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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Oh! Waah!

Clay!

Anytime here, cowboy.

Seismic kick!

Earth!

Whoa-oh!

Go, Clay!

Most impressive.

You show an excellent mastery

of your Xiaolin element.

It appears your promotion to apprentice

was well-deserved.

Thank you kindly. Guh-uhh!

Sure you couldn't cut it any closer?

Raimundo, it is time to test your Wind element.

The test is to float a teammate safely onto the cool stone

in the middle of the hot coal bed.

No problem.

We mean you no disrespect, Raimundo,

but you are still the only non-apprentice on our Xiaolin team.

If there are no volunteers.

Omi.

Oh!

But, master!

Ohh...Yes, master.

As a Xiaolin apprentice, it is my duty

to offer advice to my non-apprentice friend--you!

Omi, I'm trying to focus.

Oh, yes, focus is very good.

Wahh! Forget all outside distractions.

Feel the element inside you.

Ignore every-- Omi!

I will get out of your sight until you are ready.

Shroud of Shadows!

I forgot my--

aah!

Whoa!

Yee-aah!

Whuhh!

Oh, thank you, Clay.

Once again, you have saved the day.

A good first try, Raimundo.

We will test again another day.

But--but I had it. He--aw!

Not to worry, Raimundo.

One day, you, too, will also be competent.

"One day, you, too, will be--" nah!

Kimiko: That's weird.

Check out this police report from Hong Kong:

"A string of heists by thieves using very unusual powers."

Those are Shen Gong Wu powers:

Serpent's Tail, Fist of Tebigong.

And they're all supposed to be holed-up in Jack's corral.

Why would he and Wuya start acting like common criminals

instead of wanna-be world conquerors?

Jack, are you still toying with that ridiculous piece of scrap?

No. I'm still perfecting this thrilling piece of genius.

Isn't that right, yes-bot?

Yes. Yes, it is, Jack, like it is always.

How about a snack and a beverage, huh?

The perfect companion

you should be practicing your Shen Gong Wu skills!

Start with the Fist of Tebigong.

Puhh!

Uh...Fist of tebigong?

Uh, i-- I practice that one when you're asleep.

Then fetch the Serpent's Tail!

I'm, uh...

Having it cleaned?

Wuya: Pick any one!

Just open the cabinet and get to work.

I--i can't because i--

I, uh, lost the key?

Wuya, no!

Uhh! Ah...Ah!

It's--i...

Enh! Ehh!

Where are my Shen Gong Wu?

Eh?

Funny story about that.

You know, it ain't cheap

keeping up with robot technology,

and when a criminal genius is short on cash,

panda bubba...

The richest, most dangerous crime boss

in Hong Kong's underworld.

I talked him into giving me a loan.

But all I had for collateral was--well--

you know.

You mean, you traded the most powerful objects in the world

for robot parts?

I kept the Monkey Staff.

Unh! Uhh!

You totally don't have to worry.

Panda bubba just thinks they're priceless antiques,

so I figure, with the Monkey Staff,

I could break into his palace and steal the others back.

Genius, no?

Genius, yes, Jack-o.

Brilliant plan.

Rawwrrr! Aah!

Rah...

Rah-ehr-ah!

Aah!

Errr!

Ah!

Hehh.

Eh.

Clay: You guys better stay close.

This is the part of Hong Kong that Dashi never let me play in.

I'll lead the way.

This place is like the bad side of rio.

It's my element.

Clay: Uh, no offense, Rai,

but we've seen what you do with your element.

Ha ha ha ha ha! Yes. Ha ha ha!

The apprentices will take charge.

First, we must search carefully for anything suspicious.

Woman: Stop! Thief!

Looks like suspicious found us.

Who was that guy?

He had the Serpent's Tail.

After him!

This had better work, boy.

No problem.

I'll be in and out before the big guy even notices.

Monkey Staff!

Be careful.

Panda bubba and his men have nearly all our Shen Gong Wu.

Relax.

Those idiots will never even know I'm there.

Ooh-ah-ah-ah!

This fella's slippier than a greased pig in a sausage factory.

We must box him in.

Split apart!

Falcon's Eye!

Gotcha!

Whuhh! Eh! What? What happened?

I had him, but he slipped right through my fingers,

and I think my pancreas.

Ahh, yes.

A common non-apprentice mistake.

I would have grabbed the Serpent's Tail first,

but I suppose that is something we learn at the apprentice level.

You did your best.

I still don't get it.

Why would Jack and Wuya hire a new henchman

just to steal ordinary valuables?

That man was a servant of panda bubba.

What is a panda bubba?

Ha ha! Can you believe this guy:

No guard, no alarm?

I knew that. Its your standard array

of crisscrossing infrared tripwire beams.

Back to Jack!

Ah-ah-ah!

Oops.

Uhh!

Never steal from a thief, thief.

Panda bubba, uh... I was just coming to--uhh!

To tell me you lied to me

and that these Shen Gong Wu have magical powers beyond most men's dreams?

Uh...How'd you find out?

You left your cheat sheet in the left Jet bootsu.

This is what you do instead of practicing?

Hey, whoa! Whoa!

Hey, guys, let's not, uh...

Uh, how about a deal?

What kind of a deal?

Uh, partner up with me.

I can help you get a lot more Shen Gong Wu,

a lot more.

How?

All in due time...

Partner.

I will take the 12 guards on the north,

Clay, the 10 on the east,

Kimiko, the 11 on the west,

and...Do you think Raimundo can take the one on the south?

He does look old a very out-of-shape.

Ah-hack hack!

Who called in the loser patrol?

Jack Spicer!

I do not know why

you have chosen to work with panda bubba.

I'm here for the same reason

to get back what panda bubba stole from me. Awk!

Uh...Stole?

Yeah, but I found a secret pass into the mansion

where they're holding all the wu.

A tough fight for me, but with the right help--

Jack, you can't possibly be suggesting...

A team-up.

Help me in,

and we'll split my ex-Shen Gong Wu 50/50.

Forget it, Jack. We can bust this place open ourselves.

You want to take a Falcon's Eye look inside

and tell me you're so sure?

Hey!

Falcon's Eye!

Jack is right.

We are outnumbered and out-shen gong wued.

Jack tells you he has a secret pass inside,

and you're just gonna believe him?

Huh!

Tell you what. As a show of good faith,

I'll even give you my last Shen Gong Wu.

What? Jack, don't be a fool! I forbid it!

Ehh! Eh-ah!

It's the only way to earn their trust.

Ah...Come on, Omi.

It's a classic con game.

Ok, I hear your concerns,

and I will take them under advisement

with the apprentices.

Clay, Kimiko?

I reckon we got no better choice.

Let's give it a shot.

What? You're gonna trust Jack Spicer over me?

That's it! I'm finding my own way in,

uh...Sorry, pal,

I've got to go with the crowd on this one.

Enh...Aah!

Uhh!

Raimundo!

Hey, easy buddy.

Come on, Rai!

Don't take it so hard!

I hope you're sure about this plan.

Totally. Once panda bubba gets their Shen Gong Wu,

we just double-cross him, and it's all hours.

And how exactly do we do that?

It's a plan in progress.

I'm a big-picture guy, not a detail guy.

I found the building plan on the net.

There should be an old servants' entrance right...

Here.

It is very dark in here.

Yeah. A little too dark.

Anybody else smellin' a setup?

Jack: Gimme! Gimme! My Shen Gong Wu!

Gimme that thing!

Hey, hands off!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Star Hanabi!

It is a trap!

Uhh! Ooh! Uhh.

Fist of Tebigong!

Tornado strike Water!

Ye-ah-ah-ah!

Wahh-ehh...

Serpent's Tail!

Uhh!

Serpent's Tail!

Uhh!

Serpent's Tail!

Uhh!

Two delay flip!

Fire!

Aah!

Uhh!

I got your back.

Enough! Tangle Web Comb!

Ah!

Eh! Enh!

Uhr-ah!

Jumpin' Jupiter! I gotta warn Master Fung--mmph!

Shh!

We did it! We got them!

We? There is no we.

What? We had a deal.

Aah!

You, bring them to the Xiaolin temple

and bring me the rest of the Shen Gong Wu.

Ahh!

Raimundo, where are the others?

They've been kidnapped by panda bubba.

His goons are on their way here to steal our Shen Gong Wu!

I will alert the monks.

No! I have a plan, but i have to do it alone.

Raimundo, this is all very sudden,

and you are the only--

I know! I'm the only non-apprentice.

But you brought me here because you knew I could become the dragon of Wind.

If I'm ever going to learn to be who I can be,

people are gonna have to trust me.

I was going to say,

you are the only one who knows the full situation,

and I trust your judgment.

No way.

Hmm.

You want the Shen Gong Wu, you gotta go through me!

We're good with that.

Lotus Twister! Hyah!

Fist of Tebigong!

Umph!

Huh?

Waah--ooh!

Uhh!

Come on, guys,

you're making this too easy for me.

Ring of 9 dragons.

Whuh-uhh! Whuh-uhh!

Hey! No fair! Unh! Ehrr!

All right, let's get these things back to the boss.

Let go!

Get off of me!

Help!

Ah! Urgh! Ah!

Put him with the others.

You'll never get away with this!

I already have.

Soon I will rule the Hong Kong criminal underworld.

All you want is Hong Kong?

Can I at least get double-crossed

by somebody with some vision?

Hey, you all right, Rai?

Yeah. I'm cool.

Sorry about the whole not-trusting-you- about-Jack thing.

Yes. We were captured most shamefully

while you tried your best to defend the Xiaolin temple ...And failed.

But at least you tried your best ...And failed.

Oh-ho. I don't know about that.

What powers do we add to my collection?

We've got some good ones, boss:

The stick of throwing...

The large rock of hitting.

The shoes of running real fast.

Panda bubba: You fools.

Where are the real Shen Gong Wu?

Looks like your double-cross just got double-crossed.

Humph!

Aheh-ahem!

Is it time for my big entrance?

Dojo?

Dojo?

No way!

You really thought those goons could take me?

I knew I had to rescue your sorry butts,

so I let myself get caught,

along with this shroud-hidden backpack

full of Shen Gong Wu.

Clay: Nice one!

Kimiko: Smart move, Rai!

Omi: Amazing!

Two ton tunic!

Eye of Dashi!

Third arm sash!

Orb of Tornami!

Huh?! Huh?

Get them!

Puhh!

Jack-bots, attack!

Third arm sash!

Fist of Tebigong!

Ergh!

Huhh! Hehrr!

You're doing very well, Jack.

Excellent, excellent job.

Care for a bite?

Eh...Not a good time.

Star Hanabi!

No-o-o!

Aah-hah hah hah!

Aah!

It's gonna blow!

It looks like it's a free-for-all!

Go! Go! Go!

Orb of Tornami!

Tangle Web Comb!

Uhh!

Third arm sash!

Aah!

Jack, I challenge you to a--

ahem!

A showdown trio.

This was on your cheat sheet, too.

Fine!

How about my Tangle Web Comb

for Raimundo's Eye of Dashi

and panda bubba's Fist of Tebigong?

I'm cool with that.

Winner takes a Longi Kite.

What's the showdown?

Last boat afloat wins the showdown.

Let's go! Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Xiaolin Showdown!

All: Gong yi tan pai!

Dead end?!

Eye of Dashi!

Playin' rough, huh? Well, I can, too.

Tangle Web Comb!

Whoa!

Grrr!

Whahh...

Ha ha ha!

So long, sucked-under.

Whirlpools!

Ah! Ah...Ah!

Go, boss!

Yeah!

Faster, Jack.

Typhoon boom!

Yahh!

Did you see that?

Raimundo's Wind has finally broken...

Through.

Looks like he's too late!

Come on, Rai! You can still win!

Just think, "what would Omi do?"

Eye of Dashi...

Wind!

Surf's up!

Help! Waah!

Ha ha! Yeah!

Ooh ooh-ooh-hoo!

That was hard to watch.

All right, buddy!

Great surfing, Rai!

That was incredible!

As a Xiaolin apprentice,

I could not have done better myself.

Better? I could teach you somethin' about surfin', little man.

This is it?

This is all I have left? I got robbed...Twice!

Forget it, Jack.

What happens in pandatown stays in pandatown.

Panda bubba, we have a warrant for your arrest!

Congratulations, partner! All right! Congratulations.

Eh, no biggie.

Now, with all 4 Xiaolin apprentices

you are prepared to perform the next level of signature moves.

With Dragon X Kumei Formation.

Dragon X Kumei!

Water!

Earth!

Fire!

Wind!

Beautiful.

I never thought that i would see this day.

Master Fung, thanks for trusting me.

You deserved it.

Now, as long as we're talkin' promotion,

let's talk perks.

What?

First, the robes-- got to go.

Hey, Rai needs some bling

and a real bed, one with a mattress,

firm, but not too firm.

You know what I'm sayin'? Just real comfortable.