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hello sweet family your father christmas
is here
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we're just talking about you and the
special turkey yes so today i searched
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and i searched low for this turkey and i
finally found the perfect christmas
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turkey
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What is this? A piggy head?
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and get a piggy head for Christmas.
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I did not get a pig head.
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That Mr. Fixit, he lied to me and sold
me this 419 turkey.
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So you went to Mr.
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Fixit for a Christmas turkey. When I
told you to go to the special turkey
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in Peckham. But Gladys, those butchers
were selling them for ten times as much.
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You know my money situation.
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How can I spend so much? Dad, this is a
joke.
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I mean, no turkey for Christmas.
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Mom, can we just go talk with this? I'm
sure you... I'm sure he will have a
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turkey. No, we're not going to the
Douglas Inn. Your father will fix this.
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Look, Glammy, you know I am being
progen.
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All over the place, people are spending
and spending on Christmas. And when
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Christmas is over, they don't have a
penny to their name.
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Bayo, if you want a wife to your name, I
suggest you go out and get
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us a turkey.
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Funke, don't you just love Christmas?
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No!
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Busola, I cannot send you money this
Christmas for a new laptop.
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Money is a typewriter.
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Tony, look, everybody wants you to send
them money for this Christmas.
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Ah, Funke, where's your Christmas
spirit?
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At the bottom left bit of my bank
account.
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I need a sponsor, you know, this
Christmas. Otherwise, there'll be no
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festivities.
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Funcake, don't let money worries dampen
your mood. You've got to learn to enjoy
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life. Live a little.
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Enjoyment costs money, my friend.
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With the chicken chain salary that
you're giving me, how am I supposed to
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myself?
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I'm in a festive mood. I'm going to
pretend you didn't say that.
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Are you going to help me with these
decorations?
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Can't you see that I'm walking?
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Five hours.
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And I did not even meet any of those
fine doctors.
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And I'm okay, thanks for asking, Funke.
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And you know what that doctor said? I'm
going to be stuck in this wheelchair for
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four weeks.
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Four weeks?
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And you know what that means?
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What? You'll have to run the cafe.
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That means you'll give me extra money?
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Funke, can't you see I'm crippled?
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And my own pocket, my wallet, my bank
account is crippled as well. Pay up.
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I need your help.
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Poof.
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Poof. What is poof?
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Shadi. Hobie, leave me alone. I'm busy.
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Shadi, it's really important.
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Okay, what is it?
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Okay.
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Well, I really like this girl.
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And I want her to like me back.
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And you're asking your older and bigger
sister for advice.
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This is why I didn't come to you.
Because you always have to act so girly
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it.
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So you know it. So you get it. So you
get it.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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Let's be serious.
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Talk to the love doctor.
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Tell me, tell me, tell me.
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No, no, no.
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Okay.
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So you want to know how to make a girl
like you.
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Well, yeah.
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Think, Toby.
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Think. What's your girl's like?
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Chicken?
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Really?
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An apple?
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Seriously?
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Arsenal?
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Are you really that stupid?
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Well, I don't know. Girls are weird.
That's why I'm asking you.
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Diamond, Toby.
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Diamond. Diamond?
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Are you mad?
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I can't afford that.
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Well, I know you're broke, but you've
got to come up with the goods. Whoa,
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I'm not broke.
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Maybe I can get it from Primark.
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Better even.
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Poundland.
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Diamonds from Poundland.
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Yeah. Toby, you're really balling.
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Yo, Kevin's seeing a place to be.
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What's up, family?
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What's up, Kev? Oh, you're Sade.
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Can I take a photo with you, please?
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Why? so that I can really show Santa
what I want for Christmas. I
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thought, nah.
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Hey y 'all busting, where you going?
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Anywhere you're not.
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Anyway, Toby, I'm going to go get some
decorations and make this place sparkle,
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like me.
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Hey y 'all, don't forget the mistletoe,
yeah?
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Don't forget to ask Santa for a brain.
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Damn.
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This is so hot.
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Oh, you've got some deadlines, man.
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What?
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Oi, how's the mission going to get, you
know, to win over Jessica?
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Not well, mate. I mean, I'm trying to
think of a gift to impress her.
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Well, as quoted out in my favourite
film, Aladdin.
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Die hard.
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Just be yourself.
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You alright?
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Be myself.
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Why me?
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Why me?
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And
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I
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prayed. I fasted seriously for husbands.
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Nothing.
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I fasted for even a big mansion.
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Nothing.
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I'm still stuck living with the other
banjos.
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It could be a lot worse.
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Loads of people don't have anyone to
live with.
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Like who?
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We all have someone.
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Well, I don't have anyone at Christmas.
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My husband passed two years ago.
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Oh, so sorry.
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Ah, sorry. But were you blessed with any
kids that could take care of you and
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keep you company?
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Those ungrateful brats.
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You slave away during the best years of
your life to raise them, and when
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they're adults, they treat you like a
spare tyre.
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I don't believe it.
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Those boys make excuse after excuse not
to come and see me.
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Oh. And now they're in the US, what,
they call me once in a blue moon.
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This country, Shah, back home, this can
never happen.
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Christmas is a big family event.
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Big.
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Not for me. I actually now dread
Christmas.
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I hate it.
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I hate it.
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Don't cry.
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Look, don't worry.
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Funke will make you some of her finest
foods to cheer you up.
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Don't cry.
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So, Bayo, it's Christmas Eve.
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Please, don't forget to get the reduced
turkey from the shop.
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Oh, Gladdy, don't worry.
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This time, I am all set. I will not let
you down.
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As soon as I finish my food, I'm going
to go over and pick it up.
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Sharp, sharp.
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Well, you better.
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Because I've invited Sister Tola's
family, Pastor Michael, and Douglas'
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And you know we cannot serve them
anything but the best.
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Oh, God, not Douglas and his family.
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Don't worry, Gladys, I won't let you
down.
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And this year, after the banquet, and
the kids are in bed.
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We can go upstairs, have some Christmas
pudding.
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We want to have some Christmas
celebration.
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I better go.
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I'll see you later. No, Potato. I will
be seeing you later. Really?
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For some Christmas celebration.
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Selling me a pig's head.
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Rubbish. Rubbish.
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Dad.
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Dad, wake up.
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You sold me a pig's head.
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Daddy. Yeah.
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I must have been dreaming.
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I thought you were Mr. Fix -It.
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What a time. Oh, my God. I have to go.
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I have to go and get the turkey.
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Shadi, why did you wake me up? I did.
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Dad, you forgot your shoes.
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Dad, what about a coat? It's breathing.
Shadi, I don't have time for a coat.
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Oh my God, it's freezing. I need my
coat.
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you so much for your amazing food and
the lovely stories of your husband
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hunting.
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I haven't laughed like that in ages.
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And your food, fabulous.
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Oh, say nothing.
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I should thank you for the great company
and the fantastic stories of yesterday.
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Well, don't you worry.
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I'm sure Santa will bring something
special for you this Christmas.
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I pray for Santa.
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Please.
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husband. Hello, my princess Funky.
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How is my favorite little African lady?
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You see my life?
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Santa, is this what you have for me?
This useless, bubba, this poverty
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-stricken, nagamuffin, fix it.
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Hey, hold up, Funky.
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Funky, if you were to give me a chance,
I could make your dreams a reality.
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If you could, you wouldn't be standing
here.
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Let me take my leave and leave you two
lovebirds together.
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Good idea.
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No!
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You can't leave me with him.
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Look, there is a taxi office just across
the street.
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Fix it.
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Yes, my darling.
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Just look after the cafe for me for two
minutes.
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Can you do that?
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Anything for you, my darling.
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Take as long as you want. I've got a
meeting.
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Don't take too long. You know why?
Because these lips of mine are waiting
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you.
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I saw that girl looking at you.
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No, you wasn't. Yeah, man, I saw the
connection and everything.
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Mate, I don't know what you're talking
about. Maybe you should just forget
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Jessica. No.
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Why are you so interested in Jessica?
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Oh, bruv. It's a shame about your
turkey, innit? Oh, yeah. You mean pig's
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I'd better get a turkey.
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I hope he gets one in time.
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Hello,
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gentlemen. What are you doing here?
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Artie's asked me to look art on a calf,
so I'm doing that, innit?
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Okay.
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This place is getting weirder and
weirder, innit?
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Anyway, Kevin, did you send her the
text?
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Oh, yeah, man. She'll be here any
minute.
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Um, bro.
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I got your mistletoe.
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Okay. But I'm just going to keep it.
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Okay. I'm going to stick to the plan, be
true to myself, and hopefully she'll
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like it. Bro, you'll be fine.
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I've got your back.
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Thanks, bro.
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I know, man.
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Boom!
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Kevin,
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what was so urgent that I've got to come
down here on Christmas Eve?
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Or Jessica. Shh.
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I've got this.
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Jessica.
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I've got something really special for
you. It's, um... Here you are, mate.
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Kevin, you trigger.
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What, man? It's like you say.
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All fair, love and war.
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Dolce. Ding!
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Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
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Um, thank you, Kevin, but I can't accept
that.
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What do you mean?
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Yeah, you can.
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Look, it's got diamonds.
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I mean, at least it deserves a kiss.
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I'm not the kind of girl that can be
bought like that.
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Toby?
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Merry Christmas, guys.
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Jess. Wait, Jessica.
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Look,
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I've liked you since the first day of
school, and I've wanted to say this for
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ages. It's all here.
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Who, Jessica?
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I wanted to tell you this Christmas how
I think you are the most beautiful girl
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I have ever seen.
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And that you are truly beautiful.
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I couldn't buy you a gift because I'm
broke, but I promise that one day I will
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buy you the world.
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I think this is the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.
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Really?
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Anything for you, Jessica.
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Before you go.
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Nice try, Captain.
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Merry Christmas.
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What?
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Come on!
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I could use diamonds.
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Here, Mickey, those chicken eggs,
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I've got the perfect place where we can
knock them off.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, don't forget, put a 50
pound on a 450 in the red car. Fix it,
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fix it. I've got to go.
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What are you doing here?
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Artie? Put me in charge.
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I want a word with you. That turkey that
you sold me is a 419 turkey.
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But that turkey was bought, I've seen.
But I didn't see it. But you bought it.
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Do not realize the mess that you have
put me in. Here we go.
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I was meant to go to the warehouse to
get the reduced turkeys, but I was too
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late. All of them gone.
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So I came here to persuade Tony to give
me something.
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Anything. Oh, what am I going to do?
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Gladys is going to kill me.
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Why are you coming?
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Listen, my son.
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Fix it by name, fix it by nature. I'll
be able to fix it.
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But the last time you fixed it, I ended
up with a pig's head.
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One large turkey.
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But is it an actual turkey from Turkey?
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That's true, it's the real thing.
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Ah, well, that is amazing. Exactly what
I need.
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Hold up, my son.
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This is going to cost you.
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Cost me?
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Fix it? How can it cost me after that
yamma yamma pig head that you gave me?
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All right, by a fair point, you got me.
All right, my son.
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You don't have to wear a jacket, boy.
All right, what is that?
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Ah, Mr.
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Figthead.
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Just the man I wanted to see.
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Gregor! Do you have that turkey that I
ordered, sir? Hello, Bayo. How are you?
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Ooh, Bayo, I knew there was something I
had to tell you.
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I'm afraid to say this turkey belongs to
Greg.
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Belongs to Greg.
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What, you gave it to me?
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00:18:39,690 --> 00:18:43,310
Come on, bio, you've heard the man. I
claim it. I claim it. As they say in
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possession is nine -tenths of the law.
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Bio, that turkey is mine. I paid for it.
It belongs to me. So have I.
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Ah, but technically not, Martin.
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Give me the turkey. Hold up, will ya?
Give me, give me.
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It's going to be hot, isn't it? Give me.
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Yay! Oh, look at what you have done to
my turkey.
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Daddy, where are you?
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Dad?
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Oh, princess.
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Daddy,
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you almost killed me.
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Oh, and from the look of things, I
killed the tree.
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Anyway, where's your mother?
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She came back earlier.
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With the stuff from tomorrow.
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Did you get the turkey?
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Well, yes, I did.
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Somewhat. Be a good girl and fix the
tree.
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Finally, you're back.
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Yes, darling.
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Did you get the turkey? Yes, here it is.
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But there was a little altercation.
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Oh, I'm so excited.
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00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,540
Where is the rest of it?
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00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,920
That's what I was trying to explain.
334
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,400
Gladie, can we not just manage?
335
00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:15,219
Manage what?
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00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:18,280
Toby will eat all of this in one go.
Well, he's a very greedy boy.
337
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,200
How am I supposed to make a banquet with
one turkey leg?
338
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:26,240
Look, Gladie, do you know what I went
through for this leg? I was assaulted,
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00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:30,140
slapped, punched, karate, double kicked.
This map is ruined.
340
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,900
Yeah, Dad, ruined.
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00:20:34,860 --> 00:20:37,460
Look, can't we just be grateful for what
we have?
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I have a calamity for a husband. I'm not
grateful.
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And by the way, forget your Christmas
celebration.
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Gladio!
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Dad, you almost killed me and now you
killed Kretna.
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Princess! Princess!
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It's the man that killed Christmas.
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And my succulent Christmas turkey.
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How could you, Dad?
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How could you ruin my Christmas feast?
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I mean, Christmas is once a year. And
the Christmas feast is the best bit.
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I've been saving room for this for
months, Dad.
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00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:32,170
And now we're going to be having piggy
head sandwiches.
354
00:21:33,950 --> 00:21:35,950
Daddy, stop it. It's disgusting.
355
00:21:36,430 --> 00:21:38,830
Will you two just shut up?
356
00:21:41,740 --> 00:21:43,180
My sweet potato.
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00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:44,800
Ryan, leave me alone.
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00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,820
But like, what else could I have done?
359
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Merry Christmas, my family.
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00:21:51,420 --> 00:21:53,360
Why are you so happy?
361
00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:56,340
Shadi, are you the Christmas policeman
now?
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00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:58,520
Stop interrogating me.
363
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:04,080
Well, auntie, you'll be happy to know
there won't be a Christmas turkey this
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year. What?
365
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:07,100
Ah, no.
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00:22:07,820 --> 00:22:09,780
Look, and I invited a friend to dinner.
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00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,440
My husband got us one turkey leg.
368
00:22:15,260 --> 00:22:18,580
We're going to need the real Santa to
get a real turkey.
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00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:25,580
Well, maybe Sister Santa can help.
370
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,600
Yes, yes, yes.
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00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:31,880
Oh, my.
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Two fat turkeys. How many?
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My God, it's a Christmas miracle.
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us in a serious way.
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Please wonder super far.
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00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:47,650
How did you get two turkeys?
377
00:22:47,890 --> 00:22:53,350
Oh, well, I met an old lady, very
lonely, and she gave me the turkeys for
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00:22:54,910 --> 00:22:56,630
Why did she give you the turkeys?
379
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Well, to say thank you.
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00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:01,990
She gave me these turkeys that her son
used to give her for Christmas.
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So, I invited her for Christmas dinner.
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God is good.
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Thank you, Lord.
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You see?
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Christmas is back on track again for
this family.
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I told you it would be okay.
387
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,320
Not so fast, mister.
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00:23:18,660 --> 00:23:21,020
Not so fast. You think you can go scot
-free?
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Just bring,
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pay off. Look at this woman. How can you
charge family?
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What about all the unpaid rent that you
owe me?
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So now we are family?
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