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"'FXXt it' by Big Bang"

"Put your hands up"

"Bouncing"

"Still composed for now"

This looks a little too freestyle.

"Being composed is good, but aren't you going to move at all?"

"Fast forward"

"Composure disappears at once"

"It looks cool but..."

There is choreography!

"...the moves look sloppy"

"'Last Dance' by Big Bang"

"Just like they're doing a concert"

Aren't you just randomly doing it?

It really is like this.

-Really? -Yes.

"There's no fixed choreography for 'Last Dance'"

"'Blue' by Big Bang"

I don't know this.

"This is my voice..."

-I don't know this. -It's 'Blue'.

"There is such a choreography?"

-'Blue'. -It goes like this, right?

Why are you guys...

"An honest laugh"

Wait a minute!

"We'll have an interrogation"

-This... -All of you burst into laughter.

We don't really know but all of you are laughing now.

It's one out of the three of you.

GD went like this.

So I thought something must be off.

Let me explain this.

For the past five years, whenever we sing 'Blue'...

We stood separately and there'll be LED lights going up and down.

-Should we do this then? -Of course!

-Why did you burst out in laughter? -So we had to do this.

-I didn't know. -Why did you all do this?

"It was a forceful Blues time"

Shall we try again?

"Smooth"

Shall we try again?

"Covering up his mistakes slyly, one more time"

We'll try harder.

I really have to get a hold of myself.

I laughed because I've never seen the choreography.

"Because I've never seen the choreography"

That means Daesung made a mistake.

You've never seen the choreography in the past 10 years?

That's right, we all sing while looking at the audience.

That move feels a little like this one...

"The finger choreography makes it really suspicious"

It has the vibes of this song.

So in conclusion, Daesung made a mistake.

Please give me the toy hammer.

There's Number 1 and Number 2.

-Who do you want? -1 or 2?

"Both are the same"

But Hyungdon is too...

Both of them are really strong.

"Dilemma of the century"

-I'll go with Daejun. -I've been doing a lot of arm workouts.

Only GD has been hit before.

Here we go.

If we get hit like that...

-His neck will break? -Yes.

"Donny adjusts the target for safety purposes"

Please make sure you don't move.

-Please don't move. -It seems like your hair is already poofy.

I wanted to make it poofy but since it already is, I'll go with the middle.

I think he's really going to hit hard.

All right.

Don't be nervous.

"Pleading with his small eyes"

I'll go softly.

"The Conny express train is about to set off"

"It's a hit"

"Daesung's hair became more poofy with the toy hammer magic"

-Did you go softly because it's Big Bang? -I did.

-Hey. -I went softly.

-Honestly, it was a little weak. -It was a weak hit.

-It was, right? -Wait...

I should do it next time.

I'm the one who got hit, but all of you say that was weak?

It was.

It was weak.

Do you want to see a really strong one?

But this...

If we succeed...

If we succeed, do we get to hit you instead?

-Sure. -Okay.

-If you succeed, we'll get hit. -All right, let's do that.

Okay, please play the music!

"'Loser' by Big Bang"

Look at T.O.P.

You're doing well.

"It's the first time Big Bang has shown such a clean choreography today"

They're doing well.

"Do you like it?"

"Big Bang is off to a hopeful start for the Random Play Dance"

"'Bae Bae' by Big Bang"

"Bopping"

"Lively"

"Originally T.O.P's part, all members have turned into him"

"Top dancer T.O.P is making it lively"

"We should've played parts of the song which has choreography"

"Choreography destroyer is starting up"

"'Bang Bang Bang' by Big Bang"

"GPS Taeyang showing T.O.P the way"

-T.O.P, over here. -Here, here!

"Dancing without a thought"

"My goodness, how could he be so far off his position"

"I don't know the way"

"'Fantastic Baby' by Big Bang"

Don't you have to change your formation?

"Explosive choreography"

"That's a fake"

"Chaotic"

To the right!

"Composed like nothing happened"

I think there should be a formation.

"Shameless"

"'Crooked' by GD"

I'm the only one for this song.

"Unexpected solo song attack"

"Jumping in perfect unison"

"Whatever"

"This random dance is a hit"

"'Big Hit' by Daesung"

"Yes, it's my song"

"Hurray"

"Great"

"Silly Taeyang appears again"

This won't do.

"We can't watch anymore"