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- okay, who's next?
- me, here, me.
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uh, i'd like half a dozen
whole wheat bagels
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and two coconut doughnuts.
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and please put the
doughnuts in a separate bag.
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see, i get a separate bag so i
don't get coconut on the bagels.
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then i just gotta toss the
receipt so there's no paper trail.
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who gives a shit?
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kim. she doesn't let me eat
doughnuts or anything bad.
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oh, well maybe you should get
another bag to put your balls in.
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shut up, man.
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jesus!
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you wanna let your teeth
get a crack at that thing?
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slow down, you animal.
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i can't. she knows how
long it takes to get bagels.
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see, if you ever get married,
the first time you do something
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you gotta take
a long time to do it.
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'cause you're stuck with that amount of time
for that activity for the rest of your marriage.
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you couldn't possibly
be enjoying that donut.
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- or that one.
- i'm not.
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then why are you
eating it?
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'cause fuck her!
she can't tell me what to eat.
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oh, hi, kim.
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louis c.k.: "lucky louie" was
taped before a live audience.
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yeah, here we go.
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you guys are really
kicking our ass tonight.
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we gotta be down
what, 30 bucks?
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- all right, your bid.
- okay, let me see.
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what will i bid?
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what will i bid?
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- you okay?
- yeah, i'm fine. just a little itch.
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that's one itchy tit.
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how much you to keep
your eyes on your cards
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and off my wife's
itchy tits, huh?
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okay, uh,
i bid 12 hearts.
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wait a minute.
is this some kind of signal?
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you guys are cheating!
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hey, come on, this
is a friendly game.
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of course there's gonna
be a little cheating.
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louie:
that's pathetic, man.
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and you know what?
give us back our 30 bucks.
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oh, you see, we
took your money.
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that means it's ours now.
that's how that works.
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- mike, give it.
- make me.
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oh great, you're bigger than me
so you just take my money?
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why even have the card game?
why not just hit me with a pipe?
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the girls wanted
to play cards.
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i want that money, mike.
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come and get it, red.
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okay, guys.
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- fucking cheater!
- you big baby!
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kim, i'm sorry. i just
assumed you guys cheated too.
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you saw the way
louie plays.
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can you imagine trying
to teach him to cheat?
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okay, boys, break it up!
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yeah, this should be
sexy, but it's not.
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mike, are you
all right?
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is he all right?
what about me?
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honey, you don't
look so good.
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are you shitting
your pants?
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- seriously, mike, are you all right?
- yeah, fine.
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just feels like there's
a buick on my chest and a--
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i got a pain down my arm,
but anyways, who's deal is it?
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all right, just stay still.
louie call 911.
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mike you might be
having a heart attack.
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oh my god! oh my god!
oh my god! oh my god!...
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- tina take it easy.
- oh my god!
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take it easy, huh? i don't wanna
die to the sound of that shit.
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oh my god.
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what you're making, lucy?
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a card. it's for mike,
so he'll feel better.
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that's very
nice of you.
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don't sniff
the marker, honey.
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it's strawberry.
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really, strawberry?
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can i have my marker back?
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it's almost dinnertime,
go wash up.
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- hi.
- hey.
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- mike is one lucky guy.
- is he gonna be all right?
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yeah. i talked
to his doctor.
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it was mild enough they
didn't have to crack him open.
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how did he look?
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well, when i left he
was sitting up in bed
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asking tina for a hand job,
so that's a good sign.
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man, one minute he's sitting
here cheating at cards,
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the next minute he's in the
hospital. it's just scary.
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yeah, the really scary
thing is you're next.
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what?
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come on, mike is a fat shit.
he's totally out of shape.
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and he beat you up while
he was having a heart attack.
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i'm putting you on a diet.
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what? wait a minute,
i'm already on a diet!
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you don't let me have refined sugar
or-- man, i'm sick of brown pasta.
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well, you don't have to worry about
that anymore 'cause no more pasta.
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tonight we're having tempeh
chunks, turnips, and kale.
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jesus, you fucking hate me.
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no, i don't. i'm worried about
you. i don't want you to die.
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i got a great stir-fry recipe.
it's gonna be really tasty.
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my mouth won't even make
saliva for this stuff.
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- kim, you're overreacting.
- no i'm not. sit down
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- i'm taking some of your blood.
- oh, christ.
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i had to marry
a nurse?
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why don't you ever
give me a sponge bath?
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i need a sample to take to the lab
so i can see what's going on with you.
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kim, please just don't do
this, okay? i'm in fine shape.
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oh really?
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- then catch me.
- what?
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catch me. if you catch me
you can eat whatever you want.
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that's stupid.
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okay, catch me
and i'll suck your dick.
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kim, i'm not gonna--
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oh, this is so sad.
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shut up, i'll
fucking catch you.
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hey, dummy.
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look at you.
you see what i mean?
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please...
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still suck my dick.
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- hey, jerry.
- hey.
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- louie, are you okay?
- no, he's not. he's dying
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wow.~~
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are you afraid?
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i'm not dying.
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he's in terrible shape. i
need him to lose some weight.
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hey, i can help
you work out.
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i got my own method.
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no thanks jerry.
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you should go work out with him.
look at what good shape he's in.
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yeah, i work out all day.
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it's muscle against muscle.
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- i'm working out right now.
- you are?
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yeah, i'm clenching
and unclenching my ass, see?
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- so, a heart attack, huh?
- yeah, little baby one.
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that's bullshit that you
gotta go through this.
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especially since the government
is sitting on a stockpile
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of baboon hearts
and dolphin brains.
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hey, mikey, when you were in the
hospital, did you have to shit in a pan?
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i didn't have to. there
was one there so i used it.
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yeah, i'm thinking
of getting one for the house.
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anyway, man, i'm glad you're
okay. you're pretty lucky.
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yeah, thanks, lou.
you know, being in the hospital
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gave me time to reflect
on what happened
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and i realized that...
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30 bucks is not a lot of
money compared to a friendship.
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i think you still have
our 30 bucks.
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yeah, who cares, right?
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oh, hey! i didn't know
you was having
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company, babe.
i would've ordered more pizza.
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yeah, that's okay.
more room for desert, huh?
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- yeah, here we go.
- wow, pepperoni pizza?
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- you get to have that?
- yeah, why not?
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- you just had a heart attack.
- oh, that's all genetics.
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- yeah, but i would think
also that-- - genetics!
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- come on, guys dig in.
- oh, thanks, tina.
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- have a slice.
- i can't.
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ever since you had your stupid heart
attack kim's making me eat healthier.
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so what?
kim's not here.
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usually when she's
not around
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you eat like a dyke
at a carpet sale.
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yeah, well now
she's taking my blood
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so she's gonna know
when i'm cheating.
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you know what
you ought to do?
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hang outside the tunnel
entrance in fishnets
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and start blowing guys
for five bucks a pop.
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it would be less humiliating
than the life your leading now.
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man, i'm so hungry
for that pizza right now.
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yeah, it's good.
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you know what she made
me eat yesterday? kale.
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what the fuck is that?
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- it's not a food right?
- no, it's like eating a swim cap.
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- who wants milk shakes?
- i do, i do.
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- oh, jesus.
- don't forget to take your heart pills, honey.
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got it right here, hon.
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- come on, louie, take it.
- i can't.
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ugh, why?
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there's nothing in here
but ice cream and fudge.
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give me his.
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faggot.
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- whoa, oh!
- oh my god, is it your heart again?
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no, it's the creamy coldness
of this delicious shake.
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here we are.
welcome to jerry's gym.
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- yeah, great.
- okay, now...
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let's start with
a little warm-up.
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something to get
the blood flowing.
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don't you need to change into
some workout clothes or something?
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"don't you need to change into
some workout clothes or something?"
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it's not about fashion. now
come on, let's do this thing.
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all right, ready?
go!
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come on, i said go!
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and three,
and two,
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and one.
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all right, good.
now, come on.
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follow me. this is
really good for your lats.
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i climb telephone poles, apartment
buildings, rehab centers--
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i'm always climbing.
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always be climbing.
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always!
it comes in handy.
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all right,
let's try
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a little flexibility
and balance work.
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- on the monkey bars or--
- no, for this
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all we need
is each other.
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now, face me
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and grab my shoulders.
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okay, you ready?
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now pull and resist,
that's the key.
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pull and resist.
pull and resist.
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all right, cut it out,
jerry. i don't like that.
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that means it's working.
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look, i don't care. i'm done
with this. see you later, jerry.
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all right, no, no, no.
good first day!
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hi.
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could i get some whole wheat
sprouted bread, please?
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okay.
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you know what?
give me some doughnuts.
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- how many?
- i don't know, some.
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do you want a dozen?
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do you think i should
have that many?
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sure, yeah.
i did just work out.
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so yeah, a dozen, thanks.
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you know what? what's
that, chocolate chip cake?
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yeah, give me a cake.
give me a chocolate chip cake.
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and you know what? fuck this sprout
bread, i don't need that shit!
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yeah, yeah, yeah.
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louie, what are you
doing in there?
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i'm shitting.
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oh good,
but hang on a minute,
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i need a stool sample
to take to the lab.
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what? why?
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well, i got your blood test back
and your numbers are getting worse.
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something's not right.
i gotta come in there.
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no, stay out!
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hey, you know what, louie? your
cholesterol's through the roof
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and you have the liver functions
of a wino. i'm coming in.
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fuck you! i should be
allowed to take a shit
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without my wife
rifling through it.
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- oh my god!
- yeah, okay, so...
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nothing more to see here.
goodbye.
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no wonder your tests
say you're a corpse.
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what is wrong with you?
you wanna keel over like mike?
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no, but jesus, kim,
you gotta back off.
239
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i mean, look at this.
you're literally up my ass.
240
00:15:48,508 --> 00:15:51,401
you're eating
a cake on the toilet.
241
00:15:52,505 --> 00:15:54,301
well, you got me
all stressed out!
242
00:15:55,205 --> 00:15:57,902
that's what's gonna give me a
heart attack. now get out of here!
243
00:15:58,908 --> 00:16:00,402
fine, just give me
the cake.
244
00:16:01,007 --> 00:16:02,103
no, it's mine.
245
00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:06,000
louie, give me the cake.
246
00:16:07,307 --> 00:16:08,401
come get it.
247
00:16:18,106 --> 00:16:19,002
all right?
248
00:16:20,607 --> 00:16:23,003
so how long have you been
eating behind my back?
249
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- how long have you had a back?
- jesus.
250
00:16:27,605 --> 00:16:30,700
it's not always been this bad, but
since you started with all this kale,
251
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i'm just a little
out of control.
252
00:16:33,206 --> 00:16:36,202
all right, so go ahead then,
eat your crap.
253
00:16:36,508 --> 00:16:38,500
but from now on
do it in front of me.
254
00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:40,203
what?
255
00:16:40,705 --> 00:16:42,803
well, maybe if you don't
have to eat in secret anymore
256
00:16:43,005 --> 00:16:44,701
you won't go so overboard.
257
00:16:44,908 --> 00:16:48,000
i just don't wanna walk in on
you eating on the toilet again.
258
00:16:50,205 --> 00:16:51,700
at least you didn't
catch me jerking off.
259
00:16:52,506 --> 00:16:55,103
i don't care about that.
it's the only exercise you get.
260
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:09,301
hey, jerry, what are you doing
in the park this early?
261
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,400
waiting for louie.
262
00:17:11,607 --> 00:17:12,901
we're supposed to work out
together,
263
00:17:13,005 --> 00:17:15,801
but he didn't show up.
what are you doing?
264
00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:17,200
i'm running away
from the cops.
265
00:17:19,606 --> 00:17:22,500
- oh, can i run with you?
- okay.
266
00:17:30,108 --> 00:17:31,700
- oh, hi.
- hey.
267
00:17:33,405 --> 00:17:34,403
what you got there?
268
00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:36,303
some food.
269
00:17:37,406 --> 00:17:41,103
okay, good.
please, sit and eat.
270
00:17:46,906 --> 00:17:47,803
thanks.
271
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,302
louie, it's okay.
272
00:17:56,405 --> 00:17:57,502
really, it's just food.
273
00:17:59,605 --> 00:18:02,700
all right, here goes.
274
00:18:17,307 --> 00:18:19,901
boy, big mac, huh?
275
00:18:21,305 --> 00:18:23,103
haven't seen one
of those in a while.
276
00:18:24,206 --> 00:18:27,100
that's 'cause they're usually in
my body by the time i get home.
277
00:18:28,905 --> 00:18:32,002
y eah.
oh!
278
00:18:33,408 --> 00:18:35,902
well, it's nice to know
279
00:18:36,007 --> 00:18:38,502
you weren't hiding in some
alley somewhere.
280
00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:53,401
mmm.
you're okay?
281
00:18:53,907 --> 00:18:57,602
yeah, fine. totally fine. totally.
282
00:19:18,006 --> 00:19:19,701
actually...
283
00:19:20,305 --> 00:19:22,203
i need a glass of water.
284
00:19:25,606 --> 00:19:27,800
you know what? this is a
really good idea, honey.
285
00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:30,300
just get it all
out in the open
286
00:19:31,407 --> 00:19:34,102
and break the whole cycle
of shame and secrecy.
287
00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:38,302
- oh my god.
- i know.
288
00:19:50,608 --> 00:19:52,002
thanks, maria.
289
00:19:54,706 --> 00:19:56,602
so the doctor said
you had a panic attack.
290
00:19:57,208 --> 00:19:58,302
are you all right?
291
00:19:58,807 --> 00:20:00,801
yeah, but i can't
believe it.
292
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,701
i've seen gunshot
wounds and burn victims.
293
00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:06,103
i even treated
a dude
294
00:20:06,207 --> 00:20:07,903
who had a a pipe
through his eye.
295
00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:11,001
but watching you
eat your dinner
296
00:20:11,207 --> 00:20:13,102
was the worst thing
i've ever seen.
297
00:20:15,408 --> 00:20:17,301
i guess, it's 'cause
you care about me so much.
298
00:20:18,505 --> 00:20:21,101
but it looks like it's
killing you, so please stop.
299
00:20:22,307 --> 00:20:24,400
well, i can't not care.
i'm sorry.
300
00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:28,203
all right, look. i won't
eat any more fast food.
301
00:20:28,305 --> 00:20:31,600
no more doughnuts, no more
crap. i'm gonna eat a lot better.
302
00:20:32,408 --> 00:20:33,500
okay, good.
303
00:20:35,407 --> 00:20:37,000
you're not gonna eat
better, are you?
304
00:20:37,806 --> 00:20:39,503
no, but i'm gonna try.
305
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,103
and i promise that when
i do eat crap--
306
00:20:42,306 --> 00:20:45,203
and i will-- you will
never know about it.
307
00:20:45,608 --> 00:20:47,603
thank you, yes.
308
00:20:51,007 --> 00:20:52,901
is there anything
else you hide from me?
309
00:20:53,705 --> 00:20:55,801
oh, no. this is all
you gotta worry about.
310
00:20:56,207 --> 00:20:57,801
see, i don't have to hide
anything else like--
311
00:20:57,908 --> 00:21:01,301
i don't cheat on you because
i can just masturbate, right?
312
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,402
but for food
there's nothing.
313
00:21:03,907 --> 00:21:05,101
what, am i gonna
watch the food network?
314
00:21:05,206 --> 00:21:07,700
oh, yeah!
oh, delicious.
315
00:21:13,305 --> 00:21:16,302
well, that's good
to know then.
316
00:21:17,808 --> 00:21:19,400
hey, guys!
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