Original subtitles

"They're distributing study materials for what idols are doing nowadays"

Why don't we take a look first?

"It-item number 1, soap bubbles"

That's right.

"It-item number 1, soap bubbles"

It's soap bubbles.

That's Daniel.

"It-item number 2, teddy bear"

That's Chanyeol.

"It-item number 3, flower crown"

"Their smiles are disappearing"

"It-item number 4, cute pose"

"Laughing"

-We did this a lot in the past. -That's right.

"Are you really telling us to do that?"

You can't just shout out that you're Super Junior.

Things aren't like they used to be.

-That's right. -All right?

-They wear flower crowns... -Soap bubbles...

You have to do these so that fans will store you in their hearts.

You have to do these so the younger people will like you.

Let's have all of you enter again.

I can't do these corny things.

You used to do it too.

You know very well that I can't do these.

How can you treat me like this! I was just here not long ago.

Just try doing it.

Give me the red one, then.

-We're doing this for your sake. -It really doesn't suit my outfit.

What do you mean?

This really doesn't suit me.

The flower crown suits you.

When you enter, you have to do some performance or gesture.

Finally...

Excuse me, the Muay Thai fighter?

"Excuse me, the Muay Thai fighter?"

-Shindong. -Yes?

Are you a Muay Thai fighter or the owner of a Japanese restaurant?

"An example of someone who suits the flower crown"

We'll go according to the sequence of your military discharge.

Starting with the one who's been discharged most recently.

It's Donghae.

Fresh new idols.

"Pressured"

When you enter, you can either do a cute pose, the flower pose or the 'save' pose.

You have to do one of the three poses.

What do I do?

Super Junior's Donghae!

"Super Junior, Donghae"

Donghae!

"The 2017 version of going to work refreshingly"

-Wait a minute. I'll do it again. -Come here! Where are you going?

"Running away out of fear"

Come over here.

You should walk past us.

-You're supposed to just walk past. -You should walk past us.

-He's trying to get used to it. -Let's do this again.

You should go through, don't be flustered.

-I'll go again. -You just have to go through between us.

-So, I just have to walk past? -Yes.

Super Junior's Donghae!

"His steps are timid and hesitant"

"He narrowly passed the soap bubbles"

-Please give your greetings. -Look at the camera.

Hello.

A man who's like the sea.

I'm Donghae, whose heart is as vast as the sea.

Wait, again.

I told you this is not how it's done nowadays.

Things like 'a man who's like the sea'.

'Donghae'. You should do things like this.

'Donghae'.

"Taken aback"

This is the trend nowadays, Donghae.

"Lost his sanity within 5 minutes of his entrance"

Let's do this again.

"Donghae's already doing this for the second time"

-We don't have much of the bubbles left. -We might end up using it all on you.

This won't do.

"Donghae's eyes keep getting teary"

Super Junior's Donghae!

That's great!

"He's gotten used to this part"

"Back to reality"

I told you this is not going to do.

"In the end, he couldn't overcome this crisis"

This is the trend nowadays. You have to do this.

-Hurry and do what's trendy. -Just hurry up and do it!

"Violent encouragement"

A man who's like the sea.

"Sniffling"

A man who's like the sea.

"Don't cry, Donghae..."

He's crying.

"Hurling the bear away"

Please save Donghae.

"Here is the 'save' you asked for"

How could you want me to do that?

What is he doing?

"Releasing his anger on an innocent bear"

"Lee Donghae exploded due to his embarassment"

Why did you kick the bear?

Why did you kick the bear?

What did this bear do wrong?

This is what the trend is nowadays.

-This is the trend. -We can't do anything about that.

We'll have the next person come in.

I have expectations for him.

Super Junior's Eunhyuk!

"Awkward holding a bear since he only returned to civilian life 120 days ago"

There aren't many bubbles left.

All right, let's see.

"He's super pressured"

"What in the world..."

"A back step that's more fitting for the 80s than 2017"

Isn't that from the 80s?

He's someone from the past.

Hello.

"Pretending they aren't themselves"

You should greet the audience. Hello!

You should greet the audience. Hello!

"Pitiful"

It's Eunhyuk.

"Doomed..."

All right, next up is Super Junior's...

It's only an embarassment if you feel embarassed.

This is what they do nowadays?

Of course. They all do it.

Please just keep shooting the bubbles. I'll walk past.

"He's prepared something after watching the ones before him fail"

Super Junior's Shindong!

"What's with him"

"We choose not to comment on this..."

You may just leave as how you entered.

How much is the 24-piece sushi set?

"Even the back of Shindong's head is red in embarassment"

He's good.

Super Junior's normal Shindong!

"Pretending to not be embarassed"

How much is the 24-piece sushi set?

Everyone, I'm the round Shindong!

Please save me in your hearts!

-Pass! -Pass!

And I'll restore you in my hearts!

"The bear has been hurled aside again"

And I'll restore you in my hearts!

"He's working hard..."

Next up, Super Junior's Yesung!

"He's the first member to fully utilize the bear"

That's all right. He could be embarassed in the beginning.

That's right.

He must be prepared.

Tada!

"Tada?"

Hello, I'm Super Junior's...

"His mental spirit armor has failed"

You should speak properly.

I'm Yesung, Super Junior's artistic voice. Nice to meet you.

"A cuteness that he worked hard to squeeze out"

Please show me some love.

"Members who don't know how to be ashamed of themselves"

Do the 'save' thing.

-You acted like you aren't going to do it. -Super Junior's Leeteuk!

I don't think this kind of thing suits us.

Leeteuk!

"He was going to transform into an idol from 2017"

"But he looks like he's ill"

Look at him.

"Turning away"

-He shouldn't do that. -Hello!

I'm so shy, what do I do?

"Heechul is cursing him out with his eyes"

Where is it?

Here it is!

"A cuteness attack that makes the audience feel embarassed too"

I'm Leeteuk, Super Junior's modern person.

Modern person?

Your neck shouldn't get red. Why did your neck get so red?

If you look, his face became as red as his hair.

Did you suddenly get drunk?

"Turning his head away even more now"

All right, again.

I'll copy you into my heart.

"I'll copy you into my heart"

Do people really like this?

Who copies stuff nowadays?

-Who copies stuff nowadays? -Copy it into A4 sized paper.

-Nobody copies things anymore. -Copying doesn't work?

He's the last person.

He's going to do well.

"So far none of them have succeeded in being an idol from 2017"

Super Junior's variety genius...

He's going to do well for sure.

The only shows that matter are those that Heechul are on.