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It's time, Ryan.
Time for what?
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We gotta get to the Baker Street Dog Park.
Jellybeans is throwing a party.
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Jellybeans?
That golden retriever you hate?
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No, Beans is my boy now.
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Say what you want about Beans,
dude knows how to do it up right.
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There might even be a sprinkler.
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Shit. Kristen's on her way
over to my house.
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I thought she was running a brothel
in India.
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It's a birthing clinic.
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Right, a brothel supply company.
Same difference.
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I don't know
how I'm gonna face her.
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How could I blackmail
my own sister?
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You also destroyed her marriage.
Don't forget that.
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I think about it every day.
What I did was despicable.
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"Was." You sent that long e-mail
apology months ago.
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Get over it.
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Do you know
how long dogs feel guilty?
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Five seconds. Then we move on.
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Where'd you get those glasses?
Like them?
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Beans got a pair and he's been
snout-deep in puss ever since.
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You stole them, didn't you?
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Sorry, Ryan.
I shouldn't have done that.
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I'm not proud of myself.
I guess I just...
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And that's enough of that.
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See? No more guilt.
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Jellybeans. I'm running a bit late, dude,
but I'm definitely gonna show.
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Is the sprinkler still going?
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It's Wilfred.
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Wilfred Mueller. Heh.
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Come on, J-Beans.
You remember me, dawg? Heh.
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What do you mean
no one calls you J-Beans?
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I call you J-Beans.
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Wait, J-Beans.
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Dropped call.
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That's her. Behave.
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Hey, welcome back.
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Jesus, who gets fat
in India?
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Wow, are you...?
I am.
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In three months, you'll be an uncle.
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Whoa, is there a baby in there?
A human baby?
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She can't come in here.
Wilfred.
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Sat sri aka! to you too,
Wilfred.
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Just make yourself comfortable
and I'll make us some tea.
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Wilfred, come on.
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What the hell's gotten into you?
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What the hell's gotten into you? How could
you let that Trojan horse into this house?
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Trojan horse?
There's a war out there, Ryan.
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The war between dogs and babies.
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And you brought it to our doorstep.
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You're at war with babies?
Over what?
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Why do any great civilizations go to war?
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To see who's cutest.
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Through the millennia, under the unseeing
eyes of mankind, we have done battle.
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The rivers have run red with blood
and towers of mutilated corpses...
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...have cast shadows
upon entrail-laden battlefields.
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It was dogs versus babies,
so it was still pretty cute, but...
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So call a truce.
Just take it easy on Kristen.
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Take it easy?
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Did those babies take it easy...
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...at the massacre on the border
of the Canine Cabana and Norma's Daycare?
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So Dr. Ramos is the father?
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Yeah. We realized we loved each other
in India.
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He flew back early
and broke things off with his wife.
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Sounds like things are going
really well.
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Blessings and peace are upon me.
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Look, I don't know if you got my e-mail,
but I feel really terrible about what...
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What?
Ksama, Ryan.
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It means "forgiveness."
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It's one of the most sacred words
in the Hindu culture.
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Okay, but I still...
Ksama.
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Relax, little baby.
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I'm cool.
I'm just here to talk.
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Look, this war...
I learned that the meaning of ksama...
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...has gone on far too long.
Maybe it's time we end this madness.
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I mean, how many babies' faces need
to get bitten?
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How many dogs' ears need to get
played with not gently enough?
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We can do something great here,
you and I. A change, a real change.
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I have never felt such a sense
of community...
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What? Do I have a spare "dikfor"?
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What's a dikfor?
Oh, what's a dikfor?
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India was life-changing.
Oh, ha, ha.
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You think you're cute? This is war.
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So how was India?
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Were you not listening
to anything that I've just said?
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Sorry, I got distracted.
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That's okay.
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I have to pee.
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Always have to pee.
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She's still mad at me.
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What are you talking about?
She ksama'd the shit out of you.
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Hey, what are you doing?
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Looking for an ultrasound. I need to know
exactly what I'm dealing with here.
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"Know your enemy." Sun Tzu.
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Give me that.
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"Emergency protective order.
Stalking."
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Wait, this is a restraining order,
from Arturo Ramos.
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Here we go. No Down syndrome,
no spina bifida, no lobster hands.
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Jesus, this baby's gonna be
goddamn adorable.
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I can't believe this. Nothing she
told me about Arturo was true.
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So, what? That's her problem.
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Her problem, my fault.
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That's why she's lying to me...
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...because I betrayed her trust
and ruined her life.
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I'm the worst brother ever.
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Worst brother ever? Heh. Did you ever
convince the other siblings in your litter...
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...to eat your runt sister because she
was born with no eyes? Because I did that.
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I need to make this up to her.
An apology is not enough.
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As much as I love India...
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...it's nice not to have a swarm of insects
trailing my ass out of the bathroom. Heh.
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Hey, I was gonna ask you.
Arturo just got us a condo in Brentwood.
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He's having the kitchen redone,
but that noise wouldn't be good for the baby.
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So could I stay with you a couple days?
I mean, if it's not too much trouble.
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Hell, no.
Sure. It'll give us a chance to catch up.
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What are you doing?
Great.
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Well, I'll just grab my bags
from the rental car.
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Actually, maybe you should grab them.
Maybe you could also return the rental car.
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And, um, pick me up some kale?
Sure.
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I'm gonna lie down.
Mind if I use your room?
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What? All I did was agree
to let my pregnant sister stay with me.
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And do you feel better?
Has your guilt been alleviated? No.
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Because guilt doesn't go away
until you let it go.
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It just keeps piling UP-
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Just like the brave, dead soldiers
at the Battle of Babies R Us parking lot.
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You're mad because that baby's
gonna take attention away from you.
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Oh, I don't think
that's gonna be a problem, Ryan.
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I know how to deal with a baby.
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This watermelon's delicious,
by the way.
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I was reading this study about this girl
who had her dead parasitic twin's face...
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...embedded in her back.
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You should have seen the picture.
Seriously, it looked like it was smiling.
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Here, have a bite of this squid taco.
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Funny, I'm not hungry anymore.
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You've never dated a scientist before?
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Nope. If we're gonna continue
seeing each other...
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...you need to promise
to never mention back-faces again.
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No deal.
Ha, ha, ha.
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I really wanna kiss you, but I don't wanna
be the only one with squid breath.
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Okay.
Okay. On three. Ready?
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One, two, three.
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Oh, you didn't eat it.
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I have a meeting.
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But at least now I know
you're not gonna be kissing anyone else.
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Oh, yeah, perfect.
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It's my sister.
Okay.
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MythBusters marathon this weekend?
Confirmed.
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Hey, Kristen.
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You bought the wrong kale.
There's a wrong kale?
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The curly leaf is the one
with all the B vitamins, but it's fine.
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One day without it won't curve the
baby's spine. What are you doing, Wilfred?
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Wilfred's with you?
Yeah, he's been underfoot all day.
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I almost tripped over him
at the top of the stairs.
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Uh, Put him on.
Put him on?
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Out. Put him outside.
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One, two, vacuum's coming for you
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Three, four
Your mom is an unwed whore
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I'm coming home.
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Oh, my God.
Kristen, are you okay?
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I was chanting.
What the hell is wrong with you?
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I thought something was wrong.
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Ryan, getting upset at this point
in my pregnancy is dangerous for me.
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Sorry.
Ksama.
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You know what? I'm gonna go take a bath.
Where do you keep your razor?
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Never mind. I'll find it.
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Hello, Ryan.
Slow day at the office?
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You have to stop this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
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You switched her prenatal vitamins
for morning-after pills.
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And then you...
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What are you doing?
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That old black magic. Voodoo.
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It works, Ryan.
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Hey, watch this.
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You like that?
Yeah, I do like that. Heh.
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Oh, you feel so good.
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Heh. Teeth, Wilfred, teeth. Unh.
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Oh, I'm gonna...
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What the hell, dude?
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Just stop.
I will never stop.
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There's nothing you can do
to keep me from that baby.
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She's the one who should be behind bars.
The way she's working your guilt is criminal.
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If you keep this up,
you'll be an outside dog.
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I'm sorry about all the hairs in
the bathtub. I didn't even get to my legs.
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Ah. That's okay. I'll just...
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Clean the bathtub? Thank you.
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It's really tough for me
to bend down so low...
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...with the beautiful soul
that's growing inside of me.
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Hmm.
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So, what's this new company
you're working for?
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Uh, it's a biotech start-up.
We're working on a cure for lung cancer.
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Western medicine.
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Wasn't your clinic funded
by Kanner McKay?
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I took their money, not their drugs.
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I'm not gonna pollute my body temple
with the poison of big pharma.
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Well, a lot of those poisons save lives.
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I suppose you're an expert
now that you're dating a scientist.
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We'll see how long that lasts.
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What does that mean?
Nothing.
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It's just that...
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I mean, uh, let's be honest.
A lawyer and a chemist?
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There's just not a lot of overlap there.
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Amanda and I are actually doing great.
Sure you are.
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But look at Arturo and me.
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We're both healers, so our relationship
is based on a true love...
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...and understanding for one another.
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We'll have you over for dinner,
you can see what that looks like.
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In your new condo?
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Mm-hm.
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Steady. Steady.
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Uh, let me get you
some more juice.
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What? How did you scale that giant wall?
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That's impossible.
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Are you secretly some sort of magical,
otherworldly entity?
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Because I'd tell you if I was.
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That's it, Wilfred. You're going outside.
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Stress is dangerous for the baby.
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Is it, now?
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Take your hands off me, Ryan!
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Maybe I should take out
a restraining order from my pocket...
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...to use as a bargaining chip
to trade for my baby-getting stick.
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We need to put that back before...
Before what?
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- Before it stresses Kristen out?
- Ryan?
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Whoops.
Is that...?
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Did you go through my things?
Oh. No, I'm just...
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No, you're just curious about
every embarrassing detail of my life?
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Okay. Well, let me
just fill you in.
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The last time I saw Arturo was
two weeks ago at the airport in Jaipur.
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He was leaving early
to break things off with Liz.
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And then I never heard from him.
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Instead of meeting me at LAX...
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...he sent a process server
with a restraining order.
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All this time I thought
he loved me...
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...but you know why
he wanted me to go to India?
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Because he thinks I'm a good doctor.
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I'm so sorry.
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Oh, are you? I thought you'd be happy
to learn another humiliating secret...
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...to blackmail me with.
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Oh. Are you okay?
No, I don't know.
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Just call 911.
Yes!
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The Battle for Kristen's Bulge
has been won!
239
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:21,329
It looks like I shall have another fontanel
to hang from my belt.
240
00:13:21,480 --> 00:13:25,849
Wilfred, listen to yourself.
We're talking about an innocent human life.
241
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Oh, my God.
242
00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,330
You're right.
243
00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:32,371
What have I done?
244
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:36,402
If anything happens to that baby,
I'll never forgive myself.
245
00:13:40,640 --> 00:13:44,645
Okay, so I have blue for a boy
or pink for a girl.
246
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,084
Uh, hi. Yes, my sister
may be going through...
247
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,768
The baby's okay, but she should stay
on bed rest for the next few days.
248
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:59,446
It was just Braxton-Hicks.
Go to medical school.
249
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,604
Have fun with that.
Why, God?
250
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,603
Why?
251
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:08,367
- What kind of God lets a baby live?
- Dr. Ramos.
252
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,330
I got your message.
How's the baby?
253
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:12,608
Fine.
Kristen's in the bedroom.
254
00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:15,127
You. You caused this.
255
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,762
You almost ruined her life
and you don't care.
256
00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:21,043
- What kind of animal are you?
- You're right.
257
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:22,565
It's my fault.
258
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,321
My wife made me take out
that restraining order.
259
00:14:26,480 --> 00:14:29,404
I didn't want to,
but I was scared.
260
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,006
You have to believe me.
I wanna be with your sister.
261
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,491
Arturo, is that you?
262
00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:37,362
Great, now the father's here.
263
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,961
How many innocent babies
need to survive...
264
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:43,647
...before we put an end
to this senseless nurturing?
265
00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:49,762
It's bad enough I have to sleep
on the couch in my own house.
266
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:53,242
They've been at it all night.
So kick them out.
267
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,647
I can't do that.
268
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,489
God, I'm such an idiot
for not duct-taping a pizza cutter...
269
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,130
...to the end of Arturo's penis.
270
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,647
Will you stop?
Haven't you done enough damage?
271
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,446
Fine. I give up.
272
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,841
What's that?
273
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,448
Baby food. Might as well get used to it.
274
00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:19,166
This is what it's gonna be like
three months from now.
275
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:22,130
Wilfred.
The war's over. I've lost.
276
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:25,443
Stop. Look, have you ever
even known a baby?
277
00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,170
I think you might be surprised at how
much dogs and babies have in common.
278
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:33,365
It's true. You both like to drool.
279
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:36,444
You both need someone else
to clean up your shit.
280
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,840
You both like naps.
281
00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:41,885
We both like chewing on things.
Right?
282
00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:43,923
We both have vocabularies
that are...
283
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:47,243
Uh, I mean, in a way, it's like you're
actually fighting yourselves.
284
00:15:47,400 --> 00:15:49,164
Vocabularious.
285
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:54,406
Maybe it's time to call an end to hostilities
and actually get to know each other.
286
00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:57,962
Otherwise, all this tension,
when's it gonna end?
287
00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:00,168
Yes. Yes, yes!
288
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,846
I could ask you the same question,
Ryan.
289
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,401
When is it gonna end?
290
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,131
She'll find a place soon.
291
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,049
The guilt, mate.
292
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:13,970
How long are you gonna
hold onto it?
293
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,085
Until she forgives me.
294
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,527
And what if she never does?
295
00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:27,207
You know, at some point, you may just
have to do the forgiving for her.
296
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,921
Wilfred, you know you still have...
Yeah, I do.
297
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,565
Sweetie, I gotta go.
Oh.
298
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:42,087
Uh, Ryan, thanks for, uh,
everything.
299
00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:45,926
Kristen said you don't mind us using
your house as our little, uh, palacio del amor.
300
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,684
I just really appreciate that.
301
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,081
Um, yeah.
Oh.
302
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,608
See you tomorrow night?
Okay.
303
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,683
What about tonight?
304
00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:02,089
Uh, well, Liz and I have,
uh, symphony tickets.
305
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,564
They're paid for, so...
306
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,807
Have a nice time.
307
00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:22,361
On your way home, I need you to pick up
a soft-bristle toothbrush for Arturo.
308
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:25,040
His gums are really sensitive.
309
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,968
Listen, uh, I don't know how
comfortable I am with you guys...
310
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:38,886
...using my home
as your palacio del amor.
311
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:43,250
That's interesting. Under the circumstances,
I didn't think I was asking all that much.
312
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:47,007
Kristen, I know you're mad at me
and I've been trying to make it up to you...
313
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,481
...but I don't know
how much longer this can go on.
314
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:53,850
Do you think that I wanted to come here
after the way you stabbed me in the back?
315
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,651
I have nowhere else to go, Ryan.
316
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:59,286
I'm a mistress. Me.
317
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,489
My marriage is dead
and I'm gonna be a single mother...
318
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:06,162
...raising a child whose father
has another family and it is all your fault.
319
00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,209
Kristen...
It has to be all your fault...
320
00:18:08,360 --> 00:18:09,691
...because if it's not, then...
321
00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:15,330
Therm...
322
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,764
Oh, shit.
323
00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:27,720
I'm the one who cheated on Leo...
324
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:32,844
...and I followed a total asshole to India,
so... So...
325
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,769
I did this.
326
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:45,125
I'm a really terrible person.
327
00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:49,885
Everybody makes mistakes.
328
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,522
Feeling guilty isn't going to help.
329
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,200
I know Arturo's a jerk...
330
00:19:02,840 --> 00:19:05,081
...but I don't wanna be alone.
331
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,688
You won't be.
332
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:13,769
You're a good brother, Ryan.
333
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,082
How about I make us some tea?
Oh, that'd be nice.
334
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,131
Hey, Wilfred.
335
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,567
Look, I've been thinking it over.
336
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,610
Maybe after you're born,
we could get to know one another.
337
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,967
Maybe you could even fall asleep
on me one day.
338
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:42,602
Or I could eat some food out of your mouth
while you're yawning.
339
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:47,448
Well, anyway, these are just ideas,
but the gist is, I wanna be friends.
340
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:52,367
You want me to be in your club? Heh.
341
00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,045
I'd love to be.
342
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,690
The Pen15 Club?
343
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,281
Hang on a minute.
Just let me write that down...
344
00:19:58,440 --> 00:20:00,408
...so I don't forget it.
345
00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,801
So it's just the word "Pen"...
346
00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:07,921
...and the number "15"
with no spaces in between? Heh.
347
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,765
Cool name, huh?
348
00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:16,767
Really?
349
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,208
Are we really gonna have
this debate right now?
350
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:22,768
Because we all know life doesn't begin
until the fetus is 10 years old.
351
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:24,649
You have no morals.
352
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,961
Of course I do.
353
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,323
You kill an 11-year-old,
you're going straight to hell.
354
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,644
What?
What are you smiling at?
355
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,485
Who's smiling, dude?
It is hot in here.
356
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,642
Oh, you want me
to turn the air conditioning on?
357
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,245
Yes.
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