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Xiaolin Showdown.
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Aaaah!
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Aaah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Xiaolin Showdown.
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Stand on your marks.
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Set yourselves.
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Commence swift chores.
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Gong Yi Tampai!
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Third arm sash!
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Lotus Twister!
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Jet bootsu!
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Yeah! Yee-hah!
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Shroud of Shadows!
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All done.
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Excuse me.
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Just because I'm not a
Xiaolin apprentice,
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doesn't mean I should have
to wash your dirty dishes.
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Come on, Raimundo.
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The sooner we finish our chores,
the more time we have to hang.
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Yes. Although I might choose
a different activity.
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It's an expression, Omi.
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Uggh.
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I was looking for that.
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Mm, nothing like
pizza for breakfast.
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Ohh! Smudge,
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you are no match
for my three arms.
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Bees, you are also duly warned.
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Hurry up, Clay, I'm done.
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Me, too. I'm doner than a rack
of ribs at a Texas barbecue.
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Hah!
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Now that we have mastered
the art of battle
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and Raimundo's trapped
Wuya in a puzzle box,
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perhaps chores are the only use
we'll have for the Shen Gong Wu.
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It sure was a lot more fun when
we had someone to fight against.
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Still waters may blanket the
greatest of unseen hazards.
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There he goes again.
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Can someone get me a translator?
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Oh. That's where
those dishes went.
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Overconfidence can be more dangerous
than a lack of confidence.
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We kicked evil's butt.
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Why can't we just kick
back for a while?
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Stop everything!
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Did you tell them about
the new Shen Gong Wu?
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I was just about to.
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The Shard of Lightning
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is a most interesting
Shen Gong Wu.
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It gives the user the power
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to travel at the speed of light.
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But only for short
flashes of time.
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Let's go get that shard!
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Oh, darn. Now I won't have
time to finish my dishes.
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They will be here
when you get back.
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My trusty detector bot will lead
me to another Shen Gong Wu.
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Evil boy genius Jack is back!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Can someone get me a lozenge?
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Yaa-ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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You've got to find the
Shard of Lightning
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before the others get here!
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With it, evil can once
again rule the world.
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Blah blah blah,
world domination.
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Let's focus here.
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What's in it for me?
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The shard is there.
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No. Over there.
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No. There.
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Can't you focus yourself?
Which is it?
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You are not scared,
are you, Dojo?
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Me? Heh heh. Scared of a
little electrical storm?
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Heh heh. That's so--yaa!
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You know, Lightning's always
drawn to the tallest object,
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which in this case is me!
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I am willing to bet my bottom
that is where our shard is.
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Uh, that's your bottom dollar.
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That makes no sense at all.
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Let's check it out.
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You guys, excuse me.
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I can see the Lightning
fine from right here.
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Well, well, look what the
katnappé dragged in.
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Me...Ow.
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Wuya!
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You didn't think I'd stay in
that box forever, did you?
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Well, another 1500 years
would've been nice.
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The shard!
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Stop them!
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Kitties, attack!
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Uhh! Aah!
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That was most seriously painful.
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Aah! No, no. Not the face!
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Dang-blasted kittens.
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I'm more of a dog person myself.
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Yaa!
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Back off, cat litter.
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The shard is ours.
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Hah. Someone smells
like wet fur.
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Wuya, you teamed up with this
sorry excuse for a furball?
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Yaah!
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Looks like everybody was
invited to this rodeo.
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Yeah, but I'm the one who's
going home with the prize.
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There is no way for you to defeat
the mighty Xiaolin warriors.
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Tornado strike Water!
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Hyah!
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Ha ha ha.
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Hyah! Huhh! Hii! Yaa!
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Out of my way, o great bald one.
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Uhh!
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Not so fast there, pardner.
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Seismic kick Earth!
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Whaa-ohh!
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This is too easy.
Jack-bots, attack.
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Whoa-aah!
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Hey! Watch the claws!
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You're messing up my hair.
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Huh?
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You snooze, you lose!
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How did you get
up there so fast?
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It's sure a long ways down.
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Hope you don't fall.
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Aah!
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Whoa!
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Later, Xiaolin losers.
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The Shard of Lightning.
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I couldn't have done
it without you.
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I may have been the one who
stole the Shen Gong Wu,
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but it was your
brilliant evil plan.
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You're the evil genius.
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No. You're the evil genius.
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No. You're the evil genius.
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Uh! Uh! Uhh!
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Master Fung was right.
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We have underestimated
our enemy.
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What's with Jack?
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I'll tell ya. He was
pretty impressive.
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Even his disses
seemed to be better.
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Although I do not like it when Jack
commences with the garbage talk,
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even I must admit great
bald one was a good diss.
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Ouch!
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How did Jack suddenly
get so good?
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He must've been practicing
while some of us
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were using Shen Gong Wu to
get out of doing the dishes.
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Kimiko: If we wanna beat Jack,
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we're going to have to practice.
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Ah-choo!
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Aah! Whoa!
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Yeah. Practice a lot.
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Come on, come on! We
don't have all day.
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Chill. Evil can wait
until my nails dry.
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You get me those Shen Gong Wu,
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and I will give you
anything you want.
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Anything?
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Anything.
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Ok. First, I only
work one hour a day,
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weekends and holidays off.
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What?
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Next, I want a condo.
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Oceanview, and it's
gotta allow pets.
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And I'll need some new
clothes and a car.
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A cat-illac.
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Are you getting all this down?
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Ahh, the things I do for evil.
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Yaa! Yaa!
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Whaa! Come on, Kimiko.
Show me what you've got.
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Yaa! Mantis Flip Coin.
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Serpent's Tail.
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Yes!
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You're fast! But are you
fast enough to catch me?
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What the heck?
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Uhh! Doggone it.
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Ehh! Uhh!
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Ow.
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Huh. Must be here somewhere.
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I just had the darn thing.
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Shen Gong Wu don't just
vanish into thin air.
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Nnhh!
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It is likely the work of
the Shard of Lightning.
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Jack did this?
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How?
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Both: Shard of Lightning!
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Master Fung: As soon as the user
brings forth the power of the shard,
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he can move so fast
no one can see him.
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I got the big guy. You get
the little monk, Jack.
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The hand is faster than
even the Eye of Dashi.
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That should teach them to
mess with Jack Spicer.
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What to do with the cheeseball.
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Ah!
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Nah. Not evil enough.
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Why stop there?
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Perfect!
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Master Fung: But the
powers of the shard
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only last as long as the
flash of Lightning.
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Huh?
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Uhh!
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My pants!
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Oh, my shoes!
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A squirrel?
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A squirrel! Aah!
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Wait. There are 2 Jacks?
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Oh, my head is filled
with such confusion.
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We're gonna take all
the Shen Gong Wu.
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And there's nothing you Xiaolin
losers can do to stop us.
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Both: Shard of Lightning!
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Unbelievable!
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Looks like Jack has
created another robot.
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This time one who
gets his jokes.
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How can they both use the shen
gong wu at the same time?
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As long as they are both touching
the shard when it is activated,
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they can both use its power.
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We got your Shen Gong Wu.
Ha ha ha ha.
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This is the worst thing ever.
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Shard of Lightning!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Omi: I have misspoken too soon.
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Jack and his evil robot twin have
taken most of the Shen Gong Wu.
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Remember, it is better to
have lost the Shen Gong Wu
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than never to have
won one at all.
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No, it isn't.
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I didn't have much
time to prepare.
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Rr, rr, rr, wait. Another
Shen Gong Wu has activated.
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Excellent.
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This is perhaps our last
chance to defeat Jack
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and, uh...
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Jack!
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Ah, it's good to be the top cat.
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Meow.
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I have given you
everything you desire.
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Now you must give
me what I want.
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Me, me, me. You are so bossy.
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And you're blocking my view.
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Ah, I sense another shen
gong wu has revealed itself.
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Uh, a little advice.
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Mouthwash.
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We're so going to
rule this planet.
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You may have defeated us once.
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Uh, twice.
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Just to be accurate.
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Whatever. Hey!
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But that doesn't mean you're
gonna win against us now.
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Oh, yeah? Well, we have
more Shen Gong Wu.
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And all the good one-liners.
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Just try to catch us.
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Jack-bots, attack!
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Seismic kick Earth.
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Judo lei flip Fire!
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Ahh! Aah!
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Typhoon phoon! Hyah!
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Tornado strike Water!
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Jack's robots are no match for
skilled warriors like me.
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Did you ever think that maybe he
was just trying to distract you
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so he could go after
the Shen Gong Wu?
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Oh, exactly what I was thinking.
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We must be getting close.
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Great! Now there's 2 of 'em.
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Another whiner.
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I'm not a whiner.
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Forget about them.
Find the Shen Gong Wu.
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Go away, Jack.
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You talking to me?
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Or are you talking to me?
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Both of you. Beat it!
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Both you you, beat it!
263
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:55,561
Stop that! You're so annoying.
264
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:59,064
Both: Stop that. You
are so annoying.
265
00:15:00,331 --> 00:15:02,367
That's it. Your hour's up.
266
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:03,969
I am out of here.
267
00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:05,003
You can't leave.
268
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:05,837
We had a deal.
269
00:15:05,837 --> 00:15:07,673
Hey, ghost face. I quit.
270
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:12,844
Nothing is worth having to listen
to the whiny twins in stereo.
271
00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:17,783
Uh, perhaps I was too hasty
272
00:15:17,783 --> 00:15:20,819
in moving on to an
alliance with katnappé.
273
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:23,922
You and I make a
pretty good team.
274
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,056
Have you no shame?
275
00:15:25,056 --> 00:15:27,893
I don't need you anymore.
I got him.
276
00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:29,995
Ha ha ha.
277
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:33,064
What do you say?
278
00:15:33,064 --> 00:15:35,501
I do the speaking
for both of us.
279
00:15:35,501 --> 00:15:38,504
The Shen Gong Wu is ours.
280
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:42,574
I would not count my ducks
281
00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:45,110
before they emerge
from their shells.
282
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,312
That wasn't even close.
283
00:15:47,312 --> 00:15:49,314
Monkey tree assault.
284
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:53,719
Yes! It's ours!
285
00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:58,590
Not unless you win it this time.
286
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:02,427
That's not fair.
It's 2 against one!
287
00:16:02,427 --> 00:16:03,562
No, it's not.
288
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:04,830
I'm a solo act now.
289
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:05,764
What?
290
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,432
I thought we were a team!
291
00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:11,903
So I'm showdown crossing you.
That's what evil partners do.
292
00:16:11,903 --> 00:16:13,905
Yeah, good point.
293
00:16:13,905 --> 00:16:15,841
What now? It's a 3-way tie.
294
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:20,078
Well, Dojo, I reckon it's
time to check the rule book.
295
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:23,582
Here it is.
296
00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:26,217
It's called a showdown trio.
297
00:16:26,217 --> 00:16:27,318
Kinda obvious.
298
00:16:27,318 --> 00:16:28,820
I challenge you, Jack Spicer,
299
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:32,791
and also you, Jack Spicer
double, to a showdown trio.
300
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,360
Last man standing wins the game.
301
00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,729
I wager the Tongue of Saiping.
302
00:16:37,729 --> 00:16:39,497
I wager the Shard of Lightning.
303
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:41,132
I wager the Shroud of Shadows.
304
00:16:41,132 --> 00:16:44,570
I change my mind. I want
the Shroud of Shadows.
305
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,471
Too late. It's already mine.
306
00:16:46,471 --> 00:16:50,041
Let's go. Xiaolin Showdown!
307
00:17:10,328 --> 00:17:13,231
All: Gong Yi Tampai!
308
00:17:16,635 --> 00:17:18,637
Hey, watch where
you're going, Jack.
309
00:17:18,637 --> 00:17:22,107
No. You watch where
you're going, Jack.
310
00:17:26,277 --> 00:17:29,347
I know your every move
before you can make it.
311
00:17:29,347 --> 00:17:31,182
Face it. You can't defeat me.
312
00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:34,352
At least I still got
the robots on my side.
313
00:17:36,387 --> 00:17:37,889
Robots rule!
314
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:40,959
You can't trust people,
ghosts, or robots.
315
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:42,994
Fine. I don't need
anyone's help.
316
00:17:42,994 --> 00:17:47,132
Hello. I'm ready
to showdown here.
317
00:17:48,199 --> 00:17:49,835
Shard of Lightning.
318
00:17:50,902 --> 00:17:52,437
Hey...
319
00:17:52,437 --> 00:17:54,105
Huh?
320
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:59,510
Ooh, I am so scared of you.
321
00:17:59,510 --> 00:18:00,846
Shroud of Shadows.
322
00:18:00,846 --> 00:18:02,781
Ha ha. Hee hee.
323
00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:04,515
Hey, where'd he go?
324
00:18:04,515 --> 00:18:06,818
Uhh! Aah!
325
00:18:18,129 --> 00:18:21,332
Aaahhh!
326
00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:28,774
Wow! You really are the
ultimate evil machine.
327
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,842
Looks like you're next, baldy.
328
00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:32,778
You are a formidable opponent.
329
00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,880
I will not underestimate
you again.
330
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,215
Even with your garbage talk.
331
00:18:37,215 --> 00:18:39,050
Shroud of Shadows!
332
00:18:39,050 --> 00:18:40,351
Hah!
333
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:46,357
Jack Spicer, do you seek revenge
on your robot counterpart?
334
00:18:46,357 --> 00:18:48,059
Uh...Yeah. Why not?
335
00:18:48,059 --> 00:18:52,163
Then tell me, what would you do
if it was you I was battling?
336
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:56,267
Hmm, first I would sneak up
on your left and hit you.
337
00:18:56,267 --> 00:18:57,468
Uhh! Oww!
338
00:18:57,468 --> 00:18:59,604
And then I'd sweep-kick
you under the feet.
339
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:02,607
And if that didn't work, I'd
climb up to the top of the cage
340
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:03,909
and pounce down on you.
341
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,110
Hey!
342
00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:09,214
I will need more help if I
wish to defeat robo-Jack.
343
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,481
Tongue of Saiping!
344
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:13,084
Hummingbirds. Swarm.
345
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:20,291
Shoo! Get away! Aah! Aah! Aah!
346
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:22,527
Jaguars, pounce.
347
00:19:22,527 --> 00:19:23,795
Nice Jaguar.
348
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,030
Friendly Jaguar.
349
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:28,366
How do you stop an
elephant from charging?
350
00:19:28,366 --> 00:19:29,735
You do not!
351
00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:32,738
Aah!
352
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,483
Time to commence with chores.
353
00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:48,153
All: Shard of Lightning.
354
00:19:50,021 --> 00:19:53,058
We will be victorious
over grime.
355
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:56,928
And, Raimundo, no more
disappearing acts.
356
00:19:56,928 --> 00:20:00,999
We better hurry. Master
fung is almost here.
357
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,903
Hah!
358
00:20:07,906 --> 00:20:11,376
3 seconds. Excellent time.
359
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,044
That leaves you the
rest of the day
360
00:20:13,044 --> 00:20:15,446
to complete the other
tasks on my list.
361
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:21,820
Whose bright idea was it to
use the shard to save time?
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