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Xiaolin Showdown.
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Aaaah!
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Aaah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Xiaolin Showdown.
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Omi: Previously on
Xiaolin Showdown...
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You have proven yourselves
ready for the next level,
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Xiaolin apprentice.
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I am sorry, Raimundo,
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but you have proven that you
are not yet ready to move on.
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I'm sick of this place. I
never should've left Brazil.
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Raimundo, your performance
in the showdown
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was most impressive.
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And you are not even a
Xiaolin apprentice.
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You're right, Omi, I'm not.
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From now on,
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you can find me on
the Heylin side.
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He's stealing our Shen Gong Wu.
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Serpent's Tail!
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Stop!
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Why would Raimundo take
just one Shen Gong Wu?
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Because that one Shen Gong Wu
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is all Wuya needs.
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The Reversing Mirror is
the key to our victory.
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It reverses the effects
of any Shen Gong Wu.
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Serpent's Tail!
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Reversing Mirror!
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This is bad--
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very, very bad.
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Raimundo really has betrayed us.
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Master Fung: This
is most troubling.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Ah, ha ha ha ha ha!
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Unh! Uhh!
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Ha!
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Ha! Joke's on you, Wuya.
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You broke the Reversing Mirror.
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7 years bad luck.
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In your face!
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Actually, since it's
the Reversing Mirror,
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it's 7 years good luck.
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Ooh, hadn't thought of that.
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Crud.
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I reckon it's up to
us to take Wuya down.
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There's only one way to do it.
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Xiaolin style.
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Orb of toranami!
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Hyah!
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Next.
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Star Hanabi Fire!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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That tickles.
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Third arm Sash Earth!
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Whao-aah!
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Ha ha ha! Huh?
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Shen Gong Wu.
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I am so beyond them now.
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Let me show you what
Heylin magic can do.
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Wha-aaaah!
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Unh!
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Aah!
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Aaaah!
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Arrrrr!
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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Crush them.
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Aaaaaah!
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I'm gonna take my
beard out of here!
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Ok, how do we fight a super
powerful Heylin witch?
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We're out-classed, out-gunned,
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and out of luck.
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You must not
despair, my friends.
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There is always a
path to victory.
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Huh?
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Ok, now you may despair.
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Incoming!
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Unh! Uhh! Aaah!
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All: Aaaaaah!
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Kimiko, Clay,
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we must hasten our retreat.
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The forces of darkness are...
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Already here, Omi!
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My friends, prepare for
our most fearsome battle.
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Arrr! Aah!
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Tiger claws!
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Uh, back up, boys.
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Raimundo, what are you doing?
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Have you at last seen the
error of your evil ways?
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Dude, my evil ways are
gonna kick your butt,
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rule the world,
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and drop me straight
into the lap of luxury.
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You got a point here, Raimundo?
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As a matter of fact, I do.
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I thought I'd let you
mighty Xiaolin apprentices
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beg for mercy.
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Aah! Aah! Huh?!
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Think again, Rai.
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Yes, and then think
a third time,
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because this begging
will not happen.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Maybe you guys don't get it.
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I'm the only one
who can save you.
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Jack Spicer: Wrong!
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Whoa! I--hey, where
is everybody?
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Kimiko: Jack Spicer?
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What are you up to, you
two-faced varmint?
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Rescuing you.
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You 3 dweebs are my only
hope of defeating Wuya.
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Heh, sounded like he said Wuya.
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He did.
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Why would Jack, evil boy genius,
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want Wuya, evil witch
hag, defeated?
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Because Jack has finally
rejected the ways of evil.
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Unh! I'm still evil right down
to my greedy black heart.
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Ok.
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Then count me among
the confused!
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I want to rule the world.
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Which I can't do...
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If Wuya's already ruling it.
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Thank you. Ohh!
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That is some mighty
twisted thinking.
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But darned if it
don't make sense.
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Jack Spicer, you say.
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Yeah, I think.
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Jack Spicer is a gnat.
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We'll deal with him
when the time is right.
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And that would be...?
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Right after we
conquer the world.
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So, cue-ball,
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what's the plan?
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We don't have one.
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We rarely do.
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Really? You've got nothing?
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All this time I thought you were
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these amazing Xiaolin geniuses.
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But you're just as lame as I am.
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Ha ha ha!
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Wait, that didn't
come out right.
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Clay: We might not have a plan,
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but Master Fung sure will.
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Flee, my Xiaolin
apprentices, flee!
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Arrr!
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All: Aaah!
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Get us out of here, Dojo.
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Roger that!
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Unh! Stop the undulating.
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Please!
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But, Jack, the undulating
is the best part.
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Hey, ain't you ever
rode a dragon before?
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Hey, now, come on!
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I've got a bad feeling, Omi.
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If Wuya controls the temple,
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what's next?
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Probably the whole world.
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I am the absolute
ruler of the world.
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And all before lunch.
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Hmm, what do I do with
the rest of the day?
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Whoa, this is not
what I was expecting.
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Of course it isn't.
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This whole conquering
the world thing,
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I don't know if
I'm down with it.
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I mean, I guess I thought--
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you thought you
were going to get
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everything you ever wanted,
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and so you shall.
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You--you've got every video
game ever made in here.
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Oh, no, no, Raimundo.
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You've got every video
game ever made.
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Ah-ha-hye!
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Ha ha ha!
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Enjoy, Raimundo.
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You've certainly earned it.
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What you did to my hat, Jack,
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well, it just ain't right.
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Stop whining.
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You're lucky I had
a light breakfast.
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Ok, I'm stumped.
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How are we supposed to beat Wuya
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if the Shen Gong Wu no
longer work against her?
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Well, ok.
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I know this is a
bit of a stretch,
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but what if we dumped a
bucket of glue over her?
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Glue?
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That's going to stop her
global reign of evil?
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I'm talking a really
big bucket of glue.
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I hate to say it,
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but without master
fung to show us how,
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we'll never be able
to defeat Wuya.
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The only person who
ever defeated Wuya
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was Grand Master Dashi.
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Yeah, well, you missed him
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by about 1,500 years, kids,
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so good luck trying to ask him.
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Kimiko: At least not
without a time machine.
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Did somebody say time machine?
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Behold, Jack Spicer's
evil time machine.
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You are so overusing
the word evil.
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Hey, I'm trying to
build a brand here.
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Ooh! We can really use
this strange device
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to travel back in time?
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Well, sort of.
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You can travel back in time,
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but it's kind of lame.
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What do you mean?
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Watch this.
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I bring you greetings
from the future.
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Here, let me show you.
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You see what I mean? Lame.
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I can only generate enough power
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to travel back 2 seconds.
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And why is that?
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Uhh, how to explain
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the intricacies of manufactured
temporal distortion
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to a simpleton cowboy.
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Aha! Time machine need
much power to work.
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Way more power
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than Jack can gen-er-ate.
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Did you get that?
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Cowboy understand.
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So why can't you just use
the Eye of Dashi for power?
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Huh? Of course!
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The Eye of Dashi has a
limitless supply of energy.
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Uh, yeah. Which is what
I was about to say
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until you two interrupted me.
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Way more power than
I can generate
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unless I use the Eye of Dashi.
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Game: High score.
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Big deal.
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I always get the high score,
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'cause nobody else is
playing this thing.
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Tell the prime minister
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it's either
unconditional surrender
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or I'll knock his
jolly old island
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to the bottom of the Atlantic.
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Arr! Arrr! Arr!
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Heh heh heh heh!
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Oh, Raimundo, what's the matter?
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Isn't everything to your liking?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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It's just...
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It's not as much fun
as I thought it'd be.
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Didn't I deliver
everything I promised?
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Oh, yes! But of course.
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No, it's not the car.
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I--well, the car is nice.
Real nice.
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Like, the nicest car
I've ever seen.
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But that's not the point.
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What I'm trying to say is
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what's the use of
having all this stuff
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if I've got nobody
to share it with?
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I need friends.
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Oh, Raimundo.
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All you had to do was ask.
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Really? So you'll play with me?
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Me? I'm far too busy
ruling the world
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for such trivialities.
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No. I meant them.
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Play with Raimundo.
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See to it that he is
adequately entertained.
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There, you see? All better.
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So, uh, you guys
like air hockey?
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Ok, Omi, looks like
you're good to go.
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You sure you wanna do this, Omi?
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Time travel is very dangerous.
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You could Wind up as
your own grandpa.
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My safety is of
small consequence
268
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when the world is ruled by evil.
269
00:13:26,738 --> 00:13:29,541
Yeah, but don't you think
you need more Shen Gong Wu
270
00:13:29,541 --> 00:13:31,377
than just the Orb of toranami?
271
00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:32,844
No, you may need the rest
272
00:13:32,844 --> 00:13:35,281
for your battle against
Wuya's forces.
273
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:36,982
Please be careful, Omi.
274
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:40,352
I will have the legendary
Grandmaster to protect me.
275
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:41,487
But may I have another hug?
276
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,021
I think he's ready.
277
00:13:43,021 --> 00:13:46,192
The time machine is set to
send you back 1,500 years.
278
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:47,726
Now, I won't bore you
279
00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:51,029
with the exceedingly complicated
calculations involved,
280
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:52,498
but I should be able to land you
281
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,400
right at the base of
the Xiaolin temple.
282
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:55,967
Good-bye, my friends.
283
00:13:55,967 --> 00:14:01,207
Oh, and tell Dashi I'm
sorry about the shirt.
284
00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:03,041
The shirt? He'll know.
285
00:14:03,041 --> 00:14:05,744
Ok, Kimiko. Light it up, Baby.
286
00:14:05,744 --> 00:14:07,346
Eye of Dashi!
287
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:09,648
And don't call me Baby.
288
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:18,357
Omi?
289
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:22,194
Omi: Aah! Yaah!
290
00:14:22,194 --> 00:14:24,162
Ooh!
291
00:14:25,297 --> 00:14:28,133
This is the Xiaolin temple?
292
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:31,169
But there's hardly
anything to it.
293
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,807
This is most unforeseen
and troublesome.
294
00:14:35,807 --> 00:14:40,379
Now how will I ever hope
to find Grandmaster Dashi?
295
00:14:43,147 --> 00:14:47,885
Perhaps there may be someone
down there who can help me.
296
00:14:52,823 --> 00:14:55,848
Pardon me,
297
00:14:55,882 --> 00:14:57,412
excuse me. Uh--
298
00:14:59,349 --> 00:15:00,561
aah!
299
00:15:02,132 --> 00:15:07,004
I don't suppose one
of you could help me?
300
00:15:11,442 --> 00:15:13,043
Pardon me, honorable stranger.
301
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:15,145
I was wondering if you
might be able to--
302
00:15:17,114 --> 00:15:19,316
huh? What? What is this?
303
00:15:19,316 --> 00:15:20,818
Pardon me, honorable stranger.
304
00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:23,020
I was wondering if you
might be able to tell me
305
00:15:23,020 --> 00:15:25,322
where I could find
Grandmaster Dashi?
306
00:15:25,322 --> 00:15:26,356
Who?
307
00:15:26,356 --> 00:15:27,492
Grandmaster Dashi,
308
00:15:27,492 --> 00:15:29,159
the legendary Xiaolin hero.
309
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:30,427
I am sorry.
310
00:15:30,427 --> 00:15:33,664
I have never before
heard of this...Dashi.
311
00:15:33,664 --> 00:15:35,500
Never heard of him?
312
00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,934
How can you have never heard
313
00:15:36,934 --> 00:15:38,936
of the greatest of
all Xiaolin dragons?
314
00:15:38,936 --> 00:15:42,573
He alone vanquished the
Heylin witch Wuya.
315
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:47,545
He alone saved the world from
10,000 years of darkness and evil.
316
00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:48,746
So sorry.
317
00:15:48,746 --> 00:15:50,948
I don't keep up with
current events.
318
00:15:50,948 --> 00:15:55,686
Then you must be a lazy
bones of the highest order!
319
00:15:55,686 --> 00:15:58,689
Hey, Dashi. Good
news and bad news.
320
00:15:58,689 --> 00:16:01,225
Good news, I hid the
wings of tanabe
321
00:16:01,225 --> 00:16:02,927
in that well, just
like you asked.
322
00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,194
Dojo?
323
00:16:04,194 --> 00:16:07,197
Bad news, I washed
your white shirt
324
00:16:07,197 --> 00:16:08,432
with your red socks.
325
00:16:08,432 --> 00:16:10,000
Dashi?
326
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:14,404
Nice going, Dojo. You
just blew my cover.
327
00:16:14,404 --> 00:16:17,775
Grandmaster Dashi!
328
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,949
My wretched eyes are not fit
329
00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:25,451
to gaze upon your magnificence,
330
00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,398
oh, mighty Xiaolin dragon.
331
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:29,655
Stand up, kid.
332
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,223
You're embarrassing yourself.
And me.
333
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:32,324
Me, too.
334
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,825
Nothing to see here, folks.
335
00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:37,128
Move on. Have a nice day.
Good to see you.
336
00:16:37,128 --> 00:16:38,730
Move on.
337
00:16:38,730 --> 00:16:40,532
Ok, kid, so what is it you want?
338
00:16:40,532 --> 00:16:42,934
An autograph? Feng shui advice?
339
00:16:42,934 --> 00:16:44,303
No, grandaster mashi.
340
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,171
I mean, danmaster grasti.
341
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:49,207
I mean-- oh, my
tongue is most tied.
342
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:52,177
Deep breaths, kid. Just
tell me what you want.
343
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:53,412
Ok.
344
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:58,116
I need the secret
to defeating Wuya.
345
00:16:58,116 --> 00:16:59,117
Nutjob.
346
00:16:59,117 --> 00:17:01,219
Back away slowly.
347
00:17:01,219 --> 00:17:02,588
Kid, kid.
348
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,023
Wuya's locked in a
magical puzzle-box,
349
00:17:05,023 --> 00:17:06,525
and she's not coming out.
350
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,327
That's why I'm famous, remember?
351
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:09,595
Yes, this I know.
352
00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,763
But could you make another
puzzle-box anyway?
353
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:12,864
Why?
354
00:17:12,864 --> 00:17:14,132
Because Wuya got out.
355
00:17:14,132 --> 00:17:15,267
When?
356
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,402
1,500 years from now.
357
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,770
In the future where I am from.
358
00:17:20,171 --> 00:17:22,140
Nut...Job.
359
00:17:22,140 --> 00:17:23,375
Whoa!
360
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,612
You better tell me
the whole story.
361
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:30,148
And so, using Jack
Spicer's time machine,
362
00:17:30,148 --> 00:17:31,550
I travel to this era.
363
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,218
Let's spell it together.
364
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:34,786
N-u-t-j-o-b.
365
00:17:34,786 --> 00:17:38,390
So my puzzle-box only worked
for 1,500 years, huh?
366
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,691
Yes, Grandmaster.
367
00:17:39,691 --> 00:17:41,827
Ok, Omi. I believe your story.
368
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,495
Yeah. So why don't
you hop back in
369
00:17:43,495 --> 00:17:46,197
your little magic pixie
time machine and--
370
00:17:46,197 --> 00:17:47,733
you believe him?
371
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:50,068
I do. The kid's got
an honest face.
372
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:51,370
Here's the deal, Omi.
373
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:53,138
I'll build you
another puzzle-box.
374
00:17:53,138 --> 00:17:54,272
Oh, thank you, Grandmaster.
375
00:17:54,272 --> 00:17:55,974
Hold on.
376
00:17:55,974 --> 00:17:57,743
First you're gonna have
to prove you're worthy.
377
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:59,945
And how shall I prove myself?
378
00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:02,714
I don't know, maybe
beat me in a contest?
379
00:18:02,714 --> 00:18:05,417
You mean... a Xiaolin Showdown?
380
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,587
Uh, yeah. That's a
good name for it.
381
00:18:08,887 --> 00:18:10,722
Dojo, get me the Sands of Time.
382
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:19,430
Look, if you can take
this pebble from my hand
383
00:18:19,430 --> 00:18:21,399
before the sands run
out of this hourglass,
384
00:18:21,399 --> 00:18:23,769
then one enchanted
puzzle-box is yours.
385
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,937
But which Shen Gong
Wu shall be wagered?
386
00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:28,539
Usually I'd wager one
of my Shen Gong Wu
387
00:18:28,539 --> 00:18:29,675
against one of your
Shen Gong Wu--
388
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,711
Omi! I'm Grandmaster Dashi.
389
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:33,979
I make the rules.
390
00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:36,514
Uh, agreed. Let's go!
391
00:18:36,514 --> 00:18:39,985
Xiaolin Showdown!
392
00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,522
Nice effect.
393
00:18:44,522 --> 00:18:45,791
Indeed.
394
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:46,958
Gong Yi Tampai!
395
00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,326
What does that mean?
396
00:18:48,326 --> 00:18:52,563
Basically it means
ready, set go--oof!
397
00:18:52,563 --> 00:18:53,598
Hey, come back!
398
00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:57,302
Get in the game, kid!
399
00:19:00,505 --> 00:19:02,540
Huh?
400
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:05,476
Wha?
401
00:19:05,476 --> 00:19:08,279
Huh?
402
00:19:08,279 --> 00:19:10,281
Hey!
403
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:18,423
Aah! Unh! Oof!
404
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:19,925
Aah!
405
00:19:21,259 --> 00:19:23,394
Keep up, kid.
406
00:19:24,295 --> 00:19:26,732
Hey!
407
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:36,775
Orb of toranami!
408
00:19:48,186 --> 00:19:50,455
Shen Gong Wu?
409
00:19:50,455 --> 00:19:51,990
Come on, Omi.
410
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,425
I'm a Grandmaster dragon.
411
00:19:54,425 --> 00:19:57,829
Orb of toranami! Ice!
412
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:03,134
Ha ha ha!
413
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,104
Aah!
414
00:20:07,305 --> 00:20:08,139
Hyah!
415
00:20:08,139 --> 00:20:09,841
Nice try, but no dice.
416
00:20:09,841 --> 00:20:11,910
Or should I say, "no ice?"
417
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:14,479
Ha ha ha! Unh.
418
00:20:22,620 --> 00:20:23,688
I have...Lost.
419
00:20:23,688 --> 00:20:25,156
Ah, come on, now.
420
00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:28,827
There's still one tact
you haven't tried.
421
00:20:28,827 --> 00:20:30,829
May I have the pebble, please?
422
00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,163
Sure.
423
00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:35,967
I am most confused.
424
00:20:35,967 --> 00:20:38,203
If you were just going
to give me the pebble,
425
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,839
why make me go through
the whole showdown?
426
00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:43,441
- 2 reasons.
- It was funny.
427
00:20:43,441 --> 00:20:44,675
True.
428
00:20:44,675 --> 00:20:46,044
To teach you something.
429
00:20:46,044 --> 00:20:47,345
If you're gonna defeat Wuya,
430
00:20:47,345 --> 00:20:49,114
you can't go at her head on.
431
00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,716
You'll have to try
something unexpected.
432
00:20:51,716 --> 00:20:54,419
Give me the pebble.
433
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,755
How did you do that?
434
00:20:57,755 --> 00:20:59,357
Omi, you can do a lot of things
435
00:20:59,357 --> 00:21:02,393
when you're a Grandmaster
Xiaolin dragon.
436
00:21:02,393 --> 00:21:05,496
You'll see...Someday.
437
00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:12,637
Grandmaster, I can
not open this box.
438
00:21:12,637 --> 00:21:14,205
The box will open
439
00:21:14,205 --> 00:21:16,774
when the person who needs
it to open opens it.
440
00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:19,477
I know, this kind of stuff
drives me crazy, too.
441
00:21:19,477 --> 00:21:21,712
It'll work when it needs to.
Trust me.
442
00:21:21,712 --> 00:21:23,781
Very well.
443
00:21:23,781 --> 00:21:25,951
And now, with my
mission complete,
444
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,886
I must return to the future!
445
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,256
Which I have no idea how to do.
446
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:34,459
What do you mean, you don't
know how to get him back?!
447
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:35,426
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