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That's it, we got them.

Come on now, keep on steady.

You got some grits up on Yonge Park
earlier.

This is not a happy snaps competition,
you know. We're here to record the

greatest gathering of villains this man
has ever seen. Yes, Sergeant. Now, go

on, get in close, Maurice. Maurice, what
the bloody hell are you doing? Get in

closer! Not the coffin! We know who's in
the bloody coffin!

Drink it all in, Ray. Drink it all in.
Savour every moment.

There's something to tell your
grandchildren.

Were you close to him, Arthur?

Yeah, we had an understanding, you know.

Our business methods differed somewhat,
but we had a very healthy, nodding

relationship. He was an out -and -out
villain, formed as long as your arm.

When me dad says he was a complete
psychopath.

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

Apart from which, it's not done to speak
ill of the dead.

Just be grateful for the honour of the
invite.

In the midst of life, we are in death.

Of whom may we seek for succour but of
thee, O Lord, who for our sins are

deceived?

Yet, O Lord God most holy, O Lord most
mighty... It's a great turn, eh?

I'm overwhelmed to be a part of it.

It's like the coronation.

Or the World Cup final, 1966.

That's it, Maurice. Get in focus on
their faces.

Now, we don't want to see the becker.
Move right. Go along right.

Slowly. Right.

Go slowly along. That's it. That's the
business. Now, slow... Oh, blimey.

Who's this evil -looking bastard? Stand
this bloke with a fag, will you, Morris?

Too late.

Make sure we get an uncut copy of
everything that TV crew shoots.

Yes, sir. Bloody vultures.

I want shots of everyone.

Goodbye, Charlie.

I'll never forget you.

It's good to see the police and the
press have left the family in peace.

Arthur.

Yes? How's her indoors?

Much the same.

How's yours?

Similar.

Excuse me.

From the son you've pegged, would you
like to say a few words? Certainly, son.

Piss off.

And you.

Hey, who's that talking to Daly? Don't
bother filming them. Why not? I think he

should. If he's talking to Daly, he's
Third Division, isn't he?

I don't know how Daly got in in the
first place. Probably gate -crashed. Go

right, Morris.

That's it, go right. Go right.

That evil -looking bastard, look, he's
talking to the Widow Johnson. That's the

one, Morris, on the left there. No, go
left.

No, go left.

Left. No, left.

Go left.

That's the one, the geezer with the grey
hair. That's it. Go on, go on. Nice and

sharp. That's the one.

Good. Now give me something on that
wicked -looking bugger.

Don't worry about the young, and that's
obviously his minder.

But you, my friend, who are you?

Do you recognise him, Steve?

No, sir.

What is he talking to?

I can't see him. Come on, turn round.

Oh, come on, get a move on. Come on,
turn round.

Ah, when that hearse drops the widow
Johnson dusted for prince.

Oh, there he is.

No, don't recognise him.

I want to know who those two are.

Raymond, I want you to meet an old
friend. No names, Arthur. Not out here

open. Pleased to meet you, sir.

You look after Arthur, I suppose.

I try to.

He was always an handful.

Arthur and me go back a long way.

Best of mates when we was lads.

I can't get over how you've changed. I
didn't recognise you. I'm glad to hear

it. I wouldn't like to think my trip to
Rio was a waste.

Do you want to lift a pinner? No
problem, Arthur. I'll make my own way

We'll have a good chat together at the
Widow Johnson's.

You make sure your Nick's no bikes on
the way.

Keeps them about same year on.

Bikes, Arthur.

Bikes. Doesn't sound like tyre -wearing
activities.

Never you mind. That was before I had a
tyre. Come on.

Of all your friends at C Division, look
at that.

Anchor. Lovely.

Here.

Our thoughts are with you. Regret a
previous engagement prevents our

All the boys in Ewing.

Well, he certainly knew the right
people, Arthur. First division, Ray.

division.

This is Johnson.

My deepest condolences.

Arthur.

Arthur Daly.

Arthur Daly?

Oh, thank you so much for coming. How
kind. I'm really pleased to meet you.

Charlie talked about you often.

He always used to roar with laughter
whenever anyone mentioned your name.

It's good to know you gave him so much
pleasure.

This is Raymond.

He's family.

Mrs. Johnson, I wish we were meeting
under happier circumstances.

My deepest sympathy.

Thank you, Raymond.

Now, you two are coming back to my
humble residence in Pinner for a bit to

and a drink, aren't you? Oh, yes, sir.
Thank you very much. Yes, sir.

Suspect's car would appear to be going
to Pinner. Do you wish us to continue

tail? Over.

Once you've established the suspect...

Why are we taking this B road, Ray?

To drive, Arthur.

Not bad for an humble dwelling.

Who was it who said crime doesn't pay?
Probably the Archbishop of Canterbury.

was always out of touch.

First division, Ray.

First division.

Charlie always loved Elgar.

He used to say, for me, Elgar's the
governor.

Well, make yourselves at home.

I think you'll find the boys in the
snooker room.

Oh, right, thank you.

Here, I don't think it was the
Archbishop, you know.

Wasn't it Richard Nixon?

Arthur?

Arthur! Tell me. How very good to see
you.

Oh, wonderful.

All right. You can talk to him later.

I haven't seen him for years. We've got
a lot of catching up to do, eh?

Yeah.

Oh, Ray, if I drink champagne all day,
I'll get headache. Be a good boy. Go and

get us a proper drink.

Don't tell me. Let me guess.

Large vodka and tonic, right? That's it.

Make that two, please, Ray.

Coming up.

He seems a nice lad.

One of the best, Tommy. One of the best.

Mind you, I have to keep an eye on him.

Crumpet mad.

Well, if I remember rightly...

You weren't exactly shy in that
department yourself.

Yeah, not a word of that in front of
Ray.

His generation think they invented it.

If you don't move this car, you'll be
arrested and charged with furious

loitering.

Maybe a few, Raymond.

I can think of about ten answers for
that question.

Well, try one.

Well, first things first, Arthur and
Tommy were wondering if they might have

vodka. Of course.

Now you'll have more time to talk to me.

You just answered the other night.

I'll have a drink waiting for you to
come home.

I'll be right back.

My God, they were the days, Arthur.

My God, the knee tremblers we had.

No need for sprung mattresses then, was
there? Steady it is, Ray.

Nice one, Ray.

Well done, Ray.

Here, Arthur, I'm sure you and Tommy
have got plenty to talk about, so I'll

myself scarce for a while.

Very thoughtful, Ray, very thoughtful.
You go and enjoy yourself while we

down memory lane.

I was just saying to Ray, I lost touch
with you when I went into the army.

I got out of that.

You would. Yeah, I swallowed soap before
the X -ray, pretended to be deaf, and

when the doctor grabbed me by the
ghoulies and said cough, I did the same

him.

Grade four exempt.

Oh, well.

Well, old times, Arthur.

Old times, Tommy.

Hmm.

What about after that? What did you get
up to?

Oh, you know, after that.

A little bit of this, a little bit of
that.

You look like you've done well for
yourself.

Yeah, I must admit, Dame Fortune has
smiled on me.

How about yours?

What were you doing here in the first
place?

You were one of those villains.

Oh, come on.

There's just no better than that.

I mean, I'd hardly be out here with you
if I was, would I?

I work in an antique shop in the King's
Road.

The Johnsons used to come in regularly.

I've sold them quite a lot of the pieces
in there.

They've kind of befriended me.

You know what he did for a living, don't
you?

Say lovely?

No, Joanne.

Say like gay.

Yeah.

There you go. Oh, fine.

And then one thing led to another.

And now?

Now I'm all over Europe.

The ECCC market.

Branches and all the major cities.

And further Expeller and Anshan on the
drawing board.

My God, Arthur. What a wonderful
laundry.

No, no, no, Tommy.

No laundries.

Motor car showrooms and general
merchandise.

Of course, Arthur.

Everything all right, Arthur?

Who's that?

Ray.

Ray.

Ray. Yeah, I'm all right. Absolutely
wonderful. Ray, Ray, you take

the car and I'll find my own way home.

Are you sure, Arthur?

Absolutely. I'm in very good hands,
aren't I, Tommy?

I'll see you later.

Good boy.

Very good boy.

Well, then.

Well, your place and mine.

Thought you'd never ask. Come on.

Travelling in a real car.

Bit of style.

Now, Arthur.

I've got a business proposition to put
to you.

It's big.

As a matter of fact, it's the biggest
operation I've ever planned. In that

tell me, you've come to the right place.

I'm your man.

Thank God Charlie Johnson won't be
having another wake.

It would kill me.

Exactly what happened after I left?

I woke up in a guest bedroom at the
Widow Johnson's, middle of the night,

for a cab and crept out.

What did happen after you left?

What, to me?

No, to me.

I'll make some coffee, Arthur.

Look, Fat Pat, Willie Palmers and Danny
Jones.

The unholy trinity.

I know everyone at that gathering,
except three.

Now, one, the young lad, is obviously
the minder for one of these two, but the

question is, who are they?

Any suggestions?

Are you sure?

I'll tell you immediately.

Thanks a lot.

Well, I certainly don't recognise either
of them.

The fellow on the right.

Records have identified the prints we
lifted from the hearse.

It's Tommy Hanbury.

Tommy Hanbury?

Impossible. Doesn't look anything like
him.

Are they sure?

100%. Well, if that's Tommy Hanbury,
then I'm a...

Plastic surgeon, sir.

Yes, Steve.

A plastic surgeon.

Well, I'm buggered.

This is getting interesting. Very
interesting.

And who are you, my old sweetheart?

This is embarrassing.

It doesn't take anybody long enough to
be able to tell who they are.

Wait till I get my hands on that,
Maurice.

Who's he?

If it was in focus, I might be able to
tell you. Oh, God.

That's you!

This is it, this is it, this is the
geek. What? This is it. This is him.

it, freeze it, freeze it!

That's the one. Get SO3 to get some
stills off this. I want to know all

that bloke.

Got delivery from Arthur Daly.

All right, what is it?

All that lot.

What's in them? Lively, Josh.

What's all this then? I don't know.

One field base station, three portable
field radios, four desktop computers, a

telex machine, one satellite scanner,
five fax machines and a crate. No, no,

it's a mistake. I didn't order all this.

No, they're for your right, Arthur.
Don't worry, mate, it's all paid for.

Dear Arthur, here's the first
consignment as promised.

I'll be in touch soon from your partner,
Tommy.

These are the gentlemen I briefed you
about earlier, Morley.

Remember, every assistance, maximum
cooperation.

I'm relying on you.

Yes, Governor.

Thank you, Superintendent.

Have a chair, sir. Thank you.

There was a funeral service in your
manor yesterday.

I'm particularly interested in a
gentleman that attended the service.

Yes, sir. We had it covered.

I was in charge of surveillance.

Yes, we saw you.

In the van.

We did manage to pick out one very
interesting mourner, sir.

Did you now? Well done.

We picked out two.

One of them would be that evil -looking
bloke with the grey hair. He certainly

would. Have you identified him yet?

No, not yet, but I'm working on that
now.

I'll save you the trouble, Sergeant.

You'll never get a trace of him through
mug shots. He's had plastic surgery.

The name's Hambury. Tommy Hambury.

No.

Do you know his form?

No.

His First Division.

The Baker Street deposit box robbery.

Prime suspect.

The Albemarle Street hold -up. Again,
prime suspect.

Banks. Gold bullion.

Probably even behind the Great Train
robbery.

We never did get the governor on that
one.

We've had him on a few years ago, but
never the really big ones.

He was always too damn clever.

I've got a smashing picture of him. So
far, your graphic's doing the prints

right now.

Excellent.

However, it's the other one that brings
me to your manor.

We've established his identity.

His name is Arthur Daly.

Arthur Daly's not in the First Division.

I mean, he wouldn't even make the
fourth.

I'm sorry, sir, I think you've made a
mistake.

I don't make mistakes, Sergeant.

Tommy Hambry obviously knew your man
Daly very, very well.

Well, I'm sure there's a perfectly
simple explanation. I mean, old

or something.

Yeah, well, for old schoolmates, they
had an unusual conversation.

Yeah, well, we were too far away to pick
any of that up, weren't we, Sergeant?

So were we, Constable.

But I took out some insurance.

I'd like you to meet one of the best
undercover agents in the force.

This is Detective Sergeant Turner.

Put it on the desk, Joanna.

You taped the funeral service?

No. We had bugs in the Widow Johnson's
house.

Go to see Joanna.

There's a fascinating conversation
between Hambly and your snow -white

Daly about money laundries that you can
hear later.

There's also a lot of garbage.

Then there's this.

So, Dave, you are saying that when it
comes to out -and -out villainy, Tommy

Amber is gold medal standard, yeah?

It's the word, Arthur. And he's
suspected of being behind every big job

been pulled in the last 20 years. That's
right.

And the old Bill cannot lay their hands
on him.

It's also said anyone that happens to
cross him vanishes.

Vanishes? Permanently.

That's only what I've heard tell,
Arthur. Well, why haven't I heard it?

I been kept uninformed?

Arthur, the only reason I'm talking to
you about him now is because the club is

closed.

Tommy Ambry is not considered a safe bet
for public conversation.

Yeah, how can I get in touch with him?

Well, he lives out in the country,
somewhere on the Costa, I've heard, Joe.

Winchester Club.

Oh, Ray.

Yeah, he's here. Hang on.

Ray's on the dog.

Ray. Arthur.

We've had another delivery from your old
friend.

Yeah. Now, where do you want me to put
this lot?

What have we got this time, Ray?

12 frogman's outfits, complete with mini
-oxygen tanks, plus 12 long ladders,

200 yards of industrial rope, and not
forgetting 100 yards of electrical

Get it inside quick, before anyone sees
it.

Are you still unconvinced, Pap?

Ah, we're up on something really big,
all right.

Put as much as you can in the secure
area, Ray, with all the radio stuff.

It was all paid for, Arthur, just like
the last lot.

Another few steps nearer our permanent
retirement, Tommy.

It means my permanent retirement, Ray.
The Wormwood Scrubs.

I'm too old to become a librarian.

I think it's about time you told me what
it is you're getting us both into. I

would if I could, but I can't.

Can't or won't. Can't, Ray. I can't
remember.

An excess of vodka has wiped my memory
bank.

OK.

I don't think this is going to work,
Ray.

Getting drunk to remember what you said
when you got drunk before.

I mean, suppose it happens again.

Supposing I get drunk and I remember,
and then in the morning I've forgotten

again. A man could end up permanently
bronze trying to work out who he was.

That's why you're getting drunk here,
Arthur.

So you can tell me if you remember
anything. Oh, yeah, I forgot that.

Here. Have another slug.

No,

you stay there. Stick with it.

Right.

That was surveillance.

He's still there.

Why would he spend the night in his
mindless flat?

He should be home and tucked up in bed
at this hour.

We had some laughs, Tommy, didn't we?

Hey, do you remember?

Do you remember?

You could take the girl out west, bed
seats in a restaurant,

dinner for two in a cinema, and get a
taxi back to her place,

and it wouldn't set her back more than
five.

I think it's back to the drawing board.

Would you like a little brandy in this,
Arthur? Oh, no, no, thank you. What

about a vodka and tonic?

No, no, black coffee would be just fine.

You seemed very partial to it the last
time you were here.

Yeah, I'm sorry I left without saying
goodbye. It seemed rather churlish to

you at three o 'clock in the morning.

Thank you.

Oh, there's Joanna.

She's been so kind, Arthur, giving me
such support.

She drops in almost every day.

Would you look after her, Raymond? We'll
have a little chat with Arthur.

My pleasure, Mrs Johnson.

I did so enjoy that duet you did on the
piano during the wake.

Piano? Yes, you remember.

You sang... I did it my way.

I did?

Yeah, yeah, of course I did.

Oh, yeah, I had such fun in the swimming
pool, too.

I can't swim.

I know. You kept sinking to the bottom,
blowing bubbles. Tommy had to keep

diving in to rescue you.

That's very kind of him.

I seem to have been busy.

You were very busy.

Actually, it was Tommy I came to see you
about. I'm trying to get in touch with

him.

Oh, I gather his work keeps him abroad.

Lives on the Costa somewhere.

Yeah, but you must have an address.

I mean, how did he get invited for a
funeral?

You read about Charlie's death in the
papers. Phoned up, said, could he come

the funeral? Well, of course I said yes.

If you want to get in touch with him, I
could tell some of Charlie's friends you

were looking for Tommy. Oh, no, no, no,
don't go to that trouble, Mrs Johnson.

Ron.

Pardon?

Call me Ron.

Short for Veronica.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Ron.

So what brings you to Mrs Johnson's
today?

Oh, Arthur's got a bit of business to
sort out with the lady.

Oh, really?

What's that a business?

It's confidential.

Oh, I can keep the secret.

Go on, what are you two up to?

Well, come through here and I'll tell
you.

Life has been very barren since Charlie
passed over us.

I'm so glad you haven't forgotten the
little chat we had together during the

wake.

No, no, no, no, of course not.

and make me giggle.

Go on.

Do your Humphrey Bogart impression
again.

Here, Arthur, he's blown you kisses.

Oh, my God.

Don't say anything, Ray. I'm in it up to
me year olds.

Perhaps going to the funeral wasn't such
a good career move.

I must find Tommy. Tell him I was
brahmed. Plead diminished

You've got to remember that evening,
Arthur.

Somehow you've got to.

Make it pretty paired, don't they?

Sergeant Turner.

I established that Daly is extremely
anxious to contact Tommy Hanbury.

It would also appear that Arthur Daly is
courting the Widow Johnson.

She's totally infatuated with him.

It's unbelievable.

What's he up to?

Obviously, he's making a play to take
over Charlie Johnson's empire.

Any vacuum in the underworld gets filled
very quickly.

Our friend Daly is a man with his eye to
the main charm.

Sergeant, yesterday morning, sir, at 10
.30, D .C. Park and myself observed a

most unusual delivery to Daly's lock
-up.

200 yards of industrial rope, 12 long
ladders, 12 frogman suits, complete with

mobile oxygen tanks.

Now, this is more like it. Excellent.

Right, now then, sergeant. From now on,
I want that lock up under 24 hours

surveillance.

Equally, I want Daly and his minder
watched around the clock.

Joanna, make the young one your
priority, and liaise with D .S. Morley

Park to make sure that both are covered
at all times.

A suggestion, sir.

Should we contact Spanish police?

Get them to discreetly circulate Ambry's
photograph?

It's already been done.

Told you he'd part, didn't I?

The evil looking bastard, isn't he?

Let me look at that.

That's not Tommy Ambry.

That's Tommy Ambry.

Well, who's this key to, then?

That is Chief Superintendent Paul
Slater, Nick Charlie Johnson, years ago.

Went to the funeral for sentimental
reasons.

All right?

No, not now, Dave. I've got some
business to attend to. Any luck?

Not so far. He's gone up west. He's a
specialist.

I need your help, Dave.

I've got to find a geezer called Tommy
Ambery.

I see from your doctor's notes that you
rejected assistance from Alcoholics

Anonymous. What about a discreet private
clinic? I can arrange an excellent

detoxification programme for you. No,
doctor.

It's Mr, actually.

I thought I'd seen a specialist.

You are, but we don't use the term
doctor to describe ourselves.

Hmm. Well, be that as it may, Mr
Melville.

I do not want drying out. I do not have
an alcohol problem. I don't suffer from

drug dependency.

I'm not depressed and I don't have any
psychological problems.

I merely wish to remember what occurred
on a particular occasion when I got

drunk. Well, most of us have that
problem from time to time. Do you know I

remember a thing about my wedding night?

Well, what did you do about it?

I asked my wife what had happened.

Well, then you didn't have my problem.

Oh, I did. She was drunk too and
couldn't remember a thing.

I went on the wagon to see if that
helped.

And did it?

Not really.

I default to it.

I don't think this is being any help to
me, Mr Melville. I don't know. It's good

to talk these things out.

Have you tried another fit?

Yeah, I can hold on.

All right, come in.

I'll see to that, yeah?

Cheers.

Yes, yes, sorry about that.

Look. A friend said you might know how
to locate a bloke called Tommy Hanbury.

Yeah, my name's Ray Daly, but I can't
mention who my friend is, but it's very,

very urgent.

Yeah, which pub?

Yeah, go on.

All right.

Yeah.

Yeah, cheers. Thanks a lot.

You've had a delivery.

Gladys says it's all paid for. I'll sign
for it.

Show me.

The sooner I find you, the better.

I was hoping you could get away for a
while.

I'm sorry, babe. I've got some business
to attend to.

All right.

First I have to get this stuff inside.
But when I get where I'm going, you wait

in the car.

You in training, then, son?

No, I'm driving, mate.

I'm not going to make much out of you,
then, am I?

Cheers.

A friend of mine said you might be able
to help me.

He said you might be able to put me in
touch with someone who could put me in

touch with Tommy Hanbury.

You're looking for Tommy Hanbury, are
you, then?

Sorry, son, can't help you.

Now, there's your drink.

But my friend said... I said I can't
help you, all right?

Are you looking for Tommy?

Yeah. Well, you've come to the right
place.

I don't know, it's the governor.

He gets edgy with strangers.

Now, can you buy me a drink?

Then you can tell me why you need to
meet Tommy.

Then I can take you to someone who can
put you directly in touch with him.

Great, we can go and be motorists
outside.

No, we can walk it from here.

Large scotch?

Poor back.

Save this sympathy, Constable. I can't
search him for the keys to the lockup.

I'll get some copies cut.

Then I'll suggest you get in your car
and vanish.

I'll take him to casualty.

Poor Sob doesn't stand a chance with you
on his back, does he?

I don't think you've grasped the
fundamental aspect of our relationship.

You are supposed to look after me.

I was trying to. You don't have to go
wandering through the city inviting

strangers to give you a good see -in to.
I didn't. We did the next best thing.

Going to that pub and asking for Tommy
Ambry.

Makes kamikaze pilots look cautious.

It was incitement, pure incitement. I
was trying to look after you, Arthur.

What am I going to say to your mum and
dad?

I don't know.

I would say you fell off your bike.

It's from Tommy, all right. It's all
paid for again.

Look at this stuff.

Satellite dish.

Armoured grilling.

We are nearly there, Tommy.

Nearly where, Ray?

Apart from a central criminal court,
that is.

As soon as they leave, use those peas
Joanna had got and get in there with

Itemise. Park will be able to eliminate
Daly's regular stock.

Shouldn't we get a search warrant first?

Don't be naive, Constable. I'll take
responsibility.

Remember, when they're all banged up,
it'll be promotions all round.

How long have you suffered from this
acute anxiety and depression?

Since I went to Charlie Johnson's
funeral.

You miss him, do you?

Not a lot, no.

It's all right, Mr Daly. Entirely
explicable.

Grieving for loved ones takes many
forms.

I'm not grieving for Charlie. I hardly
knew him.

We just had a nodding relationship.

No, what is causing me acute anxiety and
depression is that after the funeral,

the widow Johnson had a wake.

I met an old friend I hadn't seen for
years. We got drunk.

Well, at least I did.

The next day, I couldn't remember what
I'd said or done at the wake.

And it is vital that I remember.

proposition to put to you. Bye.

Arthur, it's Tommy.

Keep the 15th free.

Nice one.

I feel it all closing in on me. I'm
being controlled by superior forces.

Relax.

I'll put you under and try to regress
you.

Regress me? Yes, just take your
subconscious back through the years.

I think we should go back to puberty.

I suspect that's where the problems
began.

Leave my puberty out of this.

Take you back to 20 past nine last
Tuesday evening. That's where the

began. Do a puberty.

Hold on, he's here.

Just trying to find you. Where have you
been? Doing a fortune on witch doctors.

Any luck? Oh, yeah, yeah. If I want to
know who I kissed behind the bike shed

when I was 13.

I asked about 20 past nine last Tuesday
and they're stuffed.

Any messages? Plenty. I'll tell you on
the way to the Winchester.

And by the way, there's been another
delivery from Tommy.

Oh, no.

What's in there?

There's a dozen sets.

Arthur,

there's someone here to see you.

You've been playing hard to get, Arthur
Daly.

Have I?

Pressure at work, Mrs Johnson. He's had
a lot on his mind.

Well, I'll help him forget all that.

Come on, Arthur.

Here you are, Arthur.

This is to celebrate.

Oh, so.

What are we celebrating?

My little proposition.

I've always believed in not being
backward in coming forward.

I want you to move in with me.

Do what?

To move in with me.

To come and live in my humble residence
in Pinner.

Look, I'm sorry, Ron. Champagne gives me
a headache.

I've got a confession to make.

I'm already married.

I've never seen you with your wife.

No, not a lot of people have.

Her indoors goes her own way.

Then leave her and come to pin her.

I can't, Ron.

I mean, it's not that I don't want to.
Nothing will give me greater pleasure.

But her indoors won't give me a divorce.

Well, have her murdered, then.

Charlie would have.

It's a tempting thought, Ron.

Right. No, no, I mean, there's her fits
and all that. It'll be on my conscience.

Well, Sodder will get her committed.

Come and live with me anyway.

No, look, Ron, this is so difficult to
say.

I don't know how to put this, but...
I've got too much respect for you.

Oh, Arthur.

What a lovely man you are.

What a gentleman.

You're one of the old school, ain't you?

I have my standards, Ron.

Oh, I understand.

If you change your mind, just remember
there will always be a little

bit of pinna that will remain forever,
Arthur Daly's.

I want to remember you just as you are
now.

Looking at me with such love.

Oh, well, Arthur, we'll just have to
live on our memories.

I shall remember the night of Charlie's
wake as long as I live.

Arthur, Tommy's on a dollar.

Tommy? Yeah.

Tommy, I've been trying to get hold of
you.

Yeah, don't go, Tommy. Tommy!

What?

He says it's time for a meet.

Tonight?

Southend Pier.

Midnight.

I don't want any more arguing, Arthur.
I'm coming with you. Look, Ray, I keep

telling you, this Tommy Ambry is very
heavy duty.

Look, you got beaten up just looking for
him. I don't want that to happen again.

It's my job to look after you, remember?

I can't do that if I'm here and you're
in Southend. Now, come on, get in.

Dale in his mind took a call, then
immediately left the Winchester.

Debbie Dow Johnson? Being tracked back
to her Penner residence, sir.

Shall I stand everybody down, Gough?

No.

I think it's on for tonight.

About then to the right, Ray. Bear with
me, Arthur.

Deer turn and lock Bailey, sir.

Damn.

No, Ray. No. This is as far as you go.
But... No buts.

You wait for me here.

I'll go any further. I'll be in Belgium.

Good to see you again, Arthur.

Tommy.

You all right, man, to get hold of? Oh,
you sound like the old Phil.

Everything all right in that direction?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.

My lock -up's bursting at the seams.

Good. Everything all right, all right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm fully equipped now for a
major crime wave.

Excellent. My brief, been in touch about
the warehouse?

Yeah, yeah, I've got the keys and the
lease.

What you gonna do, hold the next
Olympics in there? It's big enough.

Gonna need every inch, Arthur.

Biggest job ever pulled.

Uh, yeah, could, um, could I have a few
more details about me? Yeah, plenty of

time for that, Arthur. Go on. You know,
it's good to see you again.

Brings back the memories.

I'm glad of that.

Whatever happened to the Jones twins,
uh, Billy and Timmy? Jones twins?

Oh, old Timmy went into the church.

What, necking lead? No, no, no, become a
priest.

And Billy is the manager of the local
dairy. Go on. Hey, what happened to that

bird, Jan?

I always fancied her. What happened to
Jan? Something fell on her, I think.

Look, could we leave the trip down
memory lane till later, Tommy? I'm

get back to London.

Can't wait for the action, eh? I
understand.

Nor can I.

Tommy, look, I've got a confession to
make.

It's been driving me raving mad since I
saw you at the wake.

Well, you know, we had one or two too
many at the widow's house.

I can't remember the details of this
job, no matter how hard I try.

Oh, my God, I've tried.

I can't remember the plan that we
discussed that night.

That's because we didn't discuss any
details.

Do what?

Come on, Arthur. You said yourself you
was a bit pissed that night.

Once I had an agreement in principle
from you, I left her at that.

I mean, I'd have been bloody stupid to
give you the details, wouldn't I, in

condition? You might have told anybody.

So I've been trying to remember
something I never forgot.

Well, kept you out of mischief, didn't
it?

Don't fret.

I'll tell you now.

Arthur, this is going to be the biggest
job ever pulled anywhere in the

world. They'll be making movies about
us. They'll be writing books about us.

We're going to go directly in the record
books. What? We're going on a great

train robbery.

When we've pulled this job, Arthur,
we'll have the great train robbers

for us as butlers.

We are about to become living legends,
Arthur.

Living legends.

There'll be questions asked in the
house.

Might even bring down the government.

Big.

This is mega big, Arthur. What is it?

What you done with... Oh.

Hey, what happened?

Well, where's Tommy?

There he is, Jeff.

Due to the untimely demise of one of my
business partners, I've got an excess of

stock.

All in pristine condition, nothing iffy,
all receipts available.

As you've always been such a good
customer, I thought I'd give you a first

crack. How do you feel about a forklift
truck?

What, a couple of Land Rovers?

Arthur doesn't frog man's outfits.

Arthur, we've been invited by the Widow
Johnson's after the service.