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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:18,580 --> 00:00:24,300 It makes a lot of sense. 2 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:33,420 It's for the troop. 3 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:52,280 There are 4 00:00:52,280 --> 00:00:59,280 22 million veterans living in 5 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:03,660 America. And right now, a lot of them are struggling. They're battling post 6 00:01:03,660 --> 00:01:05,180 -traumatic stress, or PTSD. 7 00:01:05,620 --> 00:01:10,420 And sadly, almost 20 vets are taking their lives every day because of it. 20. 8 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:14,000 Clearly, we aren't serving our vets as well as they serve us. 9 00:01:14,800 --> 00:01:19,080 So I'm heading down to Killeen, Texas, right outside of Fort Hood, to meet a 10 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,080 group of Iraq vets who suffer from PTSD. 11 00:01:21,580 --> 00:01:25,420 They've found relief from their trauma through a unique form of therapy. 12 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:27,560 Professional wrestling. 13 00:01:27,770 --> 00:01:31,570 So Jan has told me to meet him at the gym, gym ready. Apparently that means I 14 00:01:31,570 --> 00:01:33,950 need gym clothes, so easy peasy. I'm an adult. 15 00:01:34,170 --> 00:01:36,250 I called my costume designer and she got me some. 16 00:01:39,570 --> 00:01:42,370 I gotta say, I have no idea what to expect. 17 00:01:42,730 --> 00:01:47,010 I don't know anything about pro wrestling, except it's definitely fake. 18 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:55,550 Less fake than I thought it'd be. 19 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,700 Eddie, good to meet you. Sir, how much of these are moves that you guys 20 00:01:58,700 --> 00:01:59,700 choreographed beforehand? 21 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:02,360 I mean, people say it's fake. Well, you can't fake. 22 00:02:03,050 --> 00:02:06,490 falling off that onto the floor. You can't fake getting put onto thumbtacks. 23 00:02:06,490 --> 00:02:07,730 can't fake getting your head busted open. 24 00:02:08,070 --> 00:02:09,389 We're multidiscipline athletes. 25 00:02:09,590 --> 00:02:12,750 We're doing this in a way where we tell a story where we're getting the good 26 00:02:12,750 --> 00:02:15,430 versus evil thing across where people understand it. I love that. 27 00:02:15,950 --> 00:02:17,610 I'm a storyteller. I do TV stuff. 28 00:02:17,830 --> 00:02:19,870 Side question, how do you get arms like that? 29 00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:23,270 Push -ups. I do all the push -ups. How many? We're talking 10 or 20? 30 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:24,890 I start counting when it starts to burn. 31 00:02:25,290 --> 00:02:26,290 So 10? 32 00:02:30,270 --> 00:02:31,270 Squat, come back up. 33 00:02:31,710 --> 00:02:32,750 Squat, come back up. 34 00:02:32,990 --> 00:02:33,990 There you go. 35 00:02:34,490 --> 00:02:37,310 This is the stretching portion, but I'm already sweating. 36 00:02:37,630 --> 00:02:40,510 I feel like I should come clean about some injuries I've had. 37 00:02:40,810 --> 00:02:43,690 Okay. I broke my foot doing CrossFit. 38 00:02:43,910 --> 00:02:46,950 Three months later, I was standing in a bar because I couldn't get a seat, and I 39 00:02:46,950 --> 00:02:49,610 stood too long on my foot, and it cracked again. Oh, that's no foot 40 00:02:49,930 --> 00:02:53,970 Just standing. I don't want you to treat me like a little baby, but I did break 41 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:57,070 my foot standing for two weeks. We're all equals. Fair enough. We're all 42 00:02:57,110 --> 00:02:58,110 Thank you. 43 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,200 Jan, Eddie, and Bryson served a combined 15 years in Iraq. 44 00:03:01,540 --> 00:03:05,500 Their crew goes by the name the Valhalla Club, and Jan founded it after meeting 45 00:03:05,500 --> 00:03:07,540 Eddie and Bryson at a local wrestling match. 46 00:03:07,840 --> 00:03:11,240 They talked about their years in the Army, their struggles with readjustment 47 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,500 PTSD, and how much wrestling had helped. 48 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:16,900 This is like second home to me. What is it about this? 49 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,720 I just escape reality. 50 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:24,480 I'm a little guy, but when I'm in here, I feel like I'm six foot, seven foot 51 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,480 tall. 52 00:03:26,730 --> 00:03:30,770 Part of their therapy is escaping into the characters they play. So once we're 53 00:03:30,770 --> 00:03:34,270 warmed up and I'd taken them through a little improv comedy exercise... Zip. 54 00:03:36,110 --> 00:03:37,110 Zip. 55 00:03:38,030 --> 00:03:39,030 Hmm? 56 00:03:39,850 --> 00:03:42,030 It was time for them to get into character. 57 00:03:42,550 --> 00:03:43,550 Literally. 58 00:03:43,990 --> 00:03:48,370 Jan is the everyman, like a coal miner, a mechanic, or a voucher at a Berlin sex 59 00:03:48,370 --> 00:03:49,370 club. 60 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:53,070 Eddie channels a juggalo with a Sephora rewards car. 61 00:03:54,510 --> 00:03:59,430 And Bryson, 10 pounds of sexy in a 5 -pound bag, goes by the name Mr. 62 00:03:59,690 --> 00:04:00,690 Studtacular. 63 00:04:02,490 --> 00:04:05,790 For everything having to be bigger in Texas, you guys definitely picked the 64 00:04:05,790 --> 00:04:08,090 smallest outfits I think I've ever seen. 65 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:10,250 You're welcome. 66 00:04:10,310 --> 00:04:11,830 Mr. Studtacular. 67 00:04:12,170 --> 00:04:13,590 Is that a family name? 68 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:18,310 No, that's just... It's all character. That's all gimmick. I wanted to be 69 00:04:18,310 --> 00:04:22,350 something I know I'm not, instead of just the soldier that I was, diving from 70 00:04:22,350 --> 00:04:23,690 rockets, crap like that. 71 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:28,210 You've almost had to rewrite your story, and in that, that becomes therapeutic. 72 00:04:28,570 --> 00:04:32,030 Definitely. Yeah. We all have things that trigger us and stuff like that, but 73 00:04:32,030 --> 00:04:33,030 still go out there and we try. 74 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:37,090 I don't have time to deal with all of the stuff that bothers me on a day -to 75 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:41,770 -day basis, the survivor's guilt, the anniversaries of my friends dying. The 76 00:04:41,770 --> 00:04:44,210 whole transformation of the character is getting away from those demons. 77 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:46,030 The only other demon you have is yourself. 78 00:04:46,470 --> 00:04:48,290 You're wrestling yourself up there. Yeah. 79 00:04:48,510 --> 00:04:51,010 Happened to me once. My mom walked in on me in the bathroom when I was wrestling 80 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:52,010 myself. 81 00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:55,450 Rule number one of wrestling yourself, lock the bathroom door. 82 00:04:56,150 --> 00:04:57,490 We're going to start with break balls, okay? 83 00:04:57,710 --> 00:05:00,830 Okay. Everything in pro wrestling is about how to fall. Most important thing 84 00:05:00,830 --> 00:05:01,970 before any of this, though. 85 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:04,890 Exhale as you're falling. Yeah. Hit, otherwise you'll knock the wind out of 86 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:05,890 yourself. Okay. 87 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:10,590 It's so fast. I don't want to do it that fast. Is there a slow version? You can 88 00:05:10,590 --> 00:05:11,489 take your time. 89 00:05:11,490 --> 00:05:12,490 Control your body. 90 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:17,340 That was close. 91 00:05:17,420 --> 00:05:18,420 That was close. You didn't exhale. 92 00:05:18,780 --> 00:05:21,200 I'm not exhaling. That does not feel good. 93 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:23,560 One of the things with pro wrestlers is chops. 94 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:28,760 It's just open hand slap. It depends if you want to do, you know, backhand up or 95 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,060 forehand down. You just right down the opponent's chest. 96 00:05:32,460 --> 00:05:33,460 Show them. 97 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:36,640 That does fucking hurt. 98 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:38,340 It does. 99 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:42,020 It's just a chop. I don't care what you call it. It hurt. 100 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,160 It's the thing where I call the police. 101 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,720 It's an assault. 102 00:05:46,640 --> 00:05:48,380 Yeah, I thought this was all supposed to be fake. 103 00:05:48,620 --> 00:05:50,180 So now we're going to a little something different. 104 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:54,820 You took a chop. So we'll let you hit Eddie with the kick. Yeah. You want me 105 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:55,739 do this? Yeah. 106 00:05:55,740 --> 00:05:58,760 This is therapy for you. This is better than if the VA were to give you pills. 107 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:00,180 Yeah. That didn't kill my liver. 108 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:03,240 This is for the vets. Yeah. Even though I'm literally attacking a vet. 109 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:06,860 OK. 110 00:06:07,239 --> 00:06:09,260 Who doesn't like to hurt people with sticks? 111 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,100 Me, specifically. 112 00:06:11,460 --> 00:06:13,260 This is too dangerous, you guys. 113 00:06:13,480 --> 00:06:14,500 How about a book club? 114 00:06:14,740 --> 00:06:15,760 This is safer than war. 115 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,220 That is fair. I will give you that. 116 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,860 We're talking about PTSD and dealing with that with Valhalla Club. 117 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:24,020 Places like the VA, are they taking care of you guys? 118 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:27,100 They're so quick to put pills down your throat. 119 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,640 Medicine does work for some people. Some people, yeah. 120 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:32,780 There's some people that take medicine and they sit in their house and watch TV 121 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:33,679 all day. 122 00:06:33,680 --> 00:06:34,599 Everybody's different. 123 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:36,360 This wouldn't work for a lot of people I know. 124 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:41,400 The biggest epidemic I've seen is it's taken way too long to get people in an 125 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:45,060 appointment. If it's a mental health thing, they need to be seen right away. 126 00:06:45,660 --> 00:06:48,040 Medically speaking, there is no cure for PTSD. 127 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,140 And even though wrestling works for these vets, it isn't a recommended 128 00:06:52,140 --> 00:06:53,140 for all vets. 129 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,640 But you can manage post -traumatic stress. 130 00:06:56,180 --> 00:07:00,400 The VA provides vets with standard talk therapy and prescribes antidepressants 131 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,720 like Zoloft and Prozac. 132 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:05,860 And while those treatments do help some vets, the VA is still a government 133 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:10,340 agency. meaning red tape and D .C. infighting had left them understaffed 134 00:07:10,340 --> 00:07:14,080 underfunded. A lot of vets end up waiting months to get an appointment, 135 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,680 be bogged down with bureaucratic paperwork once they're seen. 136 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:20,440 And vets won't hesitate to tell you how they feel about it. They tend to think 137 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,440 it's bullshit. 138 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:27,480 The remedies the V .A. offered and the process to get them just didn't work for 139 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:28,500 Jan, Eddie, or Bryson. 140 00:07:29,180 --> 00:07:32,600 What about other veterans who come to watch your show? 141 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:36,180 What do they get out of watching your show? You get away from their lives and 142 00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,940 their own struggles that they're tackling. 143 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:41,080 Isn't that what art is in its highest forms, an escape from reality? 144 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:43,860 Whether you're looking at a painting, whether you're watching a movie, whether 145 00:07:43,860 --> 00:07:47,920 you're watching somebody perform, that's what it's about is that escape, isn't 146 00:07:47,920 --> 00:07:54,320 it? I can't believe you said all that beautiful stuff with such stupid face 147 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:55,320 paint. 148 00:07:55,420 --> 00:08:00,900 It's such a beautiful sentiment said with such a stupid face paint face. 149 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:02,440 I say that with love. 150 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:08,820 Practice is over. Now it's time to see the Valhalla Club in action. 151 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,360 And time for me to ice my foot. 152 00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:13,060 Too much standing. 153 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:17,160 We're here in San Antonio. 154 00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:21,300 I'm about to check out my first Valhalla wrestling match. 155 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,520 They're expecting about 100, 150 people. 156 00:08:24,740 --> 00:08:26,300 They say many of which could be vets. 157 00:08:26,650 --> 00:08:29,790 I'm excited to see the show. It makes me think back to some of the improv shows 158 00:08:29,790 --> 00:08:33,909 I did to begin with. You do it because you want the stage time. 159 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:36,230 They do it because they're getting over PTSD. 160 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:39,010 Equally valid. 161 00:08:39,990 --> 00:08:41,929 Gentlemen, what am I expecting tonight? 162 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:44,930 So tonight I'll be in a hill, see how many people I can offend, and see if I 163 00:08:44,930 --> 00:08:46,010 get people to throw stuff at me. 164 00:08:50,190 --> 00:08:53,990 The show is physically impressive, and at times it deals with serious subject 165 00:08:53,990 --> 00:08:57,690 matter. Like when a character named Pizza Man throws pizza dough into his 166 00:08:57,690 --> 00:09:00,210 opponent's face, which we all know really hurts. 167 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:03,610 Because pro wrestling is all about basic storytelling. 168 00:09:03,830 --> 00:09:08,690 A good guy or the face versus a bad guy, a .k .a. the heel. Today, Eddie is 169 00:09:08,690 --> 00:09:12,430 playing the heel. He gets the job done by humiliating veterans in front of the 170 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:16,550 crowd. And everyone boos. Where are all the veterans at? Air Force, sit down. We 171 00:09:16,550 --> 00:09:17,550 don't count. 172 00:09:17,930 --> 00:09:21,810 Now it's the good guy's turn to work the crowd. He does things like chant USA 173 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:23,050 and everyone cheers. 174 00:09:25,830 --> 00:09:30,590 You're going to be surprised. The winner was the good guy chanting USA who's 175 00:09:30,590 --> 00:09:31,590 going down on a veteran. 176 00:09:33,090 --> 00:09:34,270 Welcome home, boys. 177 00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:38,910 I've talked to veterans that come to the shows. They're like, man, I get 178 00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:42,790 aggression by yelling at y 'all, by screaming at y 'all. I just get it out. 179 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:44,650 Wrestling's like a comfort zone. 180 00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:45,870 Is wrestling your pill? 181 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:49,430 Oh, yeah. Wrestling, that's my medicine right there. The PTSD will go away as 182 00:09:49,430 --> 00:09:52,630 long as I'm watching wrestling. Maybe one day I can get in there. Yeah. What 183 00:09:52,630 --> 00:09:54,170 would be your character name? I don't know. 184 00:09:55,210 --> 00:09:57,810 Handsome stranger or something like that. Handsome stranger. 185 00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:00,190 Oh, there's a little bit of mystery there. 186 00:10:00,590 --> 00:10:03,230 It's sexy, but there's a little bit of danger. 187 00:10:06,230 --> 00:10:10,470 The desire for community also stems from Vets feeling isolated at home. 188 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:14,330 Jan experienced that firsthand when he came back from Iraq in 2006. 189 00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:17,710 It took him several years to reconnect with his daughter, Aislinn. 190 00:10:18,070 --> 00:10:20,470 Tragically, the same can't be said about his cooking skills. 191 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,840 Is this how you cook bacon in Texas? You kill it twice? 192 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:26,200 Who was on bacon duty? 193 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,560 She was. 194 00:10:27,640 --> 00:10:30,240 What was it like coming home? 195 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:37,400 It was very difficult, and I was very standoffish and had anger issues 196 00:10:37,400 --> 00:10:41,660 and stuff like that, and I was just overwhelmed, and I wasn't processing 197 00:10:41,660 --> 00:10:42,539 as I should. 198 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:46,740 My dad, he just looked really out of it, and he seemed like, he just seemed kind 199 00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:49,160 of spaced and everything, and he looked, like, devastated. 200 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,720 What don't civilians get about it? 201 00:10:51,950 --> 00:10:55,650 the transition that vets have coming from overseas, coming back home. 202 00:10:55,850 --> 00:10:57,530 There isn't, like, a single right answer. 203 00:10:57,750 --> 00:11:01,670 I can try to tell somebody what it was like to have a car bomb go off not too 204 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:05,070 far from you. If you haven't been through a similar thing, it's really 205 00:11:05,070 --> 00:11:08,190 fully grasp, like, why that changes somebody on a permanent level. 206 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:13,030 I have a few photographs. It took a lot when I was out there just because I 207 00:11:13,030 --> 00:11:14,030 never wanted to forget. 208 00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:15,530 This is, like, one of Saddam's palaces. 209 00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:19,730 Wow. And that was kind of a surreal experience. And then this one, this is a 210 00:11:19,730 --> 00:11:22,580 bomb. Some days you sit there and you're like, how am I still alive? 211 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:26,860 So I look at this often to look at myself and be like, okay, now I've got 212 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,340 take this Valhalla Clips to the next level. I've got to try to help somebody 213 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,340 else. 214 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:35,240 Wrestling is just one form of alternative therapy these guys are using 215 00:11:35,800 --> 00:11:39,840 Eddie craves adrenaline. He's a seven -time jiu -jitsu world champ and 216 00:11:39,840 --> 00:11:43,760 started doing stand -up because there's nothing like telling grisly war stories 217 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:45,520 to drunk tourists looking at their phones. 218 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,880 I'm a little bit nervous, but nervous and excited. 219 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,540 I'm used to getting up there in my underwears and beating the shit out of 220 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:53,540 somebody. It's a lot different than going up there and saying, hey, guys, 221 00:11:53,540 --> 00:11:57,240 at me, I'm funny. The funny thing with stand -up is it's based on expectations 222 00:11:57,240 --> 00:11:58,860 and converting those expectations. 223 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:03,020 He's a meathead who went off to war, right? Right. But I got to spend a 224 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:05,780 bit of time with you. You are a remarkably likable guy. 225 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,600 Like, the ability to see who you are and project that in a way that they can 226 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:12,880 digest, like, that's an exciting thing. I try to joke with them about me. Yeah. 227 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:16,140 Because I feel like if I can be self -deprecating, kidding that can get the 228 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:19,740 point across that i'm okay we got it we got it okay we're gonna wrap the thing 229 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:24,100 up all right eddie break a leg man thank you okay i know like right off the bat 230 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:27,380 half you're wondering like oh man we're gonna hear some second stupid army joke 231 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,480 when i tell an army joke it's usually about how i got blown up and shit myself 232 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:35,080 so that deployment was not as much fun for me as it was for some of the other 233 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:39,100 people so i appreciate it thank you guys very much for hearing me fail have a 234 00:12:39,100 --> 00:12:42,220 good night eddie winner and everybody 235 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:48,920 So I'm coming down here to do a piece with you guys. Right. And we're a show. 236 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:52,420 We're on Comedy Central. Right. We have to find some humor in this. It is hard 237 00:12:52,420 --> 00:12:55,180 trying to find humor in stories about PTSD. 238 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:56,860 How do you deal with something like that? 239 00:12:57,220 --> 00:13:00,240 You put it in the fuck it box and you deal with it when you can. 240 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,420 That's it. For me, my PTSD came mostly from Survivor Guild. 241 00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,700 All my friends died where I couldn't save them. 242 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:10,150 I was a combat medic, and my job was to save people and make sure that my 243 00:13:10,150 --> 00:13:11,270 friends came home in one piece. 244 00:13:11,510 --> 00:13:13,110 Your job isn't to save everybody. 245 00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:16,310 Your job is to save the people you care about, right? Your job is to save the 246 00:13:16,310 --> 00:13:17,310 people you can save. 247 00:13:17,810 --> 00:13:18,810 Rationally, that makes sense. 248 00:13:18,970 --> 00:13:22,910 However, PTSD is no respecter of rationality or whatever. 249 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:26,370 Think about all the bad shit that happened to you in your life as jumping 250 00:13:26,370 --> 00:13:30,050 20 -foot pool when you can't swim, sinking all the way to the bottom and 251 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:34,150 standing there, counting to 25 and swimming back to the top. 252 00:13:34,850 --> 00:13:35,850 Because why? 253 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:40,500 If you calm down and you relax, you will get back to the top and you will 254 00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,780 continue on what you have to do. 255 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,300 Where are you in that pool? 256 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:45,380 Are you swimming up? I'm trying. 257 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:47,720 I'm trying. 258 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:49,039 Right now? 259 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:51,080 I'm wondering where the fucking other Jack and Coke is at. 260 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,720 Well, that's something we can pick. 261 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,320 Here's to brothers you and me. 262 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,000 Here's to brothers we'll never see. 263 00:13:58,340 --> 00:14:00,460 Here's to brothers they'll never be. Here's to brothers. 264 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,290 Oh, this just gives you the warm fuzzies all the way down, doesn't it? 265 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,810 I like the Valhalla guys. 266 00:14:11,090 --> 00:14:13,270 They aren't afraid to wear their emotions on their sleeves. 267 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:16,030 They're remarkably open about their everyday struggles. 268 00:14:16,350 --> 00:14:18,670 Also, their anecdote game is strong. 269 00:14:19,090 --> 00:14:21,210 Sniper tried to take your dick off. Yeah, kind of, yeah. 270 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:27,390 Yikes. In the ring, they fight each other. But in the battle against PTSD, 271 00:14:27,390 --> 00:14:31,390 need to body slam the impediments that get in the way of them coping day to 272 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:33,230 They need the ultimate bad guy. 273 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,080 And I knew just where to find him. 274 00:14:37,880 --> 00:14:43,680 Being in Texas for a few days has allowed me to pick up the subtleties of 275 00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,680 professional wrestling. 276 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:47,040 They have beaten the shit out of him, and out of nowhere, he's up and over 277 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:48,040 behind me. Boom. 278 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:50,660 And this is therapy. 279 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,360 I decided to throw on my producer's hat and head to Marlin, Texas, to promote 280 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:56,360 Valhalla's show. 281 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,020 I knew in order to get butts in seats, we'd need a multi -platform synergistic 282 00:15:01,020 --> 00:15:02,019 marketing scheme. 283 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,020 Free wrestling shows! 284 00:15:03,980 --> 00:15:05,000 wrestling show tonight. 285 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,700 You'll love it. You'll love it. You'll love it. You'll love it. 286 00:15:08,300 --> 00:15:12,440 Fine. Maybe some people aren't ready to hear it, but America needed to know 287 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:13,620 Valhalla Club's story. 288 00:15:14,240 --> 00:15:17,560 Enter CBS News of Central Texas. 289 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:21,960 Joining us in the studio, Jordan Klepper. He's actually filming in 290 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:25,480 this weekend. You see a lot of people coming back from wars, and it feels like 291 00:15:25,480 --> 00:15:28,080 their mental health issues aren't being taken care of. These guys were really 292 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,980 inspiring because they took it on to themselves to find a creative outlet. 293 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,800 So we're throwing a big, big old show. 294 00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,540 Final question, are you ready to rumble? I'm ready to rumble. I'm pretty close 295 00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:38,800 to being ready to rumble, yeah. 296 00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:43,780 With the show only a few hours away, Bryson and I headed to the parking lot 297 00:15:43,780 --> 00:15:45,800 a classic pre -wrestling show ritual. 298 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:47,640 What are we doing here? 299 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,160 We're going to build a table. Take the frame off this one, put this frame on 300 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:53,220 wood, and tonight someone's going to go through it. 301 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,340 What is it with you wrestlers and furniture? 302 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,240 Does Shay's Lounge take your girlfriend? 303 00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,980 No, no, like I said, I'm married. 304 00:16:00,980 --> 00:16:01,980 You suffered an injury. 305 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,800 Overseas, did you not? Almost. 306 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:06,320 We were doing missions in the city. 307 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,040 Somebody took a shot at us, aiming for, like, my femoral artery. So it's pretty 308 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:13,260 close to, you know, the spectacular family jewels. 309 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,960 Sniper tried to take your dick off. Yeah, kind of, yeah. Now I have two 310 00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:20,060 Wait, I think you've connected two things that seem unrelated. 311 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:25,340 Where do you see yourself five years from now? 312 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:31,310 I am looking to make it to the top of the wrestling scene. That's my main 313 00:16:31,530 --> 00:16:34,650 But you don't want to be in a parking lot putting together a fake table five 314 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:38,170 years from now. Oh, no. Not even two weeks from now. I want to be at the next 315 00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,170 level. 316 00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:41,230 What about those vets out there? 317 00:16:41,730 --> 00:16:43,490 You handle it. 318 00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:46,530 Mic check. One, two. 319 00:16:46,830 --> 00:16:49,190 Testing. One, two, three, four. 320 00:16:50,530 --> 00:16:52,230 The energy here is a blast. 321 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,220 If you look over there, Eddie's trying to get the lighting just right. 322 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:03,020 Feels like a roided -up pageant, but I think the village to put on a roided -up 323 00:17:03,020 --> 00:17:04,020 pageant. 324 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:09,579 You just get a sense that it's a call for community. 325 00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:14,040 No matter who you are, community is important. 326 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,240 Welcome! Welcome! 327 00:17:21,609 --> 00:17:26,950 Tonight, we make history together in Moreland, Texas! 328 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:35,950 Ladies and gentlemen, the Valhalla Club! 329 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:42,930 This clearly was the Valhalla Club's night. 330 00:17:43,590 --> 00:17:47,830 They flew off the ropes and into the hearts of the crowd, lifting up the 331 00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:50,770 of children and veterans alike. It was... 332 00:17:50,990 --> 00:17:51,990 Part one. 333 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:57,190 But then, crisis struck. 334 00:17:57,550 --> 00:17:58,550 Hold on a second! 335 00:17:59,450 --> 00:18:03,490 Ladies and gentlemen, we're supposed to be receiving a gentleman from 336 00:18:03,490 --> 00:18:04,590 Washington, D .C. 337 00:18:05,190 --> 00:18:08,310 Yeah, Washington, D .C. 338 00:18:10,510 --> 00:18:16,530 Meet Valhalla Club's arch nemesis. You love me. You love me. 339 00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:22,070 The man who loves long wait lines, bad doctors, and not helping vet. 340 00:18:22,930 --> 00:18:24,110 It's Mr. 341 00:18:24,410 --> 00:18:25,510 Red Tape. 342 00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,710 That's right. That's Mr. 343 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:31,070 Red Tape. 344 00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:37,890 You vets. You have paperwork to do. 345 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:41,050 I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to take this paperwork and shove 346 00:18:41,050 --> 00:18:44,050 down your throat. Okay, no, you're not going to do that. No, no. You know what? 347 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,230 I think you need a seat. 348 00:18:48,590 --> 00:18:51,590 We'll get back to you in six to eight months. Am I right? 349 00:18:52,650 --> 00:18:54,150 But I know what you really want. 350 00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,430 He needs pills. 351 00:18:55,590 --> 00:18:56,590 Take some pills. 352 00:18:57,610 --> 00:19:04,390 If you don't like this... You can quit. I served six 353 00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:09,470 years and did ten months in Iraq. I don't quit. Oh, you know what? Thank you 354 00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:10,470 your service. 355 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:14,990 Thank you. 356 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:40,260 The bad guy has been vanquished. 357 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,340 Side note, I'm almost positive I'm dead. 358 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:53,220 In Norse mythology, the road to Valhalla goes through a plywood table, 359 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,760 a route I'm now intimately familiar with. 360 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:04,940 I thought for a minute I was going to have to fade you. Did you really? I 361 00:20:04,940 --> 00:20:05,879 have done this. 362 00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:07,400 And what if, like, four of them came in? 363 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,499 I would have been in. 364 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,060 All right, so that's the number. All right. 365 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:15,400 As I watch the Valhalla Club and the rest of the vets leave the show, it's 366 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,220 lost on me that the battles they fight don't end in the ring. 367 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,900 PTSD has no discrimination against who it affects. 368 00:20:22,780 --> 00:20:25,220 If you're a veteran, go out there and find a positive outlet. 369 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,580 If you're not a veteran and you know somebody who is, go grab their hand, put 370 00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:33,160 your arm around them, let them know you care about them. Just be positive. 371 00:20:34,220 --> 00:20:37,680 Maybe that's how you talk to vets. You just talk to them. 372 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:42,480 And while the VA clearly has issues, they do provide good medical care for a 373 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:47,480 of vets, including a 24 -hour PTSD crisis hotline. And for anyone dealing 374 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:51,200 mental health issues, you can always call 1 -800 -273 -TALK. 375 00:20:51,980 --> 00:20:55,480 And if you happen to know a great podiatrist, DM me. 376 00:21:06,030 --> 00:21:10,270 I've seen the heat up in the sky. 377 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:15,990 And I've washed it all up and said goodbye. 378 00:21:16,390 --> 00:21:18,010 And I call it trouble. 379 00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:24,170 Trouble in my hands. 31951

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