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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:07,606 Ahh. 2 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:11,510 Okay, I'm just going to come out and say it. 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,245 I'm going to ask Emma to marry me. 4 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:14,480 And I just wanted to stop by here 5 00:00:14,482 --> 00:00:16,382 to get your permission first. 6 00:00:16,384 --> 00:00:18,650 Well, that's not up to me. 7 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,919 You have to ask Emma about that. 8 00:00:20,921 --> 00:00:22,187 No, I know. 9 00:00:22,189 --> 00:00:24,023 But it's tradition, so I just wanted to... 10 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:26,125 Where? 11 00:00:26,127 --> 00:00:28,193 Every... Everywhere, I thought. 12 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,762 But, maybe they don't do it in Sweden but I don't... 13 00:00:29,764 --> 00:00:31,230 Viveka? 14 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:32,364 No, no, you don't have to involve her. 15 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,167 Bruce wants our permission to marry Emma. 16 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,402 No, I don't, I just need your permission. 17 00:00:36,404 --> 00:00:38,637 It's only the fa... What are you asking for? 18 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:41,073 A straight yes or no? 19 00:00:41,075 --> 00:00:43,675 Um... yes? 20 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:44,877 Then it's no. 21 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:48,180 No, wait. Wait. I, I... 22 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:50,616 Listen, I realize maybe I'm not exactly what you guys had in mind 23 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:53,852 for a son-in-law, but I really love your daughter. 24 00:00:53,854 --> 00:00:56,522 She's smart and she's funny and she's beautiful... 25 00:00:56,524 --> 00:00:58,257 Tall. 26 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,859 And tall. 27 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:03,362 God, I feel really vulnerable saying this in front of you guys right now 28 00:01:03,364 --> 00:01:05,731 but I... I want to be together with her forever. 29 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,700 Aww! And make her happy every day. 30 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:12,504 And I just wanted you two to know that, because it's true. 31 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,572 And will always be true. 32 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,408 Oh-ohh! That's so nice, Bruce! 33 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,145 But still no. 34 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:23,115 ♪ We're not living in America 35 00:01:23,117 --> 00:01:26,585 ♪ but we're not sorry 36 00:01:26,587 --> 00:01:28,153 ♪ I knew there was something ♪ 37 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:30,222 ♪ That we never had 38 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:33,358 ♪ we don't worry 39 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,662 ♪ no, we're not living in America ♪ 40 00:01:36,664 --> 00:01:40,499 ♪ But we're not sorry, no 41 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:43,802 ♪ we don't care about the world today ♪ 42 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:46,738 ♪ We're not sorry 43 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,875 ♪ for you 44 00:01:49,877 --> 00:01:53,879 ♪ for my baby, baby, baby, baby ♪ 45 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,047 ♪ Ahh 46 00:01:57,550 --> 00:01:58,951 as you all know, 47 00:01:58,953 --> 00:02:01,687 we have hired a new head of marketing, and this is Diane. 48 00:02:01,689 --> 00:02:02,988 Thanks olof. I was... 49 00:02:02,990 --> 00:02:04,823 And of course, her being here 50 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,391 does not affect my status at all. 51 00:02:06,393 --> 00:02:08,994 I'm still the boss here, so, yeah. 52 00:02:08,996 --> 00:02:11,697 Okay, great, thanks. 53 00:02:11,699 --> 00:02:13,165 It's great to be here. 54 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:14,733 As olof said, 55 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:18,203 I am here to change this bank's image. 56 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:20,105 So, here's a question for you: 57 00:02:20,107 --> 00:02:22,374 What is the most important thing 58 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,144 about the banking business? Anyone? 59 00:02:25,146 --> 00:02:26,712 No one? 60 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,981 Blondie, what's your name? 61 00:02:28,983 --> 00:02:30,349 Emma. Any idea? 62 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,583 Uh, money? 63 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,951 Money? 64 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:35,053 No, not money. 65 00:02:35,055 --> 00:02:36,622 It's people. 66 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:39,558 Banks are about people. 67 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,361 Nobody wants a bunch of grumpy guys and gals 68 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,929 handling their money. 69 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,464 "Hi, my name is sven, 70 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,566 "and I'd like to take care of your money 71 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:52,137 but first, give me a second to be even more bor-ing." 72 00:02:56,377 --> 00:02:58,343 - Let's start here. - Everybody, gather 'round here. 73 00:02:58,345 --> 00:03:01,480 Come on. This'll be fun. 74 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,848 All right? Get in, get a little closer. 75 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,117 There we go. Okay. Everybody say, 76 00:03:05,119 --> 00:03:06,685 "cream cheese!" 77 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:09,288 Cream cheese. 78 00:03:09,290 --> 00:03:10,689 Great! 79 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:12,191 Okay. 80 00:03:12,193 --> 00:03:15,894 That is step one to changing the image of this bank. 81 00:03:15,896 --> 00:03:17,796 Now everybody, give me your accounts 82 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,364 and I will tag you all. 83 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:20,399 Emma? 84 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,134 I don't have one. 85 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:25,804 How is that even possible? What do you do with your day? 86 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,339 I work. 87 00:03:27,341 --> 00:03:29,975 Social media is an important part of work. 88 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,710 You've got to get your message out there. 89 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:32,844 Who do you want to be? 90 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:34,146 Do you want to be cool, exciting Emma 91 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:35,814 or lame and boring sven? 92 00:03:44,225 --> 00:03:46,458 Bruce, don't take this personally, 93 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:47,693 it's not you. 94 00:03:47,695 --> 00:03:49,595 It has nothing to do with you. 95 00:03:49,597 --> 00:03:52,030 Although I have to admit the timing is not great 96 00:03:52,032 --> 00:03:53,932 since you still don't have a job, 97 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,667 or money, or... 98 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:58,103 I mean, it's not like you're going to grow any taller. 99 00:03:58,105 --> 00:04:00,372 Yeah, it doesn't feel personal at all. 100 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,441 No, no, it's just our family. 101 00:04:02,443 --> 00:04:04,376 We don't do marriage. We don't believe in it. 102 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:06,979 It doesn't mean anything to us. 103 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:12,184 Okay, well it means something to me, okay? 104 00:04:12,186 --> 00:04:14,620 It's what people do when they love each other. 105 00:04:14,622 --> 00:04:15,654 You have my permission, Bruce. 106 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:17,222 Oh, thanks, man. 107 00:04:17,224 --> 00:04:19,424 But that doesn't help me at all. 108 00:04:25,665 --> 00:04:27,132 You know what, technically, 109 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,333 it's only the father's permission that I need. 110 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,269 So if you could just... give me a... 111 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:32,337 Plus, you know who's married? 112 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,072 Adolf Hitler. 113 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:35,474 Josef fritzl. 114 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:36,875 George Clooney. 115 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,944 Is this really a club you want to be part of? 116 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,880 Okay, I think you're being a little bit ridiculous about this. 117 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,115 Wait, George Clooney? 118 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:45,217 Also, Emma doesn't believe in marriage. 119 00:04:45,219 --> 00:04:48,320 She hates the concept of marriage. 120 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,422 Don't you know that? It's not true. 121 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,157 Have you ever talked to her about it? 122 00:04:52,159 --> 00:04:53,159 Yes! 123 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:57,195 I mean, not like... 124 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:58,597 Not specifically, but there is... 125 00:04:58,599 --> 00:04:59,798 Do you think you're the first guy 126 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:01,700 who's ever asked her to marry him? 127 00:05:04,505 --> 00:05:06,405 Yeah. 128 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,140 Oh. 129 00:05:08,142 --> 00:05:09,174 Okay, you know what, 130 00:05:09,176 --> 00:05:10,375 this was a mistake. 131 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:11,977 This is supposed to be just a formality. 132 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,278 Okay? 133 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,746 And you know what? I'm going to ask her. 134 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:15,748 Just so you know. 135 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:19,918 Nej men Bruce? 136 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:33,865 Yes! 137 00:05:44,378 --> 00:05:45,777 Hey, honey. 138 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:47,279 Hey. Hey. 139 00:05:50,983 --> 00:05:52,217 Are you okay? 140 00:05:52,219 --> 00:05:53,251 Yeah, I'm fine. 141 00:05:53,253 --> 00:05:54,286 Yeah? Yeah. 142 00:05:54,288 --> 00:05:56,388 So, what have you been up to? 143 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,123 Nothing special. 144 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,359 Any luck on the job hunt? 145 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:02,794 Still a limited market for overly qualified Americans 146 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,330 who don't speak Swedish. Aw-w-w. 147 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:07,432 Maybe I should just go back to looking for accounting jobs. 148 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:09,334 No, we're fine, babe. 149 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:11,770 I mean, you should do whatever makes you happy. 150 00:06:11,772 --> 00:06:14,039 If we had more money I could buy a little happiness. 151 00:06:16,377 --> 00:06:18,610 Oh, we had an American start at work today. 152 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:21,580 She took a group photo of us and posted it online. 153 00:06:21,582 --> 00:06:24,349 Because "banks are about people". 154 00:06:24,351 --> 00:06:26,084 On the bank's account? Yeah. 155 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:27,619 I've never seen anything posted on there. 156 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:28,787 Well, now there is. 157 00:06:30,256 --> 00:06:31,990 Oh my god, have you seen yourself on this? 158 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:33,558 You look so bored. 159 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,660 What? 160 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,662 There's tons of comments on here. 161 00:06:39,932 --> 00:06:41,767 Hey, um, 162 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,602 we've actually never really talked about it, 163 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,171 so, like... What do you... 164 00:06:46,173 --> 00:06:48,173 How... what is your take on marriage? 165 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:49,908 What's up with all the hearts? 166 00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:51,276 It just means that people like the photo. 167 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:53,011 Oh, my god, this is out of control, 168 00:06:53,013 --> 00:06:54,746 there's so many comments. 169 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,883 Look, someone wrote hashtag "chairman of the board". 170 00:06:57,885 --> 00:06:59,284 That's not so bad. No, the "bored", 171 00:06:59,286 --> 00:07:00,685 like b-o-r-e-d. 172 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:01,887 Oh. 173 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:02,921 Listen... 174 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,656 So, um, marriage, what is the... 175 00:07:04,658 --> 00:07:06,057 It's not a big thing in Sweden. 176 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:08,059 We have "sambo" for people who live together. 177 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,995 "Is she in a coma?" 178 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:12,764 "Can someone pull the stick out of her ass?" 179 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,666 What does that even mean? 180 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,570 I know what it means. Sorry. 181 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,639 Oh, my god. Thought it was a translation problem... 182 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:22,207 I can't breathe. 183 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:27,446 Wow, this has been re-posted, like, 450 times already. 184 00:07:27,448 --> 00:07:28,980 Is that bad? 185 00:07:28,982 --> 00:07:31,416 No, it's... it's... 186 00:07:31,418 --> 00:07:34,219 It's not a contest. Okay? 187 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,655 So... you're not into weddings, or...? 188 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:39,591 Swedish weddings are endless and super expensive. 189 00:07:39,593 --> 00:07:42,561 Why not just take the money and go to Thailand instead... 190 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:46,198 Why? Who's getting married? 191 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:48,800 No one, I guess. 192 00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:56,107 Bruce! What time is it there, midnight? 193 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:58,009 No, it's 2:00 in the afternoon. 194 00:07:58,011 --> 00:08:00,278 Oh, man, I can never figure that out. Okay. 195 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:01,880 So how are you, what's going on? 196 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:04,082 How is your way-too-hot-for-you girlfriend? 197 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,383 Good, she's good. 198 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:07,219 I'm actually thinking of proposing to her. 199 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:08,553 Smart move, you know, 200 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:09,821 if someone's way out of your league 201 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,756 you got to make sure to lock that down. 202 00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,292 Yeah, I wouldn't say she's way out of my league, but, you know. 203 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,194 Anyway, I don't even know if she wants to get married. 204 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,562 You know to be honest, it doesn't seem 205 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:19,498 like marriage is such a big deal here in Sweden. 206 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,299 Yeah, but she's going to feel differently 207 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,436 once she see's, a... ling-a ling-a ling-a ling. 208 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:25,637 The what? 209 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:27,038 That rocka-docka- docka-docka? 210 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,406 I don't know what you're saying. 211 00:08:28,408 --> 00:08:29,808 The ring, Bruce, the ring, 212 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,042 oh my god, it's slang. 213 00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:32,244 You got to keep up with that, man. 214 00:08:32,246 --> 00:08:34,679 Okay, listen, let me see the ring. 215 00:08:34,681 --> 00:08:36,081 Well I actually haven't bought it yet. 216 00:08:36,083 --> 00:08:37,449 All right, enough about you. 217 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:39,584 You know how every city has, like, a guy? 218 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:42,454 You know when you go to the city, and the guy shows you around. 219 00:08:42,456 --> 00:08:44,055 Rome has a guy 220 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:46,491 and he helps you cut in line at the Vatican. 221 00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:49,461 Who's the guy, the guy I should talk to in Sweden? 222 00:08:49,463 --> 00:08:50,662 I don't know... 223 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:52,264 Well, maybe you should be the guy. 224 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,099 'Cause I got a friend, he's coming on Thursday 225 00:08:54,101 --> 00:08:55,534 and he's going to need a guy. 226 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:57,602 I don't think I'm qualified to be the guy. 227 00:08:57,604 --> 00:09:00,272 Yeah, you are! You got to help me out Bruce. 228 00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,140 I already promised him and now it's out of my hands. 229 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,508 So... so you... You can do it. 230 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:04,910 It's easy money, you be the guy. 231 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,278 No, I don't want to be the guy. 232 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,513 Okay it's handled then, great talking to you. 233 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,648 No, no, no, it's not handled! 234 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,550 Oka-a-ay! Peace. 235 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:13,552 No! I said... I... 236 00:09:13,554 --> 00:09:14,554 Argh. 237 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,125 Hi-i-i. 238 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,626 I think we need to talk. 239 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,329 Um. Did you see all the comments on that photo? 240 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:26,031 Yeah, great isn't it? 241 00:09:26,033 --> 00:09:28,233 No, no... It was all about me. 242 00:09:28,235 --> 00:09:29,634 About the chairman of the bored. 243 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:31,736 Yeah, I saw that. It was pretty funny. 244 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,639 It was horrible, you have to take it down! 245 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:36,741 Okay. I'll take it down. 246 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:40,712 I will take down the most popular and commented-on photo 247 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,381 this bank has ever seen... 248 00:09:43,383 --> 00:09:44,916 Okay, it's erased. 249 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:45,984 Thank you. 250 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,019 You've got to work with me here, Emma. 251 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,622 I'm in charge of turning this bank's image around. 252 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,157 It's what I do. 253 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:55,594 I've turned around the images of some horrible organizations. 254 00:09:55,596 --> 00:09:57,362 "Oil lovers of America", 255 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,397 "fathers against mothers driving" 256 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:01,399 "the unibrow society". 257 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:04,369 But this, this might be the toughest one yet. 258 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,638 Okay, I'll take a picture for the website. 259 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,640 But it's going to be one that I choose, okay? 260 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,642 Yes! 261 00:10:12,545 --> 00:10:14,079 Eh, gustaf... 262 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:24,516 Just act natural and give us a smile. 263 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:27,318 Okay, that's just creepy. 264 00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,620 Stop it, you're freaking me out. 265 00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:30,355 What? Try again. 266 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,426 Is that seriously your natural look? 267 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:35,660 I think so. 268 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:38,096 No, okay. You now what? Um, up on your feet. 269 00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:40,665 We got to get the blood flowing. What? Okay... 270 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:42,000 Let's get it shaking, let's get it shaking... 271 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,868 Oh, okay... 272 00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:46,104 Let's get it shaking... And jumping Jacks! 273 00:11:46,106 --> 00:11:49,007 Jumping Jacks! Jumping Jacks! Jumping Jacks! Jumping Jacks! 274 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:54,145 And running man! Running man! Running man! Running man... 275 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:55,580 This is so hilar... 276 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,315 Hee! Okay... 277 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,284 All right, give me some laughter, give me some laughter. 278 00:11:59,286 --> 00:12:00,318 Ho, ho, ho, ho... 279 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,020 Ho, ho, ho, ho... 280 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,522 Ha, ha, ha, ha... 281 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,258 Hee, hee, hee, hee... 282 00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,961 All right, okay, try again. 283 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,564 Okay, here we go. 284 00:12:15,968 --> 00:12:17,669 You look exactly the same. 285 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,537 I don't even know how you do that. 286 00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:22,073 Oh my god, maybe I'm just naturally bored. 287 00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,383 Ah, yes. 288 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:33,718 First of all, I have no idea what you just said. 289 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:34,886 Ahh... Sorry. 290 00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,255 Um, I'm looking to propose to my girlfriend. 291 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,990 Ah, congratulations. 292 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,125 Yes, thank you. 293 00:12:40,127 --> 00:12:41,192 Um, but I'm confused. 294 00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,560 Are these your engagement rings? 295 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,729 Yes, this row right here. 296 00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,532 These diamonds seem awfully small. I'll be honest. 297 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,334 These are Swedish style rings. 298 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:52,070 The tradition in Sweden is to have smaller rings. 299 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:54,472 Not so big and flashy. Okay... 300 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:55,507 Smaller diamonds. 301 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,708 Yeah... okay, well, I'm American. 302 00:12:56,710 --> 00:12:59,110 So I'm probably going to want a big rock. 303 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,912 Ah, okay. Yeah. 304 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,047 I see. I think I know what you're looking for. 305 00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:04,049 Okay. 306 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:07,719 Yeah, now we're talking! 307 00:13:07,721 --> 00:13:09,354 Yes, these are... yeah. 308 00:13:09,356 --> 00:13:10,688 How much is this one right here? 309 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:13,558 That's 200,000 Swedish crowns. 310 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,693 It's about $25,000. 311 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,264 It's so pretty. Hmm... 312 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:21,266 So beautiful. Yeah. 313 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,901 Um, you said these other ones, 314 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,669 these smaller ones, are more traditional Swedish? 315 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,604 Well, it's not really tradition... 316 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:27,739 I don't want to break tradition. 317 00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,207 No, no, no, there are plenty of women 318 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,911 who prefer these American-style rings these days. 319 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,580 Well you know what, I think we should go with these. 320 00:13:35,582 --> 00:13:36,614 You think so? Yeah. 321 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,316 Just go really traditional. 322 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,895 Honey, I'm home! 323 00:13:50,897 --> 00:13:52,630 Hi. 324 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,032 Hey, how's it going? 325 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:55,200 It's awful, just awful. 326 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,468 This "chairman of the bored" photo is everywhere. 327 00:13:57,470 --> 00:13:58,570 It's gone viral. 328 00:13:58,572 --> 00:13:59,604 Come on, can't be that bad. 329 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,573 Can't be that? Look at this. 330 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,577 Oh my god, you've become a meme. 331 00:14:05,579 --> 00:14:06,778 What? What's that? 332 00:14:06,780 --> 00:14:10,215 Maime... Mei... Mei-me. Meim. 333 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,482 I don't know, it's m-e-m-e. 334 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:12,784 I don't know how it's pronounced. Meme. 335 00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:13,818 What's a meme? 336 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:14,886 That. 337 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,589 I have to fix this. 338 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:18,623 Meme! 339 00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,858 But, who cares! 340 00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:22,594 But it just... I just want you to know what it... 341 00:14:22,596 --> 00:14:23,795 Is before you... 342 00:14:55,828 --> 00:14:57,562 I want it to look relaxed, okay? 343 00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,530 I don't know you're taking this picture. 344 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:02,166 - I'm surprised. Okay? - Okay, sure. 345 00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,434 So... 346 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,339 Are you... did you take the picture? 347 00:15:08,341 --> 00:15:10,441 I'm sorry, I missed it. Was it... I... 348 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,877 Come on, focus. I can't, I'm, I... 349 00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,145 Okay, I'll count to three. Okay. 350 00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,980 Three. One, two, three! 351 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,220 It... I'm... I don't know, I think I hit the wrong button. 352 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,254 You got to be kidding me! 353 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,555 I'm sorry. You know... Come on. 354 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:26,658 It's easier if you just act natural, okay? 355 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,026 That's what I'm doing. 356 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,228 Okay, and we got it. 357 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,230 Okay. 358 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,302 Okay, natural. 359 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,103 More natural... 360 00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,906 Way more natural, no, the opposite of that. 361 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:43,775 Yep, no, well... 362 00:15:43,777 --> 00:15:45,476 Okay, not like you're squeezing out a fart. 363 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,578 Come on! 364 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,647 There. I got it! 365 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:51,549 Look. Oh, that's really good. 366 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,051 I know, it's perfect, right? 367 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,552 Yeah. And now it's done. 368 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,487 And now... 369 00:15:57,691 --> 00:15:59,457 I need you to come with me. 370 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,793 Why? You'll see. 371 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:08,633 Good news! I'm moving in. 372 00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:11,169 Check it out. Some idiot left 373 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,805 a full bottle of champagne out in the courtyard. 374 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:15,139 Let's celebrate! 375 00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,343 Is this the surprise? 376 00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,345 It's a surprise... 377 00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,683 Mmm, this is good. 378 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,386 I think this is really expensive champagne. 379 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,555 Yes, it is. 380 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,757 Yeah, I was actually thinking of proposing to Emma tonight. 381 00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:34,826 Tonight? Here? 382 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,361 When I'm around? 383 00:16:36,363 --> 00:16:38,629 Bad idea, Bruce. 384 00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:40,098 You know, sometimes I don't even think 385 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,133 she's want to get married. 386 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,468 All women want to get married. 387 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:46,004 It's just the way you ask. You got to go big. 388 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,972 You think? Yeah, I could help. 389 00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,775 I got lots of ideas, I'm really creative. This is my thing. 390 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,710 No, you know what, I don't need your help on this. 391 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:54,278 I insist, Bruce! No! 392 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,180 For you letting me stay here, it's the least I can do. 393 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,216 No, I don't... Bruce, let me think... 394 00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,220 Is that you thinking, or...? 395 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:06,557 Bungee jump proposal. A what? 396 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,426 She's walking down the street, right? 397 00:17:08,428 --> 00:17:10,461 And then you bungee jump down at the right time. 398 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,064 You come down and yell, "will yo-o-ou..." 399 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,232 And then you bounce up 400 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:17,101 "marry me-e-e?" 401 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:18,803 And then bounce up and then down 402 00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:21,439 and then give her the ring. Boom. 403 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,374 Okay, that sounds... 404 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:25,309 Hard. Okay. 405 00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:30,014 Okay, this is you thinking again, or...? 406 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,783 Flash mob. A flash mob? 407 00:17:31,785 --> 00:17:33,351 She's walking down the street. 408 00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,286 A bunch of people she thinks are strangers 409 00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,954 start singing and dancing, 410 00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,623 and then, bam! 411 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,426 You appear and propose her then. Boom. 412 00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:43,694 That sounds... Better, at least. 413 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,229 I like the surprise angle of that. 414 00:17:46,365 --> 00:17:47,532 That might work, actually. 415 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,867 I take that as a "yes". I call my people. 416 00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,969 What people? You have people? 417 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,671 So you know how there's a guy in Rome 418 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,374 that celebrities pay to set them up and show them around? 419 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:57,642 Mm-hm. 420 00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:59,644 Well, Amy wants me to be the guy in Stockholm. 421 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,079 Oh, that's great. 422 00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:02,747 I don't know, I don't think I can be the guy. 423 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,682 Well, it might be tough to find nice things to say 424 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,451 about Sweden this time of year. 425 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,419 I mean it's so dark and depressing. 426 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:09,921 I don't think that's true. 427 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,656 When the light reflects off the snow, it's really beautiful. 428 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:13,391 Plus the air is really fresh and clean. 429 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:15,860 When you breathe in, it's nice... 430 00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:16,928 And I mean, it's not as cold... 431 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,030 Okay, stop it. You're too positive. 432 00:18:19,032 --> 00:18:21,699 Actually, you sound like a great Stockholm guy. 433 00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,468 Maybe. 434 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:26,671 Hey, um... which way do you walk home from work? 435 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,072 Through gamla Stan. 436 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,540 Right, and what street is that? 437 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,776 Vãster långgatan. Why? 438 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,377 Oh. 439 00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:35,546 And you go the same way every day, or...? 440 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:37,248 You know you don't have to stalk me, right? 441 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,517 I'm willingly your girlfriend. 442 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:42,320 I know that. "Stalk me", what... 443 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,122 But serious, you take the same way every time? 444 00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,262 Okay, everybody! 445 00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:53,297 When Emma's entering this street, 446 00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:56,167 you and you starts moving towards her. 447 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,202 You grab her arms when she passes you 448 00:18:58,204 --> 00:18:59,837 and you start singing. 449 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:02,807 At the same time, Bruce and the marching band 450 00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,175 comes around the corner. 451 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:07,078 Bruce singing, going up to Emma, and kneels 452 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:10,047 and that's when I release the doves. 453 00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:12,016 Wait, doves? We talked about this, I don't want any doves. 454 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,751 You need to go big, Bruce. 455 00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,620 How can you go big if you have no doves? 456 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,088 That's crazy. 457 00:19:17,090 --> 00:19:18,489 Where do you even find doves? 458 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,291 Well, it's not doves. 459 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,859 They were way too expensive. 460 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:24,495 I just spray-painted some pigeons white. 461 00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:25,930 I don't know if this is a good idea. 462 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,966 Trust me, Bruce. It has to be special. 463 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,768 Do you think you're the first guy 464 00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,770 ever to ask her to marry him? 465 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,939 Yes, actually, I do. 466 00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,073 Oh. 467 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,845 Target moving. 468 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:41,979 Target moving. 469 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,948 The chicken is in the basket. 470 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,116 Get ready, everybody! 471 00:19:45,118 --> 00:19:46,584 You got chickens too? 472 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,052 The package is delivered. 473 00:19:48,054 --> 00:19:49,787 What package? I don't know what you're saying. 474 00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:51,122 Emma's coming! Okay, I am sorry. 475 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:52,857 Get ready, Emma's coming, you idiot. 476 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,959 No panic! 477 00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,093 Don't panic! 478 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:08,606 ♪ Today's your lucky day 479 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:09,674 ♪ cause someone's here... 480 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:25,089 ♪ Last but not least 481 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:27,692 ♪ comes the man of your dreams ♪ 482 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,128 ♪ Will you, will you marry me? ♪ 483 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,330 ♪ Wi-i-ill yo-o-ou 484 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,532 ♪ ma-a-arry me 485 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,834 oh my god, what happened? 486 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:38,002 What happened? 487 00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:41,839 Where's Emma? Did she say yes? 488 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,175 I don't know, she's not even here! 489 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:47,745 Maybe they were just trying to tell you something. 490 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,014 No, I am telling you, they were trying to grab me 491 00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:52,183 and it was really creepy and weird. 492 00:20:52,185 --> 00:20:53,451 Maybe I should call the police. 493 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,585 No! No, no, no. 494 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,154 You should just... Move on. You know? 495 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,289 Pretend like it never happened, 496 00:20:58,291 --> 00:21:00,691 just turn the page. Mm. 497 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:03,327 I never asked you: 498 00:21:03,329 --> 00:21:04,695 What do you think about marriage? 499 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,130 Me? Yeah. 500 00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,799 I'm... pro. Yeah? 501 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:10,067 I think it's kind of nice, actually. 502 00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:12,103 So you want to get married? 503 00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:13,204 Yeah. 504 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:15,373 Okay. Let's get married, then. 505 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:18,542 Okay. I can't wait 506 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:22,413 to get one of these big, fat American diamond rings. 507 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,682 Finally having an American boyfriend pays off. 508 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:25,783 Yeah. 509 00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,055 Are you expecting someone, or...? 510 00:21:31,057 --> 00:21:32,490 No. Okay. 511 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:37,995 Hey! Heard you were the guy. 512 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,232 Are you sure you don't want me to post this picture? 513 00:21:41,234 --> 00:21:42,800 I think you look really beautiful, here. 514 00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:45,002 Aw, that's really sweet. But, you know what, 515 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,971 I don't think I'm a good match for social media. 516 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,874 Maybe I should just quit while I'm... way behind. 517 00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:52,176 Okay, suit yourself. Thank you. 518 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,945 Uh, table for two? 519 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,248 Oh, we're fully booked tonight. 520 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:58,282 Really? 521 00:21:58,284 --> 00:21:59,317 Sorry. 522 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,118 Aw... 523 00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,887 Oh my god, it's you! 524 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,055 Chairman of the bored. 525 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:07,792 You know what, 526 00:22:07,794 --> 00:22:09,660 I think we can find you a table, okay? 527 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:10,928 - Daniel! - Yeah. 528 00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,763 Come here. Look at this. 529 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:14,665 You see who it is? Yeah. 530 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,833 Please, do your face again. 531 00:22:16,869 --> 00:22:20,004 ♪ We're not living in America 37263

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