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- OK. Let's do some business.
- Welcome to Washington, Harry.
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Ed. I hate this town.
You know my sister's kid, JJ?
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- Pleasure to see you...
- Don't give him a speech!
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Talk to me. You set up the hotel?
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Everything is in order. Here's some
stuff by that reporter I told you about.
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Are you still going to make me
do that interview?
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Look over this New Republic article
he wrote on the EEC.
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He's not some do-gooder
with an axe to grind on my neck, is he?
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You don't want a pushover, Harry.
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If Paul gives you the thumbs-up,
it's a big deal in this town.
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Think he knows anything?
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God, no! That's why it's good for you
to meet him up front.
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It shows you have nothing to hide.
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Uncle Harry.
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Jesus Christ! Hey!
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- Billie!
- What?
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When a door opens on a plane,
you get out!
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Move it!
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They've arrived.
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Welcome to the Willard, Mr Brock.
I hope you had a pleasant journey.
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Here he is. Remember, treat him nicely,
don't try to con him. Just be yourself.
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- Paul! Good to see you again.
- Hello, Ed. How are you?
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No more hardnosed
investigative stuff, huh?
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Your man doesn't have
a problem with that, does he?
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No! You're just
interviewing businessmen now.
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You know what they say, Ed.
The business of America is business.
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Harry Brock, this is Paul Verrall.
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The writer. I know. I liked that thing
you did for the New Republic on the EEC.
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Well...
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Thank you.
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The suite is newly remodelled,
the marble is Italian
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and this wonderful glass
comes from the South of France.
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We're specially proud
of these atria,
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which give this suite
a lovely, open quality.
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- I hope Mrs Brock is satisfied?
- She's not Mrs Brock.
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- That's fine.
- You bet it's fine.
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There's only one Mrs Brock
and she's my mother. And she's dead.
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I'm sorry...
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Listen. Anybody that works in this room,
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tell them to do it good,
do it fast, nobody gets hurt.
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I don't like a lot of people around,
and I don't like waiting.
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Of course, Mr Brock.
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- Like to save my life?
- With soda or plain water?
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- Plain.
- Coming right up.
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- Paul, would you like a drink?
- I'm fine, Ed, thanks.
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- If there's anything I can do...
- There is.
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Go into Billie's room and see
she gets everything she wants.
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She asks for somethin', I'm asking.
What about those white flowers?
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The gardenias? All taken care of.
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Did you get that other stuff?
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Diet cream soda, the bean dip,
tweezers and cucumber masks?
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- All taken care of.
- All right. JJ! Handle him.
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Chauncy! Over here.
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Billie!
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What?
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- Well?
- What?
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- Not bad, huh?
- Not bad.
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Not bad? You know
what this is costing me a night?
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$6,500, you already told me.
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- So?
- So, I don't like new towns.
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You have to learn
all new channels.
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It took me almost a minute
to find my soap!
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So, what's this gonna be, pal?
A plug or a pan?
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I like to know these things. Then I know
how to talk if I know your angle.
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No angle. Just the facts.
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A pan. Listen, I gotta do my stairs
and stuff. Are you OK with that?
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Sure.
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Good! JJ, get a barber up here
for when I get back.
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Grab my sweats, we're outta here.
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I'm talking to you cos Ed told me to.
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I pay him a couple of hundred grand
a year for advice.
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I'd be a fool not to take it.
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Excuse me, mind if I...?
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Anyway, go ahead.
Give me your best shot.
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How much money have you got?
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- What am I, an accountant?
- You don't know?
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Not exactly.
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Fifty million?
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Honest to God, I don't know.
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- Ten million?
- Maybe.
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- One million?
- More!
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- How much more?
- How much you got?
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I've saved a little.
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You don't save money, bud,
you make it!
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This is the worst time of day, after the
soaps but before Entertainment Tonight.
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I have some papers
for you to sign.
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What happened to all that stuff
I signed yesterday?
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The back page of each set.
By the Xs.
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It seems like I signed
about 10,000 of these.
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That's what you get for being
a multiple corporate officer!
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Is that what I am?
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No wonder I'm having so much fun.
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Is it true you spent 400 million
on your new complex?
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Brock Village.
Finest thing ever built.
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2,000 condos, 175 shops...
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...and two-count 'em-two
golf courses. My masterpiece.
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- Did you have to take on a lot of debt?
- You gotta spend it to make it, pal.
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Not too vigorous, honey.
I get 'em done every day.
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Just buff 'em up real nice.
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How's the interview going?
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Oh, great!
I found out he has parents.
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I still don't know
why he came to Washington.
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Just a little tax business.
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I didn't believe him either.
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So far, I've been nice to you.
What are you pumping me for?
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That's a reporter's work, Mr Brock.
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Who, what, when, where, how...
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...and why.
- Sounds like a law firm to me.
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- You know how much I hate lawyers.
- I can vouch for that!
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Are you ever afraid
that you're gonna lose all this?
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Never. I want it all too much.
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What about things that are
beyond your control, like... fate?
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You show me a businessman
believes in fate,
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I'll show you the first businessman
who ever went broke.
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I started with a wagon,
selling somebody's junk.
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And I got here in a silk suit,
talking to a college know-it-all like you.
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If I lose it,
I'll meet you right back here in this room,
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in a new silk suit.
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Why would you lose it all, Mr Brock?
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Hey, wait a minute!
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Where do you think
you're going with that?
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- My room.
- Put it back.
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- I just wanted...
- Put it back.
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We have a party to go to.
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I don't see why I can't...
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Because I say you can't, that's why!
Put it back!
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Do what I'm tellin' you!
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What'll you take to cut his throat,
barber?
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Harry, don't get so upset...
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Don't tell me what to do.
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You don't have to be so formal
around me, Harry!
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- Relax, be yourself.
- Excuse me.
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Uncle Harry, we gotta be
at the Duffees' at seven o'clock.
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Is that Alex Duffee,
the Secretary of the Navy?
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- JJ, would you get my briefcase?
- Sure, Ed.
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Sorry about the blow-up.
Short fuse.
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But I like talking to you.
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You make me laugh.
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Finally, a purpose in life.
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- How about you working for me?
- Harry, I don't think...
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Did I ask you?
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- Let the man answer.
- What would I do?
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What do you care?
We'll find something for you.
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I don't think so, Mr Brock.
Thanks for the offer.
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- See you around, pal.
- Sure.
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Not a bad guy for an egghead.
Send him a gift, a pen or something.
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You pissed at me?
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No.
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You don't look right.
Want an aspirin?
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No, Harry, I'm fine.
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Considering I've been dead for 12 years,
I feel great.
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Now with your abdominals
contracted, buttocks tight,
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you're going to be lifting the leg,
starting with the contraction.
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Here you go. And... contract.
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And lift it. CP, OK?
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CL, contract and lift.
Contract and lift...
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Hey!
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- Tomorrow, we meet the lobbyists.
- I want congressmen... Billie!
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What?
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Hurry up. We're going down.
Meet you in the car.
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JJ'll wait.
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I can't just phone Congress...
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I leveraged my ass
to build Brock Village.
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If that base closes, I'm looking at
four million square feet of squat
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and I'm signing Chapter Eleven papers.
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Relax. That's the beauty of putting
the companies in Billie's name.
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They can't be taken to settle any debts.
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Technically, they're not your companies.
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If I lose Brock Village, what's to say
I can't lose everything else?
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This is your fault! I want names.
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- Tomorrow, I've got lunch scheduled...
- Tonight, tonight!
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Tonight, you'll see Senator Hedges,
head of Appropriations.
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He's behind in his fundraising
and his race is very tight.
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- That's what I wanna hear.
- But Harry...!
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He's not a construction foreman.
The machinations required...
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Don't Harvard talk me. I didn't make
my money by being an idiot.
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Where the hell's Billie?
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Calm yourself, I'm here.
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- Does she look OK to you?
- What's the matter with how I look?
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- That's what I wanna know.
- What do you know?
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You open beer cans with your teeth!
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- You look beautiful, Billie.
- Thank you, Ed.
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Are you sure?
I don't wanna start off on no left foot.
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- I'm sure, I'm sure.
- That's OK. That's beautiful!
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JJ, you stay here.
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- Good evening, Alex!
- Hi, Ed. How are you?
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- May I introduce my friend...
- Harry Brock, nice to meet you.
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And Miss Billie Dawn.
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What a beautiful name!
This is my wife, Beatrice.
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Hello, how are you?
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Charmed!
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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Hello, Bea.
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Senator Dorn and his wife Lilly...
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Senator, Harry Brock,
pleasure to meet you. Hi.
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And Senator and Mrs Hedges.
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Senator, good to see you.
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Billie, this is Senator Hedges.
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Yeah, that's what he said.
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- What brings you to town?
- Sightseeing, taking it easy.
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Oh, that'll be the day!
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I'm a little dry.
Care to join me for a drink?
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Excuse us, ladies. Alex.
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- It's so screwed up I can't do...
- Mr Brock! Good to see you again.
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What a coincidence, hey, Sherlock?
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- How's it going?
- I'm off duty. My meter ain't running.
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- Billie's here from Chicago.
- Really?
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I got my doctorate from
the University of Chicago.
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I just interviewed your mayor.
I have a radio show.
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What are you planning to see
while you're here?
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I don't really know.
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Since I've never been here before,
I don't know what there is to see.
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What kinds of things are you interested in?
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- Maybe something with the Kennedys.
- You could go to the Kennedy Center.
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No, I'd like to see their house, go
on one of them tours, like Graceland.
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You learn a lot about a person
when you see their home.
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Did you know
that Elvis had over 40 TVs?
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I mean, when I saw that,
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I knew that Elvis must have been
a really lonely man.
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They say it on the tour,
about the 40 TVs,
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like it was a big thing,
like you should be jealous of Elvis.
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But it just made me really sad.
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Everybody in the world
worshipped Elvis,
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and it was like he couldn't be
in a room alone. You know?
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- I mean, that's sad, don't you think?
- Well...
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Kennedy lived in the White House.
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Oh, yeah, well, that would be great
if I could see right in there.
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If you do decide to take a tour,
my husband can help.
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- He's the Under-Secretary of Commerce.
- Is that like a receptionist?
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Isn't a receptionist
under a secretary?
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Well, he certainly feels that way
sometimes!
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I think I need to freshen this up.
Is everyone else all right?
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I could use another one.
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- What about you, Billie?
- No, thank you.
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Something I said was wrong, wasn't it?
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It's no big deal.
237
00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,988
Mind if I ask you something?
238
00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:47,076
Sure.
239
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,668
Is there something wrong
with my earrings or something,
240
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,792
because everybody
keeps staring at 'em.
241
00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:54,797
Oh, I don't know.
242
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:57,753
Maybe they're a little... big.
243
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:01,192
I thought big
was the whole idea with jewels.
244
00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:05,279
You don't need to wear jewels.
You're pretty enough.
245
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,996
Oh, sweet talk.
It's my favourite!
246
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,438
That's what the IMF is for!
247
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,437
No, this is NATO's responsibility.
248
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,836
NATO's not a factor any more.
The UN is the answer.
249
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:23,032
If there's trouble,
and there's going to be trouble,
250
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:27,233
UN troops should jump in and keep peace,
so those markets can grow.
251
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,670
It's incredible!
She's got boyfriends...
252
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:33,234
And what d'you think, Miss Dawn?
253
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:39,515
What is our responsibility
now that the Eastern Bloc has collapsed?
254
00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,791
I don't know.
How many people were hurt?
255
00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,797
What do you mean?
256
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:49,471
When the block collapsed, were people
hurt or was it just property damaged?
257
00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:53,510
We're talking about
the Eastern Bloc in Europe.
258
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,395
I don't think we should worry about them.
259
00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,272
We got enough problems
with our own streets
260
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,755
before we start fixing the ones in Europe.
261
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:10,118
Geeks!
262
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,674
- What?
- I said they're geeks!
263
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:15,917
- Who the hell are you to say?
- Billie Dawn, that's who.
264
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,190
Nobody asked ya, so shut up!
265
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,949
Pardon me if I'm taking up
too much space on your planet!
266
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:41,559
- Hello, JJ.
- Hey, Ed.
267
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,958
- Harry, could we go over a few things?
- Take her upstairs.
268
00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:49,036
Take me upstairs.
269
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,438
So, you having fun?
270
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,437
No. Are you?
271
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:58,030
No. Seems like
we've been gone a month already.
272
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,071
Tell me about it!
273
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:04,995
Billie is a liability. She doesn't know
what people are talking about.
274
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,872
People don't talk to Billie
to know things.
275
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,753
She makes them forget about
all the crap in the world.
276
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,269
Every time she opens her mouth,
she says something stupid.
277
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:15,312
That's going to make her stand out
in Washington!
278
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:18,358
People were laughing at her.
279
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,836
- Oh... They were?
- Yeah.
280
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,437
Well, they got to know her like I do.
281
00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:26,278
There's no reason for her to be here.
282
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:29,472
How about she owns more of me
than I do? One of your bright ideas!
283
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:32,512
It is a good idea.
Luckily, she doesn't know about it.
284
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,949
Any papers she needs to sign,
I can send to her at home.
285
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,198
No! No! OK?
There's another reason.
286
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,876
I'm crazy about her, OK?
287
00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:46,759
I'm crazy when she's not around.
288
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:19,234
I know what you mean
about those people being geeks.
289
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,118
They sure know
how to be stuffy, don't they?
290
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:27,028
I know you weren't so hot
to come on this trip, so...
291
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:33,032
Thanks, Harry.
292
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,639
Yeah.
293
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:40,237
Harry?
294
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:44,592
You know how when somebody dies,
it's OK to feel sad,
295
00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:48,918
but then at other times, when you're
supposed to be happy and you feel sad,
296
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:53,033
it's worse than the times when
you're allowed to be sad?
297
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:57,431
What the hell are you talking about?
298
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,075
Never mind.
299
00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:10,038
Hey! I know where there's this club.
300
00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,400
Let's go show these geeks
how to dance!
301
00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:17,273
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
302
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,152
Now?
303
00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,516
Come out here on the floor
304
00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,316
Let's rock some more
305
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:30,316
Come out here on the floor
306
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,273
Honey, let's rock some more, yeah!
307
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,158
Now when you get out here
308
00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:38,793
Don't you have no fear
309
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:41,832
Put your hands on your hip
And let your backbone slip
310
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,916
And work out!
311
00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:46,156
Ohh, my momma, move up
312
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,956
Party move back
313
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,316
Shuffle to the left
314
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,436
Wobble to the right
315
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,558
Now it's plain to see
316
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,238
You put a hurtin' on me
317
00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,998
But it's a natural fact
318
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,348
I like it like that
319
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,357
So work out!
320
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,436
Yeah, baby work out!
321
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,036
Baby, work out!
322
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,988
Shout and turn the joint out!
323
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,192
Work out, work out
324
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,276
Work all night long...
325
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:33,676
Hello?
326
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,472
Billie Dawn, please.
327
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,953
This is Billie.
328
00:21:37,080 --> 00:21:39,833
Marvellous! Cynthia Schreiber here.
329
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:42,269
We met last night at Duffees' sock- hop?
330
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,631
And I do a show for NPR. You know NPR?
331
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,479
They're the gun people, right?
332
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:54,152
During fundraising, they are! But usually
they're just National Public Radio.
333
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,590
Anyway...
I'd like you to be on my show.
334
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:04,033
- Me, on the radio? Are you kidding?
- Of course not. I know this is last- minute,
335
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,754
but my little dream
is that you'd come at around eleven.
336
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:12,352
Well... I mean, I don't know nothing
about Washington, or nothing.
337
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,038
I don't know if Harry would like that.
338
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:20,154
- You could promote what he's doing in DC.
- I could tell about Brock Village?
339
00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:21,679
Absolutely.
340
00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,155
OK.
341
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:27,952
Great!
342
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,799
- Yeah?
- Mr Devery, it's JJ.
343
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:32,990
Harry, it's for you.
344
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:35,475
- Brock.
- Hello, Uncle Harry?
345
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:39,115
It's JJ. Get a radio. Billie's on!
346
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,674
- She's on 89.3
- Why? What'd she do?
347
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,597
She's being interviewed.
348
00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,597
Holy Christ!
349
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,676
Turn the radio on, 89.3.
350
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,993
Now, you are here as the companion
of multi- millionaire Harry Brock.
351
00:22:57,960 --> 00:22:59,871
How did you two meet?
352
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,120
- In Las Vegas. I was in a show.
- So, you dance and sing?
353
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,949
Yeah, I wasn't only in the chorus,
I was a thespian.
354
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:13,471
I had lines. Five, to be exact.
Do you wanna hear them?
355
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:14,510
No!
356
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,757
- Abs... yes. Of course.
- OK, here goes.
357
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,757
Yes, I am.
358
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,519
He was here, but he's not here now.
359
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:24,437
Oh, just a friend.
360
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,757
I never drink with men I don't know.
361
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,836
Beat it, buster!
362
00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,432
I coulda been a star
if I woulda stuck with it.
363
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:35,949
But Harry didn't like me being in shows.
364
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:38,275
He likes to go to bed early.
365
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,960
Does Mr Brock do a lot of business
in Las Vegas?
366
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:44,914
What business?
He came to gamble and meet girls!
367
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,794
He doesn't do that any more.
Now, he just works.
368
00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:50,797
And works and works.
369
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:54,879
What is Mr Brock doing in Washington?
Is he a strong party man?
370
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:59,755
Is he! He can throw down a drink
faster than you can unzip your pants.
371
00:23:59,880 --> 00:24:04,032
Boy, can he dance!
We won a limbo contest.
372
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,832
And we got a medal.
373
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:08,030
She remembered the medal!
374
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:09,195
You wanna see it?
375
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,793
Yes.
376
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:15,071
OK. See?
377
00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,556
And... looks like first prize.
378
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,436
It has been said
that the love of wealth
379
00:24:25,560 --> 00:24:27,596
is at the heart of all Americans.
380
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,916
Do you think that's true?
381
00:24:31,840 --> 00:24:35,719
- I don't know. Who said it?
- Tocqueville.
382
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,671
He wrote Democracy In America,
383
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:41,759
possibly one of the most perceptive books
ever written about our system.
384
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,236
It's a book?
No wonder I never heard of it.
385
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:52,995
In future, I think it would be best to
limit Billie's exposure to the media,
386
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,350
given her limited understanding of...
387
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,436
well, everything.
388
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,160
Couldn't we do something?
Smarten her up a bit?
389
00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:02,589
She didn't know how to play gin rummy
till I taught her.
390
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,358
Now she beats my brains out.
391
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:06,675
Isn't there some kinda school?
392
00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:09,951
A long time would pass
before school had an impact on Billie.
393
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:12,196
I think we should send her back.
394
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,199
All she needs is someone to pound
some smarts into her, one on one.
395
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,719
I got an idea.
396
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:21,310
The four most terrifying words
in the English language.
397
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:27,435
- Ed tells me you teach at Georgetown.
- That's right.
398
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:28,629
How much you make?
399
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,910
- What am I, an accountant?
400
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,076
I love this guy!
401
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:38,272
Listen, Paulie, the reason I ask...
I got this friend.
402
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:40,231
Maybe you've seen her - Billie?
403
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,112
Billie. Right.
404
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:45,516
She's a nice kid,
but she's a little on the stupid side.
405
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,712
Not her fault. I found her in Vegas
and for Vegas, she's smart enough.
406
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:50,717
But Washington?
407
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,956
I'm just scared
she's going to be unhappy.
408
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:55,435
She's not used to these kind of people.
409
00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,677
I figure maybe you could help her.
And me. You know what I mean?
410
00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,631
No, I don't.
411
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:08,709
Show her the ropes, the low-down,
explain to her what goes on.
412
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:11,636
Really mean a lot to me.
413
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,149
I'd give you 200 bucks a day.
414
00:26:16,840 --> 00:26:20,469
I'm sorry, Harry,
but that's not what I do.
415
00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:22,477
350.
416
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:25,637
No. You see, money isn't the issue.
417
00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,990
- I told you, Harry.
- Shut up!
418
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,270
500.
419
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,598
- OK, I'll do it.
- You see?
420
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:41,953
As soon as he said money wasn't
the issue, I had him. I love this guy!
421
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,995
You know, Billie, we're in the big time
now. This ain't Chicago.
422
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:13,680
You're telling me!
423
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:20,591
You gotta be very careful
of everything you do.
424
00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:24,990
You understand my meaning?
425
00:27:26,360 --> 00:27:28,316
Yeah.
426
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:32,914
Gin.
427
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,677
Twenty-eight.
428
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:42,028
Twenty-ei...?
429
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,116
Twenty-eight!
430
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:12,114
This old man, he played two
He played knick- knack on my shoe
431
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,356
With a knick- knack paddywhack
Give a dog a bone
432
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:17,199
This old man came rolling home
433
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,234
Do you mind?
434
00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,316
No.
435
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,476
Gin.
436
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,196
See?
437
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,196
Thirty-four.
438
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:42,316
Thirty-four?
439
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,670
Thirty-four! Three, four!
440
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:54,996
So, anyway, I met a guy.
He's got a lotta time on his hands.
441
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:57,680
Since he knows this city pretty good,
442
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,633
it might be nice for you
to have someone to do things with.
443
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,274
- What's going on?
- Nothin'!
444
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,275
It's just... he's a smart guy.
445
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:13,949
It wouldn't hurt you
to learn... some things.
446
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,154
Since when have you been interested
in my brain?
447
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,714
Since you started exposing it
on the radio!
448
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,434
What did I do? I was trying to help you.
449
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,437
Honey, it's not your fault.
450
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,511
People don't know you like I do.
451
00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:29,316
You just...
452
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,479
You could use a little education
yourself, if you ask me.
453
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,750
- Who asked ya?
- Nobody.
454
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,757
So shut up.
455
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:47,037
Hold on a second. That will be...
225 dollars and ten cents.
456
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:50,357
- I gotta get the door.
- You always make me pay.
457
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,356
Ten cents.
458
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,751
- Sore loser!
- I'll get it.
459
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:08,919
- Now, you be nice to him.
- That's him at the door?
460
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,600
I don't want some stuffy old tutor!
461
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,713
- Be nice to him or I'll crack you one.
- It's a free country.
462
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:17,796
That's what you think!
463
00:30:29,360 --> 00:30:31,316
This is Paul Verrall.
464
00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,075
Very pleased to have you here.
465
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,997
I got some business to take care of,
466
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,588
so why don't you two
go someplace nice and talk?
467
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,713
- You wouldn't mind, would you?
- No way, I would love to.
468
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,552
Thanks.
469
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,558
So, what are you?
Some kind of gigolo?
470
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,194
No, I just...
471
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:21,199
- Well, Harry wants me to...
- He wants you to smarten me up?
472
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:24,638
No, I'm sure you're...
I think he just wants me to...
473
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:26,955
Smarten me up.
474
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,036
Yeah.
475
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:31,836
So, what's he paying you?
476
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,156
Five hundred bucks a day.
477
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:37,510
Sucker.
You coulda gotten twice that.
478
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:39,756
He's got a lot of it, you know.
479
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:43,229
I'd have done it for nothing.
480
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,353
Even if I am stupid,
it hasn't hurt me none.
481
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:51,278
- What do you mean?
- I've got everything that I want.
482
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,549
I got lots of jewels, big like I like.
483
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,238
Mink coat.
484
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,920
A TV that fits in my purse.
485
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,110
I want something, I ask for it.
486
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,832
If he don't give me what I want,
487
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:06,919
I don't give him what he wants.
If you get my drift?
488
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:10,071
And you're happy with this setup?
489
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,510
So long as I know how to get what I want,
that's all I want to know.
490
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,312
Makes sense.
491
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:18,512
So long as you know
what it is you want.
492
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,517
Exactly.
493
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:21,789
What?
494
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,673
Well, I mean, if you don't know a lot,
495
00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:28,392
how do you know that a mink coat
is the best thing to have?
496
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:31,592
Because I used to have
a rabbit coat.
497
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,035
I love this song.
498
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,037
Let's dance.
499
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,549
Oh, I don't... I can't dance.
500
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:46,513
I can.
Harry and me won a medal once.
501
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,473
Well, this isn't a dancing place.
502
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,716
It is if you're dancing. Come on.
503
00:32:56,840 --> 00:33:00,196
We'll start with the ABC of it
504
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:05,910
Then we'll roll down
to the XYZ of it
505
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:07,996
Relax.
506
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,233
Help me solve the mystery of it...
507
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:20,033
OK, so, we should make a list
of things you would like to do and...
508
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:23,876
...and, er...
509
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:31,388
And if a shooting star rolls by
510
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,230
I'll use that star to write "I love you"
511
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:42,235
A thousand times, across the sky
512
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:45,558
One thing isn't very clear, my love
513
00:33:48,400 --> 00:33:51,949
Should the teacher
stand so near, my love?
514
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:57,589
Graduation's almost here, my love
515
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:02,279
Oh, yeah, yeah, teach me tonight
516
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,118
Maybe I could teach you something.
517
00:34:08,240 --> 00:34:11,915
... a blackboard high above you
518
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:16,559
And if an astronaut zooms by
519
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,310
I'll reach and grab him real fast
520
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:22,795
Then write "I love you"...
521
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,917
Well, OK...
522
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,395
Good night, Miss Dawn.
523
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,954
And... thanks! That was fun.
524
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,438
Aren't you gonna
escort me to my room?
525
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,630
- Yeah... Sure, of course.
- You can call me Billie.
526
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,716
Billie.
527
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,670
It's funny, you don't look like a Billie.
528
00:34:45,800 --> 00:34:47,711
No?
529
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:49,796
Do I look like an Emma?
530
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,395
- Emma?
- Yeah. That's my real name.
531
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,476
I took Billie for Vegas.
532
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,189
No. You don't look like...
533
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,834
I mean, you don't look like an Emma either!
534
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:03,278
What do I look like?
535
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,197
To me?
536
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:07,356
Yeah, to you.
537
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,033
Like an angel.
538
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:15,156
Sweet talk, again!
539
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:19,676
Well...
540
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:30,197
OK! Good night, Billie.
541
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:35,553
Paul, are you a talker or would you
be interested in a little action?
542
00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:41,229
- Excuse me?
- I got the hots for you right off.
543
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,432
Well... do you get many?
544
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,637
Now and then.
545
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:52,117
- What do you do about them?
- Stick around and you'll find out!
546
00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,998
What about...?
547
00:35:56,120 --> 00:36:00,272
Don't worry about him.
He's too busy being a big man.
548
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,115
This isn't what I expected!
549
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:08,869
We're just teaching each other
what we know.
550
00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,949
Yes, well, about that...
551
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:18,632
Just read these papers and circle
anything you don't understand.
552
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,637
I don't know about that.
553
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,399
My eyes are kind of weak.
554
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:27,112
Really?
Well, maybe you oughta try some glasses.
555
00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:29,196
And look like a geek?
556
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,116
I'm sorry.
557
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,596
Th-that's OK.
558
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,673
Course, they're not so bad on men.
559
00:37:09,240 --> 00:37:11,037
No?
560
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:18,588
How're you guys making out?
561
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,915
Oh, fine.
562
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,918
Paul just... taught me a little French!
563
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:26,679
Is that right, pal? What's the matter?
564
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,076
Was she rude to you?
She's got a mouth on her.
565
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,156
Yes, I know that!
566
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:36,750
Well, I'm gonna say good night.
Good night!
567
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,156
Wait a minute, buddy.
568
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,190
What's the matter with you?
569
00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,596
Where's your manners?
Say thank you to the guy.
570
00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,676
Oh... yeah.
571
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,756
Au revoir.
572
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,679
Good night, Billie.
573
00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:03,756
Night.
574
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,040
That guy could do you a lotta good.
575
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,315
I agree.
576
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,068
How'd you know it was me?
577
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,111
Lucky guess.
578
00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:38,119
- Hi. Are you having lunch?
- Just a cappuccino, thanks.
579
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:43,155
This is ridiculous. It looks like
the paper has the chicken pox.
580
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,716
It would have been easier if you'd told me
to circle things I knew.
581
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,798
I'm never gonna be able
to talk to anybody in this town.
582
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:52,832
I brought something along
that may help you.
583
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,316
Somebody who's really smart
and looks just like me?
584
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,758
You want to be able to talk to people
in this town?
585
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:04,998
In Washington, everybody says
exactly the same things at every party.
586
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,076
You just have to know
the right responses.
587
00:39:07,200 --> 00:39:10,954
If you learn these eight sentences,
you'll be a hit at every party.
588
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,752
- You're kidding me!
- Nope.
589
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:17,032
Those eight sentences cover just about
everything anybody talks about.
590
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:18,479
It's the Washington art
591
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,229
of sounding like you know what you're
talking about when you don't know zip.
592
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,193
- Go ahead. Read the first.
- OK.
593
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:30,275
"Here's what I'd like to know; who
elected the Washington Post president?"
594
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,995
That one applies
about 80 per cent of the time.
595
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,953
Number two. "We can't be
the policemen of the world,
596
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:41,471
but until we get another cop on the
block, we have to support our friends."
597
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,433
That one comes up a lot.
Number three.
598
00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:47,472
"Being a superpower has a price."
599
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:50,956
Use that with number two
and number four. Read number four.
600
00:39:51,080 --> 00:39:52,718
"It's still a dangerous world."
601
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,150
I'm just gonna say these things
and I'm gonna be a hit?
602
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,034
Yeah, but you have to say them
at the right time.
603
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,991
Read number five.
604
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:05,510
"That's about as likely
as a Democrat being elected president."
605
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,393
That one shows
you have a sense of humour.
606
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:10,317
That was funny?
607
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:13,477
Number six.
608
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:16,956
"It makes you wonder if a par...
parli..."
609
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:18,957
Parliamentary.
610
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:23,232
"...system isn't better."
Yeah, the whole thing makes me wonder!
611
00:40:23,360 --> 00:40:25,237
Number seven.
612
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:29,558
"I don't think Abe Lincoln himself
would know what to do about that."
613
00:40:29,680 --> 00:40:32,319
You say that one
when you don't know what to say.
614
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:35,398
Oh, good! Then I'll just say that one.
615
00:40:38,760 --> 00:40:43,470
Number eight is when you're trapped
and you want to shut someone up.
616
00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:49,436
"If only the UN would take out the
Verner Amendment to Resolution 165,
617
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:52,836
we'd have the power
to do what needs to be done."
618
00:40:53,240 --> 00:40:55,310
I don't understand one word of that.
619
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:59,237
No-one will.
There is no Verner Amendment.
620
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:02,272
But the only time anyone in Washington
admits they don't know something
621
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,630
is when they're being indicted.
622
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,638
But how am I going to know
when to say which one?
623
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,479
We'll work out a code. OK?
624
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,158
Try not to talk to anyone. This guy's
only been working on you for a day.
625
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:24,272
She can talk to anybody, Harry,
and make you proud.
626
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,799
It's working backwards!
627
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,435
Instead of making her smart,
she's making you stupid.
628
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,998
Good evening.
629
00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:49,193
The Middle East is a money drain!
Lt'll always be the same.
630
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,470
We ought to spend that money at home.
631
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,477
So just ignore the region?
632
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:59,400
Miss Dawn, is there a chance
for peace in the Middle East?
633
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:05,837
The chances are as good as getting
a Democrat back in the White House.
634
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,311
After all the problems
the President's had recently,
635
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,476
he doesn't have much clout anyway.
636
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,670
It makes you wonder
if a parliamentary system isn't better.
637
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:22,110
But I think we should keep a strong
presence over there, don't you?
638
00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,238
Well, here's what I have to say.
639
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:27,874
Who elected the Washington Post
king of the universe?
640
00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:33,438
- Excuse me.
- I'm sorry, what did you say?
641
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,154
Do you think we should keep
an active presence over there?
642
00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,953
Forgive me! I thought you said...
643
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:41,514
Anyway, active presence, yeah...
644
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:42,868
Well...
645
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,754
I know we can't be
the policemen of the world,
646
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,590
but until we get another cop, we have
an obligation to support our friends.
647
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:56,077
After all,
being a superpower has its price.
648
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:57,474
She's right.
649
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,435
It's still a dangerous world.
650
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:04,313
But what about the Palestinians?
651
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,116
- Yes, what about the Palestinians?
- Yeah, what about the Palestinians?
652
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,751
I don't think even Abe Lincoln himself
could solve that one.
653
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:17,998
- But let's say you're president.
- Yeah, let's say you was president.
654
00:43:18,120 --> 00:43:19,997
What would you do?
655
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:25,274
It's simple. If the UN would remove the
Verner Amendment from Resolution 165,
656
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,994
we'd have the authority
to do what needs to be done.
657
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:33,189
Can I get anyone anything?
658
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,754
I'd love a drink.
659
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,277
Excuse us.
660
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,118
Isn't she terrific?
661
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,958
Hell, I'm knocked out.
662
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:46,038
- She's right about the Verner Amendment.
- Absolutely.
663
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:49,596
Is it the economy of the state
that worries you, Harry, or your own?
664
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:53,349
Both. If I go under,
I take a lot of people with me.
665
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,675
Harry, I'm getting tired.
666
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:57,677
I got business.
667
00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,189
Do me a favour, pal, take her home?
668
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,276
With pleasure.
669
00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:08,755
You did a helluva job.
670
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,440
No kiddin', pal. A helluva job.
671
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:20,757
Senator, we cannot do a thing until
the UN removes the Verner Amendment.
672
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,952
- Yeah, 165!
- Without question.
673
00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:27,957
You were great!
674
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,036
Everybody loved you.
675
00:44:32,320 --> 00:44:35,676
What's the matter?
Don't you think you were great?
676
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,633
Oh, yeah, we really tricked 'em,
didn't we?
677
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,638
What do you mean?
678
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:46,311
If you saw a good ventriloquist, who
would you compliment? The dummy?
679
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,678
You're not a dummy.
680
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,360
Harry's right.
You're the one who did it.
681
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,590
I still don't know anything,
only now nobody can tell.
682
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:04,479
But Paul, there was one time,
right in the middle,
683
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:07,637
when I was saying something
and everybody was looking at me,
684
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,479
like I knew what I was talking about!
685
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:13,516
And I liked it so much!
686
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:20,119
Did you teach me to cheat
cos you think I can't learn?
687
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:23,352
Oh, God, Billie, no!
688
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,473
I... I just didn't think
you were so serious about it.
689
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:32,034
I'm kind of surprised myself.
690
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:36,716
I've been thinking a lot
about something my dad used to say.
691
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:41,197
"Without knowledge,
you are less than everybody."
692
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:43,197
And I don't want to be less.
693
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:46,039
I don't want be better than anybody
neither,
694
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:48,390
and I don't want to go above myself.
695
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,476
I just want...
696
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:53,840
I want to not be less.
697
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,351
Well, I'm afraid
it's too late for that.
698
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,833
Cos you're already
more than most people.
699
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:17,358
Well, here we are.
700
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,313
See you tomorrow?
701
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,113
So, how are we gonna smarten me up?
702
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,474
Well, we aren't gonna do it.
703
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,910
You're gonna do it.
It's your battle.
704
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:33,876
It's up to you.
705
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:37,557
Good night.
706
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:39,636
G'night.
707
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:08,190
What are you reading?
708
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,039
Democracy In America by...
709
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,192
...Pocahontas.
710
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,076
Yeah, she's good.
711
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:51,830
What's anachronistic?
712
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,238
Dictionary.
713
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:58,316
It's a dictionary?
714
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,950
No, look it up... in the dictionary.
715
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,670
Jeez, that's a book?
716
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,837
It's bigger than my first apartment.
717
00:49:04,160 --> 00:49:05,832
Billie, what are you doing?
718
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:09,111
I don't like this!
I don't like this at all!
719
00:49:09,240 --> 00:49:11,708
Every word in there, I don't understand!
720
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:14,308
I had to go to the dictionary
so many times,
721
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,829
people must have thought I was foreign!
722
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,350
This whole thing is making me
feel dumber, not smarter!
723
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,438
I've been reading this for a week
and I'm on page 13!
724
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,152
Well, that's not so bad.
725
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:28,033
Not if the book's 14 pages, it's not!
726
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:32,598
It's not supposed to go fast,
it's supposed to make you think.
727
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:37,475
Yeah, it makes you think how great
it would be to sit around and watch TV!
728
00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,273
I don't want to do this any more. I quit!
729
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,277
Billie! Wait a minute.
730
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:46,757
Being smart isn't just about books.
It's about asking questions.
731
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:50,350
It's about finding out
why things are the way they are.
732
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,755
Don't stop reading.
733
00:49:52,880 --> 00:49:56,077
But you picked
a kind of a big book to begin with.
734
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:00,192
How about starting with
something a little smaller?
735
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,794
Like what? A fortune cookie?
736
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:25,557
- This just came for you.
- Thanks.
737
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:56,753
Did you say
I've got a lot to learn?
738
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:01,435
But don't think
I'm trying not to learn
739
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:04,597
Since this is
a perfect spot to learn
740
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:07,436
Come on, teach me tonight
741
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,070
Starting with the ABC of it
742
00:51:12,200 --> 00:51:15,909
Right down to the XYZ of it
743
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:20,989
Help me solve
the mystery of it, yeah
744
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,270
I wanna be taught tonight
745
00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:27,717
The cold sky's a blackboard
746
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,353
High above me
747
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:33,075
If a shooting star goes by
748
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:36,829
I'll use that star
To write "I love you"
749
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,631
A thousand times across the sky...
750
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:44,753
Hi.
751
00:51:51,720 --> 00:51:54,154
Still trying to read this book?
752
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:59,836
What?
753
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,190
... Come on, teach me tonight
754
00:52:19,960 --> 00:52:22,520
My baby, baby, baby, yeah
755
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,712
Come on, teach me tonight, yeah
756
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:27,478
I want to learn
757
00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:30,592
Teach me, hey
Teach me
758
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:33,435
Teach me, teach me, teach me...
759
00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:44,708
Hello, JJ.
Billie called me. Is she here?
760
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,193
Yeah, she is.
761
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:52,716
- You want to let her know I'm here?
- Yeah.
762
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,479
I don't see the problem.
763
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:59,036
There are competing
economic considerations...
764
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:01,032
Boys, don't jerk me around.
765
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:04,994
If you're gonna help me out,
I need to know and I need to know now.
766
00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:08,157
Harry's blunt about it,
but a lot is riding on this.
767
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,998
He's the principal employer in the area.
768
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,680
- Sorry, I was looking for Billie.
- She's not...
769
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:17,112
Senator Hedges, hi! Paul Verrall.
I interviewed you.
770
00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,196
- I loved what you did.
- Thanks.
771
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:22,437
Here she is. I think you two
would be more comfortable...
772
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:25,393
Billie,
would you make this poor man a drink?
773
00:53:25,520 --> 00:53:27,670
Nice to see you again, Paul.
774
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,438
Nice to see you, gentlemen.
775
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,835
Good to see you again.
776
00:53:31,960 --> 00:53:34,155
- Harry.
- Hey, kid.
777
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,990
- What did he mean, he interviewed you?
- He's a reporter.
778
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,872
He's doing a puff piece on Harry.
779
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,878
Not now he's seen him
alone in a room with all of us.
780
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,150
Thanks for coming so quick.
781
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:53,031
- Quickly.
- Quickly.
782
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:56,516
Billie, Harry's got six senators in there.
783
00:53:56,640 --> 00:53:58,631
So? He's had 'em before.
784
00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:01,354
Senators don't usually make house calls.
785
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:05,393
Harry gets people to do things
they don't usually do.
786
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,272
Want to know the trick I came up with
787
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:09,960
to remember the amendments
to the Constitution?
788
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,958
- Billie?
- What?
789
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,753
You've worked really hard
to make yourself smart.
790
00:54:18,040 --> 00:54:19,678
But?
791
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,554
A smart person
knows who she's living with.
792
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:29,596
Gentlemen, I really don't want you
to worry about this...
793
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:35,996
That's beautiful.
794
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:39,429
OK.
795
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:41,869
I think you'll enjoy David Copperfield.
796
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,309
Anything by Dickens is wonderful.
797
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,396
What is this crap?
798
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:48,950
It's Haydn, Op. 111.
799
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:52,755
- It's a classical piece, Harry.
- Classic piece of shit if you ask me.
800
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:54,029
I like it.
801
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:56,116
It's good before bed.
802
00:54:57,200 --> 00:54:59,953
So, the Fifth Amendment
to the Constitution
803
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,753
says that you can't testify
against yourself.
804
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,475
How would that even work?
It seems physically impossible.
805
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:12,038
- You're teaching her about the Fifth?
- Well, the Constitution. I thought...
806
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,435
It's not your job to think.
Get her to think.
807
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,358
- Harry!
- It's OK, Billie.
808
00:55:17,480 --> 00:55:19,471
First of all, she knows how to think.
809
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,079
And second, she...
810
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:24,510
I need her so she can talk at parties,
not pass some ancient history test.
811
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:28,519
You think the Constitution
is ancient history?
812
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,950
- Work on her, not me.
- No extra charge.
813
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:33,832
I don't need nothing you could tell me.
814
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:37,111
- There's a lot he could tell you.
- I'll bet!
815
00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:40,152
Who's Tom Paine, for instance?
816
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:44,159
What do I care? If he's not buying
from me, why should I care?
817
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,431
You're so smart,
who's Dave Righetti?
818
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:50,235
Left-handed pitcher for the Giants,
819
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,318
pitched a no-hitter for the Yanks in '83.
820
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:56,193
So what are you, some kind of genius?
821
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,832
- No.
- I fire geniuses every day.
822
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,631
- Clearly.
- The more I see you, the less I like you.
823
00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:10,638
Is that the way you talk
to your senator friends, too, Harry?
824
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:18,552
I'm gonna tell you this once.
825
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,951
Don't push your luck.
Stay out of my business.
826
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:25,071
Keep your eye on
what I pay you to keep it on,
827
00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:26,758
or I'll tear it out of your head.
828
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,635
I got to go, Billie.
829
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,628
Just remember, four-eyes.
830
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,069
Any time I want,
I can knock your block off.
831
00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,997
See you later, Billie.
832
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,076
Bye.
833
00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,828
- Ed said not to forget these.
- That guy's starting to bug me.
834
00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:05,112
Here, doll, sign these papers.
835
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:08,312
What exactly are you doing
in Washington, Harry?
836
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,989
Telling you to sign those papers,
and you're going to sign them.
837
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:15,271
I don't want to do anything
that's against the law.
838
00:57:15,400 --> 00:57:17,356
I am the law.
839
00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:23,239
It seems to me by signing these,
it makes me some kind of a partner.
840
00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:25,237
A silent partner.
841
00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:27,430
- So?
- So shut up!
842
00:57:27,560 --> 00:57:29,596
You know what your problem is, Harry?
843
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:31,756
You're not just rude, you're...
844
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,916
...flagrant about it.
845
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:47,196
You've been reading de Tocqueville.
846
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:50,517
Well, yeah!
After we talked on your show,
847
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:54,030
I figured it was pretty bad that
I hadn't read such an important book.
848
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:55,832
So I read it.
849
00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,314
What was your favourite part?
850
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:04,116
Well, I'm not sure it's a book
where you can have a favourite part.
851
00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:05,992
Yes, you can. I did.
852
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,553
I liked when he said,
853
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:12,549
"What is not yet done is only what
we have not yet attempted to do."
854
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,557
It made me feel good.
855
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,591
So, what part did you like?
856
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,914
- May I be honest?
- Yeah.
857
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,758
I haven't read it.
858
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,197
But you said it was the one book
on democracy worth reading.
859
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,833
That's what everybody says.
860
00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:36,954
That's all anybody knows
about de Tocqueville. Except you.
861
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:41,153
Well, it's not so bad
once you stop falling asleep.
862
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,670
Hi! I couldn't wait
to see how it went.
863
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:48,677
So, she's stupid.
864
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:52,156
Well, all I mean is,
I didn't feel stupid myself.
865
00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:54,236
She hadn't never read the book.
866
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:56,237
- You're kidding!
- No.
867
00:58:56,360 --> 00:58:59,318
People always pretend
to be smarter than they are.
868
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,317
I don't.
869
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,398
I know, Billie.
You're an honest one.
870
00:59:04,520 --> 00:59:08,274
When I just said, "She hadn't
never read it," that wasn't right.
871
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,391
It was a double negative but...
872
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:13,478
Come on! You told me you'd tell me
when I made a mistake.
873
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:17,513
A person who reads de Tocqueville should
know not to do no double negatives.
874
00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:19,995
Yes, ma'am!
875
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:27,320
Smells good in here, doesn't it?
876
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:32,988
If I'd known art smelled this good,
I would have come a long time ago!
877
00:59:42,640 --> 00:59:45,996
God, it's so small but it's like
it's bigger than the whole room.
878
00:59:47,960 --> 00:59:51,509
Van Gogh painted this
near the end of his life.
879
00:59:54,960 --> 00:59:59,238
What a shame that he was never
recognised while he was still living.
880
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,316
Don't you think?
881
01:00:03,000 --> 01:00:06,549
My mother died
when I was little and...
882
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:10,639
...my dad raised me and my brothers.
883
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,714
And he loved us so much, but...
884
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:18,310
I never knew a world like that.
885
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,877
Why didn't you ever kiss me again?
886
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,597
Well, it's complicated.
887
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:42,396
What's complicated? Either you kiss me
or you don't, and you didn't.
888
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:44,476
Billie, I'm working for Harry.
889
01:00:44,600 --> 01:00:47,956
And I'm writing a story about him,
and you're living with him.
890
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:51,117
Then why did you kiss me the first time?
891
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,676
I made a mistake.
892
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,436
Gee, sorry.
893
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,550
Billie. Billie, it's not about you.
894
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:07,636
It's about ethics.
895
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:13,029
If I get involved with you,
I'm no different than Harry.
896
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:16,994
I don't want to use you like Harry
uses senators to get what he wants.
897
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:23,429
You're crazy about me, aren't you?
898
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,436
Yes.
899
01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:32,393
That's why you get so mad at Harry.
900
01:01:35,360 --> 01:01:37,874
I don't hate Harry.
901
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:43,199
I hate his kind of life.
What he does, what he stands for.
902
01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:47,074
He's never thought about
anybody else in the world but himself.
903
01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:49,077
Who does?
904
01:01:49,200 --> 01:01:51,998
Oh, God, Billie, millions of people do.
905
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:53,917
The whole damn history of the world
906
01:01:54,040 --> 01:01:57,589
is the story of the fight
between the selfish and the unselfish.
907
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,870
Where do I fit in?
908
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,436
I honestly don't know.
909
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,676
You still think I'm the kind of person
that goes with Harry?
910
01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,792
You're still with him, aren't you?
911
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:14,957
Billie, come on, now.
912
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:17,757
Be fair.
913
01:02:17,880 --> 01:02:20,189
You told me
that all you wanted out of life
914
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:22,880
was a mink coat
and a TV that fit in your purse.
915
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,391
Yeah, but that's why I did
all this learning. To change!
916
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:29,392
And it didn't make a difference.
917
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:33,115
- You don't think you're different?
- I do, sure.
918
01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,596
But you don't.
You still see me the same as I was.
919
01:02:37,440 --> 01:02:40,113
In that way,
you're no different from Harry.
920
01:02:40,240 --> 01:02:42,071
How can you say that?
921
01:02:42,200 --> 01:02:45,749
He still thinks I'm a bimbo from Vegas
and so do you.
922
01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:46,756
No, I don't.
923
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,270
I've never gone through
anything like this for anybody.
924
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:54,871
Last night, I started thinking and
I couldn't fall asleep for ten minutes.
925
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,956
Billie, wait.
926
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:03,716
How come I feel
like I don't fit in any more?
927
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:08,072
Tell me why am I so unhappy
with everything that I used to want.
928
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,517
Let me tell you something, Paul.
929
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:15,155
I don't know about
all this book stuff and ethics.
930
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:18,033
But I do know
it only takes you so far.
931
01:03:18,160 --> 01:03:22,312
And after that, you have to go on
what you feel, not on what you know.
932
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,237
But I know one thing.
933
01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:29,717
There's a time between a guy and a girl
when it either comes off or it doesn't.
934
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,434
And if it doesn't then, it never does.
935
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:38,029
- Maybe we haven't gotten to our time.
- No, we did.
936
01:03:38,160 --> 01:03:40,993
You just dropped the ball.
937
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,719
For all our griping, we're a lucky group.
938
01:03:56,840 --> 01:03:59,479
We got food, a roof, friends around us.
939
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:05,311
Watching the tube the other day, I saw
how many homeless are veterans.
940
01:04:05,440 --> 01:04:07,271
They ought to tack this
on the Constitution.
941
01:04:07,400 --> 01:04:11,279
If you risk your life for your country,
you ought to have a home.
942
01:04:11,400 --> 01:04:13,834
The Sixth Amendment to the Constitution
943
01:04:13,960 --> 01:04:17,111
says you can't be deprived of property
without compensation.
944
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:21,153
It's too bad they didn't offer
that protection to veterans.
945
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:23,236
That's in the Fifth Amendment.
946
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:28,273
No, no, I think it's the Sixth.
947
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:31,756
- Don't pay any attention to her.
- Actually, you're both wrong.
948
01:04:31,880 --> 01:04:34,269
Property compensation
is the Seventh.
949
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:35,992
- It's the Fifth.
- Billie!
950
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:39,795
The Fifth is where you don't
incriminate yourself. Jesus!
951
01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:41,956
Actually, both senators are wrong.
952
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:44,469
Billie's right.
953
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,075
Thanks.
954
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:51,990
There's a bunch of clauses in the Fifth.
One of them is property compensation.
955
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,111
The Sixth
is the right to a speedy trial.
956
01:04:54,240 --> 01:04:59,109
You put us to shame.
Are you a constitutional lawyer?
957
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:04,871
No. I'm a student, I guess.
958
01:05:05,520 --> 01:05:09,718
I have a hard time keeping them
straight so I make up little tricks.
959
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:13,469
Like a... mnemonic device?
960
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,797
I didn't buy anything for it,
if that's what you mean.
961
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,753
- Like I was saying...
- What's your trick?
962
01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:21,552
Really?
963
01:05:21,680 --> 01:05:23,671
You'll probably think I'm nuts,
964
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:25,870
but I use
The Twelve Days Of Christmas.
965
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:30,190
Well, why don't you teach it to us?
966
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:32,880
- Really?
- Sure, yeah!
967
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:35,116
- This'll be fun!
- Billie!
968
01:05:35,240 --> 01:05:38,198
Stop it. That's enough!
We got business to do here.
969
01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:43,919
We were under the impression
that this was a social occasion.
970
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,432
Please.
971
01:05:47,560 --> 01:05:50,791
Thanks. Does anybody have a pen?
972
01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:52,797
Sure.
973
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:54,956
Thank you.
974
01:05:57,360 --> 01:06:00,432
And now,
the Senate Family Singers,
975
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:05,156
...with The Twelve Interesting
Amendments, Op Number One.
976
01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,838
Hit it.
977
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:10,952
The First Amendment
to the Constitution says
978
01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:14,231
Freedom of religion,
speech and press
979
01:06:14,360 --> 01:06:18,148
The second part
of the First Amendment says
980
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:19,349
Peaceful assembly
981
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:22,711
And just say
any crazy thing you like
982
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:26,355
The Second Amendment
to the Constitution says
983
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:28,516
Right to bear arms
984
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,471
Peaceful assembly
985
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,478
And just say
any crazy thing you like
986
01:06:33,600 --> 01:06:37,229
Good! The Fourth Amendment
to the Constitution says
987
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:38,793
No search and seizure
988
01:06:38,920 --> 01:06:40,797
Here is my gun. Freeze
989
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:42,672
Assemble and be nice!
990
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,156
And just say
any crazy thing you like!
991
01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:50,319
The Fifth Amendment
to the Constitution says
992
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,190
Don't rat on yourself
993
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:01,632
Where's your warrant, please?
994
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:03,318
Here is my gun, freeze
995
01:07:03,440 --> 01:07:04,759
Assemble and be nice
996
01:07:04,880 --> 01:07:07,678
And just say
any crazy thing you like
997
01:07:07,800 --> 01:07:11,554
Very good! The Sixth Amendment
to the Constitution says
998
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,636
Right to a quick trial
999
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,269
Don't rat on yourself
1000
01:07:17,400 --> 01:07:19,470
Where's your warrant, please?
1001
01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,034
- Here's my gun, freeze
- Assemble and be nice
1002
01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:24,435
And just say
any crazy thing you like!
1003
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,518
The Thirteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says
1004
01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,073
Slavery is invalid
1005
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:30,838
Right to a quick trial
1006
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:33,394
Don't rat on yourself
1007
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:34,555
Where's your warrant, please?
1008
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,114
- Here is my gun, freeze
- Assemble and be nice
1009
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,559
And just say
any crazy thing you like
1010
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:42,150
Good. The Fifteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says
1011
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,157
- All races get the ballot
- Slavery is invalid
1012
01:07:44,280 --> 01:07:45,838
Right to a quick trial
1013
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,518
Don't rat on yourself
1014
01:07:47,640 --> 01:07:48,789
Where's your warrant, please?
1015
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,150
- Here is my gun, freeze
- Assemble and be nice!
1016
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,236
And just say
any crazy thing you like!
1017
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:56,272
The Sixteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says
1018
01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,628
Congress can take taxes
1019
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,796
- All races get the ballot
- Slavery is invalid
1020
01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,592
Right to a quick trial
1021
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,756
Don't rat on yourself
1022
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:04,630
Where's your warrant, please?
1023
01:08:04,760 --> 01:08:06,716
- Here is my gun, freeze
- Assemble and be nice!
1024
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:08,876
And just say
any crazy thing you like!
1025
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:11,070
The Eighteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says
1026
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:14,670
- Alcohol will kill you!
- Uncle Sam will bill you
1027
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:16,677
- All races get the ballot
- Slavery is invalid
1028
01:08:16,800 --> 01:08:19,997
- Right to a quick trial
- Don't rat on yourself
1029
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:21,997
- Where's your warrant, please?
- Here is my gun, freeze
1030
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:23,109
Assemble and be nice!
1031
01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:25,231
And just say
any crazy thing you like!
1032
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,999
The Nineteenth Amendment
to the Constitution says
1033
01:08:28,120 --> 01:08:30,350
Women vote like men do!
1034
01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,152
- Alcohol will kill you!
- Uncle Sam will bill you
1035
01:08:32,280 --> 01:08:34,271
- All races get the ballot
- Slavery is invalid
1036
01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:38,439
- Right to a quick trial
- Don't rat yourself out!
1037
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:40,593
- Where's your warrant, please?
- Here is my gun, freeze!
1038
01:08:40,720 --> 01:08:42,199
Assemble and be nice!
1039
01:08:42,320 --> 01:08:46,677
And just say
any crazy thing you like!
1040
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:04,308
Don't tell me what I have to do.
You're not coming across.
1041
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:05,839
I want that base open!
1042
01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:08,190
I am not an employee of yours, Harry.
1043
01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:13,075
No? You think I bought 40,000 copies
of your book cos I kept misplacing it?
1044
01:09:13,200 --> 01:09:15,714
I am not a lackey in one of your malls!
1045
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:18,593
I will decide if I help you
and how much I help you.
1046
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,188
You're making a mistake,
treating me this way!
1047
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:24,039
You are not a charity.
You are an investment.
1048
01:09:24,160 --> 01:09:28,631
If you don't want to wind up as
secretary to YMCA, you do what I tell you!
1049
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:30,637
Harry! Harry, for God's sake...
1050
01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:33,672
- Let me get him back here.
- I think he was clear enough!
1051
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:36,756
Go on!
1052
01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:53,316
Hi.
1053
01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:58,150
I don't think that Harry should talk
to you like that. You're a senator.
1054
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:03,313
Well, the operation of government
is... complex.
1055
01:10:03,440 --> 01:10:07,069
I don't think anybody
should talk to a senator like that.
1056
01:10:07,200 --> 01:10:10,237
- A senator's a wonderful thing.
- Thank you.
1057
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:13,318
It seems to me
that if Harry pushes you around,
1058
01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:16,989
he's pushing around
the millions who voted for you.
1059
01:10:17,120 --> 01:10:18,997
Well, not quite that many.
1060
01:10:19,120 --> 01:10:21,076
How many, then?
1061
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:24,831
Eight hundred and sixty-three thousand,
four hundred and thirty-four.
1062
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,396
That's a lot of people
to push around.
1063
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,398
Why do you let him?
Who voted for him?
1064
01:10:31,520 --> 01:10:34,592
At least he believes
in what he's doing.
1065
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:38,395
Maybe that's why
he's such a hard man to say no to.
1066
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:40,476
It's getting easier.
1067
01:10:42,760 --> 01:10:45,320
Let me know your secret. Goodbye.
1068
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:47,396
Bye.
1069
01:10:59,440 --> 01:11:01,396
Hello, Billie.
1070
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:10,750
- What is this?
- Same old stuff.
1071
01:11:12,240 --> 01:11:16,199
I like having things explained.
I found that out.
1072
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,356
Let me explain this.
Don't start up with him.
1073
01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,152
They're legit.
1074
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:22,874
Why can't I read them, then?
There must be something wrong...
1075
01:11:23,000 --> 01:11:24,672
They're all right!
1076
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:30,116
I'm sorry.
1077
01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:33,357
It's OK, I understand.
1078
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:35,994
You don't want to be doing
his dirty work.
1079
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:39,190
You know you're better than him.
1080
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:44,160
That's enough, Billie, please.
1081
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:48,311
I'm not so sure.
1082
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:50,396
Maybe you're worse.
1083
01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:06,356
"Pursuant."
1084
01:12:10,160 --> 01:12:12,116
Good word.
1085
01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:32,276
What's the matter?
1086
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:34,879
Ed.
1087
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:37,797
What'd he do to you?
1088
01:12:37,920 --> 01:12:40,388
It's what he's done to himself.
1089
01:12:40,520 --> 01:12:44,274
Do you know, he used to be
attorney general of a whole state?
1090
01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:46,072
Do you know, he wrote a book?
1091
01:12:46,200 --> 01:12:50,239
It was called The Roots of Freedom.
I read it. It was beautiful.
1092
01:12:50,360 --> 01:12:52,749
Don't tie up your new brain with Ed.
1093
01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:58,749
You're not as big as I used to think.
1094
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:02,991
All through history,
there's been bigger men and better.
1095
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:05,716
Name somebody bigger.
1096
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:10,150
My father.
1097
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:11,872
Minimum wage!
1098
01:13:12,000 --> 01:13:14,798
So what? At least he spent time with me.
1099
01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:19,471
- I work every day. Even Sundays.
- For what, for who...? For whom?
1100
01:13:19,600 --> 01:13:22,353
For money!
What do you think?
1101
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,835
So go rob a bank! That's work!
1102
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,439
I have never in my whole life...
1103
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:33,473
...robbed a bank!
1104
01:13:33,600 --> 01:13:35,511
You're still not big.
1105
01:13:35,640 --> 01:13:38,313
You don't care about anything big.
1106
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:41,591
Don't get nervous
just cos you read a book.
1107
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:44,314
You're still as dumb as you ever were.
1108
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:47,591
But I don't mind,
cos you're still the hottest little...
1109
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:49,358
Come here!
1110
01:13:50,400 --> 01:13:54,439
I've never seen you like this.
What's the matter with you?
1111
01:13:54,680 --> 01:13:57,194
My life is what's the matter with me.
1112
01:13:57,320 --> 01:14:00,949
Maybe I am dumb, but I know
there's a better life than this!
1113
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:06,630
I want to be like those Van Gogh people,
where people care about each other!
1114
01:14:07,920 --> 01:14:09,876
Harry...!
1115
01:14:13,680 --> 01:14:16,638
You got money, Harry,
but you got a cheap life.
1116
01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:19,718
I don't own nothin' cheap
except you.
1117
01:14:19,840 --> 01:14:23,116
There's a little law about that.
Nobody can own anybody.
1118
01:14:23,240 --> 01:14:26,038
Yeah? Well, what I say is law.
1119
01:14:26,160 --> 01:14:27,878
So shut up!
1120
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:30,917
Sign the papers.
1121
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,156
Business is all you care about.
1122
01:14:33,280 --> 01:14:37,353
Business bought you that outfit, and
just about everything else you own.
1123
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:40,119
So cut the crap! Sign the papers!
1124
01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:45,396
All right.
1125
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,314
What are you waiting for?
1126
01:14:57,440 --> 01:15:01,035
- I want to read 'em first.
- Just do it.
1127
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:02,513
Listen, you big ox,
1128
01:15:02,640 --> 01:15:05,359
if I'm putting my name
on something, I want to know what it says.
1129
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:10,076
That's it. You sign the papers
and I'm sending you back to Chicago.
1130
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:13,630
- No.
- Sign the papers!
1131
01:15:13,760 --> 01:15:15,716
I want to read them first!
1132
01:15:17,640 --> 01:15:19,312
No! Harry!
1133
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:23,509
No, Harry!
1134
01:16:11,840 --> 01:16:13,910
Did you do it?
1135
01:16:15,240 --> 01:16:17,196
Yeah.
1136
01:16:18,600 --> 01:16:20,556
Get out.
1137
01:17:00,480 --> 01:17:03,756
Serves you right,
you big... anarchist!
1138
01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:06,756
Don't you ever lay a hand on me again!
1139
01:17:06,880 --> 01:17:11,078
Things aren't working out between us,
but don't make me hate you.
1140
01:17:28,840 --> 01:17:30,876
- Do me a favour, Harry.
- What?
1141
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,432
Drop dead!
1142
01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:55,516
I think he's done something illegal,
1143
01:17:55,640 --> 01:17:58,950
and now I've signed these papers,
maybe I have, too.
1144
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:02,152
- Have you read them?
- No. Him and Ed wouldn't let me.
1145
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,236
He and Ed. Nominative case.
1146
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:06,590
Oh, yeah. See how upset I am?
1147
01:18:10,560 --> 01:18:13,154
- I'll just check and see...
- Yeah, I'll wait here.
1148
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:18,837
Is Mr Brock upstairs?
1149
01:18:18,960 --> 01:18:21,110
No, he went out a while ago.
1150
01:18:25,280 --> 01:18:28,875
- Do you know where he keeps the papers?
- Yeah, but we have to hurry.
1151
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:31,833
Who knows when
he's going to come back?
1152
01:18:31,960 --> 01:18:34,520
- He keeps everything on this stand.
- This one?
1153
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,596
Yeah.
1154
01:18:37,520 --> 01:18:38,635
C'mon, Paul...
1155
01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:43,231
- Was it in a brown folder?
- Hurry! Let's just take everything!
1156
01:18:47,160 --> 01:18:49,071
- Is this it?
- Yes.
1157
01:18:50,800 --> 01:18:52,597
Oh, no, it's him! Hurry!
1158
01:19:11,360 --> 01:19:13,316
Oh, no!
1159
01:19:34,200 --> 01:19:35,792
Thank you.
1160
01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:47,830
- This one.
- Here?
1161
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,230
He's put all of his companies
in your name.
1162
01:20:00,120 --> 01:20:02,076
They're all called Billie?
1163
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:07,196
No. I-I mean, you own them.
1164
01:20:07,320 --> 01:20:09,788
These papers don't give him
control over you.
1165
01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:12,593
It gives you control over him.
1166
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:14,631
You're Harry's boss!
1167
01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:17,354
- I am?
- Yeah!
1168
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,274
What?
1169
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:24,231
Of course!
1170
01:20:24,360 --> 01:20:26,237
What?
1171
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:30,399
These are photostat copies of cheques
that Harry's written to the senators.
1172
01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:34,556
He's been bribing the senators
to keep that base open.
1173
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,989
What does he care if the base closes?
1174
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:39,395
Oh! All his customers.
1175
01:20:39,520 --> 01:20:42,751
- Exactly!
- Poor Harry.
1176
01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:47,874
Poor bribe-giving, law-breaking Harry!
I'm going to take this stuff to the paper.
1177
01:20:48,000 --> 01:20:50,992
I knew it! Now all I got to do is write it.
1178
01:20:51,120 --> 01:20:52,473
Just a minute.
1179
01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:56,956
I can't let you do that.
1180
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:05,955
A necklace
or are you going to try something else?
1181
01:21:06,080 --> 01:21:09,152
- May I help you, sir?
- The biggest wedding ring you got.
1182
01:21:09,280 --> 01:21:11,316
- What?
- I'm marrying her.
1183
01:21:11,440 --> 01:21:13,396
- You're kidding!
- She's been jumpy.
1184
01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,956
It's been eight years.
What do you think she's worrying about?
1185
01:21:17,080 --> 01:21:21,676
I was rough on her. She needs
to know I want her around whatever.
1186
01:21:21,800 --> 01:21:23,597
I'll take this to the paper.
1187
01:21:23,720 --> 01:21:26,951
You pack and I'll come back for you, OK?
1188
01:21:27,680 --> 01:21:30,831
Paul, I don't think
that I'll see you again.
1189
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,269
Wait a minute, wait a minute! Why?
1190
01:21:34,400 --> 01:21:36,197
Because of this?
1191
01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:41,758
No, I just wonder sometimes if it's
good to find out so much so quick.
1192
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,557
Quickly.
1193
01:21:44,680 --> 01:21:48,229
So quickly.
I think I'll just go away for a while.
1194
01:21:49,240 --> 01:21:50,195
Where?
1195
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:53,232
I thought maybe I'd go see my dad.
1196
01:21:54,760 --> 01:21:58,150
I got a better idea.
Let's get married.
1197
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,111
Are you crazy?
1198
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,116
I have been.
1199
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,916
But I love you.
1200
01:22:08,000 --> 01:22:10,514
I can't think about this now.
1201
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:13,791
Who says you got to think
about everything all the time?
1202
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,916
Billie!
1203
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:32,911
Billie!
1204
01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:36,952
There.
1205
01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:40,038
Billie, marry me?
1206
01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:42,231
Give me those papers.
1207
01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:44,191
I can't.
1208
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:47,876
Go, quick. He'll kill you!
1209
01:22:50,400 --> 01:22:52,595
Oh, hello. I didn't hear you.
1210
01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:56,918
- Where have you been?
- What's the matter? Did you miss me?
1211
01:23:02,960 --> 01:23:07,397
I had an idea. You know me,
I hate waiting when I got an idea.
1212
01:23:08,680 --> 01:23:11,148
I don't blame you for being mad.
1213
01:23:11,280 --> 01:23:14,352
I was thinking about
why you're so on edge.
1214
01:23:14,480 --> 01:23:19,235
And then I realised that you don't know
what you mean to me.
1215
01:23:19,360 --> 01:23:21,999
I can feel how much I mean to you,
Harry.
1216
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:25,833
Hey, I've done a lot
of good things, too.
1217
01:23:25,960 --> 01:23:29,509
Don't forget about those
just cos of one mistake. Here...
1218
01:23:29,640 --> 01:23:31,596
Maybe this'll help.
1219
01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:33,435
Da!
1220
01:23:36,480 --> 01:23:40,359
- Boy, when it rains, it pours!
- Yeah!
1221
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:42,311
Just name the date.
1222
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:46,035
I'm thinking of the thirteenth.
1223
01:23:46,160 --> 01:23:47,513
What month?
1224
01:23:47,640 --> 01:23:51,713
It's not a day, it's the Thirteenth
Amendment. No more slavery.
1225
01:23:51,840 --> 01:23:55,355
- What's that supposed to mean?
- I can't marry you, Harry.
1226
01:23:56,440 --> 01:23:57,998
You're too dumb.
1227
01:24:00,080 --> 01:24:03,277
You think dumb people
make this much money?
1228
01:24:03,400 --> 01:24:07,552
I think only a dumb person
would think money makes him smart.
1229
01:24:07,680 --> 01:24:10,638
I got a different kind of life in mind.
1230
01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:16,918
Is this something
your little teacher taught you?
1231
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,110
He's what needs to be different
around here.
1232
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:22,516
- I don't want you seeing him no more.
- I won't.
1233
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:26,474
- That's more like it.
- It's not because of you!
1234
01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:31,514
Look, you're upset about the hit,
I know.
1235
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:36,473
- I'm sorry.
- Let me tell you about that hit.
1236
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:40,479
Everything I've been reading about and
Paul's been telling me, it mixed me up.
1237
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:45,720
But when you hit me, everything
fell together and made sense.
1238
01:24:45,840 --> 01:24:49,071
Some people are always giving it
and some are always taking it.
1239
01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:52,397
I'm not taking it any more!
1240
01:24:52,520 --> 01:24:55,990
Why don't we go to my room
and I'll calm you down?
1241
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:57,951
Marry me or you'll be sorry!
1242
01:24:58,080 --> 01:25:00,958
I'm already sorry. That's why I'm leaving!
1243
01:25:01,080 --> 01:25:04,231
Billie, I'm offering to make you
a real partner.
1244
01:25:04,360 --> 01:25:06,316
Partner in here.
1245
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:15,200
I want you to be my wife.
1246
01:25:15,320 --> 01:25:18,118
Men are unbelievable.
1247
01:25:18,840 --> 01:25:22,071
I give and give and give
and it's like wallpaper to you.
1248
01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:24,156
You just walk right past it.
1249
01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:27,158
Then you make one effort
and you think we're equal.
1250
01:25:27,280 --> 01:25:31,751
It only looks like a big effort
because you never made one before.
1251
01:25:32,640 --> 01:25:33,595
No!
1252
01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,992
Fine.
1253
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:45,351
We'll see how you get along without me.
1254
01:25:46,360 --> 01:25:49,238
You don't look like you did
five years ago.
1255
01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:50,952
You look like shit!
1256
01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:55,590
Yeah? Well, as far as I'm concerned,
vice versa!
1257
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:01,599
I'd forgotten how great this really is.
1258
01:26:02,400 --> 01:26:06,029
She's leaving me.
Let's make sure everything's in order.
1259
01:26:06,160 --> 01:26:09,948
Got to get these companies
back in my name.
1260
01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:22,515
Looking for the stuff
I'm always signing?
1261
01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:24,312
Yes.
1262
01:26:24,440 --> 01:26:25,919
Like that file?
1263
01:26:26,040 --> 01:26:27,029
Yes.
1264
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:29,674
- In the blue cover?
- Yes! Yes!
1265
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:33,796
- Paul has it.
- What?
1266
01:26:33,920 --> 01:26:36,434
You gave it to him? Why?
1267
01:26:36,560 --> 01:26:39,028
So he could take 'em to the paper.
1268
01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:43,830
- Are you selling me out?
- Hello? Anybody home?
1269
01:26:50,320 --> 01:26:52,276
JJ, lock the doors.
1270
01:26:53,600 --> 01:26:55,830
Get in here and sit down.
1271
01:26:55,960 --> 01:26:59,430
Why, thank you, I'd love a seat!
My feet are killing me.
1272
01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,191
Hello!
1273
01:27:05,320 --> 01:27:09,199
- How have you been?
- Very good, thank you. And you?
1274
01:27:09,320 --> 01:27:11,231
Pretty good. Busy.
1275
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:14,033
Can the tea party crap!
Is she tellin' the truth?
1276
01:27:14,160 --> 01:27:17,436
- Did you take that stuff to the papers?
- Billie always tells the truth.
1277
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:20,597
All right, pal.
You bring those papers back here.
1278
01:27:20,720 --> 01:27:22,676
Or I will make you very sorry.
1279
01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,279
Tell him I'm not bluffing.
1280
01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:25,958
He's not bluffing.
1281
01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:30,392
This would be good for the article.
Six years ago, there was a strike at...
1282
01:27:30,520 --> 01:27:33,159
Shut up! You don't know nothin' about that!
1283
01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:35,316
I know that was a double negative!
1284
01:27:35,440 --> 01:27:36,759
You stupid, goddamn...
1285
01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,752
I also happen to know
you've been paying people off,
1286
01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:43,235
so that they won't shut down that base.
1287
01:27:43,360 --> 01:27:44,429
What?
1288
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:48,792
I forgot, you're not a book reader
like us. You bribed 'em!
1289
01:27:48,920 --> 01:27:50,319
No, no, Billie.
1290
01:27:50,440 --> 01:27:52,715
Bribe is a strong word.
1291
01:27:52,840 --> 01:27:55,559
They got $150,000 each.
1292
01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:58,319
What would you call that? A tip?
1293
01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:01,910
You had no right
to take those papers.
1294
01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:03,952
You had no right to do what you did.
1295
01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:08,119
But you did it. And now that you've done
it, the people have a right to know.
1296
01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:10,231
- What people?
- The people.
1297
01:28:10,360 --> 01:28:11,952
- Never heard of 'em.
- You will.
1298
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:14,435
12 of them are going to be deciding
where you're going to live.
1299
01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:18,712
- Who are you, the government?
- As a matter of fact, I am.
1300
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:19,750
Since when?
1301
01:28:19,880 --> 01:28:22,952
Since 1776.
1302
01:28:23,080 --> 01:28:24,308
Exactly.
1303
01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:27,951
All right.
1304
01:28:28,080 --> 01:28:30,640
What'll it take, Paul?
1305
01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:32,552
What do you mean?
1306
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:36,036
I think he's trying to tip you.
1307
01:28:38,000 --> 01:28:39,638
What'll you take?
1308
01:28:39,760 --> 01:28:43,594
I'll take a beer.
A light one, if you've got it.
1309
01:28:44,600 --> 01:28:46,477
Get back here. Don't try to get funny.
1310
01:28:46,600 --> 01:28:49,717
I ain't never met a guy yet
that didn't have his price.
1311
01:28:49,840 --> 01:28:52,115
I'm ready to talk big numbers.
1312
01:28:52,240 --> 01:28:57,189
You and your big numbers! You'll be
wearing big numbers across your chest.
1313
01:28:57,320 --> 01:29:01,518
There are some things
more important than money.
1314
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:04,074
Like what? Your career?
1315
01:29:05,960 --> 01:29:07,996
Nope.
1316
01:29:08,120 --> 01:29:10,350
Like doing the right thing.
1317
01:29:17,120 --> 01:29:19,873
Come on, Billie. Let's go.
1318
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:29,310
Stop it! Stop, Harry!
1319
01:29:30,760 --> 01:29:33,991
- You could've killed him!
- What do you care?!
1320
01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:36,588
I'm gonna marry him, that's what I care!
1321
01:29:36,720 --> 01:29:39,518
- You what?
- You what?
1322
01:29:39,640 --> 01:29:44,077
I'm gonna marry him,
cos he finally smartened up.
1323
01:29:48,360 --> 01:29:50,749
I need a drink.
1324
01:29:50,880 --> 01:29:52,836
Let me get it for you, Mr Devery.
1325
01:29:59,480 --> 01:30:03,712
Am I in the room?
Hello! Am I in the room?
1326
01:30:05,080 --> 01:30:07,310
You been cheatin' on me with this guy?
1327
01:30:07,440 --> 01:30:09,590
No, we never did anything.
1328
01:30:09,720 --> 01:30:12,393
I wanted to, but he wouldn't let me.
1329
01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,792
Let's just drop the whole thing.
1330
01:30:15,920 --> 01:30:19,276
You get her, and you don't have to
worry about what I'm doing.
1331
01:30:19,400 --> 01:30:21,311
Oh, but I do worry, Harry.
1332
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:24,876
See, we got this beautiful
piece of machinery...
1333
01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:27,958
I don't have to listen to you.
You talk more than a senator.
1334
01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:30,275
You wanna screw
Brock Village? Go ahead!
1335
01:30:30,400 --> 01:30:33,119
I got plenty other businesses!
So get out!
1336
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:34,878
I'm sick of the sight of both of you!
1337
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:37,833
Your other businesses belong to me.
1338
01:30:37,960 --> 01:30:39,916
Oh, Christ!
1339
01:30:43,080 --> 01:30:47,631
Remember how you used to say we'd
go away, buy a house on the beach?
1340
01:30:47,760 --> 01:30:49,637
Why didn't we ever do that?
1341
01:30:49,760 --> 01:30:51,990
I couldn't do that. I had to work.
1342
01:30:52,120 --> 01:30:54,918
But why? You had five companies
when I met you.
1343
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:57,918
When was it going to be enough
so we could we enjoy it?
1344
01:30:58,040 --> 01:31:03,512
One thing I have had enough of
is you and Professor Windbag!
1345
01:31:03,640 --> 01:31:07,838
That will be corrected shortly,
when I leave.
1346
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:12,190
I'll give the companies back to you,
but only one at a time.
1347
01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:14,709
- What?
- And only one a year.
1348
01:31:14,840 --> 01:31:17,559
- What?
- Oh, my God!
1349
01:31:17,680 --> 01:31:20,148
You're calling those senators
and getting that money back.
1350
01:31:20,280 --> 01:31:23,431
Then you're getting out of town
or Paul will write that story.
1351
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:28,918
If I take their money back,
they close the base, I lose the mall!
1352
01:31:29,040 --> 01:31:31,679
What am I supposed to do?
1353
01:31:31,800 --> 01:31:34,473
- Maybe take a watercolour class?
- Very funny.
1354
01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:35,999
Also, you should walk the beach.
1355
01:31:36,120 --> 01:31:38,998
- I don't live near a beach.
- I'm rich for a little bit.
1356
01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:41,759
I'll buy you a beach
and I'll pay for your watercolour class.
1357
01:31:41,880 --> 01:31:45,793
And I'll get you a ticket to the museum,
so you can see that Van Gogh.
1358
01:31:45,920 --> 01:31:49,629
Are you nuts?
Why should I do all this stuff?
1359
01:31:49,760 --> 01:31:52,513
- You have to ask why?
- Yeah!
1360
01:31:52,640 --> 01:31:56,269
That's why! So you'll know
what all that stuff is for!
1361
01:31:56,400 --> 01:31:59,472
Then maybe you'll find a little bit
of what I've found.
1362
01:32:01,280 --> 01:32:04,795
Trust me, Harry.
This will make you happy.
1363
01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:07,992
How would you know?
1364
01:32:08,120 --> 01:32:11,078
Do you think I was born yesterday?
1365
01:32:11,200 --> 01:32:13,794
God, I love this woman.
1366
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:21,796
Bye, JJ.
1367
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:23,916
Bye.
1368
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:26,191
You ready?
1369
01:32:26,320 --> 01:32:28,276
Absolutely.
1370
01:32:31,880 --> 01:32:34,474
You do what I'm tellin' ya!
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