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Put it back. 11 00:08:26,653 --> 00:08:27,897 Stuff it! 12 00:09:16,926 --> 00:09:20,699 Coffee, rolls, beer, sherry! 13 00:09:20,862 --> 00:09:23,928 Care for some beer or sherry, sir? 14 00:09:24,733 --> 00:09:28,182 - Coffee... please. - Just coffee? 15 00:09:28,286 --> 00:09:31,221 There's wine... red wine. 16 00:09:31,325 --> 00:09:33,015 I said coffee, damn it! 17 00:09:33,117 --> 00:09:35,189 Take it easy, it's coming. 18 00:09:36,766 --> 00:09:38,675 One coffee, sir. 19 00:09:40,221 --> 00:09:43,090 - That's just right. - Yes, so you don't have to think. 20 00:09:45,406 --> 00:09:47,161 Can't you shut the damn door! 21 00:10:10,046 --> 00:10:13,558 Oh, don't cry. Is my little darling teething... 22 00:10:28,893 --> 00:10:31,544 JESUS IS EVERYWHERE 23 00:10:36,605 --> 00:10:38,776 Want Mom to peel you an apple? 24 00:10:41,021 --> 00:10:43,323 Look at the pretty long peel. 25 00:12:59,261 --> 00:13:02,644 Oh, no! The tomato juice! 26 00:13:06,045 --> 00:13:08,598 The carton's bust... what a mess! 27 00:13:10,429 --> 00:13:13,179 Hush, Mom will clean it up. 28 00:13:13,277 --> 00:13:17,074 Easy, darling, it'll be alright. 29 00:13:29,693 --> 00:13:32,760 Hello, my little man. 30 00:13:49,373 --> 00:13:52,439 Good evening, I'm Gerard Reve. Have you come for me? 31 00:13:54,941 --> 00:13:58,836 Come for you?! I doubt it, sir. 32 00:13:58,941 --> 00:14:01,177 You still look pretty healthy. 33 00:14:06,622 --> 00:14:08,531 This can hardly be you! 34 00:14:12,156 --> 00:14:14,425 Hey, stop! Stop! 35 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,920 But it is me! 36 00:14:17,021 --> 00:14:19,476 It says Gerard. My name's Gerard too. 37 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,627 That's me. 38 00:14:28,989 --> 00:14:32,437 This one died in Spain, in Benidorn. 39 00:14:33,181 --> 00:14:35,669 A beautiful way to die. 40 00:14:35,869 --> 00:14:38,357 Is there such a thing as a beautiful death? 41 00:14:38,494 --> 00:14:41,362 Dying in bed, that's what I call beautiful. 42 00:14:41,469 --> 00:14:44,502 On top of some Senora that is. 43 00:14:44,605 --> 00:14:46,263 It's like you were there. 44 00:14:46,397 --> 00:14:49,245 A young fellow too, about your age. 45 00:14:51,261 --> 00:14:52,569 Mr. Reve! 46 00:14:52,828 --> 00:14:55,513 Luckily I know your face from TV! 47 00:14:55,613 --> 00:14:57,206 I'm De Vries. 48 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,731 Sorry I'm late, they needed me. 49 00:14:59,838 --> 00:15:01,845 You're here, that's the main thing. 50 00:15:01,949 --> 00:15:03,378 My car's out there. 51 00:15:05,245 --> 00:15:07,634 I thought they had come for me, to get me. 52 00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:10,196 Do your thoughts often relate to death? 53 00:15:10,302 --> 00:15:12,025 Constantly. 54 00:15:12,605 --> 00:15:16,402 Thinking of death I cannot sleep and not sleeping I must think of death. 55 00:15:16,509 --> 00:15:20,983 And life flees as it fled and all being was once created to unbe. 56 00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:23,899 Bloem! 1887-1966. 57 00:15:23,996 --> 00:15:26,070 You know your poets, don't you? 58 00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:28,181 You're not addressing barbarians tonight. 59 00:15:33,565 --> 00:15:36,019 Have you ever appeared for us in the past? 60 00:15:36,124 --> 00:15:39,605 - Not that I recall. - You recall only pleasant things. 61 00:15:40,413 --> 00:15:43,577 Well, our members are all very interested in literature. 62 00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:47,549 Many old fraternity members, from Leiden largely. 63 00:15:47,645 --> 00:15:50,678 Old?! And deaf? Will I have to speak up? 64 00:15:50,781 --> 00:15:53,715 No, the hall has excellent sound equipment. 65 00:15:54,909 --> 00:15:57,430 I've presented the odd thing there myself. 66 00:15:57,533 --> 00:16:00,762 - A bit of a writer yourself? - Off and on. 67 00:16:01,053 --> 00:16:02,067 For pleasure? 68 00:16:02,205 --> 00:16:05,881 - I wrote for the alma mater annual. - And then you keep doing it, eh? 69 00:16:06,589 --> 00:16:10,746 One is bound to reflect on life and death, especially in my profession. 70 00:16:10,845 --> 00:16:13,147 Not as profoundly as a creative artist, of course. 71 00:16:13,245 --> 00:16:14,259 No... 72 00:16:27,837 --> 00:16:29,626 Shall I take your coat? 73 00:16:43,293 --> 00:16:45,814 I'll introduce you to the Board at intermission. 74 00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:47,509 Can we start right away? 75 00:16:51,357 --> 00:16:52,534 Recovered? 76 00:17:01,149 --> 00:17:05,689 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our 6th presentation this season. 77 00:17:05,789 --> 00:17:10,645 Tonight, we have a well-known and controversial author in our midst. 78 00:17:10,749 --> 00:17:12,276 Gerard Reve. 79 00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:16,250 Thank you for accepting our invitation, Mr. Reve. 80 00:17:16,924 --> 00:17:18,386 It's going to be great. 81 00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:22,680 Ladies and gentlemen, I give the floor to Gerard Reve. 82 00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:50,905 When I arrived at Vlissingen Station tonight... 83 00:17:51,229 --> 00:17:56,084 ...they were unloading a coffin from the train. 84 00:17:56,797 --> 00:18:00,212 A gigantic coffin. 85 00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:05,526 So large that it didn't fit into a regular hearse... 86 00:18:05,662 --> 00:18:08,956 ... but had to be loaded on a truck. 87 00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:13,814 There were some thirty dwarfs standing around it... 88 00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,186 ...they were no taller than this. 89 00:18:16,764 --> 00:18:19,612 They were members of a circus act... 90 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:25,175 ...who were going to bury their colleague, the world's tallest man. 91 00:18:25,277 --> 00:18:28,409 A grotesque tragedy, don't you think? 92 00:18:28,829 --> 00:18:30,869 But why am I telling you this? 93 00:18:30,973 --> 00:18:33,940 What is so special about this story? 94 00:18:34,269 --> 00:18:36,953 That there is no circus in town. 95 00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:42,322 Exactly... I invented most of it. 96 00:18:43,453 --> 00:18:46,170 Yes, there was a coffin, but an ordinary one. 97 00:18:46,268 --> 00:18:49,684 Of a man who died in Benidorn of an overdose of... 98 00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:52,058 ... love. 99 00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,950 No dwarfs, no giant, nothing. 100 00:18:57,629 --> 00:18:58,741 But... 101 00:18:59,453 --> 00:19:03,479 .. if I tell the dwarf story often enough, I'll start to believe it myself. 102 00:19:03,582 --> 00:19:06,615 And that, I think, is the essence of my writing. 103 00:19:06,717 --> 00:19:08,691 I lie the truth. 104 00:19:10,237 --> 00:19:14,427 Until I no longer know whether something did or did not happen. 105 00:19:14,813 --> 00:19:17,016 That's when it gets exciting. 106 00:19:17,437 --> 00:19:19,127 What you make of reality... 107 00:19:19,229 --> 00:19:22,906 ... is infinitely more interesting than reality itself. 108 00:19:23,421 --> 00:19:25,625 The cards, ladies and gentlemen! 109 00:19:25,724 --> 00:19:29,467 To note down your questions for after the intermission... 110 00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:32,215 ... so Mr. Reve can answer them one by one. 111 00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:37,974 Have you had a drink yet? 112 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:41,722 No, not yet. Who is the lady that keeps filming me? 113 00:19:41,821 --> 00:19:44,374 Oh, our treasurer. May I introduce you? 114 00:19:46,205 --> 00:19:47,633 Christine Halslag. 115 00:19:48,445 --> 00:19:50,866 She'll give you your fee afterwards. 116 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:54,290 Get Mr. Reve a drink, I've got to collect the cards! 117 00:19:55,229 --> 00:19:56,176 Waiter! 118 00:19:56,317 --> 00:19:59,765 You flatter me. All that film footage... 119 00:20:00,445 --> 00:20:03,925 Yes, I thought: such a celebrity is not going to escape me. 120 00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:05,305 Celebrity... 121 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,638 ...that doesn't buy you a square meal in Holland. 122 00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:09,716 - Is it that bad? - Worse. 123 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:12,953 The 250 you're paying me for this is a windfall. 124 00:20:13,054 --> 00:20:15,508 - Would you autograph your book? - Sure. 125 00:20:16,285 --> 00:20:17,561 I'll get you a drink. 126 00:20:18,588 --> 00:20:20,499 I loved your talk. 127 00:20:20,604 --> 00:20:24,117 - Good. Buy my other books too. - I certainly will. 128 00:20:25,884 --> 00:20:27,576 This is on the house. 129 00:20:27,901 --> 00:20:29,395 Tomato juice? 130 00:20:29,501 --> 00:20:33,113 A bloody Mary with lots of vodka. The bartender has a liberal hand. 131 00:20:33,213 --> 00:20:35,799 But I'm not a drinker, the odd glass of wine... 132 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:39,545 - I'll get you a soft drink. - Leave it, I'll make do with this. 133 00:20:42,172 --> 00:20:44,212 Are you going back to Amsterdam tonight? 134 00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:47,989 Depends on the number of questions, if I can catch the train. 135 00:20:48,380 --> 00:20:51,380 We've booked you into a hotel, just in case. 136 00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:54,485 I hate hotel rooms, they're like torture chambers. 137 00:20:54,652 --> 00:20:57,686 But it's the best hotel in town. Look. 138 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:01,465 There it is. 139 00:21:13,436 --> 00:21:14,418 Anything wrong? 140 00:21:17,341 --> 00:21:20,374 It's first class. VI P's always stay there. 141 00:21:22,492 --> 00:21:24,532 A hotel to hang yourself in. 142 00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,639 What else can you do there? 143 00:21:28,092 --> 00:21:30,165 You can read the Bible of course... 144 00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:32,379 ... or jack yourself off, right? 145 00:21:33,597 --> 00:21:34,970 As you like. 146 00:21:35,806 --> 00:21:37,911 You could also stay with me. 147 00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:44,281 Depends on the number of questions. If I can catch the train. 148 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:46,709 Exactly. 149 00:21:51,421 --> 00:21:55,960 You always write in first person : I this... I that... 150 00:21:56,061 --> 00:21:58,482 Are you at all interested in your fellow man? 151 00:21:59,260 --> 00:22:00,373 I... 152 00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:04,242 Fellow men are so vague. 153 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:08,177 A writer, like anyone, is involved with only a few people. 154 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,292 Yet even them I can't encompass... 155 00:22:10,396 --> 00:22:14,390 ... and I project things into them that don't exist. Next question. 156 00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:19,444 You always call yourself a Roman Catholic. 157 00:22:19,804 --> 00:22:23,699 How can a sensible person in this day of modern technology be a Catholic? 158 00:22:23,804 --> 00:22:26,653 How can you be sensible and not be a Catholic? 159 00:22:27,196 --> 00:22:29,564 Catholic doesn't equate with stupid. 160 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:33,846 Being Catholic means having imagination. 161 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:38,328 Scientific discoveries are the product of imagination. 162 00:22:39,325 --> 00:22:41,878 So all science is Catholic. 163 00:22:44,061 --> 00:22:45,108 Next question. 164 00:22:45,212 --> 00:22:50,231 Do you agree that every creative artist is basically a bit disturbed? 165 00:22:50,333 --> 00:22:53,431 The questioner wonders if I'm a bit crazy? 166 00:22:53,532 --> 00:22:55,255 Not me, I'm very normal. 167 00:22:55,357 --> 00:22:57,844 My madness is limited to reading the paper. 168 00:22:57,948 --> 00:23:00,021 For when it says "boom" I read "doom". 169 00:23:00,124 --> 00:23:03,059 And for "flood" I read "blood" and for "red"... "dead". 170 00:23:03,164 --> 00:23:06,547 Is that crazy? Just poor eyesight, that's all. 171 00:23:07,037 --> 00:23:08,465 Next question. 172 00:23:15,612 --> 00:23:17,784 That was the last question. 173 00:23:34,237 --> 00:23:36,625 DONATE YOUR BLOOD TO THE RED CROSS 174 00:24:08,060 --> 00:24:09,653 SPI DER 175 00:24:20,764 --> 00:24:23,928 The sign's on the blink. Has been for a while. 176 00:24:28,092 --> 00:24:30,744 They're slow at fixing things nowadays. 177 00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,101 What is it? 178 00:24:50,493 --> 00:24:53,427 I know nothing about perfume, but this is sublime. 179 00:24:54,429 --> 00:24:57,047 - It's my own brand. - Delicious. 180 00:24:57,148 --> 00:24:59,253 Life is great! 181 00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:26,935 Come. 182 00:25:36,380 --> 00:25:38,354 Look at the moon. 183 00:25:45,149 --> 00:25:47,668 You can always see it beautifully from here. 184 00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:50,939 Not it. 185 00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:55,800 - She. - She? 186 00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,123 Moon is feminine. 187 00:26:01,981 --> 00:26:07,447 The moon is our mother. She protects us, guards over us. 188 00:26:08,316 --> 00:26:10,520 You really believe that, Gerard? 189 00:26:22,012 --> 00:26:25,722 - Whiskey? - Just a drop, with lots of water. 190 00:26:50,845 --> 00:26:52,121 Nice. 191 00:27:01,884 --> 00:27:04,251 Shall we sleep together tonight? 192 00:27:06,172 --> 00:27:07,765 Of course, Gerard. 193 00:27:20,924 --> 00:27:22,451 Well... 194 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:26,715 ...you seem to have a thing about my bra. 195 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:10,293 Take off the robe. 196 00:28:17,245 --> 00:28:18,106 Lovely. 197 00:28:19,548 --> 00:28:22,364 - You look a bit like... - Like who? 198 00:28:22,940 --> 00:28:25,787 The way you're standing there, you resemble... 199 00:28:25,948 --> 00:28:27,322 Resemble what? 200 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,678 A very beautiful boy. 201 00:28:34,524 --> 00:28:35,834 A boy? 202 00:28:36,893 --> 00:28:39,381 So slim and delicate. 203 00:28:41,468 --> 00:28:42,613 Do you think? 204 00:29:02,813 --> 00:29:03,925 And these? 205 00:29:05,436 --> 00:29:07,443 They're not a boy's, are they? 206 00:29:12,380 --> 00:29:13,492 No... 207 00:29:18,108 --> 00:29:19,799 ... but when I do this... 208 00:29:25,435 --> 00:29:26,898 Then I'll have this. 209 00:29:30,556 --> 00:29:32,661 Alright this way... or will I lie down? 210 00:29:32,924 --> 00:29:35,291 No, stay where you are. 211 00:29:37,212 --> 00:29:39,252 He slipped out... 212 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,383 I guess I'm a bit awkward. 213 00:29:46,427 --> 00:29:47,443 Come. 214 00:29:51,739 --> 00:29:53,464 Aren't you married? 215 00:29:53,629 --> 00:29:56,695 I was, it didn't work out. 216 00:30:02,363 --> 00:30:04,088 Is this okay though? 217 00:30:07,324 --> 00:30:10,390 It's like skating, you never forget how. 218 00:30:30,268 --> 00:30:32,789 ...through Mary to Jesus... 219 00:30:39,165 --> 00:30:40,920 What did you say just now? 220 00:30:46,268 --> 00:30:48,308 That you're marvelous. 221 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:32,986 What's wrong? 222 00:33:33,468 --> 00:33:35,028 Had a bad dream? 223 00:33:38,044 --> 00:33:39,604 A nightmare. 224 00:33:40,860 --> 00:33:42,202 What was it about? 225 00:33:44,411 --> 00:33:46,070 I can't remember. 226 00:33:47,868 --> 00:33:49,242 I was afraid. 227 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:56,311 Come here. No need to be afraid. 228 00:33:56,925 --> 00:33:57,939 Come. 229 00:34:13,211 --> 00:34:15,994 SPI DER 230 00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,778 Sphinx Beauty Salon. 231 00:34:36,636 --> 00:34:37,912 Yes... 232 00:34:39,068 --> 00:34:41,524 ... if you come right now... 233 00:34:43,739 --> 00:34:45,233 ... it's a date. 234 00:34:50,684 --> 00:34:52,692 Shall I do upstairs, Madam? 235 00:34:52,956 --> 00:34:56,022 Forget about upstairs. 236 00:34:58,108 --> 00:35:00,442 Do the bedroom next time around. 237 00:35:19,516 --> 00:35:21,108 Good morning. 238 00:35:23,677 --> 00:35:26,326 My sweet Christine... 239 00:35:26,908 --> 00:35:28,663 Did you sleep well? 240 00:35:29,435 --> 00:35:31,672 I had a wonderful night. 241 00:35:31,964 --> 00:35:33,687 Guess why? 242 00:35:35,707 --> 00:35:39,221 - What do you want for starters? - You. 243 00:35:41,596 --> 00:35:44,596 Later. For dessert. 244 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,510 Look at your shirt! 245 00:35:56,733 --> 00:35:58,619 Your collar is torn. 246 00:35:58,715 --> 00:36:00,308 Have you got some super glue? 247 00:36:00,412 --> 00:36:02,681 Super glue? Why? 248 00:36:03,611 --> 00:36:06,165 To glue it... I always do. 249 00:36:06,491 --> 00:36:09,109 We Dutch writers have to be thrifty. 250 00:36:10,173 --> 00:36:12,954 Obviously you don't have a wife to take care of you. 251 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:15,127 Could you use some shirts? 252 00:36:15,227 --> 00:36:18,872 I won't say no, there might be another war. 253 00:36:18,972 --> 00:36:20,312 Try this. 254 00:36:20,604 --> 00:36:22,360 If it fits, it's yours. 255 00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:27,667 Very nice. 256 00:36:27,772 --> 00:36:29,397 Suits your type. 257 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,987 My type? What's my type? 258 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:35,185 A writer who needs daily care. 259 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:39,762 I've got lots more. They're just wasting away. 260 00:36:39,868 --> 00:36:43,031 Here, this one for odd jobs, one for casual wear... 261 00:36:43,131 --> 00:36:44,953 ... and this one for Sunday best. 262 00:36:45,051 --> 00:36:47,222 Your husband's not short of clothes. 263 00:36:52,187 --> 00:36:54,871 What's up? What is it? 264 00:36:59,964 --> 00:37:02,004 I don't have a husband anymore. 265 00:37:02,972 --> 00:37:04,533 He's dead... 266 00:37:05,307 --> 00:37:06,802 ... an accident. 267 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:11,089 I'm sorry, I always say the wrong thing. 268 00:37:11,356 --> 00:37:12,949 Doesn't matter. 269 00:37:14,620 --> 00:37:17,140 I'm going downstairs, if you want coffee... 270 00:37:31,675 --> 00:37:33,050 Big shot. 271 00:37:40,155 --> 00:37:42,807 - Good morning. - Good morning. 272 00:37:48,924 --> 00:37:51,444 Old drunk! There's coffee! 273 00:37:51,547 --> 00:37:54,264 Ah, coffee! 274 00:37:54,812 --> 00:37:56,088 Good morning. 275 00:37:56,187 --> 00:38:00,377 - Good morning. Sugar? - Two lumps, please. You're wonderful 276 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:04,665 I just love taking care of someone, Gerard. 277 00:38:04,764 --> 00:38:06,902 You're making this into paradise for me. 278 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:10,832 For paradise, there needs to be two people. 279 00:38:10,971 --> 00:38:12,728 But there is two of us. 280 00:38:18,235 --> 00:38:19,862 For how long? 281 00:38:21,307 --> 00:38:23,250 I'm not the right man for you, Christine. 282 00:38:23,356 --> 00:38:24,883 Marriage and me don't mix. 283 00:38:24,987 --> 00:38:29,243 The woman who wants me gets a lemon. It's been proven. 284 00:38:32,252 --> 00:38:34,586 I know what to expect from you, don't l? 285 00:38:35,068 --> 00:38:36,180 Do you? 286 00:38:39,292 --> 00:38:40,917 You are so sweet. 287 00:38:41,019 --> 00:38:44,368 Yes. But I'm going back to Amsterdam, all the same. 288 00:38:49,276 --> 00:38:52,407 So we were just two small ships that passed in the night. 289 00:38:54,748 --> 00:38:57,169 We had a nice collision, didn't we? 290 00:39:02,778 --> 00:39:04,372 I'm wanted in the salon. 291 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,995 Come along and see the work I do. 292 00:39:09,628 --> 00:39:12,278 Remind me to give you last night's fee. 293 00:39:12,379 --> 00:39:13,906 Oh, later. 294 00:39:15,675 --> 00:39:19,090 - What's up? - That lady is getting impatient. 295 00:39:21,595 --> 00:39:25,752 Delilah, my own brand of cosmetics... a goldmine. 296 00:39:28,827 --> 00:39:30,967 Another few minutes, Madam. 297 00:39:31,068 --> 00:39:35,323 It's hot but it helps the skin to absorb the vitaminizing elements. 298 00:39:35,420 --> 00:39:36,848 Are you comfortable? 299 00:39:36,955 --> 00:39:40,916 What about my hair, Christine? They say it's very difficult. 300 00:39:41,883 --> 00:39:44,818 Difficult hair doesn't exist, just bad hairdressers. 301 00:39:45,211 --> 00:39:49,042 Could you cut a man's hair? Mine, for instance. 302 00:39:50,652 --> 00:39:53,848 Sit down, Gerard. That's what you want, isn't it? 303 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:21,269 You have blessed hands, Christine. 304 00:40:22,107 --> 00:40:25,206 You could cure people by laying on hands. 305 00:40:25,594 --> 00:40:29,524 Don't make fun of it, Gerard. Those things do exist, you know. 306 00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:33,751 Laying on hands, magic, hypnosis, it all exists. Telepathy, the lot. 307 00:40:33,852 --> 00:40:36,721 Ah, Madam, what's the difference. There'll be a war on soon. 308 00:40:38,364 --> 00:40:41,081 Have you ever had a mystical experience? 309 00:40:41,179 --> 00:40:42,838 Yes, recently. 310 00:40:43,035 --> 00:40:47,258 A girl in my ward is married to a jet pilot. 311 00:40:47,387 --> 00:40:49,460 A great guy. 312 00:40:49,595 --> 00:40:54,833 And for the first time in his life he has a real scary dream. 313 00:40:55,707 --> 00:40:59,003 He gets frightened and reports sick. 314 00:41:00,284 --> 00:41:04,757 One of his colleagues flies his plane that day. 315 00:41:06,332 --> 00:41:07,793 And crashes. 316 00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:10,995 Just like that, plop! 317 00:41:11,931 --> 00:41:12,913 Dead! 318 00:41:13,020 --> 00:41:15,092 That's real telepathy for you. 319 00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:19,702 Man is a frail vessel. It's not telepathy, though. 320 00:41:19,803 --> 00:41:24,407 Whatever it is: when you're warned you must listen. 321 00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:28,595 Yes you should, but where do you find people who listen nowadays? 322 00:41:28,699 --> 00:41:31,089 What did this man dream about, Madam? 323 00:41:31,196 --> 00:41:33,171 That's a curious story, actually. 324 00:41:33,276 --> 00:41:36,145 He dreamt that something of his was cut... 325 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:51,922 - Sit down. I'll give you your fee. - Great. 326 00:42:13,275 --> 00:42:15,162 A bit much, isn't it? 327 00:42:18,043 --> 00:42:20,377 You shouldn't keep it at home, Christine. 328 00:42:20,956 --> 00:42:23,955 There's so much riffraff out and about nowadays. 329 00:42:26,364 --> 00:42:29,712 They'll beat your head in for a Mars Bar, half a Mars bar. 330 00:42:31,035 --> 00:42:31,929 Come in. 331 00:42:32,955 --> 00:42:35,705 The lady is leaving and wants to thank you. 332 00:42:41,402 --> 00:42:42,647 I'll be right back. 333 00:43:03,612 --> 00:43:05,750 "Your dearest Gerard"... ? 334 00:43:06,588 --> 00:43:09,140 Oh no : "Herman". 335 00:43:10,748 --> 00:43:14,228 So there's competition, called Herman. 336 00:43:14,651 --> 00:43:21,459 "Dearest Christine... I long for you my little rabbit." 337 00:43:29,755 --> 00:43:32,569 Christ almighty! 338 00:43:42,427 --> 00:43:47,217 What a body...what a piece! 339 00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:50,073 I've got to have you even if it kills me. 340 00:44:19,291 --> 00:44:22,870 Where were we? Oh yes, your fee. 341 00:44:24,890 --> 00:44:25,872 How much? 342 00:44:26,395 --> 00:44:29,177 250 plus expenses. 343 00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,729 1, 2, 3... 344 00:44:33,467 --> 00:44:36,663 ... 4, 5 hundred. Alright? 345 00:44:36,988 --> 00:44:40,434 - That's too much. - Oh, but we're a very rich society. 346 00:44:42,204 --> 00:44:45,880 I got a train ticket here. You'll have to account for this. 347 00:44:49,083 --> 00:44:51,668 I don't have to account to anyone. 348 00:44:52,699 --> 00:44:54,226 They trust me. 349 00:44:55,515 --> 00:44:58,711 Why shouldn't they? Me, with all my money. 350 00:45:02,939 --> 00:45:06,649 I inherited the salon and the brand name from my husband. 351 00:45:06,844 --> 00:45:08,698 I'm rich, but... 352 00:45:09,788 --> 00:45:11,576 ... he's gone. 353 00:45:13,147 --> 00:45:16,344 Money and being alone does not add up to happiness. 354 00:45:17,594 --> 00:45:20,083 And when the last customer is gone... 355 00:45:20,699 --> 00:45:22,837 ... and you've gone home... 356 00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:26,357 ... and I'm all by myself again the whole long weekend... 357 00:45:27,515 --> 00:45:28,977 Terrible! 358 00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:40,631 My little Christine... 359 00:45:41,147 --> 00:45:43,089 ...what if I stayed? 360 00:45:47,610 --> 00:45:49,138 You mean that? 361 00:45:50,075 --> 00:45:55,443 I didn't want to burden you, but since you really want me to, I'll stay. 362 00:46:00,316 --> 00:46:01,876 How sweet of you. 363 00:46:01,979 --> 00:46:03,540 For you, Christine... 364 00:46:06,459 --> 00:46:08,499 ... as a human being. 365 00:46:45,435 --> 00:46:47,410 Miserable bitch! 366 00:47:08,828 --> 00:47:11,926 One ream of paper. Anything else? 367 00:47:12,027 --> 00:47:13,553 Three pen holders. 368 00:47:15,514 --> 00:47:16,759 There you are. 369 00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:19,478 - Twelve dozen brass nibs. - Twelve dozen? 370 00:47:19,578 --> 00:47:21,489 Yes, I've got a lot to write. 371 00:47:22,299 --> 00:47:25,266 I'm going to write about you. About you're past. 372 00:47:25,371 --> 00:47:28,600 I want to know about the men in your life, it's essential. 373 00:47:28,699 --> 00:47:30,324 Why? It's all past. 374 00:47:30,427 --> 00:47:32,728 Without the past you can't understand the present. 375 00:47:32,891 --> 00:47:36,152 Nibs. They're not much in demand anymore. 376 00:47:36,412 --> 00:47:38,266 Two small bottles of ink. 377 00:47:38,588 --> 00:47:41,238 One bottle is for when the other breaks. 378 00:47:42,298 --> 00:47:44,852 And a quarter pint of the same ink. 379 00:47:45,883 --> 00:47:48,403 That's to fill up the small bottles. 380 00:47:49,659 --> 00:47:51,798 And a receipt, please. 381 00:47:52,284 --> 00:47:54,106 No, I'll pay. 382 00:47:57,882 --> 00:47:58,832 Thank you. 383 00:47:58,938 --> 00:48:03,194 - Then I'll dedicate my novel to you. - It's a deal. 384 00:48:46,907 --> 00:48:48,433 - Come here! - Fuck off! 385 00:48:48,539 --> 00:48:49,586 What's up? 386 00:48:49,691 --> 00:48:53,520 - You scared me to death. - What's wrong? 387 00:48:53,626 --> 00:48:57,882 - My husband was drowned. - But it was a joke! 388 00:48:59,419 --> 00:49:02,518 It was a joke. 389 00:49:06,811 --> 00:49:08,240 A joke... 390 00:49:30,106 --> 00:49:31,535 Happy? 391 00:49:33,403 --> 00:49:34,679 Perfectly. 392 00:49:36,667 --> 00:49:39,896 I just need to write the best novel of all time now. 393 00:49:41,274 --> 00:49:43,030 You're bound to succeed. 394 00:49:45,051 --> 00:49:46,295 With you. 395 00:49:46,876 --> 00:49:47,823 Here. 396 00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:56,822 What an interesting palm you've got, Christine. 397 00:49:57,371 --> 00:49:59,094 Can you read palms? 398 00:49:59,387 --> 00:50:00,664 A bit. 399 00:50:02,330 --> 00:50:06,422 This line here, for instance, means lots of love... 400 00:50:07,579 --> 00:50:10,481 ... but not every love is a happy love. 401 00:50:15,291 --> 00:50:16,305 So? 402 00:50:16,667 --> 00:50:17,844 Tell me. 403 00:50:18,971 --> 00:50:22,451 I don't know enough about it. I might frighten you. 404 00:50:23,259 --> 00:50:27,221 Why? Is it scary... or dangerous? 405 00:50:32,282 --> 00:50:35,928 I see more loves in your present life than just me. 406 00:50:38,266 --> 00:50:40,154 There's someone else... 407 00:50:43,706 --> 00:50:45,201 Tell me... 408 00:50:46,075 --> 00:50:47,863 ... I don't mind. 409 00:50:49,339 --> 00:50:50,386 Yes. 410 00:50:56,731 --> 00:50:58,836 I see a young man. 411 00:51:00,219 --> 00:51:01,877 He's beautiful. 412 00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:04,275 Yes. 413 00:51:06,587 --> 00:51:08,496 He lives in... 414 00:51:08,795 --> 00:51:10,682 I see letters. 415 00:51:11,611 --> 00:51:16,914 K, and O with dots on top... Is that German? 416 00:51:17,020 --> 00:51:20,696 Yes, Koln, or Cologne is where he lives. 417 00:51:20,890 --> 00:51:22,778 You're really good at it. 418 00:51:27,675 --> 00:51:30,490 If you want me to go on, I need something tangible of his. 419 00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:31,667 Something tangible? 420 00:51:31,771 --> 00:51:34,805 - A key or a lock of hair or... - A letter. 421 00:51:34,939 --> 00:51:37,873 - Could work. You got one? - I'll get it. 422 00:51:48,762 --> 00:51:50,933 - Here. - No, I don't want to read it. 423 00:51:51,035 --> 00:51:53,271 Or you'll think it's all a trick. 424 00:51:55,227 --> 00:51:58,838 Then I'll hold it. What do you see? 425 00:52:03,899 --> 00:52:05,754 I sense something else. 426 00:52:06,619 --> 00:52:08,758 A picture? His? 427 00:52:12,219 --> 00:52:16,343 He's not wearing much. He's not into the sex industry, I hope? 428 00:52:16,442 --> 00:52:17,424 No. 429 00:52:22,810 --> 00:52:26,967 I see him on the beach... 430 00:52:29,242 --> 00:52:31,152 ...waves and... 431 00:52:51,835 --> 00:52:53,460 What's up? What did you see? 432 00:52:56,186 --> 00:52:58,074 I drifted off, I think. 433 00:52:58,171 --> 00:53:00,626 His name was there, letters. 434 00:53:00,731 --> 00:53:04,375 H and E, HENK... HERBERT... 435 00:53:04,475 --> 00:53:05,904 HERMAN 436 00:53:07,675 --> 00:53:09,016 Herman! 437 00:53:09,562 --> 00:53:15,193 Gee, I didn't know you were so good at it. Look... 438 00:53:20,252 --> 00:53:21,528 Is that him? 439 00:53:23,002 --> 00:53:24,726 Well now... 440 00:53:27,291 --> 00:53:30,771 You're going to tell me all about this Herman. 441 00:53:31,354 --> 00:53:36,112 I've known Herman for years. From when I first met Johan. 442 00:53:36,251 --> 00:53:38,258 Johan? Who's this Johan? 443 00:53:38,363 --> 00:53:41,526 - My dead husband I told you about. - Oh, yes. 444 00:53:42,107 --> 00:53:45,970 Herman wanted me, but I married Johan. 445 00:53:46,171 --> 00:53:47,480 That's life. 446 00:53:47,579 --> 00:53:50,840 Sure. But tell me about this Herman? 447 00:53:52,284 --> 00:53:53,908 I'd rather not. 448 00:53:54,682 --> 00:53:56,089 Why not? 449 00:53:59,451 --> 00:54:01,459 Is it problematic? 450 00:54:05,019 --> 00:54:08,335 Come on, Christine, we're both adults. 451 00:54:14,043 --> 00:54:16,214 Herman is so... savage. 452 00:54:16,315 --> 00:54:17,972 He doesn't beat you? 453 00:54:19,002 --> 00:54:21,970 No, in bed I mean. 454 00:54:22,266 --> 00:54:24,089 What does he do? 455 00:54:24,315 --> 00:54:26,770 He just pounds away. 456 00:54:30,618 --> 00:54:32,757 And he comes at once. 457 00:54:35,418 --> 00:54:39,128 No wonder, that boy is crazy about you. 458 00:54:39,226 --> 00:54:41,647 Yes, but there's nothing in it for me. Zilch! 459 00:54:41,754 --> 00:54:43,793 Doesn't he repeat the exercise? 460 00:54:44,379 --> 00:54:46,038 Falls right asleep. 461 00:54:48,122 --> 00:54:49,551 Tough. 462 00:54:50,650 --> 00:54:52,538 Perhaps I can help you. 463 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:54,738 How? 464 00:54:57,306 --> 00:54:59,860 I'm psychic as you've noticed. 465 00:55:05,402 --> 00:55:07,507 Get that boy down here. 466 00:55:07,994 --> 00:55:11,890 I'll apply my gifts to see why he comes so quickly. 467 00:55:11,994 --> 00:55:15,507 - I could possibly cure him. - That would be wonderful. 468 00:55:15,898 --> 00:55:19,608 - Oh, but he's in Germany. - I'll go and get him...tomorrow. 469 00:55:19,706 --> 00:55:22,609 Tomorrow? Good girl! 470 00:55:23,419 --> 00:55:25,492 Up and at it! 471 00:55:27,130 --> 00:55:29,333 You're lying on something sharp, look! 472 00:55:29,979 --> 00:55:31,735 Didn't you feel it? 473 00:55:31,834 --> 00:55:35,510 No, there's a numb spot on my back. 474 00:55:35,835 --> 00:55:37,263 Strange... 475 00:55:51,482 --> 00:55:54,199 Clean sheets? Is that necessary? 476 00:55:54,299 --> 00:55:56,438 Herman will see you've slept with me. 477 00:55:56,539 --> 00:55:59,320 - Is he jealous? - You better believe it. 478 00:55:59,579 --> 00:56:02,612 - And where'll I sleep from now on? - I'll show you. 479 00:56:04,378 --> 00:56:06,483 He's staying all next week. 480 00:56:06,585 --> 00:56:09,684 It'll give me lots of time for the treatment. 481 00:56:09,787 --> 00:56:11,096 What'll you say about me? 482 00:56:11,194 --> 00:56:13,977 That you're a writer in need of some peace. 483 00:56:14,074 --> 00:56:16,278 He knows I'm a member of the Literature Club. 484 00:56:17,466 --> 00:56:21,689 Isn't it a bit perverse, Christine... 485 00:56:21,914 --> 00:56:24,565 ...taking in two lovers at once? 486 00:56:24,730 --> 00:56:25,940 Perverse? 487 00:56:27,770 --> 00:56:29,974 You're going to help me with Herman? 488 00:56:30,491 --> 00:56:34,801 You care about as much for Herman as for me : not at all. 489 00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:37,626 A great deal. 490 00:56:39,130 --> 00:56:42,512 Take the keys, so you can come and go as you like. 491 00:56:45,882 --> 00:56:48,185 We'll be back late. Bye... 492 00:56:49,147 --> 00:56:50,869 Give Herman my regards. 493 00:56:50,970 --> 00:56:53,840 I will, and you start your novel! 494 00:56:59,802 --> 00:57:01,459 Drive carefully! 495 00:57:34,106 --> 00:57:35,447 Chapter One 496 00:58:08,058 --> 00:58:13,525 When I arrived at V. yesterday... 497 00:58:34,554 --> 00:58:36,016 Damn... 498 00:58:37,082 --> 00:58:39,416 I'm wearing your shirt, Johan! 499 01:04:45,849 --> 01:04:47,442 Home movies? 500 01:04:48,922 --> 01:04:50,199 Johan. 501 01:04:51,451 --> 01:04:52,563 Henk. 502 01:04:53,402 --> 01:04:54,548 Ge? 503 01:05:50,842 --> 01:05:52,401 Snip, snip, snip... 504 01:05:59,898 --> 01:06:03,957 Do you take Christine to be your lawful wedded wife? 505 01:06:04,122 --> 01:06:05,812 What is your reply? 506 01:06:05,978 --> 01:06:07,026 I do! 507 01:06:09,562 --> 01:06:10,609 I do! 508 01:06:40,057 --> 01:06:41,519 All gone! 509 01:07:00,794 --> 01:07:03,991 That's all... the next one! 510 01:07:07,066 --> 01:07:08,113 Ge! 511 01:07:09,498 --> 01:07:11,886 That's for Gerrit of course! 512 01:07:11,993 --> 01:07:15,671 A real clodhopper's name. 513 01:07:48,153 --> 01:07:51,732 Damn it! Christine, my girl... 514 01:07:52,249 --> 01:07:53,525 She's had... 515 01:07:54,202 --> 01:07:57,202 She's been married twice! 516 01:07:57,754 --> 01:08:00,623 She's been fucking married twice! 517 01:08:02,266 --> 01:08:06,706 Why didn't you tell me? 518 01:08:07,290 --> 01:08:09,941 What a god awful movie... 519 01:08:29,593 --> 01:08:32,343 I don't like nature films... 520 01:08:33,498 --> 01:08:34,425 Ge... 521 01:08:34,937 --> 01:08:36,944 I've had Ge... 522 01:08:37,498 --> 01:08:39,090 I'll try Henk. 523 01:08:50,074 --> 01:08:51,732 Hello Henky! 524 01:08:59,161 --> 01:09:02,325 I'm the first talking goldfish. 525 01:09:50,457 --> 01:09:52,115 Another one! 526 01:09:52,601 --> 01:09:54,510 Another wedding? 527 01:09:55,002 --> 01:09:57,075 She didn't tell me! 528 01:09:58,521 --> 01:10:00,943 Why didn't you tell me? 529 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,091 Three times... 530 01:10:07,193 --> 01:10:09,910 ...why didn't you tell me? 531 01:10:17,082 --> 01:10:19,603 Married three times... 532 01:10:19,706 --> 01:10:22,389 What a mess! 533 01:10:23,161 --> 01:10:25,747 I'd prefer porn! 534 01:10:38,458 --> 01:10:41,075 I'm in there too... 535 01:10:57,818 --> 01:11:05,553 Tiddle-dee, tiddle-door, who is number four? 536 01:11:34,361 --> 01:11:36,881 Christine, darling... 537 01:11:37,626 --> 01:11:41,106 What's this? What are you doing here? 538 01:11:41,402 --> 01:11:44,663 Sorry, I thought you were Christine. 539 01:11:45,177 --> 01:11:47,184 The back's the same. 540 01:11:47,449 --> 01:11:49,588 How do you know what Christine looks like in the nude? 541 01:11:49,690 --> 01:11:52,558 Because we went swimming and I was in my bikini. 542 01:11:52,665 --> 01:11:57,422 This is Gerard, the writer I told you about. He's here to work. 543 01:11:57,657 --> 01:11:58,704 Well... 544 01:12:00,570 --> 01:12:03,701 Working with the whiskey bottle, by the smell of it. 545 01:12:03,833 --> 01:12:06,736 Let's go to bed, I'm dead-tired. 546 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:09,780 Tomorrow morning...! 547 01:13:05,465 --> 01:13:07,156 Look at it this way... 548 01:13:07,545 --> 01:13:10,741 I n Germany they're in need of plumbers too. 549 01:13:10,841 --> 01:13:13,777 So I set me up a business with Dutch labor. 550 01:13:14,137 --> 01:13:15,665 Pour me some more. 551 01:13:16,216 --> 01:13:20,494 And I got 5 chaps there now, all working black... 552 01:13:20,568 --> 01:13:22,641 ... and drawing welfare in Holland besides. 553 01:13:22,874 --> 01:13:24,499 A lot of sugar, baby. 554 01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:27,351 And they give me no trouble, 'cause if they did... 555 01:13:27,769 --> 01:13:29,841 ... I would report them to Labor Inspection. 556 01:13:29,945 --> 01:13:34,703 Those ham and eggs are just the thing especially after last night. 557 01:13:34,809 --> 01:13:36,271 Really, Herman. 558 01:13:36,857 --> 01:13:38,646 I mean the long drive. 559 01:13:39,737 --> 01:13:42,607 Don't be shy, Gerard's a writer. 560 01:13:42,713 --> 01:13:45,942 - He's used to a thing or two. - Stop it. 561 01:13:46,714 --> 01:13:49,813 Damn, it's empty. I'll get a fresh pack. 562 01:13:50,649 --> 01:13:52,984 The world of Peter Stuyvesant... 563 01:13:53,209 --> 01:13:54,933 ... so much more to enjoy. 564 01:13:56,058 --> 01:13:58,294 What do you think of him? 565 01:14:00,121 --> 01:14:01,942 He's really got something. 566 01:14:02,618 --> 01:14:04,657 How was it last night? 567 01:14:05,722 --> 01:14:07,926 - Zilch. - Zilch? 568 01:14:08,025 --> 01:14:13,721 We hadn't met in weeks... and oopla! He came and zonk! Fell asleep. 569 01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:15,474 Tough... 570 01:14:18,617 --> 01:14:20,657 You'll find out what's wrong, won't you? 571 01:14:20,761 --> 01:14:23,216 - You said you could. - Sure, my love. 572 01:14:23,481 --> 01:14:25,904 And you've always got me, in case of need. 573 01:14:29,369 --> 01:14:31,377 Or did you want us both? 574 01:14:31,769 --> 01:14:35,218 No, I'm not like that. Not the one and the other. 575 01:14:35,354 --> 01:14:37,720 - It's more either/or. - Either/or? 576 01:14:38,298 --> 01:14:39,890 What are you two either/or-ing? 577 01:14:39,992 --> 01:14:42,612 Gerard asked me about my morning, and I have to work. 578 01:14:42,713 --> 01:14:45,080 It's either working, or neglecting the salon. 579 01:14:45,177 --> 01:14:47,152 Working? Today? 580 01:14:47,512 --> 01:14:50,709 I've taken the whole damned week off for you! 581 01:14:50,809 --> 01:14:52,750 It's just this morning, sweetheart. 582 01:14:52,858 --> 01:14:56,687 Monday mornings I have to see my salesmen. I'll be free this afternoon. 583 01:14:56,793 --> 01:14:59,859 That's great! I'll be bored to tears meanwhile. 584 01:15:00,153 --> 01:15:03,469 - Do something with Gerard. - He's here to work too! 585 01:15:03,578 --> 01:15:05,334 So I don't work this morning. 586 01:15:05,465 --> 01:15:08,847 Yes... show him around. 587 01:15:10,490 --> 01:15:12,082 Or talk to him. 588 01:15:13,977 --> 01:15:16,399 Perhaps he'll write about us. 589 01:15:16,921 --> 01:15:18,414 Then we'll be in a book. 590 01:15:18,521 --> 01:15:21,521 What's the use of being in a book? 591 01:15:25,913 --> 01:15:28,466 You know what? Take the car. 592 01:15:28,792 --> 01:15:30,386 I don't need it anyway. 593 01:15:31,225 --> 01:15:32,403 Shall we? 594 01:15:37,018 --> 01:15:38,676 I have to get to the meeting. 595 01:15:38,777 --> 01:15:41,166 Leave the dishes, I'll have Adrienne clean up. 596 01:15:41,273 --> 01:15:43,477 - They're here, Madam. - Ah, gentlemen! 597 01:15:47,929 --> 01:15:51,093 I've seen you before. At Amsterdam Central. 598 01:15:51,257 --> 01:15:52,884 That's possible. 599 01:15:54,777 --> 01:15:55,955 Or someone else. 600 01:15:56,058 --> 01:15:58,360 - I have an ordinary face. - It was you. 601 01:15:58,456 --> 01:16:00,725 I don't forget a bod like you. 602 01:16:02,138 --> 01:16:04,177 So we're going to tour around? 603 01:16:05,433 --> 01:16:06,926 Whatever you like. 604 01:16:07,225 --> 01:16:09,844 You wanted to, didn't you? For your work. 605 01:16:10,809 --> 01:16:13,459 I don't have to tour for my work. 606 01:16:15,066 --> 01:16:16,243 No. 607 01:16:18,073 --> 01:16:21,586 I wanted to have a chat with you. A long chat. 608 01:16:21,945 --> 01:16:24,662 - Privately. - With me? 609 01:16:25,625 --> 01:16:30,033 There's nothing I can tell you. I'm just an ordinary boy. 610 01:16:30,106 --> 01:16:33,172 I always write about ordinary people. 611 01:16:34,169 --> 01:16:37,944 As I said on TV, the ordinary man is my central theme. 612 01:16:38,041 --> 01:16:39,536 All of him. 613 01:16:39,706 --> 01:16:40,949 Above... 614 01:16:41,882 --> 01:16:43,605 ... and below the belt. 615 01:16:44,858 --> 01:16:49,135 Yes... you've been on TV, haven't you? 616 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:51,637 And on the radio and in the papers, sure. 617 01:16:53,914 --> 01:16:56,696 - Is it true what they write? - What? 618 01:16:57,210 --> 01:17:00,209 - All the goings on in the studios? - What do you mean? 619 01:17:01,817 --> 01:17:04,151 About everyone screwing everyone. 620 01:17:04,249 --> 01:17:06,387 What you read in the tabloids. 621 01:17:07,545 --> 01:17:09,617 It's even worse. 622 01:17:12,249 --> 01:17:14,932 - I could tell you stories. - Tell me. 623 01:17:17,209 --> 01:17:20,373 There's one bigwig when he throws a party... 624 01:17:20,473 --> 01:17:24,980 ...the neighbors secure their kids behind locks this big. 625 01:17:25,082 --> 01:17:27,895 Kids six or seven years of age. 626 01:17:28,282 --> 01:17:30,737 Girls, but boys too. 627 01:17:32,218 --> 01:17:34,191 What do you think of that... 628 01:17:34,809 --> 01:17:36,369 ... little boys? 629 01:17:37,882 --> 01:17:40,368 - Hello sir. Hi, Herman. - Adrienne... 630 01:17:40,473 --> 01:17:42,415 Madam told me to clean up. 631 01:17:42,521 --> 01:17:44,147 Won't you join us? 632 01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:46,354 Funny bunny. 633 01:17:46,489 --> 01:17:48,594 Tell me more, Gerard. 634 01:17:48,889 --> 01:17:51,223 Later in the car. 635 01:17:51,480 --> 01:17:53,903 - Coming? - Good morning. 636 01:18:03,737 --> 01:18:07,415 - What the hell are you doing? - For later! You with a famous writer! 637 01:18:07,513 --> 01:18:09,488 Who cares... Bye! 638 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:24,374 Now tell me, do these TV people go at it all the time? 639 01:18:24,473 --> 01:18:26,229 They slow down in their 80's. 640 01:18:26,329 --> 01:18:29,777 Can't we find a quiet place in the dunes? I'm a nature lover. 641 01:18:29,880 --> 01:18:31,256 Ah, I like touring. 642 01:18:34,840 --> 01:18:38,004 And are those showgirls an easy lay, too? 643 01:18:38,490 --> 01:18:41,936 - You revel in such things, don't you? - I love sex. 644 01:18:42,137 --> 01:18:44,111 Sure, but do you ever do anything about it? 645 01:18:44,217 --> 01:18:47,283 I lay them by the dozen if need be. Don't you? 646 01:18:49,882 --> 01:18:52,663 What do you think I did with Chrissy last night? 647 01:18:54,009 --> 01:18:56,790 But Christine has often walked down the aisle. 648 01:18:56,984 --> 01:18:59,800 Never had any luck. Take me to the studios some time. 649 01:19:00,601 --> 01:19:02,008 Stupid bitch! 650 01:19:02,104 --> 01:19:04,113 Wait... stop! 651 01:19:04,280 --> 01:19:05,842 Stop!! 652 01:19:06,009 --> 01:19:08,114 You got something going with her?! 653 01:19:08,217 --> 01:19:10,551 I saw that woman in a dream! 654 01:19:13,177 --> 01:19:14,519 Ma'am! 655 01:19:47,865 --> 01:19:49,326 Nothing, I guess. 656 01:19:50,937 --> 01:19:53,490 Probably screwing on some tombstone. 657 01:19:53,593 --> 01:19:56,244 I read about them : cemetery whores. 658 01:20:02,393 --> 01:20:04,400 - Damn weather! - There! 659 01:20:11,705 --> 01:20:13,167 We'll get soaked. 660 01:20:13,272 --> 01:20:15,029 - That one's open! - I n that tomb?! 661 01:20:15,129 --> 01:20:17,169 Dead men don't bite, only live ones do. 662 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,613 Do you want to get hit? 663 01:20:53,497 --> 01:20:55,319 It wouldn't be the first time. 664 01:20:55,800 --> 01:20:58,583 - But you won't. - Won't l? 665 01:20:59,705 --> 01:21:00,720 No. 666 01:21:13,881 --> 01:21:15,670 Do you think I'll like it? 667 01:21:16,345 --> 01:21:17,939 I'm gonna try... 668 01:21:20,216 --> 01:21:22,355 Keep going, Gerard. 669 01:21:28,409 --> 01:21:30,581 I saw you at the station... 670 01:21:33,112 --> 01:21:35,349 ... and your picture later on... 671 01:21:36,570 --> 01:21:38,806 ... such a beautiful boy. 672 01:21:46,585 --> 01:21:49,813 I thought I've got to have him, even if it kills me. 673 01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:51,342 I like your spiel... 674 01:21:51,673 --> 01:21:53,844 ... nobody's ever told me that before. 675 01:21:53,945 --> 01:21:55,854 Spieling is my profession. 676 01:21:56,184 --> 01:22:00,789 I kept lobbying with Christine... and hoping that you would come. 677 01:22:01,274 --> 01:22:03,640 I like you going for me, Gerard. 678 01:22:07,416 --> 01:22:09,872 I, dirty old man. 679 01:22:15,416 --> 01:22:17,805 LOVI NG HUSBANDS OF CHRISTI NE HALSLAG 680 01:23:35,545 --> 01:23:38,511 - My God! - Hey, what's up? 681 01:23:38,617 --> 01:23:39,893 Three dead! 682 01:23:40,312 --> 01:23:42,069 Look at those urns! 683 01:23:44,409 --> 01:23:45,969 I'll be damned! 684 01:23:47,129 --> 01:23:49,202 Chrissy's family grave. 685 01:23:49,337 --> 01:23:51,726 She had all three of them cremated. 686 01:23:52,313 --> 01:23:54,800 A fourth and they can play bridge. 687 01:23:54,905 --> 01:23:57,523 - Did you know they were dead? - Of course. 688 01:23:57,625 --> 01:24:00,014 The whole town knows, and even pities her. 689 01:24:00,120 --> 01:24:02,771 Pities her? She let them die, and I know how! 690 01:24:02,872 --> 01:24:06,189 - Oh, come off it! - She had one crash with a parachute 691 01:24:06,296 --> 01:24:10,290 She fed one to the lions and sank the other at sea. Bet she didn't tell you! 692 01:24:10,392 --> 01:24:13,426 Bullshit! One of them had to show off in the Safari Park... 693 01:24:13,528 --> 01:24:16,115 ...the second one's parachute didn't open and the third... 694 01:24:16,217 --> 01:24:17,427 And who'll be the fourth?! 695 01:24:17,528 --> 01:24:22,068 - Get your hands off me! - You or me! Get that?! One of us! 696 01:24:22,201 --> 01:24:24,818 I don't get it. I'm stupid to get it Mr. Writer, sir. 697 01:24:24,920 --> 01:24:28,882 I say be an ordinary plumber, but you, you're a raving lunatic! 698 01:24:28,985 --> 01:24:30,643 That woman is deadly! 699 01:24:30,777 --> 01:24:32,369 Three husbands, three dead bodies! 700 01:24:32,473 --> 01:24:35,255 One of us will be the fourth, can't you see that? 701 01:24:35,352 --> 01:24:36,759 Deadly? 702 01:24:37,464 --> 01:24:40,181 You just want to scare me so I'll split! 703 01:24:40,281 --> 01:24:43,827 So you'll have Chrissy for yourself and all her money! Forget it! 704 01:24:43,928 --> 01:24:47,540 You can't rattle this boy, this boy's staying with Chrissy! 705 01:24:50,424 --> 01:24:52,945 - You stay and you're dead! - Bullshit! 706 01:24:54,393 --> 01:24:57,240 One of us will croak! 707 01:24:57,625 --> 01:24:58,573 Scram! 708 01:24:58,681 --> 01:25:03,055 Fine! I'll read the headlines about your death! 709 01:25:04,985 --> 01:25:06,741 Raving lunatic! 710 01:25:16,856 --> 01:25:18,645 - Get in! - No! 711 01:25:20,824 --> 01:25:22,712 I'm leaving for Amsterdam! 712 01:25:23,256 --> 01:25:25,678 Get in and I'll take you to the station. 713 01:25:25,784 --> 01:25:28,053 Just don't take me anywhere near that woman. 714 01:25:28,152 --> 01:25:29,778 Okay. She's mine then. 715 01:25:45,719 --> 01:25:47,891 - Can't you pass them? - Grouch! 716 01:26:16,185 --> 01:26:19,087 You're driving beside your own funeral, Herman. 717 01:26:22,968 --> 01:26:24,048 Watch out! 718 01:27:56,024 --> 01:27:58,512 First him, doctor, first look at him. 719 01:28:10,296 --> 01:28:11,923 Cover him, Ria. 720 01:28:15,993 --> 01:28:19,537 Mr. de Vries... you're a doctor. 721 01:28:19,864 --> 01:28:22,734 Mr. Reve! Calm down. 722 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:26,099 What a shame we have to meet here. 723 01:28:26,200 --> 01:28:30,543 Tension gauge. Life takes strange turns. 724 01:28:30,777 --> 01:28:32,599 I didn't know you were a doctor. 725 01:28:32,697 --> 01:28:36,821 That's why matters of life and death interest me. Bloem! 726 01:28:36,920 --> 01:28:40,117 Thinking of death I cannot sleep, remember? 727 01:28:40,217 --> 01:28:42,638 How is he? How's Herman? 728 01:28:42,745 --> 01:28:46,192 - He's in very bad shape. - Dead? 729 01:28:46,297 --> 01:28:47,245 Yes. 730 01:28:55,160 --> 01:28:57,550 A friend of yours? A relative? 731 01:28:59,256 --> 01:29:00,784 The fourth man! 732 01:29:00,888 --> 01:29:03,310 I told him but he wouldn't believe me. 733 01:29:03,479 --> 01:29:04,975 Doctor, the liver. 734 01:29:05,945 --> 01:29:09,359 Now Herman can go into a vase too, he can... 735 01:29:09,464 --> 01:29:13,294 - Enlarged but intact. - Normal reflexes. 736 01:29:13,400 --> 01:29:16,400 - She's done it again. - You've had a lucky escape. 737 01:29:16,505 --> 01:29:18,893 But she's done it again... 738 01:29:19,448 --> 01:29:21,105 ...the fourth man. 739 01:29:21,688 --> 01:29:23,444 She takes him like a spider... 740 01:29:23,544 --> 01:29:27,253 ... a spider also fucks her mate and then devours him... dead! 741 01:29:27,384 --> 01:29:30,996 Quite a shock for you. Keep on talking, it'll settle you down. 742 01:29:31,096 --> 01:29:34,293 She's a spider, a witch. She leads men to ruin. 743 01:29:34,456 --> 01:29:36,496 She seduced me with Herman's picture. 744 01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:38,258 Who are you talking about? 745 01:29:38,712 --> 01:29:40,403 About Christine, doctor. 746 01:29:40,953 --> 01:29:42,675 Christine Halslag. 747 01:29:46,009 --> 01:29:46,956 She's a witch. 748 01:29:47,161 --> 01:29:50,576 Everything checks. She even has a numb spot on her back... 749 01:29:50,680 --> 01:29:52,916 ... like the witches in the middle ages. 750 01:29:53,016 --> 01:29:54,642 It all connects. 751 01:29:55,480 --> 01:29:58,414 Keep on talking... about witches. 752 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:01,204 She killed them all! 753 01:30:01,304 --> 01:30:05,712 Don't scoff at the poor girl's misfortunes. I've known her for years. 754 01:30:05,817 --> 01:30:09,777 Those were tragic accidents. Especially for her. 755 01:30:09,880 --> 01:30:11,254 But these things happen! 756 01:30:11,352 --> 01:30:14,548 Four accidents in a row is damn strange! 757 01:30:14,648 --> 01:30:17,299 Use your head! 758 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:20,498 One plus one is still two! 759 01:30:22,199 --> 01:30:23,181 Alright. 760 01:30:24,632 --> 01:30:27,534 Then let me tell you how a physician sees you. 761 01:30:28,215 --> 01:30:33,170 You turn a dead tourist into a giant with 30 grieving dwarfs. 762 01:30:33,817 --> 01:30:35,792 You're a compulsive liar. 763 01:30:35,896 --> 01:30:38,677 You lie the truth! I heard you say so! 764 01:30:38,936 --> 01:30:42,133 I diagnose an enlarged liver due to mild alcoholism... 765 01:30:42,232 --> 01:30:43,727 ... and you're in shock. 766 01:30:44,344 --> 01:30:46,515 Otherwise you're as healthy as a horse! 767 01:30:46,616 --> 01:30:49,583 No! She fucks you and finishes you off! 768 01:30:50,264 --> 01:30:52,631 Okay, I'll go along with you. 769 01:30:52,952 --> 01:30:56,401 He slept with her, you slept with her. 770 01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:58,029 He is dead. 771 01:30:59,128 --> 01:31:00,950 Why are you still alive? 772 01:31:03,352 --> 01:31:07,181 - Because Mary helped me. - Mary? 773 01:31:08,472 --> 01:31:09,584 Mary who? 774 01:31:11,064 --> 01:31:14,577 Mary, the Mother of God. 775 01:31:15,225 --> 01:31:17,264 She, in person... 776 01:31:17,432 --> 01:31:19,320 ... she helped me. 777 01:31:20,119 --> 01:31:21,876 The woman in blue. 778 01:31:24,152 --> 01:31:25,559 Mary helped you. 779 01:31:32,728 --> 01:31:36,722 It all checks, it does. 780 01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:44,624 She was on the train, with the blood on that picture. 781 01:31:45,688 --> 01:31:47,695 She wanted to warn me. 782 01:31:49,304 --> 01:31:51,508 And later in the Beauty Salon... 783 01:31:53,047 --> 01:31:54,870 ... she was lying beside me. 784 01:31:55,992 --> 01:31:58,894 "When you're warned, you must listen... " 785 01:32:01,752 --> 01:32:04,174 And she was at the cemetery this morning. 786 01:32:06,711 --> 01:32:08,501 Mary is with me. 787 01:32:13,176 --> 01:32:15,281 Mary is among us. 788 01:32:17,528 --> 01:32:19,732 Mary is among us... in Vlissingen? 789 01:32:21,495 --> 01:32:26,100 I'm a Catholic myself, Mr. Reve. 790 01:32:26,199 --> 01:32:29,331 I've got six kids and my third name is Maria... 791 01:32:29,431 --> 01:32:32,728 ... but that Mary would be among us in Vlissingen... 792 01:32:32,824 --> 01:32:37,014 ...to help you against Christine, beauty specialist and witch! 793 01:32:37,337 --> 01:32:38,742 Lie down! 794 01:32:38,839 --> 01:32:41,839 There she is! The Godforsaken witch! 795 01:32:42,424 --> 01:32:44,213 Godforsaken witch! 796 01:32:44,312 --> 01:32:45,621 I'll kill you! 797 01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:47,859 Nurse! Injection! 10cc! 798 01:33:03,640 --> 01:33:05,014 Mary... 799 01:33:06,167 --> 01:33:09,070 Easy, it'll be alright. 800 01:33:15,640 --> 01:33:17,134 Easy... 801 01:33:35,192 --> 01:33:39,447 This one to the morgue, the other to neurology for now, Ria. 802 01:33:39,544 --> 01:33:41,170 And your prognosis, doctor? 803 01:33:41,271 --> 01:33:45,167 No alcohol, then prolonged psychiatric treatment. 804 01:33:45,305 --> 01:33:49,744 I'll take him some time to collect his wits. 805 01:33:49,944 --> 01:33:53,173 - Unless Mary helps him, of course. - Of course. 806 01:33:56,600 --> 01:33:58,869 Rotten for you, Christine. 807 01:33:58,968 --> 01:34:02,480 I got the fright of my life. Did you see him come after me? 808 01:34:02,872 --> 01:34:06,418 Writers can do fine things... 809 01:34:06,904 --> 01:34:09,870 ... but when they crack up, they're a menace. 810 01:34:09,976 --> 01:34:12,823 Here, dry your tears. 811 01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:14,677 An emergency. 812 01:34:15,064 --> 01:34:18,413 Sit down here, I'll phone you a cab. 813 01:34:19,448 --> 01:34:23,343 I'll come back and tell you what Gerard said about you. 814 01:34:50,744 --> 01:34:53,493 - Feeling sad? - Yes. 815 01:34:54,104 --> 01:34:55,314 Where do you live? 816 01:34:57,496 --> 01:35:00,246 Let me take you home, I'm going that way. 817 01:35:00,408 --> 01:35:03,920 - No, they're getting me a cab. - That'll take ages. Come on. 818 01:35:23,960 --> 01:35:28,150 - You wind surf? Any good at it? - Yes, out at sea and in the harbor. 819 01:35:28,407 --> 01:35:31,375 - Among the big tankers. - Isn't that dangerous? 820 01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,935 It's child's play. Want me to teach you? 821 01:35:34,040 --> 01:35:38,131 No, it's not my sort of thing, but I'll come and film you some time. 822 01:35:38,424 --> 01:35:39,853 Oh, any time. 55134

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