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[percussive music]

- Tahiti's gorgeous. I feel like I've stepped back

into a land before time.

- To be able to charter a yacht here

really says something.

You talk about prestige.

- Whoo!

- This one's gonna be nuts.

Is this our favorite anchorage? - Yeah.

- Every season I come on board,

I'm hoping for the best. - Kate, please serve them

real food.

- But, you know, God always gets the last laugh.

- Are you kidding? ----ing close the door!

- Jesus, it's like a demon's in the master.

- I'm not a big fan of babysitting.

To me, excuses are just silly ass ----ing reasons

for people not doing their goddamn jobs.

- Are you listening, Rhylee?

I'm very strict on deck.

My father being a yacht captain definitely ingrained that

into my skull. You don't have to like me,

but you will respect me.

- How makeup-y is her pillow?

I'm a steward, and I pride myself on service.

♪ Working, working, always working ♪

I'm a perfectionist in everything that I do.

I have nothing to wear.

This takes hours.

I'm having a bad hair day,

which is, in general, just a bad day.

- Wait, do you like boys or girls or both?

I live for meeting new people.

I love to hear other people's opinions.

Adrian, mind your own ----ing business.

I love it when things get weird.

I try to keep it weird. We're all weirdoes.

- This looks so pretty.

- I would say I'm not the typical yacht chef.

I meditate a lot. I do yoga.

Omm...

I love pushing myself

and thinking outside the box.

- I love wowing the guests. - It's so yummy.

I can't even handle this. I'm so overwhelmed.

- I think I heard Ross was on deck already.

- He's a go-getter.

- I grew up in New Zealand with not much.

When I found superyachts,

I found something that I was passionate about,

and I'm not gonna stop till I get to the top.

Got nothing to dress this up?

- Why would I have anything to dress her up?

- Ooh, wow. - Oh, hello!

- I'm definitely not the girl next door.

I'm a trucker's daughter, and I spit.

I burp. [belches]

And I have a temper.

I said I got it four ----ing times.

- Oh, that Ashton, you gotta keep an eye on him.

- I give my everything into my job.

- One more champagne and water. I'll turn on the birthday cake.

- It was a request for Magnum condoms.

- Yachting is long hours and hard work.

- We have no towels, no water.

- Shut the (BLEEP) up. I'm speaking.

- It's a recipe for disaster.

- [gasps]

- Anybody that I see not taking this seriously...

- Oh, my God! - Jesus Christ.

- Carefully. - Ohh!

- Pack your sh-- and get the (BLEEP) off the boat.

- Shall I unroll the one-- - Stop yelling.

- And I'm serious as a heart attack.

- (BLEEP)! (BLEEP)!

- Man overboard. - What?

- Oh! - Oh, no!

- Come to Tahiti, they said.

- It'll be sunny, they said.

[boat horn blows]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[percussive music]

- God damn it!

Those waves are huge.

- It's a big boat.

Nice. Restrained opulence.

Like me.

♪ ♪

Hello!

- How ya doing, Kate? - I'm good.

How are you? - Good.

- You look sharp! - Welcome to Tahiti.

- Thank you. It looks different on the internet.

- It does, doesn't it? - Yeah.

- We're gonna have a good time.

I mean, exotic location, to say the least.

The hurricanes took a devastating toll

on the Caribbean, and it's gonna take them a while

to recover from it.

Tahiti's been on my bucket list for years and years.

And while we're all pulling

and we all stand behind the Caribbean,

we're really excited to be able to charter here this season.

I'm hoping the weather breaks,

because we got a charter tomorrow.

Your crew should be here shortly.

You have a steward. Josiah.

Qualified butler. - Wait. Is he...for me?

- Yeah. - I'm so excited!

He's a retired competitive gymnast.

Cool. - And then next up,

we have Caroline. - A solo stewardess,

meaning she can do a little bit of everything,

and she's a hard worker.

She got her degree in psychology.

Do you ever notice girls who major in psychology

are usually a little crazy?

- [laughs]

This is our chef, Adrian.

- "My passion is to heal

through the creative art of cooking."

- [laughing]

Good to have ya on board. - Good to be back.

I'm gonna go explore.

[airy music]

Hmm.

- Hey-o. - Hi.

- Hmm. This is weird.

- Nice galley.

- Josiah. - Josiah.

- What's your name? - Caroline.

- Nice to meet you. - Pleasure.

- It's nice up here.

[light music]

- So you're from England. - Yeah. Where are you from?

- Ohio. What do you do?

- Steward.

- Shut up!

- What do you do? - That's sick!

- A stew!

- Sick.

- Hey, good morning. - You must be Chandler.

- I am, yes, sir.

Pleasure to meet ya. - Pleasure's mine.

Have a seat. - Drop my bag...

- You've been on a few boats. - Yes, sir.

- "Bad Influence 2".

- That was out of Chicago.

- What was "Big Chubby" like?

- Fun boat. Smaller boat.

A bosun's position's pretty tough.

I just want captain to be happy,

because the next job I go to,

they're gonna want that reference.

- You know, I'm pretty basic

as far as the way I want the crew to run.

We uncover everything before the first guest gets up.

Somebody's always up with the late stew.

- Okay. - The Pacific

is a little different because you get bigger seas.

- You got reef everywhere. - Yes.

Tahiti is Reef Central because it's so remote.

If you screw up here, there's no towboat

coming to pull your ass out.

I don't like to micromanage. I don't like to babysit.

If I've gotta babysit, then you're not

the person I need. - Understood.

- Okay. That's all I got for right now.

- Thank you, sir.

- Hey. - Hey, how's it going?

- So far? - What's happening?

- Ashton. New Zealand?

- Yeah, brother. Where you from?

- South Africa. - Aw, nice.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Hi! both: Hi!

- How are you guys? - Great! How are you?

- Good, how's it going? - Caroline.

- Kate. Nice to meet you. - Josiah.

- Nice to meet you. I saw your resumes.

You guys look like you have good experience.

You were solo stewardess a lot,

which I know is a lotta work. - It--Yeah, it is.

- You have bartending experience?

- I do, but it's been-- I mean, I'm rusty.

I had to go home and tend to family sh--.

It is scary to walk on a boat with strangers.

You don't know if the personalities

are going to jibe. I'm just gonna do my best

to be a team player and pull my weight.

- And you're pretty-- - Yeah.

- What do you think is your strength?

- I'd probably say my strength is more like service side.

I trained in England at a British butler academy,

and I'm a qualified butler with a little bow tie.

It's very English, I think. [laughs]

- I did put your uniforms

in rooms where I think you guys would like to be.

Is it Josiah? - Like Messiah, but with a J.

- I put you with me, and we're gonna be--

I've never seen this. It's cool.

It's like a little-- they call it the penthouse.

- Oh, sick. - Caroline, you're in here

with a female deckhand. - Okay.

- I think she's female. Actually, I don't know.

The other rooms are bigger,

but I just kinda like--

It feels like we're special

being up high. - Yeah.

'Cause I can look down on people! Yeah!

Figured you could flip-- - Yeah. I'll just flip up.

- Uh-huh. Dismount. - You'll be seeing that a lot.

- Hey. - Hey! How's it going?

- Good. How are you? - Who are you?

- Adrian. I'm gonna be the chef.

- Adrian. Caroline, pleasure.

- Nice to meet you. - I'm Kate.

Welcome aboard. - Thank you.

- Um, Adrian... - Tell me.

- I have you in here with the bosun.

- Beautiful.

- Adrian looks really young and malnourished.

I'm a little concerned. I just don't think

malnourished and chef belong in the same sentence.

What do you think of

that galley? - It's nice.

- Oh, you're so sweet. - [laughing]

[both laughing]

- [laughing]

- Hi! - Ross.

- Ross? I'm Rhylee. - Yeah.

- Rhylee. Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Ashton. -A-Aston?

- Ashton. - Ashton.

- Ashton and Ross. Nice to meet you.

- Uh, deckhand. - Deckhand. Oh, sweet.

Yeah, that's us. - Nice! Okay, good.

I'm in like a totally different world of boating.

We don't have anything this pretty.

I work as co-captain and a mate

on fishing charters in Alaska.

It's not a lot about the ambiance.

It's more about catching that monster halibut.

And you get dirty and you get gory and bloody

and I love it.

- I'm up for anything. A lot of people don't realize

Alaskan girls are badass. [laughter]

I left my luggage down there.

You guys are gonna get 'em? - Yeah.

- How you doing? - Hi!

- Chandler. - Chandler. I'm Rhylee.

- Rhylee? I'm the bosun on board.

- You are? I'm one of your deckhands.

- You are? Okay. - Yeah.

- What's up, brother? - What's going on, man?

- Ross. - Chandler.

- Good to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

- Ashton. - Ashton? Chandler.

both: Nice to meet you.

- We're just gonna meet, get to know everyone,

go over what's going on.

So how was everyone's flight? - Long.

- Long? Where are you coming from?

- South Africa. - South Africa...

- New Zealand. - New Zealand.

- Alaska. - I'm a Florida boy.

Been in the industry full-time about six years.

I grew up doing this from like a young age.

Father and brother are both captains in the industry.

I grew up doing boat deliveries with my father,

so this isn't a job for me. It's a career.

You know, I'm very relaxed running the deck,

but I expect the best out of everyone all the time.

I don't like any hierarchy when it comes to the deck group,

so everyone's gonna do the same jobs.

There's no pecking order.

But Chandler's in charge, and I'm not trying to

step on his toes.

- We're all learning the boat together,

so it's gonna be long hours.

We just need to make the best of it.

But, uh, let's get started.

Hey. What's going on? - Hi. How are you?

- Hey. - How you doing? Chandler.

- Adrian. - Hi, I'm Kate.

- Kate. Pleasure to meet ya. - Good handshake.

- Hi. How are you? - Hi. How are you?

- Good. I'm Rhylee. - Rhylee, Caroline.

- This is us, buddy. - So I'll just take this one.

- Okay, cool.

Hey?

[both laughing]

[both chuckling]

- So I haven't made up my mind

about this stew pantry quite yet.

For a boat this size, it's surprisingly small.

The boat is 180 feet.

I was very excited, because I thought

bigger stew pantries,

bigger crew mess, bigger laundry room.

Unfortunately, things down below are not that big.

So what--what first-- This is a disaster.

It's kind of like if you were dating Shaquille O'Neal

and you found out he had a really small penis.

And also champagne flutes, if they'll fit.

Just for quick grabbing. - Yeah, okay.

- If we're not gonna use them-- - And this is fine.

You've got espresso cups, small milk jugs...

other than having to be like this?

- I just don't like-- - We can get rid of these.

- I know. - I'd love to get rid of these.

- I'm gonna go check out the bilge situation.

- Okay. Should I explain what Kate and I said?

- I was standing right here.

- Were you? When we were talking about this?

Didn't even notice. - Uh, yeah, well, you know.

I don't have a lot of charisma.

Working on a yacht, it is a bit high schoolesque.

I think you have to establish who you are off the bat.

I'm just standing right next to you!

- [laughing] - You're such a dick.

- Servers dressed up as cupids.

- Holy God.

Ashton is obviously ----ing hot.

[laughing] - Wow!

- You can put those

- You can put those back in there.

- Just start on this side and work across and...

yeah. - I'll get on to it now.

- I like a self-sufficient crew.

Ross is awesome.

- So what do we want out first? - Let's work as a team here,

so one will rinse, one will scrub.

Cool? - Okay.

- Have you used these machines before?

- No. - I'll give you a rundown.

- Challenges of a new crew: Are they gonna

gel with each other, are they gonna get along?

- How we looking there, champs? - Looks better.

- So far...it's going well.

- We should maybe put some white gloves up here.

- Good idea.

- All crew, all crew. I need everybody

in the Sky Lounge in five minutes.

- Copy for deck. - Copy for interior.

♪ ♪

- First thing I wanna do

is introduce the first officer,

Jake, and our engineer's Will and Johan.

I have three rules: work hard,

don't embarrass yourself,

and don't embarrass the boat.

- Captain Lee-- his eyes are so intense!

He'll just look at you and you're like, yes, sir.

- We pay attention to those three rules,

we'll get along just fine. We don't...

you get a little somethin', somethin' extra

in your, uh, tip envelope--

an airplane ticket outta here on Air Tahiti Nui.

I've looked at your resumes.

Everybody seems competent enough and qualified enough.

I personally considered last year to be disastrous.

- Watch your boat, watch your boat!

[loud thud] - God damn it!

- We gotta go with the current.

- I'm just listening to what you're telling me.

- We're gonna ----ing hit him.

We have a much bigger boat.

It's no place to be earning your stripes.

They have the credentials, but if they don't deliver

they can give their soul to Jesus,

'cause their ass belongs to me.

Let's go to work. - Understood.

[energetic music]

- You guys wanna go through beach club?

- Yeah. - So this area's like...

is kinda one of those places that always needs to be perfect

'cause as soon as we drop the hook,

all the toys are goin' out.

I'm used to working with seasoned yachties

with years of experience.

Rhylee's worked on boats before,

but they've been fishing boats,

so I need to keep an eye on her.

- So we got the bosun's locker, the wash locker...

- It's not called the bosun locker

because we're not allowed in it, right?

- Wait, what - Like the bosun locker--

It just sounds like that'd be like your...

- Oh, no. It's everyone's. - Like you--Okay.

I mean, I know that sounds like a stupid question,

but it just... we don't have a bosun

on board a fishing boat. [laughter]

- Adrian, being from St. Martin,

what got you into yachting? You just saw them everywhere?

- My father was a yacht captain.

He got me pretty involved in it.

He just actually passed away three weeks ago.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.

- I just spent the past couple months taking care of him.

He had stage four lung cancer,

so it's been...it's been going on for like a year and a half.

My father was my best friend.

It was just heartbreaking to see him wither away.

He didn't take sh-- from anybody.

He was just such a strong person.

He gave me so much-- so much love, so much empathy.

He was just a really beautiful person.

So it was a hard past couple of months.

- [sighs] Ohh...

- All crew, all crew, we have provisions

on the stern.

♪ ♪

- To my cabin? - [laughs] Yeah.

- Little heavy.

♪ ♪

- Smells like fish!

- Uh-oh. Are these Captain Lee's?

Are they clean or dirty? - Oh, my God!

They're clean. But they're wet.

- I'm sorry?

- Yeah. You can keep telling me. Don't worry.

- Are you in a relationship?

- Ashton is definitely

a fun piece of man candy.

Ashton. - Yeah?

- Make sure you rinse really well.

[Ashton chuckles]

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- Beautiful.

Ya-hoo. Come on, baby.

- Do you wanna talk about why you like to do charters

or what you usually do? - Yeah.

I did four years of formal French training

and culinary schools in Paris.

Right now, I consider myself as a free flow artist.

I love blowing people's minds.

Look at these cute little desk lights.

I'm gonna make desserts and the dessert's

gonna be mounted on top of this, and as they eat it,

the lights are gonna start shooting out at them.

This is how I woo women, usually.

- Adrian, Kate, Chandler, I need you guys

up to the bridge for a preference sheet meeting.

- Copy. - Roger.

- How you doing? - Hello, hello.

- Ms. Chastain. - Hello.

- How's things going? New crew.

- I think the crew's amazing.

- You really have some good talent there.

- Yeah. - How you feel about

the galley? - Oh, it'll work good.

I'll make it work good.

- I like that.

- I think I'm very happy.

One has a lot more experience than the other,

but the one that doesn't have experience

has a good attitude so far, so it's great.

- So here's who we have

for our first charter.

- Well, look who it is!

- Mr. Foam Man, our primary charter guest.

His name is Steve Bradley.

They were previous charter guests

and Steve's a friend of mine.

The reason they call him Foam Man

is because he wanted a foam party,

and the wind was blowing so bad,

we couldn't get it past his ankles.

- This is not a foam party.

More foam, bosun!

Hey, come on, make it happen!

- It was just like

a malfunctioning carwash.

- So I should maybe make a foamy dish.

- That's cute.

It's kind of nice that we have a returning guest,

because I know his preferences,

and I know that he'll be

blackout drunk most of the time

So even if we mess up, he won't remember.

- So he and his fiancée Jenn

are coming on this charter to celebrate

their two-year anniversary and Jenn's 32nd birthday.

They want a Polynesian picnic

because they wanna do the black sand beach,

romantic dinner, and servers dressed up

as cupids. - I'm not wearing a diaper.

- Heart-shaped birthday cake any problem for ya?

- Not at all. - Jet Skiis

subject to

the amount of sobriety we have.

- I mean, what are the alternatives

if for some reason we don't leave the dock tomorrow?

- We're gonna go with plan B

which is probably whatever Kate can come up with.

- Okay. - It's a good charter

to start off with. - Cool.

- That's a wrap. - Thank you, Captain.

- Ah, there we go.

- Cute, man.

Ever since Kai came into my life,

I've put him first.

- So it's a repeat charter guest,

and he's enthusiastic...

- Yeah. - Likes alcohol.

He also has a lot of requests.

It's her 32nd birthday.

He wants servers dressed as cupids.

Then they want a Polynesian picnic on a black sand beach.

But that'll have to be day two,

because tomorrow, we're stuck at the dock.

Which brings me to another point--

Because we're stuck at the dock all day

and it's raining, we have to really entertain them.

That's it. - Right. Okay.

- Okay.

- Welcome to Tahiti. - Good lord!

- See you guys at 8:00. You did great.

- I'll catch you guys in the morning, all right?

Good night.

- Steve is coming back,

and last time, he was a handful.

A drunken handful.

[sighs]

Bad weather means I do all the work,

and the guests are still disappointed,

so it's just a lose-lose.

♪ ♪

[groans]

- Somebody's birthday?

- Aah!

Aaaaahhhh!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Have you seen outside?

It's a charter miracle. - So glad I can see blue sky.

- You know how to fold toilet paper into a diamond?

- Yes. - Okay, that bathroom needs it.

There should be cleaning products under these sinks.

Each bathroom gets hand towels,

conditioner, and shower gel in the shower.

- More whisky.

- Let's put the excess wine down

where the champagne is. The umbrellas,

put 'em in that closet. - Okay.

- The guests are never the most difficult part of the job,

because they leave after a few days.

It's always the crew, 'cause you're stuck with them.

- It doesn't look like organized, but--

- No, you did a great job. Okay, good.

It's really too soon to tell,

but so far, so good.

And this one's done. - Attention, all crew.

We got 20 minutes till guest arrival,

so I need everybody in their whites.

♪ ♪

- Can you tuck me in? - Yeah.

- This is your birthday gift, dear.

- I know!

♪ ♪

- Look at the size of that boat!

You go first, baby.

- Hello!

- Hello, Jenn.

- Nice to see you!

- How you doing? - How are ya, buddy?

Good to see ya. - Meet the crew.

Get a glass of champagne. - Hello! How are you again?

both: Nice to see you.

- Cheers. I'm Steve.

- Adrian, sir. - My pleasure.

- So welcome aboard, buddy.

- Good to see ya again.

- Kate's gonna show you around the boat.

We'll get your luggage onboard.

- Fantastic. - And we'll get this

celebration started. - Sounds good!

- And happy birthday! - Thank you!

- Cheers! - Whoo!

- If everybody's ready, we'll start the tour.

- We're ready! - Right this way.

♪ ♪

- So this is your master stateroom.

- Look how big! - Wow.

I even have a desk in case I wanna work.

Not!

- The bathroom can easily fit all of you guys.

- Party in the bathroom.

- Right this way. We have our Sky Lounge.

- Oh, nice!

- It's so big.

- Is that it? - Yeah.

- Chandler, you need to get your guys in position.

- Copy. - Now I'm gonna bring you

to the back. I think this is where you guys

will enjoy most of your meals.

- Fantastic! - Okay!

- And then up top, we have our sun deck.

- Jacuzzi! - Huge Jacuzzi.

- You're gonna be on the port quarter.

- Now to the guest quarters. Right this way.

We've got one queen bed in here.

- Bigger than my apartment. - It's time to do this.

- Now, what to drink?

- You did a wonderful job. Just bop in the other

empty rooms and check their toilet paper

so you can give them a refill real quick.

- Cut the stern loose. - Go ahead and drop it.

- This one, Chandler? - Yes.

Let it go?

Just let me get it. Here.

It's tough, what I do in Alaska,

because I am a female captain,

which is kind of unheard of.

- Can I do it for you? - Pull the line in?

- Take it off the cleat first--

- I'm listening to him as he instructs me.

To be worthy, I have to prove myself,

and in a male-dominated industry,

it's not always the easiest.

- Okay, three and three.

- Oh! I have to see you now.

- Okay. - Can we go down to

my state room for a second? - Yes, of course.

- Great. - I can make you a drink

on the way. - Uh, great.

They have more bathrooms than my house.

No, not really. I have 17 bathrooms.

Come with me, please. So here's what we got.

We have to make Jennifer's birthday party happen.

- Yes. - We have 500 balloons.

- Okay. - And I want our room

filled with balloons. - I love it.

And I've got lots of crew, uh,

full of hot air. - [blowing]

Perfect!

- Let's go ahead and cut the forward lines off.

Okay, all bow lines clear.

- Taking up on the anchor.

Leaving the dock, it's a choreographed dance.

It gets difficult. Step on a lotta toes.

- Anchor is at the water line. You are free to maneuver.

- We're about to get outta here.

♪ ♪

- Sailing out of this sh-- weather

and on to the horizon!

- Good job.

- We're gonna do that late, early, or whatever.

- I'll probably be on early. She'll be on middle.

And you'll be on late. - I'll be on late.

- You're trying to keep me like semi-sober.

Just on the balance. I don't wanna be totally sober.

- For the plates for lunch? - Yes?

- Do you have something kind of long?

- What about this? - Yeah, that's good.

All my food comes from all my life experiences.

It can be a tapestry on the wall.

It can be a scent that I had when I was six

at my grandmother's house.

And when I'm working abroad, I try to incorporate

all the local dishes.

Polynesia--that's coconut, pineapple,

those kind of flavors.

- How much call time do you need for lunch?

- 15 minutes, something like that.

- Okay. 15 minutes starts now.

- Perfect.

♪ ♪

- Can you move over to the table,

because we are going to dazzle you.

- Dazzle us!

You're the woman of my dreams.

I've waited 60 years.

I hung up my bachelor card to be with this lady.

- So pretty.

- Okay.

- Would you like [indistinct] or sparkling?

- So I'm gonna come present it.

- Oh, great!

- How beautiful.

- So this is a tropical salad with a pineapple dressing,

marinated ginger shrimp, white tuna,

and some swordfish. Enjoy.

[mellow music]

♪ ♪

- Delicious. - Yeah?

- Very good. - Really good frickin' fish.

- How's everything so far? - The shrimp is great.

- Good!

Did not see perfect, effortless,

amazing cuisine coming from

the malnourished 14-year-old.

They love the shrimp.

- We're coming in on our approach to the anchorage.

Just be aware.

20-knot breeze. 102 feet.

2 feet on either side of us. Yeah!

If you screw up here... - You're in trouble.

- Jeez, we're really close to that reef.

- This is not where you wanna (BLEEP) up.

In the Caribbean, you start out in 100 feet of water

and you gradually work your way up to the shore.

Here, you can be in 50 feet of water,

then all of a sudden, you're hitting solid reef.

If I screw up, our charter season's over.

- Whoa!

- We don't have a lotta room right here.

You couldn't ram a straight pin up my ass

with a 10-pound sledge hammer right now.

- Whoa!

- Jeez. We're really close to that reef.

- We don't have a lot of room right here.

But we're down to 10 knots of wind.

Is that the sun?

When you've got good light, you can see the reef

through the water. Kinda nice that it is

breaking now. Piece of cake.

- Where are we going?

- Someplace called um... can't pronounce it.

- What about "Hahtutuahna"? - Okay. That sounds good to me.

- Port of... - I think it's probably...

- Oh. Okay.

[both laughing]

♪ ♪

- Those can't go-- - Dishwasher, dishwasher.

- Oh! - The only things

that cannot go in the dishwasher

are gonna be dinner plates with gold around the edges.

- Got it.

- Hey, I love this door.

This door just--I love-- Look at this sh--.

Push this button with your toe.

Close sesame. - Ooh, I love it.

- I need one of those in my house!

- Open sesame. Look at this!

- Now it's not-- - Oh, no.

How do we get outta here? We're trapped in the kitchen.

- There's a button on top. - This one?

- Yes, sir. - No.

- Yep.

- Ooh! - Oh, my God.

I'm obviously not a baller. I don't have this sh--.

- All right, Chandler, on my mark,

give me five shots.

- Roger that. Five shots.

- Five shots now, Chandler.

[energetic music]

♪ ♪

- That's five to the water line.

It dug in pretty good right there.

- Copy that. Let's lock it up.

♪ ♪

- Wusses is who they are.

- Yeah. I eat a lot of raw cacao.

And it releases a bunch of endorphins.

- You get high? - It's like the actual

chocolate high. - Is that an aphrodisiac

or something? - Yeah.

- Adrian definitely has a naughty side.

I mean, he grew up in St. Martin

which is basically like the lawless Las Vegas

of the Caribbean.

Sex, drugs, and alcohol-- He's into it.

- Yeah, I drink a little bit every day.

I mix it with maca. Maca root is great

for like sexual potency.

- I'm not gonna need that for at least six weeks,

Adrian, so... - You never know.

- I-I'm pretty sure.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- You can lower it down slowly.

- Kate! - Hi!

- Kate, Kate!

Hey, Kate. - Hi.

- Could you get me another captain and--

- Is that diet? - Yeah.

And make it a little-- We're a little cold

in here, man. My nipples are sticking out.

- I know! I noticed. - Yeah.

Did you notice that? - Only once you

pointed them out. - Thank you very much.

- Okay. Let's go grab dinner

as soon as everything's away up here.

- All these balloons I need blown up.

Encourage the deck crew to participate.

Also have to make cupid costumes.

- Because never behind closed doors

we don't have like a factory of minions.

- No. I don't wanna put 500 balloons

in Steve's room tonight.

I just wanna put one sleeping pill in his mouth.

- Why don't you get them to wear tighty whiteys?

- Captain Lee's? - Yeah.

- We have that one-- - There's one here.

- And also, you're asking adults to wear diapers.

Nobody wants to have sex with babies.

That's weird!

- Yes! It's perfect.

- It is perfect.

All right, you go ahead of me.

I'm gonna put this shammy away.

- Pump, pump more. - Each mouthful you eat,

you have to do a balloon.

- All right. - Eat big mouthfuls.

- I'll participate. - They also want people

dressed as Cupid. - I think it's gotta be

Ashton.

- Kate, Kate!

I have a special gift for Captain Lee.

- Oh, good. - I want him to wear

this shirt at dinner tonight.

- It's wonderful. You're a genius!

- I am a genius. - He's gonna love it.

- He's gonna love it. Oh, I don't think--

Actually, I don't think he's gonna love it.

- But that makes me love it a little bit more.

- And me too. - Uh-huh.

I'll give it to him now.

- Hey, guys. - Hi, Cupid.

Can you go try these on? - Can I try these on?

- Yeah, go in your cabin and try them on.

This is not a joke.

- Why did this happen that I must wear these?

- Cupid is blond.

You're the only blond person here.

- I'm not going out just in this.

I feel like you're setting me up.

- Honestly, do you know what--it's gonna be huge.

Just go try them on. - What's gonna be huge?

- I don't know. We'll see.

- If you need to stuff, stuff.

- Okay, fine. - You gonna wax first or what?

Are you a little bit pasty? - My thighs are a bit pasty.

I must be honest, I'm okay not wearing much,

because when I was a lot younger,

I used to do a bit of stripping.

Um...

you're 19 years old, you go into these clubs

for ladies' nights and you're dancing

and you're getting attention from these women,

and it's just great! [laughing]

- We have some sausage-shaped balloons if you need one.

- I'm trying to keep it a secret as long as I can,

to be honest. - You're the one [indistinct]

out of all of us.

You have the body, right? All the girls

wanna see you, my man.

- Yes. You want it all?

Dude, don't shush me. You shh!

- She's gonna lose her sh-- at some point.

- Steve has asked you

- Steve has asked you to wear this at dinner.

I think it's a fantastic idea.

- [laughing] - I'm gonna go back to blowing

all the balloons. Down there. Blowing.

- Got t.

[bright music]

♪ ♪

- I'm being buried in this frigging thing.

In my will, honest to God.

- How's it going, Chef?

- Another day in paradise.

Tonight I'm making surf 'n' turf.

I'm thinking let's deconstruct it,

one surf, one turf, one surf,

funky decoration, funky presentation

and let's do it.

- If you're ready to move to the table,

Captain Lee's on his way. - We are.

Ha haaaaaaaa!

[energetic music]

- How nice is this? - We want you at the head

of the table.

Buddy.

- Multiple course menu tonight.

Shrimp bisque with some green prairie coconut foam

for Mr. Foam.

- I feel pretty.

♪ ♪

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Thank you, Kate. - You're welcome.

This is a beautiful shrimp bisque

with a coconut Thai foam.

And then a little bit of lobster on a crustini.

Enjoy. - Yum.

- Mmm! - This is off the charts.

Un...believable.

[playful music]

- Oh, my God. [laughter]

Where's, uh, your safety pins?

- I don't have any. - Can I get in your inseam?

I can't...

- I'm just trying to see--

- You gotta see what you're workin' with, bro.

- Ashton is a great candidate for playing Cupid.

Obviously, he's ----ing hot.

Can you spread 'em? [laughter]

Sorry. - Wow!

- He asked me to help, and I'm happy to do it.

Turn around.

[laughing]

Good to go.

- How was the foam?

All good?

- No... [laughs]

- The foam is coming.

- Kate, Kate, Josiah, and finishing up

with the starter now.

- Go ahead and set out the starter fork

and the starter knife for everyone.

- Isn't the next course sashimi with chopsticks?

- Oh, yeah, good one.

- He's on top of it. - He's very good.

I love him.

- Beef sashimi boiled in a sheep cheese.

- That's a tongue twister.

Here we have beef sashimi

with a sheep cheese

and a crisp and fresh orange segment.

- Mmm! Really good.

- This is amazing. - That's really good.

- Deck crew, deck crew, Kate. You guys can start bringing

all the balloons to the master, please.

- Copy that, Kate.

- Will you please go to the master,

start a turn down. You know how to do

a turn down? - Okay.

- You are the Miley Cyrus of yacht ships.

I hope you know that's a huge compliment.

- Oh, my God! - [laughing]

- Crab and lobster salad

with a mash and fruit sweet chile.

- How many ingredients have we made?

Here we have a crab and lobster salad

with a mint crab wonton.

- Mmm. - This is delicious.

- Unbelievable. - Fantastic.

- This is the first meal I've had with our chef,

and my socks and underwear are sittin' on the floor.

Damn! I'm lovin' life.

- So good, right? - This guy's good.

- Okay, here comes the biggest compliment I've ever--

I've never seen Captain Lee so happy

- Really? - With a new chef. Nope.

They were saying "He's wowing us,

it's incredible." - Cool.

- Adrian's food is beautiful.

Not only is it beautiful, it's delicious.

Not only is it beautiful and delicious,

he executes it calmly and confidently.

I think he's an alien.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna knock you off now,

that way you're fresh tomorrow.

- Okay, um...

- Go down for a break, and maybe we'll have you

come back later, yeah. - I'll come back.

All right, bro. Thanks, man. - Cool. Thank you.

- You're not wearing any pants.

- Is that your junk, or is that folded weird?

- [laughing] - It's my junk.

- Can you please go get the tinsel to wrap--

- To wrap around the waist. - Tinsel--

- To distract the eye? - Sure.

- Everyone hopes for a little bit of eye candy.

Whether you can afford it or not,

it's always nice to window shop.

- Will you go down and do the turn-down

for the guest quarters? - I did.

- The air that's coming out from here, you know?

Is there an air conditioning? - Yes. Do you want it off?

[overlapping chatter]

- I just--Don't shush me.

- You did the guest quarters? - Yes.

- I am so impressed with you. - Thank you.

Don't shush me if I'm trying to tell her something.

- But she's in a conversation with the chef about dinner.

- Okay. All right, no, no. Okay, you're right.

I do not like to be shushed.

It's dismissive, it's belittling.

- She's like, "Kate, Kate, Kate."

- Was I wrong? - No, no, I think--

I literally think everybody's tired.

- Shh, shh.

No, you shh!

- Just like, hold on a second.

Let Kate finish the conversation with Adrian,

and then... - She's gonna lose her sh--

sometimes. - She'll lose her sh--.

- Let's get some wine, and let's--

- Do you want your birthday cake in here then?

- Yeah! That'd be great!

- Okay, so he wants the birthday cake

in the Sky Lounge.

Cupid, cake, time.

Let's light it and go.

- Cheers!

- Somebody's birthday?

- Aah!

Aaaahhhhh!

Aaah! [squealing, chatter]

- Happy birthday. - Aaaaahhh!

Oh, my God, it's her birthday!

Oh, sh--!

Oh, my God, it's Cupid in a diaper!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Bravo!

[all whooping] - Happy birthday.

- Did you put anything else in that diaper?

Any Twinkies?

- No, no. [laughing]

- Thank you for including me this evening.

- Are you kidding me, including you?

- Appreciate it. Okay.

- Good night. - I gave you

a lot of balloons in your room.

[giggling]

[overlapping comments]

- I have to be on deck at 6:30--I'm going to bed.

[mellow music]

- [groans]

[pop] - You got a lotta balloons

here, baby.

- I need to give you a life jacket.

- I don't wear life jackets. - He can't be

doing this sh--. - There he goes.

- This is not a ----ing

discussion here. Put the ski away.

[percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Good morning. Want some tea?

- Hello, Mr. Foam. - Yay!

- [sighs]

- I'm going jet skiing!

- You look like a pimp daddy. - I know.

- Drop the toys in the water!

I'm ready to roll!

- This guy is insane.

He's just on vacay, and he's still drunk

from the night before. It's concerning.

I hope he doesn't fall overboard.

I don't get a good feeling.

- I'm not here to sleep.

[overlapping chatter] I'm not here to ----ing sleep.

I'm here to jet ski-- - Sorry, Steve.

- Captain, Captain,

Steve has requested to launch the skis.

- Affirmative. Make sure you instruct him

to stay a million miles away from any reef.

- Captain Lee doesn't trust me in my Sea-Dooing abilities.

- You want me to keep going? - Keep going--yep.

- Just stay away from that reef.

You don't want a jacket? - No.

- Here you are, my lovelies. - Oh, thank you.

- Let's go, Steve. You're up.

Oh, there he goes.

- He's a wild man. He just passed by twice

in ten seconds.

- Aaaaahhhh!

- Dude, almost I have a ----ing heart attack there.

- (BLEEP)[indistinct]

- You should give him a life jacket, eh?

- He doesn't want one.

I've had it in the past where owners

won't wear a life vest, and it's kind of

at their discretion.

I don't think it's gonna be a big deal.

- He can't be doing this sh--.

That's just crazy.

Our job is to keep them safe.

If something happens, then we're all ----ed.

Steve, I need to give you a life jacket.

- He's got to wear a life jacket.

Captain, Steve's refusing to take the life jacket.

- On my way.

- Who needs an ass-kicking? - Put a jacket on, Steve.

- Who's gonna--

- You have to.

- Then I'm--

Soon as the ski comes in, pull the plug on it.

You hit the water at 70 miles an hour,

and that's like hitting a goddamn brick.

You can break bones. You can break your neck.

- This is not a ----ing discussion.

I can't let you die on my watch.

- (BLEEP) 'em all. I'm a pro rider!

[dramatic music]

- If that crew dropped the ball,

that's deadly serious.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- This season on "Below Deck"...

- Tahiti's a brand-new playground--

remote,

exotic...

- Fire dancing and flower crowns.

We are not in the Caribbean anymore.

[intense music]

- Whoo!

- This is the most beautiful place

I've seen in my life. - This is perfection.

- You guys are amazing.

Thank you! - So she is breast feeding.

Can we put the breast milk somewhere, like a freezer?

- Oh, here we go.

We need a bigger Tupperware.

- Chicken is what poor people eat.

- You're not wrong. - You mind just clearing off

his night stand? - Oh! (BLEEP) I didn't even

see that! Ugh!

- This is great. - Yeah!

- Oh! - Yeah!

- I have nothing against hooking up with your coworkers.

- Ashton and Rhylee are gonna have sex

like two crocodiles fighting.

- Chandler, Caroline. - She's obsessed with Chandler.

- Can I have another bite? - If I don't get laid soon,

we're gonna have a problem.

- Oh, yeah! - [laughing]

- We're running around like chickens without a head.

- I don't like to micromanage, but I will.

- I'm also a boat captain.

- I need to know if the keys are in

the ----ing tender. I asked that three times,

and I got no reply.

- Kate and Josiah are mean girls.

- You speak to me condescendingly one more time,

I'm taking it to ----ing captain.

- Take it to him right now. - No.

- She's not getting better. She's almost getting worse.

- I'm not somebody who's gonna eat sh--

with a knife and fork and smile.

- If I have to solve your problems,

what do I need you for? - ----in Hunger Games.

- You don't know what just happened.

- I just got my ass chewed out by captain.

- You're gonna fire her, or I'll quit.

- I'm not gonna be dealing with this attitude.

- Yes, sir. - I don't need this sh--.

- This is the most shocking thing

that's ever happened to me. - I can say whatever

the (BLEEP) I wanna say. - I would just stop.

- I think the time has come.

I've decided to make the split...

- They told me to tell you you have one hour,

and you're leaving.

- (BLEEP)! (BLEEP)! - Man overboard.

- What? - Take it off now!

- Get the life ring!

- Aaah!

[dramatic chords]

- I-I need a minute.

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