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Oh, Emma?
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What?
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What is it?
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Ja.
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Can I do... can
I do something?
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What's the problem?
You tell me.
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What do you mean?
What's the emergency?
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You were like,
"ja, ja!"
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Babe, that means
"yes" in Swedish.
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I can't believe
you don't know this.
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I mean, you've been
here for six months now.
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Okay, well where I come from
we only use that sound
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when something horrible
is happening,
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like someone's having
a heart attack.
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Okay, but what sound do you make
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to show that you're
listening, then?
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We don't make any sound,
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that's the whole point
of listening.
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Okay, in Sweden you
need three sounds:
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Ja, mm, and "jah".
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If you those,
you're all set, okay?
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Okay... "Ja, mm,
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jah."
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♪ We're not living in America
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♪ but we're not sorry
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♪ I knew there was something
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♪ that we never had
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♪ we don't worry
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♪ no, we're not
living in America ♪
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♪ But we're not sorry, no
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♪ we don't care
about the world today ♪
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♪ We're not sorry
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♪ for you
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♪ for my baby, baby,
baby, baby ♪
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♪ Aahh
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okay, which one?
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Oh, I... would go
with the... blue one?
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Come on,
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I'm presenting my report
to the ceo today.
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It's a big deal.
Either one is fine.
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I wouldn't wear either of those.
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You need to peacock,
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like in the game.
You know the book?
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Oh, I'm amazed.
You read a book.
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No, someone told me about it.
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You know, when they go to
a bar to pick up women
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they wear something
really colourful and big
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like a big cowboy
hat or something.
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Bruce? Actually, he has a point.
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Yeah, I have a point.
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Maybe you should go with
something a little more "oomph".
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"Umf".
You think?
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If you want to make an impression.
Impression.
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I'll be right back.
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I wonder what mom and dad
are doing right now.
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They're probably
just eating breakfast.
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I bet they're really sorry
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about the way they treated me.
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They look at the little bowl
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that I used to eat cereals from.
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And the little spoon.
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And they think about
how they missed
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what's really important in life.
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Me.
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Yeah, or they're just
eating breakfast.
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You have a cold heart, Bruce.
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How long are you planning
on staying with us?
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How long are you planning
on having this apartment?
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Okay, what about this one.
Is it to much?
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Cow, boy, hat.
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I think it's perfect, honey.
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Thank you.
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Hey honey, you know what?
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We should probably
call my parents tonight,
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tell them the big news.
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Let's not jump the gun.
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Let's see if they'll
like the report first.
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It's not what I'm talking about.
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No, so what are
you talking about?
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We're getting married...?
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Oh, the news.
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The news!
We're getting married.
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We should call them tonight.
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Got to run.
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That's what I was...
Okay.
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That's what I said.
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You want to hang out today?
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No, I've got to take
care of Jason priestly.
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The Beverly hills guy?
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Yeah.
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Dylan?
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No the other one.
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Why do you have
to take care of him?
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Because I'm the guy.
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What do you mean, the guy?
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You know when you go to Rome,
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there's a guy
that shows you around.
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I've never been to Rome.
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No but the concept,
the guy who helps you out
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when you're in Rome.
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That's the guy.
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But you live in Stockholm.
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Yeah, I'm going to be
the Stockholm guy.
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So why do you keep
talking about Rome?
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You know what?
Never mind.
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Celebrities are going
to pay me a lot of money
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to set them up
and show them around.
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In Rome? You know, forget Rome.
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I've been to Norway once.
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That has no relevance
whatsoever.
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I am heading this way.
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It's a lot of Norwegians there.
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Yeah I...
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Okay, so I was thinking
maybe we would start
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at the top of globen?
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They have this
sky-tour up there,
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you could see all of
Stockholm from there.
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You can see kungsholmen,
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you can see norrmalm and back...
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Amy didn't tell you
why I'm here?
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No, not specifically.
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I'm here for ingmar bergman.
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Right... the...
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The filmmaker...?
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Filmmaker, yeah.
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I know who he is.
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And I can probably
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arrange a meeting
with you and him.
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Really?
Yeah.
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You could do that?
Yeah,
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I'm the guy.
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That would be impressive.
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I am impressive.
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People say that sometimes.
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I mean, I'm the guy
who fixes things for people.
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I show them around...
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Bergman's dead.
Yep.
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He died in 2007.
Right.
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That's why it's going to be
a little more complicated.
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Obviously.
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So what else do you want to do?
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Well, I'd like to go visit
some of the locations
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where he shot his films.
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Maybe visit the island of fårö.
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Yeah, fårö.
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Få-a-å-a-rö-o-ö-o.
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That's the island
where bergman lived.
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And died, because he's dead.
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And I mean,
I know it's off season
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but maybe you could arrange
a private screening for me
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in his theatre there.
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I can try to do that.
Yeah, definitely.
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And I'd like to meet somebody
that bergman worked with,
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you know, find out
what he was really like,
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how he... how he talked to actors.
Stuff like that.
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Okay, yeah. I can do that.
I'll make some calls.
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Okay, great.
Yeah, great.
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And, so, which film specifically
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like, is your favourite?
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I think maybe
the "seventh seal".
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"Seventh seal".
Yep.
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Me too.
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That was the one with the, uh...
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With bergman's
most famous scene.
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With the knight
playing chess with death.
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Chess with death.
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Who can forget that.
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Masterpiece, right?
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What did you like about it?
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What did I like about it? Yeah.
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Hm, everything.
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The whole thing.
Start to finish.
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It was that moment when
it was like, oh hey,
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there's six seals, right?
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And then...
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"What? Here comes
the seventh seal!"
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The beginning was also really
good when it... when it started
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and you had no idea what was
going to happen at that point.
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End was a little unexpected...
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You haven't seen it, have you?
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I will watch it tonight.
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I'll watch it
tonight, I promise!
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And then he tried
to steal my project.
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He tried to steal your project?
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Yes and everything I said,
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he repeated, just to make
it seem like his idea.
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Everything you said he repeated
to make it seem like his idea?
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Hey!
Sorry.
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Sucks that he's tried
to steal your project
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but what does that have to do
with opening doors for people?
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Isn't that just common courtesy?
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No, that's a sign you
don't see men and women
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as true equals.
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Huh. You want this
last piece of pie?
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This is exactly
what I am talking about.
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That's condescending.
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It is?
Yeah,
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like I need your approval to
take the last piece of pie.
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Like I couldn't take it
myself if I wanted to.
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Okay, fine.
Hey!
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Now you assume that you should
have the last piece of pie
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just because you're a man.
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You said you didn't
want the pie.
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Huh, so typical.
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You know what we should do?
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Burn your bras?
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We should call your parents
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and tell them that
we're getting married.
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No, no, no, no,
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that's going to be
like a three-hour project.
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Really? Yeah, it's going to
be a huge deal for them.
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Plus I have to watch
this movie tonight.
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Yay, movie night.
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Yes, "seven seals".
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By ingmar bergman.
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No... movie night
for me. At all.
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I'm already super
depressed, honey.
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Okay, I did it.
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I saw the whole movie,
everything,
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even up to the closing
credits, so go ahead,
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ask me anything about it.
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So do I get to meet someone
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who actually worked
with bergman?
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You know what, I tried.
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I called around
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and everyone seems to be dead.
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It doesn't seem
to be anyone that's...
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I thought you were the guy.
I am the guy.
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You know, when I was in
Rome, there was a guy.
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Yeah, I've heard
about the guy in Rome.
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He hooked me up with one of
fellini's assistant directors.
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It took him, like, five minutes.
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Fellini...?
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Fellini, the film director...
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Film director, yes.
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"8 1/2", "amarcord".
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All that stuff.
Yeah.
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Do you know if there's someone
else in Stockholm I can talk to?
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Somebody who can actually
make something happen?
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No, no, no, no, I'm the guy.
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Okay, I will fix this
for you. Okay?
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As fellini would say:
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"Niente problemas."
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Because he was...
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Italian.
Italian, right?
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I'll fix it, okay?
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Can I grab a cigarette
off of you?
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No.
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Mm, hej.Hej.
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All right, I'm just
going to say it.
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There's a celebrity in town
and I want you to meet him.
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An American?
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Yeah, it's Jason priestly.
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Oh my god.
I love his work.
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You're a 90210 fan? No, no.
His film work.
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- Film work?
- Jo.
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Okay, there's just
one thing, all right?
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I need you to pretend that
you're an assistant director
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to ingmar bergman.
Oh my god!
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I know, I'm so sorry.
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Such an honour,
the role of my life.
262
00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:35,360
Okay, don't overdo it, okay?
263
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,095
I'm going to tell him that
you only have 15 minutes
264
00:11:37,097 --> 00:11:38,296
and that you're in
the middle of a shoot.
265
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:39,698
What should I wear?
266
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,800
Are you sure you can do this?
Jo.
267
00:11:41,802 --> 00:11:43,334
Are you okay?
Jo.
268
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,569
What is that sound?
269
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,770
This? Jo?Yeah?
270
00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:47,005
It means "yes".
271
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:48,907
Where?
In northern Sweden.
272
00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:49,941
How long have you been here?
273
00:11:49,943 --> 00:11:52,210
Oh my god, there's
another sound?
274
00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,479
How does it go, like, shhho? No.
275
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,513
Pshh.
No.
276
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:56,548
Shuu?
277
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:58,550
Hhh!
No, that's not it.
278
00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,175
You're letting bengt play
bergman's assistant director?
279
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,743
Honey, I had no choice, okay?
280
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,311
If Jason tells
everyone I'm crap,
281
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,679
then I'm not going
to be the guy,
282
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,914
I'm not going to have any money,
283
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,482
I'm not going to be
able to contribute...
284
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,417
Shh, shh, shh. There's hans.
What?
285
00:13:06,419 --> 00:13:07,986
Our ceo at work.
286
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,020
Who?
Hans!
287
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:24,269
Hi.
288
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,044
Ja-a-a. Psshht.
289
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:42,754
Mm. Ja-a-a.
290
00:13:49,695 --> 00:13:50,695
Psshht.
291
00:13:55,601 --> 00:13:57,168
Ja-a-a.
292
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,903
What was up with
that "psht" thing?
293
00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,471
Ah, you didn't think
I knew that one?
294
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,907
Right? It's from northern
Sweden, it means yes.
295
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,976
No, it doesn't.
Yes, it does: Psht.
296
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:07,779
No that's "Jo".That's what I said.
297
00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:09,848
What does that mean?
298
00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,950
That you're an idiot.
299
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,685
Seriously?
300
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:25,496
We shot the theatre scenes in "Fanny
and Alexander" in this studio.
301
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:26,664
Wow.
302
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:30,201
So, what was he like
to work with?
303
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,971
Well I have to say,
he was a bit tired.
304
00:14:32,973 --> 00:14:36,274
You know, this was
his last film so,
305
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,543
he left a lot of decisions
to me, actually.
306
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,812
He did?
Yeah.
307
00:14:40,814 --> 00:14:42,714
You know, I love
"Fanny and Alexander".
308
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:45,149
I love the juxtaposition
of darkness and light.
309
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,885
Thank you, Jason.
310
00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:49,654
It was much darker at first.
It was?
311
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,090
Yeah. Then I said
to him, "bergie!
312
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,192
"You got to stop
that depressing crap.
313
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:56,461
You're a funny guy, make
them laugh for once."
314
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,397
Then he said, "but, bengt,
I'm the prince of darkness."
315
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,833
I told him, "no, you're not.
316
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:05,670
I'm the master blender
of dark and light."
317
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:08,439
And then he changed the script.
Really?
318
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,708
Okay, I think they need
you back on set now.
319
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,645
No, they called me, the shoot is
cancelled today, so no hurry.
320
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:14,712
Yeah, but then they called me
321
00:15:14,714 --> 00:15:16,281
and they said the shoot
is back on, so.
322
00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,415
And when was that?
323
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,217
After they called you.
Don't think so.
324
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,019
Anyway, where were we?
325
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,420
You were telling me how...
326
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:23,755
I'm sorry, I just need to
talk to him for one second.
327
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:24,923
I'm sorry, Jason.
328
00:15:27,226 --> 00:15:28,359
Okay, you have to leave now.
329
00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:29,827
He's getting suspicious. No way.
330
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,095
Are you kidding?
331
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:32,330
You told him you practically
directed the movie,
332
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,831
you don't think
he's getting suspicious?
333
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,333
I didn't say I directed it.
334
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,669
I was very clear I was just
an assistant director.
335
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:39,904
Although in reality I think a
little lot more than that.
336
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:42,006
Oh my god, now you're starting
to believe your own lies.
337
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:43,741
It's called
method acting, Bruce.
338
00:15:43,743 --> 00:15:44,842
All the great ones do it.
339
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,678
Stallone, Schwarzenegger,
Van damme.
340
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,613
Okay, you have to leave now.
341
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,814
Remember who you're talking to.
342
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,049
I know exactly
who I'm talking to.
343
00:15:51,051 --> 00:15:52,150
It's uncle bengt!
344
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,985
Assistant director
to ingmar bergman.
345
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,087
I demand you to treat
me with respect!
346
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,856
You're not an assistant director,
you've never... You're nothing.
347
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:01,125
This is ridiculous.
348
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:02,460
What's going on here?
349
00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,397
Okay...
350
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:08,599
You know what, I'm going
to have to come clean.
351
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,168
Listen...
No!
352
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,369
You listen.
353
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,005
This man worked
for ingmar bergman,
354
00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:17,108
one of the greatest
filmmakers of all time.
355
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,610
You better start showing
him a little respect.
356
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,715
Okay.
357
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:25,650
You're right, I was out of line.
358
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,684
I'm sorry.
359
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:28,953
Well, nobody's perfect.
360
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,521
Osgood fielding,
361
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,757
"some like it hot", director?
362
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:33,992
Billy Wilder.
363
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,995
Yeah. Just go and
get us some coffee.
364
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:42,667
Okay, coffee coming right up.
365
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,402
Did I hear "sir"?
366
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,337
Hey, don't push it...
367
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,339
S-sir.
368
00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:52,143
Uh...
369
00:17:54,473 --> 00:17:55,706
Gustaf's crib, yo.
370
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,643
Oh. Gustaf.
Hi, it's Nancy.
371
00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,211
Hi.
Hi.
372
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,847
Is, uh, is Bruce there? I'd
like to talk to Bruce.
373
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:05,249
Yeah, he lives here too
but he's not at home.
374
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,651
They're really busy right now.
375
00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:09,454
Oh, well I guess so,
376
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:13,624
because I keep trying to call
him and he's never home.
377
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,693
It's the wedding
and everything, you know?
378
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:18,830
Right, the wedding.
Whose wedding?
379
00:18:18,832 --> 00:18:21,265
Their wedding, Bruce and Emma's.
380
00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:23,000
Say again?
Their wedding.
381
00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,902
Wedding, Bruce and Emma's.
382
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,705
Bruce and Emma?
Yeah.
383
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,073
They're getting married?
384
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,008
Yeah, they haven't told you?
385
00:18:31,010 --> 00:18:32,910
No, we haven't heard a thing.
386
00:18:32,912 --> 00:18:34,645
Wow, that's crazy.
387
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,914
It's almost like they're trying
to keep it a secret from you.
388
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,649
Are they mad at you
or something?
389
00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,419
Well, gosh
darn it! Wayne!
390
00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:42,820
They're getting married!
391
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:46,290
Hello? Bruce mom?
392
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:47,692
Bruce mom, I have to ask you.
393
00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:50,628
Is... is marijuana
legal where you live?
394
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:13,344
Honey, I'm home.
395
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:14,912
Hello.
396
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,348
Hey. Wow, look at this. Yeah.
397
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,350
Look at you.
398
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:20,818
We're celebrating something?
399
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,119
Well nothing special,
400
00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:23,955
just that I have the best
boyfriend in the world
401
00:20:23,957 --> 00:20:27,425
and that I will be on the
board of directors some day.
402
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,327
Wow! Great.
403
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,361
And I'm still the guy.
404
00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:31,929
No way!
Way.
405
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:35,233
And right now, the guy just wants
to have dinner with his girl,
406
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,300
please.
407
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:38,903
Ohh, god!
408
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:41,505
I must have slept
for like, five, hours.
409
00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,707
What's for dinner?
410
00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:45,509
Um, I actually planned
candle light dinner.
411
00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:46,544
Great.
412
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,813
For the two of us.
413
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,582
Why? Is Bruce
going somewhere?
414
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,017
For me and Bruce,
415
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,253
so you have to go away
for a couple of hours.
416
00:20:57,155 --> 00:20:59,757
This is so unfair.
417
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,727
You don't appreciate
all the stuff I do for you.
418
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:05,496
Like... what?
419
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:06,897
Like...
420
00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:08,966
Like today, your mom called
421
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,534
and I told her that
you're getting married
422
00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:13,504
and she was really upset because
she hasn't heard from you
423
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,538
and I tried to console her.
424
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:15,940
No, no, no, no, oh god no.
425
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,042
That... that
is so bad.
426
00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,944
Do I hear a thank you?
427
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:23,581
No, I got to call my mother.
428
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:25,483
So...
429
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,184
Does this mean
I can have dinner?
430
00:21:37,496 --> 00:21:38,896
You're getting married.
431
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:39,930
Mm-hm.
432
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,499
Without telling me or your dad.
433
00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:42,733
Mm-hm.
434
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,969
I mean, what kind of
a crazy person are you?
435
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,537
What have we done?
Ja.
436
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,272
What have we done
to deserve this?
437
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,674
Just tell me why...
Ja.
438
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,742
You think so little
of me and daddy.
439
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,045
What were you doing
that was so important
440
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:56,113
that you didn't have time...
441
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:57,515
Jo. ...To call your mother.
442
00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,750
And tell her that
you were getting married.
443
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,185
Shooo.
444
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:02,687
Wait a minute, I think
the line is breaking up.
445
00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,823
I'm hearing like
a strange shushing sound.
446
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,258
Shooo.
447
00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,126
Is that... Can you hear that?
Shooo.
448
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,494
It's all I'm hearing now.
449
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:11,929
Can you hear that sound?
Shooo.
450
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:13,864
Is there water rushing in?
451
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,867
It sounds like a water rushing
in sound, Bruce. Shooo.
452
00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:18,869
Bruce, are you okay?
Ja.
453
00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:21,872
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