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Yes, Karen.
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I'm not well, though.
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I sound fine?
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Huh?
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How do I sound now?
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Terrible, yes, I know.
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I don't know how I will be later.
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So I can't make any promises.
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Yes. Sorry.
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Bye.
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Hey! Stupid woman.
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That was so easy. So easy. Easy.
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Easy. Easy.
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Easy. Easy.
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What is the matter with you?
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Jumping up and down like a hyena.
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Dancing and making noise and waking all
of us up. Potato, I am sick.
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What kind of mysterious illness is this?
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Because you look fine to me. No, no,
Potato.
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I am pretending to be sick so I can take
the day off and do some security work.
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Security.
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Security work.
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Why on earth would somebody allow you to
protect anything?
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How can you even protect yourself?
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Tony has specifically asked me to be at
the cafe during the official visit of
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the mayor of London.
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Without my protection, there will be no
visit from the mayor.
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That's right. So Tony was forced to hire
you.
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Forced, persuaded, all the same thing.
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So... You mean you are leaving your job
as a distinguished housing supervisor to
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be running around after riffraff in the
cafe?
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This is not about distinguished.
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It's about making money.
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Money!
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Tony is paying me double to be there.
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Besides, I care to meet the mayor of
London one -on -one. You know, give him
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piece of my mind. Step up my political
career.
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Step aside.
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Step aside.
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That's right.
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Gladys, now, check me out.
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I'm so excited that the mayor, Maurice
Johnson, is coming to visit our cafe.
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The only bad thing is that he is going
to be there.
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The very fact that I am in the cafe will
bring more prestige.
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Tony is tired of serving all the
commoners that you attract.
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Yes. Are you conscious?
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Be conscious what? Uh -uh. Amy, come on
now. Look here, I will destroy you,
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okay? I don't have time for your
nonsense.
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Today I am working under Her Majesty's
security service, protecting the mayor
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from your nonsense.
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Do not show me up in front of my friend,
Mayor Maurice Johnson, okay? If you do
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anything stupid, make no mistake, I will
remove you sharp, sharpest from the
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premises.
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Please, both of you, please. Just do
your job properly.
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And not go and show up this family in
front of important people. Don't worry,
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Potato. I have the situation under
control.
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Oh, and remember, if Karen calls, I'm
sick.
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Buff, buff, buff.
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Buff, buff, buff.
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You are such a calamity.
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You must be under the weather.
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Come on, pick up, pick up.
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Yo, Shadi.
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Hi.
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Can I have 50 pounds?
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But you're loaded with your student
loan.
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What? Spending on books.
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More like shoes, you mean.
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Come on, sis.
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You know you're my favourite sister.
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Well, I know you're my only one, but
still.
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Shadi, why you got to be so tight?
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I mean... Sorry.
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Hello.
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Sorry. Yo!
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Kevin C in a place to be. What's up,
family?
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What's up, Kev?
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Toby, turn that frown upside down. I'm
here.
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What's the plan?
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Man, I'm broke.
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Nothing new there, Toby boy.
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Unlike me.
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You got the game.
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How could you afford it?
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One word, Toby.
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Scratch card.
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Kev, scratch card's two words.
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Whatever, man, it doesn't matter. I'm on
a lucky streak. This game is sick. I'm
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on level three already.
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You should join me in my scratch card
adventure.
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You can win serious money.
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Ten pounds, hundred pounds, ten Gs,
hundred Gs.
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Scratch away.
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Hold on.
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This cost me a quid.
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If you want half the winnings, you've
got to pay half the ticket.
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Okay, that's cool. Right, that's 60p
then.
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Kev, half a quid is 50p.
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Maths was never my strong point.
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It's looking good.
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Just got to match up one more symbol
and... A winner!
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Boom! We're winning!
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That's £10 in the bag!
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That was too easy! I told... I told you,
I'm a lucky guy and together we're a
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lucky pair.
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Maybe we should buy more.
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We could win big. I mean, we could win
100 grand big.
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True, true. I could put my five in, you
could put yours in.
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We could buy like 10 scratch cards.
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Sounds like a plan.
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Boom!
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This is too itchy.
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Let me put this one on. Let's try.
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Too short, man.
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I need to look good for the mayor.
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A little help over here, Funke. The
mayor's coming in under an hour.
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What? Why don't you ask this pota for
help?
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Eh? Potake.
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Funke get it right. I am head of
security.
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I can't believe that out of all the
places in London, the mayor chose to
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this cafe.
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I know.
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He wants to meet small business owners
like myself.
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Today is the proudest day in Tony's
Cafe's history. That's right.
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Not many of us will have this.
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I need to go to Peckham High Street to
get another win.
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I have to look good for the mayor.
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Look good for the mayor. Go, go, go.
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Tony, how long do I have till the mayor,
my friend, Morris, comes?
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Less than an hour. Oh, OK. Now, I'm
putting on my running heels and I'll be
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in one hour. Less than an hour.
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But, Fonke, there's still so much to do.
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It's all right.
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Got one of those free coffees going.
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Where do you think you're going?
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To get my coffee. Like I do most
mornings.
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What's your name?
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Frank. My friends call me Hobo Frank,
though.
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Ah, well, your name is not on the guest
list.
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Guest list?
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In a cafe?
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Only the mayor and a few specially
selected people are allowed in here
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you think the mayor wants to hang around
a hobo like you? No, I don't think so.
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The mayor is allergic to poor people.
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Who's he going to come to a cafe like
this for then? My friend, I give you
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seconds to remove yourself or I will
physically, physically, as security,
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you to your back bench.
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Actually, I'll leave you in the
supermarket doorway.
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Shut this. I don't want to meet with the
stupid mayor anyway.
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Is that right?
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The mayor doesn't want any customers
around?
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Of course, Tony. He's too dangerous.
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Tony, that's why he chose this place,
because nobody comes here.
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Yeah, I was thinking, like, maybe seven
Ferraris. Yeah, I might get like 10 or
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12, mate. I think that's a... You're
over the top, man.
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Who drives a leak?
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Sade, hashtag looking fine as ever.
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Sophie.
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Hashtag, stay away from me, you complete
and utter freak.
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Toby,
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still begging for money?
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Got some of it.
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What, mum and dad gave you money?
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Nope. Sade, I won it.
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Freaks on a winning streak.
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You two are stupid.
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Those things never work.
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Uh, it just did. Mm -hmm. We just bought
ten scratch cards.
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Invested. Oh.
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It was probably good luck or a one -off.
I would hardly call you invested.
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Well, we'll see.
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It's got the match -up, these symbols,
and... Winner, winner, chicken dinner
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with jello fries!
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So what is that? Is it another tenner?
No, Toby!
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That's a hundred pounds!
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Get in!
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You guys want £100?
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Well, of course we did. Just like that.
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Winning streak continues.
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We can use this £100 for more scratch
cards. I'm talking big money. What, like
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one grand?
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Maybe more.
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Look, I want in.
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You've got to give me a kiss. Keep
dreaming.
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If I put in £100, then we can buy double
the amount of scratch cards and get
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double the winnings.
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You have a hundred pounds.
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Uni loan.
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The joys of being a student.
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But I want half the winnings.
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No, that only leaves me with 10%. Kev,
that's 25.
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Math is never my strong point. Kevin,
life isn't your strong point. Maybe we
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could have more money and get a higher
stake.
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Like it. Nice.
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I could sell my PS3 and we could get,
what, a hundred pounds for it? We could
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split it three ways of winning.
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Sounds like a deal. Yeah. This has
became a family business.
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Oh, hashtag never gonna happen.
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Ha!
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They couldn't.
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They couldn't.
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Don't.
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Give me yours here.
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Come, there you are.
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Back to your position, please, security.
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Wonderful to meet you, Mr Mayor.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Great.
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When I said I wanted to meet small
business owners, I wasn't talking about
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height.
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Look, I hope you don't mind, but we'd
like to use your cafe for some meetings.
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I'm meeting somebody from the local
housing team.
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Of course, Mr Mayor. Please, make
yourself at home. Anything I can get for
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What have you got? The mayor is allergic
to nuts.
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Have you got any caviar?
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No, but I can get some. Two seconds.
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Pio, I need you to hold the fort.
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Go now, my security.
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I've got to go to the cash and carry and
get Mayor Morris his caviar. I can't
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let him down.
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Whose idea was it to come to the dump?
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Yours. Next time I have an idea, ignore
me.
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Right.
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Ah, my mayor.
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Oh, Gandhi top.
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I greet you.
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I think the housing officer should be
arriving shortly.
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Great.
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What am I supposed to be saying, then?
You're saying this.
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Ah, yes, yes. Thank you.
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Oh,
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hello. Hi. Nice to meet you. Hello.
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Please may I introduce Mr Mayor Morris
Johnston.
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Oh, yes. Yeah.
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Hello.
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Mr. Mayor, it's a pleasure to meet you.
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I'm Karen Miller, and I'm in charge of
Peckham Social Housing.
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Please, take a seat.
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Thank you.
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Yeah?
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Yeah, yes, we're in some... Can we get
the mayor a glass of water, please?
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Yes.
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And a muffin.
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Look, this is unacceptable.
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The mayor expects service.
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Take it to his table.
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the news that you want to hear, but
we're going to have to make them cut.
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But Peckham desperately needs more
helping.
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We're in a crisis.
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Excuse me. Come back, please.
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You work in Peckham, right?
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And whereabouts do you live?
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Familiar. Well, you know... We all look
the same.
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That's true.
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You can't talk like that.
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I'm not on record, am I? No, thank God.
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The mayor apologises for what he just
said.
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He's a bit of a joker, really.
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We bought 200 scratch cards and not one
of them's a winner.
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Kevin, we bought over 300 scratch cards.
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I know, I know. Math is never your
strong point.
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Charlie, this is bad.
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Bad? Bad?
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You've just lost what you've won.
265
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I've lost my uni money.
266
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:42,420
And what's worse is my nails are ruined
from all this scratching.
267
00:16:43,060 --> 00:16:45,100
Charlie, don't be so selfish.
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I've sold my PS3.
269
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How am I going to live without her?
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Kevin, you never put any money in. Hey,
that first scratch card was half mine.
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That's seed money. I've lost two.
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It was a pound.
273
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It was my pound.
274
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I've scratched so many cards. When I
close my eyes, all I see are cherries.
275
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That's what we need.
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Three cherries and we would be winners
right now.
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00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,579
What? Three cherries and we've won?
278
00:17:21,599 --> 00:17:22,599
Yeah.
279
00:17:23,240 --> 00:17:24,680
I was looking for oranges.
280
00:17:25,099 --> 00:17:26,859
I had a card with cherries on it.
281
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:28,520
What?
282
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,000
So, we're winners?
283
00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:32,459
I guess so.
284
00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:33,720
It must be here somewhere.
285
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,020
We've got to find it.
286
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:39,760
Charlie, how could you not know that we
needed three cherries to win?
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I'm new to this. Remember?
288
00:17:44,270 --> 00:17:48,970
I'm looking, it's got tears from
where... What
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00:17:48,970 --> 00:17:55,110
is
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going
291
00:18:02,710 --> 00:18:03,710
on in here?
292
00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:05,670
It was Johnny!
293
00:18:06,370 --> 00:18:07,590
Are you kids gambling?
294
00:18:08,290 --> 00:18:10,210
Wasting your money on all this junk?
295
00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:11,870
How can you be so foolish?
296
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Wait till your father hears about it.
297
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:20,810
Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
298
00:18:21,310 --> 00:18:22,630
That's the winner. That's the card.
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Mum.
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00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,670
Mum. Keep calm.
301
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No sudden movement.
302
00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:35,010
Just put down the scratch card.
303
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,330
Nice and easy.
304
00:18:55,850 --> 00:18:57,710
You think this is how you make money,
eh?
305
00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:00,790
Relying on luck and gambling.
306
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:05,970
Do you know how many people's lives have
been ruined by gambling addictions?
307
00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:10,190
You want to make money, you work hard
and you earn it.
308
00:19:10,970 --> 00:19:13,270
Why do you think you go to school, eh?
309
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,250
My friends, clear up my table now.
Kevin, go home.
310
00:19:41,379 --> 00:19:43,980
And where do you think you're going?
311
00:19:44,180 --> 00:19:47,180
The mayor's glass is empty.
312
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:51,560
Oh, Tony, where are you? This day cannot
get any worse.
313
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,060
I'm... Sorry, the mayor is busy.
314
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No visitors.
315
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,680
I'm not a visitor.
316
00:20:04,020 --> 00:20:05,560
I'm here to see Morris.
317
00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,220
But, sir, I can't... Mayor,
318
00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,520
it's time we talked.
319
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:17,800
I'm sick and tired of you taking money
from the poor and making your rich mates
320
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,960
richer. Now, stop today!
321
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,100
Look, just calm down, sir.
322
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:24,360
Yes?
323
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:26,520
There we are.
324
00:20:26,860 --> 00:20:28,320
See, I'm not making a bang!
325
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:39,410
Hey! Lady?
326
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:42,370
What do you call a lady?
327
00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:07,790
What are you doing here in a wig?
328
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:09,370
You told me you were sick.
329
00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,710
Yes, Karen, I'm very ill. What?
330
00:21:14,310 --> 00:21:18,350
What an important day like today. A day
when you knew I was meeting the mayor.
331
00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:20,510
What if I knew you were here for a
meeting? I wouldn't be here.
332
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:24,110
Maybe if you listened more at work,
you'd have known.
333
00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:25,870
This is unacceptable.
334
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,550
I've had enough. This can't be
tolerated.
335
00:21:30,510 --> 00:21:33,050
Finally, a reason to get rid of you.
336
00:21:34,190 --> 00:21:35,730
Bio Adabanjo.
337
00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:37,680
You're fired.
338
00:21:39,740 --> 00:21:41,320
Hold on, Karen.
339
00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:50,660
I think I need to thank you for being so
brave and protecting me.
340
00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:54,780
In fact, I think you saved my life.
341
00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:56,100
That's right, Mayor.
342
00:21:58,180 --> 00:22:03,980
As a sign of my gratitude, I shall
ensure that Peckham doesn't suffer from
343
00:22:03,980 --> 00:22:05,600
cut. that is protected in the future.
344
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,160
You can't fire this woman.
345
00:22:10,340 --> 00:22:11,980
No, I'm a man.
346
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:14,640
Really? Are you sure?
347
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,100
I'm positive.
348
00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:22,080
You can't fire this man. He just saved
Peckham from the biggest budget cuts in
349
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:26,340
years. And in fact, I would do whatever
you could to keep him.
350
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:28,080
Yes, um...
351
00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,940
Maybe I did jump the gun just a bit.
352
00:22:31,340 --> 00:22:35,080
You see, Karen, the mayor is right. I'm
a hero, Karen, a hero.
353
00:22:35,500 --> 00:22:37,360
Wait till the guys in the office hear
about this.
354
00:22:37,720 --> 00:22:39,620
Including how you dressed up as a woman.
355
00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:41,060
Maybe we shall leave that bit out.
356
00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:43,640
Up you get.
357
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,600
Come on, it's safe now.
358
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:48,180
Let's get out of this hellhole.
359
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:51,760
This day can't get any worse.
360
00:22:57,840 --> 00:22:58,739
Look at that.
361
00:22:58,740 --> 00:23:02,080
I like your hair. Same to same, see? You
like my hair?
362
00:23:02,740 --> 00:23:03,780
Let's take photographs.
363
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:07,220
Same to same.
364
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:10,700
I think I spoke too soon.
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