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- Previously on

- Previously on "Below Deck"...

- Four-day charter, ten people, two of them children.

- Hi. - My pleasure.

- There's no margin for error when you have kids onboard.

- [crying] No!

- I don't think she's lying. It was obviously swollen.

- I'm not lying. Oh, hello.

- I just need to know if you can work at 100%.

- I definitely, like, can. - Okay, good.

- Let's go for our excursion.

- Ross, we're heading back, okay?

- Okay.

- What's up, then, brother? Do you know?

- I don't want to see a deer in the headlights.

I want to see the goddamn light go on over their head.

Wake up, Chandler.

- We're ready to get out of here.

We have no towels, no water.

We've had enough of this experience.

- You have one job, deckhands.

- We had everything onboard

and I don't know why they neglected to disperse it.

I am not gonna finish this season this way.

I will make some changes,

and not all of you are gonna be happy.

[foghorn blares]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[dramatic hip-hop music]

- This is about as ----ed up deck crews I've seen.

This is beyond an embarrassment.

How do you go over to the ----ing island

and drop guests off with all of the equipment,

everything that you have onboard,

and then turn around and come back,

and not give them any of it?

This is just rudimentary deckhand 101.

That's your crew, and that's on you.

♪ ♪

- Is that something I need to tell them,

to drop off the gear that we put on to the tender?

I can only--

- Excuses are just silly-ass ----ing reasons

for people not doing their goddamn jobs.

If I had to solve your problems with your crew,

then what do I need you for?

I would've expected the boatswain

to step forward and say, "my fault."

Instead, Chandler's looking to justify a (BLEEP) up,

and I'm not playing that.

You guys will pull your heads out of your asses,

and when we get to the ----ing dock,

I will make some changes.

You're excused. - Thank you.

[mellow music]

- Oh, man, Captain Lee was pissed.

Whoa, it's strong, and spicy!

What'cha doing? - I'm going--I'm going--

- Do you wanna go see your parents?

- I'm going... - They're not that way.

They're this way. You wanna come with us?

- I can go with her.

- You take her and I'll come down with that.

- Mm-kay. I like your dress.

Don't let Kate see it 'cause she'll try and steal it.

♪ ♪

[tense music]

- I've never had a whole table tell me that the food was bad.

- My mahi was disgusting.

- The steaks were overcooked. - It was two out of ten.

- I'm really disappointed in the way that night went down,

so tonight, I'm gonna blow them out of the water.

- Hey, Captain Lee. Tonight's the rock star party.

- I have to eat dinner with them tonight at 7:30.

- Right.

- I just had a chat with the kids.

- This stuff cannot happen anymore.

All of this comes back to me.

- What do you think the issue is?

- I think our boatswain is dropping the ball,

to be quite frank.

- The whole reason we're all working hard

is to get a large tip and make money,

so when the deck crew doesn't do their job well,

the interior team tries to compensate.

But it'd be nice if everybody did their job well.

- Chandler, can I just say something?

We're running around like chickens without a head

a lot of the time.

Nobody sat us down in the beginning and said,

"Listen, this is what you need. This is what's going where."

If we're all on the same page,

it's easy for us to know what we need to do.

- No one knew what was going on.

- Well then, that's the issue that needs to get addressed,

not why we left sh-- behind.

- We're gonna make less mistakes because

we're not doing sh-- last minute.

- It's always gonna change.

You just need to be prepared for everything.

We need to dial this sh-- in. We're on our fourth charter.

- Yes, sir. - All right.

- Can we get-- the rest of you tender up,

flag down.

- One more fubar.

- We're only halfway through the charter,

so...I'm sure there's time.

I appreciate you saying something.

- He needs to realize he needs to get a game plan.

Now it becomes evident what the issues are.

- Absolutely.

If Chandler was on my boat in Alaska,

hands down he would be fired.

There's no ----ing reason for his attitude,

and there's no reason for all these mistakes we made.

That looks good.

♪ ♪

- Hi.

- I'm done with Caroline.

When you're in that attitude, then you put it on me,

and then you put it on everybody else.

- I'm sorry you have the misfortune of working with me.

- Me too.

I'm gonna stay professional with her,

but I'm doing 20-hour days cooking for all these people.

She has so many problems right now and I can't take that load.

- So pretty. It's crazy how quiet it is.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Rock star ♪

- Broken glass from all the windows

the rock stars broke at the hotel.

- Is that rock star? - Ready for our party?

- Yeah.

- Nice stuff!

- I've never done eyeliner before.

- Oh, wow. That is awesome!

- All the guests are at the table.

- On my way.

[dramatic music]

- Caroline, Caroline.

Can you come to the galley for service?

- Hello! - Hey, everybody.

- You mind if I hang out with you, Pearson?

Is that all right? - Yep.

- We can start going.

I'm just gonna do the best I can

and hope that they enjoy it.

- If you squeeze it, it'll go on,

and if you squeeze it again, it'll go off.

Pretty cool, huh?

- So, for your first course,

we have a duel of soft mushrooms.

- Ooh, it's very good. - Has good flavor too.

- Enjoy. - Thank you.

[mellow music]

- Are they happy? - So happy.

- You're just saying that. - I'm not just saying that.

I'm just busy.

- [laughs]

- Cooked perfectly.

- Here, you guys can start.

Pork tenderloin,

and I have an apple cider dressing to go with that.

- Thank you.

This is too hot for children.

- Where do you want me?

- Try to go around to the guest cabins and freshen up,

and then go to bed.

- Would you like some lamb? Yeah?

- Would you like some pork? - Yes, please.

- Some zucchini?

- Oh. - Hey!

So, I made some roasted pork

with cognac-braised apples, roasted lamb rack,

with a Moroccan-style, spicy tomato sauce,

flash-seared tuna, garlic broccoli,

and some turmeric and sesame zucchini.

- Wow. - Enjoy.

[soft indistinct chatter]

- It's amazing. - Wow.

- So good. - Excellent tonight.

Thank you. - Enjoy.

- Thank you. - So good.

- It's good. - He really stepped it up.

This is excellent. - Wow.

- Caroline, Caroline, Kate. You can go to bed.

Be on deck at 8:00.

We're gonna do a continental breakfast.

- Copy. Thank you, Kate.

- Am I good to close this? - Yup.

I finished bleeding the deck

and everything's stowed away down here.

- Aw, you're awesome.

- I appreciate you and Ashton

speaking up this afternoon.

- Oh, no worries.

Oh, here he is. - What's up?

You guys can go to bed.

- All righty. - Sweet, mate.

Sounds good to me. - Thank you.

- I try to have respect for Chandler,

but it was a ----ing sh-- show today,

absolute ----ing sh-- show.

- A tissue dance?

I don't know.

- Put a boogie in it...

[laughter]

- How's it looking up there? - Amazing.

Great for our tip. - That was intense.

- Everybody's wearing down a little bit.

I think it's bed time.

- Thank you for helping.

- Cool, bud. See you in the morning.

- Good night, everyone. - Good night.

- It's been a pleasure.

Bed time, little rock star.

- Write Caroline a note. - Okay.

- Good night. - Good night. Thanks.

♪ ♪

[line beeping] - Hey, 'Siah.

- Hi, Primrose. How are you?

Lady Tiernan and Master Pearson

remind me of when I looked after my niece.

What's the weather doing?

- Uh, snow. - Snowing.

- Aww.

- Primrose is missing you.

She keeps going, "Where's my 'Siah?"

- So cute. - Where's my 'Siah?

- [laughs]

I love being an uncle,

but it's hard being away from family

and your niece when she's growing up.

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna head off to bed.

[yawning]

- [indistinct]

Bye, 'Siah.

- Bye, Primrose. Love you.

- Give 'Siah a kiss bye-bye.

[mellow music]

[alarm clock blares]

♪ ♪

- I'm just, like, kinda dreading being on deck,

but when I was working for my dad,

he was always very calm and collected,

even if things were going wrong.

It's the style I learned,

and it's the style I like to mirror.

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Good morning.

- Morning. - This is where we're going.

As soon as we get there, get all the toys set up,

and we're gonna have to start transporting stuff

almost immediately,

so you have absolutely no time to waste.

Dinner's at 5:30. We're taking a pig out there.

So you're gonna have to get the chef out there.

It's gonna take several runs. - Okay.

- And I really want it to go smoothly.

- Yes, sir. - That'll be all.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, Caroline. - Pleasure.

Can I get anything for anybody?

- I'll do a Bloody Mary, please.

- A guava mimosa. - Okay, all right.

- Did you guys want an orange juice?

- It might-- I might have to squeeze some.

- Oh, okay. - So, it--I'm gonna do my--

- No worries. - Caroline, Caroline.

Food's ready. Come and pick it up.

- I'd rather you bring out the food first.

- Got it, okay. I'm gonna do that.

Thanks, y'all. - Thank you.

- She seems very distraught.

- Do you know if we have any orange juice, like,

in a box?

- Couldn't tell you. - Yeah, I don't think we do.

- Did Caroline seem frazzled about the juice?

- Yeah.

- These are gluten-free wild berry muffins.

- She's just running back and forth

and she never knows anything.

- Where is Caroline? - We don't know.

That's the problem.

- (BLEEP) [blender whirring]

This is a group of ten people.

It's a lot for one stew to take on.

- Thank you. - Pleasure.

- Caroline? - Yes, sir?

- You're asking the wrong person...

[laughs]

- She never knows an answer.

- Caroline, Caroline, Adrian.

- Oh God, yeah.

- Caroline, Caroline, Adrian.

- [coughing]

- Coming up...

- Do your job and we'll be fine.

I'm fed up with her.

- You speak to me condescendingly one more time,

I'm taking it to ----ing Captain.

- And later... [glasses shattering]

- Sh--. I have some broken glass.

- Caroline, Caroline, Adrian.

- Oh God, yeah.

It's like tomato juice and vodka.

- Yeah.

[tense music]

- Watch your step. Who wanted some orange juice?

- I think we all did. [laughs]

- Hey, Kate? - Yes?

- Did you make the Bloody Marys?

- No, I didn't.

- Yeah. - Okay, good.

- Start bringing it up.

[chains grinding]

- Last one pulling up.

- Oh, we're moving, guys.

- Anchor's at the water line. You're free to maneuver.

- Copy that. We're underway.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- Hello. - Hi.

What did you put in the Bloody Marys?

- They didn't like it? - No, they want another one.

- Mm-kay. - Are you okay?

- Uh-huh. - Caroline's foot has healed.

The bad news is, she's still Caroline.

I'll cover for her,

but what she doesn't realize is,

she's repeatedly telling me she can't do her job.

This is about work, and she's not doing it.

Caroline, Caroline, Kate.

Can you go down to laundry and flip it over,

and can you go down to the guest cabins

that are not occupied?

- You got it. - 'Sup?

- Do you guys have anything

that doesn't need to be refrigerated that

I can load up into the rescue tender now for the first trip?

- There's the charcoal and there's the fire starters.

That should be with the charcoals as well.

You guys are gonna do a first trip right when we get there?

- Yeah, are you gonna go with me on that first trip or...

- No, I'll be roasting the pig and doing all that stuff here.

♪ ♪

The fact that Ross and Ashton feel like chickens with their

heads cut off definitely motivates me to work harder.

I wanna be liked by my team,

but I want the boat to be successful as well.

Cups, sunscreen, towels, drinking ice,

and gallon Ziploc bags, ten chairs.

I want everything they might wanna do onboard,

on the beach, ready to go.

We gotta make up for yesterday.

- I don't know what she was doing.

She definitely looked confused.

It wasn't even a full breakfast.

That's why I was, like, laying in bed.

I was like, I'm gonna let her handle it.

This is a good test.

- If you're mainly in the laundry,

no wonder why people's stuff is getting lost.

- Yeah, 'cause it looks like chaos.

It shouldn't look that bad.

She's not getting better. She's almost getting worse.

- Caroline, I think, just gets too flustered.

She's like my great Aunt May when she had menopause.

Just chill out.

- Five on my mark.

And drop.

[chain rattling]

- Oh, guys, look at the dolphins!

- That's five. Lock it in.

- Dolphin right there! - [laughs]

- Oh, my gosh. Look at them all.

- God, that's pretty.

♪ ♪

- Hello, I need to arrange some

local live dancers and musicians.

- All right, you're loose.

- Just FYI, for the drinking ice--

one in each insulated bag and two in the "Intrepid" cooler.

- Yeah, let's see if we can find another cooler bag

that we can take. - Okay.

- I added Corona, more soda, and more water.

- I think we need more Corona in there.

Captain, Captain, Chandler.

- Oh, my God, Chandler. Figure your sh-- out.

- Ross and I will be departing shortly with the first load of

supplies for the excursion later tonight.

- Before you go for anything, I need everything set up.

- Okay.

Water slide going in? - Affirmative.

While you're running stuff back and forth,

the guests have to have something to do.

- Yeah, copy.

- Man, we weren't expecting that one, Chandler.

- I was. - Toys need to go in first.

Get these paddleboards out while we're waiting.

- Did Chandler just radio the Captain to say

he's bringing stuff to the beach now?

- Yeah.

- Why are they getting stuff ready?

- 'Cause they're gonna start bringing stuff over,

but first, the hierarchy of importance--

safety, charter guests, Captain, crew.

- Yeah.

both: Safety, charter guests,

Captain, crew.

- I'ma check for some more towels.

- Did you check the dryer in here?

- Yeah, I'll check everywhere for extra towels.

- Well, let's see what we have in here in the dryer.

- Yeah, I'll check everywhere.

Chandler needs to bring it down a notch.

I know he's walking on eggshells,

but it's a struggle for me to not put him in his place.

- Ash, I was thinking we get out what we need to get out

for the slide.

- Copy that.

- [whimpers] I don't wanna touch it.

- It's so messed up that I was eating three pieces of bacon

while that was there.

- I don't have time to sit on the beach

for ten hours and roast a pig,

so I'm gonna cook it in the oven,

and then we'll just finish it off on the beach,

and the guests will never know.

- Kate, Kate, Caroline. - Go.

- Cabins are done. - Copy. Thank you.

Can you go to laundry and get it really organized?

- Yeah, do you mind if I take five on the bow

and then I'll come right back and get it all perfect?

- Okay, take five minutes and then come meet us

behind the Sky Lounge bar to clear up.

- Copy.

- When you're willing to go sneak a cigarette,

you sneak it,

you don't announce it over the radio.

- Rhylee, I don't wanna find anymore dropped towels on deck.

You need to use your eyes. - I do use my eyes.

- What does-- what does that say?

- I can read, Chandler.

Stop speaking to me condescendingly.

I'm over it.

- I don't wanna hear any back talk.

A, there's guests right upstairs, so stop yelling.

- No, did you ask Ashton and Ross?

- Everyone needs to be accountable for everyone else.

- Let's clear this up. Shall I unroll the ones--

- Stop yelling. - Stop ----ing...

- We have guests right upstairs.

- If you wanna hear me yell, I'll yell and you'll know...

- Go somewhere else to have this conversation.

- No, we can have it right here.

If you wanna hear me get a word in, Chandler...

- Look at this. - Great.

Next time, don't come to me

and tell me that I can't ----ing read.

You speak to me condescendingly one more time,

I'm taking it to ----ing Captain.

[tense music]

- You speak to me condescendingly one more time,

I'm taking it to ----ing Captain.

- ----ing go to the captain. Don't tell me about it.

----ing do it.

Do your job, and we'll be fine.

- I will do my job, as I have been.

- Open your eyes, please. - Speak with respect.

- As soon as I ----ing get it, as soon as I get it, Rhy.

- Where's your accountability

in those dropped towels, huh, Chandler?

- I'm fed up with her. I have no patience for it.

- Goddamn ----ing son of a bitch.

- Ready for water sports?

- Yeah!

- Captain, Chandler.

We have everything out in the water.

Is it okay to do a trip over? - Roger that.

Make sure you leave somebody here.

- Ashton and Rhylee will stay onboard.

- Roger that.

- We're here.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Good? - Mm-hmm.

The pig one.

You'll stay on guest service and putting stuff away.

I'll pack the bags.

- Do you think it'll be all right here?

- I think it'll be fine. - Just don't wanna...

- It'll be fine, Ross. Just drop the hook.

- Getting the guests from the boat to the location

is gonna be ----ing difficult.

Our boat's in a bit of danger. The reef's super shallow.

You know, I'm pretty confident in my job,

and my capability, but this is on a whole 'nother level.

It's everywhere. - It's fine.

- Looks shallow here.

- Just go ahead and jump in right there.

♪ ♪

Lifejackets. - Sorry?

- Just a bag of lifejackets.

- Oh, the towels? - Here--that's what I meant.

- Whoa.

- We're doing a huge beach setup--

luau, pig roast.

A ton of logistics that are going into this--

everything needs to go properly.

There can be no mistakes.

Um...

- Whoo!

- [laughs]

- No, not the sea broccoli!

- Yeah, no sea broccoli! - [laughs]

- Explain the situation to me.

- The water is too shallow for the "Intrepid."

- So, we can use the rescue tender?

- Yeah, but that's not a safe bet to do at night.

- Copy that.

We can use rescue tender, I believe, during the day,

At night, it's a no-go.

There's just too much reef here.

It's not marked out properly.

I can explain to you better once I come back to the boat.

- All right, copy that.

- Thanks, bro.

[indistinct chatter]

- Come on in. - Yep, coming.

- Explain the situation to me.

- This whole area basically here,

it's just--it's all reef, or shallow reef.

It looked too skinny to even bother going through.

I'm not that confident, especially when

it's my first time trying to navigate through these waters.

- Yeah, but now we know we can get through there

in the rescue tender.

Dinner's gonna be served at 5:00.

The dancers are coming at 5:45.

- Let's see, we've got...

- And they're only gonna perform 20 minutes.

At that point in time, everything comes back.

- Yeah, that's cool.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my...

[indistinct radio chatter]

- I think I'll be ready in about six minutes.

Hey, guys.

- No.

Don't drop it. - Oh.

- Chandler? - Yeah?

- At 5:00, I'll send the guests.

- Okay, gonna be cutting it close.

- Get it done.

♪ ♪

- Let me know when you see a section

where I can speed up. I don't wanna...

- Okay, cool. - Hit something.

- Is this it right here? - Yeah.

- Do you know what time we're supposed to be ready by?

- Dinner would be around 5:30-ish,

and it takes about 20 minutes to get there,

so probably-- I'd say 5:00.

- Oh, how about 5:10? - Dun, dun, dun.

- 5:00.

- What do I--I don't need shoes, I do need shoes?

- Step this way. - Thank you very much.

- 5:00, we need the guests ready to go.

- Yeah, I told them. - I can't have these guys

out in this sh-- at night.

They'll sink one of the ----ing boats.

- Hi. - Slippery.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

- I can take this up if... - Watch it. It's so slippery.

- We're losing daylight.

If we don't get everybody onboard, I gotta call it,

and then we'll be having dinner onboard the boat.

- Yeah, we're hustling.

- Here we go.

- We gotta go.

- [grunts]

- So, you guys have to get pretty comfortable

'cause it's a quick ride there.

- I don't like the way this is shaping up.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna start heading out. I see them.

- Okay, thank you.

- Do you see--you've got better light on your side.

Can you see any corals in front of me?

- No, negative, bro.

- If you have to, Chandler, just trim that engine up

until it props just beneath the water.

- Okay, copy.

- God, I shouldn't have to ----ing tell anybody that.

- Yeah. - So, we have less than

ten minutes till the guests are here.

- Can we take four more guests or no?

- No, it's low tide. - Yeah, yeah, you're right.

See you guys later. - All right.

- Don't you guys think it looks like Jurassic Park?

- Yeah, right? Like, from the movie?

- Ready?

- I'm gonna put... [indistinct]

It's really slippery.

- No, don't go there. Don't go there.

[energetic drumming] - All right.

♪ ♪

- And that's for your guys' arrival.

♪ ♪

- Ross, Ross, Lee. - Go ahead.

- Under no circumstances

am I having those boats out after dark,

so if you have to cut it short,

I want you and the guests back here before it's dark.

So, the guests are gonna have to live with it,

and I'd rather live with it than hurt somebody.

- I couldn't agree with you any more.

- Enjoy-- [all scream]

- Hey. - Oh, sh--.

- Oh, my God. Is she okay?

Is she all right?

- You need a second? - Oh...

- Thank you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Enjoy-- [all scream]

- Hey. - Oh, sh--.

- Oh, my God. Is she okay?

- I almost fell myself when I got onto it.

- Oh, yeah, you gotta step on the sand.

She stepped right on the...

- Ouch. - You need a second?

- And I'll just go in the sand. - Very slippery.

- Not only is Chandler dropping the ball,

but now, he's dropping the guests.

- Oh, my gosh. - Yeah.

- I think the guests had a good day today.

What do you think? - I have no idea.

- Oh. They seemed pleasantly...

- Been too busy trying to put fires out and get this...

- Uh-oh. - Goddamn thing going.

[energetic percussive music]

♪ ♪

Chandler, Chandler, Lee.

- Go ahead. - We're going to plan B.

Let them enjoy their time there.

I want you and everybody else in the boat to head back now.

Leave them there on the beach.

I'm sending vans to pick them up.

- Understood.

We are heading toward the "Intrepid".

- With nightfall rapidly approaching,

it's way too dangerous trying to get everybody

back onboard the boat.

We're gonna transport them by vans

from the beach to the dock,

and then we'll take one of the tenders straight into shore

from the motorboat and bring them back safe.

Get back here safely.

- Yes, sir.

♪ ♪

- Do you want me to double check that

nothing needs to come back-- - No, leave everything.

Just get back.

- You're right. You're right.

Yeah, that--needs to be dropped in the sand,

not on a cement block.

- Yeah.

- That guy would've carried you all the way up the thing.

- I know!

- I'm not worried about it right now,

but Chandler and Ashton left, right?

How are we gonna get home, or are we living here now?

[drumming stops]

- Rhylee?

Spin bags that are soft and wet

need to dry out here before they go back.

- I didn't know we were doing that, okay?

- I feel like that's common sense.

- Well, maybe I don't have any.

- I'll give you a hand, buddy. - I've got it.

- It's okay. - No, I'm ----ing over it.

I'm done ----ing taking it from him.

- We got it from here. Can you just go--

you can put these down here.

Can you just go down and I'll see you at 11:00?

- 11:00 p.m. for the lights, right?

- Yep, copy. Thanks for working hard today.

- (BLEEP), calling me off.

- Hey, bro, I just sent Rhylee down

'cause she's on night. Is that okay?

- I don't know, man. You deal with her.

I'm done. - Mmm.

- Mommy...

- Um, I have never cooked a pig.

[cheers and applause] - Thank you.

- Pig roast, and he nailed it.

He nailed it.

- What do we got, Seanna?

Are you sending a taxi? - Affirmative.

Chandler, Chandler, Lee. - Go ahead.

- We'll start making our transfers.

I know you guys haven't been to that dock before.

I still have to assume that

my team is going to execute things properly,

even though I've seen them make mistakes in the past.

But it's dark out now, and for Chandler,

as far as I'm concerned, prove it or lose it.

- Copy that.

- So, because it's so dark now,

we're not gonna go back on the tender.

We've arranged a taxi. - Okay.

- Caroline, Caroline, Lee. - Yes, sir?

- It might be a good idea to...

- Copy that.

[indistinct chatter]

- The dog is eating our food. - Get out of here.

Sh--.

- I gotta get a picture of that sunset--

or, moonrise.

[shutter clicks] Tahitian moon.

- You won't fall. Uh-oh.

- You guys just hold on.

- [sighs]

- Rhylee did a good job putting the Jet Skis away today.

- Yeah? Good. - Yep.

- Caroline, Caroline. You all set?

- I'm all set. - Okay.

We'll be receiving them shortly.

- The (BLEEP)?

- Hey, Captain Lee!

- Sorry about the inconvenience.

It was all in the interest of safety.

[glasses shattering]

- Sh--. [groans]

(BLEEP)

- We thoroughly enjoyed it. Thank you.

- We had a blast. Sherry had a accident.

- Sherry slipped a little bit.

- I got dropped. - You got dropped?

That means you must have been carried,

and not successfully.

- No, this is day two of not-such-a-good-day for me.

- Cap, I'm gonna need a second.

We have some champagne waiting for you.

- Okay, let's go upstairs.

- Go ahead.

- Here, come back down. - Let's go the other way.

[cries]

- What? - [crying]

- There's broken glass everywhere?

- [crying] - Sh--.

[tense music]

- Cap, Cap, do you hear me?

- Jesus Christ. What the (BLEEP) is going on?

- [crying] - It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay.

- [exhales] (BLEEP)

- Let me see. Where--oh, right there?

- Yeah, we got it out.

- Cool. - That's called a battle wound.

- Yeah, I don't even have one of those.

How does that happen?

I mean, it's just the ultimate cluster(BLEEP).

Give me five. Give me a fist bump.

All right, good job, buddy.

- That little boy just stepped on it.

Do you have Band-Aids in there? - Great, ----ing awesome.

Yeah. Ugh, (BLEEP).

- Where is the deckhands?

- Chandler needs his hours of rest.

- I'm not prepared for this.

[table creaks]

Oh!

Don't chop your fingers off. I can't lose you.

- [laughs] - I don't know how this...

[chair rattles] Done.

- What do we have left? Crew and equipment?

- All the equipment, yeah. - Okay.

- Master Pearson and Lady Tiernan's

mandatory lifejackets.

You wear that one. I'll wear this one.

Once again, just 'Siah and I doing all the work.

There is no fair reason why

there's not a deck team member, at least one, here helping us.

Thank you. Okay.

Yes.

Okay, easy does it.

- Let's get the drinks rolling.

Drambuie? What else? [laughter]

What do you need? [laughs]

- I'll take a tequila, club soda, and lime, please.

- Sorry, I... [groans]

- It's okay. Take care of the guests.

Chandler will take care of cleaning up, so...

Get them whatever they need. Relax.

- [coughs] I feel sick. I'm getting sick.

- Relax.

- [coughs] - Coming up...

- Yo, did you just take that ice cream?

- Ice cream's not happening yet, buddy,

'cause you're still working.

- What the (BLEEP) are you doing?

I'm a big boy.

- You're a big boy, and you will get your ice cream.

- I'm sorry, I...

- I'm sorry, I... - It's okay.

Take care of the guests.

Chandler will take care of cleaning up, so...

Get them whatever they need. - [coughs]

I feel sick. I'm getting sick.

- Relax.

Take a deep breath. Everything's fine.

- Thanks. - Give them their drinks.

We're good.

- Someone broke a ----ing glass and he stepped on it.

- Ooh. - I don't know what happened.

- I'm so sorry.

- We're tough. The Jasuwans are tough people.

- I really felt like an asshole,

but knowing little Pearson cut his foot

on champagne glass that I dropped--

I feel terrible.

You okay? - Yes.

- I'm really sorry.

You're cool though, right? You're good?

[smooches] Thanks for being so cool.

Can I get you Band-Aids?

- No, maybe some cocktails.

- Yes, absolutely. What can I get for everyone?

I still have some champagne. I can try getting on that.

- Yeah, we'll just have some champagne.

Fill up whatever you got.

- Thank you. - Pleasure.

- Yeah, the bandage? - I have everything.

- First aid? Oh wow, you do, okay.

Perfect. Right on. - Okay, cool.

- All right, we're gonna do this.

- This woman needs a tequila shot!

- I need a tequila, stat! - On the double!

- I got blood all over my dress.

It's like a $300 dress.

It's not your mama's moo-moo. It's, like, $350.

- But why did--but why didn't they do this for me?

- I've gotta get Kate in the back.

- I'm getting in.

I am starving, I am exhausted,

and I am angry.

[tense music]

- [grunts] - Good job, Josiah.

- Remember I said, can I get a Prosecco, since...

- I do remember. - We just got back.

How can I help you? - Oh, Kate, yes.

- I would love another drink, please.

- Tequila with lime juice, yeah?

- Any margarita you wanna make is gonna be phenomenal.

- Prosecco.

- We've been, like, waiting a while.

- We'll get them right now.

- [clears throat] - I'm grabbing the tequila...

- Can you hit the tea kettle while you're there?

- Hi! - I'm injured.

- Oh, no!

- Chandler dropped me on this slimy rock.

- [gasps] Chandler dropped you?

- He didn't even say sorry. - Chandler didn't say sorry?

- No.

- I'm getting some ice for Sherry's leg.

- Has she not been given medical attention

by anybody on the deck crew? - It doesn't feel very cold,

but it'll... - It will get cold.

- Chief stew's doing the heavy lifting at the beach.

It's nuts, but I'll just keep making the drinks.

Oh, my goodness. So cute.

- Say good night-night. - Good night, guys.

- Good job. [indistinct chatter]

- It's a big one. It took a while, but it's good.

I'm just so happy the guests are safe--

at least 90% of them.

- 80%.

- Oh, did we get another injury?

- The little boy cut... - What happened?

- I dropped a champagne glass and he walked on it.

- Flesh wounds...

are not five star.

- Yeah. - I need to take a little--

I can't talk about it right now.

Will you go flip laundry? - Sure.

At this point in the game, I'm overwhelmed.

[sighs] I'm miserable on this boat.

- How you guys doing? You okay for drinks?

- A couple more waters.

- And a Crown and ginger for you, yes?

- Thank you, Josiah. - No worries.

- Chandler, maybe help her downstairs a little bit?

- No, please, I'm fine. - You okay?

- Yeah, I just wish you'd said you were sorry

for what you did. - I am sorry.

- I know, but you didn't.

- I'm sorry. It was a hectic morning for me.

It's no excuse. - No.

It's like, no one came and put antiseptic on me,

like, Albert did.

He, like, bandaged up my leg, and took care of here and here

and it's like, I don't know.

- I... [stammers]

I hear you. - I'm gonna go ice my hand.

How do we get down? - Right here, that way.

- I'll show you, Mom. I got you.

- Thank you. - Good night.

- [sighs]

- It's been one of them days.

- It's chaos.

Guests are bleeding,

there are dishes to be done, drinks to be made.

I thought this was a nine-person crew,

but for some reason,

I'm carrying guest towels and sun block back

from a beach party in the dark.

Something needs to happen.

- I got it.

Chandler, Chandler, Lee. Check with Kate.

Make sure that she has everything

she needs to assist her.

- Copy. - Kate,

keep the deck crew until you don't need them anymore

and then you can dismiss them. - Copy.

Chandler, come up and start washing dishes.

- I'll be there as soon as I can.

- Hey, guys, there's dishes to be washed there and there.

- Cool.

- Josiah, what kind of hair gel do you use?

- I just use hair wax. - Oh, hair wax?

- I would like you to go down to the galley

and grab a knife, please. That's what I need right now.

- I'll take a "please."

- Please, now.

- [whistling]

- Thank you so much. That's all I need.

If you wanna go downstairs, there's just the crew food

and maybe find Tupperwares for it?

- Yeah. - Thank you.

♪ ♪

- You know, this is fun, eh?

- My God, you're like a woman, doing a woman job.

- I feel like these need to be ironed

'cause they're sort of wrinkled.

- Are you also bad at science and driving?

- Chandler, Chandler, Kate.

Where are all of the bags from the beach?

- Uh, beach club.

- Can you please bring them up to the other...

- So needy.

Uh, yeah. ----ing ridiculous.

- Okay, copy that. I'm on my way.

- Thank you, Ross.

- God. - You all need to go to bed.

- This has been a crazy day.

- I'm out, brother. - See you tomorrow.

- They can go in this fridge and that fridge,

and the crew fridge, all the fridges.

Thank you so much, Ross. - All right, yep.

How's it going? - This kid's a folding whiz.

- Who's on earliest for the deck team?

- Myself and Ross.

- Okay, then, you can both knock off.

- Thank you.

- Kate taking charge of the team--

it's quite refreshing, actually...[laughs]

We've got someone that's taking charge!

- Ross, Ross, Kate.

I just heard you're on early, so pause where you're at,

and I'll take over from there, and go to bed.

Thank you. - All right, copy.

- Thank you so much.

You did an amazing job with laundry.

- Thanks. - Why don't you go to bed,

and be on deck at 7:00? - Okay.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna flip all these.

- What's that bowl for?

Are you making me dinner 'cause I haven't eaten yet?

- Ice cream for myself.

- Oh, no... [laughs]

You're not off yet.

Do you have any deck towels

that are in the beach club washer-dryer?

- Everything's running now.

- This can all go away. - Throw it away?

- I don't know, maybe find Tupperware for it?

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Yo, did you just take that ice cream?

- Yes, because it's melting, 'cause you're still working.

- It's frozen. I'm letting it thaw out.

- I think you need to be more worried about the work.

We'll get you your ice cream, okay?

- Why you trying to manage me? You're not my boss.

Captain's my boss.

- Yeah, and did you not hear over the radio?

- Yes, I'm getting my things done,

and I will eat my ice cream as I wish.

- [snickers]

- I will eat my ice cream

- I will eat my ice cream as I wish.

- Ice cream's not happening yet, buddy.

You will get your ice cream. - I will finish the crew mess.

Rhylee's up. She can finish whatever you need to do.

- I know you love to delegate, but--

- Kate, I'm a big boy.

- You are a big boy! - I can manage my time.

- You're a big boy and you will get your ice cream.

- The second time you've disrespected me tonight.

- Actually, it wasn't just the second time.

- What the (BLEEP) are you doing?

Like, I busted my ass all day long.

She's a glorified housekeeper.

It's ----ing my ice cream.

- Chandler, if you don't understand why the captain

decided for you guys to be dismissed by me tonight,

I can't help you.

- I think everyone's been working hard.

- Great.

[tense hip-hop music]

- See you tomorrow. - Okay.

Thanks for your help today.

- Kate's so disrespectful.

♪ ♪

- I expected more out of Chandler,

but if it were just one little thing,

it probably wouldn't be so bad,

but there's just so many.

How the (BLEEP) does that happen?

Chandler, Chandler, Lee. Where is Chandler?

- Chandler left on the tender to go fishing.

- Chandler, switch back to one.

Cap's been calling you.

- The guests are without water, no towels.

They're ready to be picked up immediately.

- Copy.

- (BLEEP)

- [sighs]

Still have the rest of the season to go.

How much of it do you wanna jeopardize,

or are you willing to bet the rest of your season that

this person's gonna make a turn around?

[hip-hop music]

[alarm clock blaring]

♪ ♪

- Primaries are up.

- I haven't got any clean clothes.

I'm wearing the ones I wore yesterday...[laughs]

- Me too. - Don't pull it tight.

- No, I just keep moving. I just keep moving.

- Just like a shadow. - What about me?

- You look like...

- Like you've hardly done any work at all.

- Um, yup. - Uh-huh.

- Good morning. How's your arm doing?

- [sighs] Okay.

- Is it rough?

- It's a little swollen, but it's okay.

- You should've let me carry you.

[laughter]

- Hi, good morning. How's your foot doing?

- Good. - Did you sleep well?

Yes?

Those are cute. What are they?

- Gluten-free chocolate muffin things.

- Cute.

- Attention, everybody. We're getting out of here.

Chandler, commence pulling. - Roger.

- Man, it is a bad day to be a deckhand.

[creaking]

- Anchor is at the water line. Free to maneuver.

- Okay, we're good.

[bright music]

- Oh, gosh. - White chocolate chip.

- Thank you so much. Mmm.

- Attention all deck crew.

When we go in today, we're gonna go starboard side two.

Starboard side two.

♪ ♪

Move to the wing station.

- Okay, you're clear, Captain. Come in on that line.

- What's my distance? - 35.

- I need room.

Don't think about it.

Chandler, get your bowline out there.

Lock it in.

- The coolest vacation we've ever had.

I don't wanna leave.

- There you go, T. Good job helping your brother.

- Let's get everybody into position.

♪ ♪

- All right. - Bye, guys.

Thank you so much.

- Feel better, okay? - Yes, thank you.

- I'm so ready for this charter to be over.

This is, by far, the worst charter

I've ever done in my entire life.

[indistinct chatter]

- We, in general, have had an excellent trip.

We had some faults,

we had some mistakes that happened.

We all have those things.

This reflects our thanks.

We really, truly, really appreciate it.

- Thank you. - Say, "bye-bye."

Thank you, maroo-roo.

- Thanks. - Bye, thank you guys.

- Cutest family ever.

- All right, let's knock the salt off of this bitch.

- Why were you looking at me when you said that?

- [laughs]

- Where are my shorts?

[mellow music]

- With everything that went wrong on this charter,

I know I'm about to get my ass handed to me.

I'm ----ing terrified.

♪ ♪

- Attention, all crew.

I need you in the crew mess in 15.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

This charter here-- I don't know where to start.

It was just...

horrendous.

We had a lot of things that we did wrong.

We managed to award purple hearts on this trip,

one to a kid-- that's a first for me.

We did get $20,000.

I honestly feel we left about five grand on the table that

we could've gotten had we performed better.

Chandler. - Thank you, sir.

- And we'll get as much done as we can this afternoon,

and tomorrow's another day.

- Thank you.

- You think they tipped us because they didn't die?

- [laughs softly]

- Of all the sh-- that happened,

you'd think Captain would point out

the major ----ing fault of Chandler.

- [clears throat]

♪ ♪

Kate, Kate, can I get you to wheelhouse please?

- Me? Okay.

- I'm not sure why I'm one getting called

to the wheelhouse right now, but I can tell that

Captain Lee is not happy about something.

Hi. - Hey, kiddo.

I need you to be a witness.

- Not good.

- Chandler, Chandler, Lee. - Go ahead.

- Yeah, can I see you up in the wheelhouse, please?

- Be right there.

♪ ♪

- Come on in. Have a seat.

I think the time has come for you and I to have this chat

that I've been putting off.

- Next on "Below Deck"... - Oh, my goodness.

That's amazing. - Wow.

- Number five.

Shannon is a charter broker and a yacht salesperson.

- We're gonna need all the help we can get this charter.

- I'm not somebody who's gonna eat sh--

with a knife and fork and smile.

Kate has been abusing me all season.

- This is shots fired.

- Can we exit the taxi? - Bye.

- In a ----ing second. - [gasps]

- She's just crazy.

- Look, say, attitude. - Yes, sir.

- This boat, this program, it's not for everyone.

- We need you off the boat in one hour.

[tense music]

[high-pitched jeering]

- Oh, my God!

- So, what's going on? Where is Caroline?

- No, I was just ----ing berated.

I'm just gonna start from the beginning.

I just, um...

- I'm thinking, what the (BLEEP) is going on here?

- [sobbing]

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