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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,251 --> 00:00:50,501 - What about them ? - Hurry, we have a busy day. 2 00:01:01,168 --> 00:01:03,335 Eva, wake up. 3 00:01:05,126 --> 00:01:06,210 Wake up g 4 00:01:06,793 --> 00:01:09,293 - What are you doing ? - Working. 5 00:01:09,501 --> 00:01:11,418 This is my furniture. 6 00:01:12,168 --> 00:01:15,376 - This is my bed ! - Not anymore, this is a seizure. 7 00:01:15,585 --> 00:01:17,251 This is a robbery! 8 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:19,126 Get down. 9 00:01:20,168 --> 00:01:23,210 - Where are my clothes ? - Let's talk. 10 00:01:23,418 --> 00:01:25,376 In the truck, lady. 11 00:01:25,585 --> 00:01:29,418 - Do something, you loser. - Stay out of this. 12 00:01:29,626 --> 00:01:33,001 I won't stay out of it, you coward. 13 00:01:33,210 --> 00:01:36,876 - We have tons of seizures today. - Call your boss. 14 00:01:37,085 --> 00:01:39,793 I spoke to him yesterday. 15 00:01:40,001 --> 00:01:42,251 Hold on, can't we talk it over ? 16 00:01:42,460 --> 00:01:44,251 File an official complaint. 17 00:01:44,460 --> 00:01:46,710 - Where'll I sleep ? - Asshole ! 18 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,168 Good bye. 19 00:01:51,835 --> 00:01:55,710 - I'm trying to sort things out. - You never sort shit out ! 20 00:01:56,918 --> 00:01:57,835 Wait ! 21 00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:01,918 - I'm going to pay it all off. - Now what ? 22 00:02:02,168 --> 00:02:05,085 - We'll discuss it later. - We'll discuss it now ! 23 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,876 You ruin everything, you loser! 24 00:02:09,085 --> 00:02:10,418 Vultures ! 25 00:02:13,251 --> 00:02:17,751 - Know what you are ? - I know what I am. 26 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:20,751 Someone who fucked you just because she was drunk 27 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:23,293 and she doesn't remember a thing. 28 00:02:28,210 --> 00:02:30,501 And as of this moment, 29 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,876 she's leaving your life for good, Rossi. 30 00:02:34,293 --> 00:02:36,626 She'll be nothing but a memory 31 00:02:36,835 --> 00:02:38,835 in your sad, useless, 32 00:02:39,043 --> 00:02:42,918 pitiful, gloomy existence which I hope stays very... 33 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:47,585 very miserable. 34 00:03:02,918 --> 00:03:05,876 RECKLESS LIFE 35 00:03:11,085 --> 00:03:13,001 Morning, Rossi. 36 00:03:15,168 --> 00:03:18,001 I saw Eva go by without underwear on. 37 00:03:18,418 --> 00:03:20,293 Can I make some coffee ? 38 00:03:21,626 --> 00:03:23,668 Check if they're still alive. 39 00:03:23,876 --> 00:03:25,001 ANGER BAR 40 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:28,751 Good morning, Rossi. 41 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,126 Good, my ass. 42 00:03:36,210 --> 00:03:37,876 Still alive ? 43 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:39,835 - Dead. - Lifeless. 44 00:03:41,043 --> 00:03:44,293 She passed by again, with underwear. 45 00:03:47,460 --> 00:03:49,960 She called me a loser. 46 00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:52,876 - She slapped me and left. - Good for her. 47 00:03:54,918 --> 00:03:56,626 For slapping me ? 48 00:03:56,835 --> 00:03:59,793 No, for leaving. 49 00:04:02,835 --> 00:04:05,835 Those damn bastards draw a line on a map, 50 00:04:06,043 --> 00:04:09,835 that line becomes a bullet train, traffic is rerouted 51 00:04:10,043 --> 00:04:12,418 and towns like ours die like flies. 52 00:04:12,626 --> 00:04:14,835 We should leave, BB. 53 00:04:15,085 --> 00:04:17,251 But we're still here. 54 00:04:17,710 --> 00:04:19,043 Why '2 55 00:04:21,418 --> 00:04:23,960 Who was an up-and-coming rally driver ? 56 00:04:24,126 --> 00:04:25,835 - You. - The best co-driver ? 57 00:04:26,668 --> 00:04:28,668 - Me. - Where'd we end up ? 58 00:04:29,626 --> 00:04:32,751 - Nowhere. - We're the ones who go nowhere. 59 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:39,335 Like Seneca said, "He who is brave is free". 60 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:41,835 And the two of us, frankly... 61 00:04:42,668 --> 00:04:44,626 are nothing but wusses, my friend. 62 00:04:44,793 --> 00:04:47,168 This coffee is disgusting. 63 00:04:47,335 --> 00:04:49,876 I'll be closing shop soon. Enough. 64 00:04:51,251 --> 00:04:53,626 I'll leave, open a kiosk in Copacabana, 65 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,210 marry a native, have some kids... 66 00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:57,376 You want kids ? 67 00:04:58,543 --> 00:05:00,126 - No, do you ? - No. 68 00:05:03,126 --> 00:05:06,168 Then she'll dump me, they'll build a bullet train there too... 69 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:10,918 and I'll jerk myself off into oblivion and die in 3 years. 70 00:05:11,085 --> 00:05:12,668 Right. 71 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:21,918 I'll go tell your parents I can't pay garage rent this month either. 72 00:05:22,085 --> 00:05:24,460 - Tell them I'll go by. - Okay. 73 00:05:32,001 --> 00:05:33,418 FUCK YOU 74 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:57,668 A nation can't survive financially and morally 75 00:05:57,876 --> 00:06:00,793 when most have so little and few have so much. 76 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:02,710 This is Bernie Sanders' message. 77 00:06:02,876 --> 00:06:04,501 Too true. 78 00:06:08,085 --> 00:06:11,501 Indeed... Sara, I wanted to ask a favor. 79 00:06:12,585 --> 00:06:15,001 - This month... - You know, my husband... 80 00:06:15,543 --> 00:06:17,501 - What happened ? - The factory... 81 00:06:18,793 --> 00:06:22,960 - Are you saying Mr. Cesco? - Something awful. 82 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:25,210 - He died ? -No! 83 00:06:25,668 --> 00:06:28,126 Died, my ass. Worse ! 84 00:06:28,668 --> 00:06:31,210 - The factory is done for. - What do you mean ? 85 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:32,460 Closing down. 86 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,501 Next month we're all out of a job. 87 00:06:34,668 --> 00:06:38,126 Entire families, youngsters, oldsters like me... all sacked. 88 00:06:38,876 --> 00:06:41,376 For the good of the company, they say. 89 00:06:41,543 --> 00:06:43,585 Good of the company, my ass. 90 00:06:43,793 --> 00:06:46,418 - Mr. Cesco... - Don't meddle, kiddo. 91 00:06:46,626 --> 00:06:49,001 It's all over, over ! 92 00:06:49,251 --> 00:06:52,585 - I'll go there and kill them all. - Calm down, please. 93 00:06:55,085 --> 00:06:57,585 Fine, then I'll kill myself. 94 00:06:58,918 --> 00:07:01,876 Nonsense, the garage is still doing well. 95 00:07:02,543 --> 00:07:04,543 Plus, rent money. 96 00:07:05,335 --> 00:07:07,376 We'll get by, as always. 97 00:07:07,585 --> 00:07:09,918 Rossi, tell him the garage is doing well. 98 00:07:10,126 --> 00:07:12,793 Yes, the garage is raking in the money. 99 00:07:14,043 --> 00:07:19,001 Plus, lots of cars break down from overheating... 100 00:07:19,251 --> 00:07:22,960 The world sucks, you know. It sucks. 101 00:07:23,168 --> 00:07:25,043 Relax, watch your blood pressure. 102 00:07:27,668 --> 00:07:30,335 Take it, or I'll get myself into trouble. 103 00:07:31,876 --> 00:07:33,460 Take it. 104 00:07:33,710 --> 00:07:35,168 Take it ! 105 00:07:41,418 --> 00:07:44,376 - It's not loaded. - No shit, I'm not a dummy. 106 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:48,335 An unloaded gun is just as dangerous as a loaded gun. 107 00:07:50,668 --> 00:07:53,418 And I thought I'd retire, 108 00:07:53,626 --> 00:07:56,585 buy myself a nice boat and sail off... 109 00:07:59,376 --> 00:08:01,001 We will. 110 00:08:03,626 --> 00:08:05,918 Did you need anything ? 111 00:08:06,376 --> 00:08:07,793 No. 112 00:08:08,085 --> 00:08:11,085 I just came by to say hello. 113 00:08:11,751 --> 00:08:14,293 I'll get back to the garage... 114 00:08:15,418 --> 00:08:17,668 tons of customers are waiting. 115 00:08:19,376 --> 00:08:21,085 Tons. 116 00:08:26,501 --> 00:08:28,585 Do you have a jacket I could borrow ? 117 00:08:36,793 --> 00:08:39,335 Believing in growth is key. 118 00:08:40,001 --> 00:08:42,293 Banks like yours can make a difference 119 00:08:42,543 --> 00:08:46,751 by trusting in the country's greatest resource: the youth. 120 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:50,001 No, I'm not convinced. 121 00:08:51,085 --> 00:08:53,585 - Not convinced ? - No. 122 00:08:55,668 --> 00:08:59,585 I'm convinced you have to complete forms from B to G, 123 00:08:59,751 --> 00:09:02,710 then sign here, here, and here... 124 00:09:03,835 --> 00:09:09,543 bring a copy of your ID, your payroll slip or tax return form, 125 00:09:09,710 --> 00:09:12,543 social security number and certificate of residence. 126 00:09:13,376 --> 00:09:15,835 And then you'll give me a loan ? 127 00:09:17,626 --> 00:09:18,710 No. 128 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:24,543 We also need a certificate of title of a property for collateral. 129 00:09:24,710 --> 00:09:28,835 If I owned property I wouldn't be in this shitty situation 130 00:09:29,043 --> 00:09:31,918 and my furniture wouldn't have been seized. 131 00:09:32,585 --> 00:09:35,168 - Don't you think ? - No, I don't. 132 00:09:35,668 --> 00:09:40,293 If you're already in litigation with the IRS, don't come to us. 133 00:09:40,543 --> 00:09:43,043 But you can help make a difference. 134 00:09:43,293 --> 00:09:45,710 - Trust me. - Meaning ? 135 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,168 Listen, kind sir, 136 00:09:50,376 --> 00:09:54,918 I am begging you for five fucking thousand euros, 137 00:09:55,085 --> 00:09:59,293 so quit giving me that condescending smile and do yourjob, help me out. 138 00:10:02,418 --> 00:10:06,335 Banks don't lend money to people who don't have any. 139 00:10:06,501 --> 00:10:11,460 And I'm not smiling, I'm grimacing in disgust 140 00:10:11,668 --> 00:10:14,210 because people like you, paupers, 141 00:10:14,376 --> 00:10:17,585 cause us, meaning banks, to feel this way. 142 00:10:18,043 --> 00:10:20,335 Go home and think about that. 143 00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:25,210 Nice. 144 00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:28,876 Really nice... 145 00:10:29,501 --> 00:10:30,668 dickhead. 146 00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:35,043 In a normal world, people like you wouldn't exist. 147 00:10:35,210 --> 00:10:37,418 - I want my money now ! - You're not humans. 148 00:10:37,668 --> 00:10:42,001 Know what you are ? You're a bunch of bastards ! 149 00:10:42,251 --> 00:10:44,835 People like you don't realize... 150 00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:49,085 - This wasn't our agreement. - Miss, please stop yelling. 151 00:10:49,335 --> 00:10:52,085 I'll yell all I want, and I started before you, moron. 152 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:55,918 - Please. - How dare you touch me ! 153 00:10:56,168 --> 00:10:57,543 How dare you ! 154 00:10:57,793 --> 00:11:00,126 - I am very calm. - Stop it. 155 00:11:11,126 --> 00:11:12,501 No... 156 00:11:13,001 --> 00:11:14,043 It's not loaded. 157 00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:17,751 It's a robbery ! 158 00:11:18,001 --> 00:11:19,543 No, it's not. 159 00:11:19,793 --> 00:11:21,585 " A robbery g - No ! 160 00:11:21,835 --> 00:11:23,710 This isn't a robbery ! 161 00:11:23,918 --> 00:11:25,376 Calm down. 162 00:11:25,585 --> 00:11:30,043 I don't give a shit about the robbery, sort out my situation now... 163 00:11:30,251 --> 00:11:32,501 - It's all I have. - Stand up. 164 00:11:34,793 --> 00:11:36,168 I won't shoot ! 165 00:11:37,585 --> 00:11:40,376 I don't want your earrings. Stand up ! 166 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:43,168 I don't want anything. 167 00:11:47,918 --> 00:11:50,043 Are you all nuts ? 168 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,501 Quit crying, I won't shoot. 169 00:11:53,876 --> 00:11:55,210 Calm down... 170 00:11:56,668 --> 00:11:57,751 I'm going to puke. 171 00:12:00,293 --> 00:12:02,835 No, there's nothing valuable in here. 172 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:06,626 Here, please don't shoot. 173 00:12:06,835 --> 00:12:09,335 I don't want money ! 174 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:14,085 I just want to go home ! 175 00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:18,543 - Excuse me ? - What ? 176 00:12:21,585 --> 00:12:23,460 The bags. 177 00:12:27,460 --> 00:12:28,918 I didn't mean to. 178 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,001 Sorry ! 179 00:12:36,043 --> 00:12:38,085 - I'll shoot on three. - Don't. 180 00:12:38,251 --> 00:12:39,626 - One. - Don't ! 181 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,126 - Freeze ! - I am. 182 00:12:41,293 --> 00:12:42,585 - Two. - No ! 183 00:12:42,751 --> 00:12:44,668 - Hands up ! - I can't. 184 00:12:44,835 --> 00:12:46,918 Three, I'll shoot. 185 00:12:48,251 --> 00:12:50,335 ALBERTO ROSSl'S ENTIRE LIFE AGE 27 186 00:13:22,126 --> 00:13:24,126 No ! Oh God, my hand. 187 00:13:25,835 --> 00:13:28,251 We're in Sestriere where, 188 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:33,043 30 minutes ago robbers burst into Valsusa Bank. 189 00:13:33,210 --> 00:13:35,251 A security guard was wounded. 190 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:40,085 We're here with Captain Greppi who's heading the investigation. 191 00:13:40,293 --> 00:13:42,335 - Morning, Captain. - Good morning. 192 00:13:42,876 --> 00:13:45,668 Can we get some information on the robbery ? 193 00:13:45,876 --> 00:13:50,251 Was it a robbery, a terrorist attack, were Russian militants involved ? 194 00:13:50,626 --> 00:13:53,501 Russian militants ? It was a robbery, that's all. 195 00:13:54,251 --> 00:13:56,251 Can you tell us more ? 196 00:13:56,626 --> 00:14:00,626 Based on what the bank said it was a coordinated action 197 00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,460 by a group of professionals. 198 00:14:02,668 --> 00:14:07,585 At the moment we have no information on their identities. 199 00:14:08,085 --> 00:14:09,960 The bank claims 200 00:14:10,168 --> 00:14:14,710 the CCTV cameras and metal detector were out of order. 201 00:14:15,210 --> 00:14:18,335 That's a serious issue for the safety of our banks. 202 00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:21,626 - Were the robbers aware of this ? - I can't say. 203 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:24,043 Were they foreigners ? 204 00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:26,751 - We heard they're Mexican. - I can't say. 205 00:14:26,918 --> 00:14:31,085 - Can't you tell us anything more ? - I can't say, thank you. 206 00:14:31,626 --> 00:14:34,835 - They robbed our bank. - It's about time. 207 00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:37,793 - Sir, a dramatic day. - Could've been worse. 208 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:42,376 True. Let's get straight to the crucial question. 209 00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:44,460 Why were the CCTV cameras broken ? 210 00:14:45,501 --> 00:14:48,501 - I did it. - Be quiet, we're watching. 211 00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:51,418 - No, I did it. - Just tell me later. 212 00:14:52,876 --> 00:14:55,001 All I can say is... 213 00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:06,085 Okay - 214 00:15:06,418 --> 00:15:08,710 All right, you robbed the bank. 215 00:15:08,918 --> 00:15:11,543 - With my gun ? - And jacket ! 216 00:15:11,751 --> 00:15:15,501 Rossi, you're the scientific proof than man comes from the amoeba. 217 00:15:15,751 --> 00:15:17,835 I wanted a loan, 218 00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,126 they denied me, I was about to leave, 219 00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,585 then a crazy girl was yelling, we argued, 220 00:15:22,751 --> 00:15:25,501 the bank manager shoved me, the gun fell, 221 00:15:25,793 --> 00:15:27,168 and everyone went nuts. 222 00:15:27,335 --> 00:15:31,585 I told them it wasn't a robbery, but they kept giving me money, 223 00:15:31,751 --> 00:15:35,626 wallets, jewelry... I wanted to go home. 224 00:15:35,793 --> 00:15:39,168 I was trying to leave but they pointed a gun at my head 225 00:15:39,335 --> 00:15:40,918 and shot me ! 226 00:15:41,543 --> 00:15:45,001 - What could I have done ? - Not taken it, apologized, and left. 227 00:15:46,085 --> 00:15:48,501 - I didn't think of that. - Dumbass. 228 00:15:48,668 --> 00:15:51,835 - Easy for you to say ! - Guys... 229 00:15:52,043 --> 00:15:55,251 - What would you have done ? - Guys ! 230 00:15:57,293 --> 00:16:01,001 What we have here is about... 20 million. 231 00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,460 - 20... - Million euros. 232 00:16:05,668 --> 00:16:08,626 Rossi, good job. 233 00:16:09,835 --> 00:16:12,960 Holy shit, 20 million euros ! 234 00:16:13,126 --> 00:16:14,835 This is serious ! 235 00:16:15,001 --> 00:16:16,835 "Yes! "Yes! 236 00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:18,793 Stop i1; g. 237 00:16:19,126 --> 00:16:22,418 Be quiet! Listen... 238 00:16:23,668 --> 00:16:26,210 At least four professionals. 239 00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:29,001 - Or five, foreigners. - Five robbers ? 240 00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:30,251 Five ? 241 00:16:30,418 --> 00:16:32,918 - Five Romanians. - Romanians ? 242 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,001 More than anything we were scared. 243 00:16:36,210 --> 00:16:38,210 The security guard will be fine, 244 00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:40,918 apart from customers' personal belongings, 245 00:16:41,085 --> 00:16:43,210 they stole less than 10,000 euros, nothing much. 246 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,501 How odd. 247 00:16:44,668 --> 00:16:47,251 Guys, something's fishy here. 248 00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,126 Hold on... 249 00:16:50,126 --> 00:16:52,918 They said the CCTV cameras were broken, 250 00:16:53,085 --> 00:16:56,001 nobody there knew me, I'd never been there before, 251 00:16:56,168 --> 00:17:00,376 I didn't sign any papers because I don't qualify for a loan... 252 00:17:01,460 --> 00:17:03,418 - No... - What? 253 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:06,668 - No... - What? 254 00:17:08,293 --> 00:17:10,335 " No! - Are you okay 7 255 00:17:12,710 --> 00:17:15,501 - I'm an asshole. - I know, but what's wrong ? 256 00:17:17,085 --> 00:17:20,126 - The wallet. - What wallet ? 257 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,960 - The wallet. - Which ? There are tons here. 258 00:17:25,168 --> 00:17:27,751 My wallet ! 259 00:17:28,418 --> 00:17:30,793 - So? - I left it at the bank. 260 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:33,918 - With your ID in it ? - With my ID. 261 00:17:34,460 --> 00:17:36,335 No, your friend is a real idiot. 262 00:17:36,501 --> 00:17:38,168 You're a dumbass... 263 00:17:43,335 --> 00:17:46,085 - I'll go back there. - You're having a panic attack. 264 00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:49,626 I'm the last person they'd expect to see there. 265 00:17:51,043 --> 00:17:54,251 I'll take the money and give it back if there's trouble. 266 00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:57,501 I'll leave some for you, for all you've done. 267 00:17:57,668 --> 00:17:59,710 - We'll pack it up. - I feel like puking. 268 00:17:59,876 --> 00:18:01,835 You can't go there alone. 269 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,126 Sweet Mary ! 270 00:18:08,668 --> 00:18:10,460 I hate the bus. 271 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:13,418 It's the best way to not stand out. 272 00:18:14,418 --> 00:18:16,751 - You brought a book ? - Well... 273 00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,460 if they arrest us for robbery with bloodshed 274 00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:21,376 that's at least 15 years, 275 00:18:21,543 --> 00:18:24,251 so while you're digging the tunnel 276 00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:27,168 I'll read Hemingway's complete works. 277 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,668 Here we are. 278 00:18:41,043 --> 00:18:42,960 - I can't do it. - Rossi ! 279 00:18:51,335 --> 00:18:53,710 Who wants to live forever ? 280 00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:56,876 Nobody. 281 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,335 It was a dumb idea to go back there. 282 00:19:16,543 --> 00:19:18,168 Indeed. 283 00:19:18,793 --> 00:19:21,085 He left us a million. 284 00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:26,501 - It's crawling with cops. - What a mess. 285 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,585 Patrol units are stuck in traffic. 286 00:19:31,085 --> 00:19:33,168 Fuck, come on ! 287 00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:42,043 What are you looking at? 288 00:19:52,418 --> 00:19:57,710 Don't you have a home, a mother who loves you ? Leave ! 289 00:19:58,168 --> 00:19:59,335 So, 290 00:21:19,918 --> 00:21:21,460 Hey ! 291 00:21:21,876 --> 00:21:23,668 No smoking in here. 292 00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:49,001 - Looking for this ? - No. 293 00:21:49,210 --> 00:21:51,335 - No? - No. Yes. 294 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,376 You're welcome. 295 00:21:57,918 --> 00:22:00,335 You don't look like a bank robber. 296 00:22:01,626 --> 00:22:03,335 Who are you ? 297 00:22:03,876 --> 00:22:06,210 Someone who'll be leaving quickly. 298 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:30,335 In that instant we felt panic and terror. 299 00:22:30,876 --> 00:22:32,960 What was your first thought ? 300 00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:36,960 Our priority was to protect the safety of... 301 00:22:39,043 --> 00:22:40,376 The robber. 302 00:22:40,585 --> 00:22:42,668 - He's the robber. - Hands up ! 303 00:22:51,543 --> 00:22:54,835 It wasn't me, I didn't do anything. 304 00:23:00,460 --> 00:23:02,210 Help ! 305 00:23:02,418 --> 00:23:04,376 Let go ! Grip harder. 306 00:23:04,585 --> 00:23:07,293 - Let her go. - Help, he's armed. 307 00:23:07,501 --> 00:23:09,126 - Go out. - Let us out. 308 00:23:09,335 --> 00:23:10,835 - Or I'll shoot. - Or I'll shoot. 309 00:23:11,043 --> 00:23:12,793 - Not my boob. - Not her... 310 00:23:14,668 --> 00:23:18,251 Please, save me from this madman ! 311 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,335 - Save me ! - Don't shoot. 312 00:23:30,835 --> 00:23:33,001 Don't shoot. 313 00:23:33,293 --> 00:23:35,251 Do not shoot. 314 00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:38,001 - Freeze. - Where's the car ? 315 00:23:38,210 --> 00:23:40,293 I took the bus. 316 00:23:41,460 --> 00:23:44,376 Stop, don't shoot ! 317 00:23:45,168 --> 00:23:46,668 Everyone freeze ! 318 00:23:46,876 --> 00:23:48,710 Act crazy. Help ! 319 00:23:48,918 --> 00:23:51,085 - Don't shoot ! - I'm Miss Italy ! 320 00:23:51,335 --> 00:23:53,543 The car... 321 00:23:53,751 --> 00:23:55,168 Who are you ? 322 00:23:55,376 --> 00:23:58,001 Are you terrorists ? Albanians ? 323 00:23:58,210 --> 00:24:01,085 - We're innocent. - What does that mean ? 324 00:24:01,835 --> 00:24:04,335 Say something for our viewers, we're live. 325 00:24:05,376 --> 00:24:08,418 A nation can't survive financially and morally 326 00:24:08,626 --> 00:24:11,751 when most have so little and few have so much. 327 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:12,918 Enough! 328 00:24:20,168 --> 00:24:21,918 Shall we tail them ? 329 00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:24,251 No, it's lunchtime, let's go eat. 330 00:24:24,418 --> 00:24:27,293 There's a great kebab place nearby... 331 00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:29,960 Of course we should fucking tail them ! 332 00:24:30,126 --> 00:24:31,793 Let's go g 333 00:24:32,585 --> 00:24:36,460 They stole a car on live TV, we're a laughingstock. 334 00:24:37,376 --> 00:24:41,460 - Headache, boss. - No, I take E for my headaches. 335 00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:45,501 Don't you know what E is ? I should write you up ! 336 00:24:45,668 --> 00:24:47,335 Now ! 337 00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:59,501 Despite the substantial number of officers present, 338 00:24:59,668 --> 00:25:01,460 the robbers went back inside. 339 00:25:01,626 --> 00:25:03,293 Dear God. 340 00:25:05,001 --> 00:25:07,210 It was a dumb idea to go back there. 341 00:25:07,751 --> 00:25:10,710 The criminal had these parting words. 342 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:13,710 A nation can't survive financially and morally 343 00:25:13,876 --> 00:25:16,335 when most have so little and few have so much. 344 00:25:16,876 --> 00:25:19,960 - I'll get your blood pressure pills. - Good idea. 345 00:25:21,126 --> 00:25:23,210 They're doing okay, though. 346 00:25:23,835 --> 00:25:27,043 The car ran the road block and is trying to escape. 347 00:25:27,585 --> 00:25:32,543 The police quickly took off after the criminals 348 00:25:32,710 --> 00:25:34,710 who are still on the run. 349 00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,876 Go BB, pedal to the metal ! 350 00:25:41,793 --> 00:25:44,043 - Should I take Gran Scala ? - Yes. 351 00:25:46,376 --> 00:25:47,960 You can do it. 352 00:25:54,751 --> 00:25:56,585 That was a left 3. 353 00:25:58,543 --> 00:26:00,501 Go, they're catching up. 354 00:26:00,668 --> 00:26:02,585 Tighten it. 355 00:26:04,543 --> 00:26:07,501 Can we open a window while we're doing this crazy stunt? 356 00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:14,126 Right, 3. 357 00:26:14,293 --> 00:26:15,501 So, 358 00:26:27,126 --> 00:26:29,460 Hairpin bend, come on. 359 00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:37,251 Lagging behind. 360 00:26:37,418 --> 00:26:39,793 - Go through town. - This way ? 361 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:41,043 Yes ! 362 00:26:41,918 --> 00:26:43,293 We ditched them. 363 00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:48,543 Okay, straight ahead. Careful. 364 00:27:02,126 --> 00:27:04,043 Full force. 365 00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:05,460 - Tractor ! - Brake ! 366 00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:07,501 There will be no braking ! 367 00:27:24,501 --> 00:27:26,751 Yes, BB rules ! 368 00:27:34,460 --> 00:27:37,751 - You're the best ! - You weren't too bad yourself... 369 00:27:37,918 --> 00:27:40,918 - Open a window. - Your pace notes... 370 00:27:41,085 --> 00:27:42,835 Open a window ! 371 00:27:43,001 --> 00:27:46,210 - We're not opening windows. - Don't touch me. 372 00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:49,001 - It causes drag. - Psycho. 373 00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:52,293 - How about that hairpin bend ? - You could've done better. 374 00:27:52,460 --> 00:27:55,418 It was pretty good. Here it comes... 375 00:27:57,751 --> 00:27:59,335 - Gross. - Great. 376 00:27:59,501 --> 00:28:01,751 Keep going straight for a few kilometers 377 00:28:01,918 --> 00:28:04,668 then take the lake road on the right. 378 00:28:05,876 --> 00:28:07,918 - Look at that car. - Perfect. 379 00:28:08,085 --> 00:28:10,210 Pull over here. Nobody's around. 380 00:28:22,751 --> 00:28:24,168 I'm BB 381 00:28:24,376 --> 00:28:28,460 and if you're feeling unexpectedly aroused, it's normal. 382 00:28:28,668 --> 00:28:30,251 It's adrenaline. 383 00:28:35,126 --> 00:28:37,210 Not at all, and I puked everywhere. 384 00:28:40,293 --> 00:28:43,626 - Anyway, I'm Soledad. - Sole what ? 385 00:28:43,835 --> 00:28:46,418 - Soledad. - What kind of name is that ? 386 00:28:46,626 --> 00:28:50,251 It's my stage name. You don't recognize me ? 387 00:28:53,585 --> 00:28:54,668 No. 388 00:28:58,043 --> 00:29:00,918 I've done 5 films, 8 TV shows, commercials, 389 00:29:01,126 --> 00:29:03,460 I was Miss Italy, and a repeat cover girl. 390 00:29:03,751 --> 00:29:07,085 You live in the boonies, that's why you don't know me. 391 00:29:07,251 --> 00:29:09,168 Phone. Give it to me. 392 00:29:18,918 --> 00:29:20,626 Run, run, run... 393 00:29:21,751 --> 00:29:25,751 Damn pea-brained hillbillies who don't have TV 394 00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:30,126 who inbreed with relatives or even with sheep. 395 00:29:30,293 --> 00:29:32,293 You're gross ! Thanks. 396 00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:37,751 You're gross and poorly dressed and live in a ghost town... 397 00:29:40,793 --> 00:29:41,960 G0, go ! 398 00:29:42,168 --> 00:29:43,501 THAN KS 399 00:29:43,710 --> 00:29:44,835 Stop ! 400 00:29:46,460 --> 00:29:49,168 LADY ELISABHETZ'S TRIBULATIONS 401 00:29:49,376 --> 00:29:52,251 Even if we've discovered we're siblings... 402 00:29:53,543 --> 00:29:56,960 through a letter sent by my moribund count cousin 403 00:29:57,168 --> 00:29:59,543 who was poisoned by the countess 404 00:29:59,751 --> 00:30:02,501 who found him in bed with the wet nurse... 405 00:30:06,501 --> 00:30:08,585 I, Anthony... 406 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,210 will always be yours. 407 00:30:12,876 --> 00:30:15,376 But Lady Elizabeth... 408 00:30:16,293 --> 00:30:17,710 I never... 409 00:30:19,585 --> 00:30:21,460 loved you. 410 00:30:22,460 --> 00:30:26,626 Soledad Agramante, you may remember her as a child actress 411 00:30:26,835 --> 00:30:29,960 from some successful TV shows and soap operas. 412 00:30:30,168 --> 00:30:35,043 She was taken hostage by the Val di Susa robbers this morning. 413 00:30:35,293 --> 00:30:38,001 One wounded, fear, a car chase, 414 00:30:38,251 --> 00:30:41,626 and a statement from one of the robbers 415 00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:45,293 which has been quoted and retweeted by millions now. 416 00:30:45,501 --> 00:30:48,043 A nation can't survive financially and morally 417 00:30:48,251 --> 00:30:51,585 when most have so little and few have so much. 418 00:31:05,876 --> 00:31:08,918 Either we were screwed by a whore and two dimwits 419 00:31:09,126 --> 00:31:13,085 or Mr. Bank Manager, thinking he was as untouchable as Fermat's theorem, 420 00:31:13,293 --> 00:31:15,793 staged this whole farce trying to outsmart us 421 00:31:16,001 --> 00:31:17,460 and even got his car stolen. 422 00:31:21,293 --> 00:31:24,876 - What's that ? - That he doesn't catch your drift. 423 00:31:25,251 --> 00:31:27,376 It is a rather subtle reasoning. 424 00:31:31,210 --> 00:31:33,668 Mrs. Castiglioni, shall I snip ? 425 00:31:39,001 --> 00:31:40,710 Chill, it won't take long. 426 00:31:52,918 --> 00:31:55,001 What did you say ? 427 00:31:58,251 --> 00:32:00,626 I just can't understand. 428 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:02,501 What did he say ? 429 00:32:02,668 --> 00:32:04,710 He wasn't involved, I think. 430 00:32:04,876 --> 00:32:06,126 Is that so ? 431 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,168 - And ? - That he's sorry. 432 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,126 Right, he's sorry... 433 00:32:15,793 --> 00:32:18,835 You're sorry for making me look like an ass ? 434 00:32:21,251 --> 00:32:24,918 You're sorry I'll have to complicate my life to fix things ? 435 00:32:26,793 --> 00:32:29,043 You're sorry you have to die ? 436 00:32:33,835 --> 00:32:37,001 No, you're not only sorry, you're scared. 437 00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:40,751 You're terrified. 438 00:32:56,293 --> 00:33:00,751 Fine, Rambo, Rambo 2, and whatsyourname, take him away. 439 00:33:07,543 --> 00:33:10,585 Are you saying something important? 440 00:33:10,793 --> 00:33:13,751 I don't understand what you're saying. 441 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:15,918 Get to work. 442 00:33:16,585 --> 00:33:18,376 Go on. 443 00:33:20,126 --> 00:33:21,876 Rambo, stay here. 444 00:33:31,751 --> 00:33:34,251 Make me howl or I'll kill you. Let's go. 445 00:33:45,251 --> 00:33:49,460 Months and months of wire taps and tailing 446 00:33:50,210 --> 00:33:52,876 then some dumbass shows up 447 00:33:53,085 --> 00:33:55,918 and starts robbing the bank like whatshisname... 448 00:33:56,126 --> 00:33:58,835 - A politician ? - No, the one in the film ! 449 00:33:59,043 --> 00:34:00,668 - Number of words ? - Three. 450 00:34:00,876 --> 00:34:04,001 - Bonnie and Clyde. - Who played Bonnie ? 451 00:34:04,210 --> 00:34:06,543 - Sophia Loren. - No, Faye Dunaway. 452 00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:07,835 - Seen it ? - No. 453 00:34:08,001 --> 00:34:11,376 As I was saying, a dumbass, a nobody... 454 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:15,793 who steals dirty money that we were going to trace. 455 00:34:30,793 --> 00:34:35,043 It's best for them if we catch them 456 00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:38,835 before Elena Castiglioni does. 457 00:34:39,835 --> 00:34:41,501 Hot babe... 458 00:34:41,710 --> 00:34:43,210 I'd bang her ! 459 00:34:49,876 --> 00:34:52,293 She must be mad as a hornet now 460 00:34:52,501 --> 00:34:55,835 but if we're good, we'll catch her too and score big. 461 00:34:56,168 --> 00:34:58,335 It's been 6 hours since they escaped. 462 00:34:58,543 --> 00:35:03,001 If they're not idiots, they could be anywhere in Italy now. 463 00:35:03,793 --> 00:35:06,626 And you interrupted us... 464 00:35:08,043 --> 00:35:11,126 to say you don't know where they are ? 465 00:35:11,668 --> 00:35:14,293 Why isn't the bank manager here yet? 466 00:35:15,001 --> 00:35:16,668 Call him! 467 00:35:16,835 --> 00:35:18,251 Get out ! 468 00:35:27,001 --> 00:35:29,835 How many banks did you rob before this ? 469 00:35:30,626 --> 00:35:32,668 I've never stolen anything. 470 00:35:32,876 --> 00:35:35,793 Maybe once at the supermarket when I was a kid. 471 00:35:36,043 --> 00:35:38,960 A few bikes... those porn DVDs, remember ? 472 00:35:39,418 --> 00:35:41,168 "Cunts and Dogs" ! 473 00:35:41,335 --> 00:35:45,835 So you don't have fake IDs, getaway car, safe house, etc. ? 474 00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:47,126 - No. - Weapons ? 475 00:35:47,376 --> 00:35:49,168 We had a gun. 476 00:35:49,668 --> 00:35:51,251 Unloaded. 477 00:35:51,918 --> 00:35:53,835 Fucking hell. 478 00:35:57,043 --> 00:35:59,085 Where should we go ? 479 00:35:59,918 --> 00:36:02,376 - Far away, Rossi. - Far away, where ? 480 00:36:03,626 --> 00:36:05,418 Copacabana... 481 00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:11,960 Head south for now. I have a plan. 482 00:36:12,793 --> 00:36:14,085 - What plan ? - A plan ? 483 00:36:14,293 --> 00:36:17,626 A good plan, I'll explain tomorrow, I'm tired now. 484 00:36:17,835 --> 00:36:21,543 I sleep when I'm tired. So shut the fuck up, good night. 485 00:36:26,001 --> 00:36:28,293 - A plan. - A good plan. 486 00:36:29,210 --> 00:36:31,085 I said shut the fuck up. 487 00:36:31,293 --> 00:36:32,585 50"')!- 488 00:36:40,043 --> 00:36:41,835 How gross. 489 00:36:42,043 --> 00:36:44,543 Straight through the forehead. 490 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,710 What a gross tie. 491 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,418 How can a bank manager wear such an awful tie ? 492 00:36:50,626 --> 00:36:52,501 He deserved to be killed. 493 00:36:52,710 --> 00:36:55,251 Want us to change his tie ? 494 00:36:55,835 --> 00:36:57,418 - No. - Anyway... 495 00:36:57,626 --> 00:36:59,585 His brain is on the wall, 496 00:36:59,793 --> 00:37:03,210 bottle it up for Forensics, they like this stuff. 497 00:37:03,418 --> 00:37:06,918 - We found the amputated finger. - In his pocket. 498 00:37:12,751 --> 00:37:14,835 Good, you're good. 499 00:37:16,293 --> 00:37:18,043 - I'm hungry now. - Indian ? 500 00:37:18,251 --> 00:37:19,460 - Pakistani ? - Kebabs ! 501 00:37:19,668 --> 00:37:24,710 You think it's easy to make decisions without taking responsibility ? 502 00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:29,418 Thinks it's easy to choose between Pakistani, Thai, 503 00:37:29,626 --> 00:37:34,168 kebabs, organic, or farm-to-table ? 504 00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:37,710 What has this world come to ? 505 00:37:40,460 --> 00:37:42,751 - Chinese ? - Chinese. 506 00:37:45,335 --> 00:37:47,293 Who wants breakfast ? 507 00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:54,418 Why would the bank lie about the money ? 508 00:37:54,626 --> 00:37:58,168 No clue, but we're in shit that is so deep it's... 509 00:37:59,835 --> 00:38:01,710 - It's...? - Deep, 510 00:38:04,335 --> 00:38:06,585 - Hot water. - Thanks. 511 00:38:07,043 --> 00:38:10,335 - And a fresh apple cake. - Thanks. 512 00:38:10,543 --> 00:38:12,293 - Thanks. - On the house. 513 00:38:16,001 --> 00:38:18,418 - Just hot water ? - Yes. 514 00:38:18,626 --> 00:38:20,835 I only drink hot water in the morning. 515 00:38:23,251 --> 00:38:25,126 Thanks so much. 516 00:38:29,418 --> 00:38:32,126 So, where are we going ? 517 00:38:33,043 --> 00:38:34,835 So... 518 00:38:35,085 --> 00:38:37,376 the best idea is to go back... 519 00:38:37,585 --> 00:38:41,251 return the money, and apologize to everyone, right? 520 00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,543 - Right ? - Wrong. 521 00:38:42,751 --> 00:38:44,043 Wrong. 522 00:38:44,585 --> 00:38:46,918 That is a ton of money. 523 00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:51,168 I doubt you want to go back to your shitty lives. 524 00:38:51,376 --> 00:38:53,585 - Watch your mouth. - The plan. 525 00:38:54,043 --> 00:38:56,501 - A good plan. - Puglia. 526 00:38:58,918 --> 00:39:00,918 - Puglia ? ' PUQHQ, guys. 527 00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:04,793 The sea, paths, nature, art... 528 00:39:06,251 --> 00:39:08,918 but who gives a shit about nature and art. 529 00:39:09,168 --> 00:39:13,168 Path: we drive to Puglia, you pretend to set me free. 530 00:39:13,335 --> 00:39:15,043 As for the sea, 531 00:39:15,251 --> 00:39:18,668 pay my friend and he'll take you to Albania by boat. 532 00:39:19,543 --> 00:39:23,210 Stay there for a few years till things die down here 533 00:39:23,418 --> 00:39:24,710 and then you're free. 534 00:39:25,876 --> 00:39:28,251 We'll split the money. 535 00:39:28,876 --> 00:39:30,251 And good riddance. 536 00:39:34,585 --> 00:39:36,418 Think about it while I go poop. 537 00:39:46,043 --> 00:39:47,751 - Who fucks her first? - Evens. 538 00:39:47,960 --> 00:39:49,126 Odds. 539 00:39:50,418 --> 00:39:52,793 - Five, I win. - Okay. 540 00:39:53,793 --> 00:39:55,793 Come on, Leonardi... 541 00:40:03,335 --> 00:40:05,418 - Talent agent Leonardi. - It's Soledad. 542 00:40:05,626 --> 00:40:09,126 I'm pretending to be the hostage of a bank robber. 543 00:40:09,335 --> 00:40:11,585 We're on the run with another guy 544 00:40:11,793 --> 00:40:13,876 whose name I can't remember. 545 00:40:14,085 --> 00:40:18,168 Listen, I'll keep playing hostage with these dimwits, 546 00:40:18,376 --> 00:40:20,335 you call in all the media, 547 00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,751 "cinema star kidnapped by robbers". 548 00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:27,168 - Everyone's worried for her safety. - Sole, that's genius. 549 00:40:27,835 --> 00:40:31,335 Give me time to set it up and then with this exposure... 550 00:40:31,543 --> 00:40:35,210 contracts will be pouring in ! Trust your agent. 551 00:40:35,460 --> 00:40:37,876 Okay, but get me on Celebrity Island. 552 00:40:38,085 --> 00:40:40,460 Let's try to sell this story first. 553 00:40:40,668 --> 00:40:44,168 You might even end up starring in a film again. 554 00:40:44,376 --> 00:40:47,585 - Leave it to me. - Why do I hear gunshots ? 555 00:40:49,210 --> 00:40:53,210 - I'm on set with clients. - Clients, my foot. 556 00:40:53,460 --> 00:40:56,793 See you at noon tomorrow in Perugia's main square. 557 00:40:58,210 --> 00:41:00,585 - I'll be there. - You'd better be. Bye. 558 00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,376 Right on ! 559 00:41:10,501 --> 00:41:12,793 Gang of sleazebags ! 560 00:41:13,043 --> 00:41:14,626 Die 1 561 00:41:17,210 --> 00:41:21,043 If this is my last meal, I'm glad baby onions are involved. 562 00:41:24,710 --> 00:41:27,001 - Maybe she's right. - Huh ? 563 00:41:27,210 --> 00:41:31,376 We'll do what she says and wait till things die down. 564 00:41:31,543 --> 00:41:32,835 Or we die. 565 00:41:35,168 --> 00:41:36,626 - Trust her ? - No, you ? 566 00:41:36,835 --> 00:41:37,835 No. 567 00:41:38,668 --> 00:41:40,626 - Puglia ? - Puglia. 568 00:41:40,876 --> 00:41:41,918 OKaV - 569 00:41:47,751 --> 00:41:50,335 - You're that girl on TV ? - Yes. 570 00:41:51,001 --> 00:41:54,376 - And you're the bank robbers. - Indeed. 571 00:41:54,585 --> 00:41:56,376 He's just kidding. 572 00:41:57,835 --> 00:41:59,751 These are the bank robbers, 573 00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:01,793 and they kidnapped the dancer. 574 00:42:02,001 --> 00:42:04,335 - Good for them. - Actress. 575 00:42:04,793 --> 00:42:08,043 - Excuse me ? - They kidnapped an actress. 576 00:42:08,251 --> 00:42:10,376 Same difference. 577 00:42:10,585 --> 00:42:12,876 - Not really. - Good work. 578 00:42:13,085 --> 00:42:14,960 - You're on the run ? - Yes. 579 00:42:15,168 --> 00:42:17,001 No, you're mistaken. 580 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:19,710 You see, we... are not us. 581 00:42:20,585 --> 00:42:23,001 - Where are you off to ? - Far away. 582 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:26,043 - Copacabana ! - Good luck ! 583 00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:30,501 No need to pay, my brother just wants an autograph. 584 00:42:31,293 --> 00:42:32,460 Sure. 585 00:42:41,793 --> 00:42:44,168 Thanks,bye. 586 00:42:44,626 --> 00:42:46,460 Is this your place ? 587 00:42:46,668 --> 00:42:48,335 I wish. 588 00:42:55,376 --> 00:42:56,918 Now it is. 589 00:43:01,001 --> 00:43:02,751 - Thanks. - Thanks so much. 590 00:43:03,293 --> 00:43:05,960 - Good luck. - See you in Copacabana ! 591 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:12,293 They just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. 592 00:43:12,751 --> 00:43:16,335 Tell me where they are and we will sort everything out. 593 00:43:17,501 --> 00:43:20,876 But... we don't know. 594 00:43:21,418 --> 00:43:24,543 I believe that, but you know how to find them. 595 00:43:26,543 --> 00:43:28,251 We just want the money, 596 00:43:28,460 --> 00:43:31,293 we have no intention of hurting anyone. 597 00:43:31,501 --> 00:43:34,168 I'll leave you some for your troubles. 598 00:43:35,668 --> 00:43:38,168 Do you have kids, ma'am ? 599 00:43:41,918 --> 00:43:44,418 - That's not your business. - Right. 600 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:51,001 Would you sell your son ? 601 00:43:51,210 --> 00:43:53,001 For how much ? 602 00:43:54,335 --> 00:43:56,918 Yes, you would sell your son. 603 00:43:57,710 --> 00:43:59,543 We wouldn't. 604 00:44:01,918 --> 00:44:05,418 It's people like me who make the world go around 605 00:44:05,751 --> 00:44:08,751 and people like you get tossed once we're done with them. 606 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,210 We're in good company, we outnumber you. 607 00:44:16,751 --> 00:44:19,043 What a damn waste of time. 608 00:44:19,251 --> 00:44:21,293 Rambo, come with me. 609 00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:23,918 Rambo 2, you handle this. 610 00:44:24,126 --> 00:44:26,085 Gratuitous violence upsets me. 611 00:44:39,543 --> 00:44:41,210 Don't move. 612 00:45:14,710 --> 00:45:16,543 What a shitty life. 613 00:45:16,710 --> 00:45:18,585 You were too slow, sorry. 614 00:45:20,418 --> 00:45:23,376 Now ? What'll we do ? 615 00:45:32,001 --> 00:45:35,418 - He weighs a ton. - I'll help. 616 00:45:36,001 --> 00:45:39,001 - Hold on... What do I do ? - He weighs a ton. 617 00:45:41,210 --> 00:45:42,710 Will it work ? 618 00:45:44,418 --> 00:45:48,626 Sure, three sites online said it would work 619 00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:52,501 if you followed the tutorial, and we did, right? 620 00:45:52,710 --> 00:45:54,335 - Yes. - All right... 621 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:57,043 - Now ? ' Easy... 622 00:45:58,001 --> 00:45:59,168 Up! 623 00:46:00,001 --> 00:46:01,126 Heavy. 624 00:46:01,793 --> 00:46:04,543 Okay, nice and easy. 625 00:46:04,751 --> 00:46:07,168 Watch out for the acid. 626 00:46:07,418 --> 00:46:09,751 Drop him gently. 627 00:46:17,710 --> 00:46:20,085 Is he alive ? 628 00:46:20,251 --> 00:46:22,585 No, it's because of the acid. 629 00:46:22,793 --> 00:46:26,001 Like a lizard's tail, you know ? 630 00:46:26,460 --> 00:46:27,960 How awful. 631 00:46:29,126 --> 00:46:31,043 Truly awful. 632 00:46:32,418 --> 00:46:34,460 What should we do ? 633 00:46:37,126 --> 00:46:40,543 Pizza and a movie ? So we don't seem suspicious. 634 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,668 OKaV - 635 00:46:50,043 --> 00:46:52,168 - Hi. - They freed you ? 636 00:46:52,751 --> 00:46:55,793 - No, I sent them out shopping. - You okay ? 637 00:46:56,543 --> 00:46:58,710 Don't worry. ls the press release done ? 638 00:46:58,918 --> 00:47:01,668 I need to redo it... 639 00:47:01,876 --> 00:47:04,001 - Move your hand. - They'll read my lips. 640 00:47:04,210 --> 00:47:05,751 Who ? 641 00:47:06,543 --> 00:47:07,710 Look. 642 00:47:07,876 --> 00:47:09,543 BANK MANAGER FOUND DEAD 643 00:47:09,751 --> 00:47:12,876 Shit, they killed him. 644 00:47:13,626 --> 00:47:16,418 - Did you know him ? - I'm in deep shit. 645 00:47:17,585 --> 00:47:20,626 No, Sole, you're not in deep shit. 646 00:47:22,043 --> 00:47:24,501 This is your big break. 647 00:47:25,543 --> 00:47:29,418 Give me something good and I'll get you on the news tonight. 648 00:47:32,626 --> 00:47:34,168 OKaV - 649 00:47:34,335 --> 00:47:37,210 Don't do a thing till I say so, don't fuck up. 650 00:47:38,918 --> 00:47:41,043 Me ? I never fuck up ! 651 00:47:45,876 --> 00:47:47,418 It's her ! 652 00:47:47,626 --> 00:47:50,126 I love your music, can I get an autograph ? 653 00:47:50,335 --> 00:47:52,251 A Photo ! 654 00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:56,251 - Good job. - Huh ? 655 00:47:56,460 --> 00:47:58,793 For robbing the bank, those swines ! 656 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:00,835 Good luck ! 657 00:48:07,293 --> 00:48:11,126 Toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, face cream... 658 00:48:11,418 --> 00:48:12,668 About time ! 659 00:48:13,751 --> 00:48:17,043 Maxi pads... all of Soledad's shit ! 660 00:48:21,168 --> 00:48:23,001 Deodorant for me... 661 00:48:24,876 --> 00:48:27,210 and for you, you need it. 662 00:48:28,210 --> 00:48:30,418 - Never used it. - I can tell. 663 00:48:30,585 --> 00:48:32,876 I got food, beer, phones, and books. 664 00:48:33,168 --> 00:48:35,251 You look like a loser in this picture. 665 00:48:36,376 --> 00:48:38,585 Did you keep a low profile ? 666 00:48:38,751 --> 00:48:41,376 Three people recognized me, I took one photo, 667 00:48:41,543 --> 00:48:44,126 gave 100,000 euros to a cute cashier, 668 00:48:44,418 --> 00:48:47,293 and 100,000 to an old lady. I kept a low profile. 669 00:48:47,501 --> 00:48:49,960 Good. We'll leave when she gets back. 670 00:48:50,251 --> 00:48:52,335 - If she gets back. - Of course, you have the money. 671 00:48:52,543 --> 00:48:54,210 - Get in. - ls that an order ? 672 00:48:55,126 --> 00:49:00,293 No, but would you kindly get into this fucking car ? 673 00:49:01,585 --> 00:49:04,210 I'd rather not be with two losers like you, 674 00:49:04,835 --> 00:49:08,293 I would've chosen sharper, smarter people if I could've. 675 00:49:08,543 --> 00:49:12,085 Hey Marisol, you're not exactly the genius of the century. 676 00:49:15,501 --> 00:49:19,418 Listen, dimwit, I just got you a spot on a boat 677 00:49:19,668 --> 00:49:21,501 to Albania tomorrow at 4:00 PM. 678 00:49:22,085 --> 00:49:24,460 You have 28 hours to get me there. 679 00:49:24,710 --> 00:49:28,001 So until then, show some respect. Thanks. 680 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:31,168 Don't, I have a peeve with slaps... 681 00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:40,960 - You hit her ? - I warned her. 682 00:49:42,918 --> 00:49:44,543 50"')!- 683 00:49:45,210 --> 00:49:46,501 I didn't mean to. 684 00:49:47,043 --> 00:49:49,293 You didn't mean to rob the bank 685 00:49:49,876 --> 00:49:51,418 or hit her... 686 00:49:51,710 --> 00:49:55,376 before doing things you should stop and think. 687 00:49:56,376 --> 00:49:58,418 AP0l0gy accepted. 688 00:49:58,793 --> 00:50:02,126 Now open the door for me like fucking gentlemen. 689 00:50:08,043 --> 00:50:10,085 Why do you keeping giving our money away ? 690 00:50:12,835 --> 00:50:15,001 Because we're the good guys. 691 00:50:54,876 --> 00:50:56,293 What the fuck ? 692 00:51:02,210 --> 00:51:04,126 Who the fuck are they ? 693 00:51:09,668 --> 00:51:12,126 What's the hell is going on ? 694 00:51:12,335 --> 00:51:14,043 I knew it, it's over now. 695 00:51:14,585 --> 00:51:17,001 You dumbasses got caught, 696 00:51:17,210 --> 00:51:19,460 you can't even fucking escape. 697 00:51:19,668 --> 00:51:21,626 Shut up! 698 00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:28,251 Silence, please. 699 00:51:32,626 --> 00:51:34,835 BB'S ENTIRE LIFE AGE 26 700 00:52:17,001 --> 00:52:19,126 Drive or I'll kill you. 701 00:52:25,126 --> 00:52:27,126 Damn, it jammed. 702 00:52:44,751 --> 00:52:45,876 Fucking hell ! 703 00:52:49,335 --> 00:52:51,543 Oh God, we're gonna die ! 704 00:53:11,376 --> 00:53:12,668 Yes ! 705 00:53:26,168 --> 00:53:28,126 It's all over now. 706 00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:30,126 We're safe. 707 00:53:31,710 --> 00:53:33,835 You think I did all of this... 708 00:53:34,876 --> 00:53:37,418 just to get on the front page, right? 709 00:53:37,626 --> 00:53:39,043 Right. 710 00:53:39,251 --> 00:53:40,876 You are right. 711 00:53:42,710 --> 00:53:45,210 Feel better now that you admitted it ? 712 00:53:46,918 --> 00:53:48,543 My life... 713 00:53:49,585 --> 00:53:51,418 is a failure. 714 00:53:51,585 --> 00:53:54,793 Ours too, but we're not making a scene over it. 715 00:53:56,210 --> 00:53:58,543 I was Italy's child prodigy. 716 00:54:01,543 --> 00:54:03,751 But not for long and... 717 00:54:04,543 --> 00:54:07,210 I never did anything truly special. 718 00:54:08,710 --> 00:54:11,710 Then you're told that talent isn't enough, 719 00:54:13,335 --> 00:54:15,501 you need to do anything you can. 720 00:54:18,210 --> 00:54:20,085 If you want to know... 721 00:54:21,251 --> 00:54:23,460 I let everyone fuck me. 722 00:54:24,751 --> 00:54:26,710 - I didn't want to know. - I did. 723 00:54:26,918 --> 00:54:28,585 Everyone ! 724 00:54:29,793 --> 00:54:33,293 And I messed that up too, lame producers, 725 00:54:35,126 --> 00:54:38,001 directors who didn't direct, two-bit agents... 726 00:54:39,251 --> 00:54:40,960 Online... 727 00:54:42,043 --> 00:54:45,251 there's a video of me blowing a scriptwriter. 728 00:54:47,335 --> 00:54:49,960 A scriptwriter, how pathetic is that ? 729 00:54:50,168 --> 00:54:51,293 VBW- 730 00:54:53,251 --> 00:54:55,793 When the iPhone 8 comes out, 731 00:54:56,085 --> 00:54:58,043 who wants the iPhone 5 ? 732 00:54:58,251 --> 00:55:00,835 Nobody, but what the fuck does that mean ? 733 00:55:01,043 --> 00:55:03,085 I'm 23, 734 00:55:03,543 --> 00:55:05,876 I'm old, nobody wants me. 735 00:55:07,085 --> 00:55:11,585 Everyone wants a 17-year-old slut from the Disney Channel. 736 00:55:12,210 --> 00:55:15,043 Know how many followers she has on lnstagram ? 737 00:55:17,168 --> 00:55:19,085 Way more than me ! 738 00:55:19,293 --> 00:55:21,168 Way more ! 739 00:55:24,626 --> 00:55:26,668 I'm the iPhone 5. 740 00:55:31,418 --> 00:55:34,668 And this was supposed to be my big break. 741 00:55:36,376 --> 00:55:39,751 But I'm in deep shit like I've never been before. 742 00:55:41,793 --> 00:55:44,418 And it's all your fault. 743 00:55:45,668 --> 00:55:50,751 You dragged me into this shitty story ! 744 00:55:51,585 --> 00:55:53,751 You assholes ! 745 00:55:54,418 --> 00:55:56,251 Leave me alone ! 746 00:55:56,501 --> 00:55:59,126 Get this nutcase off of me ! 747 00:55:59,501 --> 00:56:01,543 A fence ! 748 00:56:16,168 --> 00:56:17,668 Qkay... 749 00:56:18,793 --> 00:56:22,085 I'm going to get out and we'll part ways here. 750 00:56:23,501 --> 00:56:26,126 - Goodbye. - I wouldn't if I were you. 751 00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:28,251 No? 752 00:56:28,460 --> 00:56:30,251 Watch me... 753 00:56:38,043 --> 00:56:40,043 Let's get out. 754 00:56:47,668 --> 00:56:49,126 I want to die. 755 00:56:49,376 --> 00:56:52,460 Nice mansion, bet we'll find a car to steal... Come on. 756 00:56:52,668 --> 00:56:54,001 Damn you. 757 00:56:58,418 --> 00:57:00,085 Not bad. 758 00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:07,126 Anyone here ? 759 00:57:10,126 --> 00:57:12,918 Anyone here ? 760 00:57:15,001 --> 00:57:16,960 No, nobody's here. 761 00:57:19,418 --> 00:57:22,085 I want to get wasted like there's no tomorrow. 762 00:57:22,293 --> 00:57:23,585 Me first. 763 00:57:36,251 --> 00:57:38,335 I'll go find the bathroom. 764 00:57:41,710 --> 00:57:43,543 Where are we ? 765 00:57:46,168 --> 00:57:47,918 In a mansion, I'd say. 766 00:57:49,085 --> 00:57:51,501 - Perceptive. - I'll go find some food. 767 00:58:25,543 --> 00:58:29,460 Guys, I'm still hung over but for tonight I want to be... 768 00:58:30,585 --> 00:58:32,418 a princess. 769 00:58:35,168 --> 00:58:36,793 Guys I 770 00:58:48,710 --> 00:58:50,335 Rossi ! 771 00:58:53,751 --> 00:58:55,168 BB! 772 00:59:11,751 --> 00:59:13,585 What are you doing ? 773 00:59:14,210 --> 00:59:17,085 We're watching your blowjob video. 774 00:59:21,543 --> 00:59:23,460 How was it ? 775 00:59:25,210 --> 00:59:27,335 - Not bad. - Not bad. 776 00:59:29,376 --> 00:59:31,085 Thanks. 777 00:59:46,293 --> 00:59:48,668 I thought you'd left. 778 00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:51,126 Left for where ? We're out of ideas. 779 00:59:53,085 --> 00:59:54,876 To Albania... 780 00:59:55,085 --> 00:59:57,126 the land of opportunity. 781 00:59:58,835 --> 01:00:01,460 Vloré, Durrés, Tirana... 782 01:00:01,876 --> 01:00:03,876 what amazing places. 783 01:00:04,251 --> 01:00:06,085 Have you been ? 784 01:00:06,251 --> 01:00:08,168 No, but... 785 01:00:10,043 --> 01:00:12,626 - That stuff... - You know ? 786 01:00:13,001 --> 01:00:14,668 - That stuff. - You know ! 787 01:00:21,793 --> 01:00:23,751 It's not too bad here. 788 01:00:26,085 --> 01:00:27,460 No. 789 01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:32,543 Since we'll probably die tomorrow... 790 01:00:35,543 --> 01:00:38,126 it's not so bad being here with you. 791 01:00:48,043 --> 01:00:50,085 I want to make love. 792 01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:06,085 With you both. 793 01:01:45,043 --> 01:01:46,293 Sole... 794 01:01:46,501 --> 01:01:48,751 Sole, shit's gone wrong. 795 01:01:50,918 --> 01:01:54,168 Sorry, didn't mean to disturb your sleep. 796 01:01:58,626 --> 01:02:01,168 I didn't think it would be this easy. 797 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:06,710 But that's life, things are never what you think, right? 798 01:02:07,210 --> 01:02:09,210 Fucking right. 799 01:02:10,501 --> 01:02:13,043 Now we'll wait for my boss. 800 01:02:13,835 --> 01:02:17,376 You might want to get ready before she arrives. 801 01:02:20,585 --> 01:02:23,710 Because last time I saw her 802 01:02:26,710 --> 01:02:29,168 she was really pissed at you. 803 01:02:33,001 --> 01:02:36,043 I have a simple question for you: 804 01:02:37,001 --> 01:02:40,001 where's the money ? 805 01:02:42,835 --> 01:02:44,751 Where's the money ? 806 01:02:46,918 --> 01:02:49,543 Need some time to think it over ? 807 01:02:49,793 --> 01:02:52,085 Give me a more precise answer. 808 01:02:59,793 --> 01:03:02,710 Can you do me a favor and turn the TV on ? 809 01:03:06,460 --> 01:03:07,501 The TV ? 810 01:03:07,710 --> 01:03:10,960 Yes, they show cool documentaries at this time of night, 811 01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:14,085 those slow ones with an old voice-over... 812 01:03:14,376 --> 01:03:15,876 they help me think. 813 01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:18,793 So I can remember where the money is. 814 01:03:30,543 --> 01:03:34,626 Forget the TV, I'll make you tell me where the money is. 815 01:03:37,543 --> 01:03:40,793 But those documentaries are pretty cool... 816 01:03:42,043 --> 01:03:45,251 I once saw one about the Tasmanian devil. 817 01:03:45,668 --> 01:03:48,835 A marsupial that lives in Australia, 818 01:03:49,001 --> 01:03:52,376 it's small, like a poodle with rat fur. 819 01:03:54,293 --> 01:03:56,668 But it's more vicious than a tiger. 820 01:03:57,376 --> 01:04:00,918 Know what's special about it ? Its hunting technique. 821 01:04:01,085 --> 01:04:04,251 Its favorite prey are koalas. 822 01:04:05,585 --> 01:04:07,668 It approaches silently 823 01:04:07,835 --> 01:04:09,626 and with a leap... 824 01:04:10,668 --> 01:04:13,043 grabs it by the neck with its teeth. 825 01:04:13,335 --> 01:04:15,960 Then what does it do ? It fucks it. 826 01:04:19,751 --> 01:04:22,960 The best part is, when it's about to have an orgasm... 827 01:04:28,210 --> 01:04:31,251 the Tasmanian devil sinks its teeth into its neck 828 01:04:31,418 --> 01:04:33,251 and kills it. 829 01:04:33,418 --> 01:04:35,751 Did this help refresh your memory ? 830 01:04:36,626 --> 01:04:38,043 No? 831 01:04:38,585 --> 01:04:41,668 You're going to force me to play Tasmanian devil. 832 01:04:45,335 --> 01:04:47,210 Fuck you g 833 01:04:48,543 --> 01:04:49,626 Come on. 834 01:04:50,460 --> 01:04:52,418 Quick, quick ! 835 01:04:54,085 --> 01:04:55,335 I'll kill you all. 836 01:04:55,668 --> 01:04:57,168 Do it, Rossi. 837 01:04:58,585 --> 01:05:01,376 - One more and then we'll go. - Let me. 838 01:05:07,835 --> 01:05:10,960 - That hurts. - It's hard to knock someone out. 839 01:05:11,168 --> 01:05:16,085 You're wasting time, hit him here, at the base of the neck. 840 01:05:16,293 --> 01:05:19,418 - Who the fuck are you ? - Hi, Sole's agent. 841 01:05:19,918 --> 01:05:23,085 He's right, hit him hard at the base of the neck. 842 01:05:26,751 --> 01:05:30,168 No, harder, like when a doctor taps your knee. 843 01:05:30,335 --> 01:05:32,793 I know, I am trying. 844 01:05:33,001 --> 01:05:36,001 - Don't use that tone with me. - I'm trying, damn it! 845 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,210 Enough, just kill me! 846 01:05:41,418 --> 01:05:43,960 - You're useless, let me. - Kill me ! 847 01:05:51,210 --> 01:05:52,668 Shit... 848 01:05:52,876 --> 01:05:54,710 Enough... 849 01:05:55,210 --> 01:05:57,876 You need to cooperate here... Neck straight. 850 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:00,210 Enough! 851 01:06:04,876 --> 01:06:06,251 - Enough 'Again ! 852 01:06:10,335 --> 01:06:13,418 Listen, we've gotta go, buddy. 853 01:06:13,626 --> 01:06:17,460 We'll lock you in the bathroom, someone will let you out. 854 01:06:38,043 --> 01:06:39,710 - What the... - How'd they find us ? 855 01:06:40,626 --> 01:06:42,251 I don't know. 856 01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:45,501 He didn't find us by chance, who'd you talk to ? 857 01:06:45,668 --> 01:06:47,626 I didn't talk to anybody. 858 01:06:54,626 --> 01:06:56,460 I asked a fucking question. 859 01:06:56,668 --> 01:06:58,585 I didn't talk to anybody. 860 01:07:00,043 --> 01:07:04,251 I swear to God, the Virgin Mary, Saint Pio. I didn't talk to anybody. 861 01:07:07,418 --> 01:07:10,251 I told a cop where you were so they'd come arrest you 862 01:07:10,460 --> 01:07:12,626 and I'd post it live on lnstagram. 863 01:07:12,793 --> 01:07:15,876 I even found a sponsor, tons of money for me. 864 01:07:16,710 --> 01:07:18,710 - Did you know ? - She didn't. 865 01:07:19,418 --> 01:07:21,043 Sorry, Sole. 866 01:07:21,876 --> 01:07:25,085 I thought it would be a good idea, for publicity. 867 01:07:26,751 --> 01:07:30,418 Quit pointing that smokepole at me and I'll tell all. 868 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,001 LEONARDI'S STORY 869 01:07:50,918 --> 01:07:53,876 You won't get my scalp, not today ! 870 01:07:55,585 --> 01:07:58,335 I'm Billy the Kid ! 871 01:07:59,126 --> 01:08:01,418 I'm a self-made man. 872 01:08:01,876 --> 01:08:05,001 My first job was dying, as Billy the Kid. 873 01:08:06,585 --> 01:08:08,710 I was the best, a pro shooter. 874 01:08:10,376 --> 01:08:13,960 Kids went crazy for me, I was the best around. 875 01:08:14,168 --> 01:08:16,210 War cry, Native Americans ! 876 01:08:16,418 --> 01:08:19,793 Then they decided to do a pirate show instead, 877 01:08:20,001 --> 01:08:22,960 and since I suck at being a pirate, I got fired. 878 01:08:23,793 --> 01:08:28,168 I had contacts so I started being an agent for clubs, shows... 879 01:08:28,751 --> 01:08:32,543 until one day I met Soledad, who had no work either. 880 01:08:34,168 --> 01:08:37,210 I sent her book to casting directors but they said... 881 01:08:37,418 --> 01:08:40,335 they wanted new, fresh, younger faces. 882 01:08:41,835 --> 01:08:45,418 I always believed she could be number one again, 883 01:08:47,168 --> 01:08:50,085 but things don't always work out as planned. 884 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:56,585 Out of desperation, I told the police everything. 885 01:09:03,668 --> 01:09:07,085 - Police agent. - Talent agent Leonardi. 886 01:09:07,376 --> 01:09:10,210 But that fucking police agent 887 01:09:10,876 --> 01:09:12,835 wasn't a real cop. 888 01:09:13,460 --> 01:09:15,960 But don't hurt them. 889 01:09:19,210 --> 01:09:21,668 They screwed me, I'm a dumbass. 890 01:09:22,293 --> 01:09:23,585 Yep... 891 01:09:26,085 --> 01:09:28,168 How fucking embarrassing... 892 01:09:29,710 --> 01:09:32,501 but I did it all in good faith. 893 01:09:34,293 --> 01:09:37,585 Leonardi, in good faith... fuck you ! 894 01:09:41,418 --> 01:09:42,918 Let's go. 895 01:09:45,210 --> 01:09:46,168 Move. 896 01:09:58,668 --> 01:10:00,668 Leonardi, get in. 897 01:10:01,710 --> 01:10:02,710 Thanks. 898 01:10:03,251 --> 01:10:06,251 Typical punishment from Elena Castiglioni 899 01:10:06,460 --> 01:10:09,001 when you really piss her off. 900 01:10:11,751 --> 01:10:12,876 What a woman. 901 01:10:13,043 --> 01:10:15,168 Rambo learned his lesson this time. 902 01:10:15,335 --> 01:10:18,251 - She chopped him to pieces ! - Lots of pieces! 903 01:10:20,085 --> 01:10:22,876 To be precise, there are 27 pieces 904 01:10:23,043 --> 01:10:26,376 made with a circular saw or alternative saw. 905 01:10:27,001 --> 01:10:29,210 We've reassembled him like this, roughly. 906 01:10:29,418 --> 01:10:32,460 If you want more precision, call Ravensburger Puzzles. 907 01:10:33,960 --> 01:10:34,960 Funny! 908 01:10:35,585 --> 01:10:38,793 - It's not funny. - No, it's not. Sorry. 909 01:10:39,585 --> 01:10:42,835 Anyway, I'm Detective Vanzetti, Forensics. 910 01:10:44,043 --> 01:10:46,543 - Captain Greppi. - Enchanté. 911 01:10:46,710 --> 01:10:49,960 His name was Domenico Rambelli, AKA Rambo. 912 01:10:50,376 --> 01:10:52,085 - Witnesses ? - Neighbors. 913 01:10:52,251 --> 01:10:55,126 - They saw the guys and the singer. - Dancer. 914 01:10:55,293 --> 01:10:57,876 - Isn't she an escort ? - Butt out ! 915 01:10:58,043 --> 01:11:01,918 - Gladly. - Boss, I've made a major discovery. 916 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:06,668 Found this in the fridge. With an ear and 10-year-old yogurt. 917 01:11:06,876 --> 01:11:08,918 - So? - It's still good ! 918 01:11:09,793 --> 01:11:12,210 Please, give that to me. 919 01:11:15,460 --> 01:11:18,543 Let's get into his phone 920 01:11:18,751 --> 01:11:23,418 and see who he was messaging and calling. 921 01:11:28,085 --> 01:11:30,293 Let's take a group selfie. 922 01:11:40,835 --> 01:11:43,126 Know where Gabriel Garcia Marquez was born ? 923 01:11:43,335 --> 01:11:45,376 - Colombia. - What city ? 924 01:11:47,043 --> 01:11:49,626 - Don't know. - Aracataca. 925 01:11:50,460 --> 01:11:51,626 So? 926 01:11:52,043 --> 01:11:54,460 "Cien afios de soledad". 927 01:11:56,501 --> 01:12:00,251 Sorry about what happened before, for real. 928 01:12:01,460 --> 01:12:05,293 But offers are pouring in for appearances, radio shows, events... 929 01:12:05,585 --> 01:12:07,085 TV... 930 01:12:12,126 --> 01:12:13,751 - What's that ? - "Clang". 931 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:16,126 Yes, but what was it ? 932 01:12:17,085 --> 01:12:18,501 It was a "clang". 933 01:12:27,543 --> 01:12:30,460 - Smoke's not good, is it? - No. 934 01:12:31,835 --> 01:12:33,585 Can it be repaired ? 935 01:12:35,335 --> 01:12:38,918 It's just the fan belt, we'll make it to the next rest area. 936 01:12:42,001 --> 01:12:43,793 Are you sure ? 937 01:12:44,001 --> 01:12:46,001 - I'm sure. - Let's go. 938 01:12:46,793 --> 01:12:48,876 Almost there. 939 01:12:53,293 --> 01:12:55,376 Go, it's downhill. 940 01:12:57,126 --> 01:12:58,251 Turn ! 941 01:12:58,460 --> 01:12:59,668 Turn it off. 942 01:13:01,126 --> 01:13:04,710 The boat guy has to leave sooner, in four hours. 943 01:13:06,585 --> 01:13:07,585 Shit! 944 01:13:07,793 --> 01:13:09,918 I could quickly fix it with spare parts. 945 01:13:10,126 --> 01:13:12,626 I saw an auto shop, what do you need ? 946 01:13:12,835 --> 01:13:15,210 I love you, BB. 947 01:13:15,418 --> 01:13:19,251 A fan belt, a set of wrenches, and coolant. 948 01:13:19,460 --> 01:13:22,501 - Got it. - I'll try to loosen the pulley. 949 01:13:25,168 --> 01:13:28,043 Isn't it quicker to steal another one ? 950 01:13:28,251 --> 01:13:31,001 First, let's avoid getting caught for theft now, 951 01:13:31,210 --> 01:13:33,418 second, piss off. 952 01:13:35,001 --> 01:13:37,543 Fine, I'll piss off 953 01:13:37,751 --> 01:13:41,418 but I'm in negotiations to get you on Idol as judges. 954 01:13:41,626 --> 01:13:44,460 I personally spoke to... I'll go use the bathroom. 955 01:13:51,251 --> 01:13:53,668 - Can you help ? - I don't want to sweat. 956 01:13:57,293 --> 01:14:00,793 Right. What do you need ? 957 01:14:01,001 --> 01:14:04,293 Stay here, pass me the wrench when I need it. 958 01:14:06,751 --> 01:14:08,126 I'm your assistant. 959 01:14:14,251 --> 01:14:17,918 We have to go here, Santa Maria di Leuca... 960 01:14:19,418 --> 01:14:22,960 So we go toward Casagrande... 961 01:14:38,418 --> 01:14:39,460 - Time ? - 10. 962 01:14:39,668 --> 01:14:42,585 27 minutes ! Rossi rules ! 963 01:14:43,835 --> 01:14:46,668 - Breakfast ? - I'm going to rest. 964 01:14:55,043 --> 01:14:59,168 I remember her, what's her name ? Sole something... 965 01:14:59,418 --> 01:15:03,376 I remember her from primary school, she was going to be a star, it seemed. 966 01:15:04,168 --> 01:15:06,668 She wasn't bad either... 967 01:15:07,376 --> 01:15:10,876 I saw her on the news, poor thing, what a terrible business. 968 01:15:10,876 --> 01:15:12,543 What's she doing now? 969 01:15:12,793 --> 01:15:15,460 Fuck that bitch ! 970 01:15:16,043 --> 01:15:18,085 - Bathroom break. - What do you want? 971 01:15:18,335 --> 01:15:21,251 Anything, but make sure it's savory. 972 01:15:29,376 --> 01:15:30,960 Hi. 973 01:15:31,918 --> 01:15:34,418 Can you give me a coin ? 974 01:15:35,335 --> 01:15:36,543 Sure. 975 01:15:37,501 --> 01:15:38,751 Here. 976 01:15:42,835 --> 01:15:45,085 Say "good luck", magic girl. 977 01:15:46,501 --> 01:15:48,626 Good luck, good man. 978 01:16:28,168 --> 01:16:29,835 Thanks. 979 01:16:35,293 --> 01:16:39,043 Mom always told me to watch out for rest area bathrooms. 980 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,876 - Sole, run ! - Everyone get out ! 981 01:16:47,210 --> 01:16:48,335 Help ! Rossi ! 982 01:16:54,543 --> 01:16:56,251 Get out ! 983 01:17:01,043 --> 01:17:04,210 - Where's the money ? - Shit, shit... 984 01:17:06,710 --> 01:17:09,043 Are you with the IRS ? 985 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:12,835 Where's the money ? 986 01:17:13,043 --> 01:17:16,126 I deposited it in Switzerland because Italian banks... 987 01:17:19,293 --> 01:17:21,668 No, wait, I'll tell you. 988 01:17:21,918 --> 01:17:24,001 I'll tell you where it is... 989 01:17:24,626 --> 01:17:27,585 I invested it in a start-up called Bite Me ! 990 01:17:41,710 --> 01:17:43,876 Sleep, BB, sleep. 991 01:17:44,585 --> 01:17:46,501 You're missing out... 992 01:17:51,043 --> 01:17:52,043 Sole ! 993 01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:59,418 Darling girl... 994 01:17:59,626 --> 01:18:02,418 screwing me over, of all people ? 995 01:18:03,168 --> 01:18:07,168 I've never been screwed by anyone but Rambo and Rambo 2... 996 01:18:09,793 --> 01:18:12,043 May they rest in peace. 997 01:18:12,585 --> 01:18:15,668 Of all people... I treated you like a daughter. 998 01:18:17,335 --> 01:18:19,585 Daughter, my ass. 999 01:18:23,043 --> 01:18:25,668 We'll deal with her later, no rush. 1000 01:18:25,960 --> 01:18:29,626 It will be the saddest and worst thing in my life. 1001 01:18:52,376 --> 01:18:55,418 What the fuck am I doing ? 1002 01:19:03,251 --> 01:19:05,460 Billy the Kid... 1003 01:19:06,793 --> 01:19:08,626 I'm Billy the Kid. 1004 01:19:10,626 --> 01:19:12,501 Where's the money, kid ? 1005 01:19:16,501 --> 01:19:20,418 I don't have time to waste, I'm already annoyed enough. 1006 01:19:20,710 --> 01:19:22,418 Tell me or I'll kill you. 1007 01:19:23,126 --> 01:19:25,626 Hurry up and get it over with. 1008 01:19:28,126 --> 01:19:30,501 Fine, as you wish. 1009 01:19:30,710 --> 01:19:34,168 Take care of the girl and deal with this idiot. 1010 01:20:42,335 --> 01:20:46,251 For your information, the money is in the car, lady. 1011 01:20:47,710 --> 01:20:49,085 Fuck the money. 1012 01:21:08,418 --> 01:21:10,751 Nobody move or I'll kill her! 1013 01:21:12,751 --> 01:21:14,960 Rossi, stay calm. 1014 01:21:15,168 --> 01:21:19,835 We know what happened, it's best if you surrender. 1015 01:21:20,043 --> 01:21:22,460 Don't move ! Give me the keys. 1016 01:21:23,126 --> 01:21:24,668 - Oh shit... - Keys ! 1017 01:21:24,668 --> 01:21:25,668 I can't find them. 1018 01:21:25,876 --> 01:21:29,293 - What do you mean ? - They're in the trunk. 1019 01:21:29,501 --> 01:21:30,918 Move ! 1020 01:21:33,293 --> 01:21:35,918 - What the fuck ! - Sorry ! 1021 01:21:43,793 --> 01:21:45,335 What the hell ?! 1022 01:21:45,543 --> 01:21:49,376 They don't belong in jail but in an insane asylum. 1023 01:21:49,585 --> 01:21:50,793 Quit laughing. 1024 01:21:52,043 --> 01:21:53,460 Breathe. 1025 01:22:00,668 --> 01:22:04,251 Get the keys ! Nobody move, stay still. 1026 01:22:05,418 --> 01:22:06,835 Don't move ! 1027 01:22:08,001 --> 01:22:10,085 Go, everyone in their cars. 1028 01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:12,918 Come on, let them through. 1029 01:22:13,126 --> 01:22:16,210 What the fuck are you doing ? 1030 01:22:16,376 --> 01:22:19,085 Go, move it ! 1031 01:22:19,293 --> 01:22:20,710 Quickly ! 1032 01:22:23,668 --> 01:22:25,376 Captain, look who's here. 1033 01:22:36,085 --> 01:22:38,126 Mrs. Castiglioni... 1034 01:22:39,418 --> 01:22:41,668 I've been dying to meet you. 1035 01:22:41,876 --> 01:22:44,668 You're mistaken, I was here by chance. 1036 01:22:48,251 --> 01:22:50,043 Married ? 1037 01:22:51,501 --> 01:22:52,460 No. 1038 01:22:54,126 --> 01:22:55,460 Engaged ? 1039 01:22:56,585 --> 01:22:59,626 - Is this an interrogation ? - Just curious. 1040 01:23:00,043 --> 01:23:04,168 Let's have dinner tonight so you can tell me everything. 1041 01:23:05,210 --> 01:23:07,710 I have to go now, unfortunately. 1042 01:23:15,918 --> 01:23:17,793 This is hashish. 1043 01:23:18,126 --> 01:23:19,793 No kidding ? 1044 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:41,126 Captain ! 1045 01:23:41,335 --> 01:23:44,251 - I know where they're going. - Where ? 1046 01:23:45,918 --> 01:23:48,793 I found a map with this route. 1047 01:23:49,293 --> 01:23:51,751 Good job, you're good. 1048 01:23:52,626 --> 01:23:54,126 Know what you are ? 1049 01:23:56,001 --> 01:23:59,001 - What are we ? - A major disappointment. Leave. 1050 01:23:59,210 --> 01:24:01,043 - Come on. - Let's go. 1051 01:24:05,335 --> 01:24:07,501 It's just us, boss. 1052 01:24:10,168 --> 01:24:12,501 Those kids are starting to piss me off. 1053 01:24:14,710 --> 01:24:16,960 Let's call in the sharpshooters. 1054 01:24:19,960 --> 01:24:25,168 Son of a fucking rotten bitch, you almost killed me, dickhead ! 1055 01:24:25,376 --> 01:24:27,126 I said sorry ! 1056 01:24:27,335 --> 01:24:31,043 Fuck sorry ! Only a dickhead would shoot like that. 1057 01:24:31,251 --> 01:24:33,751 Whatever, Sleeping Beauty ! 1058 01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:37,085 Guys, enough already. What the fuck should we do ? 1059 01:24:37,293 --> 01:24:39,043 I don't know. 1060 01:24:39,251 --> 01:24:43,376 - We need a solution now. - I know, thanks. Give me a sec. 1061 01:24:43,585 --> 01:24:46,460 - Now ! - Quit fucking screaming. 1062 01:24:46,668 --> 01:24:50,126 We're catching fire, you shot the gas tank. 1063 01:24:51,918 --> 01:24:54,085 My best friend's a moron. 1064 01:24:54,293 --> 01:24:56,418 Rossi, you're a moron. 1065 01:24:58,710 --> 01:25:00,793 The money ! 1066 01:25:01,043 --> 01:25:03,376 Go put it out ! 1067 01:25:08,251 --> 01:25:10,376 We need a solution. 1068 01:25:11,168 --> 01:25:12,501 Go, BB ! 1069 01:25:17,918 --> 01:25:19,460 There's a fountain. 1070 01:25:26,918 --> 01:25:28,126 Get out. 1071 01:25:29,418 --> 01:25:31,126 If she moves, kill her. 1072 01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:35,251 Come near and I will blow this bitch's head off. 1073 01:25:35,460 --> 01:25:37,876 We're not afraid of you. 1074 01:25:40,585 --> 01:25:42,043 Get in ! 1075 01:25:42,251 --> 01:25:43,460 Give me. 1076 01:25:45,001 --> 01:25:47,001 Don't move ! 1077 01:25:48,126 --> 01:25:50,585 Relax, we're the good guys. 1078 01:25:54,918 --> 01:25:56,835 Let's go g 1079 01:26:04,001 --> 01:26:06,668 Go, fucking drive ! 1080 01:26:11,168 --> 01:26:13,960 - Step on it ! - The car's done for. 1081 01:26:14,501 --> 01:26:18,126 - Should we surrender ? - We came all this way to surrender ? 1082 01:26:20,543 --> 01:26:22,001 No. 1083 01:26:22,335 --> 01:26:24,043 Hell no. 1084 01:26:24,251 --> 01:26:25,585 No. 1085 01:26:28,501 --> 01:26:31,043 There will be no surrendering today. 1086 01:26:33,335 --> 01:26:37,210 Darling Sole, the moment of truth has arrived. 1087 01:26:38,918 --> 01:26:41,418 - The whole truth ? - Nothing but the truth. 1088 01:26:44,918 --> 01:26:47,085 I'm not used to this. 1089 01:26:47,751 --> 01:26:48,918 THE TRUTH 1090 01:26:49,126 --> 01:26:53,460 At one point I realized that my moment in the sun was gone, 1091 01:26:54,335 --> 01:26:57,001 that I'd had my chance but flopped. 1092 01:26:57,210 --> 01:27:00,210 So I decided to take another route. 1093 01:27:00,918 --> 01:27:04,043 Take this envelope and transport it outside of Italy. 1094 01:27:04,460 --> 01:27:06,835 Here's a map, that's all. 1095 01:27:08,501 --> 01:27:11,293 The agreement was I'd transport that bag only. 1096 01:27:11,501 --> 01:27:13,251 The agreement... 1097 01:27:14,168 --> 01:27:15,710 changed. 1098 01:27:17,335 --> 01:27:21,418 Don't fuck with me, I want my money now. 1099 01:27:21,835 --> 01:27:23,543 Calm down, miss. 1100 01:27:23,710 --> 01:27:26,501 - The ATM's outside. - Give me what's mine. 1101 01:27:26,668 --> 01:27:29,626 - In a normal country... - Come to my office. 1102 01:27:29,793 --> 01:27:32,835 - People don't realize... - That wasn't our agreement. 1103 01:27:33,001 --> 01:27:35,126 - Stop yelling. - I'll yell all I want. 1104 01:27:35,335 --> 01:27:37,335 And I started before you, moron. 1105 01:27:37,543 --> 01:27:41,210 I can't even say I'm ashamed, I've had no shame for years. 1106 01:27:43,543 --> 01:27:46,960 When I saw you, I thought I could keep the money. 1107 01:27:47,168 --> 01:27:48,501 The bags. 1108 01:27:48,668 --> 01:27:51,960 You'd take the blame and I could start anew. 1109 01:27:52,918 --> 01:27:54,501 I underestimated 1110 01:27:54,960 --> 01:27:57,126 me, you guys, the situation... 1111 01:27:58,335 --> 01:28:00,585 Now I just want this all to be over... 1112 01:28:04,418 --> 01:28:06,085 That's the truth. 1113 01:28:08,335 --> 01:28:11,793 I know, it's pretty ugly but that's it. 1114 01:28:13,543 --> 01:28:17,668 Maybe it's best to say to hell with truth at times. 1115 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:22,376 Schopenhauen More or less Schopenhauer. 1116 01:28:22,710 --> 01:28:24,876 - How much longer to the port ? - 30 minutes. 1117 01:28:25,085 --> 01:28:27,710 We can still catch that boat, theoretically. 1118 01:28:27,918 --> 01:28:30,168 We're fucked, in actuality. 1119 01:28:31,293 --> 01:28:33,251 I'll call home. 1120 01:28:42,668 --> 01:28:45,043 Bartolomeo... how are you ? 1121 01:28:45,251 --> 01:28:47,376 I'm fine, we're fine. 1122 01:28:49,418 --> 01:28:51,293 We're alive. 1123 01:28:51,460 --> 01:28:54,085 - And you ? - We're alive too. Where are you ? 1124 01:28:54,251 --> 01:28:57,210 - Up shit creek. - Meaning ? 1125 01:28:57,376 --> 01:28:58,710 Our car's burnt, 1126 01:28:58,876 --> 01:29:01,960 and we're being chased by a dozen rabid police. 1127 01:29:02,168 --> 01:29:05,876 You are up shit creek. We have to do something. 1128 01:29:06,710 --> 01:29:10,460 I just wanted to say I love you, give mom a kiss... 1129 01:29:10,626 --> 01:29:14,793 We love you too, now tell me where you are going. 1130 01:29:14,960 --> 01:29:16,126 Why '2 1131 01:29:16,335 --> 01:29:20,668 I may be an unemployed 60-year-old but I still have brains. 1132 01:29:20,835 --> 01:29:22,918 Now I'll get the computer, 1133 01:29:23,085 --> 01:29:26,460 give me the details without being a pain in the ass. 1134 01:29:26,626 --> 01:29:29,210 Try to buy some time. 1135 01:29:29,418 --> 01:29:31,335 Okay, dad. 1136 01:29:32,418 --> 01:29:35,418 - What do you need ? - Bartolomeo, trust me. 1137 01:29:35,668 --> 01:29:38,626 - Pass me Rossi. - Mr. Cesco. 1138 01:29:40,501 --> 01:29:43,085 Yes, we could use a hand. 1139 01:29:43,251 --> 01:29:45,543 Where are you and where are you going ? 1140 01:29:52,835 --> 01:29:56,501 Through me you pass into the city of woe, into eternal pain. 1141 01:30:01,418 --> 01:30:03,710 Through me among the people lost for aye, 1142 01:30:04,626 --> 01:30:06,793 justice the founder of my fabric moved. 1143 01:30:09,376 --> 01:30:11,835 To rear me was the task of Power divine... 1144 01:30:12,710 --> 01:30:14,585 supremest Wisdom, and primeval Love. 1145 01:30:17,001 --> 01:30:20,210 Before me things create were none, 1146 01:30:20,376 --> 01:30:24,043 save things eternal, and eternal I endure. 1147 01:30:26,876 --> 01:30:29,293 All hope abandon, ye who enter here. 1148 01:30:36,918 --> 01:30:38,668 Gotcha. 1149 01:30:39,126 --> 01:30:40,126 Gotcha. 1150 01:30:40,293 --> 01:30:41,876 Thanks, Mr. Cesco. 1151 01:30:42,043 --> 01:30:43,668 Hope so. 1152 01:30:44,835 --> 01:30:48,543 Your dad says we have one remote chance to save ourselves. 1153 01:30:48,710 --> 01:30:52,168 - Such as ? - Reach the square at exactly noon. 1154 01:30:52,376 --> 01:30:55,585 - Which means... - Racing like the wind. 1155 01:30:57,918 --> 01:30:59,585 Go, go... 1156 01:31:00,626 --> 01:31:02,460 - They're far behind. - Easy 100. 1157 01:31:02,626 --> 01:31:05,418 Left four. Go, 50 easy left. 1158 01:31:05,626 --> 01:31:06,668 They've vanished. 1159 01:31:10,418 --> 01:31:12,751 The square. Are we on time ? 1160 01:31:13,001 --> 01:31:14,918 - Punctual. - Dead punctual ! 1161 01:31:15,710 --> 01:31:18,126 - Totally inappropriate. - You're right, sorry. 1162 01:31:18,626 --> 01:31:20,585 Why at noon on the dot? 1163 01:31:26,960 --> 01:31:29,293 You need to move your car. 1164 01:31:40,043 --> 01:31:42,626 - Don't move, standby. - Copy that. 1165 01:31:50,710 --> 01:31:53,751 Move, the procession's coming through. 1166 01:31:53,960 --> 01:31:56,168 The bank robbers who kidnapped the actress ! 1167 01:31:56,335 --> 01:31:58,376 - Yes. - Thanks. 1168 01:31:58,543 --> 01:32:00,626 - Thought they caught you ? - Not yet. 1169 01:32:00,793 --> 01:32:04,543 - You must help us. - How ? We're musicians. 1170 01:32:04,710 --> 01:32:07,251 Keep marching and playing. 1171 01:32:07,418 --> 01:32:10,460 Please, march and play. Go ! 1172 01:32:20,251 --> 01:32:22,293 Go on, play g 1173 01:32:24,626 --> 01:32:28,168 I hate marching bands ! Run the road block ! 1174 01:32:28,626 --> 01:32:30,210 Come on ! 1175 01:32:32,835 --> 01:32:35,043 - How much was it? - 20 million. 1176 01:32:38,376 --> 01:32:41,710 20 million... it stoked the fire well. 1177 01:32:45,251 --> 01:32:47,210 There, shoot ! 1178 01:32:47,376 --> 01:32:50,335 - I can't, I'm not in the clear. - It's an order. 1179 01:32:50,501 --> 01:32:53,085 Civilians are in the line of fire. 1180 01:32:53,251 --> 01:32:55,668 Who gives a shit, shoot ! 1181 01:32:55,835 --> 01:32:59,335 - Impossible, sir. - Shoot, for fuck's sake ! 1182 01:33:03,293 --> 01:33:05,335 Why didn't you tell us ? 1183 01:33:05,543 --> 01:33:07,668 I want to fix the mess I made. 1184 01:33:07,835 --> 01:33:10,668 - Let's go to the hospital. - No, stop. 1185 01:33:10,876 --> 01:33:13,460 Shoot ! Give me the walkie-talkie. 1186 01:33:14,460 --> 01:33:16,626 This is Greppi here. 1187 01:33:16,835 --> 01:33:18,835 Shoot the targets, now ! 1188 01:33:19,293 --> 01:33:24,001 - Copy that, Captain. - Wait for my orders, stand by. 1189 01:33:25,543 --> 01:33:27,501 I can delay them, go on. 1190 01:33:27,710 --> 01:33:30,585 - We can't leave you. - Just fucking go ! 1191 01:33:30,793 --> 01:33:33,793 I'm telling you one last time, shoot ! 1192 01:33:39,376 --> 01:33:43,001 Sorry, sir, but we can't shoot because we're not animals 1193 01:33:43,210 --> 01:33:46,501 and I respectfully suggest you go fuck yourself. 1194 01:33:47,751 --> 01:33:52,751 By the way, the camera was on and your words and actions 1195 01:33:52,918 --> 01:33:54,710 will incriminate you. 1196 01:33:57,918 --> 01:34:00,168 You fell for it! 1197 01:34:01,835 --> 01:34:05,210 Well done ! I was testing you ! 1198 01:34:05,376 --> 01:34:08,626 You think I'd ask you to shoot innocent people 1199 01:34:08,793 --> 01:34:12,418 while I was being filmed ? Like hell ! 1200 01:34:12,626 --> 01:34:14,376 Applaud him. 1201 01:34:14,543 --> 01:34:16,751 Give me that damn camera. 1202 01:34:16,918 --> 01:34:18,251 Shithead ! 1203 01:34:19,585 --> 01:34:20,585 Shithead ! 1204 01:34:21,126 --> 01:34:23,085 - Thanks. - Go on ! 1205 01:34:24,918 --> 01:34:27,001 Love ya ! Go ! 1206 01:34:28,668 --> 01:34:30,710 I knew you'd become a star. 1207 01:34:30,876 --> 01:34:33,876 - Go on, Babuska ! - I love you ! 1208 01:34:36,210 --> 01:34:40,085 Mission aborted. I repeat, mission aborted. 1209 01:34:44,793 --> 01:34:46,918 I'm here ! 1210 01:35:07,876 --> 01:35:12,585 When you get to the port, call my friend, he's waiting. 1211 01:35:16,793 --> 01:35:19,001 What did he call you before ? 1212 01:35:23,710 --> 01:35:25,251 Babuska. 1213 01:35:26,751 --> 01:35:28,751 It means little witch. 1214 01:35:33,043 --> 01:35:35,251 That's what my mom used to call me, 1215 01:35:36,876 --> 01:35:38,626 she was Russian. 1216 01:35:42,251 --> 01:35:45,418 I found it hard to believe that you'd told the whole truth. 1217 01:35:48,460 --> 01:35:50,876 My parents died when I was a kid. 1218 01:35:52,751 --> 01:35:54,626 I was sent to an orphanage. 1219 01:35:57,835 --> 01:36:00,126 You told us a heap of tales. 1220 01:36:06,126 --> 01:36:08,835 No more than I've told myself. 1221 01:36:18,335 --> 01:36:20,210 But that's over now, right ? 1222 01:36:24,835 --> 01:36:26,876 I'll tell them you freed me 1223 01:36:28,168 --> 01:36:30,168 and you treated me well. 1224 01:36:33,335 --> 01:36:34,918 I won't tell them... 1225 01:36:36,876 --> 01:36:40,251 you're two duffers who miraculously survived. 1226 01:36:42,751 --> 01:36:45,751 I won't tell them these were the best days of my life. 1227 01:36:47,876 --> 01:36:51,460 I won't tell them I've foolishly fallen in love with you. 1228 01:36:56,460 --> 01:36:57,876 I hate you. 1229 01:37:02,501 --> 01:37:05,960 Goodbye, Rossi, goodbye, BB, your boat's waiting, go. 1230 01:37:39,960 --> 01:37:41,751 - So Albania ? - Yep. 1231 01:37:44,376 --> 01:37:46,335 - We'll start over. - Yes. 1232 01:37:48,793 --> 01:37:50,335 Without a cent. 1233 01:37:52,835 --> 01:37:54,460 How sad. 1234 01:38:41,001 --> 01:38:43,793 RECKLESS LIFE 87065