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Is that definitely it?

No question.

I'm not kidding, Terry.

The bloke was set to rip me off on the word go.

Yeah, I never fancied this sort of job.

Every time I've done it for Arthur, the panther turns out to be on the dole,

living in one room with about ten kids. Oh, yeah.

Well, he should be spending 250 quid on his V -reg Granada.

Didn't, did he?

Exactly.

Honest, that kind of debt could put me out of business.

Y 'all, I'm only going to have a polite word with him. I don't care how polite

you are. Just give me money.

Hang about.

Hey, Terry, that's not him.

You can have a quiet word, pal.

I'm Mr. Merrick.

No, no, no.

I'm from Ted.

He wants to know when you're going to pay for that new gear box.

You can't be sick of something.

He wants his money, and he wants it now.

Get the hell out of here!

Get the stuff!

I can be so good for you.

Love you like you want me to.

I can be so good for you.

Love you like you want me to.

Excellent lunch.

Very tasty.

Now, I must say, I thought it lowered the tone of the place, serving up that

fried bread.

Cruton. Ah, now you're talking.

Top -notch, that.

I was going to suggest that we finalise things over another brandy.

Where were you thinking of? I mean, it's well after three.

Well, we would go to my club, but it's being redecorated.

Look, why don't we go to yours? I believe you mentioned it earlier.

Ah.

Yes. Well.

Where do you go?

The Winchester Club, please.

Where? What?

All right here, Mr. Matthews? Yes, fine.

I'll just order the drinks. Good.

Two large brandies, please. And Dave, better make it a good stuff.

Will this be a cash transaction, Arthur? No, on the slate, Dave. And Dave, do us

a favour.

That depends, Arthur.

Make it Mr. Daly, will you?

Mr. Daly? Just for today.

Sure.

Oh, and bring him over, will you?

It will be a service job.

It's a bit bohemian, but the members like it.

Yes, it's not a place I imagine small -time criminals drinking in.

Your brandy is Mr. Daly? Thank you, David.

You'll forgive me for not pulling the forelock, Mr. Daly, but the doctor has

told me to leave it out on account of going blind.

Bit of a character.

In the past three months, two diamond merchants have been robbed in broad

daylight. Now, on both occasions, they were carrying gems worth over £20 ,000.

And on both occasions, they were travelling distances of not more than a

of hundred yards.

They were unaccompanied.

Leaving themselves wide open, weren't they? On the other hand, one doesn't

to walk around the garden with a couple of uniformed security guards. Oh, no,

no, of course one doesn't.

Dealing in precious gems is a delicate and complex business, David.

Large sums of money changing hands, sharp fluctuations in the market, heavy

gains, heavy losses.

Discretion is essential.

Large sums of money changing hands, heavy gains.

Rest assured, Mr Matthews, you and I speak the same language.

And I can supply you with just the help you need. Good.

There's a phone message, Mr Daly. A certain Desmond calling on behalf of Mr

Terence McCann to inform you that Mr Terence McCann has landed himself right

him. David, you must stop pulling my leg, or I'll have to report you to the

committee. I am the committee.

Helping him! Helping him! That's what really hurts.

Oh, cheers, Arthur.

Arthur, dead in skint, right?

Now, this bloke owes him money for work he did on the motor.

And don't talk to me about hurting.

This fellow was a real wimp.

One look at Terry would have paid off. Oh, yeah? What happened?

No, don't tell me. He'd taken a crash course in karate since the last time you

saw him. He was a different fellow.

Look, I chanced on the motor a couple of streets from my gaff, right?

So go and tell Terry, and we go around and wait for the fellow to turn up.

And when he does, ignore him.

And where were you during this rag -ass?

I did my best.

Yeah, snug and cosy in the van, I bet. He's been taking notes from you, hasn't

he? Oh, no. How about his lot? They have to buy jocks to score their goals for

them. I don't like football, as it happens.

Well, you're still a bloody hooligan.

Look, keep your choking, Arthur.

It's not that serious.

It's just the fracture of a small bone there.

I'll be back to normal soon.

Oh, yeah? And what am I supposed to do in the meantime?

I mean, you are my... My meal ticket?

Employee. Get out.

Look, I've been knocking myself out for the past two days to get you in with

that diamond merchant.

Look, couldn't the doctor take it off just for one day?

How far up does it go?

Matt, get off! Get off!

Well, I assume you'll be fit enough for your two hours at the booze at night.

Oh, do leave me alone. I'm not a well person.

Oh, God. Well, get yourself halfway human by tomorrow morning.

Oh, Arthur.

What? I was just wondering, you know that gasket I put in a couple of months

back?

Could you see your way to... What?

Oh, nothing.

Just a thought, that's all.

And so it shall remain, Desmond, my son. So it shall remain.

Well, it did.

Are you certain you didn't know that geezer? Or his mate?

I swear to God, Terry, that wasn't the punter I put the new gearbox in for.

He must have sold the motor the rotten slag.

I'll just drive round the block, he says.

See how it feels.

Ten minutes later, I'm still waiting there like a right nelly.

Mind you, if I'd known you were walking into that rook, I'd never have asked

you. I mean, I'm sorry, Terry. I really am.

If there's anything I can do for you... Well, there is as it happens.

What?

You can buy me a beer.

Terry, don't be silly. You're not a well person.

That's medicinal, isn't it?

No.

Trouble is, I've still got this problem.

What problem?

Well, that 250 was my last chance. I might have to shut up shop. It's as bad

that. No.

Right, listen, listen. Make sure you finish my mate at first, all right?

you for your sympathy.

Hello.

You.

That's nice of you.

Hey. You wouldn't mind bugging me a bit in advance, would you?

No, it's a favour, isn't it?

Anyway, I'm skint. I'm sorry, mate. Do you want to sit down?

No, I'm all right. I think you're too man in your condition.

What are you talking about, man in my condition? I'm pregnant, you know. Get

of here.

The point is, Terry, you'll be on wages tomorrow.

You know, with that diamond fella.

Desmond, you've got to bear in mind that Arthur knows nothing about the Trade's

Description Act, right?

What? Well, if he says we take him...

Fleet Street by storm. I know that I'll be minding the local newsagents for the

next couple of days.

So we'll see about diamonds and wages and all that tomorrow, right?

Get off!

All right, be like that.

No, I'm sorry, it's me. How do you do that, then?

These two silly sods got themselves into a fight with some young fellas.

Is that funny?

It wasn't so much a fight as a... It was a bleeding ambush, wasn't it?

Yeah, an ambush. Jason's hand got ambushed by a young fella. Where can we

him, Terry? They weren't that young.

Yeah, we're moving in the wrong age group, Carol. Yeah, let's leave the poor

devils in peace.

They probably want a nice, quiet game of dominoes. Hey, Carol, you can shuffle

my dominoes any time you like.

It's not a bad idea, that.

Do you fancy it?

What?

A game of dominoes?

Eh? Oh, do you prefer a crib?

Hey, how about a game of darts?

Desmond?

Who was it that said the only way to eat well in England was to have breakfast

three times a day? I've no idea. With his odds on, it was the last thing he

said. Where are we meeting this man of yours? Oh, his favourite bistro.

He generally indulges in a little coffee and cruffins about this time. Oh,

you've got a ticket?

You're Arthur Daly's minder, aren't you?

That's right. Good night.

I heard a couple of youngsters caught you on the op.

That'd be how you got that arm, I suppose.

No. Had this arm all my life.

Speak of the devil.

Hey, leave that.

Terry, come on.

That's right.

Let's not keep him waiting.

Terry? This is Mr Matthews I was telling you about.

Nice to meet you.

Do you mind explaining that?

What?

Oh, no, no, no, slight mishap.

Nothing serious. 100 % otherwise, eh, Terry? Yeah, I'll get a plough prompt in

week.

Oh, to hell with you. There's obviously been a misunderstanding.

I thought I'd impressed upon you, Daly, the seriousness of this job.

We're talking about moving diamonds worth tens of thousands of pounds.

We're talking about safeguarding them against experienced violent criminals.

And you bring me a man with a broken arm?

Mr. Matthews, please.

It's not good enough, Daly.

Just leave us for a minute, Terry, will you?

Look, Mr. Matthews, I quite understand your reaction. Ow!

Mr.

Matthews, I quite understand your reaction.

In fact, it is exactly what I expected.

But you see, it's his pride.

Bacon sandwich and a tea without, please, George.

I mean, I try to tell him, but coming from you, he might take notice.

Now, meanwhile, Mr Matthews, rest assured, I will have 100 % operative

first thing tomorrow morning.

With all limbs intact?

Without a blemish, Mr Matthews, without a blemish. Stand on me.

Well, you blew that, didn't you? Oh,

look at the state of this place.

You always were a bit of a beatnik at heart, weren't you?

Your mate didn't seem too happy, did he? Well, I'm afraid you, or rather we,

lost ourselves a nice little earner there.

The wages from that job would have spoiled the cut of your suit, that's for

sure. Well, back to normal next week.

I think we'll have to consider you off sick from now on, Terry.

With sick pay?

What?

Sick pay?

That's not what you call sick, is it? That's more you're self -inflicted. Self

-inflicted? You can't expect money for that, my son.

I must go. I've got to see Lenny Bowman.

What's the environment for?

Just keep it in the swim, Terry. Just keep it in the swim.

I believe he's opening a string of discount massage parlours.

Discount? No. No, and him, it's probably self -service. There can't be enough of

that. Oh.

Dex?

Thank you, sir.

Hello, sir.

Tell Lenny Arthur Daly's in, will you? I gave him a ring earlier.

Oh, take it, Mr Daly. Go.

Always had very good taste in Lenny.

Very impressive, I must say.

I'll get one of my bad days with my back.

I'll be very tempted to get one of you young ladies to come and sort it out for

me.

This way, Mr Daly.

Oh, yes, sir.

Oh, not so bad, Lenny, not so bad. Hey, nice bunch of girls. What are you doing?

Staffing your massage parlours? What?

Oh, no, no, no. Hiring a new ticker.

Accountant? Always employ women these days, me old son. They work harder and

they don't booze it up.

You any good at this?

No. Might I turn with a black car, Vern?

Now then, Arthur, how can I help?

Well, the thing is, Lenny...

My boy Terry's got himself in a bit of a scrape. He's what you might call all

-star combat at the moment.

Just when I need a bit of impressive muscle.

And everybody knows you've got a lot of good boys, Lenny. Get it back on the

track, Vern. Get it back on.

So you fancy borrowing one of my boys?

Yeah. No problem, Arthur.

Tell you what, you could have Vern in here for a couple of days. He could do

with an outing.

But crying out loud, when are you going to get the anger this Vern?

I'm sorry, Mr. Fee.

Shall we say pony a day, Arthur, eh?

We'll settle up after.

Yeah, all right. Very grateful, Eddie.

Not for getting expensive, me old son.

My boy does like his grub, so keep him well fed.

Oh, and Vern does all the driving.

He can't stand being a passenger.

Have another with me, Terry?

No, I've got to sort out my motor with Des. Go on, and have one for the road.

No, I'm all right, thanks.

Here, Terry, if you're ever a bit on the barastic side, your credit's good down

here, you know.

Oh. Cheers, Dave, but I don't want to start running up slates.

I just want you to know, that's all.

Um, is there anything else you want me to know?

You'll laugh. It's a dead comical, really.

I heard Arthur is going around with one of Lenny Bowman's boys.

Eh?

I thought it would amuse you.

Well, no, Arthur had a meeting with Bowman. No, somebody probably just

him. He's got one of Bowman's boys crafting for him.

Arthur? On a bumblebee?

Leave it out.

It's probably only more than Arthur is already.

I thought he would make you chuckle.

We meet here in three minutes to eleven.

I've already walked the route. It should take no longer than seven minutes.

Never make appointments on the hour. Very professional, that.

We'll be here on the dot.

Your presence won't be required, Daly.

The less people involved, the better.

Oh, fine, fine.

Well, how about a spot of lunch?

Good idea.

Very kind of you, Daly.

May I make a suggestion, Mr. D?

Something wrong with the arrangements, Vern?

Oh, no, no.

It's about lunch.

There's this new treat up west that I'm dying to try. They do this dill

mayonnaise with Dublin Bay prawns, and a pal of mine says you can get Dom Perrin

on 73 for 18 quid a throw.

18 quid?

Excellent idea, Vernon.

You can't afford to pass up a bargain like that, can you, dearly?

No.

You're joking.

Oh, it's true.

He's got this geezer Vernon working for him.

Well, it'll be just for the job with the jeweller fellow, that's all.

All I'm saying is he could have told me.

I mean, people are winding me up down the boozer now.

What? Julie and Carol?

Pinky and Perky?

Now you mean silly.

Yeah, and then there's Dave trying to dole out a bit of charity without me

twigging. Yeah, he's a good mate, this Dave.

I mean, the old man knows, except me.

Well, well, well.

I never knew they did that.

What?

Fuel pump.

I know what it is. What's it doing in your hand?

Oh, Terry, you've got some problems here.

I'll have to pop down to the parts dealer.

Oh, leave it out.

No, I'll need a few hours on this.

Eh? Tell you what, I'll have it ready first thing. First thing, yeah, I know.

God, dear, if my life gets any worse, I'm going to have to ask you to stop

helping me.

Well, I must say, Daily, that was an awfully good lunch. I'll see you later.

Oh, look, you've got another ticket.

That's Madeira Sulks with a papier -de -vous.

That was a bit keen, but that's 73.

That was sad.

I'm not saying it's all that.

Bit of a sickener, I thought, that.

Oh, dear, I am sorry.

Must have been very hard forcing down two bottles of the stuff.

Oh, I've got a safe phone! There's no rush!

I bung a bit more air in impact toys when I get a chance, Mr D. I can't seem

get this back into drift.

Anyway, what's on the cards tonight? Coming back up west, are we?

Tonight? No, no, no.

Tonight I usually go to bed early with a glass of water and a dry biscuit.

Especially if early indoors finds out what I spent on lunch.

Yes?

Oh, hello. What's this?

Clean -up campaign?

Just collecting a few of my personal possessions.

Sorry about your motor.

Eh?

You'll have to pull up some promptly garage and get them to pick it up. Oh,

you mean you haven't done it yet? That's right.

Because I can't get credit.

So I can't get parked. So I can't get paid. So I can't get credit.

Do you know about cash flow?

Yeah, I know about cash flow.

Cash flows to Arthur and then trickles back to me. Yeah, well, I haven't even

got cash trickled.

It's dead serious, Terry.

Yeah, I could go out and liberate some nice W. Reg Mercs, no problem. But I've

knocked all that on their head.

Oh, bloody hell, Terry.

I'm going to end up on wages.

I don't know.

You try going straight and what happens?

You end up in someone else's inspection pit paying national insurance and all

that other bloody horrible stuff.

Pay as you learn, or something.

Well, didn't know it was that serious, mate. An embarrassment, that's what it

is, an embarrassment.

Refused credit on a few ruckus.

Look, listen, I'll tell you what.

We go back to that geezer with a granada, right?

We find out where he bought it, then we go and find that punter and get your 250

back.

Come on, it's got to be worth a try, isn't it?

Then maybe I'll get my Capri back at last.

Oh, good, Terry.

Come on, let's sling our rug.

No, I'll have to give it another ten minutes.

Well, maybe he lives round here. You know, he's going to work.

Night shift.

You hear that? Who the bleedin' hell lives round here?

I do, actually.

Hang about, what's that?

That's him, isn't he?

Yeah, that's him.

Go on, have a word.

No, hold on. Let him get away from the car first.

I lost him.

But I think he works at a gaff called Porton & Mackies. Do you know it? Yeah,

it's a big factory.

They make pharmaceuticals.

You didn't speak to him, then? No, I didn't bother looking for him, you know.

Might have caused him bother.

I'll pop back again later when he's finished work. In the meantime, let's

Arthur. See if he can stop us, get that capri back on the road.

Arthur?

You've got that desperate, son.

One final precaution.

You carry this.

Anything you say, Mr Wren?

Right, let's go.

131.

132, yeah, we're nearly there.

Here. Isn't that Oliver?

Yeah, there he is.

Come on, move it, piddas.

Arthur!

Look, I'll go and catch him. You walk up.

Hi.

Oi, I want a word with you. Shut up. I want to watch this.

Nice. Very nice.

That is a real McCoy I watch in there, my son.

Keep your head down. I'm not supposed to be here.

Come for that. Neither are you.

How the hell did you find me?

I asked Dave, didn't I? He gave me Matthew's address. He told me you were

some diamonds.

And not to tell anyone, because security was essential.

I don't like it, Terry. I don't like it being chased up the middle of a big job.

I'm sorry about that, but I need to talk to you urgently. I'm sorry. I'm tied

up. Sorry?

Listen, you.

I need help, right?

Now, do I get it, or do I go back to that jeweller's and tell Matthews all

your security arrangements?

Look, Terence, come on, let's go and have a chat.

Everybody out, please.

I promise I won't hit you over the head and run away with it.

Please don't try and persuade me it's inferior stuff.

I happen to know otherwise.

There's a stone paper on the bench there.

Open it.

Carefully.

You could have any one of those diamonds for it.

Go on, choose one.

You might make a puppet.

They're all rubbish.

So you do know about diamonds.

How on earth did you come by this?

I don't understand.

Oh, come off it, Matthews. You're no heroin dealer.

Where did this stuff come from?

I was importing diamonds. I had someone walk them through customs.

A mule?

My employees started to work for somebody else.

The roots were convenient, you see.

One day, I happened to catch her with a half a kilo of heroin taped round her

waist.

Quite a windfall.

Do you want the stuff or not?

Oh, I want it all right.

Right. Bring the money to my office this time tomorrow morning.

No offices, no hotel rooms.

We do all this in the open, where we can all see who's who and what's what.

Now, look here. Please, Matthews.

You have no choice.

Either we follow my methods or we drop the whole matter.

And don't forget, the kind of people who lose half a kilo of heroin always find

out who's got it in the end.

So the sooner you get your money and disappear, the better.

Agreed?

Yes, agreed.

I don't see those big Bond Street wheeler dealers coming to a place like

All right, Alton. Before you start...

Perhaps you might notify the staff as to today's correct mode of address.

Is it Arthur? Mr Daly?

Or perhaps there's been a surprise announcement here in the birthday

list? Leave it out, Dave. Large vodka slimline and a brace of lagers for these

two.

What's all that about?

Oh, Davey has just discovered Sapphire.

Now, listen, you. Two things, right? Now, first, why didn't you tell me you

using this Vernon key?

Oh, him.

Yes, him.

Now, what am I supposed to think when you go round on the fly employing other

people, eh?

Now, if I ought to be down the job centre browsing, then you ought to tell

Terry, you've got a broken body.

Broken? I swear to you, it was just a one -off. I didn't think it was worth

mentioning.

Anyway, he's eating me out of house and home. The way he puts stuff away, there

must be something iffy with his inside.

Well, let's leave that for the time being. The second thing, Arthur, is

How dare you talk like that?

Hard times for all of us.

That'll be 150, Arthur. Put it on the slate, Dave.

Nevertheless, the second thing is money.

What for?

Pour down the financial black hole known as Desmond's Motor Repairs?

Certainly not.

I'll tell you what, I'll tell you what.

You can call it an advance on my next wages, right?

Now, if you're not prepared to advance me any wages, I've got to assume that

you're not going to get me any employment from now on. In which case...

I'm going to go out and find someone else, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no.

20.

No, no, no, no, no.

50.

50. 50 now.

Hello, Mr. Deaton.

Hello, Laverne. Meet Terry and Des. What do you want to drink? Oh, that's very

nice. As a matter of fact, I just had a cup of tea up west and it has given my

palate a right portion of GBH.

Hey, your face be on a bolt.

He couldn't do me a nice polyfume on ice, could he?

Well, that sounds nice. I'll have a pint of that. No, you won't. Come on.

In my car.

Take care, Terence.

You worry about yourself, Vernon.

He's touchy.

Stop burning a bleeding lot of oil. No, no, you're all right.

Just don't go any long journeys.

How long's a long journey?

I'll say over five miles.

You're wonderful. You're all right.

I didn't mention it before, Daly, but this morning's little effort was

in the nature of a dry run.

I'm sorry, Mr. Matthews. I didn't quite catch that.

A rehearsal, Daly.

The serious business takes place tomorrow morning.

I shall meet with you this evening.

At your office?

Half eight?

Right.

Put the corks back in that lot and bung him a nice warm lager.

Excuse me, pal. Now, hold on, hold on. I just want to ask you a question about

the motor, all right? Then I'll be out of your life forever.

Where'd you buy it?

Something's on the arrow road.

Tricky. Now piss off before I start remembering your mate.

I ain't fillet, son.

Roadhog?

Come on, darling.

Good judgment.

Here's to tomorrow.

Cheers. Vernon?

Oh, back of the neck.

We rendezvous here as before?

No, no, no.

This transaction is being completed well away from here.

Oh, where's that then?

In the country.

Very nice, Mr. Wren.

It's ethics, in fact.

I hand over the merchandise at half past five in the morning.

Half five?

Now, what sort of deal is this?

One that requires privacy.

Now, just a minute, Matthews. This is getting out of order.

I'm full of sympathy for someone who deals in cash and has his books kept by

ghostwriter, but selling diamonds in some field at dawn?

That's got to be as bent as a nine -bob note. Oh, I don't wish to be associated.

You have no choice, Bailey. Oh, yes, I have.

No offence, but I'm going to take an early bath on this one.

Come on, Vernon.

I know we're up and buying you a provocative little cod and chips.

I'm sorry, Mr D.

It's Vernon who's getting his wages directly from me now.

It's a loving person. Oh, it's business, you know.

All right, well, come.

Tell me where the meet is and on my word I'll be there at half five.

You must think I'm an idiot, Daly.

Do you think I didn't notice McCann hanging around yesterday?

I haven't made up my mind yet whether you're trying to set me up or whether

you're just plain stupid.

Either way, I'm not letting you out of my sight until the deal has been done.

That's why we leave for Essex in ten minutes.

No phone calls, no messages.

There's a hotel near the meeting place. We stay there overnight.

Overnight? God's sake, Dave, you don't think I'm paying you all this money for

doing nothing?

No, it's not that.

It's her indoors.

If I stay out all night again this week, I'm a dead man.

Hello?

Oh, hello, Terry.

How's the motor?

Died a bleeding death, didn't it?

Now, listen, listen. I mean, a boozer called the Duke said, you know...

Yeah, that's the one, right by the river, yeah.

Oh, it's all right for some.

The thing is, I ran into the two chargers I had the ruck with.

I'm stuck here with no car. I'm dying for a Jimmy, but I dare go in case they

move on.

So what I want you to do... Terry?

Terry, are you there?

Oh, sorry about that, mate.

I've just seen another familiar face.

Look, get the truck.

And get round here as sharp as you can, right?

It just wasn't there. Honestly, Mr Merrick, I don't think he made the drop.

I hope it has never entered your heads to try and rip me off.

No way would we do that, Mr Merrick.

Very well.

Go and check whether he made the drop.

I trust him.

Whatever he says will satisfy me.

Bloody country. It's always dark at night. I mention but one of its many

drawbacks. I understand this particular hotel gets a mention of Michelin Guide.

Oh, yeah. Do the nifty tyre chains, do they?

I'll tell you one thing. I hope they've got an intensive care unit.

That's what we're going to need if Fern goes on driving like this. I do. We

should stop moaning daily.

What annoys me is I'm stopping out all night and I'm not even having a good

time.

Terry?

They're over there in the far corner. Right.

It's open.

Anybody around here got a blue Cortina V registration?

Yeah, why?

I think I saw a fella just trying to break into it.

The drop was made, Michael.

Now go and fetch your friend.

Bring him back here so we can sort this out.

Oi.

Get your map checked around that corner.

Mick not coming?

What are you doing with my car?

Don't you remember me?

You danced on my hand. Bad time to bother me with that rubbish.

Now, don't get aerated.

I've got something you need.

Now, listen.

You're going to have a go, son. You'd better be convincing.

I've played with a grown -up.

Sunshine! Sunshine!

You're going to let me have this stuff?

You scratch my back and I'll resist the temptation to jump on yours.

So let's talk, eh?

Now, what's your governor doing with this Matthew's boat?

You know,

Matthew's a posh geezer. He drives a Range Rover. Drugs, is

it? I don't know, maybe.

No, you'll have to do better than that, son, if you want your year back.

Yes, yes, it's drugs.

People converge from miles around to delight in a salmon on crew in pastry

crust. as light as a feather, and subtle herb cream sauce.

In fact, people who do so much converging, they're usually fully booked

the last damn sarnie.

How was I to know there was an agricultural fair on?

Still, we got to the meet nice and early.

Five hours early.

I tell you, anyone asks me about investing in diamonds, they get a very

answer. The proprietor suggests hazelnut and bramble meringue.

Will you shut up?

Oh, he's not been in? He's left no messages.

And her indoors has been on a blow her three times already.

Listen, if he does get in touch, tell him to phone me immediately. It's

right? Got it?

Come on.

He's serious, Dave.

I've got to be a man about a dog.

You want me to go with him, Mr M?

That's very kind of you, Vernon, but I am one of those people who can't do it

while he's being watched.

The main road's a long way off, Daly.

And even if you find it, you'll be too late.

You think I'm going to do a Captain Oates?

I'm coming back with this nice warm car, even if I do have to share it with you

two.

Please don't let it be vandalised.

Hello, Dave?

It's Arthur.

Yeah, yeah. Terry said what?

No, I can't hear, Dave. I can't hear. Listen, it's her indoors.

Oh, my God, she hasn't.

Well, look, I can't face it myself.

I'll make something up for crying out loud.

What?

Oh, all right.

Two miles north of Great Averham on the B1275.

Noticed I'm beating you with one hand.

Hello?

What?

Oh, yeah, Dave, yeah.

Where?

Are you... Yeah, all right, mate, yeah, thanks a lot.

Yeah, I'll see you soon. Yeah, cheers. Ta -da.

He's only somewhere in epic, isn't he?

Cinderella. Good morning.

Gold!

This

is

dead familiar.

I reckon we've been here before.

We have. Ten minutes ago, only from the other direction.

Here come your punters, Matthews.

He knows what he's doing. Look at that bloody mud.

You just start walking.

What a way to buy your jewellery, eh?

I'll bet Cartier's don't work like this.

Put the briefcase on the ground.

I want to see the money.

Put the briefcase on the ground, then you can see the money.

Oh, my God.

Now, turn around and start walking.

Nick! I'll do your kneecap, son, if you don't shut it. Come on.

Let's do as he says. Come on.

I'm gonna burn it!

Over here.

No! Not in there!

Adam!

Son, that's nice and comfy. Adam!

Please don't leave me with these men.

Hey, what about the diamonds?

Diamonds, you diddlo.

It's heroin, isn't it?

It's what?

Yeah, that would really ruin the cut of your suit, wouldn't it?

Oh, my God, let's get out of here.

Let's!

Don't tell me.

This is one of those grotty little calves that actually serve fantastic

And Richard Burton comes here at dawn for egg and chips, right?

All in one, sir.

The geezer said he could only manage 110.

So I simply leave it at that. Oh, and that kid, I can only bung you a tenner.

Sorry.

Now, where have I heard that before?

Did you not have any?

He only makes one of those a day, does George.

What's these little black bits on the eggs here?

Troubles. No, nothing nasty like that, Vern. It's burnt fat.

Come on, Vern.

Back around, mate.

You don't mind if we move another table, do you?

Bon appetit.

Right people, right time, just the wrong location.

I've got a good idea.

If you keep me near, I'll be so good for you. I'm

gonna help you.

Be so good for you I'll do it like you want me to Love you like you want me to