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Hey, Gladys.
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Look at this head.
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Look at this.
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This great politician's son booted back
to Nigeria.
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What did he do?
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Drunken and disorderly behavior.
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Can you imagine? And the boy actually
went to Sade's university.
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It happened on her campus.
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You worry too much.
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Her daughter is not like that.
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It's not Sade I'm worried about.
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It's all that bad influence.
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Oh, thank God that she's living with us
here at home. Because if she's on the
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campus, only God knows what will happen.
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But you don't have to worry. Shadi will
be safe here with us.
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Hi, family.
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Oh, hello, Shadi. How are you, my
darling?
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My baby.
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I have some great news.
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Oh, tell us, tell us. I went to uni and
I had a look around some of the
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accommodations.
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And I kind of liked it.
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So, I'm moving in.
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What? What?
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Shadi, I thought that we discussed this.
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You said you'd be staying at home and
looking after me.
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Looking after your parents.
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Dad, I'll tell you a lot of things, but
this place was available, so I'm moving
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in. When?
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Today. Today?
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Today.
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Ah, any?
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Any.
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Shadi, this doesn't make any sense at
all. At all. Where are you getting this
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money for this accommodation?
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Mum, don't worry.
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It's called student loan. It takes care
of all of that.
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Why get a student loan when you can live
with us for free? No loan required. I
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mean, we're just 30 minutes away from
the university.
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Mum, that's 30 minutes too far.
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That's two buses and one train ride
away.
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I mean, I just want to wake up and fall
into class.
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Kelly, zip it.
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As the head of this house, I am
forbidding you to leave this house.
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I'll start living on the university with
all those bad, bad, bad people. As long
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as you're under this roof. That's the
point, Dad.
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I'm not going to be under this roof.
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So, technically, you can't tell me what
to do. Hey, help me.
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If Dad moved everybody to Nigeria three
years ago, this would not have happened.
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You have spoiled her.
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Mum, Dad.
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I'm out.
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Shadi? Shadi, where are you going? I'm
still talking to you. Shadi!
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That's it.
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Nobody listens to me.
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Nobody respects me.
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Can you imagine?
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My own daughter living in my house
without my authority, without my
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Bayo, what are you saying?
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Oh, you see? Point proven. No respect.
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Bayo, maybe this thing is for the best.
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You will allow her to be a grown woman
and take more responsibility.
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Grown woman?
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Gladys, she's my baby.
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Okay.
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Don't worry.
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I have a plan.
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Plan?
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When am I going to find someone to write
a song for, eh?
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Roll up, roll up, this is your lucky
day.
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Some people would spend a fortune trying
to buy this aftershave, but today I'm
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here to sell it to you.
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Fix it, no one's here.
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Now, why doesn't that surprise me? Here,
Tone, would you be interested? No!
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Hold up, Tone, give me a chance. Let me
pitch it to you first.
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No, thanks. Every time I buy something
of yours, I either lose something or
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broken. Tony, I am offended.
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Look at that radio I sold you.
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State of the art.
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Top class.
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Don't do refunds. See?
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I'm done buying stuff from you.
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See, you can take your dodgy spray.
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Things are bad enough as it is without
me smelling like a swamp.
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No one's going to help my love life. Ah,
that's where you're wrong, Tony.
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One spray of this, and the ladies won't
be able to stay away from you.
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They won't be able to keep away, all
right? Away from running. On your bike,
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it. There comes Tony. I'm now in a
relationship.
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Because she's either imaginary, who
can't smell, or she's mental. Or all of
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above. No, no, no, Tony. No, I met her
online.
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Online dating?
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Yeah, yeah.
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I found this website.
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Perfect success rate.
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100 %?
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Well, can you sign me up?
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Oh, I don't know about that, Tony.
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Why, what would you want in return?
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Tone, I've been trying to ship these
aftershaves all day, but I can't seem to
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sell them. Well, that's hard to believe.
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All right, but you've got to get me a
date.
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That's no problem, Tone. I tell you
what, I'm not just Mr Fix -It.
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I'm Mr Cupid.
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Isn't that my old friend?
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I know the first.
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The famous drummer.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Performing for the new president.
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And you're the first of Malama.
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Who much money? Who much money?
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OK,
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these are all my books. I'll come back
for my clothes later.
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I'm going to need a lift, Dad.
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Dad,
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can you help me carry my books?
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I'll take the books.
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Whoops.
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Dad, what's the big deal?
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Dad, I need your help. Sade, quiet your
noise.
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Well, don't ignore me then. Will I be
there to help you when you are at uni?
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Dad,
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it's just a lift. Just a lift.
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Will you have a chauffeur when you are
at uni? Or does it come with the
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accommodation? No, no, no, Sade. If you
want a lift, go to Beckham High Street.
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Get number 136 bus.
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How am I supposed to carry all of this
on the bus?
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Oh, Sade, I'm not here.
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Dad, all I needed is a little bit of
help. You're just sitting there watching
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Nollywood. I'm trying to start my new
life and you're being an enemy of
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progress.
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Enemy of progress.
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Ah, okay. Let me tell you something, my
dear. Life is not fair, especially at
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university.
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But if you decide to stay at home,
things will remain as comfortable as
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were.
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Abishi? Mom.
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Dad is being so annoying.
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Mom, I need some new clothes for
Friday's week.
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Can I make money, please? Shadi, no.
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Use your student loan.
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But that's for the rent.
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Then, Shadi, you need to cut out your
finances now that you have your own
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Please, Mom. It's just a few pounds. No,
Shadi. You need to learn that you
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cannot have money always on tap.
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If you want some new clothes.
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Take some of these.
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What's this?
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Some of my old clothes. I was going to
give them to a charity shop.
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Charity?
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Well, unless there's going to be some
sort of 80s night.
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I don't think I'll be seen dead in this.
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Your luck.
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This is so ridiculous.
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You see, Gladys? It's working.
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I feel a bit bad.
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Bad? Gladly.
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This is about our daughter staying at
home.
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And this is only just the beginning.
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You sure about this, Fix -It? Yeah.
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Helen, this laptop's absolutely useless.
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Who sold it to you? Who do you think?
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Oh, it's working perfectly now.
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See? Says you've got an email there.
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Open it up, let's see.
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Blimey, she's gorgeous.
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Said she was a date tonight.
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What did I tell you, Tom?
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See what I mean? She's gagging for it.
This is brilliant.
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Tony, I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry I'm a little bit late.
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Since when did little mean three hours?
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Did I miss anything?
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Look, you should be lucky that I am
here.
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See, I had a headache after the party
last night.
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Serious migraine.
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But because I love my job, I came in.
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You're still getting half your pay.
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Tony, why now?
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Ah, fungi.
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I didn't realise that you still work in
here.
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Look, Fixit, don't make my headache
worse.
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To you, I'm Mr Cupid.
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Mr Cupid, that name suits you.
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OK, Fixit has helped me put an online
profile.
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I've got a date tonight.
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Yeah, talk to the witch phone.
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Since I helped you out, I want you to
help me out. Now come with me and help
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sell these perfumes.
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Fair enough.
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Fonke, I need you to look after the cafe
for an hour while I help fix it. Oh,
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and I'll need you to stay late tonight
for my date.
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Are you going to pay me extra?
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I already told you, I'm docking your
pay.
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Why are you docking my pay? What do you
want? Why should you dock my pay?
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That's my pay for work.
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You want me to work extra and you dock
my pay?
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You want a date? Ha!
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You will see.
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Amen?
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What happened? Have we been robbed?
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This place is a mess.
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It's not that bad.
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Not that bad?
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It's disgusting. I mean, look.
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I just chugged on a diseased banana
peel.
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Yeah, that was my snack from earlier.
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Any more left?
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It's mine.
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She's going to go ballistic. Shardy,
listen.
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You need to get used to this. This is
what uni life is like.
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Shut up, Jo.
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You need to get used to a hoover and
clean this mess up. Yeah, well, I'm
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to be taking your room and I'm going to
be decorating it this weekend.
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Is this the remote control?
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Duh. Mum and Dad are going to kill you.
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Hey, student freshers.
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Welcome to the Adebanjo student
household.
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Give me a high five.
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Is this really happening?
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Oh, yes.
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Tommy, it's freshers party time.
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Put on some fresher tunes.
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Hurry.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Sam and DTW Chief.
Tommy,
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join in.
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Dad, I'm all right.
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No, I...
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For goodness sake! I just want some
peace and quiet when I come back from
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Peace and quiet.
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Peace and quiet. Peace and quiet!
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Oh, Sade, you are a student now. No more
peace and quiet again.
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Oh, I'm going to my room.
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Why are the pages missing from my
textbook?
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Oh, yeah, about that. Well, I ran out of
toilet paper, so...
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But the party Funk
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I
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had our look
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You look like Tony.
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Is that good or bad?
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Do you really want to know?
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Don't play any of that stuff.
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It smells like dog's breath.
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Probably why Fixit is giving it away.
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Light the candles.
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Funke, get this place in the right mood.
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And a nice bit of music, yeah?
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And you'd better smile, Funke.
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And no interfering.
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I will.
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You must be Tony.
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Yeah, Kelly, right?
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Welcome to my palace.
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Take a seat.
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Thank you.
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You smell lovely, by the way.
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Really?
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00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:31,840
Bio, so you are sure she got the
message?
258
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:36,630
Off. Of course, Gladdy. There's no way
she would want to live like that at uni.
259
00:14:36,770 --> 00:14:38,650
My baby girl is staying with us.
260
00:14:40,290 --> 00:14:41,290
Shadi?
261
00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,650
Shadi? Where are you going?
262
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,149
I'm leaving.
263
00:14:46,150 --> 00:14:47,950
So you mean you haven't changed your
mind?
264
00:14:48,530 --> 00:14:51,590
Do you really think I would have changed
my mind?
265
00:14:52,730 --> 00:14:53,870
I thought about it.
266
00:14:54,430 --> 00:14:57,650
Considered it. But you made my mind up
for me.
267
00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,790
You guys are crazy.
268
00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:04,010
Huh? Shadi, come back here right now.
Who are you going to get crazy?
269
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:08,050
I don't know how many times I will tell
you, I am the authority of this house.
270
00:15:08,370 --> 00:15:10,570
We are not leaving. No, no, no, no, no.
I am in charge.
271
00:15:11,270 --> 00:15:12,270
Bye.
272
00:15:14,750 --> 00:15:15,750
Shadi.
273
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,570
Shadi.
274
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,470
She's gone. She's gone. She's gone.
275
00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:23,630
A little girl has left.
276
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:33,850
What a lovely meal.
277
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,150
I've had a lovely time.
278
00:15:35,450 --> 00:15:36,450
So have I.
279
00:15:36,810 --> 00:15:38,270
Really? Of course.
280
00:15:38,910 --> 00:15:40,510
I'm shocked that you're a fool.
281
00:15:41,390 --> 00:15:42,790
Well, maybe I won't be for long, eh?
282
00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,050
Thanks.
283
00:15:48,210 --> 00:15:49,210
Thanks, Uncle.
284
00:15:49,890 --> 00:15:51,170
I'm fine, Funko. I'm stuffed.
285
00:15:53,350 --> 00:15:54,710
That you are.
286
00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:57,870
Can I tell you something, Tony?
287
00:15:59,690 --> 00:16:03,190
I can see us being together for the
rest... of our lives.
288
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:04,830
Really?
289
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,490
One moment. Hold that for me.
290
00:16:08,830 --> 00:16:10,350
I'm sorry, the cafe's closed.
291
00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:11,690
Oh, I'm here for the date.
292
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:13,350
With who?
293
00:16:13,410 --> 00:16:14,410
Tony.
294
00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:15,610
I'm Tony.
295
00:16:15,690 --> 00:16:20,090
Oh. Bit different from your profile
picture, but... So what's the plan?
296
00:16:20,650 --> 00:16:22,430
Sorry, I'm confused. What are you
talking about?
297
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,170
You set up the date for tonight.
298
00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:25,530
At what time?
299
00:16:25,550 --> 00:16:26,550
About four.
300
00:16:26,770 --> 00:16:29,050
I was selling off the table. Fix it,
then.
301
00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:31,330
Tony, are you OK?
302
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000
One moment.
303
00:16:35,700 --> 00:16:36,700
Tony,
304
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:40,100
I've had a lovely meal.
305
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:44,740
Why don't we leave and finish off this
wonderful evening together?
306
00:16:45,660 --> 00:16:46,660
I'd love to.
307
00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:51,320
Who's that?
308
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:54,340
Don't worry, that's nobody. What were
you saying again?
309
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:57,100
I'm not nobody. I'm his date.
310
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,060
No, I'm his date.
311
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,369
about to get married.
312
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:07,609
Married? You didn't say you were engaged
on your profile.
313
00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:08,810
I'm not.
314
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:12,230
Yet. Well then, why don't you just leave
me and Tony alone?
315
00:17:13,230 --> 00:17:14,369
I was here first.
316
00:17:14,670 --> 00:17:17,290
Why don't you leave us alone?
317
00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:20,329
You're joking. You can't just poke me
like that. You can't just barge in on a
318
00:17:20,329 --> 00:17:25,829
perfect, absolute... Two women fighting
over me. I could get used to this.
319
00:17:26,069 --> 00:17:28,870
Tony, why don't you tell her? Set the
record straight.
320
00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,930
What is going on?
321
00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,570
It wasn't me. It was Funke.
322
00:17:35,460 --> 00:17:38,440
Oh, come on, Tony. My love.
323
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,640
My husband.
324
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:45,620
So, there's another woman. Oh, not
another.
325
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,860
The main woman.
326
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,200
His wife.
327
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,680
Oh, come on, Tony. Don't tell me sugar.
328
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:52,879
So, you are married.
329
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:55,240
Why are you doing this? This has got to
stop.
330
00:17:55,540 --> 00:17:59,200
Oh, you can't deny our love.
Unbelievable.
331
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,380
So, you married your waitress.
332
00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:02,920
I knew you can't trust men.
333
00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:05,200
They're all the same. Girls, please!
334
00:18:06,260 --> 00:18:07,840
Can we go to the pub? Yeah, why not?
335
00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:09,160
Go, go!
336
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,440
Why have you done this?
337
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,840
What's wrong with you?
338
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:21,040
You see what happens when you mess with
Funke's money?
339
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:29,420
Gladly.
340
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:33,240
Our first night without our baby girl.
341
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:36,360
It's not going to be easy.
342
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,320
You will have to look after me.
343
00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:43,880
At least we can spend some more quality
time.
344
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:51,840
Shadi, I thought you were leaving home.
345
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,060
Leaving, Cor? I'm staying.
346
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:57,680
I've had the worst night of my life.
347
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:02,540
You should see the thing I had to share
a room with.
348
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:08,760
This sweaty, smelly, horrible, horrible
woman.
349
00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:12,640
And we had a bunk bed. And she was on
the top bunk.
350
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,900
How dangerous is that? I could have been
squashed.
351
00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,120
And she kept farting.
352
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,880
The smell.
353
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,900
Do you know what that would do for my
reputation?
354
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
I couldn't sleep.
355
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,980
And when I did drop off...
356
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,740
I swear I thought a rat ran across the
room.
357
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:34,680
I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. I've
moved out.
358
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:39,620
I mean, Dad, you might have been mean,
but at least you don't have four legs.
359
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:41,600
I'm traumatised.
360
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:46,900
Oh, my baby girl is back. It's been so
long.
361
00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,920
Daddy, I thought you were this big,
strong, independent woman.
362
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:56,220
Mum, she was shaving her hairy legs on
my bed.
363
00:19:56,810 --> 00:20:00,090
Look, Potato, are you not happy our
daughter is back home safe?
364
00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:03,270
Of course I'm happy, but I didn't like
the way she left so abruptly.
365
00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,390
Well, I'm back now.
366
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:08,150
Everything's back to normal.
367
00:20:08,650 --> 00:20:11,610
Mum, I've got some laundry for you. Dad,
I'm going to need a lift tomorrow.
368
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,950
Now all I need is a decent meal.
369
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:18,790
Yes, Shadi.
370
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:21,790
You're right, everything is back to
normal.
371
00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:27,240
Shadi? Life is unfair.
372
00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:30,540
Sugar.
373
00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:32,900
The bath.
374
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:34,880
I can't carry the bath.
375
00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,900
Carry the bath.
376
00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,440
You want to carry the bath?
377
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,720
Carry the bath if you want.
378
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:51,120
Student loan.
379
00:20:54,190 --> 00:20:55,630
Why'd you take us to that moon?
380
00:20:56,670 --> 00:20:57,670
It's fine.
381
00:20:58,050 --> 00:21:00,990
I mean... Shadi?
382
00:21:02,110 --> 00:21:03,110
Sorry, have we missed something?
383
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:06,390
No, we haven't. We're on the road. Just
keep going. Your next line is yours. No,
384
00:21:06,910 --> 00:21:07,910
we missed something.
385
00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,210
Me? Yeah, it was you.
386
00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:10,410
Oh, shit!
387
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,990
Oh, my God! You jumped it. Oh, my God!
388
00:21:13,890 --> 00:21:14,729
Please, Mum.
389
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:15,730
Just a few pounds.
390
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,070
No, Shadi.
391
00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:18,370
You need to know when...
392
00:21:26,540 --> 00:21:29,060
That's a Will Smith song, yeah? When he
was a French prince.
393
00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,320
French prince.
394
00:21:31,900 --> 00:21:34,860
Then how comes Poe aren't in a
relationship?
395
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:41,680
Because she's either... Did I miss
any... Did I miss anything?
396
00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,220
See, we should be... Lucky.
397
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:48,740
We should.
398
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,740
Look, fix it. Don't make my headache
worse.
399
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:53,780
It's Mr...
400
00:21:54,410 --> 00:21:56,090
God, what's the word? Cupid.
401
00:21:56,290 --> 00:21:57,290
No,
402
00:21:57,690 --> 00:21:59,630
no, no, no, no. It's Mr.
403
00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:01,710
Cupid. Cupid.
404
00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:06,230
It's the students to teach me.
405
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:08,890
Me too.
406
00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:13,270
I'm running the Hollywood movie
marathon.
407
00:22:13,850 --> 00:22:16,590
Shadi, come back.
408
00:22:16,870 --> 00:22:17,910
Sorry, I forgot.
409
00:22:20,950 --> 00:22:21,950
Freshers!
410
00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:28,190
Come on.
411
00:22:28,570 --> 00:22:29,570
Pressure time.
412
00:22:29,710 --> 00:22:30,710
Hey!
413
00:22:33,610 --> 00:22:35,170
Luby, don't get too used to this.
414
00:22:35,990 --> 00:22:37,270
Cut. Cut.
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