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Dad. Brilliant news.
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Spit it out, son. I managed to make it
to the Crystal Palace football trials.
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All the big scouts are going to be there
from the premiership.
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But this is amazing.
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Amazing.
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My son, Toby Adebanjo, the footballer.
No, no, no.
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He dribbles one.
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He dribbles another.
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One -on -one with the keeper.
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In the top corner of the goal, Iboza.
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Adebanjo.
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Adebanjo.
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Is all this commotion?
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It's my boy, my son.
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You mean our son.
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Mom, I've been selected for the Crystal
Palace football trials. Ah, thank you,
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Lord. Ah, I'm so proud of you, son.
Something told me you get it. Are you
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Move over. We'll ruin it. Ronaldo.
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Toby Adebanjo is in town.
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Yeah! I declare prosperity at these
trials.
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Yeah! I'm going to show them my skills
this Sunday.
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Yeah!
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I don't think you understand.
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I've been selected from over 10 ,000
footballers. I have to go.
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Out of 10 ,000, he has to go.
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This is the London Family Prayer
Crusade, which this family needs to
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Mum, these are the big football trials.
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Yes, Gladys, the big football trial.
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Bayo, how can you say yes when we've
already agreed that this family needs
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prayer, this family needs blessing, this
family needs deliverance. This family
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needs money.
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see money.
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What about being a doctor or a lawyer?
Not this football.
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When 99 .9 % of the boys don't even make
it. But my boy will be that 0 .1%.
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Yeah! Imagine how much money I'll be
making when I become a footballer. Yeah!
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Yeah!
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The Alpha and the Omega will understand.
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Maybe even in the Bible it says that the
Lord says you must go to tribulations
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and triumph.
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Why is it the only time you know how to
quote scripture is when it comes to
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football?
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Toby, my dear, you just have to
reschedule. Eh?
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Reschedule what?
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There's no such thing as rescheduling.
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This kind of thing only happens once a
year.
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No, that's the end of it.
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Women.
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Dad, I can't miss these trials.
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No, son, you cannot miss those trials.
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Do you know how much footballers make?
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Minimum 100K per week.
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And those are the only ones sitting on
the bench.
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Really? They earn that much? And their
agent earns 10%. Agent? But I don't have
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an agent. You do now. Me.
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My son, I came to this country to make
my mark.
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You will now take over the battle.
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Don't worry, my son. I will talk to your
mother and you will be going to those
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trials on Sunday.
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Mark my words!
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Check me out!
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Yes!
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Blended!
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Fantastic!
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Now, all I need is tight leggings to
show my contour.
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to impress anybody.
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We're going there for revival.
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Oh, yes, ma 'am.
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Oh, I need revival in my love life.
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Mom, auntie, guess what?
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I don't tell you until you have trials.
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Trials? No.
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I've got a job.
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Wait,
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don't, wait, don't, wait, don't.
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Shanti!
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Now, welcome to the world of working.
So, yeah. you working?
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New look.
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New look? Wow!
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Wow! Yes!
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I can't wait to start looking new!
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Now, when does the staff discount kick
in?
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I need a new dress! Oh, look, someone
has to go to church in silence.
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Aunty, I don't think they have anything
in your style.
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They usually have things for 16 to 35
-year -olds. So what are you, nonsense
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you talking? You know I'm 35.
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Aunty, you've been 35 for the last 10
years.
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Talk in your lips.
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You, this young girl.
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You think you can outdo me? No way.
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So when do you start?
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This Sunday.
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Sunday? You told them you couldn't walk,
right?
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No, why would I do that?
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Because the whole family is going to
Wembley Arena.
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Oh, my God, are we going to go see Tiny
Temper?
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It's not about that jaga -jaga music. We
are going for the annual family
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convention.
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Why? Because this family needs
deliverance.
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Mum, this is work. I can't miss it.
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Besides, all I do with those crusade
thingies is play on my phone and fall
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asleep. My friend, it's not up for
discussion.
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You better call them and reschedule. You
are coming to this family convention.
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Mum, this is so not fair.
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Why do you always do this to me?
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All these girls talk nowadays, eh?
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Sade! Sade!
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Do I still get to touch this crown?
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My sweet potato, eh?
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Gladys, have I told you today how
beautiful you are looking?
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Like Naomi Campbell, eh?
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Reading the Bible.
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Such a virtuous wife.
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Such a god. Can I not compliment my
wife? When's the last time you
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me? Last week.
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Last month.
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Last year.
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You can't even remember.
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Well, this is a serious matter.
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You know, Toby, he's not that applied.
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He doesn't show much determination.
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But for this football thing, he has
shown so much commitment.
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And I think it is our duty as parents to
support him.
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So you want to support him.
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Don't you remember Antetola's son?
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That stupid boy, always wandering around
with his head in the clouds.
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Didn't he too want to kick ball around?
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Where is he now?
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All I see him doing is kicking his feet
to the job centre.
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My Toby will not be like him. No, no,
no, no, no. My son will be like Beckham.
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Even better than Beckham.
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Messy. He will be like Pele.
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The truth of the matter is this.
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You have a better chance of winning the
lottery than playing in the Premier
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League. But to be special.
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Bayo. Huh? If you're going to be a
responsible father, why don't you push
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into his studies and not push him into
playing football?
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What type of example are you leading for
him?
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So the answer is... No.
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everyone trying to get out of Sunday?
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I don't know. They haven't got any
commitments at all.
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Well, as for me, nothing is going to
separate me from serving the Lord this
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Sunday.
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Hello?
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Tony?
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Oh, hello.
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You want to speak to Auntie Funke?
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Okay, hold on.
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I'm just going to get it for you.
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Hello? Tony.
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Emergency?
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What favor?
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You want me to work on Sunday?
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No way.
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Look, I'm going to a special church
service.
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Yes, at Webley Arena.
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Yes.
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I'm sorry, I can't.
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I can't.
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You say what?
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Triple! Antifunke!
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No, wait, no, no. I'm sorry, I can't.
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Toby, you've got your kit, yeah? Yeah,
of course, bruv. Got your trainers?
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Yeah, of course, bruv. Got your new
business cards for your new agent?
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Yeah, of course, bruv. Huh?
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Agent? Yeah, man!
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I'm your new agent now, so I've got to
look after you, innit? Kevin, he only
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one agent here.
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That's me.
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Okay, but please, make sure you look
after me when you get to the top, yeah?
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Yeah, of course, man.
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Bros for life. Bros for life, man. Bros
for life.
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No.
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Dad, did you mention to speak to Mum?
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Not quite, son, not quite. But I'm still
working on her.
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Dad, why don't you tell her we're going?
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Yeah, Bayo.
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Kevin, who's Bayo? Am I your mate? I
mean, Uncle Bayo.
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Aren't you the man of this house,
though? Doesn't she have to listen to
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say? You, this small boy, you don't know
anything.
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You think it's easy to control women in
London?
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In this country, women are not just
growing wings. They are now aeroplane.
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What do you mean?
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They have rights.
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Ah, they can divorce you anyhow.
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They will make you leave the house you
are paying for. They will even make you
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sleep on the floor in your own parlor.
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That's good for your back, though. Tell
me, shut up when I'm talking.
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These things will never ever happen back
in Nigeria.
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So then, what are we going to do, Dad?
You have to use finesse. And I'm still
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fine tuning my strategy.
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This is a job for a man with exceptional
IQ and intelligence to make a plan.
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Like you.
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Like me? No, like me.
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Yes, I've got a plan that just might
work.
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Oh my gosh, Monica, new look.
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I can't believe it.
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But mum wants me to go to this church
service.
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I'm gonna go.
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I'm just gonna sneak out 10 minutes into
the service.
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Yeah.
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I mean, I have to go to work, right?
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I have to make the money.
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Hi, Mum.
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How much of that did you hear?
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Not much.
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Just the part where you said you were
going to sneak out from the church
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service.
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Mum, I don't want to go to the service.
I want to go to work.
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Shadi, you will be at the service.
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All of the service. Even if I have to
chain you to my seats myself.
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Please hurry up. I don't want us to be
late.
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Yes, old gladi.
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We need to get to the front so that I
can count out those fresh bubbles.
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Wait, Toby.
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Toby!
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Shadi, can you please go and fetch your
brother? I hope he hasn't over -slept. I
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don't want us to be late.
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Not in his room and his football kit's
gone too.
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What? You mean that boy had the
effrontery to deceive us when I told him
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can't go to the football?
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Gladdy, you see, this is the problem
with Kim these days.
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That's not true. I couldn't go to my job
today because of this annoying service.
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Buddy, can you just watch your mouth?
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I cannot believe this boy.
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Bayo, this is all your fault.
Encouraging him to go and play ball
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showing him the importance of church.
Gladdy, you are right. It's my fault. I
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accept responsibility.
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Don't worry, Gladdy. I will go and find
him from that football, bring him back
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to the service so we can all receive our
blessings.
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Now, kickoff should be 1 .30.
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What was that? Oh, no, I said praise be
to God Almighty.
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So what do we do now?
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Don't worry.
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Let me go and find him and bring him
back in time. That silly boy.
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This is terrible. You need to be at this
service. I know. I'm so frustrated that
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he's making me miss out on the Lord's
blessing.
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You know what, Gaddy?
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It's a family event.
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Let me go and look for the boy, and you
and Bayo can stay together.
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No need to be so helpful. I have this
under control.
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I see.
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Please, just this.
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Stay and let me go.
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It is no trouble.
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This is family, and you are family, and
we all need prayer, so please just mind
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your business and stay.
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Why are you acting rather strange?
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No, darling, I'm just concerned about
Toby. Let me go and find him.
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What a wonderful feather.
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The pastor was on fire. I felt it in my
bones.
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Well, my back is still stiff from all
the jumping and shouting hallelujah.
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But I guess the service is kind of all
right.
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Shadi, were you paying attention?
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Of course I was. To all those guys.
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Did you see the lead choir boy?
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Don't you ever let me hear you say that
word.
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Until after you finish your master's
degree.
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Actually, after your second master's
degree.
259
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And did you pray for our blessings?
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Of course, Mum. I pray for a new job.
261
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Let's hope God delivers a better one
than before.
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Welcome to Aunty Funke.
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She left midway during the service.
264
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Something about helping Dad find Toby?
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Hello?
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This is C.
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Oh my gosh, that would be amazing.
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Yes, I'll be there tomorrow.
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Thank you so much.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Thanks.
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Thanks.
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Mum, that was Zara.
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They called me to come for an interview
tomorrow.
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Oh my god, this is so amazing.
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This is much more me.
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You know, sophisticated.
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He can always deliver.
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What happened to the... Everyone else?
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Oh.
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You alright, Auntie?
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Yo, my beautiful Nubian princess. Shut
up, Kevin.
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We already think you're an idiot.
284
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You don't have to continue talking to
prove it.
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Is Toby and Mr. Eddie Banjo back from
football yet?
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Football?
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Did I say football?
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Fuck's sake.
289
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:18,260
Yeah, I... I am in retard mode. I meant
to say... Church.
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What do you know?
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Nothing.
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Mum, he knows something.
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Start talking.
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I'm not a snitch.
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There's no way you two are going to get
me talking and grasping him up.
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You're not a snitch, eh?
297
00:17:37,700 --> 00:17:38,700
Where's she gone?
298
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Where are they? Where did they go?
299
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Kevin?
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Auntie?
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Kevin, if you ever want to eat in this
house again, start talking.
302
00:17:56,390 --> 00:17:58,610
Okay. Okay, I'll talk. I'll talk.
303
00:18:00,850 --> 00:18:02,790
Things I'd do for Jell -O rice, man.
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I'm going to leave, Dad and Toby, after
everything I've given up for this.
305
00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,830
Naya, where have you been?
306
00:18:18,130 --> 00:18:24,450
Gladie, I have been walking all over
London for six hours looking for this
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disobedient boy. You don't know how
annoyed I am that he made me miss the
308
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service.
309
00:18:30,190 --> 00:18:34,510
And after all of that, he didn't even
pass the first round.
310
00:18:34,890 --> 00:18:38,050
Dad, that wasn't even my fault. You saw
what happened.
311
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It was just a bad day. Eh, bad day?
Look, he was so rubbish, they had to
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him a kit assistant cleaner role.
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Glorified laundry man.
314
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:51,150
Look, I didn't say what the trial was
specifically for.
315
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I was going to work my way up. To what?
316
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Head boy cleaner?
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Bloody,
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you were right.
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Focus on your studies.
320
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No mouth would bow from you. What?
321
00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:06,110
That wasn't part of the plan. Shut up
talking about the plan.
322
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:09,460
So, Toby, you decided to defy me and go
to this trial.
323
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,620
Yes, you defied us, your parents.
324
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This kind of action deserves discipline.
325
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Bloody serious discipline.
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Shut up.
327
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But before you discipline him, can I
have some of my jollof rice?
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If it's jollof rice you want, jollof
rice you will get. Oh, baby.
329
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Kevin!
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Kevin.
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00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:35,520
Kevin, what did you tell me about Bayo's
plan to go to the trials with Toby?
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Can't win?
333
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:40,150
What? They pried me with food.
334
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,890
And it tastes good.
335
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:58,990
Bayo, I can't believe, after all we
discussed, you decided to conspire
336
00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:02,170
me with the boys. Bloody, I don't know
what came over me.
337
00:20:02,450 --> 00:20:04,690
I should have listened to you.
338
00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:06,610
Hey, Bayo.
339
00:20:06,870 --> 00:20:08,330
Definitely not man of the house, man.
340
00:20:08,550 --> 00:20:09,910
More like mouse of the house.
341
00:20:10,430 --> 00:20:11,349
Yeah, mom.
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00:20:11,350 --> 00:20:15,510
Dad was the one that convinced me to go
into the trials. Toby, shut up your
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mouth before I shut it for you
permanently.
344
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,450
Gladdy, look.
345
00:20:19,530 --> 00:20:21,130
Bayo, don't even try it.
346
00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:24,730
I can't believe you conspired against
me.
347
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:28,510
And what about poor Antifunke walking
the streets of London looking for Toby?
348
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,520
I've been searching all over.
349
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,640
Oh, Toby, there you are.
350
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I'm so glad.
351
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I've been walking from zone one to six,
looking for you, man.
352
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Walking from zone one to six, looking
for Toby indeed, with your cafe
353
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uniform.
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00:21:04,910 --> 00:21:05,910
disappointed me.
355
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Can I believe anything you say
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