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- Ah! Ahhh!
- Crap sandwich.
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Are you okay, honey?
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All right, you know what?
I have had enough, okay?
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Gustaf left these laying
around in the hallway.
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Actually that was me,
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because we're going
skiing today.
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It's a family tradition. Oh.
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Sounds nice. Have fun.
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Yeah, but you're coming with.
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We're family now, remember?
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So can you ski?
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Can I ski? Uh, no.
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I played baseball and basketball
for four years in college,
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but I can't walk on snow.
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Can you ski?
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Well, I'm okay, I guess.
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I mean, I-i used to compete,
like, when I was younger,
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but that's a long time ago now.
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Check this out. Now I'm not...
What's this?
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What do you mean, what's this?
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This is my
high school scrapbook.
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My parents put it together. Mvp.
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Oh, my god, this is amazing.
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I know, I was really good.
No, no,
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the fact that you
kept this is amazing.
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Aww, that's so cute.
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Of course I kept it.
I was a great athlete.
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Of course you were, honey.
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Where's your scrapbook?
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Well, I don't have one.
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Maybe 'cause you didn't have
anything to put in there.
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Or maybe I did.
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I once beat Anja pãrson
in a race.
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Okay, nobody knows who that is.
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She's only one of the best
downhill skiers ever.
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Olympic champion.
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Yeah, but the winter Olympics.
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That's like the Olympics
for pale people.
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You know what, honey?
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Sometimes I'm really happy
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no one is around
to hear you speak.
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Okay, you know what? You're
just jealous of my scrapbook.
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Get your own.
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♪ We're not living in America
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♪ but we're not sorry
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♪ I knew there was something
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♪ that we never had
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♪ we don't worry
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♪ no, we're not
living in America ♪
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♪ But we're not sorry, no
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♪ we don't care
about the world today ♪
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♪ We're not sorry
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♪ for you
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♪ my baby, baby, baby, baby
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♪ ahh
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so what's your plan, gustaf?
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Two, maybe three eggs.
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Orange juice.
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I don't know.
Cheese, candy.
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Okay, I'm... I'm
thinking of a life plan.
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You know, you need
to make a checklist.
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Like, apartment,
job, girlfriend.
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Maybe a dog.
Oh, so many things.
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It's, like, four things.
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And you should focus
on the apartment first.
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News flash, Emma: I'm
living here, so check.
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Okay, uncheck.
You can't stay here.
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Have you even started
looking for other places?
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No.
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Maybe that's part of
the problem, you know?
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You won't find a place if you
don't start looking for one.
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As the old saying goes:
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It's when you least
look for something
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that you find it...
Most.
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I don't think
that's an old saying.
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Do you want me to help you?
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No! Don't treat me
like a child.
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I'm thirty and a half years old.
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I can do this by myself.
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Okay.
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So, what's on the list again?
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Apartment.
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Apartment.
Job.
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Job...
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Girlfriend.
Girlfriend.
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Dog...
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Got it.
Let's get started.
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Mmm.
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Apartments are this way.
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What? The apartments
are this way.
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I know. This is
the freezer, Bruce.
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No, that's the refrigerator.
The refrigerator.
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Check it out.
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Look how good these look.
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Mm, those are my old ones.
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These are women's pants? Yeah,
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but don't worry.
You look hot.
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Oh, my god, look at your ass!
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You look like j. Lo.
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Is that a good thing
or a bad thing?
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It... depends, I guess.
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Dog. Check.
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You bought a dog?
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You can't buy and
sell dogs, Bruce,
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they're not human beings.
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Okay, there's so much wrong
with that statement,
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I don't even know
where to begin.
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What's its name?
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Well, he can't tell me, can he?
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I hereby name you...
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Gustaf's dog.
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I think you started on the
wrong end of the list.
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I said apartment and job first.
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Well, it just so happens
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that I'm going see
an apartment today.
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So, in your face!
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Ah, poor dog.
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Gustaf's dog.
Poor, gustaf's dog.
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No, Bruce, Bruce.
I-I'll pack the car.
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You know, the packing
has to be...
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To be safe.
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Why does everyone
keep saying Bruce?
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Did you hear that, gustaf's dog?
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There's seven more rooms.
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Hello, my name is Cecilia.
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Hello.
Hello, old lady.
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Yes.
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It's an old pile of garbage.
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It's not that bad.
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No, it's literally
an old pile of garbage.
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Honey, you have
something on here,
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you know, so...
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You're a child.
It was funny though.
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Ah, that's us!
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So, this guy needs, uh,
to rent a pair of skis.
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Then you've come to
the right place. Mm.
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Eh, what level are you, sir?
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I don't know, probably
like... semi-advanced.
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Semi-advanced?
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I'm guessing somewhere in
between advanced and expert.
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Like, how much have
you skied before?
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Before today?
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Uh, technically never,
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but I was a really good
athlete in high school.
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You never skied?
No.
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Then I would recommend our
ski school, for beginners.
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If you come with me please.
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Beginners?
No, I can walk.
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I've never been a
beginner at anything.
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Maybe that's a good idea honey.
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For what, to learn how to walk
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with long shoes on snow?
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Yeah. Are you going
to go to ski school?
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No, because I know how to ski.
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I once beat Anja
pãrson in this slope.
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When I was 12.
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Wow. Well done.
Thank you.
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Except, she has
no evidence of it.
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No pictures;
There's no scrapbook
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or anything like that, so. We
swedes don't like to brag,
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unlike some Americans.
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Kind of sounds like
you're bragging right now.
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Well, actually,
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Anja is here today.
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So you could just ask her.
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She is? Yeah. For real?
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Then she'll tell you.
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So, beginners skis for you, sir?
Yes.
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And then we want to sign
up for the ski school.
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Okay, I'll do it,
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but it's not going
to take me long, okay?
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It's going to be
no problem whatsoever.
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Okay, let's ski
this mo-fo.
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I don't now how to...
Talk ski language...
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No.
No.
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I'm sorry, I don't
speak any Swedish.
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Okay.
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We start by warming up
your hands and wrists.
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Can we move this along?
I just need to know the basics,
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then I'm out of here.
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Warming up is important
to don't hurt yourself.
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Okay,
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one by one,
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ski down into my arms.
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Good! Good work.
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Here...
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Ehh, take your skis
like this, yeah...
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Down and out.
Yeah. Yeah.
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Up with you again I'll get it,
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and try again.
I'll get it.
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You'll get it soon.
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Thanks.
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You know what, this is crap.
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I'm going to make a run for it.
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I'll see you on the outside.
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Here, wait!
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Here, I will help you back.
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You must turn around.
Yeah, I know.
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It's much tougher
than I thought.
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You'll fix it.
I got it.
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Ohh, I'm sorry I'm late.
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I've been chasing Anja pãrson
for almost an hour now.
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She's pretty fast nowadays.
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What's that?
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I have no idea.
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It's going much slower
than I would like.
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Really? I thought you
were mister athlete.
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I am. I'm good
at sports,
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but skiing is not a sport.
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It's not?
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No, it's an activity.
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There's no ball.
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Sport has to have
hand-eye coordination,
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not hand-foot
coordination.
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So, what about soccer?
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Soccer is technically a sport,
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but it's way below all
the other handsy sports.
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Do you ever think
before you speak?
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It's my mother, sorry. Right.
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I've got to take this.
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In your face!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?
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Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?
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So what are you
up to today, Bruce?
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Uh, actually we're skiing.
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Hey, you're not going
to believe this,
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but over here
they think that's a sport.
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No way.
I know!
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It's unbelievable, right?
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Skiing is like walking
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on long shoes in the snow.
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That's hilarious that they
think skiing is a sport.
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You live in a very
strange country, Bruce.
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I know, strange,
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but it's actually
pretty beautiful.
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You guys should really come
visit in the winter sometime.
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Oh, we will.
Yeah, maybe next winter,
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if you guys want to
book a trip or something...
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On Friday.
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What?
Yes, we are coming on Friday.
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This Friday?
Yes!
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I mean, you and Emma are so busy
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planning the wedding, right?
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And so me and dad are
just going to come over.
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We'll help out and we'll just
plan everything for you,
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make sure everything
turns out right.
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Big surprise, huh?
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Yeahh...
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Oh, brucie, I wish I could
see your face right now.
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This Friday?
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Yeah, this Friday.
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And they've already
booked their tickets.
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So hypothetically,
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if you want to cancel someone
else's ticket, how would you do it?
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You know what else she said?
Skiing is not a sport.
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Oh well, I guess
it's settled then.
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Yeah, it's an activity.
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And I just mastered it.
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What? I just mastered the
fine activity of skiing.
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You just mastered the
fine activity of skiing?
262
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,405
Yeah, I think so. We have
time for one more run
263
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,173
if you want to.
I wish I could,
264
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,508
but the slope's already closed.
265
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,843
The kids' slope, yes.
266
00:16:51,845 --> 00:16:53,344
I would, I certainly would,
267
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,979
but, um, I'm sore
268
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,048
from all this advanced skiing.
269
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,950
Come on, you can go with
me in the big slope
270
00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:01,652
now that you've totally
mastered skiing.
271
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,088
Listen, all I'm saying is it's not as
hard as I thought it was going to be.
272
00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:06,357
Okay? They said I was one
of their best students.
273
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,960
Yeah, but the other
students were kids, honey.
274
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,062
Come on, I just want to see
how good you've become.
275
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,097
First, you have something here.
276
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,067
You're so gullible.
277
00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:17,635
Listen, babe, I love you,
278
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,736
you know that, right?
279
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,004
Let's just forget about this.
280
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,172
We'll go back inside,
281
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:23,141
it's on.
Forget this ever hap...
282
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:24,575
What is on? I don't...
283
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,306
What are you doing?
284
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,141
I'm warming up. It's
important to warm up.
285
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,443
Okay. So let's go.
286
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,312
Hey, can't we just wait a bit?
287
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,180
Why?
Okay, you know what?
288
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,748
Maybe you were right, all right?
289
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:40,485
Maybe Americans tend to
over-exaggerate a bit and brag a bit,
290
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,587
but you swedes, you do the opposite.
That's even worse.
291
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,122
Okay? You said you
weren't good at skiing.
292
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,756
You're great at skiing.
You're super good.
293
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,358
You should have your
own friggin' scrapbook.
294
00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,360
I know! So let's race.
295
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,162
One, two, three...
I can't!
296
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:52,530
I can't, okay? I can't!
297
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:54,499
It's too steep and I'm
freaking out up here!
298
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,400
Honey, honey, relax, okay?
299
00:18:56,402 --> 00:18:57,702
I'm just joking.
300
00:18:57,704 --> 00:18:59,103
I'm actually really surprised
301
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,005
you even made it to the top.
302
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,306
Okay, I'm proud of you.
303
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,010
Babe, I love you.
I'll help you down.
304
00:19:06,012 --> 00:19:07,078
Okay? Give me a kiss.
305
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:08,346
That I can do.
306
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,016
Anja?
307
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,151
Anja!
308
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:18,956
Oh, god.
309
00:19:56,662 --> 00:19:58,529
What do you say, gustaf's dog?
310
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,830
Gustaf's dog?
311
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,334
Gustaf's dog!
312
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:05,136
What have you done?
313
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:06,637
On the persian rug?
314
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:09,373
I mean, it's just
like walking on snow.
315
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,841
You know?
It's not a sport.
316
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,910
There's no ball.
317
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,312
Sport has to have a ball.
318
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:16,714
So what is it that you do?
319
00:20:16,716 --> 00:20:18,950
Uh, I'm a professional skier.
320
00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,386
Hm.
321
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:25,323
Yeah, sometimes I
speak before I think.
322
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,924
There you are.
323
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,025
Oh, hey!
Hi.
324
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,994
Hi. Oh, you got stuff...
Not funny.
325
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,062
No, no...
Not funny.
326
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:38,069
Honey, you have something
on the side of your face...
327
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:39,170
Stop it, please.
It's for real this time.
328
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,172
Not now!
329
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:53,784
Honey, you have something.
330
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:54,819
Not now, okay?
I'm not...
331
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:11,302
Oh my god, what
a sore loser she is.
332
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,903
Honey, you have
stuff all over...
333
00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,105
It's not funny, okay?
It's all over your f...
334
00:21:14,107 --> 00:21:16,007
Come on. Okay, fine,
do it yourself.
335
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:17,541
Just... touch
it yourself.
336
00:21:19,711 --> 00:21:21,112
Oh, my god.
337
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:23,381
I have snot all over my face.
I...
338
00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:25,049
Bruce, why didn't you tell me?
339
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,917
I tried to tell you, like, ten times.
Now Anja thinks
340
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:30,354
I'm some super competitive,
nagging snot-face!
341
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:34,525
Is there any part of that
that's not true?
342
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,793
It's not funny.
343
00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,728
Snot funny.
344
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:40,197
God. Snot the end of the world.
345
00:21:44,836 --> 00:21:47,171
This is the deal, gustaf's dog.
346
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:48,606
You poop too much.
347
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,441
I told you this before...
348
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:55,313
And it's either my way
or the highway.
349
00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:57,114
So, I'm sorry to say
350
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,383
you're no longer gustaf's dog.
351
00:21:59,385 --> 00:22:00,818
You're just dog.
352
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,854
Run, dog.
353
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,289
Run free.
354
00:22:17,402 --> 00:22:20,371
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