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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Can't you go any faster?

Maybe you'd like to take over

while I sit on your back.

We just don't wanna miss finding this new Shen Gong Wu,

the Wings of Tinabi.

Dojo: It lets you fly like an eagle,

leaving a cool rainbow vapor trail.

Ooh, I must possess the Wings of Tinabi.

I want to fly like an eagle! Yaah!

Aah!

Whoa. Easy there, pardner,

or you'll go down like a rack of ribs.

Aah!

* hmm, hmm, hmm

ah, good, cyclops.

We almost have the Shen Gong Wu.

Look at him.

No depth perception.

Why waste your time on these lame, old-school monsters?

I happen to prefer the old ways.

There is much to be said for tradition.

Aah!

Yeah, like it's totally obsolete.

Here we are,

but it looks like we've got company.

Hmm?

Har har har!

Heh heh heh.

Give it here before you get any more slobber on it.

Cyclops, rid us of those pests!

If you accept defeat now,

you will save yourself further embarrassment.

Rrr...

Wanh!

Hah, hunh, hunh! Hie!

Hyah, unh!

Aah! Unh!

Rrahh!

Huh?

Who-o-a!

Aah!

Haa!

Unh!

Bad idea.

Huh? Aah!

Aah!

Rrahh!

You'd better get ready

for a good old-fashioned butt-kickin'.

All: Dragon X Kumei Formation!

Rrahh!

All: Whoa-oa!

Excellent, cyclops. Use the Wings of Tinabi.

We have evil to spread.

Har har har!

Wuya! Wait!

Wait for me!

Whew. I thought my cousin buford was big.

I'd hate to see what that fella puts away for breakfast.

Omi: We will have to stand together

to defeat the evil one-eyed one.

You're a tough little guy, Omi, but face it,

the cyclops isn't exactly in your weight class.

That's right. If he was much bigger,

he'd be his own country.

We may never win another showdown.

That dude is unstoppable.

If only I was big, I, too, would be unstoppable!

Ah, but strength is not determined by one's size.

Rather, by the size of one's strength.

Whoa!

You, uh, really think you're gonna stretch

your way to being bigger?

As the grass grows towards the sun.

Ohh!

I weigh one pound less!

Here, try a protein shake.

Maybe it'll help.

Thank you, Clay. I have already gained 3 pounds!

Uh, maybe I should hold the jug?

Oh, no! So fast!

It is one step forward and 2 steps back.

Perhaps the secret lies within the food.

I shall eat until I am big!

You know, we got a sayin' down in Texas:

You can't put a 20-gallon head in a 10-gallon hat.

Yeah. You just made that up.

Hey, here's an idea! Watch this!

Changing Chopsticks!

Now you can eat every last bite.

Raimundo, that is the answer.

I will grow bigger backwards!

You got me on that one.

Clay, may I please borrow the Reversing Mirror?

Raimundo, may I please borrow the Changing Chopsticks?

Where are you goin' with this, Omi?

Changing Chopsticks!

Reversing Mirror!

Now there is nothing I cannot accomplish!

Except perhaps explaining to Master Fung

about the temple ceiling.

Hah!

Ha--uhh! Oof!

Ohh!

Bleah!

Everybody, hot off the wire!

A new Shen Gong Wu has revealed itself.

The Glove of Jisaku.

Whoever holds it attracts other objects,

sort of like a mystical, magnetic, uh,

uh, uh, whatever.

Ooh, I have been awaiting this moment

since I was so big.

Yeah, like 2 minutes ago.

All: No! Don't do it!

Too big! Too big!

Can't fly...

Or breathe!

Guess you'll have to hoof it.

Just be careful not to step on anybody.

Here, take my GPS.

It's programmed to track Dojo.

That's why we had that chip installed.

Xiaolin Showdown!

Rrahh!

Gong Yi Tampai!

Rrahh!

Seismic kick...

Earth!

Rrahh!

Come on, Clay! Hold on!

Kimiko: You can beat him!

Reversing Mirror!

Whoa!

Clay!

Ohh.

Omi: What has happened?

I got my hat handed to me, that's what.

The cyclops is still unstoppable,

and now because of me

we have lost 2 Shen Gong Wu.

Don't be so down on yourself, Omi.

I'm the one who blew the showdown.

Yes, but only because I was not there to fight your battle.

It is I to blame for your most humiliating defeat.

Uh-huh.

Excuse me while I crawl under a rock.

Since you clearly cannot get along without me,

I will return to regular size.

Changing Chopsticks!

Huh. I do not remember my fellow warriors being quite so big.

Yeah. Maybe you ought to give that bronco another ride.

Changing Chopsticks!

Changing Chopsticks!

Changing Chopsticks!

Maybe you should stop

while there's something left.

Raimundo: You know, you used the Reversing Mirror

and the Changing Chopsticks to get into this.

I'll bet you need 'em both to get out.

I'm afraid 'cause of me

we're shy one Reversing Mirror.

I have much thinking to do.

Can you carry me to the temple?

If I walk, I fear it will take many months.

Most certainly a walk in the fresh night air

will empty my head of thoughts.

I have traveled this path before,

but none of it looks familiar.

Aah!

Perhaps my head is emptied enough.

Waah! Uhh!

Hunh!

Yaah!

Unh!

I warn you, large mantis,

you will be shown no mercy.

Leopard strike!

Hah, hunh, hah, hah!

Whoa!

Whoa-oa-oa!

Yaah!

Unh!

This does not appear to be my day.

Unh! I...Am...Glued!

Aah!

Omi, what you doin' out here all alone?

Taking a most restful walk in the garden?

We thought maybe this would make you feel safe

until you're back to normal.

Safe! Just because I am small

does not mean I am no longer brave.

Aah! Look out!

It's an enormous beast!

Oh, that's just a worm.

I meant to clean the birdhouse out first.

We just don't want you to get eaten up

by a stray cat or something.

It's only temporary.

Perhaps not.

To normal within a day,

I will forever remain small.

All we gotta do is sneak inside,

find the Reversing Mirror,

and take on a creature 1,000 times our size.

In other words, same old, same old.

Jack: This is a sad day indeed.

An evil genius on the verge of world domination

lowered to this.

* la la la la

ah, ah, ah. You missed a spot.

Har har har!

Hey, no splashing!

Why do I have to be the one to bathe him?

Because I have no hands

and there's no time to find someone who's competent.

Ah--ah--

choo!

Charming.

Wuya: And don't forget to clip his toenails.

Unh!

Maybe I should wear protective glasses.

Something's wrong. Check it out!

At least we've got the element of surprise.

Rrah... uh-oh.

Looks like trouble.

When it rains--ohh--

it pours.

Rrahh!

The cyclops looks hungry.

What do you think he eats?

Clay: My guess?

Everything.

All: Aah! Unh!

Uhh!

Come on, guys, we can take him!

Sword of the Storm!

Grr...

Aah!

Tangle Web Comb!

Aah!

Fist of Tebigong!

Yaah!

Aah!

Looks like you met your match, big guy.

You might as well give up.

None of you are a match for cyclops.

I got to admit. I was a doubter at first, too.

We'll never give up,

not until we get that Reversing Mirror.

Of course.

We all want to help your little friend Omi. Heh heh heh.

So you'll help us?

Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh!

I guess we'll take that as a no.

But we might be willing to make a trade.

What kind of trade?

The Reversing Mirror for all your Shen Gong Wu.

Ah, brilliant, Jack!

I do have my moments.

We can't agree to that!

That's my final offer.

Either that or Omi will remain tiny forever.

Ha ha ha! Heh heh heh!

Har har har!

Unh! Hah! Hunh!

Unh!

Whew.

Sorry about the ants.

I knew I left my chocolate bar somewhere.

No. I must thank you.

Battling ferocious ants is most valuable preparation

for return to normal fighting size.

Oh...

Yeah. About that?

We weren't able to get

the Reversing Mirror from Jack.

No! I will not allow it!

No matter what you say,

you cannot trade the shen gong wu for my mistake!

Well, that's kind of what we did say.

You did?

Uh, yes. I would've done exactly the same.

I just did not think you would.

Sorry.

Hey, everybody,

according to these oddly shaped welts on my tail,

we've got a Shen Gong Wu just ripe for the picking.

We will leave at once.

The cyclops will be there,

and so will be the Reversing Mirror.

It's too dangerous, Omi.

I live for danger!

I have tiger instincts!

I am still a fierce warrior! Yaah!

Ha ha ha! It's adorable how someone so small

can still think they're fierce.

Maybe "adorable" is the wrong word.

You ok down there, pardner?

Oh, yes. Dojo's earwax is most convenient.

I do wish it had a better view.

Ah! That is much better.

Better hope I don't sneeze.

No. You have very clean sinuses.

I thank you.

Ohh! When we get home,

Jack will give you a nice foot massage.

Not if I get that Shen Gong Wu first.

Wings of Tinabi!

Whoa!

All: Whoa!

Whoa! Take off those wings!

How do you control these things?!

Can't stop!

Uhh!

Ah. Har har har!

No! He must not get the Shen Gong Wu!

Hah!

Unh! Huh?

I challenge you to a Xiaolin Showdown.

My Orb of tonami

against your Reversing Mirror.

Cyclops accepts.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

I call for a shen yi bu dare.

I also want to add...

The Wings of Tinabi for the Jet bootsu.

You fool! Very well.

Cyclops accepts again.

The game is a race across the valley of death.

Let us go... Xiaolin Showdown!

Maybe we should change the name of this showdown

to Xiaolin annihilation.

Yeah. It's like a tiny little termite

going up against a grizzly bear.

Ahem. You know, I am standing right here.

Wings of Tinabi!

Come on, Omi. I know you can do it.

Ha ha--ohh!

Kimiko: Ha! The big oaf. Can't see a thing.

Huh? Aah!

Aah!

Uh-oh!

Whoa!

I can't watch.

Me, either.

Yeah. I'm done, too.

Yaah!

Orb of tonami!

Ice!

Whoa! Who-oa!

Unh!

Aah! Unh!

All, overlapping: Yay! All right! Yeah!

You showed 'em! Well done, pardner!

Unh!

You did it, you fool!

Losing the Wings of Tinabi cost us 3 Shen Gong Wu!

Oh, right, like your trusting that one-eyed freak

had nothing to do with it.

When we get back,

how about a nice sponge bath?

Here we go.

Changing Chopsticks!

Reversing Mirror!

Ah.

It's good to be regular again.

Yet why do I still feel so small?

Just stay the way you are, Omi.

You're perfect.

I know.

I just cannot help myself.