00:50:28,204
if we're apart
for a minute.
1183
00:50:28,206 --> 00:50:30,708
Come on, pal. It's my game
we're trying to save.
1184
00:50:30,710 --> 00:50:32,311
I just wanna get out there
and be useful.
1185
00:50:33,145 --> 00:50:34,344
But without me?
1186
00:50:34,346 --> 00:50:36,379
What if you get lost?
You're just a kid.
1187
00:50:36,381 --> 00:50:38,548
Oh, and you're
some mature adult?
1188
00:50:38,550 --> 00:50:40,550
Well, I'm bigger.
1189
00:50:40,552 --> 00:50:42,485
Don't be insecure,
big fella.
1190
00:50:42,487 --> 00:50:44,789
She's not gonna get lost.
I promise.
1191
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:47,559
She'll be in
my personal web browser.
1192
00:50:48,861 --> 00:50:51,194
And your app comes
with BuzzzFace...
1193
00:50:51,196 --> 00:50:53,396
so you can keep in touch
anywhere on the Internet.
1194
00:50:53,398 --> 00:50:55,231
See, I'll be fine.
1195
00:50:55,233 --> 00:50:57,135
I know, I just...
1196
00:51:00,907 --> 00:51:03,774
We haven't been apart
in like six years.
1197
00:51:03,776 --> 00:51:05,678
I'm going to miss you.
1198
00:51:06,311 --> 00:51:08,579
You'll be fine, too.
1199
00:51:08,581 --> 00:51:10,347
The more hearts
your videos get,
1200
00:51:10,349 --> 00:51:12,315
the faster
we'll get the wheel.
1201
00:51:12,317 --> 00:51:13,918
And then we can go home.
1202
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,452
Look, we'll be celebrating
1203
00:51:15,454 --> 00:51:17,688
at Tapper's this time
tomorrow, buddy.
1204
00:51:17,690 --> 00:51:20,593
Yeah, I guess you're right.
1205
00:51:21,226 --> 00:51:22,860
Bye!
1206
00:51:22,862 --> 00:51:25,696
Be careful, huh?
Don't be a dummy.
1207
00:51:29,602 --> 00:51:31,602
So where exactly
are you sending her?
1208
00:51:31,604 --> 00:51:33,871
Since candy girl
comes from an arcade game...
1209
00:51:33,873 --> 00:51:35,541
I'm thinking she'd be good
in the gaming district.
1210
00:51:37,309 --> 00:51:38,943
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Bad idea.
1211
00:51:38,945 --> 00:51:41,579
Those games are dangerous,
and they rot your brain.
1212
00:51:41,581 --> 00:51:42,880
Why don't we
send her somewhere
1213
00:51:42,882 --> 00:51:45,549
a little more totally
different than that...
1214
00:51:45,551 --> 00:51:47,952
and nowhere near there?
1215
00:51:47,954 --> 00:51:51,221
Let's see.
Family Friendly Fansites.
1216
00:51:51,223 --> 00:51:53,457
That sounds safe, and she is
technically a princess...
1217
00:51:53,459 --> 00:51:55,493
so how about this one here
1218
00:51:55,495 --> 00:51:56,927
with the sweet little
pink castle?
1219
00:51:56,929 --> 00:51:58,095
I love it.
1220
00:51:58,097 --> 00:52:02,001
Okay, I'll redirect our newest
pop-up to OhMyDisney.com.
1221
00:52:07,774 --> 00:52:10,943
Jeez Louise, this place
is bonkers! Whoa!
1222
00:52:16,248 --> 00:52:18,685
To infinity and beyond!
1223
00:52:22,255 --> 00:52:25,489
Aw, come on. Princesses
and cartoon characters?
1224
00:52:25,491 --> 00:52:26,957
Lame.
1225
00:52:26,959 --> 00:52:29,660
Hey, easy there.
1226
00:52:29,662 --> 00:52:31,864
Oh, I mean,
no offense or anything.
1227
00:52:32,799 --> 00:52:34,965
Well, time to get to work.
1228
00:52:34,967 --> 00:52:36,500
And for your final question.
1229
00:52:36,502 --> 00:52:39,570
"My friends
would describe me as?"
1230
00:52:39,572 --> 00:52:42,673
"Smart, funny,
kind, or brave."
1231
00:52:42,675 --> 00:52:43,676
Um...
1232
00:52:44,510 --> 00:52:46,777
Kind, I guess?
1233
00:52:46,779 --> 00:52:50,815
Based on your answers,
your princess BFF is
1234
00:52:50,817 --> 00:52:52,616
Snow White!
1235
00:52:52,618 --> 00:52:54,018
I do believe our friendship
1236
00:52:54,020 --> 00:52:56,020
will be the fairest
of them all!
1237
00:52:56,022 --> 00:52:59,356
Hey, wanna meet my BFF?
It's Wreck-It Ralph.
1238
00:52:59,358 --> 00:53:01,358
Just click here
to see his new video.
1239
00:53:02,495 --> 00:53:04,295
Thank you.
1240
00:53:04,297 --> 00:53:06,931
Yeah, um, in Captain America:
The First Avenger...
1241
00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:08,833
Red Skull refers to Yggdrasil,
1242
00:53:08,835 --> 00:53:11,001
the World Tree,
Guardian of Wisdom and Fate.
1243
00:53:11,003 --> 00:53:12,870
Are we to believe, sir,
1244
00:53:12,872 --> 00:53:14,474
that you are a descendant
of that tree?
1245
00:53:15,441 --> 00:53:17,341
I am Groot.
1246
00:53:17,343 --> 00:53:19,376
Okay, okay.
Thank you very much.
1247
00:53:19,378 --> 00:53:21,545
Um, what is Drax really like?
1248
00:53:21,547 --> 00:53:23,048
- I am Groot.
- Thank you.
1249
00:53:23,050 --> 00:53:26,383
Yeah. Are you a conifer
or a fruit-bearing tree?
1250
00:53:26,385 --> 00:53:27,451
- I...
- Excuse me.
1251
00:53:27,453 --> 00:53:28,519
I'll take this one.
He is Groot,
1252
00:53:28,521 --> 00:53:29,620
I am Vanellope,
1253
00:53:29,622 --> 00:53:30,923
click here
to meet Wreck-It Ralph.
1254
00:53:32,358 --> 00:53:35,526
Eh, this is almost too easy.
1255
00:53:35,528 --> 00:53:36,927
Hey, do you
have a permit for that pop-up?
1256
00:53:36,929 --> 00:53:38,362
Uh...
1257
00:53:38,364 --> 00:53:40,865
That's unauthorized clickbait.
You're coming with us, kid.
1258
00:53:40,867 --> 00:53:42,733
Boop!
1259
00:53:42,735 --> 00:53:43,870
She's getting away.
1260
00:53:46,539 --> 00:53:47,540
This way.
1261
00:53:47,975 --> 00:53:49,107
Ooh!
1262
00:53:49,109 --> 00:53:50,309
Sorry, mister!
1263
00:53:53,679 --> 00:53:56,882
Hey, can't you read?
Cast members only!
1264
00:53:58,886 --> 00:54:00,351
I think she
went down this way. Come on.
1265
00:54:00,353 --> 00:54:01,685
Roger that.
1266
00:54:01,687 --> 00:54:02,820
Did you see
a kid come through here?
1267
00:54:02,822 --> 00:54:05,556
She came running through here
like a headless hen.
1268
00:54:07,693 --> 00:54:08,592
Any sign of her?
1269
00:54:08,594 --> 00:54:10,594
No, maybe she went down
1270
00:54:10,596 --> 00:54:11,897
to the Air Bud pavilion.
1271
00:54:11,899 --> 00:54:13,499
Come on. Let's check it out.
1272
00:54:20,773 --> 00:54:21,907
Uh, hi!
1273
00:54:25,813 --> 00:54:27,779
Whoa, whoa.
Ladies, I can explain.
1274
00:54:27,781 --> 00:54:30,749
See, I'm a princess, too.
1275
00:54:30,751 --> 00:54:32,583
- Wait, what?
- Yeah.
1276
00:54:32,585 --> 00:54:34,618
Princess Vanellope
Von Schweetz...
1277
00:54:34,620 --> 00:54:37,555
of the, uh, Sugar Rush
Von Schweetzes.
1278
00:54:37,557 --> 00:54:38,857
I'm sure you've heard of us.
1279
00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,059
It'd be embarrassing for you
if you haven't.
1280
00:54:41,962 --> 00:54:44,528
Huh. What kind of
a princess are you?
1281
00:54:44,530 --> 00:54:45,697
What kind?
1282
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:47,531
- Do you have magic hair?
- No.
1283
00:54:47,533 --> 00:54:49,134
- Magic hands?
- No.
1284
00:54:49,136 --> 00:54:51,402
- Do animals talk to you?
- No.
1285
00:54:51,404 --> 00:54:52,536
- Were you poisoned?
- No!
1286
00:54:52,538 --> 00:54:53,805
- Cursed?
- No!
1287
00:54:53,807 --> 00:54:55,506
- Kidnapped or enslaved?
- No!
1288
00:54:55,508 --> 00:54:57,108
Are you guys okay?
Should I call the police?
1289
00:54:57,110 --> 00:54:58,643
Then I have to assume
you made a deal
1290
00:54:58,645 --> 00:55:00,045
with an underwater
sea witch...
1291
00:55:00,047 --> 00:55:00,946
where she took your voice
1292
00:55:00,948 --> 00:55:03,447
in exchange
for a pair of human legs?
1293
00:55:03,449 --> 00:55:05,817
No! Good Lord,
who would do that?
1294
00:55:05,819 --> 00:55:07,418
Have you ever had
True Love's Kiss?
1295
00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:08,687
Ew! Barf!
1296
00:55:08,689 --> 00:55:09,821
Do you have daddy issues?
1297
00:55:09,823 --> 00:55:11,089
I don't even have a mom.
1298
00:55:11,091 --> 00:55:12,891
Neither do we!
1299
00:55:12,893 --> 00:55:15,426
And now for
the million-dollar question.
1300
00:55:15,428 --> 00:55:17,929
Do people assume
all your problems got solved
1301
00:55:17,931 --> 00:55:19,831
because a big strong man
showed up?
1302
00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:21,967
Yes! What is up with that?
1303
00:55:21,969 --> 00:55:23,568
She is a princess!
1304
00:55:24,972 --> 00:55:26,671
Who made your gown?
1305
00:55:26,673 --> 00:55:28,505
I've never seen
anything quite like it.
1306
00:55:28,507 --> 00:55:29,808
Oh, this old thing?
1307
00:55:29,810 --> 00:55:31,676
Oh, I'd so love to
have one of my own.
1308
00:55:31,678 --> 00:55:32,777
- As would I.
- Me too!
1309
00:55:32,779 --> 00:55:34,579
- So cool.
- Best outfit ever!
1310
00:55:34,581 --> 00:55:35,747
Ooh! I want one, too,
you guys!
1311
00:55:35,749 --> 00:55:37,150
I'll get my mice on this.
1312
00:55:40,187 --> 00:55:42,654
So this is love.
1313
00:55:42,656 --> 00:55:47,025
All hail Princess Vanellope,
the queen of comfy!
1314
00:55:47,027 --> 00:55:48,994
Yay, Vanellope!
1315
00:55:48,996 --> 00:55:51,796
Of all the thingamabobs
in this entire world...
1316
00:55:51,798 --> 00:55:53,965
I never thought
I'd get to wear a real...
1317
00:55:53,967 --> 00:55:55,467
what's it called again?
1318
00:55:55,469 --> 00:55:57,903
Oh, yeah. Shirt.
1319
00:55:57,905 --> 00:56:01,806
♪ I once had a dream
that I might wear a shirt... ♪
1320
00:56:01,808 --> 00:56:04,509
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait! What's going on?
1321
00:56:04,511 --> 00:56:06,011
Uh, she's singing.
1322
00:56:06,013 --> 00:56:09,180
Yeah, but there was like music
and a spotlight.
1323
00:56:09,182 --> 00:56:11,016
Wait, you all
saw it too, right?
1324
00:56:11,018 --> 00:56:12,217
That's what happens
1325
00:56:12,219 --> 00:56:14,519
when a princess
sings about her dreams.
1326
00:56:14,521 --> 00:56:17,822
Oh, that's never happened
to me. I mean, not even once.
1327
00:56:17,824 --> 00:56:19,724
Why don't you give it
a try?
1328
00:56:19,726 --> 00:56:22,694
What is it you really want?
Sing about that.
1329
00:56:22,696 --> 00:56:24,162
Okay. Uh, sure.
1330
00:56:24,164 --> 00:56:25,899
Huh. I could do that.
Um, let's see.
1331
00:56:28,068 --> 00:56:32,704
♪ Oh, steering wheel
Oh, steering wheel
1332
00:56:32,706 --> 00:56:36,141
♪ Oh, yes
I want a steering wheel ♪
1333
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:41,513
Well, there is a lot
to unpack here.
1334
00:56:41,515 --> 00:56:42,847
Mmm-hmm.
1335
00:56:42,849 --> 00:56:45,183
So, this steering wheel
you sing of,
1336
00:56:45,185 --> 00:56:46,785
that's a metaphor?
1337
00:56:46,787 --> 00:56:48,987
Oh, no, no, no, it's not
a metaphor. I just...
1338
00:56:48,989 --> 00:56:51,589
I literally want
a steering wheel.
1339
00:56:51,591 --> 00:56:53,792
I think the issue is
I was a little pitchy.
1340
00:56:53,794 --> 00:56:55,227
Maybe a little.
1341
00:56:55,229 --> 00:56:58,630
But sometimes
your song can't start...
1342
00:56:58,632 --> 00:57:00,767
until you go someplace
to reflect.
1343
00:57:01,768 --> 00:57:03,235
What works for some of us...
1344
00:57:03,237 --> 00:57:06,840
is finding a form of water
and staring at it.
1345
00:57:07,541 --> 00:57:08,873
What?
1346
00:57:08,875 --> 00:57:11,210
Oh, yes, I like to stare
at a wishing well!
1347
00:57:11,212 --> 00:57:12,610
I stare at the ocean.
1348
00:57:12,612 --> 00:57:13,778
Horse trough.
1349
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:14,913
Soap bubbles!
1350
00:57:14,915 --> 00:57:17,617
Wait, you're saying if I just
stare at some water...
1351
00:57:18,286 --> 00:57:20,086
Uh, important water.
1352
00:57:20,088 --> 00:57:22,921
Right. Of course.
"Important water."
1353
00:57:22,923 --> 00:57:25,257
I stare at
the important water...
1354
00:57:25,259 --> 00:57:28,593
and somehow magically I'll
start singing about my dream?
1355
00:57:28,595 --> 00:57:29,661
- For sure.
- Mmm-hmm.
1356
00:57:29,663 --> 00:57:32,264
Uh, yeah, I don't think so,
ladies, but thanks.
1357
00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:35,667
Five minutes,
Princesses.
1358
00:57:35,669 --> 00:57:38,270
Another "Which Disney Princess
Are You?" quizlet
1359
00:57:38,272 --> 00:57:39,971
starts in five minutes.
1360
00:57:39,973 --> 00:57:42,274
Okay, thank you.
1361
00:57:42,276 --> 00:57:45,311
Well, I guess it's back
to the gowns, girls.
1362
00:57:45,313 --> 00:57:47,579
It was lovely to meet you,
Vanellope.
1363
00:57:47,581 --> 00:57:49,714
And best of luck
finding your song.
1364
00:57:56,257 --> 00:57:57,990
Uh-huh.
1365
00:57:57,992 --> 00:57:59,291
What did she just say?
1366
00:57:59,293 --> 00:58:01,227
We don't know.
We can't understand her.
1367
00:58:01,229 --> 00:58:02,928
She's from
the other studio.
1368
00:58:02,930 --> 00:58:04,662
Ah.
1369
00:58:04,664 --> 00:58:06,865
Hi, everybody.
Wreck-It Ralph here...
1370
00:58:06,867 --> 00:58:09,601
with a little box
I'm gonna open.
1371
00:58:09,603 --> 00:58:11,070
Let's see what we got here.
1372
00:58:11,072 --> 00:58:14,373
A "Pancake Milkshake
Fun Set." Huh.
1373
00:58:14,375 --> 00:58:15,875
Got a little heft to it.
1374
00:58:15,877 --> 00:58:17,675
Something wobbling
around in there.
1375
00:58:17,677 --> 00:58:19,145
Wonder if we got
the kitty or the bunny.
1376
00:58:19,147 --> 00:58:20,279
Let's open it up.
1377
00:58:24,718 --> 00:58:26,018
Man, who would've
guessed a bee pun
1378
00:58:26,020 --> 00:58:28,287
would be the thing
to put us over the top?
1379
00:58:28,289 --> 00:58:30,089
Huh. That's the Internet
for you.
1380
00:58:30,091 --> 00:58:33,092
All right, it is uploading.
1381
00:58:33,094 --> 00:58:34,326
Hey, mister!
1382
00:58:34,328 --> 00:58:35,693
Oh. Hi, eboy.
1383
00:58:35,695 --> 00:58:36,962
Just here to let you know
1384
00:58:36,964 --> 00:58:39,697
your bid does expire
in 30 minutes.
1385
00:58:39,699 --> 00:58:41,767
Thanks, little eboy.
1386
00:58:41,769 --> 00:58:42,770
You got it, chairman.
1387
00:58:43,371 --> 00:58:44,702
You hear that, Yesss?
1388
00:58:44,704 --> 00:58:46,172
We don't have
a lot of time left.
1389
00:58:46,174 --> 00:58:47,339
Okay. We just gotta...
1390
00:58:47,341 --> 00:58:49,674
No, no, no.
1391
00:58:49,676 --> 00:58:51,377
No! Not you!
1392
00:58:51,379 --> 00:58:53,045
What? Why are you
angry at the lollipop?
1393
00:58:53,047 --> 00:58:54,213
What does that mean?
1394
00:58:54,215 --> 00:58:55,815
The file's not loading.
1395
00:58:55,817 --> 00:58:57,750
If this doesn't load,
we're not gonna make it.
1396
00:58:57,752 --> 00:59:00,652
- Hmm.
- You don't have enough hearts.
1397
00:59:00,654 --> 00:59:02,021
Ralph, where are you going?
1398
00:59:02,023 --> 00:59:03,257
I'm going down to the floor
to get some hearts.
1399
00:59:04,125 --> 00:59:05,191
Ah! Genius! Good thinking.
1400
00:59:05,193 --> 00:59:07,860
Now, someone get me
tech support in here, stat!
1401
00:59:11,332 --> 00:59:13,232
Only one person.
1402
00:59:13,234 --> 00:59:14,733
Hey, guys, come and
check out my video,
1403
00:59:14,735 --> 00:59:15,668
you're gonna love it.
1404
00:59:15,670 --> 00:59:18,704
Right, right over here.
Yep, here we go.
1405
00:59:18,706 --> 00:59:20,339
What are you...
You guys!
1406
00:59:20,341 --> 00:59:22,241
Aw. A cat?
1407
00:59:22,243 --> 00:59:26,147
You're gonna like this better
than some dusty old cat.
1408
00:59:27,081 --> 00:59:28,214
Aw.
1409
00:59:28,216 --> 00:59:29,348
What?
1410
00:59:29,350 --> 00:59:31,317
Give me that hose, partner.
1411
00:59:31,319 --> 00:59:34,787
You know you love me, give me those hearts.
There we go.
1412
00:59:34,789 --> 00:59:37,389
Hey, folks, where are you going?
Give my video a heart.
1413
00:59:37,391 --> 00:59:40,027
That's it.
Let's see who's in here.
1414
00:59:40,728 --> 00:59:41,729
Hello?
1415
00:59:42,997 --> 00:59:44,232
Anybody in here?
1416
00:59:47,101 --> 00:59:49,036
What the heck is this place?
1417
00:59:50,771 --> 00:59:52,306
Some kind of libary?
1418
00:59:53,941 --> 00:59:56,041
"Wreck-It Ralph is back."
1419
00:59:56,043 --> 00:59:58,744
Hey, they're talking about me.
1420
00:59:58,746 --> 01:00:01,814
Gee whiz,
the Internet is so positive.
1421
01:00:01,816 --> 01:00:04,350
"Fix-It Felix, Jr.
was my favorite game."
1422
01:00:04,352 --> 01:00:06,118
Hmm. Mine, too.
1423
01:00:06,120 --> 01:00:08,156
"Ralph's videos stink."
1424
01:00:08,956 --> 01:00:10,089
What?
1425
01:00:10,091 --> 01:00:12,124
"So stupid."
1426
01:00:12,126 --> 01:00:14,262
"Ralph is the worst."
1427
01:00:15,363 --> 01:00:17,165
"I hate him."
1428
01:00:17,965 --> 01:00:20,768
"He's so fat and ugly."
1429
01:00:23,004 --> 01:00:27,342
"Just a worthless bum,
alone on a pile of bricks."
1430
01:00:34,449 --> 01:00:37,216
Yo, Ralph,
you in here, dude?
1431
01:00:37,218 --> 01:00:38,819
Hey, I got to show you...
1432
01:00:40,087 --> 01:00:41,122
Oh.
1433
01:00:42,023 --> 01:00:44,123
First rule
of the Internet...
1434
01:00:44,125 --> 01:00:47,026
do not read the comments.
1435
01:00:47,028 --> 01:00:48,263
I should have told you that.
1436
01:00:49,398 --> 01:00:50,530
Look.
1437
01:00:50,532 --> 01:00:53,832
This place can bring out
the worst in some people...
1438
01:00:53,834 --> 01:00:55,435
but you gotta ignore all this.
1439
01:00:55,437 --> 01:00:58,837
This isn't about you, Ralph.
It's about them.
1440
01:00:58,839 --> 01:01:00,839
I don't care.
It's fine.
1441
01:01:02,444 --> 01:01:05,314
People hated me my whole life
for being the bad guy.
1442
01:01:06,448 --> 01:01:08,047
It's just a good reminder
1443
01:01:08,049 --> 01:01:09,416
that this is the only heart
1444
01:01:09,418 --> 01:01:10,252
that really matters.
1445
01:01:11,118 --> 01:01:12,851
Vanellope gave me this...
1446
01:01:12,853 --> 01:01:14,287
and as long as she likes me...
1447
01:01:14,289 --> 01:01:16,122
I don't need anybody else.
1448
01:01:16,124 --> 01:01:17,790
And I sure
don't need the Internet.
1449
01:01:17,792 --> 01:01:19,259
Hold on.
1450
01:01:19,261 --> 01:01:21,294
It's not all bad.
1451
01:01:21,296 --> 01:01:23,296
The Internet
can also be a place...
1452
01:01:23,298 --> 01:01:25,798
where you find a steering
wheel at one website...
1453
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:29,135
and make enough money
to buy it at another one.
1454
01:01:29,137 --> 01:01:31,271
Congratulations, Ralph.
You did it.
1455
01:01:31,273 --> 01:01:32,539
Wait, really?
1456
01:01:32,541 --> 01:01:34,907
Yes, check your
Buzzzy account.
1457
01:01:34,909 --> 01:01:37,876
You needed 27K,
you got over 30 grand!
1458
01:01:37,878 --> 01:01:39,112
Oh, my gosh!
1459
01:01:39,114 --> 01:01:40,547
This is great!
1460
01:01:40,549 --> 01:01:42,482
Thank you, Yesss. I couldn't
have done it without you!
1461
01:01:42,484 --> 01:01:43,882
That's really true.
1462
01:01:43,884 --> 01:01:45,318
Hey, eboy?
1463
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:46,885
What do you need, ace?
1464
01:01:46,887 --> 01:01:48,455
Can you give me a ride?
1465
01:01:48,457 --> 01:01:50,525
Let's hop along, Cassidy.
1466
01:01:51,892 --> 01:01:54,263
Come on, song, come on.
1467
01:01:55,230 --> 01:01:56,831
I'm reflecting.
1468
01:01:57,466 --> 01:01:58,831
What is it that I want?
1469
01:01:58,833 --> 01:02:00,200
What is my quest?
1470
01:02:00,202 --> 01:02:02,170
What is my dream?
1471
01:02:04,406 --> 01:02:06,839
Well, ladies, I tried.
1472
01:02:06,841 --> 01:02:09,309
No song for this princess,
I guess.
1473
01:02:09,311 --> 01:02:11,246
Ooh! Huh.
1474
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,847
How does this thing work?
1475
01:02:14,849 --> 01:02:16,249
Hey, kid, can you see me?
1476
01:02:16,251 --> 01:02:18,151
Yeah! Yeah,
you're right there.
1477
01:02:18,153 --> 01:02:20,253
We did it! We got the money!
1478
01:02:20,255 --> 01:02:22,589
No way, Ralph!
That's great!
1479
01:02:22,591 --> 01:02:25,091
I'm on my way to ebay
right now with the eboy.
1480
01:02:25,093 --> 01:02:26,359
We're almost there, champ.
1481
01:02:26,361 --> 01:02:27,494
Good work, eboy.
1482
01:02:27,496 --> 01:02:29,929
Hey, meet me out in front of
ebay in five minutes, okay?
1483
01:02:29,931 --> 01:02:31,498
Okay, I'll see you soon.
1484
01:02:31,500 --> 01:02:33,366
We're going home, kid!
1485
01:02:33,368 --> 01:02:35,535
Our lives can finally
get back to normal.
1486
01:02:35,537 --> 01:02:36,505
Whoo-hoo!
1487
01:02:38,940 --> 01:02:42,108
Wow, I can't believe it.
I get to go home.
1488
01:02:42,110 --> 01:02:43,510
So, I guess that's it.
1489
01:02:43,512 --> 01:02:46,581
I guess I just wanted a...
a steering wheel.
1490
01:02:47,516 --> 01:02:49,949
And now, I got it, so...
1491
01:02:49,951 --> 01:02:51,253
whoo-hoo.
1492
01:02:56,291 --> 01:02:57,524
Slaughter Race?
1493
01:03:05,100 --> 01:03:09,235
♪ What can it be that calls
me to this place today?
1494
01:03:09,237 --> 01:03:11,938
♪ This lawless car ballet?
1495
01:03:11,940 --> 01:03:15,442
♪ What can it be?
1496
01:03:15,444 --> 01:03:19,546
♪ Am I a baby pigeon
sprouting wings to soar?
1497
01:03:19,548 --> 01:03:21,281
♪ Was that a metaphor?
1498
01:03:21,283 --> 01:03:24,484
♪ Hey, there's a dollar store
1499
01:03:24,486 --> 01:03:28,121
♪ Look!
I'm rhyming
1500
01:03:28,123 --> 01:03:32,425
♪ My spirits climbing
1501
01:03:32,427 --> 01:03:36,131
♪ As I'm called through
this fog of mace
1502
01:03:37,132 --> 01:03:40,634
♪ To this place called
1503
01:03:40,636 --> 01:03:44,306
♪ Slaughter Race
1504
01:03:47,442 --> 01:03:49,309
♪ Welcome back
Watch your head
1505
01:03:49,311 --> 01:03:51,211
♪ Hate to see you
end up dead
1506
01:03:51,213 --> 01:03:52,713
♪ Let's get
this party rollin'
1507
01:03:52,715 --> 01:03:54,481
♪ Is that appliance stolen?
1508
01:03:54,483 --> 01:03:55,982
- ♪ We have
- ♪ Fallen wires
1509
01:03:55,984 --> 01:03:57,150
- ♪ Dumpster fires
- ♪ Creepy clowns
1510
01:03:57,152 --> 01:03:58,451
♪ And burning tires
1511
01:03:58,453 --> 01:04:00,153
♪ That great white
in the sewer
1512
01:04:00,155 --> 01:04:01,354
♪ You'll be happy
that you knew her
1513
01:04:01,356 --> 01:04:02,455
♪ Fin bump!
1514
01:04:02,457 --> 01:04:04,190
♪ Dogs and cats
They sure taste great
1515
01:04:04,192 --> 01:04:06,126
♪ With a side of license plate
1516
01:04:06,128 --> 01:04:07,461
♪ Some find us deplorable
1517
01:04:07,463 --> 01:04:09,663
♪ Well, I think
you're adorable
1518
01:04:09,665 --> 01:04:13,166
♪ We may be a motley crew
But our hearts ring true
1519
01:04:13,168 --> 01:04:16,035
♪ And just for you
A face tattoo
1520
01:04:31,654 --> 01:04:35,358
♪ Slaughter Race
1521
01:04:37,393 --> 01:04:41,060
♪ My heart's in flight
And wow, it's a blast
1522
01:04:41,062 --> 01:04:44,230
♪ Feels like my dreams
are real at last
1523
01:04:44,232 --> 01:04:48,369
♪ No trace of a frown
upon your face
1524
01:04:48,371 --> 01:04:50,036
♪ Flying so fast
1525
01:04:50,038 --> 01:04:51,639
♪ Setting the pace
1526
01:04:51,641 --> 01:04:55,576
- ♪ Living the life
- ♪ Loving the chase
1527
01:04:55,578 --> 01:04:58,546
- ♪ Now is the time
- ♪ Here is the place
1528
01:04:58,548 --> 01:05:02,485
♪ This Slaughter Race!
1529
01:05:12,762 --> 01:05:16,330
♪ I know I should go
1530
01:05:16,332 --> 01:05:20,401
♪ But home feels so slow
1531
01:05:20,403 --> 01:05:26,574
♪ These roads are paved
with dreams
1532
01:05:26,576 --> 01:05:29,010
♪ Happy dreams
Not creepy clown dreams
1533
01:05:30,513 --> 01:05:34,080
♪ What would Ralph say
1534
01:05:34,082 --> 01:05:38,219
♪ If it turns out I stay?
1535
01:05:38,221 --> 01:05:41,822
♪ In this place called
1536
01:05:41,824 --> 01:05:47,528
♪ Slaughter
1537
01:05:47,530 --> 01:05:52,568
♪ Race
1538
01:05:58,207 --> 01:06:02,276
♪ In this place called
1539
01:06:02,278 --> 01:06:05,781
♪ Slaughter
1540
01:06:06,849 --> 01:06:11,053
♪ Race
1541
01:06:18,494 --> 01:06:19,760
That old, tired laptop
1542
01:06:19,762 --> 01:06:22,496
moving at a sloth speed?
Bid on a new one today!
1543
01:06:22,498 --> 01:06:24,331
Do you wanna get rich
playing video games?
1544
01:06:24,333 --> 01:06:25,566
Click here to...
1545
01:06:25,568 --> 01:06:27,768
Oh. Ralph. Ralph!
Hey, there.
1546
01:06:27,770 --> 01:06:28,836
Oh, hey, Spamley.
1547
01:06:28,838 --> 01:06:30,170
What's the good word,
brother?
1548
01:06:30,172 --> 01:06:32,606
Well, the good word is I just
paid for the steering wheel...
1549
01:06:32,608 --> 01:06:34,141
and we are going home.
1550
01:06:34,143 --> 01:06:35,242
Congratulations.
1551
01:06:35,244 --> 01:06:36,510
Thanks.
1552
01:06:36,512 --> 01:06:38,646
Hey, have you seen
Vanellope anywhere?
1553
01:06:38,648 --> 01:06:40,748
Oh, uh, your little chum?
Uh, no, no, I haven't.
1554
01:06:40,750 --> 01:06:42,783
Hope she's not lost.
1555
01:06:42,785 --> 01:06:44,720
Let me try to reach her
on this doohickey.
1556
01:06:55,398 --> 01:06:57,298
See over there?
Over that mountain?
1557
01:06:57,300 --> 01:06:59,533
- Yeah.
- That's the Sequoia Speedway.
1558
01:06:59,535 --> 01:07:01,168
It's gonna be unlocked
next month.
1559
01:07:01,170 --> 01:07:03,170
Hey, what are you doing
in that awful game with her?
1560
01:07:03,172 --> 01:07:04,705
I think
the track will end...
1561
01:07:04,707 --> 01:07:07,308
right over there. Yo,
it's gonna be so tight.
1562
01:07:07,310 --> 01:07:09,343
Oh, I love it.
1563
01:07:09,345 --> 01:07:10,644
Hey, can I tell you something
1564
01:07:10,646 --> 01:07:12,881
that I don't think
I could ever tell Ralph?
1565
01:07:12,883 --> 01:07:14,315
Of course.
1566
01:07:14,317 --> 01:07:15,850
I know it sounds crazy...
1567
01:07:15,852 --> 01:07:19,355
but the second I walked
into this game, it felt...
1568
01:07:20,222 --> 01:07:22,423
Well, it felt like home.
1569
01:07:22,425 --> 01:07:24,793
I mean, more than
Sugar Rush ever did.
1570
01:07:24,795 --> 01:07:26,795
Oh, yeah? How so?
1571
01:07:26,797 --> 01:07:28,629
'Cause it's like my dream.
1572
01:07:28,631 --> 01:07:30,832
It's full of weirdos...
1573
01:07:30,834 --> 01:07:34,201
and the racing
is super dangerous...
1574
01:07:34,203 --> 01:07:36,539
and you never know
what's gonna happen next.
1575
01:07:37,406 --> 01:07:38,707
I mean, back home,
1576
01:07:38,709 --> 01:07:41,175
I know exactly
what's gonna happen next...
1577
01:07:41,177 --> 01:07:44,180
because Ralph's dream is to
do the same thing every day.
1578
01:07:46,349 --> 01:07:47,483
Hmm.
1579
01:07:49,720 --> 01:07:53,220
Here's something
I wish I'd learned years ago.
1580
01:07:53,222 --> 01:07:54,889
There is no law
1581
01:07:54,891 --> 01:07:58,325
saying best friends
have to have the same dreams.
1582
01:07:58,327 --> 01:07:59,328
You know?
1583
01:07:59,763 --> 01:08:00,895
Whoa.
1584
01:08:00,897 --> 01:08:02,564
Yeah.
1585
01:08:02,566 --> 01:08:05,934
You are a very
wise person, Shank.
1586
01:08:05,936 --> 01:08:08,335
And a good friend, too.
1587
01:08:08,337 --> 01:08:09,704
Thank you.
1588
01:08:09,706 --> 01:08:11,873
Around here, peeps like
to say, "Shank you."
1589
01:08:13,577 --> 01:08:15,510
You know,
after you go home
1590
01:08:15,512 --> 01:08:17,411
and your life
gets back to normal...
1591
01:08:17,413 --> 01:08:19,380
you are always
welcome here.
1592
01:08:19,382 --> 01:08:22,383
But that's the thing,
I want this to be my normal.
1593
01:08:22,385 --> 01:08:24,454
I want this to be my life.
1594
01:08:25,287 --> 01:08:26,657
I can't go home now.
1595
01:08:28,692 --> 01:08:29,926
I just can't.
1596
01:08:38,267 --> 01:08:39,268
Wow.
1597
01:08:40,302 --> 01:08:41,403
You know,
where I come from,
1598
01:08:41,405 --> 01:08:43,705
that's called
a kick in the face.
1599
01:08:43,707 --> 01:08:45,640
I can't believe it.
1600
01:08:45,642 --> 01:08:48,610
A straight-up donkey kick
to the teeth.
1601
01:08:48,612 --> 01:08:50,614
She's supposed to be
my best friend.
1602
01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,683
No, this can't be right.
1603
01:08:53,984 --> 01:08:55,817
No, she's been brainwashed.
1604
01:08:55,819 --> 01:08:57,318
That's what this is.
1605
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,353
Because the Vanellope I know
1606
01:08:58,355 --> 01:08:59,788
would never abandon me
like that.
1607
01:08:59,790 --> 01:09:01,556
I gotta get her out
of there now.
1608
01:09:01,558 --> 01:09:03,825
Hey, easy now, tiger.
1609
01:09:03,827 --> 01:09:04,959
I admire the impulse...
1610
01:09:04,961 --> 01:09:07,495
but you charge in there
like some white knight...
1611
01:09:07,497 --> 01:09:08,997
she's liable to hold it
against you.
1612
01:09:08,999 --> 01:09:11,433
So what? I'm supposed to
just let her stay in a game
1613
01:09:11,435 --> 01:09:12,567
that's obviously bad for her?
1614
01:09:12,569 --> 01:09:13,768
Of course not.
1615
01:09:13,770 --> 01:09:15,704
Then how do I make her leave?
1616
01:09:15,706 --> 01:09:18,807
She thinks it's so cool
and exciting in there.
1617
01:09:18,809 --> 01:09:22,677
Unless you know how I can
make the game boring or...
1618
01:09:22,679 --> 01:09:26,481
Wait. You know about viruses
and stuff, right, Spamley?
1619
01:09:26,483 --> 01:09:28,450
- Who's asking?
- Whoa.
1620
01:09:28,452 --> 01:09:29,784
Back home, me and the kid
1621
01:09:29,786 --> 01:09:32,387
used to goof off
in this game called Tron.
1622
01:09:32,389 --> 01:09:34,956
But then it got a virus that
made the motorbikes go slow...
1623
01:09:34,958 --> 01:09:36,958
and then Vanellope stopped
wanting to hang out in there.
1624
01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:38,626
So, is there a way
1625
01:09:38,628 --> 01:09:40,795
to do something
like that to Slaughter Race?
1626
01:09:40,797 --> 01:09:41,832
Oh, there's ways.
1627
01:09:43,300 --> 01:09:44,267
Follow me.
1628
01:09:49,039 --> 01:09:50,638
I got mothers' maiden names...
1629
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,974
social security numbers,
PIN numbers...
1630
01:09:52,976 --> 01:09:54,409
Now, this area down here
1631
01:09:54,411 --> 01:09:55,977
is what's called the Darknet.
1632
01:09:55,979 --> 01:09:57,846
A lot of shady characters
hang out down here...
1633
01:09:57,848 --> 01:10:00,014
so try to keep a low profile.
Gord!
1634
01:10:00,016 --> 01:10:01,816
Oh, there you are.
1635
01:10:01,818 --> 01:10:04,352
Now Gord here, he's
dabbled in virus-making.
1636
01:10:04,354 --> 01:10:06,354
But his cousin, this guy
we're gonna go see...
1637
01:10:06,356 --> 01:10:09,326
Double Dan, this dude
is a virus-making machine.
1638
01:10:10,494 --> 01:10:11,526
Oh, oh, here we go.
1639
01:10:11,528 --> 01:10:13,561
Are you sure this is safe?
1640
01:10:13,563 --> 01:10:15,396
Is it safe?
Of course it is.
1641
01:10:15,398 --> 01:10:18,366
Just whatever you do, do not
look at his little brother.
1642
01:10:18,368 --> 01:10:19,870
Oh, he has a little brother?
1643
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,473
Double Dan!
1644
01:10:25,475 --> 01:10:26,875
Long time no see.
1645
01:10:26,877 --> 01:10:28,376
Who are you?
1646
01:10:28,378 --> 01:10:29,778
JP Spamley.
1647
01:10:29,780 --> 01:10:31,780
Uh, we met one time
over at Friendster...
1648
01:10:31,782 --> 01:10:35,416
which tells you
it had to be a long time ago.
1649
01:10:35,418 --> 01:10:36,886
- Oye. What are you looking at?
- Nothing.
1650
01:10:36,888 --> 01:10:37,987
Are you looking at my brother?
1651
01:10:37,989 --> 01:10:39,054
- No, sir.
- Don't you look
1652
01:10:39,056 --> 01:10:40,022
at my little brother.
1653
01:10:40,024 --> 01:10:42,357
- Oh, no, I wasn't.
- He's very self-conscious!
1654
01:10:45,395 --> 01:10:46,661
You?
1655
01:10:46,663 --> 01:10:48,530
What are you doing here?
1656
01:10:48,532 --> 01:10:49,764
Uh...
1657
01:10:49,766 --> 01:10:52,001
The reason I came to
your neck of the face...
1658
01:10:52,003 --> 01:10:54,803
I mean, there's a face
in your neck. I mean, woods.
1659
01:10:54,805 --> 01:10:57,139
Neck of the woods. The reason
I'm here is 'cause I...
1660
01:10:57,141 --> 01:10:59,607
Well, I heard
a little tumor, rumor...
1661
01:10:59,609 --> 01:11:01,043
I heard a rumor
that you could, well,
1662
01:11:01,045 --> 01:11:03,444
give me a harmless virus
kind of thing...
1663
01:11:03,446 --> 01:11:04,412
that might be able to
1664
01:11:04,414 --> 01:11:06,414
slow down
the Slaughter Ra game?
1665
01:11:06,416 --> 01:11:08,150
Oh, yeah.
1666
01:11:08,152 --> 01:11:10,986
My cousin Gordon told me
that you wanted to crash it.
1667
01:11:10,988 --> 01:11:12,087
Crash it? No!
1668
01:11:12,089 --> 01:11:13,956
No, no, no.
1669
01:11:13,958 --> 01:11:15,557
I don't want
anyone getting hurt.
1670
01:11:15,559 --> 01:11:16,691
Hmm.
1671
01:11:16,693 --> 01:11:18,761
If there's a way
to just, uh...
1672
01:11:18,763 --> 01:11:19,728
I don't know...
1673
01:11:19,730 --> 01:11:22,064
just make the cars
go slow or something...
1674
01:11:22,066 --> 01:11:24,666
so the game is boring...
1675
01:11:24,668 --> 01:11:26,802
and my friend
comes back home to me.
1676
01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:30,706
Allow me to
introduce you to Arthur.
1677
01:11:32,076 --> 01:11:34,109
Easy there, boy.
1678
01:11:34,111 --> 01:11:35,945
He's keen.
1679
01:11:35,947 --> 01:11:39,782
Arthur's what I call
an insecurity virus.
1680
01:11:39,784 --> 01:11:42,617
Means he looks for
little flaws and weaknesses
1681
01:11:42,619 --> 01:11:44,521
that make a program insecure.
1682
01:11:47,058 --> 01:11:49,825
You release him into that
Slaughter Race game,
1683
01:11:49,827 --> 01:11:52,560
Arthur will find some defect
in the code.
1684
01:11:52,562 --> 01:11:54,129
Then he'll copy that defect
1685
01:11:54,131 --> 01:11:56,866
and spread it
all over the game...
1686
01:11:56,868 --> 01:12:00,501
until everything becomes,
quote, unquote, "boring"...
1687
01:12:00,503 --> 01:12:02,938
just like you wanted.
1688
01:12:02,940 --> 01:12:04,106
Okay.
1689
01:12:04,108 --> 01:12:06,008
Just to be super clear here...
1690
01:12:06,010 --> 01:12:07,475
no one gets hurt, right?
1691
01:12:07,477 --> 01:12:08,611
Are you stupid?
1692
01:12:08,613 --> 01:12:09,778
Well, uh...
1693
01:12:09,780 --> 01:12:11,981
Because the only way
anyone gets hurt...
1694
01:12:11,983 --> 01:12:13,481
is if you are stupid.
1695
01:12:13,483 --> 01:12:14,984
All you have to do...
1696
01:12:14,986 --> 01:12:18,520
is make sure the virus stays
in Slaughter Race.
1697
01:12:18,522 --> 01:12:20,522
Right. Don't be stupid.
1698
01:12:20,524 --> 01:12:21,857
Make sure it doesn't get out
of Slaughter Race.
1699
01:12:21,859 --> 01:12:22,958
Goiter it. Gah!
1700
01:12:22,960 --> 01:12:24,126
- Got it! Got it.
- Get out!
1701
01:12:24,128 --> 01:12:25,661
Thank you,
you're a cyst face.
1702
01:12:25,663 --> 01:12:26,829
- Out!
- I mean, assistance.
1703
01:12:26,831 --> 01:12:28,697
Thank you for your
cyst face... Assistance.
1704
01:12:28,699 --> 01:12:30,165
- Get out!
- Goodbye!
1705
01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:31,734
Ugh.
1706
01:12:34,872 --> 01:12:36,705
Ah! Fiddlesticks!
Well, that's game.
1707
01:12:36,707 --> 01:12:38,040
Ah, beginner's luck.
1708
01:12:38,042 --> 01:12:39,708
Come on, kid.
I know a hustle
1709
01:12:39,710 --> 01:12:40,809
when I see one.
1710
01:12:41,946 --> 01:12:43,913
- Player's on the way.
- Thanks, Bob.
1711
01:12:43,915 --> 01:12:45,514
- Let's roll!
- Game faces on, guys.
1712
01:12:45,516 --> 01:12:47,616
Show time. You ready
for your first race?
1713
01:12:47,618 --> 01:12:50,019
Um, yeah. I think so.
1714
01:12:50,021 --> 01:12:52,621
Hey, don't be nervous.
You're gonna be great.
1715
01:12:52,623 --> 01:12:54,790
Yeah, no, I know.
I'll be fine.
1716
01:12:54,792 --> 01:12:56,928
Mmm. You didn't tell
Ralph yet, did you?
1717
01:12:58,062 --> 01:12:59,895
Not exactly.
1718
01:12:59,897 --> 01:13:02,531
Come on, V.
He's your best friend.
1719
01:13:02,533 --> 01:13:03,832
You gotta let him know
1720
01:13:03,834 --> 01:13:05,567
you're planning on
staying here for a while.
1721
01:13:05,569 --> 01:13:08,570
I know. But he's gonna
get really upset.
1722
01:13:08,572 --> 01:13:10,572
Yeah, he might,
but you guys...
1723
01:13:10,574 --> 01:13:13,175
you'll talk, you'll work it
out, you'll figure it out.
1724
01:13:13,177 --> 01:13:14,977
Yeah, but what if we don't?
1725
01:13:14,979 --> 01:13:17,780
What if his feelings
get hurt so bad...
1726
01:13:17,782 --> 01:13:19,848
he won't wanna be
my friend anymore?
1727
01:13:19,850 --> 01:13:23,085
Look.
All friendships change...
1728
01:13:23,087 --> 01:13:24,920
but the good ones...
1729
01:13:24,922 --> 01:13:26,256
they get stronger
because of it.
1730
01:13:27,725 --> 01:13:29,625
Uh, Shank,
I hate to bother you...
1731
01:13:29,627 --> 01:13:31,961
but the player is waiting.
1732
01:13:31,963 --> 01:13:33,829
I'm not gonna tell you
what to do, kid.
1733
01:13:33,831 --> 01:13:34,899
It's your call.
1734
01:13:35,733 --> 01:13:36,767
Yeah, okay.
1735
01:13:37,702 --> 01:13:38,767
All right.
1736
01:13:38,769 --> 01:13:39,937
Let's race.
1737
01:13:54,219 --> 01:13:56,254
Scanning for insecurities.
1738
01:13:58,823 --> 01:14:00,524
Scanning for insecurities.
1739
01:14:02,893 --> 01:14:05,061
"Precious Car-go."
1740
01:14:05,063 --> 01:14:07,029
Deliver the car
to Bert's Chop Shop...
1741
01:14:07,031 --> 01:14:09,965
but watch out
for Shank and her crew.
1742
01:14:27,952 --> 01:14:29,818
Power drift
into a drift jump!
1743
01:14:29,820 --> 01:14:31,820
I saw it! You're amazing!
1744
01:14:31,822 --> 01:14:32,823
Thank you.
1745
01:14:41,933 --> 01:14:44,970
Scanning for insecurities.
1746
01:14:49,074 --> 01:14:51,742
Looks like we're not finished.
Come on, V.
1747
01:14:54,146 --> 01:14:55,744
Ralph?
1748
01:15:00,285 --> 01:15:01,617
Huh.
1749
01:15:01,619 --> 01:15:04,120
Okay. Relax. Relax!
1750
01:15:04,122 --> 01:15:05,321
I'll just call him
after the race.
1751
01:15:05,323 --> 01:15:06,956
It'll be okay.
1752
01:15:06,958 --> 01:15:08,126
Ralph will be fine.
1753
01:15:09,795 --> 01:15:11,063
Insecurity detected.
1754
01:15:13,131 --> 01:15:14,665
Copying insecurity.
1755
01:15:17,903 --> 01:15:20,303
Distributing insecurity.
1756
01:15:20,305 --> 01:15:22,372
Distributing insecurity.
1757
01:15:22,374 --> 01:15:25,942
Distributing insecurity.
Distributing...
1758
01:15:25,944 --> 01:15:28,847
What is happening?
1759
01:15:34,753 --> 01:15:36,052
What's going on, Spamley?
1760
01:15:36,054 --> 01:15:38,088
The whole place
is going crazy.
1761
01:15:38,090 --> 01:15:40,156
I thought that virus was just
supposed to slow down her car.
1762
01:15:40,158 --> 01:15:41,257
It was.
1763
01:15:41,259 --> 01:15:43,128
It must've found something
real unstable in there.
1764
01:15:44,729 --> 01:15:46,830
It's her glitch.
1765
01:15:46,832 --> 01:15:48,331
Game reboot begins
1766
01:15:48,333 --> 01:15:50,166
in 60 seconds.
1767
01:15:50,168 --> 01:15:51,968
Whoa, hey! Hey, Ralph,
you can't go in there.
1768
01:15:51,970 --> 01:15:52,936
They're gonna
reboot the game...
1769
01:15:52,938 --> 01:15:54,270
and anything that doesn't
belong in there
1770
01:15:54,272 --> 01:15:55,371
will be deleted.
1771
01:15:55,373 --> 01:15:56,940
Yeah, and if I don't
get her outta there,
1772
01:15:56,942 --> 01:15:58,310
Vanellope's gonna die!
1773
01:16:01,079 --> 01:16:03,213
Come on, kid. The game's crashing.
Let's go.
1774
01:16:03,215 --> 01:16:04,781
I think it's my glitch.
1775
01:16:04,783 --> 01:16:07,884
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
destroy your game.
1776
01:16:07,886 --> 01:16:10,954
We'll be fine, but your code
isn't part of this game.
1777
01:16:10,956 --> 01:16:13,758
We got to get you out of here now.
Follow me to the exit.
1778
01:16:22,701 --> 01:16:24,400
Oh, no, no!
1779
01:16:30,909 --> 01:16:32,041
Kid!
1780
01:16:32,043 --> 01:16:34,177
Kid, where are you?
1781
01:16:34,179 --> 01:16:36,379
The server
is rebooting, Ralph.
1782
01:16:36,381 --> 01:16:38,449
Both of you have to
get out of here now.
1783
01:16:38,451 --> 01:16:39,718
Kid, I got you. I got you.
1784
01:16:41,753 --> 01:16:42,952
Game reboot...
1785
01:16:42,954 --> 01:16:46,923
in five, four, three...
1786
01:16:46,925 --> 01:16:48,825
two, one.
1787
01:16:50,996 --> 01:16:52,797
Reboot in progress.
1788
01:16:56,268 --> 01:16:58,301
Come on, Vanellope. Wake up.
1789
01:16:58,303 --> 01:17:00,471
Come on. Don't leave me, kid.
1790
01:17:03,141 --> 01:17:04,441
Ralph?
1791
01:17:04,443 --> 01:17:07,245
Oh. There you are.
You okay, kid?
1792
01:17:07,979 --> 01:17:11,448
Ralph, I messed up so bad.
1793
01:17:11,450 --> 01:17:14,150
No. No, you didn't,
it's okay.
1794
01:17:14,152 --> 01:17:17,220
This is all because of me
and my glitch.
1795
01:17:17,222 --> 01:17:19,122
I should've
just stayed with you...
1796
01:17:19,124 --> 01:17:21,824
instead of following
some stupid dream.
1797
01:17:23,396 --> 01:17:25,398
I've ruined everything.
1798
01:17:25,997 --> 01:17:27,799
No, kid, no.
1799
01:17:29,768 --> 01:17:33,470
Ah, look. I didn't mean
for it to happen like this.
1800
01:17:33,472 --> 01:17:36,275
It was not supposed
to be this bad.
1801
01:17:39,177 --> 01:17:42,145
You didn't mean
for what to happen?
1802
01:17:42,147 --> 01:17:45,817
I mighta,
kinda sorta put a...
1803
01:17:47,118 --> 01:17:50,187
harmless little virus
in the game.
1804
01:17:50,189 --> 01:17:52,423
A virus?
1805
01:17:52,425 --> 01:17:54,991
You did this?
1806
01:17:54,993 --> 01:17:57,127
I wouldn't have done anything
1807
01:17:57,129 --> 01:17:58,495
if I hadn't heard you
tell Shank...
1808
01:17:58,497 --> 01:18:00,297
that you wanted to live in
Slaughter Race forever.
1809
01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:04,000
So you were spying on me?
1810
01:18:04,002 --> 01:18:06,170
Hey. You're not exactly
innocent here.
1811
01:18:06,172 --> 01:18:08,838
You were gonna ditch everybody
and abandon Sugar Rush.
1812
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:10,840
Oh, please.
I'm one of 16 racers.
1813
01:18:10,842 --> 01:18:12,176
They'd never miss me.
1814
01:18:12,178 --> 01:18:13,510
What about me?
1815
01:18:13,512 --> 01:18:16,045
Why would I ever spend
another second with you...
1816
01:18:16,047 --> 01:18:17,216
after what you did?
1817
01:18:19,118 --> 01:18:20,353
No!
1818
01:18:24,290 --> 01:18:25,790
No.
1819
01:18:26,459 --> 01:18:28,158
Vanellope,
where are you going?
1820
01:18:28,160 --> 01:18:29,560
Wherever you're not.
1821
01:18:29,562 --> 01:18:30,893
Wait a minute.
I can explain.
1822
01:18:30,895 --> 01:18:32,596
No! You will not
follow me.
1823
01:18:32,598 --> 01:18:34,164
Vanellope, please...
1824
01:18:34,166 --> 01:18:36,899
A friend would never do
what you did. Never!
1825
01:18:36,901 --> 01:18:39,336
So you leave me alone!
1826
01:18:39,338 --> 01:18:42,006
Vanellope, no, no, no! Please!
1827
01:18:42,008 --> 01:18:44,575
Please! What did I do?
1828
01:18:44,577 --> 01:18:46,310
Scanning for insecurities.
1829
01:18:46,312 --> 01:18:47,980
Vanellope, come on,
don't leave me!
1830
01:18:49,015 --> 01:18:50,349
Insecurity detected.
1831
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:56,222
Copying insecurity.
1832
01:18:58,591 --> 01:19:01,292
Oh, no, no, no.
1833
01:19:01,294 --> 01:19:03,029
Distributing insecurity.
1834
01:19:13,072 --> 01:19:14,073
Come on.
1835
01:19:16,876 --> 01:19:17,476
Where is it?
1836
01:19:20,279 --> 01:19:21,314
Ooh!
1837
01:19:26,352 --> 01:19:27,219
Oh, no.
1838
01:19:43,302 --> 01:19:45,204
You are such an idiot.
1839
01:19:56,949 --> 01:20:01,452
What is your problem, Ralph?
I told you, don't follow me.
1840
01:20:01,454 --> 01:20:03,655
Friend?
1841
01:20:03,657 --> 01:20:05,956
Cut that out.
You're scaring me.
1842
01:20:05,958 --> 01:20:08,092
- Friend!
- Huh? Whoa!
1843
01:20:08,094 --> 01:20:09,995
- What the...?
- Friend?
1844
01:20:13,966 --> 01:20:15,434
Friend!
1845
01:20:21,941 --> 01:20:24,308
Sweet mother of Ralph!
1846
01:20:24,310 --> 01:20:25,309
In breaking news,
1847
01:20:25,311 --> 01:20:26,443
the Internet
is under assault...
1848
01:20:26,445 --> 01:20:29,279
as a massive
denial-of-service attack...
1849
01:20:29,281 --> 01:20:30,147
crashes servers
across the web.
1850
01:20:31,250 --> 01:20:32,483
The Wreck-It Ralph virus
1851
01:20:32,485 --> 01:20:34,954
is fast-moving
and destructive.
1852
01:20:35,988 --> 01:20:38,357
Friend? Huh?
1853
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:43,563
Friend?
1854
01:20:49,268 --> 01:20:50,568
Huh?
1855
01:20:50,570 --> 01:20:52,537
Experts are still trying to
understand who or what
1856
01:20:52,539 --> 01:20:54,441
the virus's intended
target may be.
1857
01:20:57,343 --> 01:20:58,678
Friend.
1858
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,479
Friend.
1859
01:21:03,382 --> 01:21:05,048
Friend!
1860
01:21:05,050 --> 01:21:06,318
Friend!
1861
01:21:08,655 --> 01:21:10,388
I found 130 results for
1862
01:21:10,390 --> 01:21:12,426
"Where does my high school
girlfriend live now?"
1863
01:21:14,093 --> 01:21:15,225
You're welcome.
1864
01:21:15,227 --> 01:21:16,962
- Mr. KnowsMore!
- Hmm.
1865
01:21:17,464 --> 01:21:18,663
Oh, delightful!
1866
01:21:18,665 --> 01:21:20,331
You're that courteous
little cherub
1867
01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:21,999
who says "please"
and "thank you."
1868
01:21:22,001 --> 01:21:23,334
What can KnowsMore
help you find today?
1869
01:21:23,336 --> 01:21:24,402
There's a whole...
1870
01:21:24,404 --> 01:21:25,703
Whole Foods,
a hole in the ozone...
1871
01:21:25,705 --> 01:21:28,406
A Whole Lotta Love by
British rockers Led Zeppelin?
1872
01:21:28,408 --> 01:21:31,208
No! No! There's a whole bunch
of Ralphs chasing me.
1873
01:21:31,210 --> 01:21:33,745
Friend...
1874
01:21:33,747 --> 01:21:35,680
This would probably be
an appropriate time
1875
01:21:35,682 --> 01:21:36,982
for me to shutter my site.
1876
01:21:44,724 --> 01:21:46,089
How long you think
1877
01:21:46,091 --> 01:21:47,459
before they get in here?
1878
01:21:47,461 --> 01:21:49,563
Precisely one second.
1879
01:21:51,598 --> 01:21:53,198
Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1880
01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:54,365
Hey, hey, hey!
1881
01:21:54,367 --> 01:21:55,667
It's me!
It's the real me!
1882
01:21:55,669 --> 01:21:58,236
Ow!
1883
01:21:58,238 --> 01:22:00,572
- Ralph?
- My apologies.
1884
01:22:00,574 --> 01:22:01,706
I followed those things here.
1885
01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:03,008
I think they're looking
for you, kid.
1886
01:22:04,144 --> 01:22:07,245
Yeah, you think?
What did you do?
1887
01:22:07,247 --> 01:22:10,381
I'm so sorry.
I don't how this happened.
1888
01:22:10,383 --> 01:22:11,483
Well, I think
it's fairly obvious.
1889
01:22:11,485 --> 01:22:14,118
It happened because
an insecurity virus cloned...
1890
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,621
all of your needy, clingy,
self-destructive behavior.
1891
01:22:16,623 --> 01:22:18,323
The very behavior
which left unchecked
1892
01:22:18,325 --> 01:22:19,691
can destroy friendships...
1893
01:22:19,693 --> 01:22:23,361
and in this particular case,
the entire Internet!
1894
01:22:25,265 --> 01:22:27,131
KnowsMore!
You have all the answers.
1895
01:22:27,133 --> 01:22:28,433
Official query...
1896
01:22:28,435 --> 01:22:30,468
what do I do if clones of me
1897
01:22:30,470 --> 01:22:33,071
are trying to capture
my friend? Search.
1898
01:22:34,374 --> 01:22:36,574
I find two results
for your query.
1899
01:22:36,576 --> 01:22:38,710
Either you put all the clones
in therapy.
1900
01:22:38,712 --> 01:22:40,678
Not very realistic.
1901
01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:42,647
Or, the anti-virus district
is surrounded
1902
01:22:42,649 --> 01:22:44,716
by a gate made from
security software.
1903
01:22:44,718 --> 01:22:45,683
If Vanellope could somehow
1904
01:22:45,685 --> 01:22:47,185
lead all of the clones
through the gate...
1905
01:22:47,187 --> 01:22:49,187
they would be deleted
all at once.
1906
01:22:49,189 --> 01:22:52,390
Sort of a co-dependent
pied piper situation.
1907
01:22:52,392 --> 01:22:55,126
Wait. We know a pied piper.
1908
01:22:55,128 --> 01:22:56,561
- We do?
- Yesss.
1909
01:22:56,563 --> 01:22:58,129
- Who?
- Yesss!
1910
01:22:58,131 --> 01:22:58,798
Yeah, but who is it?
1911
01:23:01,201 --> 01:23:02,636
Oh, you mean Yesss!
1912
01:23:06,573 --> 01:23:09,440
Thanks for your help,
KnowsMore.
1913
01:23:09,442 --> 01:23:11,175
It's a bit of an empty gesture
at this point,
1914
01:23:11,177 --> 01:23:13,378
wouldn't you say?
1915
01:23:13,380 --> 01:23:14,779
Guess I forgot
to tell Ralph
1916
01:23:14,781 --> 01:23:16,514
that when you
break the Internet...
1917
01:23:16,516 --> 01:23:19,317
you don't literally
have to break the Internet.
1918
01:23:19,319 --> 01:23:20,552
I can't believe he did this.
1919
01:23:20,554 --> 01:23:23,187
Yeah, well, I mean,
dude obviously made
1920
01:23:23,189 --> 01:23:25,323
some real questionable
choices here.
1921
01:23:25,325 --> 01:23:29,460
But he also made a bee pun to
save his best friend's game...
1922
01:23:29,462 --> 01:23:33,266
so what can I say, kid,
life's complicated.
1923
01:23:34,334 --> 01:23:36,303
You ready to pied the piper?
1924
01:23:39,339 --> 01:23:41,341
Yoo-hoo! Up here!
1925
01:23:42,777 --> 01:23:45,878
It's me, your bestest friend
in the whole wide world...
1926
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:47,280
who you can't live without!
1927
01:23:48,248 --> 01:23:49,817
Friend!
1928
01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:55,620
Wow, from up here I can see
how I do come across as...
1929
01:23:55,622 --> 01:23:57,388
needy, and clingy,
1930
01:23:57,390 --> 01:23:59,760
and self-destructive
like KnowsMore said.
1931
01:24:01,161 --> 01:24:02,460
Listen, kid...
1932
01:24:02,462 --> 01:24:03,328
I don't blame you
1933
01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:05,597
for not wanting
to be my friend anymore.
1934
01:24:05,599 --> 01:24:07,766
I never said I didn't
want to be your friend.
1935
01:24:07,768 --> 01:24:11,469
I said you were acting like
a bad friend. Which you were.
1936
01:24:11,471 --> 01:24:13,204
I know I was, but I...
1937
01:24:13,206 --> 01:24:14,339
Hey, my babies!
1938
01:24:14,341 --> 01:24:17,475
That's the anti-virus district
straight ahead. Whoo!
1939
01:24:17,477 --> 01:24:19,145
All right, to be
continued, okay?
1940
01:24:26,821 --> 01:24:28,821
Whoo-hoo!
We're gonna make it!
1941
01:24:44,839 --> 01:24:46,270
You guys okay?
1942
01:24:46,272 --> 01:24:47,539
I'm fine!
1943
01:24:47,541 --> 01:24:50,542
Yeah, all good.
Look, we can still do this.
1944
01:24:50,544 --> 01:24:52,845
Come on, big man.
Help me turn this thing over.
1945
01:24:53,948 --> 01:24:56,280
Uh...
1946
01:24:56,282 --> 01:24:58,484
Uh, guys?
1947
01:25:08,863 --> 01:25:12,296
Friend?
1948
01:25:12,298 --> 01:25:14,566
That is unsettling.
1949
01:25:18,406 --> 01:25:19,707
Friend.
1950
01:25:20,408 --> 01:25:21,974
Get Vanellope out of here now.
1951
01:25:21,976 --> 01:25:23,108
What about you, Ralph?
1952
01:25:23,110 --> 01:25:25,245
Just go. I got a date with
the man in the mirror.
1953
01:25:26,279 --> 01:25:27,615
Hey, you!
1954
01:25:30,484 --> 01:25:32,951
You keep away from her!
1955
01:25:32,953 --> 01:25:35,621
I'm gonna wreck it!
1956
01:25:37,825 --> 01:25:40,661
She's not your friend!
1957
01:25:41,429 --> 01:25:43,229
She's my friend!
1958
01:25:44,331 --> 01:25:45,698
Here it is, this way.
1959
01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:47,768
Come on, kid.
We gotta move.
1960
01:26:00,347 --> 01:26:01,682
Eeeee-oh-boy!
1961
01:26:18,766 --> 01:26:19,834
No!
1962
01:26:20,868 --> 01:26:22,534
Whoa!
1963
01:26:22,536 --> 01:26:25,706
Vanellope!
1964
01:26:30,377 --> 01:26:32,646
Hey! Let go of me!
1965
01:26:35,316 --> 01:26:36,784
- Kid!
- Ralph!
1966
01:26:41,622 --> 01:26:43,355
Hey!
1967
01:26:43,357 --> 01:26:45,791
Hey, get back here!
1968
01:26:45,793 --> 01:26:46,794
Huh?
1969
01:26:48,562 --> 01:26:49,995
You put her down!
1970
01:26:49,997 --> 01:26:51,830
Whoa!
1971
01:27:13,922 --> 01:27:15,489
Vanellope!
1972
01:27:31,739 --> 01:27:35,010
You know, you're acting
like a real bad guy here!
1973
01:27:35,676 --> 01:27:38,077
No!
1974
01:27:38,079 --> 01:27:39,611
Well, you are!
1975
01:27:39,613 --> 01:27:41,549
And I will never
be your friend!
1976
01:27:45,753 --> 01:27:47,055
Hey, doofus!
1977
01:27:47,956 --> 01:27:48,756
Ralph!
1978
01:27:56,697 --> 01:27:58,934
Catch me if you can,
you big dummy!
1979
01:28:05,639 --> 01:28:07,040
I got you, little sister.
1980
01:28:10,745 --> 01:28:12,411
Now go!
Get out of here!
1981
01:28:12,413 --> 01:28:14,080
- Ralph!
- Go!
1982
01:28:14,082 --> 01:28:16,885
No!
Don't hurt him!
1983
01:28:17,551 --> 01:28:18,619
Please, no!
1984
01:28:23,424 --> 01:28:25,892
Stop it!
You're squishing him!
1985
01:28:27,629 --> 01:28:29,629
You're gonna
kill my best friend!
1986
01:28:33,835 --> 01:28:36,104
Fine! You win!
You win, okay?
1987
01:28:39,608 --> 01:28:41,910
Just please put him down.
1988
01:28:44,546 --> 01:28:47,080
I'll be your
only friend, okay?
1989
01:28:47,082 --> 01:28:49,148
Just let him go.
1990
01:28:49,150 --> 01:28:50,752
No! No, kid.
1991
01:28:51,920 --> 01:28:52,921
Huh?
1992
01:28:54,556 --> 01:28:56,789
That's it.
That's it. Yeah.
1993
01:28:56,791 --> 01:28:59,659
Put him down
and I'll go with you...
1994
01:28:59,661 --> 01:29:01,160
and we'll be
best friends forever.
1995
01:29:02,530 --> 01:29:04,664
Just me and you.
1996
01:29:04,666 --> 01:29:05,867
That's what you want, right?
1997
01:29:09,137 --> 01:29:10,437
Well,
that's not what I want!
1998
01:29:12,207 --> 01:29:14,774
It's not right to hold
a friend back from her dreams!
1999
01:29:14,776 --> 01:29:16,910
You don't own her!
2000
01:29:16,912 --> 01:29:19,712
That's not how
friendship works!
2001
01:29:19,714 --> 01:29:21,549
You need to let her go!
2002
01:29:23,685 --> 01:29:24,686
Hey.
2003
01:29:28,723 --> 01:29:29,824
You need to let her go.
2004
01:29:32,861 --> 01:29:35,931
I know. It's gonna hurt
a little bit when you do.
2005
01:29:37,899 --> 01:29:39,834
Oh, who am I kidding?
It's gonna hurt a lot.
2006
01:29:41,703 --> 01:29:43,905
But you're gonna be okay.
2007
01:29:46,574 --> 01:29:48,274
And we're gonna be okay.
2008
01:29:48,276 --> 01:29:49,544
Right, kid?
2009
01:29:51,179 --> 01:29:53,848
Of course we are. Always.
2010
01:29:55,984 --> 01:29:59,052
See? No matter
where she goes...
2011
01:29:59,054 --> 01:30:01,888
or where she lives...
2012
01:30:01,890 --> 01:30:04,157
she's always gonna
be our friend.
2013
01:30:04,159 --> 01:30:06,626
And we just gotta trust her.
2014
01:30:06,628 --> 01:30:09,064
Because that's what
best friends do.
2015
01:30:10,165 --> 01:30:11,666
Right?
2016
01:30:26,248 --> 01:30:27,582
Thanks, buddy.
2017
01:30:29,050 --> 01:30:30,986
Wow!
2018
01:30:32,620 --> 01:30:34,587
I feel good about this.
2019
01:30:34,589 --> 01:30:36,589
Mmm.
2020
01:30:36,591 --> 01:30:38,927
Mmm.
2021
01:30:40,962 --> 01:30:42,129
Ralph, look!
2022
01:30:42,131 --> 01:30:44,065
I think you fixed
your insecurity!
2023
01:30:46,068 --> 01:30:47,301
You're right.
2024
01:30:47,303 --> 01:30:49,635
Whoo-hoo!
2025
01:30:49,637 --> 01:30:50,803
Ralph, no!
2026
01:30:52,807 --> 01:30:54,308
Whoa!
2027
01:30:54,310 --> 01:30:56,310
Park it right here, Ralph!
2028
01:30:56,312 --> 01:30:58,644
Your ol' pal
JP Spamley's gotcha!
2029
01:30:58,646 --> 01:31:00,815
Whoo!
2030
01:31:02,151 --> 01:31:03,217
Wow, that didn't work.
2031
01:31:07,856 --> 01:31:09,756
Look up there!
2032
01:31:09,758 --> 01:31:11,626
It's a big strong man
in need of rescuing.
2033
01:31:20,269 --> 01:31:21,070
Hah!
2034
01:32:10,119 --> 01:32:12,154
Mmm.
2035
01:32:14,190 --> 01:32:16,125
Oh, thanks, Frogger.
2036
01:32:16,658 --> 01:32:17,793
Wait a minute.
2037
01:32:18,327 --> 01:32:19,960
Who are all of you?
2038
01:32:19,962 --> 01:32:21,995
We're friends of Vanellope's.
2039
01:32:21,997 --> 01:32:24,164
Yeah, and any friend
of Vanellope's
2040
01:32:24,166 --> 01:32:25,799
is a friend of ours.
2041
01:32:25,801 --> 01:32:27,668
You're welcome.
2042
01:32:27,670 --> 01:32:29,036
Ralph!
2043
01:32:29,038 --> 01:32:31,138
Looking good, big fella!
2044
01:32:31,140 --> 01:32:32,773
Heyo!
2045
01:32:33,876 --> 01:32:35,075
This dress is not made
for a big boy.
2046
01:32:35,077 --> 01:32:37,077
It's going right up
the back alley there.
2047
01:32:37,079 --> 01:32:38,745
Let me just make
a little adjustment.
2048
01:32:38,747 --> 01:32:41,181
There we go.
2049
01:32:41,183 --> 01:32:42,783
Internet users are breathing
2050
01:32:42,785 --> 01:32:45,085
a collective sigh
of relief tonight.
2051
01:32:45,087 --> 01:32:47,421
Just as mysteriously
as it appeared,
2052
01:32:47,423 --> 01:32:49,825
the Wreck-It Ralph virus
has vanished.
2053
01:32:56,098 --> 01:32:58,198
You know what
I just realized?
2054
01:32:58,200 --> 01:33:00,934
The sun never rises
or sets here...
2055
01:33:00,936 --> 01:33:02,903
because everything's
always on.
2056
01:33:02,905 --> 01:33:05,472
Well, now, isn't that
an astute observation?
2057
01:33:05,474 --> 01:33:07,040
I know, right?
2058
01:33:07,042 --> 01:33:08,242
You know,
other than KnowsMore,
2059
01:33:08,244 --> 01:33:10,010
I'm probably the smartest guy
on the Internet.
2060
01:33:10,012 --> 01:33:12,045
Yeah. Yeah.
2061
01:33:12,047 --> 01:33:15,048
Yo, V. We're about to come
back online. You ready?
2062
01:33:15,050 --> 01:33:16,450
Be right there!
2063
01:33:16,452 --> 01:33:19,119
Hey, Ralph,
don't be a stranger!
2064
01:33:19,121 --> 01:33:21,722
Well, I can't be much stranger
than you, Shank.
2065
01:33:21,724 --> 01:33:24,126
Oh. That's a good dad joke.
2066
01:33:25,428 --> 01:33:27,127
Hey, don't forget.
2067
01:33:27,129 --> 01:33:29,062
You know Shank added
my code and everything,
2068
01:33:29,064 --> 01:33:30,898
so I'll be able
to regenerate.
2069
01:33:30,900 --> 01:33:32,032
I'm gonna be totally safe.
2070
01:33:32,034 --> 01:33:34,469
No, I know.
It's gonna be great.
2071
01:33:34,471 --> 01:33:36,069
You found your dream game.
2072
01:33:36,071 --> 01:33:37,339
Yeah, I did.
2073
01:33:38,240 --> 01:33:39,241
I did.
2074
01:33:40,109 --> 01:33:42,242
So, uh...
2075
01:33:42,244 --> 01:33:45,279
I guess I should probably
head in there now, you know?
2076
01:33:45,281 --> 01:33:48,250
Oh, before you go,
I wanted to give you this.
2077
01:33:49,318 --> 01:33:52,152
Oh, I'm so sorry
I broke it, Ralph.
2078
01:33:52,154 --> 01:33:54,188
No, no. It's okay.
2079
01:33:54,190 --> 01:33:56,225
Now we can both
have a half. See?
2080
01:33:58,295 --> 01:33:59,094
Yeah!
2081
01:34:06,869 --> 01:34:08,804
I love you so much.
2082
01:34:09,939 --> 01:34:11,308
I'm really gonna miss you.
2083
01:34:13,175 --> 01:34:15,110
I'm gonna miss you too, kid.
2084
01:34:16,313 --> 01:34:17,846
I really am.
2085
01:34:23,453 --> 01:34:24,454
All right.
2086
01:34:26,356 --> 01:34:28,291
Okay, getting a little clingy
on me, here.
2087
01:34:31,194 --> 01:34:33,228
Go on. Get out of here.
2088
01:34:33,230 --> 01:34:34,497
The world's
waiting for you, kid.
2089
01:35:32,122 --> 01:35:34,188
I'll be honest,
2090
01:35:34,190 --> 01:35:36,491
it still feels kind of
weird around here.
2091
01:35:36,493 --> 01:35:38,526
I mean, a lot has changed.
2092
01:35:38,528 --> 01:35:39,994
Even though we got
that steering wheel
2093
01:35:39,996 --> 01:35:41,062
and saved Sugar Rush...
2094
01:35:41,064 --> 01:35:43,233
it's never really gonna
be the same.
2095
01:35:45,235 --> 01:35:46,434
For one thing,
the racers aren't even
2096
01:35:46,436 --> 01:35:48,036
that obnoxious anymore.
2097
01:35:48,038 --> 01:35:50,438
Oh, golly. I'm sorry
you didn't win, Taffyta.
2098
01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:53,074
Pfft! Our friendship
is much more important to me
2099
01:35:53,076 --> 01:35:54,375
than winning, Rancis.
2100
01:35:54,377 --> 01:35:56,110
Losing builds character!
2101
01:35:56,112 --> 01:35:58,046
Everyone's a winner, Taffyta.
2102
01:35:58,048 --> 01:35:59,580
Felix and Calhoun,
2103
01:35:59,582 --> 01:36:00,782
as goofy as they are,
2104
01:36:00,784 --> 01:36:03,217
they turned out to be
pretty great parents.
2105
01:36:03,219 --> 01:36:04,519
I gotta hand it
to you two,
2106
01:36:04,521 --> 01:36:07,021
how on earth did you
tame those things?
2107
01:36:07,023 --> 01:36:08,389
It's simple, Surge.
2108
01:36:08,391 --> 01:36:10,992
The key to parenting is...
2109
01:36:13,963 --> 01:36:15,930
And then what you do is...
2110
01:36:18,401 --> 01:36:21,636
And that is the secret
to raising perfect children.
2111
01:36:21,638 --> 01:36:25,073
Wow, I wish every parent
could hear that.
2112
01:36:25,075 --> 01:36:26,441
I'm keeping busy, too.
2113
01:36:26,443 --> 01:36:28,376
I finally joined
Zangief's book club.
2114
01:36:28,378 --> 01:36:30,445
Good point, Bison.
And how about you, Ralph?
2115
01:36:30,447 --> 01:36:32,380
Do you feel Dostoyevsky
2116
01:36:32,382 --> 01:36:34,982
intended to make
narrator unreliable?
2117
01:36:34,984 --> 01:36:36,451
Um...
2118
01:36:36,453 --> 01:36:38,654
I do and I don't.
2119
01:36:38,656 --> 01:36:41,222
You do, and you don't.
2120
01:36:41,224 --> 01:36:43,991
Duality.
That's really deep, Ralph.
2121
01:36:43,993 --> 01:36:45,293
Thanks, Sonic.
2122
01:36:45,295 --> 01:36:48,029
I don't know
what I'm talking about.
2123
01:36:48,031 --> 01:36:50,365
Oh. And we got this new thing
we do every Friday night...
2124
01:36:50,367 --> 01:36:52,467
where we all go and hang out
in a different game.
2125
01:36:52,469 --> 01:36:54,135
I actually hosted this week.
2126
01:36:54,137 --> 01:36:55,536
Heyo!
2127
01:36:55,538 --> 01:36:58,139
Hope you're all hungry.
I made burnt pie.
2128
01:36:58,141 --> 01:37:00,007
What's burnt pie,
Wreck-It?
2129
01:37:00,009 --> 01:37:02,310
Oh, it's just a pie
that you burn.
2130
01:37:02,312 --> 01:37:03,244
You can use any pie.
2131
01:37:03,246 --> 01:37:05,012
You just leave it
in the oven too long.
2132
01:37:08,151 --> 01:37:11,319
Yeah, we really do
have a lot of fun.
2133
01:37:11,321 --> 01:37:14,656
I guess that's pretty much
all the news I got for you.
2134
01:37:14,658 --> 01:37:17,392
Oh, man, your stories
never disappoint, Ralph.
2135
01:37:17,394 --> 01:37:18,993
I just wish
we could hang out sooner.
2136
01:37:18,995 --> 01:37:20,496
Yeah. Me, too.
2137
01:37:20,498 --> 01:37:22,196
When did you say you were
getting those days off?
2138
01:37:22,198 --> 01:37:24,999
Uh, our upgrade
starts on January 25th,
2139
01:37:25,001 --> 01:37:26,702
so, like, two months
from now.
2140
01:37:26,704 --> 01:37:29,370
Oh, that'll go by in a flash.
Oh, speaking of which...
2141
01:37:29,372 --> 01:37:30,472
you want me to bring you
anything from home
2142
01:37:30,474 --> 01:37:31,473
when I come visit?
2143
01:37:31,475 --> 01:37:33,542
Oh! You know what
I cannot find
2144
01:37:33,544 --> 01:37:35,309
anywhere on the Internet?
2145
01:37:35,311 --> 01:37:38,246
A halfway decent
BurgerTime burger.
2146
01:37:38,248 --> 01:37:40,549
I've been talking them up
to Shank and the crew.
2147
01:37:40,551 --> 01:37:42,283
And honestly, I think
they're starting to think
2148
01:37:42,285 --> 01:37:43,452
I'm making it up.
2149
01:37:43,454 --> 01:37:44,720
All right,
consider it done.
2150
01:37:44,722 --> 01:37:46,390
I'll bring you guys
a truckload.
2151
01:37:48,726 --> 01:37:51,058
Well, sun's coming up already.
2152
01:37:51,060 --> 01:37:52,528
Guess I better get to it.
2153
01:37:52,530 --> 01:37:54,028
Yeah, me too.
2154
01:37:54,030 --> 01:37:55,196
Talk next week?
2155
01:37:55,198 --> 01:37:57,064
I shall await your call,
madam.
2156
01:37:57,066 --> 01:38:01,670
Then, adieu, adieu,
farting is such sweet sorrow.
2157
01:38:01,672 --> 01:38:03,973
So long, stinkbrain.
2158
01:38:04,542 --> 01:38:05,443
Bye, kid.
2159
01:38:19,356 --> 01:38:22,357
Hey. You doing
okay there, Ralph?
2160
01:38:22,359 --> 01:38:26,595
Yeah, I am, actually.
I'm doing great.
2161
01:38:26,597 --> 01:38:29,333
Come on, Felix.
Let's get to work, buddy.
2162
01:42:00,745 --> 01:42:03,813
Hey, Mo, did you like
the movie, sweetie?
2163
01:42:03,815 --> 01:42:06,416
Well, there was a scene
in the trailer...
2164
01:42:06,418 --> 01:42:08,451
that wasn't in the movie...
2165
01:42:08,453 --> 01:42:10,887
and that makes me sad.
2166
01:42:10,889 --> 01:42:12,989
Aw, that's too bad.
2167
01:42:12,991 --> 01:42:14,590
Maybe playing your game
will cheer you up.
2168
01:42:14,592 --> 01:42:15,593
Okay.
2169
01:42:18,029 --> 01:42:19,762
Pancake.
2170
01:42:19,764 --> 01:42:20,865
Milkshake.
2171
01:42:21,933 --> 01:42:24,469
Pancake.
Pancake.
2172
01:42:25,003 --> 01:42:26,234
Milkshake.
2173
01:42:26,236 --> 01:42:27,804
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
I wanna try, I wanna try!
2174
01:42:27,806 --> 01:42:29,272
My turn, my turn!
2175
01:42:29,274 --> 01:42:31,307
Pancake. Milkshake.
2176
01:42:31,309 --> 01:42:33,676
Milkshake. Milkshake.
2177
01:42:33,678 --> 01:42:35,511
Pancake. Pancake.
2178
01:42:35,513 --> 01:42:37,847
Milkshake.
Milkshake.
2179
01:42:37,849 --> 01:42:39,582
I'm starting to understand
why people like this game.
2180
01:42:39,584 --> 01:42:40,983
Very zen.
2181
01:42:42,921 --> 01:42:45,621
Hey, everybody,
look what I found!
2182
01:42:45,623 --> 01:42:47,757
- More pancakes!
- Sweet!
2183
01:42:47,759 --> 01:42:49,992
Let's speed it up.
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2184
01:42:49,994 --> 01:42:51,461
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2185
01:42:51,463 --> 01:42:53,496
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2186
01:42:53,498 --> 01:42:55,631
Pancake, pancake, pancake.
2187
01:42:55,633 --> 01:42:57,900
Eat, little bunny.
Eat, eat, eat!
2188
01:42:57,902 --> 01:42:59,535
Uh, Ralph, you might wanna try
feeding the kitty
2189
01:42:59,537 --> 01:43:01,037
for a little while.
2190
01:43:01,039 --> 01:43:03,773
No, the kitty gets
the milkshake.
2191
01:43:03,775 --> 01:43:07,612
The bunny gets the pancake.
2192
01:51:35,189 --> 01:51:37,522
And now,
an exclusive sneak peek
2193
01:51:37,524 --> 01:51:40,127
of Frozen 2. Click here.
2194
01:51:53,307 --> 01:51:55,540
♪ Never gonna give you up
2195
01:51:55,542 --> 01:51:57,908
♪ Never gonna let you down
2196
01:51:57,910 --> 01:52:02,114
♪ Never gonna run around
and desert you
2197
01:52:02,116 --> 01:52:04,049
♪ Never gonna make you cry
2198
01:52:04,051 --> 01:52:06,385
♪ Never gonna say goodbye
2199
01:52:06,387 --> 01:52:10,255
♪ Never gonna tell a lie
and hurt you ♪
2200
01:52:10,257 --> 01:52:11,356
Uh-uh!
2201
01:52:11,358 --> 01:52:14,092
Why would I? I like you.
2202
01:52:14,094 --> 01:52:16,194
You guys
still sticking around?
2203
01:52:16,196 --> 01:52:18,964
All right. Well,
you're welcome to stay.
2204
01:52:18,966 --> 01:52:22,467
There's not really any more
surprises, but, you know...
2205
01:52:22,469 --> 01:52:24,336
Good luck getting that song
out of your head.
2206
01:52:24,338 --> 01:52:25,871
It's a real earwig.
2207
01:52:25,873 --> 01:52:28,242
Anyway, what else? Uh...
2208
01:52:29,187 --> 01:52:34,187
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